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Pretty soon all the other bats smelled the blood and began hassling him about where he got it. He told them to go away and let him get some sleep but they persisted until finally he gave in.\"OK, follow me\" he said and flew out of the cave with hundreds of bats behind him. Down through the valley they went, across a river and into a forest full of trees. Finally he slowed down and all the other bats excitedly milled around him. \"Now, do you see that tree over there?\" he asked. \"Yes, Yes, Yes!\" the bats all screamed in a frenzy. \"Good\" said the bat, \"Because I sure as hell didn\'t!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5319,'Animal Jokes','Dog named Sex','Everybody I know who has a dog usually calls him \"Rover\" or \"Spot\". I call mine Sex. Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to the City Hall to renew the dog\'s license, I told the clerk that I would like a license for Sex. He said, \"I would like to have one too!\" Then I said, \"But she is a dog!\" He said he didn\'t care what she looked like. I said, \"You don\'t understand. ... I have had Sex since I was nine years old.\" He replied, \"You must have been quite a strong boy.\" When I decided to get married, I told the minister that I would like to have Sex at the wedding.He told me to wait until after the wedding was over. I said, \"But Sex has played a big part in my life and my whole world revolves around Sex.\" He said he didn\'t want to hear about my personal life and would not marry us in his church. I told him everyone would enjoy having Sex at the wedding. The next day we were married at the Justice of the Peace. My family was barred from the church from then on. When my wife and I went on our honeymoon, I took the dog with me. When we checked into the motel, I told the clerk that I wanted a room for me and my wife and a special room for Sex. He said that every room in the motel is a place for sex. I said, \"You don\'t understand. ... Sex keeps me awake at night.\" The clerk said, \"Me too!\" One day I entered Sex in a contest. But before the competition began, the dog ran away. Another contestant asked me why I was just looking around. I told him that I was going to have Sex in the contest. He said that I should have sold my own tickets. \"You don\'t understand,\" I said, \"I hoped to have Sex on TV.\" He called me a show off. When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody of the dog. I said, \"Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married but Sex left me after I was married.\" The Judge said, \"Me too!\" Last night Sex ran off again. I spent hours looking all over for her. A cop came over and asked me what I was doing in the alley at 4 o\'clock in the morning. I said, \"I\'m looking for Sex.\" -- My case comes up next Thursday. Well now I\'ve been thrown in jail, been divorced and had more damn troubles with that dog than I ever foresaw.Why just the other day when I went for my first session with the psychiatrist, she asked me, \"What seems to be the trouble?\" I replied, \"Sex has been my best friend all my life but now it has left me for ever. I couldn\'t live any longer so lonely.\" and the doctor said, \"Look mister, you should understand that sex isn\'t a man\'s best friend so get yourself a dog.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5320,'Animal Jokes','Ant and Elephant have romance','An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. The next morning the ant wakes up and the elephant is dead. \"Shit!\" says the ant. \"One night of passion and I will spend the rest of my life digging a grave!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5321,'Animal Jokes','Difference between a cat and a dog...','A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be Gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a God!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5322,'Animal Jokes','rabbits chased by wolf','Two rabbits were being chased by a pack of wolves. The wolves chased the rabbits into a thicket. After a few minutes, one rabbit turned to the other and said, \"Well, do you want to make a run for it or stay here a few days and outnumber them?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5323,'Animal Jokes','horse','This horse walks in to a bar and asks for a bit to eat!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5324,'Animal Jokes','bear and a rabbit','A bear is chasing a rabbit through a forest. They find a bottle and decide to rub it. A genie pops out. He says \"I will grant each of you three wishes.\"The bear says \"I wish all the bears in the forest were females.\" *poof* It\'s done.The rabbit says \"I wish for a motorcycle.\" *poof* It\'s done.The bear says \"I wish all the bears in this country were females.\" *poof* It\'s done.The rabbit says \"I wish for a lifetime supply of carrots back at my house.\" *poof* It\'s done.The bear is thinking to himself \"why is the rabbit wasting his wishes on stupid small things? oh well.\" \"And for my third wish, I wish that all the bears in the world were female.\" *poof* It\'s done.The rabbit says \"For MY last wish, I want the bear to be gay.\" And he rides off on his motorcycle.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5325,'Animal Jokes','Do Elephants Ever Forget?','Q: Does an elephant ever forget?A: Only if you loan him money.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5326,'Animal Jokes','Elephants and Cell-Phones','Q: Why don\'t elephants use cellular phones?A: So the rest of the world won\'t know their plans.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5327,'Animal Jokes','I\'ll have a Penguin; shaken, not stirred','Q: Why do penguins live in the Arctic?A: Because they can\'t fly to Florida like the rest of the old birds.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5328,'Animal Jokes','A blind man in a store','A blind man walks into a store with his seeing eye dog. All of a sudden, he picks up the leash and begins swinging the dog over his head. The manager runs up to the man and asks, \"What are you doing?!!\" The blind man replies, \"Just looking around.\"',1,0,0,'Active'),(5329,'Animal Jokes','There are no dogs allowed here','A man goes into a bar with his dog. He goes up to the bar and asks for a drink. The bartender says \"You can\'t bring that dog in here!\" The guy, without missing a beat, says \"This is my seeing-eye dog.\" \"Oh man, \" the bartender says, \"I\'m sorry, here, the first one\'s on me.\" The man takes his drink and goes to a table near the door.Another guy walks into the bar with a Chihuahua. The first guys sees him, stops him and says \"You can\'t bring that dog in here unless you tell him it\'s a seeing-eye dog.\" The second man graciously thanks the first man and continues to the bar. He asks for a drink. The bartender says \"Hey, you can\'t bring that dog in here!\"The second man replies \"This is my seeing-eye dog.\" The bartender says, \"No, I don\'t think so. They do not have Chihuahuas as seeing-eye dogs.\" The man pauses for a half-second and replies \"What?!?! They gave me a Chihuahua?!?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5330,'Animal Jokes','Racoon Joke','Why did the raccoon cross the road? He didn\'t, he got hit by a car.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5331,'Animal Jokes','Seeing Eye Dog','A blind man was out walking with his seeing eye dog when suddenly the animal paused and wet the man\'s leg. Bending down, the blind man stretched out his hand and patted the dog\'s head.Having watched what happened, a passerby said, \"Say, why are you patting him? That dog just peed on your leg!\"\"I know,\" said the blind man, \"but I gotta find his head before I can kick his butt.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5332,'Animal Jokes','Got Any Grapes?','A ducks walks into a bar and asks, \"Got any grapes?\" The bartender, confused, tells the ducks that no, his bar doesn\'t serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, \"Got any grapes?\" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes, has never served grapes, and, furthermore, will never serve grapes. The duck, a little ruffled, thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns, but before he can say anything, the bartender begins to yell: \'\'Listen, duck! This is a bar! We do not serve grapes! If you ever ask for grapes again, I will nail your stupid duck beak to the bar!\'\' The duck is silent for a moment, and then asks, \'\'Got any nails?\'\' Confused, the bartenders says no. \'\'Good!\'\' says the duck. \'\'Got any grapes?\'\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5333,'Animal Jokes','Grape and Elephant','Q: What sound does a grape make when an elephant steps on it?A: None. It just lets out a little wine.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5334,'Animal Jokes','Legion Camel #1','A woman reporter is driving a jeep in the desert. She sees a Captain in the French Foreign Legion pulling and tugging on a camel, but the camel won\'t budge.The woman stops and says, \"Captain! Do you need some help with the camel?\"The legionarie tells her the camel won\'t budge but she\'s welcome to try. The reporter gets out of the jeep, takes two bricks from the back and POW... smashes the camel\'s testicles with the bricks. The camel makes a terrible noise and runs off into the desert.The captain drops his pants and says, \"Great! Do me next, I\'ve got to catch that son of a bitch!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5335,'Animal Jokes','Legion Camel #2','A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him quarters, he asks the corporal, \"The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?\"The corporal replies, \"On Fridays, they let us use the camels.\"The lieutentent is disgusted, but says nothing. After a few weeks, however, the new officer is very lonely. He decides that if everyone else is doing it, why shouldn\'t he.The next friday, the young lieutentent slinks over to the camel pens and, after looking around, drops his pants and starts humping a female camel. The camel is not amused and makes a huge uproar.The same corporal comes in to investigate. \"Lieutenent! What are you doing.\"\"Come on man,\" replied the embarrased officer, \"You yourself told me we could use the camels on Fridays.\"\"Yes sir,\" replied the corporal. \"But most of us just ride them into town.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5336,'Animal Jokes','Legion Camel #3','A new lieutenent in the French Foreign Legion arrives at an isolated base in Algeria. As a corporal shows him is quarters, he asks the corporal, \"The base is rather isolated, what do the men do for female companionship?\"The corporal replies, \"On Fridays, they let us use the camels.\"The lieutenent can\'t beleive it. On Friday, he stands around the camel pen to see what happens. Suddenly, he hears the camp bugler blow a charge on his horn.The ensuing chaos was amazing... men from all over the camp decended on the camel pens like huns attacking a village. Out of the swarm of men, the lieutenent sees the same corporal he met on his first day. He grabs the man by the arm. The corporal shouts, \"Let me go! Let me go!\"\"Good God man,\" said the lieutenent. \"There are 200 men here and 500 camels. What\'s your hurry?\"The corporal replied, \"I don\'t want to get stuck with an ugly one!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5337,'Animal Jokes','Moles','A momma mole, papa mole, and baby mole lived in a hole outside of a farmhouse in the country.One day, the papa mole poked his head out of the hole and said, \"Mmmmmm, I smell sausage!\" The momma mole poked her head outside of the hole and said, \"Mmmmm, I smell pancakes!\" The baby mole tried to poke his head out of the hole but couldn\'t get passed the two bigger moles.Finally giving up, he said, \"The only thing I can smell is molasses.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5338,'Animal Jokes','elephant sex','Did you know that elephants actually have their sexual organs in their feet?Yup, if one steps on you, you\'re screwed.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5339,'Animal Jokes','King of the Jungle','Three animals were having a hugeargument over who was the best.The first, a hawk, claimed that because of his ability to fly, he could attack anything repeatedly from above, and his prey had hardly a chance.The second,a lion,based his claim on his strength. No animal in the forest dared to challenge him.The third, a skunk, insisted he needed neither flight nor strength to frighten off any animal using his unique arsenal.As the trio debated the issue, a grizzly bear came along and swallowed them all: hawk, lion, and stinker!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5340,'Animal Jokes','2 jokes','What do u get if u cross bambi wit a ghost?BAMBOOWhat is a duck\'s favourite TV show?THE FEATHER FORECASTGET IT? hahaha',0,0,0,'Active'),(5341,'Animal Jokes','Chucky goes to the movies','An old farmer went to town to see a movie. The ticket agent asked, \"Sir, what\'s that on your shoulder?\"The old farmer said, \"That\'s my pet rooster Chucky, wherever I go, Chucky goes.\"\"I\'m sorry sir.\", said the ticket agent, \"We don\'t allow animals in the theater.\"The old farmer went around the corner and stuffed the bird down his pants. He returned to the booth, bought a ticket and entered the theater. He sat down next to two old widows named Mildred and Marge.The movie started and the rooster began to squirm. The old farmer unzipped his pants so Chucky could stick his head out and watch the movie.\"Marge\", whispered Mildred.\"What\", said Marge.\"I think this guy next to me is a pervert.\", said Mildred.\"What makes you think that\", asked Marge.\"He unzipped his pants and he has his thing out\", whispered Mildred.\"Well, don\'t worry about it\", said Marge, \"At our age we\'ve seen them all.\"\"I thought so\", said Mildred, \"But this one is eating my popcorn.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5342,'Animal Jokes','The three legged chicken','A man was driving down a country road one day at 45 miles per hour when suddenly he noticed a 3-legged chicken running at the same speed beside his truck.Though he thought this odd, the man decided to speed up so he wouldn\'t cause an accident with the chicken.The man sped up to 55 miles per hour, but low and behold, so did the 3-legged chicken. The man then sped up to 65 miles per hour only to again be equaled in speed by the 3-legged chicken. As the man watched in amazement, the chicken suddenly made a sharp left turn and took off down a side road toward a small farm. The man quickly also made the left turn and followed the chicken to the small farm, parking out front. Looking around the man found the farmer around back in the midst of many 3-legged chickens.After greeting the farmer, the man asked him why he was raising 3-legged chickens. \"Well we figure,\" said the farmer, \"that with an average family of 3 people, only 2 can have a chicken leg with an average chicken. But with a three legged chicken, each member of the family can enjoy a chicken leg of their own.\" \"That\'s pretty wise,\" said the man, who then asked \"Well how do your 3-legged chickens taste?\"\"I don\'t know,\" said the farmer. \"We\'ve never been able to catch one.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5343,'Animal Jokes','CHICKEN','Q:Why didn\'t the chicken cross the road?A: because he was a \"chicken\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5344,'Animal Jokes','The Bunny and the Snake','Once upon a time in a nice little forest, there lived an orphaned bunny and an orphaned snake. By a surprising coincidence, both were blind from birth.One day, the bunny was hopping through the forest, and the snake was slithering through the forest, when the bunny tripped over the snake and fell down. This, of course, knocked the snake about quite a bit.\"Oh, my,\" said the bunny, \"I\'m terribly sorry. I didn\'t mean to hurt you. I\'ve been blind since birth, so I can\'t see where I\'m going. In fact, since I\'m also an orphan, I don\'t even know what I am.\"\"It\'s quite OK,\" replied the snake. \"Actually, my story is much the same as yours. I, too, have been blind since birth, and also never knew my mother. Tell you what, maybe I could slither all over you, and find out what you are, so at least you\'ll have that going for you.\"\"Oh, that would be wonderful\" replied the bunny. So the snake slithered all over the bunny, and said, \"Well, you\'re covered with soft fur, you have really long ears, your nose twitches, and you have a soft cottony tail. I\'d say that you must be a bunny rabbit.\"\"Oh, thank you! Thank you,\" cried the bunny, in obvious excitement. The bunny suggested to the snake, \"Maybe I could feel you all over with my paw, and help you the same way that you\'ve helped me.\"So the bunny felt the snake all over, and remarked, \"Well, you\'re smooth and slippery, and you have a forked tongue, no backbone, and no balls. I\'d say you must be French\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5345,'April Fools Jokes','i got a referal','I never do anything that i would get a referl in school for. So one day in 8th grade i asked one of my teachers to write me up. And he did. When i got home my mom was sleeping and my dad was in the living room. I handed him the copy that i got to take home and he read it. while he was reading it u gould see the anger building in him. Then he laughed at the end. My mom comes out of the room awhile later and reads it. While she is reading it she asks me questions like \"who was it?\" And she luaghed at the end. A this is what it said i had been cuaght by three girls writing that a teacher sucks in the girls bathroom and that i would be suspended for a couple of days and that i would have to by paint to cover it up and at the end it said that i knew that this was a april fools joke my parent were pissed before they read that i knew it was a joke',0,0,0,'Active'),(5346,'April Fools Jokes','Toilet','Toilet TrickHey, this party was on April Fool\'s Day, so anything goes, right? Anyway, at the party there were two bathrooms. I went to the busiest one and did my usual medicine cabinet snooping and found some Icee Hot behind the mirror. So, on my way out I smeared the toilet seat with a thin layer of gel.After I left, I got a beer but positioned myself so I could see if the next person out reacted. Yeah, baby!The heat hit this chick as she was just leaving. Her eyes popped open and she did a 180 degree turn right back into the bathroom.Good practical joke: priceless.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5347,'April Fools Jokes','Daylight savings time','Daylight Spending TimeWhen I was in junior high school my mother played agood trick on my father. She was always an earlyriser (as in 5:00 a.m.). My father had to get up at7:00 for work. She went around the house and set allthe clocks to 9:25 or so, then ran frantically intohis room, and woke him up yelling \"John! John! Youoverslept!\" He was just about out the door before shebroke down and let him in on the joke.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5348,'April Fools Jokes','Mom, I\'m pregnant!','One April Fools Day, when I was about 15 or 16, I told my mom I was pregnant. It was really funny to see her reaction, but I got in major trouble when I told her I was joking. Some people just don\'t appreciate a good joke...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5349,'Bar Jokes','Who is Drunk?????','The Five Stages Of DrunkenessStage 1 - CLEVERThis is when you suddenly become an expert on every subject in the known universe. You know you know everything and you want to pass on your knowledge to anyone who will listen. At this stage you are always right. And, of course, the person you are talking to is very wrong. This makes for an interesting argument when both parties are CLEVER.Stage 2 - ATTRACTIVEThis is when you realize that you are the most ATTRACTIVE person in the entire bar and that everyone fancies you. You can go up to a perfect stranger knowing that they fancy you and really want to talk to you. Bear in mind that you are still CLEVER, so you can talk to this person about any subject under the sun.Stage 3 - RICHThis is when you suddenly become the RICHEST person in the room. You can buy drinks for the entire bar because you have a bottomless wallet. You can also make bets at this stage because of course you are still CLEVER so, naturally, you will always win. Anyway, it doesn\'t matter how much you bet because you are RICH. You will also buy drinks for everyone that you fancy, in the knowledge that you are clearly the most ATTRACTIVE person present.Stage 4 - INVINCIBLEYou are now ready to pick fights with anyone and everyone, especially those with whom you have been betting or arguing. This is because you are now INVINCIBLE. At this point you can also go up to the partners of the people who you fancy and challenge them to a battle of wits or strength. You have no fear of losing this battle, because as well as being INVINCIBLE you are CLEVER, you\'re RICH and you\'re more ATTRACTIVE than them anyway.Stage 5 - INVISIBLEThis is the final stage of drunkenness. At this point you can do anything, because you are now INVISIBLE. You can dance on a table to impress the people who you fancy because the rest of the people in the room cannot see you. You can also snob the face off them for the same reason. You are also INVISIBLE to the people who want to fight you. You can walk through the street singing at the top of your lungs because no one can see or hear you and because you\'re still CLEVER you know all the words.THE FIVE STAGES OF SOBERING UPStage 1 - STUPIDAs you regain consciousness and begin to enjoy the headache, the churning stomach and the cold sweats, you realize that you have lost not only several hours of your life, but also the ability to concentrate on anything at all. You are now STUPID and will remain so for a minimum of 12 hours.Stage 2 - UGLYNever entirely happy with the effects of the bathroom mirror, the first thing you are horrified to discover is that you have now become even UGLIER than you previously thought possible. Not only have you got bloodshot eyes and a glorious collection of spots but you are shaking so much that your grandfather probably looks healthier. Unfortunately you are still too STUPID to know better than to try to shave while still shaking.Stage 3 - POORHaving crawled out of bed and got dressed, you are about to shamble out the door when you discover that the money that was to last you the week is now missing from your wallet. Being STUPID, you have no idea what happened to it but the traces of pizza on your clothes allow the possibility that you might have treated everyone to a takeout at some point. Alternatively your pocket could have been picked or you might have given the taxi driver a fifty dollar note by mistake. Rationionalizing that you couldn\'t possibly have been that STUPID and that you would remember being robbed, you come to believe that you were the only one who bought any food or drinks all night and start to loathe all your friends.Stage 4 - FRAGILEAs you are now STUPID, UGLY and POOR, your consequently FRAGILE self-esteem plummets. Your already FRAGILE physical condition ensures that you feel liable to shatter if anyone even speaks to you.Stage 5 - CONSPICUOUSThis is the final stage of sobering up. Unfortunately, everyone can spot this CONSPICUOUS condition and its cause from a great distance. Even worse, they know that they can complete your misery by making fun of you, and that you are too STUPID to retaliate, too FRAGILE to hit them, too POOR to bribe them and too UGLY to hide.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5350,'Bar Jokes','Two Irish Men in A bar','There were Two guys at a bar. They were making small talk and realized a couple of interesting things.. this is how their conversation went. Guy 1: Yah..I\'m originally from Dublin, IrelandGuy 2: REally?! Me too!Guy 1: I went to O\'Malley Highschool.Guy 2 : I did too! What year did you graduate?Guy 1: 1988!guy 2: Same here!A guy sitting next to them was amazed how they grew up together and didnt know it. He asked the bar tender, who was friends with both of them if the two irish guys knew eachother.The bar tender replied, \" Yeah. It looks like the Donohue Twins are drunk again.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5351,'Bar Jokes','Flush','A drunk gets up from the bar and heads for the bathroom. A few minutes later, a loud, blood-curdling scream is heard coming from the bathroom.A few minutes after that, another loud scream echo\'s through the bar. The bartender goes into the bathroom to investigate what the drunk is screaming about. The bartender yells, \"What\'s all the screaming about in there? You\'re scaring my customers!\" The drunk responds, \"I\'m just sitting here on the toilet and every time I try to flush, something comes up and squeezes the hell out of my balls.\" The bartender opens the door and looks in. You idiot! You\'re sitting on the mop bucket!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5352,'Bar Jokes','drunk guy and the nun','There was a guy in a bar one night that got really drunk. I mean really, really, really drunk. When the bar closed he got up to go home. As he stumbled out the door he saw a nun walking on the sidewalk. So he stumbled over to the nun and punched her in the face. Well the nun was really surprised but before she could do or say anything he punched her again. This time she fell down and he stumbled over to her and kicked her in the butt.Then he picked her up and threw her into a wall. By this time the nun was pretty weak and couldn\'t move.So then he stumbled over to her, put his face right next to hers and said. \"Not very strong tonight, are you Batman?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5353,'Bar Jokes','me drunk?','A fellow decides to take off early from work and go drinking. He stays until the bar closes at 2am, at which time he is extremely drunk. When he enters his house, he doesn\'t want to wake anyone, so he takes off his shoes and starts tip-toeing up the stairs.Half-way up the stairs, he falls over backwards and lands flat on his rear end. That wouldn\'t have been so bad, except that he had couple of empty pint bottles in his back pockets, and they broke, and the broken glass carved up his buttocks terribly. But,he was so drunk that he didn\'t know he was hurt. A few minutes later, as he was undressing, he noticed blood,so he checked himself out in the mirror, and, sure enough, his behind was cut up something terrible. Well, he repaired the damage as best he could under the circumstances, and he went to bed.The next morning, his head was hurting, and his rear was hurting, and he was hunkering under the covers trying to think up some good story, when his wife came into the bedroom.\"Well, you really tied one on last night,\" she said.\"Where\'d you go?\" \"I worked late,\" he said, \"and I stopped off for a couple of beers.\"\"A couple of beers? That\'s a laugh,\" she replied, \"You got plastered last night. Where the heck did you go?\"\"What makes you so sure I got drunk last night,anyway?\"\"Well,\" she replied, \"my first big clue was when I got up this morning and found a bunch of band-aids stuck to the mirror.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5354,'Bar Jokes','high tech','A guy walks into a bar and sits down. He starts dialing numbers like there\'s a telephone in his hand, then puts his palm up against his cheek and begins talking. Suspicious, the bartender walks over and tells him this is a very tough neighborhood and he doesn\'t need any trouble here. The guy says, \"You don\'t understand. I\'m very hi-tech. I had a phone installed in my hand because I was tired of carrying the cellular.\" The bartender says \"Prove it.\" The guy dials up a number and hands his hand to the bartender. The bartender talks into the hand and carries on a conversation. \"That\'s incredible!\" says the bartender. \"I would never have believed it!\" \"Yeah\", said the guy, \"I can keep in touch with my broker, my wife, you name it. By the way, where is the men\'s room?\" The bartender directs him to the men\'s room. The guy goes in and 5, 10, 20 minutes go by and he doesn\'t return. Fearing the worst given the neighborhood, the bartender goes into the men\'s room to check on the guy. The guy is spread-eagled up against the wall. His pants are pulled down and he has a roll of toilet paper up his butt. \"Oh my god!\" said the bartender. \"Did they rob you? Are you hurt?\" The guy turns and says: \"No, no, I\'m ok. I\'m just waiting for a fax.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5355,'Bar Jokes','beer and a box','A drunk walked into a tavern, sat down at the bar. He placed a small cardboard box on the bar, and ordered a beer. When the beer came, he opened the box, pulled out a tiny piano and bench and set them on the bar, then ordered another beer. When the beer came, he reached into the box, pulled out a frog, sat him on the piano bench and said, \"PLAY\". The frog immediately began to play the piano. It played all the favorites, and some classical and then launched into contemporary jazz. The man ordered another beer, and when it came he reached into the cardboard box and pulled out a little white mouse. He set this mouse on top of the piano and said \"SING\". The frog began to play the piano and the mouse began to sing, first some \'oldies but goodies\', then all of the current favorites.A man at the bar who was watching all of this approached the drunk man and offered to buy this little outfit that he had. After a bit of negotiating, the drunk man agreed to sell it to the man for $500. The man gathered everything into the little cardboard box and ran out the door before the drunk could change his mind.The bartender had been watching all of this goings on and said to the drunk \"You damned old fool! You just sold that little outfit you had for $500 and you could have made millions off of it!\" The drunk laughed heartily and replied \"I am not the fool, the guy who bought it is. Do you really think I would have sold that if that mouse could really sing?\"The bartender responded \"What do you mean, I stood right here and listened to that mouse sing!\" \"The joke is on you and the guy who bought that outfit my friend\", chuckled the drunk. \"That mouse can\'t sing. The frog is a ventriloquist!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5356,'Bar Jokes','25 signs you\'ve had too much to drink','Please try the following:',0,0,0,'Active'),(5357,'Bar Jokes','spit on my beer','One evening, Frank was drinking at a bar when the bartender came over to tell Frank that he had a telephone call.Frank had just bought another beer and he didn\'t want anyone else to drink it. So, Fred wrote a little sign and left it by his beer that read: \"I spit in my beer.\"When Fred returned to his bar stool, there was another note beside his beer: \"I spit in your beer, too!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5358,'Bar Jokes','3 Vampires in Bar','Three vampires walk into a bar and sit down. The first vampire says,\"I\'d like a pint of blood.\" The second vampire says,\"I\'d like a pint of blood, too.\" Then the third vampire says,\"I\'d like a pint a plasma.\" Then the bartender says,\"OK, so let me get this straight, you want two bloods and a blood light?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5359,'Bar Jokes','Blowin Chunks','Okay a man is in a bar and he\'s gettin really drunk and he goes home. He comes back the next day to get his jacket and the bartender asks him, \"Do you wanna drink?\"And the man replies, \"Nah, Man Im not drinking anymore. I was so drunk last night I was blowing Chunks all night!\"And the bartender says, \"Thats okay it happens to everyone when they are drunk.\"Then the man says, \"No you dont understand my dog\'s name is Chunks.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5360,'Bar Jokes','the knot','A string walks into a bar and ask the waiter for a beer. The waiter says, \"I am sorry but we can\'t serve strings here.\"The string goes home, ties himself in a knot, and messes up his hair. He goes back to the bar about an hour later, sits down and says, \"Waiter, give me a beer.\" The waiter says,\"Hey aren\'t you the string who came in here earlier.\"The string replies, \"No, I\'m a fraid knot.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5361,'Bar Jokes','Who can say this sentence?','The Taco Bell Chihuahua, a Doberman and a Bulldog are in a bar having a drink when a great-looking female Collie comes up to them and says, \"Whoever can say liver and cheese in a sentence can have me.\" So the Doberman says, \"I love liver and cheese.\" The Collie replies, \"That\'s not good enough.\" The Bulldog says, \"I hate liver and cheese.\" She says, \"That\'s not creative enough.\" Finally, the Chihuahua says, \"Liver alone . . . cheese mine.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5362,'Bar Jokes','Make a horse Cry.','A guy walks into a bar and sits on a stool. in front of him he see\'s a big jar full of change and a little card that reads: Hello, if you would like to win all of this money you have to make the horse at the end of the bar laugh. COST $5 So, he puts in five dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Two minutes later they come out and the horse is laughing so hard that he pissed on the floor. So the guy takes the money and leaves. The next day the same guy walks in the bar again and see\'s the horse and the jar, this time it says: You can win all of this if you make the horse cry. COST $10 So he puts in 10 dollars and takes the horse into the bathroom. Four minutes later they come out and the horse is crying like no body ever had. So the guy takes the jar but before he could leave the bartender asks \"How did you do that?\" The guy says \"The first time I told him my dick was bigger than his and the second time I showed him!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5363,'Bar Jokes','In And Out Of Puddles','A guy walks into a bar holding three ducks. He sets them on the bar and orders a drink. After talking with the bartender for a while, the man excuses himself to use the restroom. The bartender feel a tad awkward with just himself and three ducks at the bar, so he decides to make small talk with them. He asks the first duck, \"What\'s your name?\"\"Huey,\" replies the duck. \"So, how\'s your day been?\"\"Oh, I\'ve had a great day,\" replies Huey. \"I\'ve been in and out of puddles all day.\" The bartender asks the second duck, \"What\'s your name?\" \"Duey,\" replies the duck.\"So, how\'s your day been?\" \"Oh, I\'ve had a great day,\" replies Duey. \"I\'ve been in and out of puddles all day.\" The witty bartender says to the third duck, \"So I guess your name is Louie?\" The duck replies, \"No, I\'m Puddles.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5364,'Bar Jokes','Body Building','A physically large guy meets a woman at a bar, and after a number of drinks, they agree to go back to his place. As they are making out in the bedroom, ready for the act, he stands up and starts to undress. After he takes his shirt off, he flexes his muscular arms and says, \"See there, baby? That\'s 1000 pounds of Dynamite!\" She begins to drool. The man drops his pants, strikes a bodybuilder\'s pose, and says, referring to his bulging legs, \"See those, baby? That\'s 1000 pounds of dynamite!\" She is aching for action at this point.Finally, he drops his underpants, and she grabs her purse and runs screaming to the front door. He catches her before she is able to run out the door, and asks, \"Why are you in such a hurry to leave?\" She replies, \"With 2000 pounds of dynamite, and such a short fuse, I was afraid you were about to blow!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5365,'Bar Jokes','One Last Night','One day, this guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a drink. Then he asks for another. After a couple more drinks, the bartender gets worried.\"What\'s the matter?\" the bartender asks. \"My wife and I got into a fight,\" explained the guy \"and now she isn\'t talking to me for a whole 31 days.\" The bartender thought about this for a while. \"But, isn\'t it a good thing that she isn\'t talking to you?\" asked the bartender. \" Yeah, except today is the last night.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5366,'Bar Jokes','The Bar Basement','Three men walk into a bar and the barman says, \'\'If you can sit in my basement for a day I\'ll give you free beer forever.\'\' So the first man says, \'\'Easy. I can do that.\'\' But he walks out after five minutes and says, \'\'It\'s impossible, you got a swarm of flies in there.\'\' So the second man tries his luck, but can\'t take more than 10 minutes. Finally the third man goes in and comes out a day later. The others ask him how he did it. He said, \'\'Easy. I took a dump in one corner and sat in the other corner!\'\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5367,'Bar Jokes','12 Shots','A guy goes into a bar, orders twelve shots and starts drinking them as fast as he can. The bartender says, \"Dang, why are you drinking so fast?\" The guy says, \"You would be drinking fast if you had what I had.\" The bartender says, \"What do you have?\" The guy says, \"75 cents.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5368,'Bar Jokes','Twelve Inch Pianist','This guy walks into a bar, pulls out a tiny piano and stool, and a tiny little man. The tiny man sits down, and starts to play the piano. This other guy notices it.?Hey, what\'s that?? ?A twelve-inch pianist. Ya see, I found this magic lamp, rubbed it, made a wish, I got a twelve inch pianist.? ?Can I try?? The man with the piano agrees and a minute later, a million ducks fill the room. ?Ducks? I didn\'t wish for a million ducks, I wished for a million bucks!? ?Ya think I really wished for a twelve inch pianist??',0,0,0,'Active'),(5369,'Bar Jokes','The Hamster Show','A guy walks into a bar and asks the bartender if he will give him a free beer if he shows him something amazing. The bartender agrees, so the guys pulls out a hamster, who begins dancing and singing \"Tuff Enuff\" by the Fabulous Thunderbirds. \"That IS amazing!\" says the bartender and gives the guy his free beer. \"If I show you something else amazing, will you give me another beer?\" The bartender agrees, so the guy pulls out a small piano and a hamster and a frog. Now the hamster plays the piano while the frog dances and sings \"You Ain\'t Seen Nothing Yet\" by Bachman-Turner Overdrive. The bartender, completely wowed, gives him another beer. A man in a suit, who\'s been watching the entire time, offers to buy the frog for a princely sum, which the man agrees to. \"Are you nuts?\" asks the bartender. \"You could\'ve made a fortune off that frog.\" \"Can you keep a secret?\" asks the man. \"The hamster\'s a ventriloquist.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5370,'Bar Jokes','Stumpy Legged Pink Dog','A guy walks into a bar with his dog on a leash. The barman says, ?Geez that\'s a weird dog: he\'s stumpy-legged, pink, and doesn\'t have a tail. I bet my rottweiler would beat the heck out of it.? 50 bucks is laid down. Out in the yard the rottweiler gets mauled to pieces. Another drinker says his pit bull will win but the bet is 100 bucks. Another trip to the yard and when it\'s all over there are bits of pit-bull terrier all over the place. The drinker pays up and says, ?Say what breed is that anyway?? The owner says, ?Until I cut his tail off and painted it pink it was the same breed as every other alligator.?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5371,'Bar Jokes','Furniture salesman','Two furniture salesman are sitting at the bar comiserating. One says, \"Man! If I don\'t move some furniture this month, I\'m going to lose my ass.\"The second salesman says, \"Watch your mouth! There\'s a lady sitting next to you. I apologize for my friend, m\'aam.\"The woman looks at him and says, \"That\'s OK. I\'m a hooker. If I don\'t move some ass this month, I\'m going to lose my furniture!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5372,'Bar Jokes','Man in pub','A man walks into a pub with a neck brace around his neck. He asks for a pint. The bartender gives him one. Then the man asks, \"Who\'s in the lounge?\" The bartender replies. \"15 people playing darts.\" The man says, \"Get them a pint too.\"Then he asks, \"Who\'s upstairs?\" The bartender replies, \"150 people at the disco.\"The man says, \"Get them a drink too.\" The bartender says, \"That will be $328 please.\"The man says, \"Sorry but I haven\'t got that much money on me.\"The bartender says, \"If you were at the pub a mile from here, they would of broke your neck.\"The man says, \"I\'ve all ready been there.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5373,'Bar Jokes','the drunk contest','A man walks into a bar and finds a jar full of money on the counter. He asks the bartender what it\'s for. The bartender replies, \"Every night we have a contest that you have to complete three tasks to win all the money in the jar.\"The man asks, \"What are the tasks?\"\"First, you have to go over to Jimmy the bouncer and knock him out with one hit.Then, well, there\'s a pitbull out back and you have to pull its blunt tooth out.Finally, the bosses wife is up stairs and you have to go pleasure her, but you have to put down ten dollars to play.\" said the bartender.\"Damn.\" says the man.Later that night, after several drinks, the man smacks down a ten dollar bill and says, \"I\'m in.\"He walks over to the bouncer and swings. One hit he\'s out cold.The man falls flat on his face also, but gets up and walks out back. All you hear is the dog howling. Then the man steps back in, goes over to the bartender and asks, \"Now where\'s that lady with the blunt tooth.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5374,'Bar Jokes','Walks in a bar','A jew, a priest, and a rabbi walk into a bar.The bartender says \"Is this a joke?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5375,'Bar Jokes','Cow Pat Lip Gloss','An old cowhand came riding into town on a hot, dry, dusty day.The local sheriff watched from his chair in front of the saloon as the cowboy wearily dismounted and tied his horse to the rail.The cowboy then moved slowly to the back of his horse, lifted its tail, and placed a big kiss where the sun don\'t shine.He dropped the horse\'s tail,stepped up on the walk and aimed toward the swinging doors of the saloon.\"Hold on there, Mister,\" said the sheriff.\"Did I just see what I think I saw?\"\"Reckon you did, Sheriff. I got me some powerful chapped lips.\"\"And that cures them?\" the Sheriff asked.\"Nope, but it keeps me from lick\'en \'em.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5376,'Bar Jokes','Big 10 Inch','Two friends were in a bar drinking a beer when one pulled out a cigar but he didn\'t have a lighter so he asked his friend if he had one..\"I sure do,\" he replied and reached into his pocket and pulled out a 10 inch Bic lighter.\"Wow!\" said his friend, \"where did you get that monster.\"\"I got it from my genie.\"\"You have a genie?\" he asked.\"Yes, he\'s right here in my pocket.\"\"Could I see him?\"He reaches into his pocket and pulls out a very small genie.The friend says, \"I\'m a good friend of your master. Will you grant me one wish?\"\"Yes I will,\" the genie said so he asks him for a million bucks and the genie hops back into his master\'s pocket and leaves the man standing there waiting for his million bucks.About this time, a duck walks into the bar followed by another. Then more ducks come pouring in. Before long the entire bar has ducks everywhere. The friend tells his buddy, \"What is going on here, I asked for a million bucks not ducks!\"He answers, \"I forgot to tell you the genie is hard of hearing. Do you really think I asked him for a 10 inch Bic?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5377,'Blonde Jokes','pillsbury dough boy','what do you get when you cross the pillsbury douhg boy with a blonde??a whiney bitch with a yeast infection',0,0,0,'Active'),(5379,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde and The Coke Machine','This blonde was at a coke machine and and put her change in and mashed a button and out comes a drink. So she puts some more change in and pushed another button and out comes a drink. She keeps putting change in and pushing buttons and getting drinks. Here comes a man and asks the blonde if she is gonna be through at this machine any time soon and she responded\" I\'m not gonna quit until I stop winning.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5380,'Blonde Jokes','Ventriloquist','A young ventriloquist is touring the clubs and one night he\'s doing a show in a small town in Arkansas. With his dummy on his knee, he starts going through his usual dumb blonde jokes when a blonde in the 4th row stands on her chair and starts shouting: \"I\'ve heard enough of your stupid blonde jokes. What makes you think you can stereotype women that way? What does the color of a person\'s hair have to do with her worth as a human being? It\'s guys like you who keep women like me from being respected at work and in the community and from reaching our full potential as a person. Because you and your kind continue to perpetuate discrimination against not only blondes, but women in general, and all in the name of humor!\" The embarrassed ventriloquist begins to apologize, and the blonde yells, \"You stay out of this, mister! I\'m talking to that little shit on your knee.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5381,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde and screen door','What do a blonde and a screen door have in common? The more you bang them the looser they get. What is the difference inbetween a blonde and a brick? The brick only gets layed once. What do a blonde and spaghetti have in common? The more you eat them the more they wiggle.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5382,'Blonde Jokes','Blond Alligator Shoes','Young blonde was on vacation in the depths of Florida. She wanted to > > take home a pair of genuine alligator shoes in the worst way.... but was > > very reluctant to pay the high prices the local vendors were asking for > > the highly prized shoes. > > > > After becoming very frustrated with the \"no haggle on prices\" attitude of > > one of the shopkeepers, the blonde shouted, \"Well then, maybe I\'ll just > > go out and catch my own alligator, so I can get a pair of shoes at a > > decent price!\" > > > > The shopkeeper said with a sly, knowing smile, \"Little lady, ya\'ll just > go and give it a try, why don\'cha!\" > > The blonde turned on her heel and headed out toward the swamps, determined to catch herself an alligator. Later in the day, as the shop- keeper is driving home, he pulls over to the side of the levee where he spots that same young woman standing waist deep in the murky swamp water, shotgun in hand. Just then, he spots a huge 9-foot gator swimming rapidly toward her. With lightning speed, she takes aim, kills the creature and, with a great deal of effort, hauls it onto the slimy swamp bank. Lying nearby were several more of the dead creatures. The shopkeeper stands on the bank and watches this scenario in amazed silence. Just then, the blonde struggles and flips the gator on its back. Then, rolling her eyes heaven ward and screaming in great frustration, she shouts out, \"Damn, this one is barefoot, too!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5383,'Blonde Jokes','Blondes and Turtles','What do turtles and blondes have in common? If they\'re on their back, they\'re screwed!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5384,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde\'s memo to her boss','TO: BossFROM: BlondieRE: Changing Calendars from Y2K I hope that I haven\'t misunderstood your instructions because, to be honest, none of this Y to K problem made much sense to me. At any rate, I have finished the conversion of all of the months on all of the company calendars for next year. The calendars have returned from the printer and are ready to be distributed with the following new months: JanuarkFebruarkMakJulkI also changed all the days of each week to: SundakMondakTuesdakWednesdakThursdakFridakSaturdak We are now Y to K compliant. Have a nice dak!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5385,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde\'s medical exam','A pretty young blonde visiting her new doctor for the first time found herself alone in a small waiting room. She began undressing nervously, preparing herself for the upcoming examination. Just as she draped the last of her garments over the back of a chair, a light rap sounded on the door and a young doctor strode in. Coming to an abrupt halt, the doctor looked his nude patient up and down carefully and with considerable appreciation. \"Miss Smith,\" he said finally, \"it seems quite obvious to me that until today you have never undergone an eye examination.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5386,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde weighs baby','At a pharmacy, a blonde asked to use the infant scale to weigh the baby she held in her arms. The clerk explained that the device was out for repairs, but said that she would figure the infant\'s weight by weighing the woman and baby together on the adult scale, then weighing the mother alone and subtracting the second amount from the first. \"That won\'t work,\" countered the woman. \"I\'m not the mother, I\'m the aunt.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5387,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde and Hairdresser','A blonde walks into the hairdresser with headphones on. She asks the woman working there for a haircut. The blonde sits down in the chair. The woman takes the blonde\'s headphones off and cuts her hair. At the end, the woman asks how she likes her hair but, to her surprise the blonde is dead! The woman picks up the headphones and listens.She hears: ?Breathe in...breathe out...breathe in...breathe out.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5388,'Blonde Jokes','Blonde and the Postman','It was the mailman\'s last day on the job after 35 years of carrying the mail through all kinds of weather to the same neighborhood. When he arrived at the first house on his route he was greeted by the whole family there, who congratulated him and sent him on his way with a big gift envelope.At the second house they presented him with a box of fine cigars. The folks at the third house handed him a selection of terrific fishing lures. At the fourth house he was met at the door by a strikingly beautiful blonde in a revealing negligee. She took him by the hand, gently led him through the door (which she closed behind him), and led him up the stairs to the bedroom where she blew his mind with the most passionate love he had ever experienced. When he had had enough they went downstairs, where she fixed him a giant breakfast: eggs, potatoes, ham, sausage, blueberry waffles, and fresh-squeezed orange juice. When he was truly satisfied she poured him a cup of steaming coffee. As she was pouring, he noticed a dollar bill sticking out from under the cup\'s bottom edge. \"All this was just too wonderful for words,\" he said, \"but what\'s the dollar for?\" \"Well,\" she said, \"last night, I told my husband that today would be your last day, and that we should do something special for you. I asked him what to give you.\" He said, \"Screw him, give him a dollar.\" The blonde then said, \"The breakfast was my idea.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5389,'Blonde Jokes','blonde and the bowling ball','Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball?A1: You can only get three fingers in a bowling ball.A2: You can\'t fit the blonde in the bowling ball.A3: There is no difference. They\'re both round and have three holes to poke.A4: You don\'t eat your bowling ball.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5390,'Blonde Jokes','blonde and the washing machine','Why is a washing machine better than a blonde?A:Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won\'t follow you around for a week.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5391,'Blonde Jokes','The three wishes','There was a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead, who were all stranded on an island.One day they found a genie and he said he would grant them three wishes.All three of them agreed that each of them would get one wish each.The brunette said, \"I wish I was home in my bed and that this never happened.\", and poof her wish was granted.The redhead said, \"I wish that I was at home in my bed and this never happened.\", and poof her wish was granted.Then the blond said, \"I wish my friends were here with me.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5392,'Blonde Jokes','blonde q and a\'s','Q: What\'s a blonde\'s favorite wine? A: \"Daddy! can I go to Miami! Q: What did the blonde do when she noticed that someone had already written on the overhead transparency?A: She turned it over and used the other side. Q: How do you change a blonde\'s mind?A: Blow in her ear. Q: What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?A: There are some things even a blonde won\'t do.Q: What did the blonde do when she heard that 90% of accidents occur around the home? A: She moved. Q: Why do blondes look up and smile at lightning?A: They think someone is taking their picture. Q: What\'s the difference between a blonde and a trampoline?A: You take your shoes off before you jump on a trampoline! Q: Why do blondes have square breasts? A: Because they forgot to take the tissues out of the box! Q: What do UFO\'s and smart blondes have in common? A: You keep hearing about them, but never see any. Q: Why can\'t blondes count to 70? A: Because 69 is a bit of a mouthful. Q: What is the difference between blondes and traffic signs?A: Some traffic signs say stop. Q: What did the blonde customer say to the waitress when reading her nametag? A: \"Mary... that\'s cute. What did you name the other one?\" Q: Why did the blonde put her finger over the nail when she was hammering? A: The noise gave her a headache. Q: What is the difference between a blonde and a 747? A: Not everyone has been in a 747. Q: What do blondes say after sex?A: \"Thanks, guys!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5393,'Blonde Jokes','blonde kidnap','A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, \"I\'ve kidnapped you.\" She then wrote a note saying, \"I\'ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.\" The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid\'s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree.The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, \"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5394,'Blonde Jokes','some more blonde q & a\'s','Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain ? A: Gifted! Q: How do blonde braincells die? A: Alone.Q: What do you call a blonde with 2 brain cells? A: Pregnant.Q: How do you brainwash a blonde? A: Give her a douche and shake her upside down.Q: What do you call it when a blonde dies their hair brunette? A: Artificial intelligence. Q: Why aren\'t blondes good cattle herders? A: Because they can\'t even keep two calves together! Q: What did the blonde\'s right leg say to the left leg? A: Nothing. They\'ve never met.Q: Why do blondes wash their hair in the sink?A: Because, that\'s where you\'re supposed to wash vegetables! Q: When does a brunette have 1/2 of a brain? A: After a dye job. Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can\'t bring beer from the fridge. Q: Why did the blonde wear condoms on her ears?A: So she wouldn\'t get Hearing Aides.Q: Why did the blonde drive into the ditch? A: To turn the blinker off.Q: Why did the blonde try and steal a police car? A: She saw \"911\" on the back and thought it was a Porsche. Q: Why didn\'t the blonde want a window seat on the plane? A: She\'d just blow dried her hair and she didn\'t want it blown around too much. Q: Why do blondes wear their hair up? A: To catch everything that goes over their heads.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5395,'Blonde Jokes','lots some more blonde q & a\'s','Q: Why is it good to have a blonde passenger?A: You can park in the handicap zone. Q: What was the blonde psychic\'s greatest achievment?A: An IN-body experience!Q: What\'s a blonde\'s favorite nursery rhyme?A: Humpme Dumpme. Q: How do you make a blonde\'s eyes light up?A: Shine a flashlight in their ear. Q: Why should blondes not be given coffee breaks?A: It takes too long to retrain them.Q: What\'s the difference between a blonde and a computer? A: You only have to punch information into a computer once.Q: What do a blonde and your computer have in common? A: You don\'t know how much either of them mean to you until they go down on you. Q: Why don\'t blondes eat Jello? A: They can\'t figure out how to get two cups of water into those little packages. Q: Why don\'t blondes eat bananas? A: They can\'t find the zipper.Q: What will a blonde put behind her ears to make her more attractive? A: Her ankles.Q: Why don\'t blondes use vibrators? A: They chip their teeth.Q: Why don\'t blondes in San Francisco wear short black mini skirts?A: Cause their balls show! Q: Why do blondes drive BMWs?A: It\'s the only car name they can spell. Q: What do you call a brunette with a blonde on either side?A: An interpreter. Q: What do you call a blonde between two brunettes? A: A mental block.Q: What do blondes do with their arseholes in the morning?A: Pack their lunch and send them to work.Q: What\'s the first thing a blonde does in the morning? A: Introduces herself. Q: How can you steal the window seat of a blonde on a plane going to London?A: Tell her the seats that are going to London are all in the middle row. Q: How did the blonde break her leg playing hockey with the Toronto Maple Leafs? A: She fell out of the tree. Q: What\'s a blonde\'s idea of safe sex?A: Locking the car door.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5396,'Blonde Jokes','blonde swimming','There was a Blonde, a Brunette, and a Redhead standing on the beach. They had decided the previous evening whilst in the pub to try and swim the English channel. After some dicussion, they decided the quickest way would be to do the breast stroke, so off they set.One day later the Redhead reached the French coast. Having lost sight of the other two swimmers just off the English coast she decided that they couldn\'t be far behind so sat on the beach looking out to sea waiting for the other two. After a cold night of waiting, the Brunette finally came into sight. \"What took you so long?\" inquired the Redhead.\"There were some strong currents out there! But I\'m here now! Am I the last?\" replied the Brunette.\"No. Blondie is still out there somewhere.\" They decided to wait.Day after day the two swimmers sat on the beach until on the 5th day Blondie came into view. Once on dry land the Brunette asked the blonde \"What took you so long?\"\"What do you expect? You guy\'s cheated, replied the idignant blonde, \"You used your hands!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5397,'Blonde Jokes','even more blonde q and a\'s','Q: What\'s the first thing a blonde does after sex? A: Opens the car door. Q: How do blondes turn the light on after sex? A: Kick open the car door. Q: Why do blondes drive cars with sunroofs? A: More leg room. Q: What do blondes say after sex? A: \"Are you boys all in the same band?\"Q: Why is a blonde like a door knob? A: Because everybody gets a turn. Q: Why is a blonde like railroad tracks?A: Because she\'s been laid all over the country. Q: What important question does a blonde ask her mate before having sex ? A: Do you want this by the hour, or the flat rate? Q: How do you tell when a blonde reaches orgasm?A: She drops her nail-file Q: What is it called when a blonde blows in another blonde\'s ear?A: Data transfer.Q: What do you call a basement full of blondes?A: A wine cellar. Q: Why are there no dumb brunettes?A: Peroxide. Q: What does a blond and a beer bottle have in common? A: They\'re both empty from the neck up.Q: What do blonds and spaghetti have in common?A: They both wriggle when you eat them. Q: Why did the blonde have tire tread marks on her back?A: From crawling across the street when the sign said \"DON\'T WALK\".Q: Why did the blonde keep a coat hanger in her back seat?A: In case she locks the keys in her car. Q: Why did the blonde tip-toe past the medicine cabinet?A: So she wouldn\'t wake up the sleeping pills.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5398,'Blonde Jokes','last requests','Three women are about to be executed. One\'s a brunette, one\'s a redhead, and one\'s a blonde. Two guards brings the brunette forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, \"Ready . . . Aim . . .\"Suddenly the brunette yells, \"Earthquake!!\" Everyone is startled and looks around. She manages to escape.The angry guards then bring the redhead forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests.She says no, and the executioner shouts, \"Ready . . . Aim . . .\"The redhead then screams, \"Tornado!!\"Yet again, everyone is startled and looks around. She too escapes execution. By this point, the blonde had figured out what the others did. The guards bring her forward, and the executioner asks if she has any last requests. She also says no, and the executioner shouts, \"Ready . . . Aim . . .\" The blonde shouts, \"Fire!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5399,'Blonde Jokes','Odd jobs','A blonde who\'s down on her luck is walking through a luxurious neighborhood looking for odd jobs to do when she approaches a large house. She goes up to the house, rings the bell and the owner comes to the door.He asks the lady what he can do for her. The blonde tells him of her situation, that she is down on her luck and wants to know if he has any odd jobs that she could do. The man thinks about it for a second and then remembers that he has been wanting to paint his porch. He asks the blonde if she paints? The blonde says, \"Sure anything.\" \"Well, I\'ve been wanting to paint my porch, how much would you charge?\" the man replies.\"I don\'t know, say $50 bucks.\" \"Sounds good. Go ahead and get started.\" He closes the door and walks back inside.His wife asks him, \"Who was at the door?\" He tells her of the blonde and her situation and then told his wife that the blonde agreed to paint the porch for $50 bucks. The astonished wife says, \"$50 bucks, but that porch goes the full length of our house and then some. It will be at least a few hours job. You really should pay her more.\" \"But that\'s all she said she wanted, and anyway she\'s a dumb blonde!\"10 minutes later, they get a knock on the door. The man answers the door and the blone stands there and says, \"All done.\" With a surprised look on his face, \"I can\'t believe it, you\'re already done painting the entire porch.\"\"Yes, and by the way it\'s not a porch it\'s a Ferrari.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5400,'Blonde Jokes','blonde and the puzzle','A blonde calls her husband at work one day and asks him, \"Can you help me when you get home?\"\"Sure,\" he replies. \"What\'s the problem?\"\"Well, I started a really hard puzzle and I can\'t even find the edge pieces.\" \"Look on the box,\" he said. \"There\'s always a picture of what the puzzle is.\" \"It\'s a big rooster,\" she said. The husband arrives home and tells his blonde wife, \"Okay, put the corn flakes back in the box.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5401,'Blonde Jokes','cant stop with the q and a\'s','Q: Why couldn\'t the blonde write the number ELEVEN?A: Because she didn\'t know which one came first!Q: How can you confuse a blonde?A: Put her in a round room and tell her to sit in the corner. Q: How do blonde brain cells die?A: Alone. Q: What did the blondes right leg say to her left leg?A: Nothing, they never met.Q: Why did God create blondes? A: Because sheep can\'t fetch a beer from the fridge. Q: Why did God create brunettes?A: Because the blondes couldn\'t manage it either. Q: What do you call a smart blonde?A: A Golden retriever! Q: What do you get when you ask a blonde, a penny for your thoughts? A: Change! Q: Why do blondes take the pill? A: So they know which day of the week it is. Q: Why is a washing machine better than a blonde? A: Because you can drop your load in a washing machine, and it won\'t follow you around for a week! Q: What do you call a blonde with half a brain?A: Gifted. Q: Why did eighteen blondes go to the movies together? A: They heard that under seventeen weren\'t admitted! Q: What does a peroxide blonde and a 747 have in common? A: They both have a black box. Q: How do you get a blonde to marry you? A: Tell her she\'s pregnant. Q: Why did the Blonde get fired at the M & M factory?A: She threw out all the W\'s',0,0,0,'Active'),(5402,'Blonde Jokes','boat troubles','During late spring one year, a blonde was trying out her new boat. She was unable to have her boat perform, travel through water, or do any maneuvers whatsoever no matter how hard she tried.After trying for over three days to make it work properly, she decided to seek help. She putted the boat over to the local marina in hopes that someone there could identify her problem.Workers determined that everything from the engine to the outdrive was working perfectly on the topside of the boat. So, a puzzled marina employee jumped into the water to check underneath the boat for problems. Because he was laughing so hard, he came up choking on water and gasping for air. Under the boat, still strapped in place securely, was the trailer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5403,'Blonde Jokes','ice fishing','A blonde who got a fishing rod for her birthday decided to go ice fishing to make good use of her gift. Early the next morning, she got all her gear together and headed out to the ice.When she reached her final destination, she cut a large hole in the ice and dipped the rod in. Then suddenly she heard a voice that said: \"There are no fish in there\".So she moves to another spot and cuts another hole, but then the same voice spoke again and told her there were no fish in there.So she moves again, and the voice tells her there are no fish in there. So she looks up and sees an irritated man staring down at her.\"How do you know there are no fish there?\" asks the blonde.So the man cooly says \"Well first of all, this is a hockey rink, and second of all, you\'re going to have to pay for those holes.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5404,'Blonde Jokes','did you hear about...','Did you hear about the blonde who took an hour to cook Minute Rice?Did you hear about the blonde who got into the taxi, and the driver kept the \"Vacant\" sign up?Did you hear about the blonde who was an M.D.--Mentally Deficient?Did you hear about the blonde who thought nitrates were cheaper than day rates?Did you hear about the blonde who after watching the ballerinas, wondered why they didn\'t get taller girls?Did you hear about the blonde who went to a nudist camp for a game of strip poker?Did you hear about the blonde who brought her cosmetics with her for a make-up exam?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5405,'Christmas Jokes','Love, Santa','Dear Friends, I have been watching you very closely to see if you have been good this year and since you have I will be telling my elves to make some goodies for me to leave under your tree at Christmas I was going to bring you all gifts from the 12 days of Christmas, but we had a little problem. The 12 fiddlers fiddling have all come down with VD from fiddling with the 10 ladies dancing, the 11 lords leaping have knocked up the 8 maids a-milking, and the 9 pipers-piping have been arrested for doing weird things to the 7 swans a-swimming The 6 geese a-laying, 4 calling birds, 3 French hens, 2 turtle doves and the partridge in a pear tree have me up to my sled runners in bird shit. On top of all this! Mrs. Claus is going through menopause, 8 of my reindeer are in heat, the elves have joined the gay liberation and some people who can\'t read a calendar have scheduled Christmas for the 5th of January. Maybe next year I will be able to get my shit together and bring you the things you want. This year I suggest you get your asses down to Walmart before everything is gone. Love, Santa',0,0,0,'Active'),(5406,'Christmas Jokes','Poor Turkey!','When I was a young turkey, new to the coop, my big brother Tom took me out on the stoop, then he sat me down, and he spoke real slow, and he told me there was something that I had to know. His look and his tone I will always remember, when he told me of the horrors of.... Black November. \"Come around August, now listen to me, each day you\'ll get six meals instead of just three, and soon you\'ll be thick, where once you were thin, and you\'ll grow a big rubbery thing under your chin. And then one morning, when you\'re warm in your bed, in will burst the farmer\'s wife, and hack off your head, Then she\'ll pluck out all your feathers so you\'re bald \'n pink, and scoop out all your insides and leave ya lyin\' in the sink. And then comes the worst part\", he said not bluffing, \"She\'ll spread your cheeks and pack your rear with stuffing\". Well, the rest of his words were too grim to repeat, and as I sat on the stoop like a winged piece of meat, I decided on the spot that to avoid being cooked, I\'d have to lay low and remain overlooked. I began a new diet of nuts and granola, high-roughage salads, juice and diet cola. And as they ate pastries, chocolates and crepes, I stayed in my room doing my fitness tapes. I maintained my weight of two pounds and a half, and tried not to notice when the bigger birds laughed. But \'twas I who was laughing, under my breath, as they chomped and they chewed, ever closer to death. And sure enough when Black November rolled around, I was the last turkey left in the entire compound. So now I\'m a pet in the farmer\'s wife\'s lap. I haven\'t a worry, so I eat and I nap. She held me today, while sewing and humming, and smiled at me and said..... \"Christmas is coming...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5407,'Christmas Jokes','Homemade Bargain Gift','Here\'s a money saving tip for Christmas: Glue Ju Ju Bee on a Brick and mail it out as a fruitcake!-Julie Brown',0,0,0,'Active'),(5408,'Christmas Jokes','Christmas at the Post Office','Mail your packages early so that the post office can lose them in time for Christmas!-Johnny Carson',0,0,0,'Active'),(5409,'Christmas Jokes','The Office Christmas Party','What I don\'t like about office Christmas parties is looking for a job the next day!-Phyllis Diller',0,0,0,'Active'),(5410,'Christmas Jokes','Believing in Santa','Christmas always sucked when I was a kid because I believed in Santa Clause. Unfortunately, so did my parents, so I never got anything!-Charlie Viracola',0,0,0,'Active'),(5411,'Christmas Jokes','The Miracle of Christmas','I think the real miracle of Christmasis how I get through it each year without killing my relatives!-Reno Goodale',0,0,0,'Active'),(5412,'Christmas Jokes','Jews & Christmas','December 25 is National Jews Go to the Movies Day!-Jon Stewart',0,0,0,'Active'),(5413,'Christmas Jokes','Bad Santa','A little girl asked santa to send her a sister. Santa said on one condition, send me your mother.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5414,'Clean Jokes','Motherinlaw\'s Funeral','A husband and wife stepped up to view the body of his mother-in-law. As he began to cry, his wife punched him and said: Why are you crying, you never liked my mother anyway. I know he replied, I thought I saw her move!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5415,'Clean Jokes','Mohammed and Douglas Adams','Q: What do Mohammed and Douglas Adams have in common?A: A deep, abiding respect for the value of a towel on the head.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5416,'Clean Jokes','What\'s on your back?','A German, an American, and a Mexican are traveling in the Amazon, and they get captured.The head of the tribe says to the German, \"What do you want on your back for your whipping?\"The German responds, \"I will take oil!\" So they put oil on his back, and a large Amazon whips him ten times. When he is finished the German has these huge welts on his back, and he can hardly move.The Amazons haul the German away, and say to the Mexican, \"What do you want on your back?\" \"I will take nothing!\" says the Mexican, and he stands there straight and takes his ten lashings without a single flinch.\"What will you take on your back?\" the Amazons ask the American. He responds, \"I\'ll take the Mexican.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5417,'Clean Jokes','Jump out of the plane!','An Englishman, Frenchman, Mexican, and Texan were flying across country on a small plane when the pilot comes on the loud speaker and says, \"We\'re having mechanical problems and the only way we can make it to the next airport is for 3 of you to open the door and jump. At least one of you will survive.\"The four open the door and look out below. The Englishman takes a deep breath and hollers, \"God Save The Queen,\" and jumps.The Frenchman gets really inspired and hollers, \"Viva La France,\" and he also jumps.This really pumps up the Texan so he hollers, \"Remember the Alamo,\" and he grabs the Mexican and throws him out of the plane.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5418,'Clean Jokes','irish ... light bulb joke','How many Irishmen does it take to replace a light bulb?30, 2 to hold the light bulb and 28 to drink till the room starts spinning.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5419,'Clean Jokes','a nerd, a nude, and a bike','A nerd was walking on campus one day when his friend, another nerd, rode up on an incredible shiny new bicycle. The first nerd was stunned and asked, \"Where did you get such a nice bike?\"The second nerd replied, \"Well, yesterday I was walking home minding my own business when a beautiful woman rode up to me on this bike. She threw the bike to the ground, took off all her clothes and said, \'Take what you want!\'\"The second nerd nodded approvingly and said, \"Good choice. The clothes probably wouldn\'t have fit.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5420,'Clean Jokes','Death becomes nerd','A truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops in a bar for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying \"NERDS NOT ALLOWED-ENTER AT YOUR OWN RISK!\" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, and says, \"You smell kind of nerdy, and just what do you do for a living?\" The truck driver says, \"I drive a truck, and the smell is just from the computers I\'m hauling.\" The bartender says, \"OK, truck drivers are not nerds,\" and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks, \"Why did you do that?\" The bartender said, \"Oh, don\'t worry, the nerds are over-populating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don\'t even need a license.\" So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, And heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can\'t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, \"What\'s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.\" \"Sure,\" said the patrolman, \"But you can\'t bait \'em.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5421,'Clean Jokes','10 Signs Your Amish Teen\'s In Trouble','10. Sometimes stays in bed till after 6 am.9. In his sock drawer, you find pictures of women without bonnets.8. Shows up at barn raisings in full \"Kiss\" makeup.7. When you criticize him, he yells, \"Thou sucketh!\"6. His name is Jebediah, but he goes by \"Jeb Daddy.\"5. Defiantly says, \"If I had a radio, I\'d listen to disco!.\"4. You come upon his secret stash of colorful socks.3. Uses slang expression: \"Talk to the hand, cause the beard ain\'t listening.\"2. Was recently pulled over for \"driving under the influence of cottage cheese.\"1. He\'s wearing his big black hat backwards.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5422,'Clean Jokes','You Know You\'re Out Of College When...','1. Your salary is less than your tuition.2. Your potted plants stay alive.3. Shacking in a twin-sized bed seems absurd.4. You keep more food than beer in the fridge.5. You have to pay your own credit card bill.6. Mac & Cheese no longer counts as a well-balanced meal.7. You haven\'t seen a soap opera in over a year.8. 8:00a.m. is not early.9. You have to file for your own taxes.10. You hear your favorite song on the elevator at work.11. You\'re not carded anymore.12. You carry an umbrella.13. You learn that \"Bachelor\" is a nicer term for a jackass.14. \"Extended childhood\" only really pertains to your salary, which is a little less than your allowance used to be.15. \"Twenty-something\" means over-qualified, under-paid, and not married.16. Your friends marry instead of hook-up, and divorce instead of break-up.17. You start watching the weather channel.18. Jeans and baseball caps aren\'t staples in your wardrobe.19. You can no longer take shots, and smoking gives you a sinus attack.20. You go from 130 days of vacation time to 7.21. You stop confusing 401K plan with 10K run.22. You go to parties that the police don\'t raid.23. Adults feel comfortable telling jokes about sex in front of you.24. You don\'t know what time Wendy\'s closes anymore.25. Your car insurance goes down.26. You refer to college students as kids.27. You drink wine, scotch and martinis instead of beer, bourbon, and rum.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5423,'Clean Jokes','Accountants and Engineers on a Train','Three engineers and three accountants are traveling by train to a conference. At the station, the three accountants each buy tickets and watch as the three engineers buy only a single ticket.\"How are three people going to travel on only one ticket?\" asks an accountant. \"Watch and you\'ll see,\" answers an engineer. They all board the train. The accountants take their respective seats but all three engineers cram into a restroom and close the door behind them.Shortly after the train has departed, the conductor comes around collecting tickets. He knocks on the restroom door and says, \"Ticket, please.\" The door opens just a crack and a single arm emerges with a ticket in hand. The conductor takes it and moves on.The accountants saw this and agreed it was quite a clever idea. So after the conference, the accountants decide to copy the engineers on the return trip and save some money (being clever with money, and all). When they get to the station they buy a single ticket for the return trip.To their astonishment, the engineers don\'t buy a ticket at all. \"How are you going to travel without a ticket?\" says one perplexed accountant. \"Watch and you\'ll see,\" answers an engineer. When they board the train the three accountants cram into a restroom and the three engineers cram into another one nearby. The train departs.Shortly afterward, one of the engineers leaves his restroom and walks over to the restroom where the accountants are hiding. He knocks on the door and says, \"Ticket, please.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5424,'Clean Jokes','You know you drink too much coffee when...','1. Juan Valdez names his mule after you.2. You chew on your roommate\'s fingernails. 3. You can jump-start your car without cables. 4. You do twenty miles on your treadmill before you realize it\'s not plugged in. 5. You can\'t remember your second cup. 6. You have a picture of your coffeemug on your coffee mug. 7. Starbucks has a mortgage on your house. 8. Your birthday is a national holiday in Brazil. 9. You don\'t sweat -- you percolate. 10. You grind coffee beans in your mouth.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5425,'Clean Jokes','How To Be Annoying (A Guide)','Adjust the tint on your TV so that all the people are green, and insist to others that you \"like it that way.\" Drum on every available surface. Sing the Batman theme incessantly. Staple papers in the middle of the page. Ask 800 operators for dates. Produce a rental video consisting entirely of dire FBI copy warnings. Sew anti-theft detector strips into people\'s backpacks. Write the surprise ending to a novel on its first page. Specify that your drive-through order is \"to go.\" Set alarms for random times. Buy large quantities of mint dental floss just to lick the flavor off. Order a side of pork rinds with your filet mignon. Honk and wave to strangers. Dress only in clothes colored Hunter\'s Orange. Change channels five minutes before the end of every show. Tape pieces of \"Sweating to the Oldies\" over climactic parts of rental movies. Decline to be seated at a restaurant, and simply eat their complementary mints by the cash register. ONLY TYPE IN UPPERCASE. only type in lowercase. dont use any punctuation either. Buy a large quantity of orange traffic cones and reroute whole streets. Pay for your dinner with pennies. Repeat everything someone says, as a question. Repeat the following conversation a dozen times: \"Do you hear that?\" \"What?\" \"Never mind, it\'s gone now.\" Light road flares on a birthday cake. Wander around the restaurant, asking other diners for their parsley. Leave tips in Bolivian currency. Push all the flat Lego pieces together tightly. At the laundromat, use one dryer for each of your socks. As much as possible, skip rather than walk. Stand over someone\'s shoulder, mumbling, as they read. Finish the 99 bottles of beer song. Leave your turn signal on for fifty miles. Drive half a block. Name your dog \"Dog.\" Ask people what gender they are. Reply to everything someone says with \"That\'s what YOU think.\" Lick the filling out of all the Oreos, and place the cookie parts back in the tray. Forget the punchline to a long joke, but assure the listener it was a \"real hoot\". Routinely handcuff yourself to furniture, informing the curious that you don\'t want to fall off \"in case the big one comes\". Follow a few paces behind someone, spraying everything they touch with a can of Lysol. Deliberately hum songs that will remain lodged in co-workers\' brains, such as \"Feliz Navidad. While making presentations, occasionally bob your head like a parakeet. Lie obviously about trivial things such as the time of day. Make beeping noises when a large person backs up. Leave your Christmas lights up and lit until September. Change your name to John Aaaaasmith for the great glory of being first in the phone book. Claim it\'s a Hawaiian name, and demand that people pronounce each A. Sit in your front yard pointing a hair dryer at passing cars to see if they slow down. Chew on pens that you\'ve borrowed. Invent nonsense computer jargon in conversations, and see if people play along to avoid the appearance of ignorance. Wear a LOT of cologne. Ask to \"interface\" with someone. Listen to 33rpm records at 45rpm speed, and claim the faster speed is necessary because of your \"superior mental processing.\" Sing along at the opera. Mow your lawn with scissors. At a golf tournament, chant \"swing-batatatatatata- hWING-batter!\" Go to a poetry recital and ask why each poem doesn\'t rhyme. Ask your co-workers mysterious questions, and scribble their answers in a notebook. Mutter something about \"psychological profiles.\"Stare at static on the TV and claim you can see a \"magic picture\". Select the same song on the jukebox fifty times. Scuff your feet on a dry, shaggy carpet and seek out victims. Do not add any inflection to the end of your sentences, producing awkward silences with the impression that you\'ll be saying more any moment. Never make eye contact. Never break eye contact. Signal that a conversation is over by clamping your hands over your ears. Construct elaborate \"crop circles\" in your front lawn. Give a play-by-play account of a person\'s every action in a nasal Howard Cossell voice. Holler random numbers while someone is counting. Make appointments for the 31st of September. Invite lots of people to other people\'s parties. Send fifty copies of this list to everyone you know.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5426,'Clean Jokes','Top Ten Subtle Differences Between College And Hell','10. It doesn\'t snow in Hell.9. Everyone has heard of Hell.8. It\'s more fun getting into Hell.7. You can\'t fail out of Hell.6. At least you can sleep in Hell.5. Hell is forever, college just seems like it.4. People smile in Hell.3. You only have to sell your soul to get into Hell.2. You know there are hot men in Hell.1. You wouldn\'t tell a friend to go to college.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5427,'Clean Jokes','45 Cool Things To Do In A College Dorm Shower Stall','1. Enter the stall, shower for about 3 minutes, then scream really loudly, exclaiming, \"I didn\'t know I had one of THOSE!\"2. Enter the stall, fully clothed. Do not undress and make sure you clothes get all wet & soapy. Complain when leaving the bathroom that your shirt tends to bleed all over.3. Ask Scottie to beam you up.4. Enter the stall, undress and then re-dress up as Superman. Leap out of the stall, vengefully vow to stop Lex Luthor\'s evil plot, then run full force into the wall. Stand up, shake your head, and proceed to take your shower.5. Bring a bottle of fake blood or ketchup into the shower with you. Exclaim \"Ow, you know, it really hurts when you pop one of those.\" Then let the blood/ketchup seep down the drain for all to see.6. Look over the edge to the person showering next to you, giggle, and then return to your side, whistling the tune \"It\'s a Small World After All.\"7. Bring in a rubber chicken. Get it all soapy, then toss in into the next stall. Demand that the person in that stall returns it to you, or you will cast a voodoo curse on them. The next day, hang the chicken from the bathroom lighting fixtures by a noose and stick numerous pins and forks in it.8. Have a seizure. Bang against the walls of the stall really hard. Try to knock them down. If anyone later asks if you are okay, just say that you had some Mexican Jumping Fava Beans and they were reacting negatively with your stomach.9. Bring a chunk of sodium metal. Leave it in the stall for the next person showering.10. Stand in the bathroom, waiting for would-be shower-goers. When they come in, tell them \"Not to do it\" and ask them \"Not to give in to sin\". Wail mournfully when they step into the shower.11. Initiate a war with the person in the stall next to you. Use the residue water on the floor as your battle medium, and float little battleship over to their side. If they kick them back or throw them over the edge, exclaim that you didn\'t know they had the power of God and sheepishly mumble prayers for the duration of your shower.12. Bring in a fake finger. Float it down the drainage \"ditch\". Ask if someone would be so kind as to return it to you. If no one does, tell them that the finger has been sacrificed to Satan and that the shower stalls are now possessed. Hang Halloween decorations and crepe-paper ghosts from them the next day.13. Bang your head against the stall wall, shouting \"Redrum! Redrum!\" in your best groggy voice.14. Bring a Yoo-Hoo to the shower with you. Complain about a stomachache, then moan \"Ohhhh, um, uh-oh\", and pour the Yoo-Hoo down the drain \"ditch\" for all to see.15. Before you turn the shower on, make a noise like you are charging up a proton pack from Ghostbusters. Before you turn it off, ask Egon to set the trap up for you.16. Bring a balloon into the shower. Make the balloon squeak for the duration of your bathing experience. Then pop it, and fall to the ground.17. Bring dead fish into the shower with you. Let them float down the drainage \"ditch\", complaining about the quality of water these days.18. Hang up the names of different farm animals in the stalls. Have everyone entering the stalls join you in a rendition of \"Old McDonald Had A Farm\", making the sound of their animal in the stall.19. Turn the stall into a shrine for a pagan god. Call him Weeshy. Insist that anyone who uses that stall must tithe to receive his benefence and glory. If they don\'t tithe, avoid them for the rest of your life.20. Take your shower like normal, and then begin screaming that the Communists are taking over. Bang battle sounds, including bombs, bazookas, and tanks. Towards the end, wearily declared victory. Leave wounded.21. Levitate. If anyone complains, tell them that they are breaking your concentration and just because they have bad karma doesn\'t give them the right to spread it.22. Blow bubbles. Exclaim that you are dissolving.23. Bring in a bucket, fill it with water, and float a bar of soap in it. Charge a fee for people to see the Wicked Witch of the West bathing nude. Threaten anyone who laughs at you with flying monkeys.24. Start singing Pavarotti really loud. In the middle, stop, stutter for a second, and then exclaim \"Ohmigosh...do you know what these words REALLY mean?\"25. Walk in a man. Come out a woman. Complain that there are men in the bathroom.26. Suck on the faucet head until you fill up with water. Complain that they Seven Chinese Brothers get no respect OR pretend to be a fountain.27. Wet your head, and then sneak into a toilet stall. Flush the bowl and wait a minute. Walk out of the stall lurching, complaining about how dizzy you are.28. Buy a bunch of those tiny animal-pills that expand into full, spongy shape when they get wet. Bring them into the shower and spill them into the ditch. Ask somebody for your pills back, and when they hand little animals, scream, slap them, and run away.29. Make your best Psycho noise (reeEENT reeEENT...)30. Try to get everyone in the other stalls to sing in four-part harmony with you. If this actually works, change your voice part every three measures.31. Role-play with the guy in the stall next to you. If he claims to have rolled a natural 20, call him a liar and fire your bottle of shampoo on to his side. Complain about oily hair for the rest of the day.32. Become a shower-pirate. Loot other stalls of soap, Oxy pads, and -Tips. Bury them under the tile floor. Fire cannons at peopleusing the toilet stalls.33. Scream out that your washcloth is attacking you, then fall to thefloor and cover your face with it. Lie there for 2 hours. Threedays later have a little washcloth pop out of your stomach and errorize the school.34. Bring SCUBA gear into the shower with you. Talk to Cousteau. Upon eaving, tell everyone that the Titanic was actually torpedoed by the Germans.Be cocky.35. Hum for a couple of moments, stop, make a \"Mmm!\" sound, and thenannounce to everyone that the mildew on the shower walls kind oftastes like head cheese.36. Coat the floor in a fine layer of quick-drying cement.37. Steal everyone\'s clothes from the changing compartment. Go into their rooms and take all their other clothes. Donate to a needy organization.38. Hang \"Marisa Cevasco steals Homecoming Queen Crown\" signs in all the stalls. If anyone asks who Marisa Cevasco is, call them ignorant and ignore them for the rest of your life.39. Bring in Sesame Street bath books. Read them aloud. Giggle everytime Bert walks in on Ernie bathing.40. Stare at people\'s feet as they bathe. If they do not wash their feet, tell them so. If this happens a second time, steal their shoes and tell them that they left on strike. If they do wash their feet and fall down while doing it, laugh hysterically.41. Stand outside the shower curtain, raise a harpoon, and shout \"I\'m coming for you, Moby!\". Run in and do battle with the faucet-head. Walk out a pegleg.42. Charge a toll for people wanting to use the shower. If they complain, light them on fire. Then they\'ll pay.43. Hook up your shower-heads to a local dairy-farm. If anyone complains about the washing facilities, tell them that they should be thankful for a wholesome, pasturized, vitamins A & D fortified wash. Call them ingrates.44. Put an electric eel in the water heater. Laugh everytime someone gets a shock. Call them glowworms.45. Set up a slip and slide into the shower. Hurt yourself everytime you bump into the wall. Complain that your favorite physics professor shuts gravity off at the wrong times always.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5428,'Clean Jokes','50 Fun Things To Do In An Elevator','1. Make race car noises when anyone gets on or off.2. Blow your nose and offer to show the contents of your kleenex to other passengers.3. Grimace painfully while smacking your forehead and muttering: \"Shut up, dammit, all of you just shut UP!\"4. Whistle the first seven notes of \"It\'s a Small World\" incessantly.5. Sell Girl Scout cookies.6. On a long ride, sway side to side at the natural frequency of the elevator.7. Shave.8. Crack open your briefcase or purse, and while peering inside ask: \"Got enough air in there?\"9. Offer name tags to everyone getting on the elevator. Wear yours upside-down.10. Stand silent and motionless in the corner, facing the wall, without getting off.11. When arriving at your floor, grunt and strain to yank the doors open, then act embarrassed when they open by themselves.12. Lean over to another passenger and whisper: \"Noogie patrol coming!\"13. Greet everyone getting on the elevator with a warm handshake and ask them to call you Admiral.14. One word: Flatulence!15. On the highest floor, hold the door open and demand that it stay open until you hear the penny you dropped down the shaft go \"plink\" at the bottom.16. Do Tai Chi exercises.17. Stare, grinning, at another passenger for a while, and then announce: \"I\'ve got new socks on!\"18. When at least 8 people have boarded, moan from the back: \"Oh, not now, motion sickness!\"19. Give religious tracts to each passenger.20. Meow occassionally.21. Bet the other passengers you can fit a quarter in your nose.22. Frown and mutter \"gotta go, gotta go\" then sigh and say \"oops!\"23. Show other passengers a wound and ask if it looks infected.24. Sing \"Mary had a little lamb\" while continually pushing buttons.25. Holler \"Chutes away!\" whenever the elevator descends.26. Walk on with a cooler that says \"human head\" on the side.27. Stare at another passenger for a while, then announce \"You\'re one of THEM!\" and move to the far corner of the elevator.28. Burp, and then say \"mmmm...tasty!\"29. Leave a box between the doors.30. Ask each passenger getting on if you can push the button for them.31. Wear a puppet on your hand and talk to other passengers \"through\" it.32. Start a sing-along.33. When the elevator is silent, look around and ask \"is that your beeper?\"34. Play the harmonica.35. Shadow box.36. Say \"Ding!\" at each floor.37. Lean against the button panel.38. Say \"I wonder what all these do\" and push the red buttons.39. Listen to the elevator walls with a stethoscope.40. Draw a little square on the floor with chalk and announce to the other passengers that this is your \"personal space.\"41. Bring a chair along.42. Take a bite of a sandwich and ask another passenger: \"Wanna see wha in muh mouf?\"43. Blow spit bubbles.44. Pull your gum out of your mouth in long strings.45. Announce in a demonic voice: \"I must find a more suitable host body.\"46. Carry a blanket and clutch it protectively.47. Make explosion noises when anyone presses a button.48. Wear \"X-Ray Specs\" and leer suggestively at other passengers.49. Stare at your thumb and say \"I think it\'s getting larger.\"50. If anyone brushes against you, recoil and holler \"Bad touch!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5429,'Clean Jokes','Proof That Santa Doesn\'t Exist - For Nerds!','There are approximately two billion children (persons under 18) in the world. However, since Santa does not visit children of Muslim, Hindu, Jewish, or Buddhist (except maybe in Japan) religions, this reduces the workload for Christmas night to 15% of the total, or 378 million (according to the population reference bureau). At an average (census) rate of 3.5 children per household, that comes to 108 million homes, presuming there is at least one good child in each. Santa has about 31 hours of Christmas to work with, thanks to the different time zones and the rotation of the earth, assuming east to west (which seems logical). This works out to 967.7 visits per second. This is to say that for each Christian household with a good child, Santa has around 1/1000th of a second to park the sleigh, hop out, jump down the chimney, fill the stockings, distribute the remaining presents under the tree, eat whatever snacks have been left for him, get back up the chimney, jump into the sleigh and get onto the next house. Assuming that each of these 108 million stops is evenly distributed around the earth (which, of course, we know to be false, but will accept for the purposes of our calculations), we are not talking about 0.78 miles per household; a total trip of 75.5 million miles, not counting bathroom stops or breaks. This means Santa\'s sleigh is moving at 650 miles per second - 3,000 times the speed of sound. For purposes of comparison, the fastest man made vehicle, the Ulysses space probe, moves at a pokey 27.4 miles per second, and a conventional reindeer can run (at best) 15 miles per hour. The payload of the sleigh adds another interesting element. Assuming that each child gets nothing more than a medium sized LEGO set (two pounds), the sleigh is carrying over 500 thousand tons, not counting Santa himself. On land, a conventional reindeer can pull no more than 300 pounds. Even granting that flying reindeer can pull 10 times the normal amount, the job can\'t be done with eight or even nine of them -Santa would need 360,000 of them. This increases the payload, not counting the weight of the sleigh, another 54,000 tons, or roughly seven times the weight of the Queen Elizabeth (the ship, not the monarch). A mass of nearly 600,000 tons traveling at 650 miles per second creates enormous air resistance - this would heat up the reindeer in the same fashion as a spacecraft re-entering the earth\'s atmosphere. The lead pair of reindeer would absorb 14.3 quintillion joules of energy per second each. In short, they would burst into flames almost instantaneously, exposing the reindeer behind them and creating deafening sonic booms in their wake. The entire reindeer team would be vaporized within 4.26 thousandths of a second, or right about the time Santa reaches the fifth house on his trip. Not that it matters, however, since Santa, as a result of accelerating from a dead stop to 650 m.p.s. in .001 seconds, would be subjected to acceleration forces of 17,000 g\'s. A 250 pound Santa (which seems ludicrously slim considering all the high calorie snacks he must have consumed over the years) would be pinned to the back of the sleigh by 4,315,015 pounds of force, instantly crushing his bones and organs and reducing him to a quivering blob of pink goo. Therefore, if Santa did exist, he\'s dead now. MERRY CHISTMAS!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5430,'Clean Jokes','.....olympics','Why isn\'t Mexico in the olympics?...Because everyone that can swim, jump, climb, and sprint are already over the Border..',0,0,0,'Active'),(5431,'Clean Jokes','Whats the diffrence','whats the differance between a camera and a sock???A camera takes photos and a sock takes 5 toes...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5432,'Clean Jokes','A Son\'s Love','An old man lived alone in Ireland. He wanted to dig his potato garden, but it was very hard work.His only son, who would have helped him, was in prison for bank robbery. The old man wrote a letter to his son and mentioned his predicament.Shortly, he received this reply,\"For HEAVEN\'S SAKE Dad, don\'t dig up that garden, that\'s where I buried the Money!\"At 4 A.M. the next morning, a dozen policemen showed up and dug up the entire garden, without finding any money.Confused, the old man wrote another note to his son telling him what happened, and asking him what to do next.His son\'s reply was: \"Now plant your potatoes, Dad. It\'s the best I could do from here.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5433,'Clean Jokes','Chinese and Spielberg','A Chinese man walks into a bar in America late one night and he seesSteven Spielberg. As he was a great fan of his movies, he rushes over to him, and asks for his autograph. Instead, Spielberg gives him a slap and says, \"You Chinese peoplebombed our Pearl Habour, get outta here.\" The astonished Chinese man replied, \"It was not the Chinese who bombed your Pearl Harbour, it was the Japanese\".\"Chinese, Japanese, Taiwanese your all the same,\" replied Spielberg.In return, the Chinese man gives Spielberg a slap and says, \"You sank the Titanic, my forefathers were on that ship.\" Shocked, Spielberg replies, \"It was the iceberg that sank the ship, not me.\" The Chinese man, replies, \"Iceberg, Spielberg, Carsberg, you\'re all the same.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5434,'Clean Jokes','You\'re so dumb...','You\'re so dumb, you stare at an orange juice can just because it says concentrate.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5435,'Clean Jokes','Bigfoot','Why did the runner quit the race against bigfoot?He couldn\'t face defeet!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5436,'Clean Jokes','Had too much Christmas cheer?','1. You know you have if you... notice your tie sticking out of your fly. 2. Someone uses your tongue for a coaster. 3. You start kissing the portraits on the wall. 4. You see your underwear hanging from the chandelier. 5. You have to hold on to the floor to keep from sliding off. 6. You strike a match and light your nose. 7. You take off your shoes and wade in the macaroni salad. 8. You hear a duck quacking, and it\'s you. 9. You complain about the small bathroom after emerging from the closet. 10. You refill your glass from the fish bowl. 11. You tell everyone you have to go home... and the party\'s at your place. 12. You ask for another ice cube and put it in your pocket. 13. You yawn at the biggest bore in the room... and realize you\'re in front of the hall mirror. 14. You pick up a roll, and butter your watch. 15. You take out your handkerchief and blow your ear. 16. You tell your best joke to the rubber plant. 17. You realize you\'re the only one under the coffee table.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5437,'Clean Jokes','Final Examination','Three patients in a mental institution prepare for an examination given by the head psychiatrist. If the patients pass the exam, they will be free to leave the hospital. However, if they fail, the institution will detain them for seven years.The doctor takes the three patients to the top of a diving board overlooking an empty swimming pool, and asks the first patient to jump.The first patient jumps head first into the pool and breaks both arms.Then the second patient jumps and breaks both legs.The third patient looks over the side and refuses to jump. \"Congratulations! You\'re a free man. Just tell me why didn\'t you jump?\" asked the doctor.To which the third patient answered, \"Well Doc, I can\'t swim!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5438,'Clean Jokes','Did you ever wonder?','Can you cry under water?How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?If money doesn\'t grow on trees then why do banks have branches?Since bread is square, then why is sandwich meat round?Why do you have to \"put your two cents in\"...but it\'s only a \"penny for your thoughts\"? Where\'s that extra penny going to?Once you\'re in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?Why does a round pizza come in a square box?What did cured ham actually have?How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?Why is it that people say they \"slept like a baby\" when babies wake up like every two hours?If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?If you drink Pepsi at work in the Coke factory, will they fire you?Why are you IN a movie, but you are ON TV?Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?How come we choose from just two people for President and fifty for Miss America?Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They\'re going to see you naked anyway.If a 911 operator has a heart attack, whom does he/she call?Why is \"bra\" singular and \"panties\" plural?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5439,'Clean Jokes','God vs Satan','And God populated the earth with broccoli and cauliflower and spinach and green and yellow vegetables of all kinds, so Man and Woman would live long and healthy lives.And Satan created McDonald\'s, and McDonald\'s brought forth the $3.20 double-cheeseburger, and Satan said to Man, \"You want fries with that?\", and Man said, \"Super size them.\"And Man gained pounds.And God created the healthful yogurt, that Woman might keep her figure that Man found so fair.And Satan froze the yogurt, and he brought forth chocolate, nuts and brightly colored sprinkle candy to put on the yogurt.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, \"Try my crispy fresh salad.\"And Satan brought forth creamy dressings, bacon bits, and shredded cheese, and there was ice cream for dessert.And Woman gained pounds.And God said, \"I have sent you heart-healthy vegetables and olive oil with which to cook them.\"And Satan brought forth chicken- fried steak so big it needed its own platter.And Man gained pounds, and his cholesterol went through the roof.And God brought forth running shoes, and Man resolved to lose those extra pounds.And Satan brought forth cable TV with remote control so Man would not have to work to change channels.And Man gained pounds.And God said, \"You\'re running up the score, Devil.\"And God brought forth the potato, a vegetable naturally low in fat and brimming with nutrition.And Satan peeled off the healthful skin and sliced the starchy centre into chips and deep-fat fried them. He created sour cream dip also, and Man clutched his remote control, and ate the potato chips swaddled in cholesterol.And Satan saw that and said, \"It is good.\"And Man went into cardiac arrest.And God sighed and created quadruple bypass surgery...And Satan created private health insurance ....',0,0,0,'Active'),(5440,'Clean Jokes','Math','Why is math always sad?Because it has too many problems.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5441,'Clean Jokes','The Cow and the Chicken','So there is a cow and a chicken. And the cow goes... Baak!Baak! LOL (why would a cow go baak!?!) LOLAnd... LOL...the chicken goes ...LOL...Moo!LOL(why would a chicken say moo!?!) ....',0,0,0,'Active'),(5442,'Comedian Jokes','Trick or Treat','I never actually grapsed the whole \"Trick or treat\" ultimatum.Giving candy to grateful, adorable children or receiving a bag of flaming animal excrement on your doorstep-is this a choice?-Jerry Seinfeld',0,0,0,'Active'),(5443,'Comedian Jokes','Surgery','I had my appendix removed. There was nothing wrong with it, I just did it as a warning to the other organs in my body to shape up or they\'re out of there-Charlie Viracola',0,0,0,'Active'),(5444,'Comedian Jokes','HMO','My HMO is terrible. They charge me for a self-examination.It\'s a flat fee.-Wendy Liebman',0,0,0,'Active'),(5445,'Comedian Jokes','Gas Stations','Why do they lock gas station bathrooms? Are they afraid someone will clean them?-George Carlin',0,0,0,'Active'),(5446,'Comedian Jokes','Taxes','The IRS says they can\'t give back 80 million dollars in refunds because they don\'t have addresses for the taxpayers. Yeah, they can\'t find you when they owe YOU money-Jay Leno',0,0,0,'Active'),(5447,'Comedian Jokes','IRS','The IRS announced that obese Americans are entitled to certain tax breaks. Apparently, under the new rules, you\'re allowed to claim two or more chins as dependents.-Conan O\'Brien',0,0,0,'Active'),(5448,'Comedian Jokes','Psychic Phenomena','Do you ever get the vuja day feeling? Not deja vu. This is vuja day: the strange feeling that none of this has ever happened before-George Carlin',0,0,0,'Active'),(5449,'Comedian Jokes','Protesting','I\'m against picketing, but I don\'t know how to show it.-Mitch Hedberg',0,0,0,'Active'),(5450,'Comedian Jokes','Escalators','An escalator can never break; it can only become stairs. You would never see an \"Escalator temporarily out of order\" sign, just \"Escalator temporarily stairs. Sorry for the convenience.\"-Mitch Hedberg',0,0,0,'Active'),(5451,'Comedian Jokes','Environment','The EPA is conducting a $700,000 dollar study to see if Alaskan trees are polluting Oregon forests. You can tell Republicans are in power. \"Pollution? It\'s those damn trees.\"Jay Leno',0,0,0,'Active'),(5452,'Comedian Jokes','THe guy who invented the hokey pokey\'s funeral','eariler this week i went to the guy who inveted the hokey pokey\'s funeral. It was a weird funeral. First they put his left leg in,then took his left leg out,they put his left leg in and they shaked it all about.Then they put his right leg in and then his right leg out,they put his left leg in and they shook it all about,and so on and so forth until he was totally in',0,0,0,'Active'),(5453,'Comedian Jokes','Paddy','I knew this guy. He was a sound guy from Ireland.He spoke to me one day and told me he was going to apply for a job.He told me that he walked out because the guyasked me for my name and i said\"Paddy Milligan\". He said \"How do you spell\"Milligan\"? he replied',0,0,0,'Active'),(5454,'Comedian Jokes','My Dog','Having a dog is great, it\'s just the \'dog people\' that freak me out. \"Oh, look at her, she\'s precious,just like Mommy.\" Me?!? If I birthed something that had 8 nipples - it ain\'t leaving the house.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5455,'Comedian Jokes','Gas Station','Have you ever seen Pop Idol? One point it was held at an esso gas station.This irishman came on to do a song. He stoodnext to the diesel pump, lit the place up and it exploded.He started singing \"I\'m Still Standing\"!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5456,'Comedian Jokes','Inflatable high heels','I once met a dutch girl with inflatable shoes last week, phoned her up to arrange a date butunfortunately she\'d popped her clogs.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5457,'Comedian Jokes','Drown my troubles','I\'ve often wanted to drown my troubles, but i can\'t get my wife to go swimming!',0,2.5,1,'Active'),(5458,'Comedian Jokes','Pray for a bike','When i was a kid i used to pray for a new bike. But then I realised that the lord doesn\'t work that way, so i stole one and asked him to forgive me!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5459,'Comedian Jokes','Marmite Competition','I was in a good mood last week. I entered a competition and won a years supply of marmite.....one jar!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5460,'Computer Jokes','imigration test','You know how they use to give immigrants a test when they came to America? Well the last question on the test was to use pink, green and yellow in a sentence. So when the Mexican had his turn he answered the last question: \"When the phone goes \'GREEN GREEN GREEN\' I PINK it up and say \'YELLOW?\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5461,'Computer Jokes','Computer Dictionary Part I','BIT - A word used to describe computers, as in \"Our daughter\'s computer cost quite a bit.\"BOOT - What your friends give you because you spend too much time bragging about your computer skill. BUG - What your eyes do after you stare at the tiny green computer screen for more than 15 minutes. Also: What computer magazine companies do to you after they get you on their mailing list.CHIPS - The fattening, non-nutritional food computer users eat to avoid having to leave their keyboards for meals.COPY - What you have to do during school tests because you spend too much time playing games on your computer and not enough time studying. CURSOR - What you turn into when you can\'t get your computer to perform, as in \"You %@& computer!\"DISK - What goes out of your back after bending over a computer keyboard for seven hours at a clip.DUMP - The place all your former hobbies wind up soon after you install games on your computer.ERROR - What you made when you first walked into a computer showroom \"just to look.\" EXPANSION UNIT - The new room you have to build on to your home to house your computer and all its peripherals.FILE - What a secretary can now do to her nails six and a half hours a day, now that the computer does her day\'s work in 30 minutes.FLOPPY - The condition of a constant computer user\'s stomach due to lack of exercise and a steady diet of junk food (see \"CHIPS\").HARDWARE - Tools, such as lawnmowers, rakes and other heavy equipment you haven\'t laid a finger on since getting your computer.IBM - The kind of missile your family members and friends would like to drop on your computer so you\'ll pay attention to them again. MENU - What you\'ll never see again after buying a computer because you\'ll be too poor to eat in a restaurant.PROGRAMS - Those things you used to look at on your television before you hooked your computer up.RETURN - What lots of people do to their computers after they receive their first billing from their internet service provider.TAB - What your friends pick up when they meet you for lunch because you spent all your money on new software.TERMINAL - A place where you can find buses, trains and really good deals on hot computers.WINDOW - What you heave the computer out of after you accidentally erase a program that took you three days to set up.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5462,'Computer Jokes','Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore crash','Bill Clinton, Bill Gates, and Al Gore were in an airplane that crashed. Now they\'re in heaven, and God is sitting on the great golden throne. God addresses Al first. \"Al, what do you believe in?\" Al replies, \"Well, I believe that the internal combustion Engine is the root of all evil and that we need to save the world from CFCs and that if any more freon is used, the whole earth will become a greenhouse and we\'ll all die.\" God thinks for a second and says, \"Okay, I can live with that. Come and sit at my left.\" God then addresses Bill Clinton. \"Bill, what do you believe in?\" Bill Clinton replies, \"Well, I believe in power to the people. I think people should be able to make their own choices about things, and that no one should ever be able to tell someone else what to do. I also believe in feeling people\'s pain, but not inhaling.\" God thinks for a second and says, \"Okay, that sounds good. Come and sit at my right.\" God then addresses Bill Gates. \"Bill Gates, what do you believe in?\" Bill Gates said, \"I believe you\'re in my chair.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5463,'Computer Jokes','Tech Glossary','486: The average IQ needed to understand a PC.State-of-the-art: Any computer you can\'t afford. Obsolete: Any computer you own. Microsecond: The time it takes for your state-of-the-art computer to become obsolete. G3: Apple\'s new Macs that make you say \'Gee, three times faster than the computer I bought for the same price a Microsecond ago.\' Syntax Error: Walking into a computer store and saying, \"Hi, I want to buy a computer and money is no object.\" Hard Drive: The sales technique employed by computer salesmen, esp. after a Syntax Error. GUI: What your computer becomes after spilling your coffee on it. (pronounced \'gooey\') Keyboard: The standard way to generate computer errors. Mouse: An advanced input device to make computer errors easier to generate. Floppy: The state of your wallet after purchasing a computer. Portable Computer: A device invented to force businessmen to work at home, on vacation, and on business trips. Disk Crash: A typical computer response to any critical deadline. Power User: Anyone who can format a disk from DOS. System Update: A quick method of trashing ALL of your software.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5464,'Computer Jokes','If Only Life Could Be Like A Computer','If you messed up your life, you could press \"Ctrl, Alt, Delete\" and start all over!To get your daily exercise, just click on \"run\"! If you needed a break from life, click on suspend.Hit \"any key\" to continue life when ready.To get even with the neighbors, turn up the sound blaster.To add/remove someone in your life, click settings and control panel.To improve your appearance, just adjust the display settings.If life gets too noisy, turn off the speakers.When you loose your car keys, click on find.\"Help\" with the chores is just a click away.Auto insurance wouldn\'t be necessary. You would use your diskette to recover from a crash.And, we could click on \"SEND NOW\" and a Pizza would be on it\'s way to you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5465,'Computer Jokes','Addicted To Computers','Ten ways to know that you\'re addicted to your computer:- 10) When you begin to laugh you yell, LOL. 9) You tell your computer you love it, more than you tell your spouse. 8) Your house catches on fire and you run home to save your computer before your family. 7) Your computer is your ONLY friend. 6) You think cyber sex is better than real sex. 5) You type only in short hand (YO ROFLMAO I\'LL BRB B4 U RTFM LOL). 4) You type 40 words a minute with two fingers. 3) Your twins are named RAM & ROM. 2) After breaking from your computer, you realize you have gained 40lbs, have grown hair in unusual places, your spouse and kids have left you, and Windows 3.1 is outdated. 1) YOU READ STUFF LIKE THIS!',4,0,0,'Active'),(5466,'Computer Jokes','Colombian computer joke','Why did a group of Columbians run away from a computer lab.Because the computer said you have performed an illegal operation and will be shutdown.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5467,'Computer Jokes','Now thats lazy!','My son is so lazy he hates emptying the trash in the recycle bin on his computer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5468,'Computer Jokes','Program Manager','A lead hardware engineer, a lead software engineer, and their program manager are taking a walk outdoors during their lunch break when they come upon an old brass lamp. They pick it up and dust it off. Poof -- out pops a genie.\"Thank you for releasing me from my lamp-prison. I can grant you 3 wishes. Since there are 3 of you I will grant one wish to each of you.\"The hardware engineer thinks a moment and says, \"I\'d like to be sailing a yacht across the Pacific, racing before the wind, with an all-girl crew.\"\"It is done\", said the Genie, and poof, the hardware engineer disappears.The software engineer thinks a moment and says, \"I\'d like to be riding my Harley with a gang of beautiful women throughout the American Southwest.\"\"It is done\", said the Genie, and poof, the software engineer disappears.The program manager looks at where the other two had been standing and rubs his chin in thought. Then he tells the Genie, \"I\'d like those two back in the office after lunch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5469,'Computer Jokes','Things You Don\'t Want Your System Admin To Say','Things You Don\'t Want Your Sysadmin To Say1. Uh-oh...2. Oh S***!3. What the heck?!?4. Go get your backup tape. (You DO have a backup tape?)5. That\'s SOOOOO bizarre.6. Wow!! Look at this...7. Hey!! The Suns don\'t do this.8. Terminated?!?9. What software license?!?10. Well, it\'s doing SOMETHING...11. Wow...that seemed fast...12. I got a better job at Lockheed...13. Management says...14. Sorry, the new equipment didn\'t get budgeted.15. What do you mean that wasn\'t a copy?16. It didn\'t do that a minute ago...17. Where\'s the GUI on this thing?18. Damn, and I just bought that Coke...19. Where\'s the DIR command?20. The drive ate the tape but that\'s OK, I brought my screwdriver.21. I cleaned up the root partition and now there\'s LOTS of free space.22. What\'s this \"any\" key I\'m supposed to press?23. Do you smell something?24. What\'s that grinding sound?25. I have never seen it do THAT before...26. I don\'t think it should be doing that...27. I remember the last time I saw it do that...28. You might as well all go home early today...29. My leave starts tomorrow.30. Oops! (said in a quiet, almost surprised voice)31. Hmm, maybe if I do this...32. Why is my \"rm -R *\" taking so long?\"33. Hmmm, curious...34. Well, MY files were backed up.35. What do you mean you needed that directory?36. What do you mean /home was on that disk? I umounted it!37. Do you really need your home directory to do any work?38. I didn\'t think anybody would be doing any work at 2am, so I killed your job.39. Yes, I chowned all the files to belong to pvcs. Is that a problem to you?40. We\'re standardizing on AIX.41. Wonder what THIS command does?42. What did you say your (1)user name was...? ;-)',0,0,0,'Active'),(5470,'Computer Jokes','Computer Crashed','My computer crashed and died today And I thought, \"oh well what the hey\" Now I\'d have time to clean my house And see if I still had a spouseIt started out with weird frustrations Combined with mild heart palpitations And then my ankles began to swell Withdrawal symptoms from no AOLChills ran up and down my spine Oh, God I had to get on-line To greet my buds and check my mail I began to feel helpless and frailThen I remembered the Good Guy\'s Store And all those computers by the door I\'d go there and when alone With no one looking I\'d sign-onI stepped up to a computer, clicked on AOL The Sign-On screen came up, man it sure looked swell I clicked on the Guest name, then came the modem soundI was having cold-sweats, as my heart began to poundThen I typed my password, and the computer said, \"Goodbye\" And that\'s what I kept hearing each time that I would try. This was just an evil plot, the store was playing tricks If only they had known how bad I need my AOL fixI ...slowly... typed... my... password... then...I... stood....and...waited The darned thing said , \"Goodbye\" again and I got real frustrated That\'s when I shoved the keyboard thru the monitor screen And the last thing I remember is my loud shrieking screamWhen I woke I was handcuffed being booked I think I asked the data entry cop, if he\'d get me a drink Now I\'m sitting in his chair, and I know I can get well If I can just use his computer to sign on AOL.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5471,'Computer Jokes','Microsoft ad space','Microsoft announced that it is selling advertising space in the error messages that appear in Windows. Acknowledging for the first time that the average user of their operating system encounters error messages at least several times a day, Microsoft is trying to take financial advantage of the unavoidable opportunity to make an ad impression. \"We estimate that throughout the world at any given moment several million people are getting a \"general protection fault\" or \"illegal operation\" warning. We will be able to generate significant revenue by including a short advertising message along with it,\" said Microsoft marketing director Nathan Mirror. The Justice Department immediately indicated that they intend to investigate whether Microsoft is gaining an unfair advantage in reaching the public with this advertising by virtue of its semi-monopolistic control over error messages.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5472,'Computer Jokes','Internet Test','Have you been spending more and more time using the Internet? Have your cheeks taken on that pasty white glow from over-exposure to your computer monitor? How do you know if you\'re addicted to the Net and losing touch with reality? Take the Net Addict\'s Reality Test.Answer the following multiple choice questions and check out your score to see if you should be concerned:What do you think are good names for children?a) Scott and Jenny.b) Bill Gates IV.c) Mozilla and Dotcom. What\'s a telephone?a) A thing with a round dial you use to talk to others.b) A telecommunications device with 12 keys.c) Something you plug into a modem. Which punctuation is most correct?a) I had a wonderful day!b) I had a **wonderful** day!!!c) I had a wonderful day :-) You wake up at 4:00 a.m. and decide to:a) Visit the washroom.b) Raid the fridge.c) Check your E-mail. What are RAM and ROM?a) A male sheep and a city in Italy.b) Hulking stars of the WWF.c) I need more of the former and should upgrade the latter. To avoid a virus you should:a) Stay away from people who sneeze and cough.b) Never read E-mail titled \"Good Times\".c) Use virus scanning software every time you boot up. When you want to buy something hard-to-find you:a) Ask friends where to purchase it.b) Check out the Yellow Pages.c) Go to Yahoo! When you don\'t understand how to use a new appliance you:a) Call the retailer.b) Call the manufacturer\'s toll-free number.c) Visit the manufacturer\'s Web site and look for the FAQ. When you want to see all the beautiful people you:a) Visit a club on a Saturday night.b) Turn on the TV and tune in to Baywatch.c) Check out the alt.binary newsgroups. How do you introduce yourself at a party?a) Hi, I\'m Jane!b) Hi, I\'m a Taurus on the cusp.c) Hi, I\'m a 5\'10\" hot blonde with a super bod. When you\'re interested in someone at a party you say:a) Tell me more about yourself.b) What\'s your star sign?c) What\'s your Profile? If you really like the person, you say:a) Could you tell me your phone number?b) What\'s your E-mail address?c) Let\'s chat Private. When I say spam, you think:a) Ham in a can.b) Unsolicited advertising E-mail.c) I mailbomb all spammers! When you receive an AOL trial diskette, you say:a) I don\'t need another mug coaster.b) Great! I\'ll reformat and use it for backups.c) Great! I\'ll sign up under a fake ID and use up the 50 hours. When you want to research a reference you:a) Open up a volume of your encyclopedia.b) Slip Encarta in your CD-ROM drive.c) Go to www.altavista.digital.com. When you write a letter you:a) Put pencil to paper.b) Open Eudora.c) Ask: What\'s a letter? Is it like E-mail? Different types of text formatting include:a) Writing and printing.b) Underline and double-strike.c) Bold and italic. You correct errors using:a) An eraser.b) White-out.c) Backspace or delete. You sign your name:a) Best regards, John Smith.b) See you in IRC, John_Smith.c) Check out my home page for the cool links, johnsmith@aol.com. To keep a copy of your letter you:a) Insert a carbon and a second sheet.b) Take it to the photocopier.c) Check your Sent Mail folder.SCORING:Give yourself zero points for each \"a\" response, five for each \"b\" and 10 for each \"c\".If you scored 150 or higher, unplug your computer and log more hours in real life. If you scored between 50 and 145, you\'re living a good mix of Net and reality. If you scored under 50, you probably didn\'t read this far.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5473,'Computer Jokes','If Operating Systems Were Beers','DOS Beer: Requires you to use your own can opener, and requires you to read the directions carefully before opening the can. Originally only came in an 8-oz. can, but now comes in a 16-oz. can. However, the can is divided into 8 compartments of 2 oz. each, which have to be accessed separately. Soon to be discontinued, although a lot of people are going to keep drinking it after it\'s no longer available.Mac Beer: At first, came only a 16-oz. can, but now comes in a 32-oz. can. Considered by many to be a \"light\" beer. All the cans look identical. When you take one from the fridge, it opens itself. The ingredients list is not on the can. If you call to ask about the ingredients, you are told that \"you don\'t need to know.\" A notice on the side reminds you to drag your empties to the trashcan.Windows 3.1 Beer: The world\'s most popular. Comes in a 16-oz. can that looks a lot like Mac Beer\'s. Requires that you already own a DOS Beer. Claims that it allows you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously, but in reality you can only drink a few of them, very slowly, especially slowly if you are drinking the Windows Beer at the same time. Sometimes, for apparently no reason, a can of Windows Beer will explode when you open it.OS/2 Beer: Comes in a 32-oz can. Does allow you to drink several DOS Beers simultaneously. Allows you to drink Windows 3.1 Beer simultaneously too, but somewhat slower. Advertises that its cans won\'t explode when you open them, even if you shake them up. You never really see anyone drinking OS/2 Beer, but the manufacturer (International Beer Manufacturing) claims that 9 million six-packs have been sold.Windows 95 Beer: You can\'t buy it yet, but a lot of people have taste-tested it and claim it\'s wonderful. The can looks a lot like Mac Beer\'s can, but tastes more like Windows 3.1 Beer. It comes in 32-oz. cans, but when you look inside, the cans only have 16 oz. of beer in them. Most people will probably keep drinking Windows 3.1 Beer until their friends try Windows 95 Beer and say they like it. The ingredients list, when you look at the small print, has some of the same ingredients that come in DOS beer, even though the manufacturer claims that this is an entirely new brew.Windows NT Beer: Comes in 32-oz. cans, but you can only buy it by the truckload. This causes most people to have to go out and buy bigger refrigerators. The can looks just like Windows 3.1 Beer\'s, but the company promises to change the can to look just like Windows 95 Beer\'s - after Windows 95 beer starts shipping. Touted as an \"industrial strength\" beer, and suggested only for use in bars.Unix Beer: Comes in several different brands, in cans ranging from 8 oz. to 64 oz. Drinkers of Unix Beer display fierce brand loyalty, even though they claim that all the different brands taste almost identical. Sometimes the pop-tops break off when you try to open them, so you have to have your own can opener around for those occasions, in which case you either need a complete set of instructions or a friend who has been drinking Unix Beer for several years.AmigaDOS Beer: The company has gone out of business, but their recipe has been picked up by some weird German company, so now this beer will be an import. This beer never really sold very well because the original manufacturer didn\'t understand marketing. Like Unix Beer, AmigaDOS Beer fans are an extremely loyal and loud group. It originally came in a 16-oz. can, but now comes in 32-oz. cans too. When this can was originally introduced, it appeared flashy and colorful, but the design hasn\'t changed much over the years, so it appears dated now. Critics of this beer claim that it is only meant for watching TV anyway.VMS Beer: Requires minimal user interaction, except for popping the top and sipping. However cans have been known on occasion to explode, or contain extremely un-beer-like contents. Best drunk in high pressure development environments. When you call the manufacturer for the list of ingredients, you\'re told that is proprietary and referred to an unknown listing in the manuals published by the FDA. Rumors are that this was once listed in the Physicians\' Desk Reference as a tranquilizer, but no one can claim to have actually seen it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5474,'Computer Jokes','TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM','TOP TEN NEW INTEL SLOGANS FOR THE PENTIUM 9.9999973251 It\'s a FLAW, Dammit, not a Bug8.9999163362 It\'s the new math 7.9999414610 Nearly 300 Correct Opcodes 6.9999831538 You Don\'t Need to Know What\'s Inside 5.9999835137 Redefining the PC -- and Mathematics As Well 4.9999999021 We Fixed It, Really 3.9998245917 Division Considered Harmful2.9991523619 Why Do You Think They Call It *Floating* Point? 1.9999103517 We\'re Looking for a Few Good Flaws0.9999999998 The Errata Inside',0,0,0,'Active'),(5475,'Computer Jokes','50 WAYS TO CONFUSE, WORRY, OR JUST SCARE THE PEOPLE IN THE COMPUTER LAB','1. Log on, wait a sec, then get a frightened look on your face and scream \"Oh my God! They\'ve found me!\" and bolt. 2. Laugh uncontrollably for about 3 minutes & then suddenly stop and look suspiciously at everyone who looks at you. 3. When your computer is turned off, complain to the monitor on duty that you can\'t get the darn thing to work. After he/she\'s turned it on, wait 5 minutes, turn it off again, & repeat the process for a good half hour.4. Type frantically, often stopping to look at the person next to you evilly.5. Before anyone else is in the lab, connect each computer to different screen than the one it\'s set up with. 6. Write a program that plays the \"Smurfs\" theme song and play it at the highest volume possible over & over again. 7. Work normally for a while. Suddenly look amazingly startled by something on the screen and crawl underneath the desk.8. Ask the person next to you if they know how to tap into top-secret Pentagon files. 9. Use Interactive Send to make passes at people you don\'t know. 10. Make a small ritual sacrifice to the computer before you turn it on. 11. Bring a chainsaw, but don\'t use it. If anyone asks why you have it, say \"Just in case...\" mysteriously. 12. Type on VAX for a while. Suddenly start cursing for 3 minutes at everything bad about your life. Then stop and continue typing. 13. Enter the lab, undress, and start staring at other people as if they\'re crazy while typing.14. Light candles around your terminal before starting. 15. Ask around for a spare disk. Offer $2. Keep asking until someone agrees. Then, pull a disk out of your fly and say, \"Oops, I forgot.\" 16. Every time you press Return and there is processing time required, pray \"Ohpleaseohpleaseohpleaseohplease,\" and scream \"YES!\" when it finishes. 17. \"DISK FIGHT!!!\" 18. Start making out with the person at the terminal next to you (It helps if you know them, but this is also a great way to make new friends).19. Put a straw in your mouth and put your hands in your pockets. Type by hitting the keys with the straw. 20. If you\'re sitting in a swivel chair, spin around singing \"The Lion Sleeps Tonight\" whenever there is processing time required. 21. Draw a picture of a woman (or man) on a piece of paper, tape it to your monitor. Try to seduce it. Act like it hates you and then complain loudly that women (men) are worthless. 22. Try to stick a Nintendo cartridge into the 3 1/2\" disc drive, when it doesn\'t work, get the supervisor. 23. When you are on an IBM, and when you turn it on, ask loudly where the smiling Apple face is when you turn on one of those. 24. Print out the complete works of Shakespeare, then when it\'s all done (two days later) say that all you wanted was one line. 25. Sit and stare at the screen, biting your nails noisely. After doing this for a while, spit them out at the feet of the person next to you. 26. Stare at the screen, grind your teeth, stop, look at the person next to you. Grind some more. Repeat procedure, making sure you never provoke the person enough to let them blow up, as this releases tension, and it is far more effective to let them linger. 27. If you have long hair, take a typing break, look for split ends, cut them and deposit them on your neighbor\'s keyboard as you leave. 28. Put a large, gold-framed portrait of the British Royal Family on your desk and loudly proclaim that it inspires you. 29. Come to the lab wearing several layers of socks. Remove shoes and place them on top of the monitor. Remove socks layer by layer and drape them around the monitor. Exclaim sudden haiku about the aesthetic beauty of cotton on plastic. 30. Take the keyboard and sit under the computer. Type up your paper like this. Then go to the lab supervisor and complain about the bad working conditions. 31. Laugh hysterically, shout \"You will all perish in flames!!!\" and continue working. 32. Bring some dry ice & make it look like your computer is smoking. 33. Assign a musical note to every key (ie. the Delete key is A Flat, the B key is F sharp, etc.). Whenever you hit a key, hum its note loudly. Write an entire paper this way. 34. Attempt to eat your computer\'s mouse. 35. Borrow someone else\'s keyboard by reaching over, saying \"Excuse me, mind if I borrow this for a sec?\", unplugging the keyboard & taking it. 36. Bring in a bunch of magnets and have fun. 37. When doing calculations, pull out an abacus and say that sometimes the old ways are best. 38. Play Pong for hours on the most powerful computer in the lab. 39. Make a loud noise of hitting the same key over and over again until you see that your neighbor is noticing (You can hit the space bar so your fill isn\'t affected). Then look at your neighbor\'s keyboard. Hit his/her delete key several times, erasing an entire word. While you do this, ask: \"Does *your* delete key work?\" Shake your head, and resume hitting the space bar on your keyboard. Keep doing this until you\'ve deleted about a page of your neighbor\'s document. Then, suddenly exclaim: \"Well, whaddya know? I\'ve been hitting the space bar this whole time. No wonder it wasn\'t deleting! Ha!\" Print out your document and leave.40. Remove your disk from the drive and hide it. Go to the lab monitor and complain that your computer ate your disk. (For special effects, put some Elmer\'s Glue on or around the disk drive. Claim that the computer is drooling.) 41. Stare at the screen of the person next to you, look really puzzled, burst out laughing, and say \"You did that?\" loudly. Keep laughing, grab your stuff and leave, howling as you go. 42. Point at the screen. Chant in a made up language while making elaborate hand gestures for a minute or two. Press return or the mouse, then leap back and yell \"COVEEEEERRRRRR!\" peek up from under the table, walk back to the computer and say. \"Oh, good. It worked this time,\" and calmly start to type again. 43. Keep looking at invisible bugs and trying to swat them. 44. See who\'s online. Send a total stranger a talk request. Talk to them like you\'ve known them all your lives. Hangup before they get a chance to figure out you\'re a total stranger. 45. Bring a small tape player with a tape of really absurd sound effects. Pretend it\'s the computer and look really lost. 46. Pull out a pencil. Start writing on the screen. Complain that the lead doesn\'t work.47. Come into the computer lab wearing several endangered species of flowers in your hair. Smile incessantly. Type a sentence, then laugh happily, exclaim \"You\'re such a marvel!!\", and kiss the screen. Repeat this after every sentence. As your ecstasy mounts, also hug the keyboard. Finally, hug your neighbor, then the computer assistant, and walk out. 48. Run into the computer lab, shout \"Armageddon is here!!!!!\", then calmly sit down and begin to type.49. Quietly walk into the computer lab with a Black and Decker chainsaw, rev that baby up, and then walk up to the nearest person and say, \"Give me that computer or you\'ll be feeding my pet crocodile for the next week\". 50. Two words: Tesla Coil.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5476,'Dirty Jokes','Parrrot boy & daddy','There was this punk who got on a bus. He sat next to an old man who started staring at him, because he was dressed in really colorful clothing.He had all this colorful make-up on, and his hair was spiked up withred,green,& yellow with feathers. The punk was getting sick of being stared at so he said to the old man, \"Hey, old man, what are you lookin\'at,eh? Didn\'t you doanything strange when you were a teenager?\" \"Well, yeah,\" the old man answered. \"Once I got so drunk that I screwed a parrot, so I can\'t help but think that maybe you\'re my son.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5477,'Dirty Jokes','The old mans bird','Theres an old man laying on the beach nakedand a little girl was pasing buy she stops and stairs at the man and asked mister what is that.the man says what the little girl says that between your legs the man says oh that well the thing that is standing is the bird the two things on the side are the eggs and the thing aroundit is the nest ok the old man asked her to leave so he can get some sun he falls asleep when he wakes up there are peramedics around himhe asked what happen the peramedic said ask the little girl the old man calls her over what happen the little girl said when you wentto sleep I tryed to make the bird fly I pulled and pulled but he got big and spit at me so I kicked the bird smashed the eggs and burnd the nest.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5478,'Dirty Jokes','Dirty minds','Q) What does a vibrator and soybeans have in common?A)They are both meat substitutes!!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5479,'Dirty Jokes','Blonde & KFC (Kentucy Fried Chicken)','What do a Blonde and KFC have in common?After your done with the breast and the thigh all you have left is a greasy bucket to stick your bone into.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5480,'Dirty Jokes','Reload.','A guy finally gets a date with an easy blonde. To prepare for the date he sunbathes in the nude on his roof, falls asleep and burns his manhood. He doesn\'t want to cancel so he slathers it with lotion and wraps it in gauze. The blonde shows up at his house, and he treats her to a home-cooked dinner. Afterwards they go to the living room to watch a movie. His manhood starts to bother him again so he excuses himself, goes into the kitchen, pours a glass of milk and immerses himself for immediate relief. The blonde, however, wanted to know what he was doing and walks in on him with his Johnson in the milk and exclaims, \"So that\'s how you guys load those things!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5481,'Dirty Jokes','Little Carrie likes to screw','It\'s the Spring of 1957 and Bobby goes to pick up his date. He\'s a pretty hip guy with his own car. When he goes to the front door, the girl\'s father answers and invites him in. \"Carrie\'s not ready yet. Why don\'t you have a seat?\"Carrie\'s father asks Bobby what they\'re planning to do. Bobby replies politely that they will probably just go to the soda shop or a movie.\"Why don\'t you two go out and screw? I hear all the kids are doing it!\" Naturally, this comes as a quite a surprise to Bobby ? so he asks Carrie\'s dad to repeat himself.\"Yeah,\" says Carrie\'s father, \"Carrie really likes to screw; she\'ll screw all night if we let her!\"A few minutes later, Carrie comes downstairs in her little poodle skirt and announces that she\'s ready to go. Almost breathless with anticipation, Bobby escorts his date out the front door.About 20 minutes later, Carrie rushes back into the house, slams the door behind her, and screams at her father, \"Dad, it\'s called the twist!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5482,'Dirty Jokes','Abstinence','Three couples went in to see the minister to see how to become members of his church.The minister said that they would have to go without sex for two weeks and then come back and tell him how it went. The first couple was retired, the second couple was middle aged and the final couple were newlyweds. Two weeks went by, and the couples returned to the minister. The retired couple said it was no problem at all. The middle-aged couple said it was tough for the first week, but after that, it was no problem. The newlyweds said it was fine until she dropped the can of paint. \"Can of PAINT!\" exclaimed the minister. \"Yeah,\" said the newlywed man. \"She dropped the can, and when she bent over to pick it up I had to have her right there and then.lust took over.\" The minister just shook his head and said that they were not welcome in the church.\"That\'s okay,\" said the man. \"We\'re not welcome in Home Depot either.\"',5,0,0,'Active'),(5483,'Dirty Jokes','College Rules','On the first day of college, the Dean addressed the students, pointing out some of the rules: \"The female dormitory will be out-of-bounds for all male students, and the male dormitory to the female students. Anybody caught breaking this rule will be fined $20 the first time. Anybody caught breaking this rule the second time will be fined $60. Being caught a third time will cost you $180. Are there any questions?\" One student asked, \"How much for a season pass?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5484,'Dirty Jokes','Foot Tall','A guy walks into a bar and sits down next to a man who has a burlap sack and a little guy about a foot tall sitting on the bar playing a little piano. The guy that walked into the bar asks the man, \"What\'s in the bag?\" The man pulls out a genie lamp. The guy says, Wow! Can I have one of your wishes?\" The man says, \"I don\'t know. Rub the lamp and see.\" So the guy rubs the lamp and out pops the genie. The genie says, \"You may have one wish.\"The guy wishes for a million bucks. The genie says, \"Your wish is granted,\" and goes back into the genie bottle. Just then one million ducks walk into the bar. The guy says, \"I didn\'t wish for a million ducks.\" The man replies, \"Yeah, and I wished for a twelve inch pianist.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5485,'Dirty Jokes','Sunday School','Little Mary was not the best student in Sunday school. Usually she slept through the class. One day the teacher called on her while she was napping, \"Tell me, Mary, who created the universe?\" When Mary didn\'t stir, little Johnny, an altruistic boy seated in the chair behind her, took a pin and jabbed her in the rear. \"God Almighty !\" shouted Mary. The teacher said, \"Very good!\" and Mary fell back to sleep. A while later the teacher asked Mary, \"Who is our Lord and Savior?\", but Mary didn\'t even stir from her slumber. Once again, Johnny came to the rescue and stuck her again. \"Jesus Christ!\" shouted Mary. The teacher said, \"Very good!\" and Mary fell back to sleep. Then the teacher asked Mary a third question, \"What did Eve say to Adam after she had her twenty-third child?\" Again, Johnny jabbed her with the pin. This time Mary jumped up and shouted, \"If you stick that damn thing in me one more time, I\'ll break it in half!\" The Teacher fainted.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5486,'Dirty Jokes','That IS The Only Difference','What\'s the difference between light and hard? You can go to sleep with the light on.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5487,'Dirty Jokes','Hired Help','A man dials his home and a strange woman answers. The man says, \"Who is this?\" \"This is the maid,\" answers the woman. \"We don\'t have a maid,\" says the man. The woman says, \"I was hired this morning by the lady of the house.\" The man says, \"Well, this is her husband. Is she there?\" The woman replies, \"She is upstairs in the bedroom with someone who I figured was her husband.\" The man is fuming and says to the maid, \"Listen, would you like to make $50,000?\" The maid says, \"What will I have to do?\" The man tells her, \"I want you to get my gun from the desk, and shoot the witch and the jerk she\'s with.\" The maid puts the phone down; the man hears footsteps and then two gun shots. The maid comes back to the phone \"What do I do with the bodies?\" The man says, \"Throw them in the swimming pool.\" Puzzled, the maid answers, \"But you don\'t have a pool.\" A long pause and the man says, \"Is this 567-5309?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5488,'Dirty Jokes','Pre-Nuptial Agreements','A secretary for a foreign embassy was entertaining a wealthy foreign ambassador during lunch at a very expensive restaurant in uptown New York.The ambassador was so enthralled by the beauty and presence of this secretary that he asked her to marry him. The secretary was startled, but remembered that her boss told her never to insult foreign dignitaries, so she decided to let him down easy. \"I\'ll only marry you under three conditions.\" she said.\"Anything, anything,\" said the ambassador.\"First, you must buy me a 14-karat gold wedding band with a 72 carat diamond, along with a 28 inch studded matching necklace for our engagement.\"Without hesitation, the ambassador picked up his cellular phone, called his personal accountant, told him the instructions, and said, \"Yes, yes, I buy, I buy!\" The secretary thought that her first request was too easy, so she thought of a more difficult situation.\"Second, I want you to build me a 58-acre mansion in the richest part of the Poconos along with a 40 acre summer home in the sweetest vineyards of France.\" The ambassador picked up his phone, called his personal broker in New York, then called another broker in France, and after his quick conversation, he said, \"Yes, yes, I build, I build!\" The secretary was very startled, and knew she must think of a final request that would be impossible to live up to. \"Finally,\" she said. \"I\'ll only marry you, if you have a 10 inch tool.\"A sad face befell the ambassador, and he cupped his face in his hands. After weeping in his native language for a few minutes, the ambassador slowly lifted his head and said, \"Ok, ok, I cut, I cut!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5489,'Dirty Jokes','Three Nuns','Three nuns were talking one sunny day in June. The first nun said, \"I was cleaning in Father\'s room the other day and do you know what I found? A bunch of pornographic magazines!\"\"What did you do?\" the other nuns asked.\"Well, of course I threw them in the trash,\" she replied.The second nun said, \"Well, I can top that. I was in Father\'s room putting away the laundry and I found a bunch of condoms!\"\"Oh my!\" gasped the other nuns. \"What did you do?\" they asked.\"I poked holes in all of them!\" she replied.The third nun fainted.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5490,'Dirty Jokes','101 Things Not To Say During Sex','But everybody looks funny naked! You woke me up for that? Did I mention the video camera? Do you smell something burning? (In a janitor\'s closet) And they say romance is dead... Try breathing through your nose. A little rug burn never hurt anyone! Is that a Medic-Alert Pendant? Sweetheart, did you lock the back door? But whipped cream makes me break out. Person 1: This is your first time... right? Person 2: Yeah... today. Hurry up! This room rents by the hour! Can you please pass me the remote control? Do you accept Visa? ZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ On second thought, let\'s turn off the lights. And to think -- I was really trying to pick up your friend! So much for mouth-to-mouth. (Using body paint) Try not to leave any stains, okay? Hope you\'re as good looking when I\'m sober... Holding a banana) It\'s just a little trick I learned at the zoo! Do you get any premium movie channels? Try not to smear my make-up, will ya! (Preparing to incorporate peanut butter) But I just steam-cleaned this couch! Got any penicillin? But I just brushed my teeth... Smile, you\'re on Candid Camera! I thought you had the keys to the handcuffs! I want a baby! So much for the fulfillment of sexual fantasies! (In a menage a trois) Why am I doing all the work? Maybe we should call Dr. Ruth... Did you know the ceiling needs painting? I think you have it on backwards. When is this supposed to feel good? Put that blender back in the kitchen where it belongs! You\'re good enough to do this for a living! Is that blood on the headboard? Did I remember to take my pill? Are you sure I don\'t know you from somewhere? I wish we got the Playboy channel... That leak better be from the waterbed! I told you it wouldn\'t work without batteries! But my cat always sleeps on that pillow.. Did I tell you my Aunt Martha died in this bed? If you quit smoking you might have more endurance. No, really... I do this part better myself! It\'s nice being in bed with a woman I don\'t have to inflate! This would be more fun with a few more people. You\'re almost as good as my ex! Do you know the definition of statutory rape? Is that you I smell or is it your mattress stuffed with rotten potatoes? You look younger than you feel. Perhaps you\'re just out of practice. You sweat more than a galloping stallion! They\'re not cracker crumbs, it\'s just a rash. Now I know why he/she dumped you... Does your husband own a sawed-off shotgun? You give me reason to conclude that foreplay is overrated. What tampon? Have you ever considered liposuction? And to think, I didn\'t even have to buy you dinner! What are you planning to make for breakfast? I have a confession... I was so horny tonight I would have taken a duck home! Are those real or am I just behind the times? Were you by any chance repressed as a child? Is that a hanging sculpture? You\'ll still vote for me, won\'t you? Did I mention my transsexual operation? I really hate women who actually think sex means something! Did you come yet, dear? I\'ll tell you who I\'m fanatasizing about if you tell me who you\'re fantasizing about... A good plastic surgeon can take care of that in no time! Does this count as a date? Oprah Winfrey had a show about men like you! Hic! I need another beer for this please. I think biting is romantic -- don\'t you? You can cook, too right? When would you like to meet my parents? Man: Maybe it would help if I thought about someone I really like... Woman: Yourself? Have you seen \"Fatal Attraction\"? Sorry about the name tags, I\'m not very good with names. Don\'t mind me.. I always file my nails in bed. (In a phone booth) Do you mind if I make a few phone calls? I hope I didn\'t forget to turn the gas oven off. Do you have a light? Don\'t worry, my dog\'s really friendly for a Doberman. Sorry but I don\'t do toes! You could at least ACT like you\'re enjoying it! Petroleum jelly or no petroleum jelly, I said NO! Keep it down, my mother is a light sleeper... I\'ll bet you didn\'t know I work for \"The Enquirer\". So that\'s why they call you Mr. Flash! My old girlfriend used to do it a LOT longer! Is this a sin too? I\'ve slept with more women than Wilt Chamberlain! Hey, when is it going to be my friend\'s turn? Long kisses clog my sinuses... Please understand that I\'m only doing this for a raise... How long do you plan to be \"almost there\"? You mean you\'re NOT my blind date?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5491,'Dirty Jokes','May September Marriage','A 90 year old man shows up for a physical. He tells the doctor he is about to marry a 20 year old girl.\"Really?\" said the doctor. \"You\'re healthy enough, I suppose, but take my advice. If you want a happy marriage, you should take in a boarder. Do you know what I mean?\"The old man says, \"OK, doc. I\'ll think about it.\" Six months later, the doctor sees the old man on the street. He asks him how his new marriage is working out.\"Great doc! In fact, my wife is pregnant.\"The doctor nods knowlingly and says, \"So you took my advice and took in a boarder?\"The old man winked and said, \"Yep. And she\'s pregnant too!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5492,'Dirty Jokes','Starch in your Shorts','Grampa and Billy were working out in the garden. Grampa spies Billy trying to put a worm back into the ground. \"You\'ll never get that worm back in his hole,\" said the old man. Suddenly, Billy had an idea. He ran into the laundry room and came back with a can of spray starch.After a few sprays, the worm was as stiff as a board and Billy was able to slide him back into the earth.\"Billy! You\'re a genius,\" exclaimed grampa. He hugged Billy, gave him a dollar out of his pocket, grabbed the starch, and ran inside.Thirty minutes later, grampa comes back out smiling. He gives Billy another dollar. \"Grampa,\" said the boy, \"You already gave me a dollar.\"\"No,\" replied grampa, \"That dollar\'s from grandma!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5493,'Dirty Jokes','Old Beach Babe','Two elderly ladies are sitting on the front porch, doing nothing. One lady turns and asks, \"Do you still get horny?\"The other replies, \"Oh sure I do.\" The first old lady asks, \"What do you do about it?\" The second old lady replies, \"I suck a lifesaver.\" After a few moments, the first old lady asks, \"Who drives you to the beach?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5494,'Dirty Jokes','The Hundred Nuns','One day in the convent the nuns had their morning prayer session. At the end of the prayer session the head nun stood up and addressed the rest of the nuns. She said, \"There was a man in the convent last night.\" 99 of the nuns go ohhh, and 1 of them goes hee hee hee.The head nun goes on, \"We found a condom in the garden.\" Again 99 of the nuns go ohhhh, 1 nun goeshee hee hee.The head nun continues \"There was a hole in that condom.\" 99 nuns go hee hee hee, 1 nun goes ohhh.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5495,'Dirty Jokes','Speed Limit','What\'s the speed limit of sex?68 cause at 69 you gotta turn around',0,0,0,'Active'),(5496,'Dirty Jokes','Speaking of Sex','A gentleman is permitted to join a private club. The initiation consists of holding an unprepared on-the-spot lecture, on a theme starting on a letter which is alotted to him.The man gets an S, and chooses to give his impromptu lecture on Sex. Coming home and reporting to his wife, he chickens out and says that he spoke about Sailing.The next day, his wife meets a club member who says her hubby gave a very good lecture last night -hawhawhaw. Wife: \"That\'s strange, I must say. He has only done it twice. The first time he got sick, and the second time he lost his hat.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5497,'Dirty Jokes','wooo mama!','One day a kid asks his mom if he can take a shower with her. She says, \"Sure son, but don\'t look up and don\'t look down.\"So they\'re taking a shower and the kid reaches up for the soap and he says, \"Woo mama! What are those?\"She says, \"Those are my headlights.\" The kid says \"Ahh.\"Then he drops the soap and bends down to get it and he says, \"Woo mama! What is that?\" and she replies back with, \"That is my garage.\" The kid says \"Ahh.\"The next day he asks his dad if he can take a shower with him. The kid does. As he\'s scrubbing himself with the soap,he drops it. When he picks it up he says, \"Woo daddy! What is that?\" The father replies back, \"That\'s my limousine.\"That night he asks his parents if he could sleep with them and they say, \"Sure, just don\'t look under the covers.\"Then in the middle of the night he decides to take a peek. And he says \"Wooo mama! Look, daddy is parking his limousine in your garage!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5498,'Dirty Jokes','Girl\'s School','The biology teacher at the all-girls academy was handing back a test on the male anatomy. \"I don\'t understand why you girls can\'t understand the male sex organ. You\'ve had it pounded into you all semester!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5499,'Dirty Jokes','The 3 holes','A guy\'s car breaks down in the middle of town, and he looks for a hotel to stay in while he waits for his car to be fixed. He finds a very small hotel and walks in.He asks the man at the counter, \"Do you have any rooms available?\"The man at the counter says, \"Yeah, but don\'t stick your dick in the 3 holes.\"\"OK.\" The guy agrees and walks to his room. A couple of days go by and his car is still in the shop. He gets curious and sticks his dick in the first hole. He says,\"Ahh,that feels good!\" Then he sticks his dick in the second hole,\"Ahh,that feels even better!\" Then he sticks his dick in the third hole,\"OUCH!!My dick!!\"He quickly pulled his dick out and it was all bloody. He was very confused, but he went to sleep. The next day he went to the counter to see what was in the holes, but before he could ask anything the man at the counter said, \"You stuck your dick in the three holes didn\'t you?\"He said, \"Yeah, how did you know? \"The man at the counter said, \"Well, my wife is pregnant,my daughter is pregnant, and my pencil sharpener is broken.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5500,'Dirty Jokes','Cucumber&pickle','A cucumber and a pickle were having a conversation. The pickle said to the cucumber, \"I got it bad man, everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get seasoned and put in a jar.\"The cucumber said to the pickle, \"Well everytime I get big, fat and juicy I get chopped up and out over salad.\"The penis walks by and overhears them and says, \"I got it worse than you both. When I get big, fat and juicy I get put in a dark, smelly room and they make me do push-ups till I throw up.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5501,'Dirty Jokes','Whats a Australian Kiss..','What\'s an Australian kiss?The same thing as a French kiss, only down under!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5502,'Dirty Jokes','Nun on the Bus','A guy is riding the bus when at a stop, the most beautiful woman he has ever seen gets on. The only problem is that she is a nun. He decides to approach her anyway. \"Sister, you are the most beautiful woman I\'ve ever seen and I must have sex with you.\" he says. \"I\'m sorry but I\'ve given my body to God.\" she replies and then leaves. Suddenly the bus driver turns around to the guy and says \"I know a way you can get her in the sack.\" The bus driver tells the guy about how the nun goes to confessional everyday at 3 in the afternoon. The bus driver tells the guy his plan and the guy leaves happy knowing he\'s going to get some. The next day at 3 the guy is in the booth dressed as a priest. When the nun approaches in the darkness he says \"Sister, God has told me I must have sex with you.\" She replies \"Well if God has said it, we must do it. However because of my strong commitment to God I will only take it up the ass.\" The guy figures this isn\'t a problem and proceeds to have the best sex ever. After it is over he whips off his outfit and says, \"Surprise I\'m the guy on the bus.\" With that the nun turns around and says, \"Surprise I\'m the bus driver.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5503,'Dirty Jokes','Old man\'s sperm cup','There was an elderly man who wanted to make his younger wife pregnant. So, he went to the doctor to have a sperm count done. The doctor told him to take a specimen cup home, fill it, and bring it back the next day. The elderly man came back the next day and the specimen cup was empty and the lid was on it. Doctor: What was the problem? Elderly man: Well, I tried with my right hand... nothing. So, I tried with my left hand...nothing. My wife tried with her right hand... nothing. Her left hand... nothing. Her mouth...nothing. Then my wife\'s friend tried. Right hand, left hand, mouth.... still nothing. Doctor: Wait a minute. You mean your wife\'s friend too?! Elderly man: Yeah, and we still couldn\'t get the lid off of the specimen cup.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5504,'Doctor Jokes','College Physics','A college physics professor was explaining a particularly complicated concept to his class when a pre-med student interrupted him.\"Why do we have to learn this stuff?\" the frustrated student blurted out.\"To save lives,\" the professor responded before continuing the lecture.A few minutes later the student spoke up again. \"So how does physics save lives?\"The professor stared at the student without saying a word. \"Physics saves lives,\" he finally continued, \"because it keeps the idiots out of medical school.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5505,'Doctor Jokes','Different Kinds of Doctors','There are several different kinds of doctors, and it is told that they can be differentiated by the following method:General Practitioners know nothing and do little.Surgeons know little and do everything.Internists know everything and do nothing.Pathologists know everything and can do everything, but it\'s usually too late.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5506,'Doctor Jokes','Pete','Pete was sitting at home one evening when the doorbell rang. He opened the door to see a 6-foot-tall cockroach standing on his doorstep. The cockroach punched Pete between the eyes and scampered off.The next evening, Pete was sitting at home wen the doorbell rang. When he answered the door, the cockroach was there yet again. This time, he hit Pete in the stomach and karate chopped him on the back before running away.The third evening, Pete as again sitting at home when he heard the doorbell. He answered the door and for the third time the cockroach was there. It leapt at him and managed to stab him several times before running off.The gravely injured Pete was barely able to crawl to the telephone and summon an ambulance. He was rushed to intensive care, where they saved his life.The next morning, the doctor was doing his rounds. He stopped by Pete\'s hospital room and asked him what happened. Pete explained about the 6-foot-tall cockroach\'s attacks, culminating in the near-fatal stabbing.The doctor looked thoughtful for a moment and said, \"Yes, there\'s a nasty bug going around!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5507,'Doctor Jokes','How to Argue the Price of a Screw','A well known, rich business man\'s wife broke her hip. The business man got the best orthopedic surgeon in town to do the operation, which consisted of lining up the broken hip and putting in a screw to secure it.The operation went smoothly, and the doctor sent the business man a bill for $5,000 for his services. The business man, outraged at the high price, sent the doctor a letter demanding an itemized list of the costs. The doctor responded to the letter with the following:1 Screw: $1.00Knowing how to put it in: $4,999Total: $5,000The business man never argued.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5508,'Doctor Jokes','Professional Courtesy?','A doctor and his wife were sunbathing on a beach when a beautiful young blonde in a tight-fitting bikini strolled past. The blonde looked a the doctor, smiled seductively, and murmured in a very sexy voice, \"Hi there handsome. How ya doing?\"She then wiggled her backside and walked off.\"Who was that?\" demanded the doctor\'s wife.\"Er- just a woman I met professionally.\" stammered the doctor.\"Oh yeah?\" his wife snarled. \"In whose profession? Yours or hers?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5509,'Doctor Jokes','Diseases','The doctor took Dan into the room and said, \"Dan, I have some good news and some bad news.\"\"Oh, no. Give me the good news, I guess,\" Dan replied.\"They\'re going to name a disease after you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5510,'Doctor Jokes','Dentist','Then there?s the woman who goes to the dentist. As he leans over to begin working on her, she grabs his crotch. The dentist says, \"Madam, I believe you?ve got a hold of my privates.\" The woman replies, \"Yes. Now, we?re going to be careful not to hurt each other, aren?t we.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5511,'Doctor Jokes','Waiting Room','I was sitting in the waiting room of the hospital after my wife had gone into labor and the nurse walked out and said to the man sitting next to me, \"Congratulations sir, you?re the new father of twins!\"The man replied, \"How about that, I work for the Doublemint Chewing Gum Company.\" The man then followed the woman to his wife?s room.About an hour later, the same nurse entered the waiting room and announced that Mr. Smith?s wife has just had triplets.Mr. Smith stood up and said, \"Well, how do ya like that, I work for the 3M Company.\"The gentleman that was sitting next to me then got up and started to leave. When I asked him why he was leaving, he remarked, \"I think I need a breath of fresh air.\" The man continued, \"I work for 7-UP.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5512,'Doctor Jokes','Deodorant','A customer walks into a pharmacy and asks assistant for an anal deodorant. The assistant explains that they don?t stock them. The man insists that he bought his last one from this store. The assistant passes man on to the pharmacist, who explains that store has never stocked such an item. The man explains he bought his last one from this store only weeks ago and has done for several years. The pharmacist asks man to bring in his last purchase and he will try to match the product. The following day, the man returns to the pharmacy and shows the deodorant to the pharmacist. The pharmacist asks why the customer thinks this is an anal deodorant, when it is obviously of the underarm stick variety. The customer explains that instructions on reverse state, \"Push up bottom to use.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5513,'Doctor Jokes','Birth Control','An elderly woman went into the doctor?s office. When the doctor asked why she was there, she replied, \"I?d like to have some birth control pills.\" Taken aback, the doctor thought for a minute and then said, \"Excuse me, Mrs. Smith, but you?re 75 years old. What possible use could you have for birth control pills?\" The woman responded, \"They help me sleep better.\" The doctor thought some more and continued, \"How in the world do birth control pills help you to sleep?\" The woman said, \"I put them in my granddaughter?s orange juice and I sleep better at night.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5514,'Doctor Jokes','Jelly','I was caring for a woman from Kentucky and asked, \"So how?s your breakfast this morning?\" \"It?s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can?t seem to get used to the taste,\" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labelled \"KY Jelly.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5515,'Doctor Jokes','College','It is recounted that at King?s College in the Strand around the time of the war, the Chief of Services would inevitably begin the year?s rounds by teaching \"a singularly important principle of medicine.\" He asked a nurse to fetch him a sample of urine. He then talked at length about diabetes mellitus. \"Diabetes,\" he said, \"is a Greek name; but the Romans noticed that the bees like the urine of diabetics, so they added the word mellitus which means sweet as honey. Well, as you know, you may find sugar in the urine of a diabetic...\"By now, the nurse had returned with a sample of urine which the registrar promptly held up like a trophy. We stared at that straw colored fluid as if we had never seen such a thing before. The registrar then startled us. He dipped a finger boldly into the urine, then licked his finger with the tip of his tongue. As if tasting wine, he opened and closed his lips rapidly. Could he perhaps detect a faint taste of sugar? The sample was passed on to us for an opinion. We all dipped a finger into the fluid, all of us foolishly licked that finger.\"Now,\" said the Registrar grinning, \"you have learned the first principle of diagnosis. I mean the power of observation.\"We were baffled. We stood near the sluice room outside the ward, and in the distance, some anonymous patient was explosively coughing. \"You see,\" the registrar said continuing triumphantly, \"I dipped my MIDDLE finger into the urine, but licked my INDEX finger, not like all you chaps.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5516,'Doctor Jokes','Why did the nurse go to art school?','Why did the nurse go to art school?Answer: To learn how to draw blood!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5517,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 1','A man comes into the ER and yells; \"My wife\'s going to have her baby in the cab!\" I grabbed my stuff, rushed out to the cab, lifted the lady\'s dress, and began to take off her underwear. Suddenly I noticed that there were several cabs - and I was in the wrong one.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5518,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 2','At the beginning of my shift I placed a stethoscope on an elderly and slightly deaf female patient\'s anterior chest wall. \"Big breaths,\" I instructed. \"Yes, they used to be,\" remorse the patient.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5519,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 3','One day I had to be the bearer of bad news when I told a wife that her husband had died of a massive myocardial infarct. Not more than five minutes later, I heard her reporting to the rest of the family that he had died of a \"massive internal fart.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5520,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 4','I was performing a complete physical, including the visual acuity test. I placed the patient twenty feet from the chart and began, \"Cover your right eye with your hand.\" He read the 20/20 line perfectly. \"Now your left.\" Again, a flawless read. \"Now both,\" I requested. There was silence. He couldn\'t even read the large E on the top line. I turned and discovered that he had done exactly what I had asked; he was standing there with both his eyes covered. I was laughing too hard to finish the exam.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5521,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 5','While acquainting myself with a new elderly patient, I asked, \"How long have you been bedridden?\" After a look of complete confusion she answered... \"Why, not for about twenty years - when my husband was alive.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5522,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 6','I was caring for a woman and asked, \"So how\'s your breakfast this morning?\" \"It\'s very good, except for the Kentucky Jelly. I can\'t seem to get used to the taste\" the patient replied. I then asked to see the jelly and the woman produced a foil packet labeled \"KY Jelly.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5523,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 7','A nurse was on duty in the Emergency Room, when a young woman with purple hair styled into a punk rocker Mohawk, sporting a variety of tattoos, and wearing strange clothing, entered. It was quickly determined that the patient had acute appendicitis, so she was scheduled for immediate surgery. When she was completely disrobed on the operating table, the staff noticed that her pubic hair had been dyed green, and above it there was a tattoo that read, \"Keep off the grass.\" Once the surgery was completed, the surgeon wrote a short note on the patient\'s dressing, which said, \"Sorry, had to mow the lawn.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5524,'Doctor Jokes','Doctor\'s Notes 8','A new, young MD doing his residency in OB was quite embarrassed performing female pelvic exams. To cover his embarrassment he had unconsciously formed a habit of whistling softly. The middle-aged lady upon whom he was performing this exam suddenly burst out laughing and further embarrassed him. He looked up from his work and sheepishly said, \"I\'m sorry. Was I tickling you?\" She replied, \"No doctor, but the song you were whistling was, I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Wiener\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5525,'Free Jokes','The student and the teacher','This little boy was at school one day and had to use the bathroom really bad. So he raised his hand and told the teacher he had to use the bathroom really bad. She said ok well let me hear your ABC\'S first so he started saying them\" A,B,C,D,E,F,G,H,I,J,K,L,M,N,O,,Q,R,S,T,U,V,W,X,Y and Z and the teacher said that\'s great but where\'s the P at he said it\'s running down my leg!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5526,'Free Jokes','Blind Pilots','Passengers on a small commuter plane are waiting for the flight to leave. The entrance opens, and two men walk up the aisle, dressed in pilots\' uniforms--both are wearing dark glasses, one is using a seeing-eye dog, and the other is tapping his way up the aisle with a cane. Nervous laughter spreads through the cabin; but the men enter the cockpit, the door closes, and the engines start up. The passengers begin glancing nervously around, searching for some sign that this just a little practical joke. None is forthcoming. The plane moves faster and faster down the runway, and people at the windows realize that they\'re headed straight for the water at the edge of the airport territory. As it begins to look as though the plane will never take off, that it will plow into the water, panicked screams fill the cabin--but at that moment, the plane lifts smoothly into the air. The passengers relax and laugh a little sheepishly, and soon they have all retreated into their magazines, secure in the knowledge that the plane is in good hands. Up in the cockpit, the copilot turns to the pilot and says, \"You know, Bob, one of these days, they\'re going to scream too late, and we\'re all gonna die. . .\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5527,'Free Jokes','Fire Truck','A fireman is at the station house working outside on the fire truck when he notices a little girl next door. The little girl is in a little red wagon with little ladders hung off the side. She is wearing a fireman\'s hat and has the wagon tied to a dog. The fireman says \"Hey little girl. What are you doing?\" The little girl says \"I\'m pretending to be a fireman and this is my fire truck!\" The fireman walks over to take a closer look. \"Little girl that sure is a nice fire truck!\" the fireman says. \"Thanks mister\" says the little girl. The fireman looks a little closer and notices the little girl has tied the dog to the wagon by its testicles. \"Little girl\", says the fireman, \"I don\'t want to tell you how to run your fire truck, but if you were to tie that rope around the dog\'s neck I think you could go faster.\" The little girl says, \"You\'re probably right mister, but then I wouldn\'t have a siren!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5528,'Free Jokes','Mirror cross the road','Why did the mirror cross the road?To see itself!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5529,'Funny Jokes','Today is my daughter\'s 18th birthday...','I\'m so glad that this is my last child support payment. Month after month, year after year, those payments! So I called my baby girl, Kareesha, to come over to my house, and when she got there, I said to her, \"Baby girl, I want you to take this last check over to your mother\'s house and tell her that this is the last check she\'s ever going to get from me, and I want you to come back and tell me the expression that\'s on her face.\" So my baby girl took the check over to her. I was really anxious to hear what she had to say and what she looked like.. As my baby girl walked through the door, I said, \"Now what did she have to say?\" \"She told me to tell you that you ain\'t my daddy, and to watch the expression on your face.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5530,'Funny Jokes','Underwear is Important!','Always wear clean underwear in public, especially when working under you vehicle... From the NORTHWEST FLORIDA Daily News comes this story of a Crestview couple who drove their car to Wal-Mart, only to have their car break down in the parking lot. The man told his wife to carry on with the shopping while he fixed the car in the lot. The wife returned later to see a small group of people near the car. On closer inspection, she saw a pair of male legs protruding from under the chassis. Although the man was in shorts, his lack of underpants turned private parts into glaringly public ones. Unable to stand the embarrassment, she dutifully stepped forward, quickly put her hand UP his shorts, and tucked everything back into place. On regaining her feet, she looked across the hood and found herself staring at her husband who was standing idly by. The mechanic, however, had to have three stitches in his forehead.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5531,'Funny Jokes','Top 10 Reasons Why Hurricane Season is Like Christmas','Top Ten Reasons Hurricane Season is Like Christmas 10. Decorating the house (boarding up windows) 9. Dragging out boxes that haven\'t been used since last season (campinggear, flashlights) 8. Last minute shopping in crowded stores 7. Regular TV shows pre-empted for \"specials\" 6. Family coming to stay with you 5. Family and friends from out-of-state calling 4. Buying food you don\'t normally buy ... and in large quantities 3. Days off from work 2. Candles And the number one reason Hurricane Season is like Christmas ... 1. At some point you know you\'re going to have a tree in your house!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5532,'Funny Jokes','How to Get A Good Night Sleep','By the time Dave pulled into the small town every hotel room was taken. He finally pulled up to the very last hotel and went into the office. \"You\'ve got to have a room somewhere\" he pleaded.\" -- Or just a bed - I don\'t care where.\" \"Well, I do have a double room with one occupant,\" admitted the manager,\" and he might be glad to split the cost. But to tell you the truth, he snores so loudly that people in adjoining rooms have complained in the past. I\'m not sure it\'d be worth it to you.\" \"No problem,\" the tired travelers assured him. \"I\'ll take it.\" The next morning Dave came down to breakfast bright-eyed and bushy tailed. \"How\'d you sleep?\" asked the manager. \"Never better.\" The manager was impressed. \"No problem with the other guy snoring, then?\" \"Nope, I shut him up in no time\" said Dave. \"How\'d you manage that?\" asked the manager. \"He was already in bed, snoring away, when I came in the room,\" Dave explained.\" I went over, gave him a kiss on the cheek, said, \'Goodnight, beautiful,\' and he sat up all night watching me.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5533,'Funny Jokes','Welfare','A guy walks into the local welfare office, marches straight up to the counter and says, \"Hi . . You know, I just HATE drawing welfare I\'d really rather have a job.\" The social worker behind the counter says, \"Your timing is excellent. We just got a job opening from a very wealthy old man who wants a chauffeur / bodyguard for his 18-year-old nymphomaniac daughter. You\'ll have to drive around in his Mercedes, and he\'ll supply all of your clothes. Because of the long hours, meals will be provided. You\'ll be expected to escort her on her overseas holiday trips. You\'ll have an adjoining room. The starting salary is $200,000 a year.\" The guy says, \"You\'re bullshitting me!\" The social worker says, \"Yeah, well, you started it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5534,'Funny Jokes','Do you like my new jacket?','Do you like my new jacket?It\'s great. Shame your body doesn\'t suit it, though.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5535,'Funny Jokes','never forget a face','I never forget a face!But in your case I\'ll make an exception!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5536,'Funny Jokes','face like a million dollars','You\'ve a face like a million dollars.All green and wrinkled!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5537,'Funny Jokes','trip from beauty parlor','I\'ve just come back from the beauty parlor!What a pity it was closed!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5538,'Funny Jokes','pretty little head','She has a pretty little head-- for a head, it\'s pretty little.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5539,'Funny Jokes','yesterday\'s coffee','She\'s like yesterday\'s coffee -- a little weak in the bean.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5540,'Funny Jokes','own mind','He says he has a mind of his own. He\'s welcome to it-- who else would want it?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5541,'Funny Jokes','bone specialist','He should study to be a bone specialist -- he has the head for it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5542,'Funny Jokes','his mind','He has one of those mighty minds -- mighty empty. He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light',0,0,0,'Active'),(5543,'Funny Jokes','insults part 1','He has a one-track mind, and the traffic on it is very light. He paid $500 to have his family tree searched, and found out he was the sap. There are times he has something on his mind -- he wears a hat occasionally. His neck reminds you of a typewriter -- Underwood. The only time he thinks is in a poolroom, where he can rack his brains. If you want the real dope about anything, go to the real dope -- HIM! He bought a topless bathing suit for his half-sister. A traffic judge asked him, \"Have you ever been up before me?\" And he said, \"I don\'t know, what time do you get up?\" Once he saw an old woman fall down, but didn\'t help her up. His mother warned him against having anything to do with fallen women. He\'s never bought Christmas seals --says he wouldn\'t know what to feed them. He carried a double-barreled gun to the ball game, because he heard the Lions were playing the Tigers. He called it quits when his fourth child was born, because he read that every fifth child born is Chinese! He won\'t let his daughter go to college because he heard that the students have to show their professors their thesis. The first time he heard about the Boston Tea Party, he asked who the caterer was. When a beggar asked him, \"Do you have a quarter for a sandwich?\" he said \"Let\'s see the sandwich.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5544,'Funny Jokes','insults part 2','He\'s so dumb, he thinks the Kentucky Derby is a hat. He\'s never slept with his wife. He says it isn\'t honorable to sleep with a married woman. He\'s so dumb, he thinks the English Channel is a British T.V. station. He\'s so dumb, he thinks the St. Louis Cardinals are appointed by the Pope. He lost his dog, but he won\'t put an ad in the newspaper. He says it\'s no use -- his dog can\'t read. He still hasn\'t bought an electric toothbrush. He doesn\'t know if his teeth are AC or DC. He jumped off the bus backwards when he heard someone say, \"Let\'s grab his seat when he gets off.\" He heard that a man gets hit by an automobile every twenty minutes. He said, \"What a glutton for punishment, that guy!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5545,'Funny Jokes','Fireplace','You\'re so poor that when I went to your house I stepped on a match and your mom said, \"Oh! who turned off the fireplace\"!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5546,'Funny Jokes','family vehicle','your family is so poor.......... the family vehicle is a skateboard.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5547,'Funny Jokes','What\'s that thing on your Neck?','Oh my God!!! What\'s that big ugly thing on your neck?! Oh, it\'s just your head.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5548,'Funny Jokes','Whoa! Shut your mouth!!!','Your breath is so bad that when you talk your teeth duck.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5549,'Funny Jokes','you are so stupid...','You are so stupid that you flunked special-ed',0,0,0,'Active'),(5550,'Funny Jokes','Moving','I saw a garbage truck driving yesterday. You never told me you were moving.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5551,'Funny Jokes','Your Family Is So Poor','Your family is so poor, when I went to your house I stepped on a cigarette and your Daddy shouted, ?Hey, who turned off the heater!?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5552,'Funny Jokes','Your Dad\'s Like Cement','You dad\'s like cement, it takes him two days to get hard!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5553,'Funny Jokes','Knock, Knock... George Washington','Knock, knock! Who\'s there? George Washington! George Washington who? George Washington who? Didn\'t you learn anything in history class?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5554,'Funny Jokes','Yo Family Is So Poor...','Yo family is so poor that when I went inside your house I accidentally stepped on a roachand your whole family came out singing, \"Clap your hands, stomp your feet, thank the Lord that we got meat!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5555,'Funny Jokes','You\'re so stupid... Police','You\'re so stupid that when police tell you that you broke the speed limit, you offer to fix it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5556,'Funny Jokes','grammar correction','A girl from Oklahoma and a girl from Wisconsin were seated side by side on a plane.The girl from Oklahoma, being friendly and all said, \"So, where y\'all from?\" The Wisconsin girl said, \"From a place where they know better than to use a preposition at the end of a sentence.\" The girl from Oklahoma sat quietly for a few moments and then replied, \"So, where y\'all from, bitch?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5557,'Golf Jokes','Church Sunday','Two Men were leaving church on a bright Sunday morning. \"You know,\" said the first friend, \"I can always tell who the golfers are in church.\"\"How\'s that?\" asked his friend.\"It\'s easy,\" he said. \"Just look at who is praying with an interlocking grip.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5558,'Golf Jokes','The Politically Correct Country Club','Did you hear about the local country club that was determined to be politcally correct?Instead of saying the golfers have handicaps, they say they\'re stroke-challenged!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5559,'Golf Jokes','LOFT','Three duffers were out golfing with the club pro one day. The first duffer teed off and hit a dribbler about 60 yards. He turned to the pro and asked, \"What did I do wrong?\"The pro replied, \"Loft.\"The next golfer teed off and duck hooked the ball into the woods. He asked the pro the same question.The pro again answered, \"Loft.\"The third teed off and sliced into a pond. He too asked the pro, \"What did I do wrong?\"Again, \"Loft.\"As they were walking down the fairway, the first duffer finally spoke up to the pro.\"All three of us hit completely different tee shots and yet when we asked you what we did wrong, you gave the same exact answer every time. So what does Loft mean?\"The pro shook his head and said, \"Lack of Friggin\' Talent!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5560,'Golf Jokes','Definitions','Amateur golfer: someone who addresses the ball twice: once before swinging and once again after swinging.Oxymoron: an easy par three.A hack: when your divot flies further than your ball.Bad golfer: someone who can take strokes off his game only with an eraser.Duffer: the only guy in the world who has an unplayable lie when he tees up.Mexican hat dance: lots of spike marks around the hole.In jail: deep in the trees with no shot out.Worm burner: a shot going a long way on the ground.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5561,'Golf Jokes','The Golfer vs. The Fisherman','Q: What\'s the difference between a golfer and a fisherman?A: When a golfer lies he doesn\'t have to bring anything home to prove it!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5562,'Golf Jokes','Four worst words','Q: What are the four worst words you could hear during a round of golf?A: It\'s still your turn!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5563,'Lawyer Jokes','Disorder in the Court!','These are from a book called Disorder in the American Courts, and are things people actually said in court, word for word, taken down and now published by court reporters who had the torment of staying calm while these exchanges were actually taking place. Q: Are you sexually active? A: No, I just lie there. __________________________________ Q: What is your date of birth? A: July 15th. Q: What year? A: Every year. __________________________________ Q: What gear were you in at the moment of the impact? A: Gucci sweats and Reeboks. ________________________________________________ Q: This myasthenia gravis, does it affect your memory at all? A: Yes. Q: And in what ways does it affect your memory? A: I forget. Q: You forget? Can you give us an example of something that you\'ve forgotten? _____________________________________ Q: How old is your son, the one living with you? A: Thirty-eight or thirty-five, I can\'t remember which. Q: How long has he lived with you? A: Forty-five years. ______________________________________ Q: What was the first thing your husband said to you when he woke up that morning? A: He said, \"Where am I, Cathy?\" Q: And why did that upset you? A: My name is Susan. ______________________________________ Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in voodoo or the occult? A: We both do. Q: Voodoo? A: We do. Q: You do? A: Yes, voodoo. __________________________________ Q: Now doctor, isn\'t it true that when a person dies in his sleep, he doesn\'t know about it until the next morning? A: Did you actually pass the bar exam? __________________________________ Q: The youngest son, the twenty-year-old, how old is he? __________________________________ Q: Were you present when your picture was taken? __________________________________ Q: So the date of conception (of the baby) was August 8th? A: Yes. Q: And what were you doing at that time? __________________________________ Q: She had three children, right? A: Yes. Q: How many were boys? A: None. Q: Were there any girls? __________________________________ Q: How was your first marriage terminated? A: By death. Q: And by whose death was it terminated? ______________________________________ Q: Can you describe the individual? A: He was about medium height and had a beard. Q: Was this a male, or a female? __________________________________ Q: Is your appearance here this morning pursuant to a deposition notice which I sent to your attorney? A: No, this is how I dress when I go to work. ______________________________________ Q: Doctor, how many autopsies have you performed on dead people? A: All my autopsies are performed on dead people. __________________________________ Q: ALL your responses MUST be oral, OK? What school did you go to? A: Oral. __________________________________ Q: Do you recall the time that you examined the body? A: The autopsy started around 8:30 p.m. Q: And Mr. Dennington was dead at the time? A: No, he was sitting on the table wondering why I was doing an autopsy. __________________________________ Q: Are you qualified to give a urine sample? __________________________________ Q: Doctor, before you performed the autopsy, did you check for a pulse? A: No. Q: Did you check for blood pressure? A: No. Q: Did you check for breathing? A: No. Q: So, then it is possible that the patient was alive when you began the autopsy? A: No. Q: How can you be so sure, Doctor? A: Because his brain was sitting on my desk in a jar. Q: But could the patient have still been alive, nevertheless? A: Yes, it is possible that he could have been alive and practicing law somewhere.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5564,'Lawyer Jokes','A man and his Alligator','A man and his alligator walk into a bar and the man asks, \"Does this bar serve lawyers?\"\"Of course we do,\" replied the bartender.\"Great,\" said the man, \"I\'d like a beer... and give me a lawyer for my gator.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5565,'Lawyer Jokes','My dad\'s a Lawyer','Two small boys, not yet old enough to be in school, were overheard talking at the zoo one day. \"My name is Billy. What\'s yours?\" asked the first boy. \"Tommy,\" replied the second. \"My Daddy\'s an accountant. What does your Daddy do for a living?\" asked Billy. Tommy replied, \"My Daddy\'s a lawyer.\" \"Honest?\" asked Billy. \"No, just the regular kind\", replied Tommy.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5566,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer in a car wreck','One day, there was this lawyer who had just bought a new car, and he was eager to show it off to his colleagues, when all of a sudden an eighteen wheeler came out of nowhere and took of the driver\'s side door with him standing right there. \"NOOO!\" he screamed, because he knew that no matter how good a mechanic tried to fix it, it never would be the same. Finally, a cop came by, and the lawyer ran up to him yelling, \"MY JAGUAR DOOR WAS JUST RUINED BY SOME FOOLISH DRIVER!!!\" he exclaimed.\"You\'re a lawyer aren\'t you?\" asked the policeman. \"Yes, I am, but what does this have to do with my car?!?!\" the lawyer asked.\"HA! You lawyers are always so materialistic. All you care about is your possessions. I bet you didn\'t even notice that your left arm is missing did you?\" the cop said. The lawyer looked down at his side and exclaimed, \"MY ROLEX!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5567,'Lawyer Jokes','Old dying lawyer','A stingy old lawyer was on his deathbed. He instructed his wife to fill two large pillowcases with money thinking he could pick them up on his way to heaven. Several weeks after his funeral the widow found two pillowcases full of cash in the attic. \"The old fool,\" she thought, \"I knew I should have left them in the basement!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5568,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyers and sperm','What do a lawyer and sperm have in common?They both have a one in a million chance of being human.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5569,'Lawyer Jokes','5000 dead lawyers','What do you call 5000 dead lawyers at the bottom of the ocean?A good start!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5570,'Lawyer Jokes','dying woman needs brain','A woman diagnosed as having a brain tumor was told by her doctor that she would need the transplant of a one-pound brain. The doctor then asked, \"What type of brain do you want?\" \"What type?\" the woman asked. \"Yes,\" replied the doctor. \"There is a substantial difference in price. For example, a one-pound brain of a surgeon costs $60,000, while you can get a one-pound brain of a nuclear physicist for $50,000, and so on. \"Can you give me a one-pound lawyer\'s brain? Ever since I was a little girl I\'ve dreamed of being a trial attorney.\" \"That\'s $250,000,\" the doctor replied. \"Why so much?\" the woman asked. \"That\'s over four times what a surgeon\'s brain costs.\" \"Do you have any idea how many lawyers it takes to produce a pound of brain?\" the doctor replied.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5571,'Lawyer Jokes','Dead lawyer\'s grave','A woman and her little girl were visiting the grave of the little girl\'s grandmother. On their way through the cemetery back to the car, the little girl asked, \"Mommy, do they ever bury two people in the same grave?\" \"Of course not, dear.\" replied the mother, \"Why would you think that?\" \"The tombstone back there said, \'Here lies a lawyer and an honest man.\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5572,'Lawyer Jokes','billy\'s father is a lawyer','A grade school teacher was asking students what their parents did for a living. \"Tim, you be first,\" she said. \"What does your mother do all day?\" Tim stood up and proudly said, \"She\'s a doctor.\" \"That\'s wonderful. How about you, Amie?\" Amie shyly stood up, scuffed her feet and said, \"My father is a mailman.\" \"Thank you, Amie,\" said the teacher. \"What about your father, Billy?\" Billy proudly stood up and announced, \"My daddy plays piano in a whorehouse.\" The teacher was aghast and promptly changed the subject to geography. Later that day she went to Billy\'s house and rang the bell. Billy\'s father answered the door. The teacher explained what his son had said and asked if there might be some logical explanation. Billy\'s father said, \"I\'m actually an attorney. But how can I explain a thing like that to a seven-year-old?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5573,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer vs Physician','A lawyer and a physician had a dispute over precedence.They referred it to Diogenes, who gave it in favor of the lawyer as follows:\"Let the thief go first, and the executioner follow.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5574,'Lawyer Jokes','a thief and his lawyer','Carlson was charged with stealing a Mercedes Benz, and after a long trial, the jury acquitted him. Later that day Carlson came back to the judge who had presided at the hearing.\"Your honor,\" he said, \"I wanna get out a warrant for that dirty lawyer of mine.\"\"Why ?\" asked the judge. \"He won your acquittal. What do you want to have him arrested for?\"\"Well, your honor,\" replied Carlson, \"I didn\'t have the money to pay his fee, so he went and took the car I stole.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5575,'Lawyer Jokes','half of everything','Three guys are walking in an abandoned warehouse. They find a genie bottle. They decide to rub it.A genie pops out. He says, \"I will grant you each one wish, but there\'s a catch. Whatever you wish for, a lawyer will get 2 times more than that.\"The first guy says, \"I want a million dollars.\" The genie says, \"Are you sure?\" He says yes. *poof* The guy has one million dollars, and a lawyer gets two million.The second guy says \"I want a new car.\" The genie says, \"A lawyer is getting two new cars then.\" The guy says, \"Oh well. I want my car.\" *poof* He has a new porche.The third guy says, \"I want to be beaten half to death.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5576,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer Means...','What\'s the definition of lawyer? The larval form of a politician.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5577,'Lawyer Jokes','Have a Drink','Middle of the night, middle of nowhere, two cars both slightly cross over the white line in the center of the road.They collide and a fair amount of damage is done, although neither is hurt.It\'s impossible to assess blame for the accident on either however. They both get out. One is a doctor, one is a lawyer.The lawyer calls the police on his car phone; they\'ll be there in 20 minutes.It\'s cold and damp, and both men are shaken up. The lawyer offers the doctor a drink of brandy from his hip flask, the doctor accepts, drinks and hands it back to the lawyer, who puts it away.\"Aren\'t you going to have a drink?\" the doctor asked.\"AFTER the police get here,\" replies the lawyer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5578,'Lawyer Jokes','Two lawyers walking through the woods','Two lawyers walking through the woods spotted a vicious-looking bear. The first lawyer immediately opened his briefcase, pulled out a pair of sneakers and started putting them on.The second lawyer looked at him and said, \"Are you crazy? You\'ll never be able to outrun that bear!\"\"I don\'t have to,\" the first lawyer replied. \"I only have to outrun you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5579,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer Statue','One day, a guy went into a store, just browsing.He suddenly saw a statue of a rat made of bronze, and thought that it was interesting. He decided to buy it, and so he did.The guy walked out of the store, carrying the statue in his arms. Suddenly some rats started following him.He shrugged it off, and continued on his way.As he walked along, more and more rats started following him, until all the rats in the city were behind him.He suddenly realized that it was the statue that was doing this.He headed towards the bay that resided next to the city, and threw the statue in. The rats followed, not caring about their immediate deaths.The guy ran back to the store, and when he reached it, the store owner said, \"No refunds\". The guy shook his head, and said, \"No, no, I was wondering if you had any statues like the one I bought, only, shaped like a lawyer.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5580,'Lawyer Jokes','The Godfather','The Godfather, accompanied by his attorney, walked into a room to meet with his accountant.The Godfather asked the accountant, \"Where\'s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?\"The accountant didn\'t answer.The Godfather asked again, \"Where\'s the three million bucks you embezzled from me?\"The attorney interrupted, \"Sir, the man is a deaf-mute and cannot understand you, but I can interpret for you.\"The Godfather said, \"Well, ask him where the @#!* money is.\"The attorney, using sign language, asked the accountant where the three million dollars was.The accountant signed back, \"I don\'t know what you\'re talking about.\"The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, \"He doesn\'t know what you\'re talking about.\"The Godfather pulled out a pistol, put it to the temple of the accountant, cocked the trigger and said, \"Ask him again where the @#!* money is!\"The attorney signed to the accountant, \"He wants to know where it is!\"The accountant signed back, \"Okay! Okay! The money\'s hidden in a suitcase behind the shed in my backyard!\"The Godfather asked, \"Well, what did he say?\"The attorney interpreted to the Godfather, \"He said that you don\'t have the guts to pull the trigger.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5581,'Lawyer Jokes','Cement','Q: What do u have when their is a lawyer up to his neck in cement?A: not enough cement',0,0,0,'Active'),(5582,'Lawyer Jokes','Catfish vs. Lawyer','Q: What\'s the difference between a catfish and a lawyer?A: Ones a gross dirty slimy scum-sucking bottom-feeder, and ones a fish...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5583,'Lawyer Jokes','Attack Dog','A man wanted a big, verocious dog to protect his business, so he visited a kennel that specialized in attack dogs. The man explained to the kennel owner that he wanted the biggest, meanest, most vicious dog in the kennel, and the owner offered to take the man on a tour of the premises.After they had been walking for a few minutes, they came upon a large dog. He was snarling loudly and biting and clawing at the cage.\"He looks like he\'d be a pretty good attack dog,\" said the buyer.\"Well, he\'s not bad,\" replied the owner, \"but I have something better in mind for you.\"They continued walking around the premises, and after a while they found an even larger, meaner dog than the first. He snarled at the two men and tried to bite them through the wire on his cage.\"Ah,\" said the buyer, \"This must be the dog you were referring to earlier.\"\"Well, no.\" said the owner. \"I have something better in mind for you.\"The men continued their tour. Eventually, they came upon a fairly large dog that was lying quietly on his side, licking his butt. He did not seem to notice as the men approached.\"This is the dog I had in mind for you,\" said the owner.The buyer was flabbergasted. \"You\'re joking!\" he exclaimed.\"This dog seems quite tame; he doesn\'t act at all like an attack dog at all. Hell, he\'s just lying there, licking his butt!\"\"I know, I know,\" said the owner. \"But you see, he just ate a lawyer, and he\'s trying to get the taste out of his mouth.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5584,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer Sky Diving','What do you call a sky-diving club for lawyers?Skeet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5585,'Lawyer Jokes','So cold','It was so cold last week I saw a Lawyer with his hands in his own pockets !',0,0,0,'Active'),(5586,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer\'s Birthday Gift','What do you get a lawyer for his birthday?Briefs!! ha!ha!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5587,'Lawyer Jokes','Can\'t take it with you','Four life-long friends, a doctor, lawyer, professor, and a businessman, belonging to the same exclusive club had made a pact. When one dies, they agreed, the others will lay $5,000 each on his coffin so he\'ll have some spending money in the after life. Well, one day the professor passes away. At his funeral the three friends took turns going up to the coffin and paying their respects. The doctor was first, laying 50 $100 bills inside the casket. Next was the businessman, tearfully placing his $5,000 cash next to his deceased friend. Then the lawyer approached the coffin ..... wrote out a check for $15,000 ... laid it in the casket, and picked up the 10 grand in cash.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5588,'Lawyer Jokes','Lawyer, police man, doctor','3 dudes die a lawyer, police man, and a doctorat the pearly gates the police man walks up 2 saint peter and says \"I have put criminals away and stopped many crimes like murder, can I getinto heaven?\"Saint Peter: \"um sorry we\'re sorta having a party so no\"the doctor walks up 2 saint peter and says\"I have saved many lives and helped people feel better, can I get into heaven?\"Saint Peter: \"nope we\'re kinda busy right now\"the lawyer walks up and says \"I\'ve sued many people, can I get into heaven?\"Saint Peter: \"sure come on in! join the party!\"the police man and the doctor walk up to saint peter and ask \"why\'d he get in and not us?\"Saint Peter: \"we dont get many of his kind around here.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5589,'Lawyer Jokes','Brain Store','A man went to a brain store to get some brain to complete a study. He sees a sign remarking on the quality of professional brain offerred at this particular brain store. He begins to question the butcher about the cost of these brains.\"How much does it cost for engineer brain?\"\"Three dollars an ounce.\"\"How much does it cost for programmer brain?\"\"Four dollars an ounce.\"\"How much for lawyer brain?\"\"$1,000 an ounce.\"\"Why is lawyer brain so much more?\"\"Do you know how many lawyers we had to kill to get one ounce of brain?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5590,'Lawyer Jokes','How Lawyers Do It','Lawyers do it with appeal.Lawyers do it confidentially.Lawyers do it on a trial basis.Lawyers do it until justice prevails.Lawyers do it as long as you can pay them.Lawyers do it unless it is prohibited by law.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5591,'Men Jokes','82 year old man','An 82 year old man marries an 18 year old woman, she becomes pregnant. The 82 year old man goes to the Dr. to see what the DR had to say about the wife being pregnant. The DR. said let me tell you a story about this 82 year old man I know, This man went hunting every hunting season his whole life, never missed an event. One year he got ready to go hunting and grabbed an umbrella instead of his gun. He got to the beaver pond and saw a bever pulled up the umbrella and said pow pow and the beaver fell over dead. The Dr. asked the 82 year old patient what he thought happened to the beaver and the patient said I think someone else shot the beaver.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5592,'Men Jokes','If Men made the Rules','1. Anything we said six or eight months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after seven days. 2. If you don\'t want to dress like Victoria\'s Secret, girls, don\'t expect us to act like soap opera guys. 3. If we say something that can be interpreted in two ways, and one of the ways makes you sad orangry, we meant the other way.4. It is in neither your best interest or ours to make us take those stupid Cosmo quizzes together. 5. Let us ogle. If we don\'t look at other women how can we know how pretty you are? 6. Don\'t rub the lamp if you don\'t want the genie to come out. 7. You can either ask us to do something OR tell us how you want it done - not both.8. Whenever possible, please say whatever you have to say during commercials.9. Christopher Columbus didn\'t need directions and neither do we. 10. Women who wear Wonder bras and low-cut blouses lose their right to complain about having their boobs stared at.11. When we\'re turning the wheel and the car is nosing onto the off ramp, you saying \"This is our exit\" is not necessary.12. Don\'t fake it. We\'d rather be ineffective than deceived.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5593,'Men Jokes','The 2 P\'s','What\'s the difference between a penis and a prick?A penis gives hours of fun, and a prick owns the penis.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5594,'Men Jokes','Women vs. Dogs','Q: What\'s the difference between a dog barking on the front porch and a woman hollering on the back porch?A: If you let them both inside, the dog will stop barking.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5595,'Men Jokes','New scientific element : MAN','Element Name: MANSymbol: XYAtomic Weight: (180 +/- 50)Physical properties: Solid at room temperature, but gets bent out of shape easily. Fairly dense and sometimes flaky. Difficult to find a pure sample. Due to rust, aging. Samples are unable to conduct electricity as easily as young samples.Chemical properties: Attempts to bond with WO any chance it can get. Also tends to form strong bonds with itself. Becomes explosive when mixed with Kd (Element: Child) for prolonged period of time. Neutralize by dousing with alcohol.Usage: None known. Possibly good methane source. Good samples are able to produce large quantities on command.Caution: In the absence of WO, this element rapidly decomposes and begins to smell.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5596,'Men Jokes','Ears lookin at you!','A man with no ears is trying to find a new reporter for their news show. The first candidate walks in, and the boss says, \"This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is one thing you notice about me?\" The guy says, \"Well damn! You got no ears man!\" So the boss yells, \"Get out!\" The second candidate comes in, and the boss says, \"This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What is something you notice about me?\" The guy says, \"That\'s easy, you got no ears!\" So the boss says, \"Get out!\" As the second candidate leaves he sees the third candidate about to go in and says, \"The boss has no ears so don\'t say anything about them, cause he is really sensitive about it.\" So the third candidate goes in and the boss says, \"This job requires you to notice a lot of details. What do you notice about me?\" The guy says, \"Your wearing contacts!\"And the boss says, \"Yeah, how did you know?\" So the guy replies, \"Well darn, you can\'t wear glasses cause you ain\'t got no ears.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5597,'Men Jokes','About last night','After the annual office Christmas party blow-out, John woke up with a pounding headache, cotton-mouthed, and utterly unable to recall the events of the preceding evening.After a trip to the bathroom he was able to make his way downstairs, where his wife put some coffee in front of him. \"Louise,\" he moaned, \"Tell me what went on last night. Was it as bad as I think?\"\"Even worse,\" she assured him in her most scornful tone. \"You made a complete ass of yourself. You succeeded in antagonizing the entire board of directors, and insulted the chairman of the company to his face.\" \"He\'s an arrogant, self-important prick, piss on him!\" \"You did. All over his suit,\" Louise informed him. \"And he fired you.\" \"Well, screw him,\" said John. \"I did, said Louise, \"You\'re back at work on Monday.\"',3,0,0,'Active'),(5598,'Men Jokes','Men and blondes','Why do men prefer blondes? Men always like intellectual company.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5599,'Men Jokes','Men at 35..','A woman of 35 thinks of having children. What does a man of 35 think of? Dating children.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5600,'Men Jokes','Black widow spiders','Why do black widow spiders kill their males after mating? To stop the snoring before it starts.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5601,'Men Jokes','men chasing women','Why do men chase women they have no intention of marrying? For the same reason dogs chase cars they have no intention of driving.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5602,'Men Jokes','what men hear when women speak','What a woman says: \"This place is a mess C\'mon, you and I need to clean up. Your stuff is lying on the floor, and you\'ll have no clothes to wear, if we don\'t do laundry right now!\"What a man hears: blah, blah, blah, blah, C\'mon blah, blah, blah, blah, you and I blah, blah, blah, blah, on the floor blah, blah, blah, blah, no clothes blah, blah, blah, blah, right now !',0,0,0,'Active'),(5603,'Men Jokes','why','Why do only 10% of men go to heaven?Because if they all went it would be hell!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5604,'Men Jokes','50-50 relationship','What do men consider a 50-50 relationship?We cook, they eat! We clean, they dirty! We iron, they wrinkle!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5605,'Men Jokes','blonde','Why are dumb blonde jokes only one liners?So men can understand them!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5606,'Men Jokes','sperm','Why does it take 100 sperm to fertilize 1 egg?Because men won\'t stop for directions!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5607,'Men Jokes','Men say the smartest things when...','Men say the smartest things when they start the sentence with \"A woman once told me...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5608,'Men Jokes','Sewage, Oh no','When a man attempted to siphon gasoline from a motor home parked on a Seattle street, he got much more than he bargained for.Police arrived at the scene to find an ill man curled up next to a motor home near spilled sewage.A police spokesman said that the man admitted to trying to steal gasoline and plugged his hose into the motor home\'s sewage tank by mistake.The owner of the vehicle declined to press charges, saying that it was thebest laugh he\'d ever had.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5609,'Men Jokes','60 Things Not to Say to a Naked Guy','1. I\'ve smoked fatter joints than that. 2. Ahh, it\'s cute. 3. Who circumcised you? 4. Why don\'t we just cuddle? 5. You know they have surgery to fix that. 6. It\'s more fun to look at. 7. Make it dance. 8. You know, there\'s a tower in Italy like that. 9. Can I paint a smiley face on that? 10. It looks like a night crawler. 11. Wow, and your feet are so big. 12. My last boyfriend was 4\'\' bigger. 13. It\'s ok, we\'ll work around it. 14. Is this a mild or a spicy Slim Jim? 15. Eww, there\'s an inch worm on your thigh. 16. Will it squeak if I squeeze it? 17. Oh no, a flash headache. 18. (giggle and point) 19. Can I be honest with you? 20. My 8-year-old brother has one like that. 21. Let me go get my tweezers. 22. How sweet, you brought incense. 23. This explains your car. 24. You must be a growing boy. 25. Maybe if we water it, it\'ll grow. 26. Thanks, I needed a toothpick. 27. Are you one of those pygmies? 28. Have you ever thought of working in a sideshow? 29. Every heard of clearasil? 30. All right, a treasure hunt! 31. I didn\'t know they came that small. 32. Why is God punishing you? 33. At least this won\'t take long. 34. I never saw one like that before. 35. What do you call this? 36. But it still works, right? 37. Damn, I hate baby-sitting. 38. It looks so unused. 39. Do you take steroids? 40. I hear excessive masturbation shrinks it. 41. Maybe it looks better in natural light. 42. Why don\'t we skip right to the cigarettes? 43. Oh, I didn\'t know you were in an accident. 44. Did you date Lorena Bobbitt? 45. Aww, it\'s hiding. 46. Are you cold? 47. If you get me real drunk first. 48. Is that an optical illusion? 49. What is that? 50. I\'ll go get the ketchup for your french fry. 51. Were you neutered? 52. It\'s a good thing you have so many other talents. 53. Does it come with an air pump? 54. So this is why you\'re supposed to judge people on personality. 55. Where are the puppet strings? 56. Your big gun is more like a BB gun. 57. Look, it fits my Barbie clothes. 58. Never mind, why bother. 59. Is that a second belly button? 60. Where\'s the rest of it?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5610,'Men Jokes','Men Are Like Toilets..','Men are like toilets -- either they\'re taken, or full of crap!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5611,'Men Jokes','Men Don\'t Like Safe Sex','What is a man\'s idea of safe sex? A padded headboard.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5612,'Men Jokes','Computer Diagnosis','One day Bill complained to his friend that his elbow really hurt. His friend suggested that he go to a computer at the drug store that can diagnose anything quicker and cheaper than a doctor. \"Simply put in a sample of your urine and the computer will diagnose your problem and tell you what you can do about it. It only costs $10.\" Bill figured he had nothing to lose, so he filled a jar with a urine sample and went to the drug store. Finding the computer, he poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer started making some noise and various lights started flashing.After a brief pause out popped a small slip of paper on which was printed: \"You have tennis elbow. Soak your arm in warm water. Avoid heavy lifting. It will be better in two weeks.\" Later that evening while thinking how amazing this new technology was and how it would change medical science forever, he began to wonder if this machine could be fooled. He mixed together some tap water, a stool sample from his dog and urine samples from his wife and daughter. To top it off, he masturbated into the concoction. He went back to the drug store, located the machine, poured in the sample and deposited the $10. The computer again made the usual noise and printed out the following message: \"Your tap water is too hard. Get a water softener. Your dog has worms. Get him vitamins. Your daughter is using cocaine. Put her in a rehabilitation clinic. Your wife is pregnant with twin girls. They aren\'t yours. Get a lawyer. And if you don\'t stop jerking off, your tennis elbow will never get better.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5613,'Men Jokes','what would happen if your dog\'s...','Did you ever stop to wonder what would happen if your dog\'s name was Mypenis?- Mypenis ate my homework.- Oh, no! Mypenis is frothing at the mouth!- Sorry I\'m late. I was playing with Mypenis.- I\'m sorry, Officer. I didn\'t realize I had to keep Mypenis on a leash.- Mypenis doesn\'t come when I call it.- Mypenis likes to crawl between the legs of guests.- I love giving Mypenis a bath.- At night, I sleep with Mypenis in my hands.- Mypenis likes it when people pet him.- Mypenis needs to get more exercise. He weighs over fifty pounds.- Playing with Mypenis really wears me out.- Would you like to see a picture of Mypenis?- Sometimes I wake up, and Mypenis is already active.- I think Mypenis has a mind of its own.- I keep a picture of Mypenis in my wallet.- Whenever I get lost, Mypenis points me in the right direction.- I think Mypenis is getting old because he won\'t get excited anymore. He just plays dead.- Mypenis got out last night. I think he\'s sleeping with the lady next door.- If Mypenis was a weiner dog, he would be long and hairy and hard to carry.- Mypenis loves to chase pussies in dark alleys.- Help! I can\'t find Mypenis!- Sorry to be driving so slow, officer, but I was looking forMypenis.- Mypenis gets excited whenever the mailman comes.- Sorry to be driving so fast, officer - I have to take Mypenis to the hospital.- Oh. no! Something bit Mypenis!- Watch it or you\'ll step on Mypenis.- When Mypenis behaves well, he gets a bone.- Stop kicking Mypenis.- When riding in the car, Mypenis enjoys sticking his head out to be blown.- Mypenis is truly man\'s best friend.- Beware of Mypenis. He\'s carrying a disease.- People say Mypenis looks cute lying down, but even better when standing at attention.- Mypenis: the crotch-sniffer.- There\'s nothing like a well-trained bitch for Mypenis.- I\'ve trained Mypenis to jump through hoops.- Mypenis always searches for an open hand under the dinner table.- Excuse me - I need a muzzle for Mypenis.- Sorry I\'m late, but Mypenis kept me up howling all night...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5614,'Men Jokes','All Aboard','A mother was working in the kitchen listening to her son playing with his new electric train in the living room.She heard the train stop and her son said, \"All of you sons of bitches who want off, get the hell off now, cause this is the last stop! And all of you sons of bitches who are getting on, get your asses in the train, cause we\'re going down the tracks.\"The horrified mother went in and told her son, \"We don\'t use that kind of language in this house!! Now I want you to go to your room and you are to stay there for TWO HOURS. When you come out, you may play with your train, but I want you to use nice language.\"Two hours later, the son came out of the bedroom and resumed playing with his train. Soon the train stopped and the mother heard her son say, \"All passengers who are disembarking the train, please remember to take all of your belongings with you. We thank you for riding with us today and hope your trip was a pleasant one. We hope you will ride with us again soon.\"She hears the little boy continue, \"For those of you just boarding, we ask you to stow all of your hand luggage under your seat. Remember, there is no smoking on the train. We hope you will have a pleasant and relaxing journey with us today.\"As the mother began to smile, the child added, \"For those of you who are pissed off about the TWO HOUR delay, please see the bitch in the kitchen.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5615,'Men Jokes','Gonna Get Lucky','A young man goes into a drug store to buy condoms.The pharmacist says the condoms come in packs of 3, 9 or 12 and asks which the young man wants.\"Well,\" he said, \"I\'ve been seeing this girl for a while and she\'s really hot. I want the condoms because I think tonight\'s \"the night\".\"We\'re having dinner with her parents, and then we\'re going out. And I\'ve got a feeling I\'m gonna get lucky after that. Once she\'s had me, she\'ll want me all the time, so you\'d better give me the 12 pack.\"The young man makes his purchase and leaves. Later that evening, he sits down to dinner with his girlfriend and her parents. He asks if he might give the blessing, and they agree.He begins the prayer, but continues praying with his head down for several minutes after everyone starts eating.The girl leans over and says, \"You never told me that you were such a religious person.\"He leans over to her and says, \"You never told me that your father was a pharmacist.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5616,'Men Jokes','seconds to live','Man walks into the Doctors office. \"I have the results of your test and I\'m afraid your going to die\" Says the Doctor. The Man asks \"How long do I have to live?\" \"Ten\", replies the Doctor. \"What the hell does that mean\", the Man asks. \"Ten Years, Ten Months, Ten weeks, What?\" The Doctor Replies \"Nine\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5617,'Men Jokes','Friends','Have you heard the one about the homosexual who wanted to enlarge the circle of his friends?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5618,'Men Jokes','The Wrong Way','As a old man was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife\'s voice urgently warning him, \"Herman, I just heard on the news that there\'s a car going the wrong way on Route 280. Please be careful!\"\"It\'s not just one car,\" said Herman, \"It\'s hundreds of them!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5619,'Political Jokes','Presidential Debate Drinking Game','Since I couldn?t find a good drinking game for the upcoming Presidential debates online, I decided to write one myself. There are three parts to this game. The first section applies to either candidate, and the next two are specific to John Kerry or George W. Bush. Part A ? Either Candidate Have a small drink or a gulp of beer if either candidate says?.. a. Iran b. Iraq c. North Korea d. Afghanistan e. Sudan f. Libya g. Axis of Evil h. Gay Marriage i. United Nations j. Tax Cuts Have a larger drink, or shot of booze if either candidate says?? a. Saddam Hussein b. Osama Bin Ladden c. Al Qaeda d. September 11th or 9/11 or World Trade Center e. WMD / Weapons of Mass Destruction f. Homeland Security g. Nuclear Proliferation h. If either candidate doesn?t answer the question given to them i. If either candidate goes over the time limit per question (flashing red light) Part B ? George W. Bush Have a small drink or a gulp of beer If George W. Bush says?.. a. Uhhh?.. b. If George Bush stutters c. Florida d. Mentions anything about the Alliance in Iraq e. Tony Blair f. Dick Cheney g. Terrorist or Terrorism Have a larger drink, or shot of booze if George W. Bush?? a. Miss-pronounces ?nuclear? b. Mentions a John Kerry ?Flip Flop? c. Mentions anything else about John Kerry?s voting record d. Says ?War on Terra? e. Says ?Evil-Doers? f. Says anything connecting Saddam Hussein to the September 11th attacks g. Commits a ?Bushism? ? meaning he says something that doesn?t make any sense Chug a bottle of Bacardi 151 if George W. Bush a. Chokes on a pretzel Part C ? John Kerry Have a small drink or a gulp of beer If John Kerry says?.. a. [Any Number] Billion Dollars b. Mentions anything about his wife Teresa Heinz Kerry c. Four More Years d. Anything about the economy e. No Child Left Behind f. Last Resort g. Mentions anything about how many troops have been killed in Iraq h. John Edwards Have a larger drink, or shot of booze if John Kerry?? a. Mentions ?Mission Accomplished? b. Mentions anything about Vietnam c. Mentions anything about Purple Hearts d. Mentions anything about George W. Bush?s service in the National Guard e. Mentions anything about Bush administration ?misjudgments? f. Mentions anything about unemployment or loss of jobs under the Bush administration',0,0,0,'Active'),(5620,'Political Jokes','Made in Canada','President Bill Clinton called Chretien with an emergency: Our largest condom factory has exploded!\" the American President cried, \"My people\'s favorite form of birth control! This is a true disaster!\"\"Bill, da Canadian pipple would be \'appy to do anyt\'ing wit\'in der power to \'help you,\" replied the Prime Minister.\"I do need your help,\" said Clinton. \"Could you possibly send 1,000,000 condoms ASAP to tide us over?\"\"Certainment! I get right on it!\" said Chretien.\"Oh, and one more small favor, please?\" said Clinton.\"Oui?\"\"Could the condoms be red, white & blue in color, at least 10\" long and 4\" in diameter?\" said Clinton.\"No problem,\" replied the Prime Minister and, with that, Chretien hung up and called the President of Trojan Condoms.\"I need a favor, you got to make 1,000,000 condoms right away and send \'dem to Hamerica.\"\"Consider it done,\" said the President of Trojan.\"Great! Now listen, dey hab to be bleu, blanc et rouge in colour; at least 10\" long and 4\" in diameter.\"\"Easily done. Anything else?\"\"Yah,\" said the Prime Minister, \"an\' print \'MADE IN CANADA, SIZE MEDIUM\' on each one.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5621,'Political Jokes','Iraqi tv-guide','Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says it\'s Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:30 Iraq\'s Funniest Public Execution BloopersWEDNESDAY8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy9:00 Just Shoot Me9:30 VeilwatchTHURSDAY8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H9:00 Veronica\'s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses9:30 My Two BaghdadsFRIDAY8:00 Judge Saddam8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things9:00 Achmed\'s Creek9:30 No-witness News',0,0,0,'Active'),(5622,'Political Jokes','Russian War College','At the Russian War College, the general is a guest lecturer and tells the class of officers that the session will focus on potential problems and the resulting strategies. One of the officers in the class begins by asking the first question, \"Will we have to fight a World War Three?\" \"Yes, comrades, looks like you will,\" answers the general. \"And who will be our enemy, Comrade General?\" another officer asks. \"The likelihood is that it will be China.\" The class looks alarmed, and finally one officer asks, \"But Comrade General, we are 150 million people and they are about 1.5 billion. How can we possibly win?\" \"Well,\" replies the general, \"Think about it. In modern war, it is not the quantity, but the quality that is the key. For example, in the Middle East, 5 million Jews fight against 50 million Arabs, and the Jews have been the winners every time.\" \"But sir,\" asks the panicky officer, \"Do we have enough Jews\"?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5623,'Political Jokes','Taliban Tank','How do you stop a taliban tank ?Shoot the Guy Pushing it',0,0,0,'Active'),(5624,'Political Jokes','George W. Bush at a press conference','A reporter cornered George W. Bush at a press conference: \"Many say the only reason why you would be elected for President is due to the enormous power and influence of your father.\"\"That notion is ridiculous!\" mocked George Jr. \"It doesn\'t matter how powerful the man is. He can only vote once!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5625,'Political Jokes','Campaign Slogans for George W','1. I\'ll turn capital punishment into a new game show!2. I promise to get cocaine off our streets: 1 kilo at a time. 3. I\'ll finish what Bill started -- the interns.4. Like father, like son. You liked my dad, right?5. Vote for the GOP, Not OPP. 6. I promise no sex scandal: just look at me. 7. New penal plan: I won\'t use mine!8. Read my lips: Al Gore Sucks.9. George W. Bush: No hang-ups. Just hangovers10. Vote for Bush and against Common Sense.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5626,'Political Jokes','George W - College Days','George W. Bush was talking to some of his advisors, and they were discussing spin control on his past drug problems.\"Dubya,\" said his PR guy, \"We\'ve got to know, are the rumors true about your using cocaine in college.\"\"It\'s true,\" replied Bush, \"but it isn\'t my fault. My parents were rich, and I was born with a silver spoon in my nose.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5627,'Political Jokes','Abortion Bill','Did ya hear what President Clinton had to say about the Abortion Bill? Ah thought ah paid it!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5628,'Political Jokes','Hillary and Bill at baseball game','Bill and Hillary are at the first baseball game of the year, and everyone is yelling and screaming. One of the President\'s cabinet advisors whispers advice into his ear, at which point Bill stands up and throws Hillary out onto the field. The crowd goes deathly silent and the advisor says, \"No, sir, what I said was, they want you to throw out the first pitch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5629,'Political Jokes','Family Jewels','Erik Williams, 21, of the 3600 block of South Michigan Avenue, was arrested in Chicago on May 18 and charged with sexually assaulting (forced fellatio) a 42-year-old woman. The victim arrived at a police station in the early morning hours clutching, in her hand, testicles that she had just bitten off. At about the same time, Williams showed up at Michael Reese Hospital missing his testicles. Doctors confirmed that the testicles were Williams\' but were unable to reattach them.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5630,'Political Jokes','50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden...','50 Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden... Fifty Ways To Annoy Osama bin Laden If You\'re Invited To A Dinner Party At His Secret Afghan Lair, by Alan MeissPoint out the lice in his beard to make him feel self-conscious. Pause for a moment, listen carefully, and say, \"Doesn\'t that sound a lot like a B-52?\" Ask him if he\'s looking forward to replacing Hitler as Satan\'s favorite chew toy in the lowest inferno of Hell. Tell him all about your great vacation to Saudi Arabia, where you went absolutely everywhere and did everything, just stomped all over the place. Use his satellite phone to call the time and weather line in Buenos Aires and leave it off the hook. Tell him how much less you paid for your Kalashnikov rifle. Now that you know the address of his secret cave hideout, fill out magazine subscription cards for him for the Wine Spectator and Penthouse. But do not, under any circumstances, send him Popular Mechanics. Order him ten Domino\'s pizzas with extra ham topping. Correct him when he ends a sentence with a preposition. Ask whether the Taliban gets cable, because you haven\'t seen \"Sex and the City\" for weeks. Yank the end of his turban really hard to make him spin around like a top. Switch all the CD\'s in the jewel boxes in his CD collection, so that when he reaches for Michael Bolton, he\'ll actually get the Oak Ridge Boys. Mine his bathroom. Use your dinner fork for your salad, and, if questioned by your host, mutter something about \"spots\". Leave business cards for the Israeli Mossad in his Rolodex. Take pictures of all his wives and post them on www.amihotornot.com. Ask him if he wears boxers or briefs. Check. Take pictures. Again, post these on www.amihotornot.com. Give him a Hot Chicks of Palestine calendar. Ask him if Paradise is different for each person, and whether in your own paradise you\'ll get to, \"kick his ass every day for eternity.\" Reset his VCR and leave it blinking 12:00. Refer to him as \"Osama-osama-fee-fi-fo-fama bin Laden.\" Ask whether suicide bombers have to pay union dues. Tell him it\'s lovely what he\'s done with his cave, but that it\'d look much nicer covered with huge, smoking craters. At dinner, imply that the Northern Alliance has much prettier place settings. Claim you once saw him at a Hooter\'s in Muncie wearing a yarmulke. Ask him if he wouldn\'t mind if you opened the door and shined your laser pointer on his forehead for a few minutes. Tell him that this is the worst pajama party you\'ve ever attended. Ask for some pork rinds and a good brew to wash them down. Mix up his Rubik\'s Cube. Ask him if he provides his employees with a 401K plan. Compliment him on all his poppies outside, but mention that a few day lilies would be a nice accent. Run your finger along his credenza, and say, \"tsk, tsk\" if there\'s dust. Ask whether the Taliban is hoping to be bombed ahead into the Stone Age, or perhaps the Iron Age if enough shell casings survive. Explain that America is a land of freedom and opportunity, filled with people of every race, religion, and background, including millions of women strong enough to knock the crap out of him. Claim that they serve much better falafel at the public executions in Sudan. Ask him if he\'s pursuing the Lesser Jihad, the Greater Jihad, or the \"Completely Whacked Out of his Freaking Gourd\" Jihad. Swirl your drink thoughtfully and mention, \"Just think, in a few weeks you might fit in this glass!\" Check to see if Saddam is on his speed-dial list. They have to wait a few years to see current television shows in Afghanistan, so give away the secret of who\'s having a baby on \"Friends.\" Warn him that you\'re \"in a New York state of mind.\" Mention that his wives look quite fetching in their burkas, and ask whether they\'ve ever thought of modeling. Ask him, \"Say, where do you keep all those Stinger missiles?\" just in case he\'ll be caught off guard and answer correctly. Give him a \"noogie\" or a \"wedgie.\" If there\'s actually still a flush toilet left in Afghanistan, give him a \"swirlie\".* Ask to borrow his hedge trimmer and never give it back. Play a game of Monopoly with him. Make him play the thimble. See if he charges interest. Claim that his properties are your \"holy lands\" and blow up his hotels. Fish out the secret toy surprises in all his cereal boxes. Offer to take him \"clubbing\" in Tel Aviv with your friends Saul and Ivan. Ask him which Ninja Turtle is his favorite. Give him your cell phone as a gift and ask him to leave it on for a few days so your friends can call and say hi. When you leave, wave and say, \"Shalom!\"copyright 2001 by Alan Meiss',0,0,0,'Active'),(5631,'Political Jokes','Bush\'s Tragedy','One day, President Bush visited an elementary school. All the kids were so excited to get to meet the President. He began to talk to them and asked them to define the word \"tragedy.\" \"Well,\" one girl replied, \"If my mommy ran over my dog, Rover, that would be a tragedy!\" The President smiled at the little girl and said, \"No, sweetie. That would be an accident! Can anyone give it a try?\" A little boy sitting across the room raised his hand and said, \"I know! I know! If our bus driver ran off of a cliff and killed everyone!\" The President shook his head and said, \"No son. That would be a great loss! Doesn\'t anyone know of a good example of a tragedy?\" A small girl raised her hand and said, \"Well, Mr. President, if you and Laura were in Air Force One and it was hit by a missile and blown to smithereens, most people would think that that was a tragedy!\" \"Very good,\" he said. \"And what was your reason for that answer?\" \"Well,\" she said, \"It would not be an accident and it sure would not be a great loss!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5632,'Political Jokes','Things Found Only In America','1. Only in America...... can a pizza get to your house faster than an ambulance.2. Only in America...... are there handicap parking places in front of a skating rink.3. Only in America...... do drugstores make the sick walk all the way to the back of the store to get their prescriptions while healthy people can buy cigarettes at the front.4. Only in America...... do people order double cheese burgers, large fries, and a diet Coke.5. Only in America...... do banks leave both doors to the vault open and then chain the pens to the counters.6. Only in America...... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars in the driveway and put our useless junk in the garage.7. Only in America...... do we use answering machines to screen calls and then have call waiting so we won\'t miss a call from someone we didn\'t want to talk to in the first place.8. Only in America...... do we buy hot dogs in packages of ten and buns in packages of eight.9. Only in America...... do we use the word \'politics\' to describe the process so well: Poli\' in Latin meaning \'many\' and \'tics\' meaning \'bloodsucking creatures\'.10. Only in America...... do they have drive-up ATM machines with Braille lettering.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5633,'Political Jokes','Genie and the Taliban','Three guys, a Canadian, Osama bin Laden, and George W. Bush are out walking together one day. They came across a lantern and a genie pops out of it. \"I will give each of you one wish. That\'s three wishes total,\" saidthe genie. The Canadian said, \"I\'m a farmer, my dad was a farmer, and my son will also farm. I want the land to be forever fertile in Canada.\" With a blink of the genie\'s eye, *POOF* the land in Canada was forever made fertile for farming. Bin Laden was amazed, so he said, \"I want a wall around Afghanistan, so that no infidels, Jews, or Americans can come into our precious state.\" Again, with a blink of the genie\'s eye, *POOF* there was a huge wall around Afghanistan. George W. Bush, said, \"I\'m very curious, please tell me more about this wall.\" The Genie explains, \"Well, it\'s about 15,000 feet high, 500 feet thick, and completely surrounds the country; nothing can get in or out - it\'s virtually impenetrable.\" George W. Bush says, \"Fill it with water.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5634,'Political Jokes','What did George W. Bush get on his S.A.T.\'s','Q. What did George W Bush get on his S.A.T.\'s? A. Drool.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5635,'Political Jokes','Clinton and the Beer Cans','Back when Bill Clinton and Hillary got married Bill told her, \"There\'s one thing I want you to know. There\'s a box under my bed, and I don\'t want you to look in it until I die.\" Hillary agreed to this but, over the years, the curiosity got the better of her, and she finally looked in it. She found three beer cans and 1.5 million dollars in cash. When she asked Bill what the beer cans were for, he replied, \"Well, those are for all the times I\'ve cheated on you.\" Hillary said, \"Well, that\'s not bad after all these years, and you being a politician, and traveling and all.\" She was about to leave, but then she said, \"Hey, Bill, what about the 1.5 million dollars?\" Bill replied, \"That\'s for all the times the box got full and I had to cash the cans in.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5636,'Political Jokes','The 10 Commandments in Ebonics','1. I be God. Don\' be dissin me. 2. Don\' be makin hood ornaments outa me or nothin in my crib. 3. Don\' be callin me for no reason - homey don\' play dat.4. Y\'all betta be in church on Sundee. 5. Don\' dis ya mama...an if ya know who ya daddy is, don dis him neither. 6. Don\' ice ya bros. 7. Stick to ya own woman. 8. Don\' be liftin no goods. 9. Don\' be frontin like you all that an no snitchin on ya homies. 10. Don\' be eyein\' ya homie\'s crib, ride, or nothin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5637,'Political Jokes','Jesus\'s Ethnicity','Proof That Jesus Was Jewish:1. He went into his father\'s business.2. He lived at home until the age of 33. 3. He was sure his mother was a virgin, and his mother was sure he was God.Proof That Jesus Was Irish:1. He never got married.2. He was always telling stories.3. He loved green pastures.Proof That Jesus Was Puerto Rican:1. His first name was Jesus.2. He was bilingual.3. He was always being harassed by the authorities.Proof That Jesus Was Italian:1. He talked with his hands.2. He had wine with every meal.3. He worked in the building trades.Proof that Jesus Was a Californian:1. He never cut his hair.2. He walked around barefoot.3. He invented a new religion and finallyProof that Jesus Was Black:1. He called everybody brother.2. He liked Gospel.3. He couldn\'t get a fair trial.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5638,'Political Jokes','I want to become a politician','I want to become a politician when I grow up so I\'ve made a list of skills I want to aquire, butI\'ve only come up with one: Lying.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5639,'Political Jokes','Weapons of Mass Destruction','A reporter heard Bush and one of his underlings talking in the hallway:\"Mr President, how do we know for sure Iraq has weapons of mass destruction?\"Pres says: \"You think we\'re stupid boy??? We made copies of all the receipts!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5640,'Political Jokes','Stupid Funny Quotes','\"Things are more like they are now than they have ever been.\" --President Gerald Ford \"My fellow astronauts...\"--Vice-President Dan Quayle, beginning a speech at an Apollo 11 anniversary celebration. \"Capital punishment is our society\'s recognition of the sanctity of human life.\"--Orrin Hatch, Senator from Utah, explaining his support of the death penalty. \"China is a big country, inhabited by many Chinese.\"--Charles de Gaulle, ex-French President \"I stand by all the misstatements.\"--Dan Quayle, defending himself against criticism for making verbal gaffes \"Gerald Ford was a Communist\"--Ronald Reagan in a speech. He later indicated he meant to say \'Congressman\'. \"Outside of the killings, Washington D.C. has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.\"--Mayor Marion Barry, Washington D.C. \"We found the term \'killing\' too broad.\"--State Department spokesperson on why the word \'killing\' was replaced with \'unlawful or arbitrary deprivation of life\' in its human rights reports for 1984-5 \"This is a great day for France!\"--President Richard Nixon while attending Charles De Gaulle\'s funeral \"This is the worst disaster in California since I was elected.\"--California Governor Pat Brown, discussing a local flood \"It\'s not listed in the Bible, but my spiritual gift, my specific calling from God, is to be a television talkshow host.\"--James Baker, televangelist. \"The chairs in the cabin are for the ladies. Gentlemen are not to make use of them till the ladies are seated.\"--Instructions posted in a river cruise ship, Suir River, Ireland. \"The exports include thumbscrews and cattle prods, just routine items for the police.\"--U.S. Commerce Department spokesman on a regulation allowing the export of various products abroad. \"What he does on his own time is up to him.\"--Harlon Copeland, Sheriff of Bexar County, Texas, when one of his deputies was caught exposing himself to a child. \"Facts are stupid things.\"--Ronald Reagan, misquoting John Adams in a speech to the Republican convention.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5641,'Political Jokes','140 Million Iraqis and 1 Blonde','President Bush and Colin Powell are sitting in a bar.A guy walks in and asks the barman, \"Isn\'t that Bush and Powell sitting over there?\"The barman says, \"Yep, that\'s them.\"So the guy walks over and says, \"Wow, this is a real honor. What are you guys doing in here?\"Bush says, \"We\'re planning WW III \".And the guy says, \"Really? What\'s going to happen?\"Bush says, \"Well, we\'re going to kill 140 million Iraqis this time and one blonde with big tits.\"The guy exclaimed, \"A blonde with big tits?\"\"Why kill a blonde with big tits?\"Bush turns to Powell and says, \"See, I told you no one would worry about the 140 million Iraqis!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5642,'Political Jokes','Lying Politicians','A busload of politicians were driving down a country road when, all of a sudden, the bus ran off the road, and crashed into a tree in an old farmer\'s field.The old farmer, after seeing what had happened, went over to investigate. He then proceeded to dig a hole to bury the politicians.A few days later the local sheriff came out, saw the crashed bus, and asked the old farmer where all the politicians had gone.The old farmer said he had buried them.The sheriff asked the old farmer, \"Were they all dead?\"The old farmer replied, \"Well, some of them said they weren\'t, but you know how them politicians lie.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5643,'Political Jokes','New Ruling','The Supreme Court has ruled that there cannot be a Nativity Scene in Washington DC this Christmasseason.This isn\'t for any religious reason, they simply have not been able to find three wise men and a virgin in the Nation\'s capitol.There was no problem, however, finding enough asses to fill the stable.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5644,'Political Jokes','Chief wants beer!','An American-Indian walks into a saloon with a shotgun in one hand and a 10-litre bucket of manure in the other. The Indian says to the bartender, \"Me want Lager!\"The bartender says, \"Sure, Chief, coming right up.\" He then serves the Indian atall glass of Tennents Lager. The Indian drinks it down in one gulp, picks up the bucket, throws the manure into the air and blasts it with the shotgun. He then walks out.Five days later, the Indian returns. He has his shotgun in one hand and another bucket of manure in the other.He struts up to the bar and tells the bartender, \"Me want beer!\"The bartender says, \"Whoa there Chief, we\'re still cleaning up from the last time you were here... What was that allabout, anyway?\" he asked.The Indian explained, \"Me training for job as government employee. Drink beer, shoot the shit, disappear for a few days, thencome back and see if somebody else has cleaned up the mess me left behind.....\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5645,'Political Jokes','Osama Bin Laden joke','Why did Osama Bin Laden killwife number 37?Because he looked up her dressand saw bush...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5646,'Political Jokes','Bill Clinton, a limo driver, and a pig','One day, Bill Clinton decided to go for a ride in his limo. He was tired of the city, so he told his limo driver to take him to the country.They drove around for hours, and it soon became late. The driver was geting rather tired and found it difficult to keep his eyes open.Suddenly, the limo hit a huge bump and and the two men heard a terrible scream.The limo driver stopped the car immediatly to see what had happened. Bill Clinton soon got out of the car also, to investigate. \"What happened?!\" asked Bill. \"I ran over a pig,\" replied his driver. Bill Clinton looked horrified. \"Well go over to that farmhouse and tell them what you did. That pig could have been their\'s.\" So the driver walked over to the farmhouse and knocked on the door. Bill Clinton waited in the limo for nearly 2 and a half hours. Finally, the limo driver came back and got back into the car. Bill Clinton, infuriated that his driver had left him alone for so long, demanded to know where he had been. \"Do you know how long you\'ve been gone?! What happened up there?\" he asked. The limo driver, happily confused, replied, \"Those people up there threw me a huge party.\" Bill Clinton, confused himself, asked, \"What? Why?\" The limo driver started up his car and answered, \"I told them I was driving Bill Clinton around, and I ran over the pig.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5647,'Practical Jokes','football fan to rescue','Two boys are playing football in Central Park when one is attacked by a rabid Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog\'s collar and twists, breaking the dogs neck.A reporter who was strolling by sees the incident, and rushes over to interview the boy. \"Young Giants Fan Saves Friend From Vicious Animal,\" he starts writing in his notebook. \"But I\'m not a Giants fan,\" the little hero replied.\"Sorry, since we are in New York, I just assumed you were.\" said the reporter and starts again. \"Little Jets Fan Rescues Friend From Horrific Attack\" he continued writing in his notebook. \"I\'m not a Jets fan either,\" the boy said. \"I assumed everyone in New York was either for the Giants or Jets. What team do you root for?\" the reporter asked. \"I\'m a Cowboys fan,\" the child said. The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes, \"Little Redneck Maniac Kills Beloved Family Pet.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5648,'Practical Jokes','Jock vs. Nerd','Is It Better To Be a Jock or a Nerd?$ Michael Jordan having \"retired,\" with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.$ If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.$ If he goes to see a movie, it\'ll cost him $7.00, but he\'ll make $18,550 while he\'s there.$ If he decides to have a 5 minute egg, he\'ll make $618 while boiling it.$ He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.$ He\'ll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.$ If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.$ If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.$ He\'ll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.$ Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.$ If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you \'d be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.$ He\'ll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.$ While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he\'ll pull in about $5600.$ This year, he\'ll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined.Amazing isn\'t it? However...$ If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he\'ll still have less than Bill Gates has today.$$$ Game over. Nerd wins.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5649,'Practical Jokes','Gorilla Golf','A guy walked into a pro-shop with a gorilla. \"Is anyone interested in a little wager?\" he said, flashing some large bills around. \"I\'ve got $500.00 here that says my gorilla can hit the ball longer and straighter than anybody here at this club. In fact, he hits it 500 yards right down the middle . . . every time!\" Everyone in the pro-shop started laughing. After a moment, the newest pro at the club and the longest hitter in the area spoke up, \"I gotta see this!\" he said. \"You know, what? I\'ll take you up on that wager! Meet you on the first tee.\" When they reached the 585-yard par-5 first tee the trainer led the gorilla to the tee box, put a driver in his hands, set a tee in the ground. The gorilla did the rest. Sure enough, he smashed his drive right down the middle and clear out of sight. When the ball finally came to rest it was on the green -- 6 inches from the cup. The pro was astonished. \"That\'s incredible!\" he exclaimed. \"How did you train him to hit the ball like that!\" There\'s no need for me to tee off. I couldn\'t beat him with a stick. Here\'s your money.\" As the pro walked off the green, still shaking his head, he turned back to the trainer and said, \"Oh, by the way, how does he putt?\" The trainer responded, \"Just like he drives: 500 yards. Right down the middle. Every time.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5650,'Practical Jokes','baseball heaven?','There were two old guys, Abe and Sol, sitting on a bench in a park feeding pigeons and talking about baseball. Just like they did every day. Abe turned to Sol and asked, \"Do you think there\'s baseball in heaven?\" Soloman thought about it for a minute and replied, \"I dunno, Abe, but let\'s make a deal: If I die first, I will come back and tell you -- and if you die first, you come back and tell me --if there is baseball in heaven.\" They shook on it. Sadly, a few months later poor Abe passed on. One day soon afterward, Sol was sitting there feeding the pigeons by himself when he heard a voice whisper, \"Sol... Sol....\" Sol responded, \"Abe! Is that you?\" \"Yes it is Sol,\" whispered the spirit of Abe. Sol, still amazed, asked, \"So, is there baseball in heaven?\" \"Well,\" Abe said, \"I got good news and I got bad news.\" \"Gimme the good news first,\" said Sol. Abe said, \"Well... there is baseball in heaven.\" Sol said, \"That\'s great! What news could be bad enough to ruin that!?\" Abe sighed and whispered, \"You\'re pitching on Friday.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5651,'Practical Jokes','baseball vs law','What is the difference between baseball and law?In baseball, if you\'re caught stealing, you\'re out.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5652,'Practical Jokes','Top 10 - Baseball is better than sex','TOP 10 REASONS BASEBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 9. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST 4 TIMES A WEEK 8. YOU HAVE A COACH TO TELL YOU WHEN TO ADVANCE 7. WHEN YOU ARE TIRED, YOU ALWAYS GET RELIEVED 6. IF YOU STRIKE OUT ONCE, YOU STILL HAVE AT LEAST 2 MORE TIMES TO GET A HIT 5. UP TO 4 PEOPLE CAN SCORE AT ONCE 4. POP UPS ARE FREQUENT 3. 30,000 PEOPLE CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE 2. AFTER 7 INNINGS, YOU GET TO STRETCH 1. YOU CAN GET A HOMERUN WITHOUT ANY FOREPLAY',0,0,0,'Active'),(5653,'Practical Jokes','NCAA ballers to change a lightbulb?','How many NCAA basketball players does it take to change a light bulb?Only one. But he gets money, a car, and three credit hours for it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5654,'Practical Jokes','Top 10 - Basketball vs Sex','TOP 10 REASONS BASKETBALL IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALL MOVEMENT IS KEY 9. YOU CAN SET IT UP OR GO FOR THE FASTBREAK8. IF YOU NEED A BREAK, YOU CAN CALL A 20 SECOND TIMEOUT 7. THERE IS A COACH TELLING YOU WHEN TO \"TAKE IT TO THE HOLE\"6. BEING DOUBLE-TEAMED IS COMMON5. YOU CAN PASS IT OFF, SO YOUR BUDDY CAN SCORE 4. IF SCOUTS LIKE YOUR PERFORMANCE, YOU TURN PRO 3. YOU KNOW YOU ARE DONE WHEN THE HORN SOUNDS 2. YOU ALWAYS TRY TO SCORE WITHIN 24 SECONDS 1. THERE\'S ALWAYS SOMEONE WITH A TOWEL TO CLEAN UP ANY WET SPOTS',0,0,0,'Active'),(5655,'Practical Jokes','Top 10- Hockey vs. Sex','TOP 10 REASONS HOCKEY IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. YOU GO IN 1-2 MINUTE SHIFTS 9. THE PUCK IS ALWAYS HARD 8. THE PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT IS REUSABLE 7. IT LASTS A FULL HOUR 6. YOU KNOW YOU ARE FINISHED WHEN THE BUZZER SOUNDS 5. YOUR PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE 4. A 2 ON 1 OR 3 ON 1 IS NOT UNCOMMON 3. IT IS LEGAL TO PLAY PROFESSIONALLY 2. YOU CAN COUNT ON IT AT LEAST TWICE A WEEK 1. PERIODS ONLY LAST 20 MINUTES',0,0,0,'Active'),(5656,'Practical Jokes','Top 10 - Soccer vs. Sex','TOP 10 REASONS SOCCER IS BETTER THAN SEX...10. BALLS ARE ALWAYS CHECKED FOR FIRMNESS 9. PERIODS ONLY LAST 45 MINUTES8. PARENTS CHEER WHEN YOU SCORE7. SOCCER IS A LEGAL PROFESSION 6. PROTECTIVE EQUIPMENT CAN BE WASHED AND REUSED 5. SIZE DOESN\'T MATTER 4. IF YOU GET TOO ROUGH YOU GET A RED CARD 3. YOU CAN SCORE USING YOUR HEAD OR YOUR FEET 2. LASTS A FULL 90 MINUTES1. YOU CAN JUGGLE YOUR BALLS IN FRONT OF YOUR MOTHER',0,0,0,'Active'),(5657,'Practical Jokes','Canadian Baseball','Q: What do you call a Canadian Baseball team?A: Foreigners.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5658,'Practical Jokes','10 Things In Golf That Sound Dirty','1. Look at the size of his putter. 2. Oh, dang, my shaft\'s all bent. 3. You really wacked the hell out of that sucker. 4. After 18 holes I can barely walk. 5. My hands are so sweaty I can\'t get a good grip. 6. Lift your head and spread your legs. 7. You have a nice stroke, but your follow through leaves a lot to be desired. 8. Just turn your back and drop it. 9. Hold up. I\'ve got to wash my balls. 10. Damn, I missed the hole again.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5659,'Practical Jokes','Turkey Football','The pro football team had just finished theirdaily practice session when a large turkey camestrutting onto the field.While the players gazed in amazement, the turkeywalked up to the head coach and demanded a tryout.Everyone stared in silence as the turkey caughtpass after pass and ran right through the defensiveline.When the turkey returned to the sidelines, thecoach shouted, \"You\'re terrific!!! Sign up forthe season, and I\'ll see to it that you get ahuge bonus.\"\"Forget the bonus,\" the turkey said, \"All I wantto know is, does the season go past Thanksgiving Day?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5660,'Practical Jokes','Sacramento Kings Fan or Lakers Fan?','A Kindergarten teacher tells her class she\'s a BIG Lakers fan.She\'s really excited about it and asks the kids if they\'re Lakers fans too.Everyone wants to impress the teacher and says they\'re Lakers fans too, except ONE kid, ...named Josh.The teacher looks at Josh and says, \"Josh, you\'re not a Lakers fan?\"He says, \"Nope, Im a Sacrmento Kings fan!\" She says, \"Well why are you a Sacrmento Kings fan and not a Lakers fan?\"Josh says, \"Well, my mom is a Sacrmento Kings fan, and my dad is a Sacrmento Kings fan, so I\'m a Sacrmento Kings fan.\"The teacher\'s not real happy. She\'s a little hot under the collar. She says, \"Well, if your moms an idiot, and your dads a moron, then what would you be?!\"Josh says, \"Then I\'d be a Laker fan!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5661,'Practical Jokes','Hockey','Three guys from Carolina died and went to hell.Satan went to check on them and saw that they had their shirts off and didn\'t mind the heat, so he turned up the heat. He went to check on them again and he saw that they were in their boxers and they still didn\'t mind the heat. Satan went and turned the temperature down to minus twenty.Satan went to check on them and he saw that they were in their coats cheering. He went up to them and asked why they were cheering. One of them yelled out \"Hell froze over, the Hurricanes must have won the cup!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5662,'Practical Jokes','Inventing golf','Along time ago two Scottsmen are in a pub.One scottsman says, \"I\'m going to invent a game.\" The second man asks, \"What do you have to do?\" The first man says, \"You have to get a ball in a hole.\"The second man asks, \"So it\'s like billiards?\"The first man says, \"No, its going to be much farther away.\"The second man asks \"So, it\'s somthing like bowling?\"The first man says, \"No, it\'s going to be played on grass, and it\'s going to twist and turn.\"So the second man asks, \"So it\'s kind of like croquet?\"The first man says, \"NO, I\'m going to put in tall grass, and water, and sand, and trees, just to piss you off!\"So the second man asks, \"So you do this once?\"The first man replies, \"NO, you do it EIGHTEEN TIMES!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5663,'Practical Jokes','Cockroach killing','my wife is too afraid of cockroaches,one fine day i heard scream of my wife.she saw a cockroach and was screaming. i asked her totake the killing spray and to spray on the cockroach.she took the spray and turned to me and said,\"THIS SPRAY IS ONLY TO KILL THE MUSQUITOS,\" andhow can it works for the cockroach,I said to her. \"Don\'t show the lable to the cockroach\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5664,'Practical Jokes','Cross country race','During my college days there was a competitionfor cross country race that was around 8 kms.to my surprise i found my best friend JHON whowas too lazy and never use to take part in anycompetition came first in that race. when he reachedthe finishing line, me and my friends went towish him. I told him \"Jhon u made it and u provedthat u can win the race too.\" but Jhon insteadshouted at me and said \" WHO LET THE DOG BESIDE ME\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5665,'Practical Jokes','Slow Bicycle race','During my college days i went to participateslow bicycle race competetion, I came first in the competetion, when i went to claim mytrophy, my principal kicked me out from hisoffice saying that the trophy goes to theperson who came in the last, because itsSLOW BICYCLE RACE.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5666,'Practical Jokes','Read This!','Isn\'t it fnuny taht yuo cna sitll raed tihs massege enve touhgh ist speelld inocretcly?OLL! :p',0,0,0,'Active'),(5667,'Practical Jokes','R.A.P.','R.A.P.:RetardsAttemptingPoetry',0,0,0,'Active'),(5668,'Redneck Jokes','Star spangled banner','you might be a red neck if you think the last words to the star spangled banner is \"gentlemen start your engines\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5669,'Redneck Jokes','Redneck\'s last words','What are the last words that a redneck usually says before he dies?\"Hey ya\'ll. Watch this!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5670,'Redneck Jokes','Redneck house','You might be a redneck if your house still has the \"WIDE LOAD\" sign still on it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5671,'Redneck Jokes','Still in the family','You might be a redneck if you\'ve been married three timesand still have the same in-laws.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5672,'Redneck Jokes','Redneck centerpeice','You might be a redneck if the centerpiece on your dining room table is an original signed work by a famous taxidermist.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5673,'Redneck Jokes','House explosion','You might be a redneck if you lit a match in the bathroom and your house exploded right off it\'s wheels.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5674,'Redneck Jokes','Star bangled banner','You might be a redneck if you think the last words to The Star Spangled Banner are \"Gentlemen, start your engines.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5675,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... rich relative','Your richest relative buys a new house and you have to help take the wheels off of it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5676,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... in bed','You\'ve ever used lard in bed.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5677,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... meat','You think potted meat on a saltine is an hors d\'oeuvre.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5678,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... shirts','You own more then three shirts with the sleeves cut off.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5679,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... girlfriend','You\'ve ever spray painted your girlfriend\'s name on an overpass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5680,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... bowling','You\'ve ever been blacklisted from a bowling alley.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5681,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... highschool','Your high school annual is now a mug shot book for the police department.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5317,'Animal Jokes','The 2 Hunters','These 2 hunters was hunting one day and this one hunter fainted. The other hunter didn\'t know what to do, so he called 911. When the person answered the hunter told them that his partner was dead. The person on the other end said calm down and make sure your partner was dead and all of a sudden the person heard a gun shot and the hunter came back on the line and said ok he\'s dead for sure.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5682,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... reunion','The highlight of your family reunion was your sister\'s nude dancing debut.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5683,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... christman','You\'ve ever done your Christmas shopping at a truck stop.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5684,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if... possum','There is a stuffed \'possum mounted anywhere in your home.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5685,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...beer','You consider a six pack of beer and a bug-zapper quality entertainment.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5686,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...goal','Your lifetime goal is to own your own fireworks stand.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5687,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...jeans','You prefer to walk the excess length off your jeans rather then hem them.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5688,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...car race','You go to a stock car race and don\'t need a program.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5689,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...ID','Someone asks to see your I.D. and you show them your belt buckle.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5690,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...prom','Your junior-senior prom had a day-care center.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5691,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...cars','Less than half the cars you own run.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5692,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...sideburns','You grow your sideburns longer and fuller because it looks so good on your sister.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5693,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...mama','Your mother does not remove the marlboro from her lips before telling the state patrolman to kiss her ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5694,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...car color','The primary color of your car is \"Bond-Q.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5695,'Redneck Jokes','You might be a redneck if...deer head','Your mounted deer head sports a baseball cap and sunglasses.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5696,'Sex Jokes','TOP TEN REASONS WHY TRICK OR TREATING IS BETTER THAN SEX','10) You are guaranteed to get at least a little something in the sack. 9) If you get tired, you can wait 10 minutes and go at it again. 8) The uglier you look, the easier it is to get some. 7) You don\'t have to compliment the person who gives you some. 6) It\'s O.K. when the person you\'re with fantasizes you\'re someone else, because you are. 5) Forty years from now you\'ll still enjoy candy. 4) If you don\'t like what you get, you can always go next door. 3) It doesn\'t matter if the kids hear you moaning and groaning. 2) Less guilt the morning after. 1) YOU CAN DO THE WHOLE NEIGHBORHOOD!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5697,'Sex Jokes','10 Husbands, Still a Virgin?','A lawyer married a woman who had previously divorced ten husbands. On their wedding night, she told her new husband, \"Please be gentle, I\'m still a virgin.\" \"What?\" said the puzzled groom. \"How can that be if you\'ve been married ten times?\" \"Well, Husband 1 was a sales representative; he kept telling me how great it was going to be. Husband 2 was in software services; he was never really sure how it was supposed to function, but he said he\'d look into it and get back to me. Husband 3 was from field services; he said everything checked out diagnostically, but he just couldn\'t get the system up. Husband 4 was in telemarketing; even though he knew he had the order, he didn\'t know when he would be able to deliver. Husband 5 was an engineer; he understood the basic process but wanted three years to research, implement, and design a new state-of-the-art method. Husband 6 was from finance and administration; he thought he knew how, but he wasn\'t sure whether it was his job or not. Husband 7 was in marketing; although he had a nice product, he was never sure how to position it. Husband 8 was a psychologist; all he ever did was talk about it. Husband 9 was a gynecologist; all he did was look at it. Husband 10 was a stamp collector; all he ever did was... God! I miss him! But now that I\'ve married you, I\'m really excited!\" \"Good,\" said the new husband, \"but, why?\" \"You\'re a lawyer. This time I know I\'m gonna get screwed!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5698,'Sex Jokes','Sex Education','A man boarded an airplane and took his seat. As he settled in, he glanced up and saw an unusually beautiful woman boarding the plane.He soon realized she was heading straight toward his seat. Lo and behold, she took the seat right beside his.Eager to strike up a conversation, he blurted out, \"Business trip or vacation?\"She turned, smiled, and said, \"Business. The annual Sexual Education Convention in Chicago.\"He swallowed hard. Here was the most gorgeous woman he had ever seen, sitting next to him, and she was going to a meeting for sex education!Struggling to maintain his composure, he calmly asked, \"What\'s your business role at this convention?\"\"Lecturer,\" she responded. \"I use my experience to debunk some of thepopular myths about sexuality.\" \"Really,\" he said. \"What myths arethose?\"\"Well,\" she explained. \"One popularmyth is that African American menare the most well endowed, when infact, it\'s the Native American Indian who is most likely to possess that trait.\" \"Another popular myth is that French men are the best lovers, when actually it is the men of Jewish descent.We have, however, found that the best potential lover in all categories is the Southern Redneck.\"Suddenly, the woman became a littleuncomfortable and blushed. \"I\'m sorry\", she said. \"I shouldn\'t really be discussing this with you. I don\'t even know your name.\"\"Tonto,\" the man said. \"Tonto Goldstein, but my friends call me Bubba.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5699,'Sex Jokes','The Priest','Q: Why did the Priest go to Walmart?A: He wanted to get boys pants \"half\" off!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5700,'Sex Jokes','Don\'t ask any questions','A guy worked in an adult book store. One afternoon his friend walked in. The guy said, \"Dude,thank goodness you showed up!\" \"I\'m starving, and I need you to watch the counter for me for a few minutes, while I run across the street to get some lunch.\"The friend looked around the store, then looked back at his friend oddly. The guy said, \"Dude, don\'t ask any questions, just sell it to em.\" The friend said, \"Ok\". So the guy left.A customer came in, and went up to the counter. She said, \"I want a vibrator. What do you have?\" The friend said, \"We got red ones, white ones, black ones, big ones, little ones and medium sized ones.\" The lady said, \"I\'ll take a little red one to carry in my bag.\" He sold it to her. Another woman walked in. She approached the counter and said, \"I would like a vibrator, what do you have?\" The friend replied, \"Red, black or white, large, medium or small. The woman asked, \"Well, what about the red, white and black checkered one up there?\" The friend said, \"Well, I\'ll sell it to ya if you want,\" so she bought it. A few minutes later the guy came back from lunch and said, \"Thanks Dude, you\'re a life saver. So did you sell anything?\" The friend said, \"Yeah, I sold a little red vibrator and a thermos.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5701,'Sex Jokes','Getting Down Under','An American woman of 40 wants to get married, but she is only willing to marry a man who has never been with a woman sexually. After several unsuccessful years of searching, she decides to take out a personal ad. She ends up corresponding with a man who has lived his entire life in the Australian Outback, and after a long-distance courtship, they decide to get married. On their wedding night, she goes into the bathroom to prepare for the festivities. When she returns to the bedroom, she finds her new husband standing in the middle of the room, naked and all the furniture from the room piled in one corner. \"What happened?\" she asks. \"I\'ve never been with a woman,\" he says. \"But if it\'s anything like screwing a kangaroo I\'m gonna need all the room I can get!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5702,'Sex Jokes','Two Nuns','There were two nuns...One of them was known as Sister Mathematical (SM), and the other one was known as Sister Logical (SL).It is getting dark and they are still far away from the convent.SM: Have you noticed that a man has been following us for the past thirty-eight and a half minutes? I wonder what he wants.SL: It\'s logical. He wants to rape us.SM: Oh, no! At this rate he will reach us in 15 minutes at the most? What can we do?SL: The only logical thing to do of course is to walk faster.SM: It\'s not working.SL: Of course it\'s not working. The man did the only logical thing. He started to walk faster, too.SM: So, what shall we do? At this rate he will reach us in one minute.SL: The only logical thing we can do is split. You go that way and I\'ll go this way. He cannot follow us both.So the man decided to follow Sister Logical.Sister Mathematical arrives at the convent and is worried about what has happened to Sister Logical.Then Sister Logical arrives.SM: Sister Logical! Thank God you are here! Tell me what happened!SL: The only logical thing happened. The man couldn\'t follow us both, so he followed me.SM: Yes, yes! But what happened then?SL: The only logical thing happened. I started to run as fast as I could and he started to run as fast as he could.SM: And?SL: The only logical thing happened. He reached me.SM: Oh, dear! What did you do?SL: The only logical thing to do. I lifted my dress up.SM: Oh, Sister! What did the man do?SL: The only logical thing to do. He pulled down his pants.SM: Oh, no! What happened then?SL: Isn\'t it logical, Sister?A nun with her dress up can run faster than man with his pants down.And for those of you who thought it would be dirty, say two Hail Marys!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5703,'Sex Jokes','It\'s Dark In Here','A married woman is having an affair. Whenever her lover comes over, she puts her nine year old son in the closet.One day the woman hears a car in the driveway and puts her lover in the closet, as well.Inside the closet, the little boy says, \"It\'s dark in here, isn\'t it?\"\"Yes it is,\" the man replies.\"You wanna buy a baseball?\" the little boy asks.\"No thanks,\" the man replies.\"I think you do want to buy a baseball,\" the little extortionist continues.\"OK. How much?\" the man replies after considering the position he was in.\"Twenty-five dollars,\" the little boy replies.\"TWENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?!\" the man repeats. \"That\'s awful expensive\", but because of the position he was in, agreed to the price.The following week, the lover is visiting the woman again when she hears a car in the driveway and, again, places her lover in the closet with her little boy.\"It\'s dark in here, isn\'t it?\" the boy starts off.\"Yes it is,\" replies the man.\"Wanna buy a baseball glove?\" the little boy asks.\"OK. How much?\" the hiding lover responds, acknowledging his dis-advantage.\"Fifty dollars,\" the boy replies and the transaction is completed.The next weekend, the little boy\'s father says, \"Hey, son. Go get your ball and glove and we\'ll play some catch.\"\"I can\'t. I sold them,\" replies the little boy.\"How much did you get for them?\" asks the father, expecting to hear the profit in terms of lizards and candy.\"Seventy-five dollars,\" the little boy says.\"SEVENTY-FIVE DOLLARS?! That\'s thievery! I\'m taking you to the church right now. You must confess your sin and ask for forgiveness,\"the father explains as he hauls the child away.At the church, the little boy goes into the confessional, draws the curtain, sits down, and says \"It\'s dark in here, isn\'t it?\"\"Don\'t you start that crap in here,\" the priest says.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5704,'Sex Jokes','Marketing that Makes Sense','Finally, a definition of Marketing that makes sense....You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, \"I\'m fantastic in bed.\" That\'s Direct Marketing.You\'re at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, \"He\'s fantastic in bed.\" That\'s Advertising.You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you call and say, \"Hi, I\'m fantastic in bed.\" That\'s Telemarketing.You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, \"By the way, I\'m fantastic in bed.\" That\'s Public Relations.You\'re at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, I hear you\'re fantastic in bed.\" That\'s Brand Recognition.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5705,'Sex Jokes','Doggie Fashion','It has been studied and determined that the most often usedSexual position for married couples is the doggie position.The husband sits up and begs...And the wife rolls over and plays dead.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5706,'Sex Jokes','Valentine\'s Day Gift','A young man wanted to purchase a gift for his new sweetie for Valentine\'s Day.As they had not been dating very long, it was a very difficult decision.After careful consideration he decided a good gift would be a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his sister, he went to the store and bought the gloves. His sister purchased a pair of panties at the same time.The clerk carefully wrapped both items but in the process got them mixed up.The sister was handed the gloves and the young man got the panties.The young man mailed his Valentine\'s Day gift with the following note:\"This special Valentines Day gift was chosen because I noticed you are in the habit of not wearing any when we go out in the evenings. If it had not been for my sister, I would have chosen the ones with buttons, but she prefers short ones that are much easier to remove.\"These are a lovely shade, the lady I bought them from showed me the pair she had been wearing for the past three weeks and they were hardly soiled. I had her try yours on for me and they looked quite lovely.I wish I was there to put them on you for the first time; no doubt, other hands will come into contact with them before I have a chance to see you again.When you take them off, remember to blow on them lightly before putting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.Just think how many times I\'ll be kissing them in the future. I hope you\'ll wear them Friday night for me.Love,Honey Bearp.s. The sales lady says the latest style is to wear them folded down with just a little fur showing.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5707,'Sex Jokes','10 Catholic Priests','One day there were 10 would-be Catholic priests, going through the tests that would make them ministers. The final test required them to all strip butt-naked and standin a row with little bells attached to their ding-dongs, facing a beautiful naked woman. Well, lo and behold one of the bells went off, but when it did, it fell to the ground. As soon as its owner bent over to pick it up, all the 9 remaining bells sounded at once.Yup. Nine more ordained priests added to the Catholic Church.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5708,'Sex Jokes','How To Satisfy...','HOW TO SATISFY A WOMANCaress, praise, pamper, relish, savor, massage, empathize, serenade, compliment, support, feed, tantalize, humor, stimulate, stroke, console, hug, coddle, excite, pacify, protect, phone, correspond, anticipate, nuzzle, smooch,entertain,sacrifice for, charm, fascinate, attend, trust, grovel, defend, coax, brag about, understand, clothe, respect, entertain, kill for, commit, snuggle, wow, dazzle, amaze, flabbergast, enchant, idolize, worship, and then go back, Jack, and do it again.HOW TO SATISFY A MANShow up naked ..... and bring beer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5709,'Sex Jokes','Realistically and Hypothetically....','A little boy came home from school and his homework assignment was to find out what the difference was between hypothetically and realistically... so he asked his dad.His dad said, \"Well, go ask your mom if she would sleep with the mail man for $1,000,000.He went and asked and came back and said, \"She said yes\".\"Well\", said the dad, \"Go ask your sister the same question.\"He did and came back and said, \"She said yes.\"And the dad said, \"Now go ask your brother the same thing.\"He did and came back and said, \"He said yes too!\"And the dad said, \"Well hypothetically we\'re sitting on three million dollars, realistically we\'re living with 2 whores and a fag!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5710,'Sex Jokes','Call In Sick...','Bob calls in to his job:\"Hey, boss I\'m not coming to work today. I\'m really sick. I got a headache, stomach ache, and my legs hurt, so I\'m not coming into work.\"The boss says:\"You know Bob, I really need you today. When I feel like this I go to my wife, and tell her to give me sex. That makes me feel better, and I can go to work. You should try that.\"2 hours later Bob calls:\"Boss, I did what you said, and I feel great! I\'ll be at work soon. By the way, you got nice house.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5711,'Sex Jokes','The Crystal Glass Bowl','Sister Mary Holycard was in her 60s, and much admired for her sweetness and kindness to all.One afternoon early in the spring a young priest came to chat, so she welcomed him into her Victorian parlor.She then invited him to have a seat while she prepared a little tea.As he sat facing her old pump organ, the young priest noticed a crystal glass bowl sitting on top of it filled with water, and in the water floated, a condom.Well, imagine how shocked and surprised he was. Imagine his curiosity! Surely, he thought, Sister Mary had flipped or something!When she returned with tea and cookies, they began to chat, and of course, the priest tried to stifle his curiosity about the bowl of water, and the strange floater. Soon it got the better of him and he could resist no longer.\"Sister,\" he asked, \"I wonder if you could tell me about this?\" (pointing to the crystal bowl)\"Oh, yes,\" she replied, \"Isn\'t it wonderful?\"\"I was walking downtown last fall and I found this little package. The directions said to put it on the organ, keep it wet, and it would prevent disease. And you know I haven\'t had a cold all winter!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5712,'Sex Jokes','3 Viagra Pills','A guy goes to his doctor and says,\"Doc, I have a problem.\"\"My girlfriend is sleeping over this Friday, my ex-wife is sleeping over this Saturday and my wife is coming home Sunday.\"\"I need 3 Viagra pills to satisfy them all.\"The doctor says, \"You know 3 Viagra pills 3 nights in a row is pretty dangerous for any man. I will give them to you on the condition that you return to my office on Monday so that I can check you out.\"The man says, \"You have a deal Doc.\"Monday morning the man returns with his arm in a sling.The doctor asks, \"What happened\"?The man answered, \"Nobody showed up!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5713,'Sex Jokes','Chinese Proverbs','Passionate kiss like spider\'s web, soon lead to undoing of fly.Man who run in front of car get tired.Man who run behind car get exhausted.Man with hand in pocket feel cocky all day.Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ.Man who walk through airport turnstile sideways going to Bangkok.Man with one chopstick go hungry.Man who scratches butt should not bite fingernails.Man who eat many prunes get good run for money.Baseball is wrong, man with four balls cannot walk.Panties not best thing on earth but next to best thing on earth.War not determine who right, war determine who left.Wife who put husband in doghouse soon find him in cat house.Man who fight with wife all day get no piece at night.It take many nails to build crib but one screw to fill it.Man who drive like hell bound to get there.Man who stand on toilet is high on pot.Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.Man who fishes in other man\'s well often catches crabs.Man who farts in church sits in own pew.Man who lay woman on ground get piece on earth.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5714,'Sex Jokes','Condom','Two older women are sitting on a bench waiting for a bus. The first lady takes out a cigarette and starts to smoke. A minute later it begins to rain, so she takes out a condom, cuts off the end, and carefully places it over the cigarette to shield it from the rain. The second lady looks at that and says, \"That\'s such a good idea, but what is that plastic thing?\" \"It\'s a condom,\" The first lady replies. \"Well, where can you buy those?\" the second lady asks.\"Um... Most people buy them at pharmacies.\" the first lady replies. So the second lady goes to a pharmacy and walks up to the counter. \"Do you guys sell those condom things?\" she asks the pharmacist. \"Why yes we do,\" the pharmacist says a little confused, \"Do you know what size you need?\"So the lady says, \"Well it\'s got to fit a Camel.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5715,'Sex Jokes','The Medical Convention','At a medical convention, a male doctor and a female doctor start eyeing each other. The male doctor asks her to dinner and she accepts. As they sit down at the restaurant, she excuses herself to go and wash her hands.After dinner, one thing leads toanother and they end up in her hotel bedroom. Just as things get hot, the female doc interrupts and says she has to go and wash her hands. Once she comes back, they go for it.After the sex session, she gets up and says she is going to wash her hands.As she comes back the male doc says, \"I bet you are a surgeon.\"She confirms, and asks how he knew.\"Easy, he said, you\'re always washing your hands.\"\"That\'s very clever!\" she says, \"I bet you\'re an anesthesiologist.\"\"Wow, how did you guess?\" he asked.\"I didn\'t feel a thing!\" she replied.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5716,'Sex Jokes','The Coincidence','A man went into a local tavern and took a seat at the bar next to a women patron.He turned to her and said, \"This is a special day, I\'m celebrating.\"\"What a coincidence,\" said the woman, \"I\'m celebrating, too\". She clinked glasses with him and asked, \"What are you celebrating?\"\"I\'m a chicken farmer,\" he replied. \"For years all my hens were infertile, but today they\'refinally fertile.\"\"What a coincidence, the woman said. \"My husband and I have been trying to have a child. Today, my gynecologist told me I\'mpregnant! How did your chickens become fertile?\" she asked.\"I switched cocks,\" he replied.\"What a coincidence,\" she said.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5717,'Sex Jokes','Escaped Prisoner','A man escapes from a prison where he had been kept for 15 years.As he runs away, he finds a house and breaks into it, looking for money and guns, but only finds a young couple in bed.He orders the guy out of bed and ties him up in a chair. While tying the girl up to the bed, he gets on top of her, kisses heron the neck, then gets up, and goes to the bathroom.While he\'s in there, the husband tells his wife, \"Listen, this guy is an escaped prisoner, look at his clothes! He probably spent lots of time in jail, and hasn\'t seen a woman in years. I saw how he kissed your neck. If he wants sex, don\'t resist, don\'t complain, just do what he tells you, just give him satisfaction. This guy must be dangerous, if he gets angry, he\'ll kill us.Be strong, honey. I love you.\"To which the wife responds, \"He was not kissing my neck. He was whispering in my ear. He told me he was gay, thought you were cute, and asked if we kept any Vaseline in the bathroom.Be strong, honey, I love you, too.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5718,'Sex Jokes','The Costume Party','A man and his wife were supposed to go to a costume party together one Halloween, but when the time came to go the party, the woman told him to go on without her, because she said she had a terrible headache. The man reluctantly did, and the suspicious wife decided to see just how faithful her man really was. She put on a different costume and went to the party. When she got there she saw her husband dancing with a young girl in a sexy costume. Now, even more suspicious, she decided to really put him to the test. She danced with him and whispered that they should sneak into a bedroom. She insisted they leave the masks on and had sex with him. Fuming, she ran home to wait for his return. When he got there, she innocently asked if he\'d had fun. He told her he hadn\'t. After a few minutes at the party, he and some guys had gone across the street to play poker. He added, \"The guy who borrowed my costume said he had a hell of a time, though!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5719,'Sex Jokes','Three Brothers','There were three brothers who bought a three story house. The eldest brother had the top floor, the middle had the middle floor, and the youngest got the bottom floor.A little while after they moved in, the eldest brother brought over his girlfriend. During that night, the two younger brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.The next morning, the younger brothers asked their brother what the noise they\'d heard last night was. He replied, \"Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl.\"The middle brother was excited by that, so he brought over his girlfriend the next night. During that night, the two other brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, ahhh.The eldest and youngest asked him what the noise in his room last night was. He replied, \"Click- turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and Ahhh-landed on my girl.\"Now, the youngest brother was really excited. So he brought over his girlfriend, and that night, the older brothers heard the following sounds: Click, swish, fftt, AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!In the morning, the older brothers asked him what the noise in his room was. So, he said, \"Click-turned off the light. Swish-ran across the room. Fftt-farted, and AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH-landed on the bedpost!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5720,'Sex Jokes','The Cruise','A guy went to a travel agent and tried to book a two week cruise for himself and his girlfriend. The travel agent said that all the ships were booked up and things were very tight, but that he would see what he could do. A couple of days later, the travel agent phoned and said he could now get them onto a three day cruise. The guy agreed and went to the drugstore to buy three Dramamine\'s and three condoms.Next day, the agent called back and said that he now could book a five day cruise. The guy said, \"I\'ll take it,\" and returned to the same pharmacy, to buy two more Dramamine\'s and two more condoms.The following day, the travel agent called yet again and said he could now book an eight day cruise. The guy agreed, and went back to the drugstore. He asked for three more Dramamine and three more condoms.The pharmacist looked sympathetically at him and said, \"Look, if it makes you sick, why do you keep doing it?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5721,'Sex Jokes','The sneeze','A man and a woman are sitting beside each other in the first class section of the plane.The woman sneezes, takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose, and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man isn\'t sure why she is shuddering and goes back to reading.A few minutes pass. The woman sneezes again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders quite violently in her seat.The man is becoming more and more curious about the shuddering.A few more minutes pass. The woman sneezes yet again. She takes a tissue, gently wipes her nose and shudders violently again.The man has finally had all he can handle. He turns to the woman and says, \"Three times you\'ve sneezed and three times you\'ve taken a tissue and wiped your nose then shuddered violently! Are you sending me signals, or are you going crazy?\"The woman replies, \"I\'m sorry if I disturbed you. I have a rare condition and when I sneeze, I have an orgasm.\"The man, now feeling a little embarrassed but even more curious says, \"I\'ve never heard of that before. What are you taking for it?\"The woman looks at him and says, \"Pepper.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5722,'Sex Jokes','HITTING BOTTOM','TWO MEN SITTING BESIDE ONE ANOTHER IN A BAR.THE 1ST MAN IS AN AVERAGE SIZE GUY WEIGHINGABOUT 170 LBS.THE 2ND MAN IS A HUGE FAT GUY WEIGHING ABOUT375 LBS.THE 2ND GUY ASKS THE 1ST GUY. \"WHEN YOU HAVE SEX WITH A WOMAN, DO YOU ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM?\"THE 1ST GUY REPLIES, \"IT DEPENDS ON THE WOMAN,HOW ABOUT YOU?\"THE 2ND GUY REPLIES, \"I ALWAYS HIT BOTTOM, NOMATTER WHO I\'M WITH.\"OF COURSE YOU CAN\'T HELP BUT TO HIT BOTTOM WHEN YOU \"MASH IT FLAT\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5723,'Sex Jokes','REALLY FUNNY!!','Look in the mirror!!!!!!!1',0,0,0,'Active'),(5724,'Travel Jokes','Whatever you want it to be','Q. What do you call the temperature between two west virginians?A. Relative Humidity',0,0,0,'Active'),(5725,'Travel Jokes','New Driver\'s License','Martin had just received his brand new drivers license. The family troops out to the driveway, and climbs in the car, where he is going to take them for a ride for the first time. Dad immediately heads for the back seat, directly behind the newly minted driver. \"I\'ll bet you\'re back there to get a change of scenery after all those months of sitting in the front passenger seat teaching me how to drive,\" says the beaming boy to his father. \"Nope,\" comes dad\'s reply, \"I\'m gonna sit here and kick the back of your seat as you drive,just like you\'ve been doing to me all these years.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5726,'Travel Jokes','Lady Sunbathing','A Lady was on a business trip. Since she was so tense from all the meetings, she decided she would go to the roof of the hotel she was staying in and sunbathe to help her relax. She went to the top of the hotel, stripped down, and layed face down on the roof. After about an hour of sunbathing, she heard someone come on the roof. It was the manager of the hotel. He said, \" Excuse me, miss, but do you mind sunbathing somewhere else? \" \"Why?\", asked the lady. \" I\'m on top of the hotel...nobody can see me!\" \" True\", the man replied, \" But you are lying on the sunroof above the dining room.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5727,'Travel Jokes','Ocean Joke','What did the Atlantic Ocean say to the Pacific Ocean?Nothing, it just waved.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5728,'Travel Jokes','Car Acronyms','AUDIAccelerates Under Demonic InfluenceAlways Unsafe Designs ImplementedAll Un-informed Drivers InsultedAll Unnecessary Devices Installed BMWBig Money WorksBought My WifeBrutal Money Waster BUICKBig Ugly Indestructable Car Killer CHEVROLETCan Hear Every Valve Rap On Long Extended Trips Cheap, Hardly Efficient, Virtually Runs On Luck Every Time DODGEDumb Old Dirty Gas EaterDrips Oil, Drops Grease Everywhere FORDFix Or Repair DailyFound On Road, DeadFast Only Rolling Downhill GMGeneral Maintenance GMCGarage Man\'s Companion HONDAHad One Never Did AgainHappy Owners Never Drive Anything else. Hated Old Noisy Damaged AutoHYUNDAIHope You Understand Nothing\'s Driveable And Inexpensive? MAZDAMost Always Zipping Dangerously Along OLDSMOBILEOld Ladies Driving Slowly Make Others Behind Infuriatingly Late Every day.Overpriced, Leisurely Driven Sedan Made Of Buick\'s Irregular Leftover Equipment SAABSend Another Automobile Back TOYOTAToo Often Yankees Overprice This Auto VOLVOVery Odd Looking Vehicular Object VWVirtually Worthless',0,0,0,'Active'),(5729,'Travel Jokes','Glazed','A policeman pulls a man over for speeding and asks him to get out of the car. After looking the man over he says, \"Sir, I couldn\'t help but notice your eyes are bloodshot. Have you been drinking?\" The man gets really indignant and says, \"Officer, I couldn\'t help but notice your eyes are glazed. Have you been eating doughnuts?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5730,'Travel Jokes','Clinton Vacation','Last summer, the President and Mrs. Clinton were vacationing in their home state of Arkansas. On a venture one day, they stopped at a service station to fill up the car with gas. It seemed that the owner of the station was once Hillary\'s high school love. They exchanged hellos, and went on their way. As they were driving on to their destination, Bill put his arm around Hillary and said, \"Well, honey, if you had stayed with him, you would be the wife of a service station owner today.\" She smirked and replied, \"No, if I had stayed with him, he would be President of the United States.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5731,'Travel Jokes','Far East','Mueller is traveling with his wife and mother-in-law in a far east country. At a place of honor his mother-in-law makes a careless remark, which the native people take as an insult to the royal family. Mueller is dragged off to court with his wife and mother-in-law and are sentenced to corporal punishment. Each of them are to recieve 50 lashes on the rear end with a cane. But because the royal family doesn\'t want to appear hostile to foreigners, they grant the guests in their country a wish beforehand, as long as it is able to be fulfilled. Mrs. Mueller is first. \"What do you wish for yourself?\" \"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end before the lashings.\" \"Okay, that shall be granted to you.\" Mrs. Mueller has the pillow bound to her rear end and receives her punishment. But because the pillow is too small and the executioner also hits her back a couple of times, she receives a few blows. Next it is Mueller\'s mother-in-law\'s turn. \"What do you wish for yourself?\" \"I would like a pillow bound on my rear end and a pillow bound on my back before the lashings.\" \"Okay, that shall be granted to you.\" The mother-in-law receives her fifty lashes, but hardly feels the pain through the pillows. Then comes Mueller himself. \"What do you wish for yourself?\" \"I have two wishes. Do you want to fulfill them for me?\" \"Because you are a guest in our country, we want to fulfill your wishes for you, as long as they are reasonable.\" \"I would like 100 lashes instead of 50.\" The executioner is surprised, but recovers again right away and replies, \"Yes, that is a pious wish, it shall be granted to you. And what is your second wish?\" \"I would like to have my mother-in-law bound to my back.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5732,'Travel Jokes','Bad Motel','1.The \"complimentary\" paper tells you that President Kennedy has died.2.The mint on the pillow starts moving when you come close to it. 3.The \"magic fingers vibration\" is supplied by giving a quarter to the town epileptic. 4.There is still some stuff that they put around crime scenes that is yellow 5.The pictures are not placed for decoration but to cover up recent bullet holes. 6.You have to wait until the guy next door is done with the towel so you can use it. 7.There\'s a chalk outline in the bed when you pull back the covers. 8.The desk clerk has to move the body in order to get some ice for you. 9.The Only TV station you can get is a porno channel with roseanne on it. 10.The wake up call comes courtesy of police helicopter',0,0,0,'Active'),(5733,'Travel Jokes','Haircut before Trip','A man was getting a haircut prior to a trip to Rome. He mentioned the trip to the barber who responded, \"Rome? Why would anyone want to go there?It\'s crowded & dirty and full of Italians. You\'re crazy to go to Rome.So, how are you getting there?\"\"We\'re taking TWA,\" was the reply. \"We got a great rate!\"\"TWA?\" exclaimed the barber. \"That\'s a terrible airline. Their planes are old, their flight attendants are ugly, and they\'re always late.So, where are you staying in Rome?\"\"We\'ll be at the downtown International Marriott.\"\"That dump! That\'s the worst hotel in the city. The rooms are small, the service is surly and they\'re overpriced. So, whatcha doing when you get there?\"\"We\'re going to go to see the Vatican and we hope to see the Pope.\"\"That\'s rich,\" laughed the barber. \"You and a million other people trying to see him. He\'ll look the size of an ant. Boy, good luck on this lousy trip of yours. You\'re going to need it.\"A month later, the man again came in for his regular haircut. The barber asked him about his trip to Rome.\"It was wonderful,\" explained the man, \"not only were we on time in one of TWA\'s brand new planes, but it was overbooked and they bumped us up to first class. The food and wine were wonderful, and I had a beautiful 28 year old stewardess who waited on me hand and foot.And the hotel-it was great! They\'d just finished a $25 million remodeling job and now it\'s the finest hotel in the city. They, too, were overbooked, so they apologized and gave us the presidential suite at no extra charge!\"\"Well,\" muttered the barber, \"I know you didn\'t get to see the pope.\"\"Actually, we were quite lucky, for as we toured the Vatican, a Swiss Guard tapped me on the shoulder and explained that the pope likes to personally meet some of the visitors, and if I\'d be so kind as to step into his private room and wait the pope would personally greet me. Sure enough, five minutes later the pope walked through the door and shook my hand! I knelt down as he spoke a few words to me.\"\"Really?\" asked the Barber. \"What\'d he say?\"He said, \"Where\'d you get the lousy haircut?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5734,'Travel Jokes','David Beckham','whats the best way to travel to the moon?transform yourself into a ball and get davidBeckham to take a penalty!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5735,'Women Jokes','Road Hazard','Two elderly women were out driving in a large car, both women barely large enough to see over the dashboard. As they cruised along, they came to an intersection. The stoplight was red, but they just went right on through.The woman in the passenger seat thought to herself, \"I must be losing it, I could have sworn we just went through a red light.\" After a few more minutes, they came to another intersection, the light was red, and again they went right through.This time, the passenger was almost sure that the light had been red, but was also concerned that she might be seeing things. She was getting nervous, and decided to pay very close attention.At the next intersection, sure enough, the light was definitely red, and they went right through it. She turned to the other woman and said, \"Mildred! Did you know we just ran through three red lights in a row? You could have killed us!\"Mildred turned to her and said, \"Oh my goodness! Am I driving?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5736,'Women Jokes','Rights','George: Sam u wanna hear a jokeSam: sureGeorge: Womens Rights',0,0,0,'Active'),(5737,'Women Jokes','True Love','A woman and her friend are sitting together having lunch after one of the women\'s husband\'s funeral service. The friend asks the woman if her husband had any life insurance, and the widow answered her. \"Well, he had $10,000 in life insurance, but it is all gone.\" \"All gone?\", the friend asks, shocked. \"Yes\", said the widow.\"I don\'t understand\", says the friend. \"How did you already go through $10,000?\"\"Well, it is really not as bad as you think.\" says the widow.\"I had to pay $5500 for his funeral and burial, $500 was donated to the church for the service, $1000 was what I spent on his suit, and $3000 was for the memorial stone.\"Puzzled, the friend looks at the widow and says \"That must have been a huge stone for $3000!\"The widow answers: \"Yeah, it was 3 carats!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5738,'Women Jokes','New scientific element: WOMAN','Element Name: WOMANSymbol: WOAtomic Weight: (don\'t even go there!)Physical properties: Generally round in form. Boils at nothing and may freeze any time. Melts whenever treated properly. Very bitter if not used well.Chemical properties: Very active. Often unstable. Possesses strong affinity for gold, silver, platinum, and precious stones. Violent when left alone. Able to absorb great amounts of exotic food. Turns slightly green when placed next to a better specimen.Usage: Highly ornamental. An extremely good catalyst for dispersion of wealth. Probably the most powerful income reducing agent known.Caution: Highly explosive in inexperienced hands.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5739,'Women Jokes','picking up a woman in a laundromat','Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman? Because a woman who can\'t even afford a washing machine, will never be able to support you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5740,'Women Jokes','women and small feet','Why do women have smaller feet than men? So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5741,'Women Jokes','Woman saying something smart','How do you know when a woman\'s about to say something smart? When she starts her sentence with \"A man one told me ....\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5742,'Women Jokes','I haven\'t spoken in months','I haven\'t spoken to my wife for 18 months, I don\'t like to interrupt her.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5743,'Women Jokes','8 things women won\'t say','8. What do you mean today\'s our anniversary? 7. Can we not talk to each other tonight? I\'d rather just watch TV.6. Ohhhhhh, this diamond is wayyyyyyyyy tooooooo big! 5. Can our relationship get a little more physical? I\'m tired of being \'just friends\' 4. Honey, does this outfit make my butt look too small? 3. Aww, don\'t stop for directions, I\'m sure you\'ll be able to figure out how to get there. 2. I don\'t care if it\'s on sale, $300 is way to much for a designer dress.1. Hey, pull my finger!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5744,'Women Jokes','dishwasher breaks down','What do you do if your dishwasher breaks down? Kick her in the butt!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5745,'Women Jokes','womens monthly pain','Why do you call a womens monthly pain a period?Because Mad Cow Disease was taken.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5746,'Women Jokes','Marriage and Cheating','Marriage was invented because it\'s only so much fun to cheat at cards.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5747,'Women Jokes','3 women went out drinking','3 women went out drinking, and decided to have a contest of who could get the drunkest. The next day the women all got together. The first woman said, \"I drove my car into a ditch.\"The second woman said, \"I blew chunks.\"The third woman said, \"I burned down my house.\" After they all had told their stories, the third woman said, \"I guess I won,\" and the second woman said, \"You don\'t understand, Chunks is my dog.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5748,'Women Jokes','Ed Zachary Disease','A woman was very distraught at the fact that she had not had a date or any sex in quite some time. She was afraid she might have something wrong with her, so she decided to seek the medical expertise of a sex therapist. Her doctor recommended that she see the well known Chinese sex therapist, Dr. Chang. So she went to see him.Upon entering the examination room, Dr. Chang said, \"OK, take off all your crose.\"The woman did as she was told.\"Now, get down and craw reery, reery fass to odderside of room.\" Again,The woman did as she was instructed.Dr. Chang then said, \"OK, now craw reery, reery fass back to me.\" So she did..Dr.Chang shook his head slowly and said, \"Your probrem vewy bad. You haf Ed Zachary Disease. Worse case I ever see. Dat why you not haf sex or dates.\"Worried, the woman asked anxiously, \"Oh my God, Dr. Chang, what is Ed Zachary Disease?\"Dr. Chang sighed deeply, and replied, \"Ed Zachary Disease is when your face look ed zachary like your ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5749,'Women Jokes','She-Devil','There is a man who goes out drinking all the time and comes home very later every night. So one night his wife decides to teach him a lesson. She dresses up like Satan, and decides to hide in the dark, and scare him when he gets home.The man comes home, and his wife jumps out and screams in his face. He just looks at her and says, \'\'You don\'t scare me I am married to your sister!\'\'\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5750,'Women Jokes','The Pharmacist','Upon arriving home in eager anticipation of a leisurely evening, the husband was met at the door by his sobbing wife. Tearfully she explained, \"It\'s the pharmacist - he insulted me terribly this morning on the phone.\"Immediately, the husband drove downtown to accuse the pharmacist and demand an apology. Before he could say more than a word or two, the pharmacist told him, \"Now, just a minute - listen to my side of it. This morning the alarm failed to go off, so I was late getting up. I went without breakfast and hurried out to the car, but I\'ll be damned if I didn\'t lock the house with both house and car keys inside. I had to break a window to get my keys. Driving a little too fast, I got a speeding ticket. Then, about three blocks from the store I had a flat tire. When I finally got to the store, there was a bunch of people waiting for me to open up. I got the store opened and started waiting on these people, and all the time the darn phone was ringing its head off. Then I had to break a roll of nickels against the cash register drawer to make change, and they spilled all over the floor. I got down on my hands and knees to pick up the nickels - the phone is till ringing - when I came up I cracked my head on the open cash drawer, which made me stagger back against a showcase with a bunch of perfume bottles on it, and half of them hit the floor and broke. The phone is still ringing with no let up, I finally got back to answer it.\"The pharmacist continues, \"It was your wife - she wanted to know how to use a rectal thermometer. Well, Mister, I TOLD HER!!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5751,'Women Jokes','Tight Skirt','One Day, at a bus stop there was a girl who was wearing a skintight miniskirt. When the bus arrived, and it was her turn to get on, she realized that her skirt was so tight that she couldn\'t get her foot high enough to reach the step. Thinking it would give her enough slack to raise her leg, she reaches back and unzipps her skirt a little. She still could not reach the step. Embarrassed, she reaches back once again to unzip it a little more. Still, she couldn\'t reach the step. So, with her skirt zipper halfway down, she reaches back and unzips her skirt all the way. Thinking that she could get on the step now, she lifts up her leg only to realize that she still couldn\'t reach the step. So, seeing how embarrased the girl was, the man standing behind her put his hands around her waist and lifted her up on to the first step of the bus. The girl turns around furiously and says, ?How dare you touch my body that way, I don\'t even know you!? Shocked, the man says, ?Well, ma\'am, after you reached around and unzipped my fly three times, I kinda figured that we were friends.?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5752,'Women Jokes','Six Most Important Men in a Woman\'s Life','THE DOCTOR because he says \"Take your clothes off.\"THE DENTIST because he says \"Open wide.\"THE HAIR DRESSER because he says \"Do you want them teased or blown?\"THE MILKMAN because he says \"Do you want it in the back or in the front?\"THE INTERIOR DECORATOR because he says \"Once it\'s in you\'ll love it.\"THE BANKER because he says \"If you take it out too soon, you\'ll lose interest.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5753,'Women Jokes','The Devout Catholic Woman','Maria is a devout Catholic. She gets married and has 17 children. Then her husband dies. She remarries two weeks later, and has 22 children by her next husband. Then he dies. A while later, she dies. At the funeral, the priest looks skyward and says, \"At last they\'re finally together.\" A guy sitting in the front row says, \"Excuse me Father, but do you mean her and her first husband, or her and her second husband?\" \"I mean her legs!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5754,'Women Jokes','Top 10 Things Only Women Understand','10) Cats\' facial expressions.9) The need for the same style of shoes in different colors.8) Why bean sprouts aren\'t just weeds.7) ?Fat? clothes.6) Taking a car trip without trying to beat your best time.5) The difference between beige, off-white and eggshell.4) Cutting your bangs to make them grow.3) Eyelash curlers.2) The inaccuracy of every bathroom scale ever made.1) Other women.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5755,'Women Jokes','Bad drivers.','Why are women such bad drivers?Because there is no road between the bedroom and the bathroom.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5756,'Women Jokes','Why did the woman cross the road?','Why did the women cross the road?Well thats not the point what is she doing out of the kitchen?!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5757,'Women Jokes','10 things men know','10 things men know about women:-------------------------------1:2:3:4:5:6:7:8:9:10: They have tits',0,0,0,'Active'),(5758,'Women Jokes','likable','I finally found a woman like my mom. This woman:Acts like her! Looks like her! Smells like her!So i took her home my father doesn\'t like her!?!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5759,'Women Jokes','Mistakes','Why did God create men first? Because we learn from mistakes.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5760,'Women Jokes','A Florida Genie','A man was walking along a Florida beach and stumbled across an old lamp. He picked it up and rubbed it, and out popped a genie.The genie said, \"OK, You released me from the lamp, blah blah blah. This is the fourth time this month, and I\'m getting a little sick of these wishes so you can forget about three... You only get one wish!\"The man sat, and thought about it for a while and said, \"I\'ve always wanted to go to Hawaii, but I\'m scared to fly, and I get very seasick. Could you build me a bridge to Hawaii so I can drive over there to visit?\"The genie laughed and said, \"That\'s impossible!!!Think of the logistics of that! How would the supports ever reach the bottom of the Pacific? Think of how much concrete -- how much steel!! No, think of another wish.\"The man said, \"OK, I\'ll try to think of a really good wish.\" Finally, he said, \"I\'ve been married and divorced four times. My wives always said that I don\'t care and that I\'m insensitive.So, I wish that I could understand women, know how they feel inside, and what they\'re thinking when they give me the silent treatment. Know why they\'re crying, know what they really want when they say \"nothing,\", know how to make them truly happy.\"The genie said, \"Do you want that bridge to be two lanes or four?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5761,'Women Jokes','Breast Awareness','Finally, something other than smiley faces....Perfect breasts(o)(o)Fake silicone breasts( + )( + )Perky breasts(*)(*)Big nipple breasts(@)(@)A cupso oD cups{ O }{ O }Wonder bra breasts(oYo)Cold breasts( ^ )( ^ )Lopsided breasts(o)(O)Pierced Breasts(Q)(O)Hanging Tassels Breasts(p)(p)Against The Shower Door Breasts( )( )Android Breasts| o | | o |Martha Stewart\'s Breasts($)($)OK Girls--now that you have had your laugh, remember breast cancer awareness -- so have those boobs checked out and stay healthy...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5762,'Women Jokes','Birthday Girl','Joe was talking to his buddy at the bar, and he said, \"I don\'t know what to get my wife for her birthday. She has everything, and besides, she can afford to buy anything she wants, so I\'m stumped.\"His buddy said, \"I have an idea, why don\'t you make up a certificate saying, she can have 60 minutes of great sex, any way she wants it. She\'ll probably be thrilled.\"So that\'s what Joe did.The next day at the bar, his buddy said, \"Well, did you take my suggestion?\"\"Yes, I did,\" said Joe.\"Did she like it?\" His buddy asked.\"Oh yes! she jumped up , thanked me, kissed me on the forehead, and ran out the door, yelling, \"I\'ll be back in an hour!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5763,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama so fat.. tripped','Yo mamma\'s so fat, she tripped on 4th Avenue and landed on 12th.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5764,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama so fat... George Washington','Yo Mama is so fat, when she sits on a quarter she squeezes a booger out of George Washington\'s nose.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5765,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama so ugly.. taco bell..','Yo mama\'s so ugly, she\'s like Taco Bell. When people see her, they run for the border.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5766,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so stupid','Yo mama so stupid she tripped over a cordless phone.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5767,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so ugly... blind..','Yo mama\'s so ugly, she made a blind kid cry.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5768,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so old... tits','Yo mama so old, I slapped her on the back and her tits fell off!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5769,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so fat.. cereal..','Yo mama is so fat, she eats her cereal out of a satellite dish.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5770,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so fat.. band..','Yo Mama is so fat, that when she dances, the band skips!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5771,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so fat.. disease','Yo mama is so fat that when she was diagnosed with the flesh eating disease the doctor gave her 18 years to live.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5772,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so fat.. cereal','Yo mama is so fat, her cereal bowl comes with a lifeguard.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5773,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so fat.. drivers license','Yo mama is so fat that her driver\'s license says, \"Picture continued on other side.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5774,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama is so fat... driveway','Yo mama is so fat, she has to iron her pants on the driveway.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5775,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama is so fat.. neck','Yo mama is so fat, that the back of her neck looks like a package of hot dogs.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5776,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama so fat, when.. ran away','Yo mama\'s so fat, when she ran away, they had to use all four sides of the milk carton.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5777,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama in an elevator','Yo mama\'s so fat, when she gets in an elevator, it has to go down.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5778,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama is so fat.. shovel','Yo mama\'s so fat, she was born with a silver shovel in her mouth.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5779,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama is so fat.. lost','Yo mama\'s so fat, I ran around her twice and got lost',0,0,0,'Active'),(5780,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama is so fat... restaurant','Yo mama\'s so fat, when she goes to a restaurant, she doesn\'t get a menu, she gets an estimate.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5781,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so stupid.. juice','Yo\' mama is so stupid she tried to make apple juice out of grapes!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5782,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama so stupid.. . refund','Yo\' mama so stupid, she thinks a quarterback is a refund!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5783,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mama is so fat.....website','Yo mama is so fat her ass formed it\'s own website.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5784,'Yo Mama Jokes','your mama is so fat','Yo mama is so fat she uses her underwear for bungy jumping.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5785,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mamma so fat... elevater','Yo mamma is so fat, she went in the elevator, and when she pressed up, it went down.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5786,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mamma so fat','Yo mama is so fat that she needs a book mark to keep track of all her chin rolls!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5787,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mamma is so ugly... onion','Yo mamma is so ugly, she made an onion cry.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5788,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mamas so stupid...gumball','Yo mamas so stupid she put a quarter in a parking meter and waited for a gum ball to come out.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5789,'Yo Mama Jokes','Yo mamas so fat ... skittles','Yo mamas so fat she sat on Saturn and skittles started falling out',0,0,0,'Active'),(5790,'Yo Mama Jokes','yo mama\'s teeth','yo mama\'s teeth so yellow that when she smiles everyone sings, \"i got sunshine on a cloudy day\".....',0,0,0,'Active'),(5812,'Animal World','How To Give Your Cat a Pill','How To Give Your Cat a Pill 1. Grasp cat firmly in your arms. Cradle its head on your elbows, just as if you were giving a baby a bottle. Coo confidently, \"That\'s a nice kitty.\" Drop pill into its mouth.2. Retrieve cat from top of lamp and pill from under sofa.3. Follow same procedure as in 1, but hold cat\'s front paws down with left hand and back paws down with elbow of right arm. Poke pill into its mouth with right forefinger.4. Retrieve cat from under bed. Get new pill from bottle. (Resist impulse to get new cat.)5. Again proceed as in 1, except when you have cat firmly cradled in bottle-feeding position, sit down on edge of chair, fold your torso over cat, bring your right hand over your left elbow, open cat\'s mouth by lifting the upper jaw and pop the pill in -- quickly. Since your head is down by your knees, you won\'t be able to see what you\'re doing. That\'s just as well.6. Leave cat hanging on drapes. Leave pill in your hair.7. If you\'re a woman, have a good cry. If you\'re a man, have a good cry.8. Now pull yourself together. Who\'s the boss here, anyway? Retrieve cat and pill. Assuming position 1, say sternly, \"Who\'s the boss here, anyway?\" Open cat\'s mouth, take pill and ... Ooooops!9. This isn\'t working, is it? Collapse and think. Aha! Those flashing claws are causing the chaos.10. Crawl to linen closet. Drag back large beach towel. Spread towel on floor.11. Retrieve cat from kitchen counter and pill from potted plant.12. Spread cat on towel near one end with its head over long edge.13. Flatten cat\'s front and back legs over its stomach. (Resist impulse to flatten cat.)14. Roll cat in towel. Work fast; time and tabbies wait for no man -- or woman.15. Resume position 1. Rotate your left hand to cat\'s head. Press its mouth at the jaw hinges like opening the petals of a snapdragon.16. Drop pill into cat\'s mouth and poke gently. Voila! It\'s done.17. Vacuum up loose fur (cat\'s). Apply bandages to wounds (yours).18. Take two aspirins and lie down.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5813,'Animal World','Man and wife at the zoo','It\'s a beautiful warm spring day and a man and his wife are at the zoo. She\'s wearing a cute, loose-fitting, pink spring dress, sleeveless w/straps. As they walk through the ape exhibit and pass in front of a very large gorilla, the gorilla goes ape. He jumps up on the bars, holding on w/one hand (and 2 feet), grunting and pounding his chest w/the free hand. He is obviously excited at the pretty lady in the sheer dress. The husband, noticing the excitement, suggests that his wife tease the poor fellow. He tells her to pucker her lips, wiggle her bottom, and flirt w/the ape. She does and the gorilla gets even more excited, making noises that would wake the dead. Then the husband suggests that she let one of her straps fall; she does, and the gorilla is so excited, he\'s just about to tear the bars down. The husband then suggests that the wife lift her dress up above the thighs... this drives the gorilla absolutely crazy. Then, quickly the husband grabs his wife by the hair, rips open the door to the cage, slings her in w/the gorilla and says, \"Now, tell him you have a headache.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5814,'Animal World','Hungry Snake','Hungry Snake Having arived at the edge of the river, the fisherman soon realized he had forgotten to bring any bait. Just then hehappened to see a little snake passing by who had caught a worm. The fisherman snatched up the snake and robbed him of his worm. Feeling sorry for the little snake with no lunch, he snatched him up again and poured a little beerdown his throat and went about his fishing. An hour or so later the fisherman felt a tug at his pantleg. Looking down, he saw the same snake with three more worms in his mouth...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5815,'Animal World','A veterinarian surgeon...','A veterinarian surgeon had had a hell of a day, but when he got home from tending to all the sick animals his wife was waiting with a long cool drink and a romantic candle-lit dinner, after which they had a few more drinks and went happily to bed.At about 2:00 in the morning, the phone rang. \"Is this the vet?\" asked an elderly lady\'s voice.\"Yes, it is\", replied the vet, \"Is this an emergency?\"\"Well, sort of\", said the elderly lady, \"there\'s a whole bunch of cats on the roof outside making a terrible noise mating and I can\'t get to sleep. What can I do about it?\" There was a sharp intake of breath from the vet, who then patiently replied \"Open the window and tell them they\'re wanted on the phone\"\"Really?\" said the elderly lady, \"Will that will that stop them?\"\"Should do,\" said the vet, \"- IT STOPPED ME!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5816,'Animal World','Tarzania','What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants in the distance?\"Look, a herd of elephants in the distance\"What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of elephants with sunglassesin the distance?Nothing. He doesn\'t recognize them.What does Tarzan say when he sees a herd of giraffes in the distance?\"Haha! You fooled me once with those disguises, but not this time!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5817,'Animal World','Tarzania II','What is the difference between en elephant and a plum?An elephant is grey.What does Jane say when she sees a herd of elephants in the distance?\"Look! A herd of plums in the distance\" (Jane is colorblind)',0,0,0,'Active'),(5818,'Animal World','Elephants','How do you get four elephants into a Mini?Two in the front, two in the back.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5819,'Animal World','Elephants II','What game do four elephants in a mini play?Squash',0,0,0,'Active'),(5820,'Animal World','Elephants III','How do you get an elephant into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Insert elephant.3. Close door.How do you get a giraffe into the fridge?1. Open door.2. Remove elephant.3. Insert giraffe.4. Close door.How do you know there are *two* elephants in your fridge?The door won\'t close.How do you know there are *three* elephants in your fridge?There\'ll be one waiting outside in the Mini.How can you tell that an elephant has been in your fridge?By the footprints in the butter.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5821,'Animal World','Elephants IV','How do you get an elephant out of the water?Wet.How do you get two elephants out of the water?One by one.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5822,'Animal World','Elephants V','Why do elephants live in herds?To get a wholesale reduction on the shoes with yellow soles.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5823,'Animal World','Elephants VI','How do you smuggle an elephant across the border?Put a slice of bread on each side, and call him \"lunch\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5824,'Animal World','Elephants VII','What do you do when an elephant comes through the window?Swim for it...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5825,'Animal World','Elephants VIII','What has two grey legs and two brown legs?An elephant with diarrhea.What do you give an elephant with diarrhea?Lots of room!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5826,'Animal World','Elephants IX','Every nation has to write a book about the Elephant:The French book - The Sex Life of the Elephant or: 1000 ways to cook ElephantThe English book - Elephants I have shot on SafariThe Welsh book - The Elephant and its influence on Welsh language and culture or: Oes ysgol tocynnau eleffant llanfairpwll nhadau coeden.The American book - How to Make Bigger And Better ElephantsThe Japanese book - How to Make Smaller And Cheaper ElephantsThe Greek book - How to Sell Elephants for a Lot of MoneyThe Finnish book - What Do Elephants Think about Finnish PeopleThe German book - A Short Introduction to Elephants, Vol 1-6.The Icelandic book - Defrosting an ElephantThe Swiss book - Switzerland: The Country Through Which Hannibal Went With His ElephantsThe Canadian book - Elephants: A Federal or State Issue?The Swedish book - How to reduce your taxes with an elephant.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5827,'Animal World','How to Catch a White Elephant','How to Catch a White Elephant ============================= Submitted By Niels Kristian JensenGo to an place where there are white elephants. Bring with you amuffin (with raisins). Climb a tree. When the white elephant is close,drop the muffin (with raisins) in front of it. The white elephant willbe happy, and eat the muffin (with raisins). White elephants likemuffins (with raisins). Repeat this procedure for five days in a row.After the fifth day, the white elephant will be used to its daily muffin(with rasins). The sixth day you climb the tree, bring with you a muffinwithout rasins. Drop the muffin as usual. When the white elephant findsout that the muffin lacks raisins, it will darken in anger.And then you catch it the same way as an ordinary grey elephant.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5828,'Animal World','The best book on elephants','The UN sponsored a competition on which nation can produce the best bookon elephants.The British submited a dry historical account \"The Elephant and the British Empire.\"The French submited a text \"The Sensuality of the Elephant -- a Personal Account.\"The Germans submited 47 Volumes entitled \"An Elementary Introduction to the Foundation of the Science of the Elephant\'s Ear.\"The Americans submited an article from \"Money\" magazine: \"Elephants -- the Perfect Tax Shelter for the 80s\"Green-Peace submited a counter-entry \"Elephants -- they\'re better than People\"The Russians submited a terse manuscript titled \"The superiority of the Soviet Elephant\"And submited a poem \"The Joy and Freedom Brought forth by the Soviet Elephant.\"But the Japanese won with their Promotional Flier \"We have no Elephants but wouldn\'t you want to buy a Honda instead\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5829,'Animal World','Top 15 Household Pet Dishes','Top 15 Household Pet Dishes15> Angelfish Cake14> Hamster and Cheese on Rye13> Chow Chow Mein12> Bran Muffy11> Eggs BenjiDict10> Yorkieshire pudding 9> Shih-Tzu Kabobs 8> Potbelly Pig in a Blanket 7> Shrimp Cockatiel 6> Fettucine AlFido 5> Chicken Poodle Soup 4> Turtlellini 3> Lhasa Thermidor 2> Rex-Mex Enchihuahuas 1> I\'ll-Teach-You-to-Piss-On-My-Pillow Persian Pancakes [ This list copyright 1997 by Chris White and Ziff-Davis ] [ *To forward or repost, please include this section.* ] [ The Top Five List top5@walrus.com www.topfive.com ]',0,0,0,'Active'),(5830,'Animal World','A miserable rooster','A salesman is talking to a farmer when he looks over and sees a rooster wearing pants, a shirt, and suspenders. He says, \"What the hell is that all about?\"The farmer says, \"We had a fire in the chicken coop and all his feathers got singed off, so the wife made him some clothes to keep him warm. There ain\'t nothing funnier than watching him try to hold down a hen with one foot and get his pants down with the other.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5831,'Animal World','A horse and a rabbit','A horse and a rabbit A horse and a rabbit are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into amud hole and is sinking. He calls to the rabbit to go and get thefarmer to help pull him out to safety. The rabbit runs to the farm butthe farmer can\'t be found. He drives the farmer\'s Mercedes back to themud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws theother end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the carforward saving him from sinking!A few days later, the rabbit and horse were playing in the meadowagain and the rabbit fell into the mud hole. The rabbit yelled to thehorse to go and get some help from the farmer.The horse said, \"I think I can stand over the hole!\" So he stretchedover the width of the hole and said, \"Grab for my dick and pullyourself up.\" And the rabbit did and pulled himself to safety.The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don\'t need aMercedes!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5832,'Animal World','A dog walks into a butcher shop...','A dog walks into a butcher shop with a purse strapped around hisneck. He walks up to the meat case and calmly sits there until it\'shis turn to be waited on.A man, who was already in the butcher shop, finished his purchaseand noticed the dog. The butcher leaned over the counter and askedthe dog what it wanted today.The dog put its paw on the glass case in front of the ground beef,and the butcher said, \"How many pounds?\" The dog barked twice, so thebutcher made a package of two pounds ground beef. He then said,\"Anything else?\" The dog pointed to the pork chops, and the butchersaid, \"How many?\" The dog barked four times, and the butcher made upa package of four pork chops.The dog walked around behind the counter, so the butcher could getat the purse and take out the appropriate amount of money beforetying the two packages of meat around the dog\'s neck.The man, who had been watching all of this, decided to follow thedog. The dog walked for several blocks and then walked up to a housewhere it began to scratch the door to be let in.As the owner opened the door, the man called to the owner, \"That\'s areally smart dog you have there.\"\"He\'s not really all that smart,\" the owner replied.\"This is the second time this week he forgot his key.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5833,'Animal World','Punishment that fits the crime','Three dogs are sitting in the waiting room of a vets office. One is apoodle, one is a schnauzer and the other is a great Dane.The poodle turns to the schnauzer and asks \"why are you here?\"The schnauzer responds, \"I\'m 17 years old. I don\'t see or hear very well.I\'ve been having accidents in the house. My owner says I\'m too old and sickso he brought me here to be put to sleep.\"The schnauzer asks the poodle \"why are you here?\"The poodle responds, \"I\'ve not been myself lately. I\'ve been especially highstrung. I\'ve been barking all the time, I\'ve been snapping at people and Ieven bit one of the neighbor\'s kids. Nobody knows why this has beenhappening. My owner says he can\'t risk me biting somebody else so he broughtme here to be put to sleep.\"The poodle and schnauzer ask the great Dane why he is here.The great Dane responds: \"My owner is this beautiful runway model. Yesterdayshe was walking around the house naked when she suddenly bent down to pickup something she dropped. She was bent over and naked when nature took overand the next thing I know I\'m on top of her doing the doggie thing. Icouldn\'t help myself. \"The poodle asks: \"so she brought you here to put to sleep?\"\"Oh, no...., I\'m just here to get my nails trimmed.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5834,'Animal World','Pray hard','A lady goes to her parish priest one day and tells him, \"Father,I have a problem. I have two female parrots but they only knowhow to say one thing.\" \"What do they say?\" the priest inquired. \"They say, \'Hi, we\'re prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?\" \"That\'s obscene!\" the priest exclaimed, \"I can see why youare embarrassed.\" He thought a minute and then said, \"You know,I may have a solution to this problem. I have two male parrotswhom I have taught to pray and read the Bible.Bring your two parrots over to my house and we will put them inthe cage with Francis and Job. My parrots can teach your parrotsto praise and worship. I\'m sure your parrots will stop sayingthat...that phrase in no time.\" \"Thank you,\" the womanresponded, \"this may very well be the solution.\" The next day, she brought her female parrots to the priest\'shouse. As he ushered her in, she saw this two male parrots wereinside their cage, hold their rosary beads and praying. Impressed, she walked over and placed her parrots in with them. After just a couple of seconds, the female parrots exclaimed outin unison, \"Hi, we\'re prostitutes. Do you want to have somefun?\"There was a stunned silence. Finally, one male parrot lookedover at the other male parrot and said, \"Put the beads away,Francis, our prayers have been answered!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5835,'Animal World','A police officer came upon a terrible wreck...','A police officer came upon a terrible wreck where the driver and passenger had been killed. As he looked upon the wreckage a little monkey came out of the brush and hopped around the crashed car. The officer looked down at the monkey and said \"I wish you could talk.\" The monkey looked up at the officer and shook his head up and down. \"You can understand what I\'m saying?\" asked the officer. Again, the monkey shook his head up and down.\"Well, did you see this?\"\"Yes,\" motioned the monkey.\"What happened?\"The monkey pretended to have a can in his hand and turned it up by his mouth.\"They were drinking?\" asked the officer.\"Yes.\"\"What else?\"The monkey pinched his fingers together and held them to his mouth.\"They were smoking marijuana?\"\"Yes.\"\"What else?\"The monkey motioned \"Screwing.\"\"They were screwing, too?\" asked the astounded officer.\"Yes.\" \"Now wait, you\'re saying your owners were drinking, smoking and screwing before they wrecked.\"\"Yes.\"\"What were you doing during all this?\"\"Driving\" motioned the monkey.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5836,'Animal World','A little girl was out with her Grandmother...','A little girl was out with her Grandmother when they came across a couple of dogs mating on the sidewalk. \"What are they doing, Grandma?\" asked the little girl. The grandmother was embarrased, so she said, \"The dog on top has hurt his paw, and the one underneath is carrying him to the doctor.\" They\'re just like people, aren\'t they Grandma?\" said the little one. \"How do you mean?\" asked the Grandma. \"Offer someone a helping hand,\" said the little girl, \"and they fuck you everytime!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5837,'Animal World','German Shepard on Golf Course','German Shepard on Golf Course A golf pro was helping this attractive young woman with her swing when his zipper got caught in the rhinestones on the back of her skirt. Needless to say this was embarrassing to both of them since their relationship had been purely platonic. They decided to walk together in this lock-step back to the clubhouse where certainly a pair of needle-nosed pliers would fix the problem. Just as they turned the corner to the clubhouse a German Shepherd ran up and threw a bucket of water on them.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5838,'Animal World','Footless Parrot','Footless Parrot A guy is having marital problems. He and the wife are not communicating at all and he\'s lonesome so he goes to a pet store thinking a pet might help. The store he happened to walk into specialized in parrots. As he wanders down the rows of parrots he notices one with no feet. Surprised he mutters \"I wonder how he hangs onto the perch?\" The parrot says \"With my prick, you dummy.\" The guy is startled and says \"You certainly talk well for a parrot.\" The parrot says \"Of course, I\'m a very well educated parrot. I can discuss politics, sports, religion, most any subject you wish.\" The guy says \"Gee, you sound like just what I was looking for.\" The parrot says \"There\'s not much of a market for maimed parrots. If you offer the proprietor $20 for me I\'ll bet he\'ll sell me.\" The guy buys the parrot and for three months things go great. When he comes home from work the parrot tells him Clinton said this, the A\'s won, the Giant\'s lost, the pope did so and so. One day the guy comes home from work and the parrot waves a wing at him and says \"Come in and shut the door.\" The guy says \"What\'s up?\" The parrot says \"I don\'t know how to tell you this, but the mailman came today. Your wife answered the door in her negligee and he kissed her right on the lips.\" The guy says \"Oh, A momentary flight of passion.\" The parrot says \"Then he fondled her breasts.\" The guy says \"He did??!\" The parrot says \"Then he pulled her negligee down and started sucking on her breasts.\" The guy says \"My God, what happened next???!!!\" The parrot says \"I don\'t know. I got a hard-on and fell off my perch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5839,'Animal World','A dangerous job','This guy wakes up one morning to find a gorilla in his tree. He looks in the phone book for a gorilla removal service until he finds one. \"Is it a boy or girl Gorilla?\" the service guy asks. \"Boy,\" is the man\'s response. \"Oh yeah, I can do it. I\'ll be right there,\" says the service guy. An hour later the service guy shows up with a stick, a Chihuahua, a shotgun, and a pair of handcuffs. He then gives the man some nstructions: \"Now, I\'m going to climb this tree and poke the gorilla with the stick until he falls. When he does, the trained Chihuahua will bite the gorilla\'s testicles off. The gorilla will then cross his hands to protect himself and allow you to put the handcuffs on him.\" The man asks, \"What do I do with the shotgun?\" The service guy replies, \"If I fall out of the tree before the gorilla, shoot the Chihuahua.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5840,'Animal World','THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS','THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN DOGS AND CATS A dog thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... They must be gods! A cat thinks: Hey, these people I live with feed me, love me, provide me with a nice warm, dry house, pet me, and take good care of me... I must be a god!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5841,'Animal World','There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle...','There once was a baby elephant and a baby turtle drinking from a river deep in the jungle. For no reason, the turtle reaches over and bites the elephant\'s tail, really hard.Years and years later, the same elephant, now grown up, is by the same river, having a drink with his giraffe buddy, when the same turtle that bit him on the tail all those years ago wanders up to the river. The elephant rears back a leg and kicks the turtle as hard as he can, sending him flying way off into the jungle.\"Why did you do that?\" the giraffe asks.\"When we both were babies, that turtle bit my tail for no reason,\" the elephant replied.\"Wow! You must have a good memory!\" exclaimed the giraffe.\"Yep!\" said the elephant. \"I\'ve got Turtle-Recall.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5842,'Animal World','A robber was robbing a house...','A robber was robbing a house when he heard a voice. \"Jesus is watching you!\" \"who\'s there?\" The robber said But no sound was heard. So he kept going and he heard it two more times when he spotted a parrot. \"What\'s your name,\" the robber asked. \"Cocodora\" said the parrot. \"Now, what kind of idiot would name a bird Cocodora\" said the robber. \"The same idiot who named the rotweiler Jesus\", said the parrot.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5843,'Animal World','Three mice are sitting in a bar talking...','Three mice are sitting in a bar talking about how tough they are. The first mouse slams down a shot and says, \"I play with mouse traps for fun. I\'ll run into one on purpose and as it\'s closing on me, I grab the bar and bench press it twenty or thirty times.\" And with that he slams another shot. The second mouse slams down a shot and says, \"That\'s nothing. I take those Decon tablets, cut \'em up, and snort \'em just for the fun of it.\" And with that he slams another shot. The third mouse slams down a shot, gets up and walks away. The first two mice look at each other, and then turn to the third mouse and ask, \"Where the hell are you going?\" The third mouse stops and replies, \"I\'m going home to fuck the cat.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5844,'Animal World','A blind man is standing at the corner...','A blind man is standing at the corner with his seeing eye dog waiting to cross the street, when his pooch lifts his leg and pisses down the side of his nice herringbone tweed trousers. The guy immediately reaches into his jacket pocket and retrieves a doggie biscuit which he starts to offer to Fido. A businessman, who is also waiting to cross the street, observes this happening and interrupts, \"Excuse me buddy, but are you aware of the fact that your dog just pissed all down the leg of your pants?\" \"Yes, I\'m trying to break him of this dreadful habit\", replies the blind man. \"Well, it\'s none of my business,\" says the onlooker, \"but you\'re not going to teach him much by rewarding him with a biscuit!\" To which the blind fellow chuckles, \"Oh I\'m not rewarding him. I\'m just trying to find his head so I can kick his ass!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5845,'Animal World','One night a man heard howls coming from his basement...','One night a man heard howls coming from his basement and went down to discover a female cat being raped by a mouse. Fascinated by what he saw, the man gained the mouse\'s confidence with some cheese and then took him next door. The mouse repeated his amazing performance by raping a German Sheppard. The man, very excited by this, was dying to show someone his discovery. He rushed home and woke up his wife but before he could explain, she saw the mouse, screamed, and covered her head with the blanket. \"Don\'t be afraid, darling,\" said the man. \"Wait until I tell you about this.\" \"Get out of here!\" cried his wife. \"And take that sex maniac with you!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5846,'Animal World','Wife comes home to find the old man...','Wife comes home to find the old man humping the dog in the front room. \"My God Henry\", she screams, \"I know you\'ve had other woman but this time you\'ve gone too far!\" \"You may be right\" he says, \"I think I\'m stuck.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5847,'Animal World','A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar...','A mouse and a lion walk were in a bar, drinking a few beers when a giraffe walked in. \"Get a load of her\" said the mouse, \"what a babe!\" \"Well, why not try your luck?\" replied the lion. So the mouse went over to the giraffe and started talking to her. Within five minutes they\'re out the door and into the night. The next day, the lion was drinking in the bar, when the mouse staggered in. The mouse is completely worn out, and can hardly hold himself up. The lion helped his pal up on to a stool, poured a drink down his throat and said, \"What the hell happened to you? I saw you leave with the giraffe, what happened after that? Was she all right?\" The mouse replied, \"Yeah, she was really something, we went out to dinner, had a couple of glasses of wine, and she invited me back to her place to spend the night. And oh, man! I\'ve never had a night like it!\" \"But how come you look like you\'re so exhausted?\" asked the lion. \"Well\" said the mouse, \"between the kissing and the screwing, I must have run a thousand miles!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5848,'Animal World','Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer?','Did you hear about Adolph, the brown-nosed reindeer? He could run as fast as Rudolph, he just couldn\'t stop as fast.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5849,'Animal World','A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. \"Listen,\" he says...','A guy walks into a bar and orders a beer. \"Listen,\" he says to the bartender. \"If i show you the most amazing thing you\'ve ever seen, is my beer on the house?\" \"We\'ll See,\" says the bartender. So the guy pulls out a hamster and a tiny piano out of a bag, puts them on the bar, and the hamster begins to play. \"Impressive,\" says the bartender, \"but i\'ll need to see more.\" \"Hold on,\" says the man. He then pulls out a bullfrog, and it sings \"Old Man River.\" A patron jups up from mhis table and shouts \"Thats\'s Absolutely incredible! I\'ll give you $100 right now for the frog.\" \"Sold,\" says the guy. The patron takes the bullfrog and leaves. \"It\'s none of my business,\" says the bartender, \"but you just gave away a fortune.\" \"Not really,\" says the guy. \"The hamster is also a ventriloquist.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5850,'Animal World','What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg?','What are the five reasons for not wanting to be an egg ? 1) You only get laid once. 2) You only get eaten once. 3) It takes you seven min. to get hard in boiling water. 4) You have to come in a box with 11 other guys. 5) The only one that ever sits on your face is your mother.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5851,'Animal World','Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole...','Farmer John had just walked into the local watering hole, when who should he see, but his old friend Chris the tractor salesman sitting up at the bar. Chris looked so down and dejected, that John just had to go up and say something to him. \"Say, Chris, how ya doing? How\'s the tractor selling business these days?\" If Chris had looked sad before, at the mention of tractor sales, his face sank even more, and a tear came to his eye. \"John,\" he said, shaking his head, \"I don\'t know what it is. I can\'t sell a tractor these days to save my life. I\'ll tell you, I just gotta sell one tractor and soon, or else I\'ll lose that dealership for good.\" \"Well,\" John said, taking the barstool next to him, \"If you think you got it bad, I got it worse. Now you listen to this....\" \"I went out to the barn the other morning to milk Bessy. That ol\' cow gets more ornery as the years go by. Anyway, no sooner did I sit down on the milking stool and get to work, but ol\' Bes starts a slappin\' me with her tail. After a minute or so, I got fed up with it, so I threw a rope up over the rafters, and tied ol\' Bessy\'s tail to the rafters. Then I got back to work.\" \"I didn\'t even get two squirts into the bucket, when Bes gives me a kick. Knocked me clean off the stool! Boy, did that upset me! So I get me another rope an\' tie Bessy\'s right hind leg to the side of the milking stall, and get a started trying to milk her again.\" \"Well by this time, Bessy\'s about livid, and she doesn\'t want any part of it, so she let\'s me have it with her other hind leg. I wasn\'t about to give in to this ol\' cow, so I got me yet another piece of rope and tied up Bessy\'s left leg to the other side of the stall.\" Just then John paused to take a sip his beer. Chris, distracted for a moment from his own troubles, asked John, \"Well, did you finally get to milk her?\" \"Well, yes and no, Chris. But I\'ll tell ya what... If you can convince my wife that I was out there to MILK that cow, I\'ll BUY a tractor from ya....!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5852,'Animal World','Laboratory Rabbit Freedom','Laboratory Rabbit Freedom A rabbit one day managed to break free from the laboratory where he had been born and brought up. As he scurried away from the fencing of the compound, he felt grass under his little feet and saw the dawn breaking for the first time in his life. \'Wow, this is great,\' he thought. It wasn\'t long before he came to a hedge and, after squeezing under it he saw a wonderful sight lots of other bunny rabbits, all free and nibbling at the lush grass. \'Hey,\' he called. \'I\'m a rabbit from the laboratory and I\'ve just escaped. Are you wild rabbits? \'Yes. Come and join us,\' they cried. Our friend hopped over to them and started eating the grass. It tasted so good. \'What else do you wild rabbits do?\' he asked. \'Well,\' one of them said. \'You see that field there? It\'s got carrots growing in it. We dig them up and eat them.\' This, he couldn\'t resist and he spent the next hour eating the most succulent carrots. They were wonderful. Later, he asked them again, \'What else do you do?\' \'You see that field there? It\'s got lettuce growing in it. We eat them as well.\' The lettuce tasted just as good and he returned a while later completely full. \'Is there anything else you guys do?\' he asked. One of the other rabbits came a bit closer to him and spoke softly. \'There\'s one other thing you must try. You see those rabbits there,\' he said, pointing to the far corner of the field. \'They\'re girls. We poke them. Go and try it.\' Well, our friend spent the rest of the morning screwing his little heart out until, completely knackered, he staggered back over to the guys. \'That was fantastic,\' he panted. \'So are you going to live with us then?\' one of them asked. \'I\'m sorry, I had a great time but I can\'t.\' The wild rabbits all stared at him, a bit surprised. \'Why? We thought you liked it here.\' \'I do,\' our friend replied. \'But I must get back to the laboratory. I\'m dying for a cigarette.\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5853,'Animal World','A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus...','A man goes into a bar with his pet octopus and says \"I\'ll bet $50 that no one here has a musical instrument that this octopus CAN\'T play\' The people in the bar look around, and someone fetches out an old guitar. The octopus has a look,picks it up, tunes the string, and starts playing the guitar.The octopus\' owner pockets the $50 Next, a guy comes up with a trumpet. The octopus takes the horn, loosens up the keys, licks it\'s lips and starts playing a jazz solo. The guy pockets yet another $50. The bar owner has been watching all of this and disappears to the back. He comes back a few moments later with a set of bagpipes under his arm. He puts them on the bar and says to the guy and his octopus, \' Now, if your octopus can play THAT, I\'ll give you $100. The octopus takes a long hard look at the bagpipes, lifts it up, turns it over, has yet another look from a different angle. Puzzled, the octopus\' owner comes over and says \'What are you waitin for? Hurry up and play that damn thing! The octopus says, \'Play it? Hell if I can work out how to get it\'s pajamas off, I\'m gonna screw it!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5854,'Animal World','Want some chicken?','Want some chicken? A man was driving along a freeway when he noticed a chicken running along side his car. He was amazed to see the chicken keeping up with him because he was doing 50 MPH. He accelerated to 60 and the chicken stayed right next to him. He speeded up to 75 MPH and the chicken passed him up. The man noticed the chicken had three legs. So, he followed to chicken down a road and ended up at a farm. He got out of his car and saw that all the chickens had three legs. He asked the farmer \"What\'s up with these chickens?\" The farmer said \"Well, everybody likes chicken legs. I bred a three legged bird. I\'m going to be a millionaire.\" The man asked him how they tasted. The farmer said \"Don\'t know, haven\'t caught one yet.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5855,'Animal World','A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow...','A horse and a chicken are playing in a meadow. The horse falls into a mud hole and is sinking. He calls to the chicken to go and get the farmer to help pull him out to safety. The chicken runs to the farm but the farmer can\'t be found. So he drives the farmer\'s Mercedes back to the mud hole and ties some rope around the bumper. He then throws the other end of the rope to his friend, the horse, and drives the car forward saving him from sinking! A few days later, the chicken and horse were playing in the meadow again and the chicken fell into the mud hole. The chicken yelled to the horse to go and get some help from the farmer. The horse said, \"I think I can stand over the hole!\" So he stretched over the width of the hole and said, \"Grab for my \'thingy\' and pull yourself up.\" And the chicken did and pulled himself to safety. The moral of the story: If you are hung like a horse, you don\'t need a Mercedes to pick up chicks.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5856,'Animal World','With best intentions','As you may know, the Albuquerque housing market is becoming as tight as the one in Denver. My friend Chuck, after searching for months, found the perfect place. Family neighborhood, garden/lawn, etc. The problem was, he has a dog, and the landlord specified \"No dogs.\" Rather than go on searching, he decided to go stealth, and not tell the landlord about his dog (a golden retriever).All went well for months. Except for one thing: the family that lived downstairs had a rabbit that they kept in a cage in the garden area. One day, the father of the family walked into the garden to find the dog scratching at the cage, trying to get at the rabbit. He immediately went to the landlord and complained. The landlord threatened to kick Chuck out. But Chuck, being quite persuasive- and punctual with rent checks- convinced the landlord to keep him and his dog. On the condition that that Chuck keep his dog out of the garden area. Months went by with no incidence. However, his girlfriend stayed home sick at his place one day. She, not knowing the garden rule, let the dog out. Chuck came home and, to his dismay, found that the dog wasn\'t in the house. He opened the back door, and there at the steps was his dog. Dead rabbit in mouth. Needless to say, Chuck panicked. Not wanting to face certain eviction(and possible jail time), he took matters into his own hands. He bathed the dead rabbit, blow-dried its hair (OK he was desperate) and carefully placed the rabbit back in the cage. Natural causes, right? Nothing happened. After an excruciating week, he finally approached his neighbor one morning on the way to work. \"How is everything?\" asked Chuck. \"We\'re moving\" replied the man. \"This is a sick neighborhood.\" \"Why? What happened?\" replied Chuck. The neighbor replied: \"Some sick bastard dug up our recently deceased rabbit, washed it, combed its hair, and put it back in its cage.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5857,'Animal World','Excerpts from the rural life','A farmer goes out one day and buys a brand new stud rooster for his chicken coop. The young rooster walks over to the old rooster and says \"Ok, old fellow, time to retire.\" The old rooster says \"You can\'t handle all these chickens....look at what it did to me!\" The young rooster replies, \"Now, don\'t give me a hassle about this. Time for the old to step aside and the young to take over, so take a hike.\" The old rooster says, \"Aw, c\'mon.....just let me have the two old hens over in the corner. I won\'t bother you.\" The young rooster says, \"Scram! Beat it! You\'re washed up! I\'m taking over!\" So, the old rooster thinks for a minute and then says to the young rooster, \"I\'ll tell you what, young fellow, I\'ll have a race with you around the farmhouse. Whoever wins the race gets domain of the chicken coop.\" The young rooster says, \"You know I\'m going to beat you, old man, just to be fair, I\'m even going to give you a head start.\" They line up in back of the farm house, get a chicken to cluck \"Go!\" and the old rooster takes off running. About 15 seconds later the young rooster takes off after him. They round the front of the farm house and the young rooster is only about 5 inches behind the old rooster and gaining fast. The farmer, sitting on the porch, looks up, sees what\'s going on, grabs his shotgun and BOOM! he blows the young rooster to bits. He sadly shakes his head and says \"Dammit, third gay rooster I bought this week!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5858,'Animal World','A man in a state of excessive inebriation...','A man in a state of excessive inebriation rolled up at a fairground rifle range booth and threw down the necessary money. The booth operator at first refused to let him have a turn, considering that his inebriated state would endanger the public. But the drunk insisted and was given a gun.He aimed unsteadily in the general direction of the target and after tying to focus, pulled the trigger three times. The booth owner, on inspecting the target, was astonished to see that he had scored three bullseyes. The star prize for the evening was a large set of glassware, but the showman was certain that the drunk wasn\'t aware of what he had done, and gave him instead a consolation prize, a small, live turtle. The drunk wandered off into the crowd.An hour or so later he came back, even more drunk than before. Once again the showman demurred, but once again the drunk insisted, and once more scored three bullseyes and was given another turtle.Eventually the drunk rolled up again and insisted on a third attempt. Once more he picked up the rifle, waved it around in the general direction of the target, and pulled the trigger three times. Once more he had scored three bullseyes. But this time there was an onlooker with good eyesight.\"That\'s fantastic\", the man said. \"Hasn\'t he scored three bulls?\"The showman, cursing his luck, made a show of going over to the target and inspecting it closely.\"Yes, sir!\", he announced to the crowd. \"This is fantastic! Congratulations, sir, you have won the star prize, this magnificent 68-piece set of glassware!\"\"I don\'t want any bloody glasses\", the drunk replied. \"Give me another one of those little crusty meat pies!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5859,'Animal World','Almost no diffenrence','\"What\'s the difference between the North American porcupine and the African porcupine,\" the society matron asked the zookeeper.\"The principal difference is the North American species has a longer prick.\"This, as you might assume, distressed the matron who stormed immediately to the zoo manager\'s office. The zoo manager said, \"Ma\'am, I apologize for my staff\'s unfortunate choice of terms. What the keeper should have said is the North American species has a longer *quill*. In fact, their pricks are just about the same size.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5860,'Animal World','You know why a dog licks his ass?','You know why a dog licks his ass?Because he knows in five minutes he\'ll be licking your face.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5861,'Animal World','The talking dog','A man tried to sell his neighbour a new dog. \"This is a talking dog,\" hesaid. \"And you can have him for five dollars.\" The neighbour said, \"Who doyou think you\'re kidding with this talking dog stuff? There ain\'t no suchanimal.\"Suddenly the dog looked up with tears in his eyes. \"Please buy me, Sir,\" hepleaded. \"This man is cruel. He never buys me a meal, never bathes me,never takes me for a walk. And I used to be the richest trick dog inAmerica. I performed before kings. I was in the army and was decorated tentimes.\"\"Hey!\" said the neighbour. \"He can talk. Why do you want to sell him forjust five dollars?\" \"Because,\" said the seller, \"I\'m getting tired of allhis lies.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5862,'Animal World','Beware of dog!','Upon entering the little country store, the stranger noticed a sign sayingDANGER! BEWARE OF DOG! posted on the glass door. Inside he noticed aharmless old hound dog asleep on the floor beside the cash register.He asked the store manager, \"Is THAT the dog folks are supposed to bewareof?\"\"Yep, that\'s him,\" he replied.The stranger couldn\'t help but be amused. \"That certainly doesn\'t look likea dangerous dog to me. Why in the world would you post that sign?\"\"Because\", the owner replied, \"before I posted that sign, people kepttripping over him.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5863,'Animal World','This man goes into the doctor with his...','This man goes into the doctor with his ringhole in a terrible state,really bad now.Doctor: \"What happened to you?\"He says: \"I was in Africa on safari and I got raped by an elephant!\"Doctor: \"But I don\'t understand. Elephant penises are very narrow andcouldn\'t cause that much damage!\"He says \"Aah but you see doctor, he fingered me first!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5864,'Animal World','A woman was thinking about finding a pet...','A woman was thinking about finding a pet to help keep hercompany at home.She decided she would like to find a beautiful parrot; itwouldn\'t be as much work as say a dog, and it would be funto hear it speak. She went to a pet shop and immediatelyspotted a large beautiful parrot.She went to the owner of the store and asked how much.The owner said it was $50. Delighted that such a rare lookingand beautiful bird wasn\'t more expensive, she agreed to buy it.The owner looked at her and said, \"Look, I should tell you firstthat this bird used to live in a whorehouse. Sometimes it sayspretty vulgar stuff.\"The woman thought about this, but decided she had to have thebird. She said she would buy it anyway.The petshop owner sold her the bird and she took it home.She hung the bird\'s cage up in her living room and waited for itto say something. The bird looked around the room, then at her,and said, \"New house, new madam.\"The woman was a bit shocked at the implication, but then thoughtthat\'s not so bad.A couple hours later, the woman\'s two teenage daughters returnedfrom school. When they inspected the bird, it looked at them andsaid, \"New house, new madam, new whores.\"The girls and the woman were a bit offended at first, but thanbegan to laugh about the situation. A couple of hours later, thewoman\'s husband came home from work. The bird looked at him andsaid, \"New house, new madam, new whores, Hi George!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5865,'Animal World','A duck walks into a general store...','A duck walks into a general store and asks the manager,\"Gotany fresh fruit?\"\"No.\"\"Got any fresh vegetables?\"\"No. We have only canned and dry goods.\"The next day, the duck returns.\"Got any fresh fruit?\"\"No.\"\"Got any fresh vegetables?\"\"No. I told you yesterday, we have only canned and dry goods. If you come back tomorrow and ask me the same question, I\'ll nail your flippers to the floor.\"On the 3rd day, the duck walks in and asks,\"Got any nails?\"\"No.\"\"Got any fresh fruit?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5866,'Animal World','Two guys go hunting...','Two guys go hunting. Jerry has never gone hunting while Joe hashunted all his life.When they get to the northern Wisconsin woods, Joe tells Jerry tosit by a tree and not make a sound while Joe checks out a deer stand. After he gets about a quarter of a mile away, Joe hears ablood-curdling scream.He rushes back to Jerry and yells, \"I thought I told you to bequiet!\"Jerry says, \"Hey, I tried. I really did. When those snakes crawledover me, I didn\'t make a sound. When that bear was breathing downmy neck, I didn\'t make a peep. But when those two chipmunks crawledup my pants leg and said, \'Should we take them with us or eat themhere?\' I couldn\'t keep quiet any more!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5867,'Animal World','How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?','How do you get a horny dog to stop humping on your leg?Pick him up and start sucking his dick.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5868,'Animal World','A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years...','A farmer goes to confession for the first time in twenty years andtells the priest he\'s been having sexual intercourse with a pig eversince his wife died.The priest asks him if he intends to continue doing it and whether thepig is a male or female.\"No! I\'m not doing it anymore!\" says the farmer. \"And the pig is afemale, of course. What the hell do you think I am -- a goddam queer?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5869,'Animal World','What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?','What did the fish say when he hit a concrete wall?\"Dam\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(5870,'Animal World','Where do you find a no legged dog?','Where do you find a no legged dog?Right where you left him.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5871,'Animal World','Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?','Why do you wrap duct tape around a hamster?So it doesn\'t explode when you fuck it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5872,'Animal World','A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog...','A blind man walks into a drug store with his seeing eye dog.He takes the dogs leash & starts swinging it around & aroundhis head.The druggist says \"May I help you?\" The blind man replies \"No thank you, I\'m just lookingaround.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5873,'Animal World','A New York boy was being led through the swamps...','A New York boy was being led through the swamps ofLouisiana by his cousin. \"Is it true that an alligator won\'tattack you if you carry a flashlight?\"The cousin smirked and replied, \"Depends on how fast yacarry the flashlight.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5874,'Animal World','Good business','Dr. Cutter is the local Veterinarian, known for his wry humor. Hesurpassed himself one summer day when a city dog was brought to himafter an encounter with a porcupine.After almost an hour of prying, pulling, cutting and stitching, hereturned the dog to its owner, who asked what she owed.\"Fifteen dollars, Ma\'am,\" he answered.\"Why that\'s simply outrageous!\" she stormed. \"That\'s what\'s wrong withyou Maine people, you\'re always trying to over charge summer visitors.Whatever do you do in the winter, when we\'re not being gypped here?\"\"Raise porcupines, Ma\'am.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5875,'Animal World','If I have a rooster and you have a donkey...','If I have a rooster and you have a donkey and your donkey bitesoff my roosters feet, what do you have? Two feet of my cock in your ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5876,'Animal World','What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other?','What did one Lesbian Frog say to the other? Gee, we really do taste like chicken.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5877,'Animal World','What is the difference between a dog and a fox?','What is the difference between a dog and a fox? Eight beers.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5878,'Animal World','How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?','How do you give a cowboy a hard-on?Moooo-ooo-ooo',0,0,0,'Active'),(5879,'Animal World','One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost...','One day a man was walking in the woods when he got lost.For two days he roamed around trying to find a way out.He had not eaten anything during this period and wasfamished. Over on a rock ledge he spotted a bald eagle,killed it, and started to eat it. Surprisingly a couple ofpark rangers happen to find him at that moment, andarrested him for killing an endangered species.At court, he plead innocent to the charges against himclaiming that if he didn\'t eat the bald eagle he wouldhave died from starvation. The judge ruled in his favor.In the judges closing statement he asked the man, \"Iwould like you to tell me something before I let you go.I have never eaten a bald eagle, nor ever plan on it.What did it taste like?\" The man answered, \"Well,it tasted like a cross between a whooping crane and aspotted owl.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5880,'Animal World','Why do elephants have 4 feet?','Why do elephants have 4 feet? -Because 4 inches isn\'t enough.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5881,'Animal World','Two men were walking along the street when...','Two men were walking along the street when they cameupon a dog licking his dick.One man said, \"I sure wish I could do that.\" The other replied, \"You can, but you\'re probably goingto have to pet him first.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5882,'Animal World','Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts...','Two sheepherders are perfoming unnatural acts with two of theirherd simultaneously. One turns to the other, disgustedly, and says,\"I hear they\'re doing this to women in Chicago!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5883,'Animal World','Have you ever smelled moth balls?','Have you ever smelled moth balls? - How did you get their little legs apart?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5884,'Animal World','What has two legs and bleeds?','What has two legs and bleeds? Half a dog.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5885,'Animal World','What does an elephant use as a vibrator?','What does an elephant use as a vibrator? An epilectic.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5886,'Animal World','Why did the monkey fall out of the tree?','Why did the monkey fall out of the tree ? - Because it was dead. Why did the baby fall out of the tree ? - Because it was stapled to the monkey.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5887,'Animal World','Why does a cow wear a bell?','Why does a cow wear a bell?Because his horns are broke!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5888,'Animal World','How do you catch a polar bear?','How do you catch a polar bear?Answer: First, you cut a large, round hole in the ice. Next, you place enough peas around the hole to completely surround the hole. Then, when the polar bear comes to take a pea, you kick him in the icehole.Sent by Ediie',0,0,0,'Active'),(5889,'Animal World','Snake joke','First snake:I hope I\'m not poisonous.Second snake:Why?First snake:Because I bit my lip!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5890,'Animal World','Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cats Urine','This is, like, so dumb...Instructions on how to Colect a Beaker of Cat\'s Urine 1.Treat the beaker like your most prized possession. 2.Solemnly intone the word \"no\" every time the cat approaches the beaker. 3.After completing steps #1 and #2, leave the cat alone with the beaker for thirty seconds.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5891,'Animal World','A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo...','A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo.They are standing in front of the big silverback gorillas cage, when one woman makes agesture that the gorilla interprets as aninvitation. He grabs her yanks her over thefence and takes her to his nest in the pen.There he ravishhes her and makes passionatelove to her for about 2 hours till he istranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital. Her friend visits her the next day and asks\" Are you hurt?\" She replies. Of Course I\'m hurt, He hasn\'tcalled! He hasn\'t written!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5892,'Animal World','A gruesome murder','A highly timid little man, ventured into a biker barin the Bronx and clearing his throat asked, \"Um, err,which of you gentlemen owns the Doberman tied outsideto the parking meter?\"A giant of a man, wearing biker leathers, his bodyhair growing out through the seams, turned slowly onhis stool, looked down at the quivering little manand said, \"It\'s my dog. Why?\"\"Well,\" squeaked the little man, obviously very nervous,\"I believe my dog just killed it, sir.\"\"What?\" roared the big man in disbelief. \"What in thehell kind of dog do you have?\"\"Sir,\" answered the little man, \"It\'s a four week oldpuppy.\"\"Bull!\" roared the biker, \"How could your puppy kill myDoberman?\"\"It appears that he choked on it, sir.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5893,'Animal World','There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam...','There were two bulls, a young one named George and an old one named Sam.It was that time of year to satisfy the local female population, andyoung George was pretty excited.\"Sam, Sam, can I go down to those heifers over there?\" asked George.\"George, relax. Here is how it works. We\'ll wait until they\'re lined upat the feed trough so we can have our way with the ladies in a niceorderly fashion.\" said Sam.\"Okay, I can do that.\" George answered. Well, feeding time came and all the heifers were lined up just like Samsaid and George was all excited to go down there, but Sam had a few moreinstructions.\"Now George, here is how this is gonna work. I\'ll start at one end andyou can start at the other. We\'ll meet in the middle\" said Sam.\"OK, OK, let\'s go!\" said George.\"Hang on George!. One more important thing to remember. These gals willlet us have our way but you have to show some respect and be polite. OK?\"said Sam.\"Sure\" says George.Well, they go on down to the heifers all lined up. George starts at oneend and Sam at the other. George is pretty excited, but he remember\'s Sam\'sinstructions about being polite, so as he is going along he makes sure tosay - \"Thank you ma\'am, thank you ma\'am, thank you ma\'am, thank you ma\'am,thank you ma\'am, sorry Sam, thank you ma\'am.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5894,'Animal World','What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick?','What do you call a rabbit with a bent dick? Fucks funny!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5895,'Animal World','Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts?','Did you hear about the guy that entered his dog at Crufts? He got 16 months.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5896,'Animal World','The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order...','The manager of a large city zoo was drafting a letter to order a pair of animals. He sat at his computer and typed the following sentence: \"I would like to place an order for two mongooses, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.\"He stared at the screen, focusing on that odd word mongooses. Then he deleted the word and added another, so that the sentence now read: \"I would like to place an order for two mongeese, to be delivered at your earliest convenience.\"Again he stared at the screen, this time focusing on the new word, which seemed just as odd as the original one. Finally, he deleted the whole sentence and started all over. \"Everyone knows no full-stocked zoo should be without a mongoose,\" he typed. \"Please send us two of them.\"',2,0,3,'Active'),(5897,'Animal World','Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet?','Did you know elephants have sex organs on their feet? They step on you and you\'re screwedSent by D.L.Chapin',0,0,0,'Active'),(5898,'Animal World','Bying a horse','This guy owns a horse stud farm, and gets a call from a friend\"I know this midget with a speech impediment who wants to buya horse, I\'m sending him over.\"The midget arrives, and the owner asks if he wants a male orfemale horse.\"A female horth,\" the midget replies.So the owner shows him one.\"Nith looking horth, can I see thea her mouth?\" So the owner picks up the midget and shows him the horse s mouth.\"Nith mouth. Can I see her eyesth?\"So the owner picks up the midget and shows the eyes.\"Ok, what about the earsth?\"Now the owner is getting pissed, but he picks up the midget onemore time and shows the ears.\"OK, finally, I d like to see her twat,\" said the midget.With that, the owner picked up the midget and shoved his head upthe horse\'s twat, then pulled him out.Shaking his head, the midget says, \"perhapth I should rephrase.I\'d like to see her run!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5899,'Animal World','There were two guys walking down the street...','There were two guys walking down the streetand they saw a dog licking his nuts.One of the guys said. \"Man I wish I could do that\".Then the other guy said, \"Man that dog will bite you!\"!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5900,'Animal World','Why do gorillas have big noses?','Why do gorillas have big noses? Because they have big fingers.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5901,'Animal World','How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager Style','How to Hunt Elephants -- Senior Manager StyleSenior managers set broad elephant hunting policy based onthe assumption that elephants are just like field mice, butwith deeper voices. Sent by Alex',0,0,0,'Active'),(5902,'Animal World','How to Hunt Elephants -- QA Style','How to Hunt Elephants -- QA StyleQuality assurance inspectors ignore the elephants and lookfor mistakes the other hunters made when they were packingthe jeep.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5903,'Animal World','How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales Style','How to Hunt Elephants -- Sales StyleSalespeople don\'t hunt elephants but spend their timeselling elephants they haven\'t caught, for delivery twodays before the season opens. Software salespeople ship thefirst thing they catch and write up an invoice for anelephant. Hardware salespeople catch rabbits, paint themgray and sell them as \"desktop elephants.\"Sent by Alex',0,0,0,'Active'),(5904,'Animal World','On preparing to return home from an out of town trip...','On preparing to return home from an out of town trip,this man got a small puppy as a present for his son.Not having time to get the paper work to take the puppyonboard, the man just hid the pup down the front of hispants and snunk him onboard the airplane.. About 30minutes into the trip a stew noticed the man shakingand quivering. \'Are you OK, sir?\' asked the stew? \'Yes, I\'m fine.\' said the man. Sometime later the stew noticed the man moaning, and shaking again.. \'Are you sure you\'re alright sir?\' \'Yes.\' said the man, \'but I have a confession to make. I didn\'t have time to get the paperwork to bring a puppy onboard, so I hid him down the front of my pants.\' \'Whats wrong?\' asked the stew, \'Is he not house broken?\' \'No, that\'s not the problem. The problem is he\'s not weaned yet!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5905,'Animal World','Two neighbors had been fighting each other...','Two neighbors had been fighting each other fornigh on four decades. Bob buys a Great Dane andteaches it to use the bathroom in Bill\'s yard.For one whole year Bill ignores the dog. So Bob then buys a cow and teaches it to use thebathroom in Bill\'s yard. After about a year and ahalf of Bob\'s cow crapping in Bill\'s yard; beingignored all the while, a semi pulls up in frontof Bill\'s house. Bob runs over and demands to know what\'s in the18-wheeler. \'My new pet elephant,\' Bill replies solemly.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5906,'Animal World','There were two cats that enjoyed running together...','There were two cats that enjoyed running together. The first cat was english, called One-two-three.The other was french and called Un-deux-trois. One day when they were running they came to a hugeriver. The cats took a large run up and leapt asfar as they could. Which cat drowned? Un-deux-trois cat sank (un deux trois quatre cinq)',0,0,0,'Active'),(5907,'Animal World','Pet owners','There\'s a guy with a Doberman Pinscher and a guywith a Chihuahua. The guy with the Doberman Pinschersays to the guy with a Chihuahua, \'Let\'s go over tothat restaurant and get something to eat.\' The guy with the Chihuahua says, \'We can\'t go in there.We\'ve got dogs with us.\' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, \'Just follow my lead.\' They walk over to the restaurant, the guy with the DobermanPinscher puts on a pair of dark glasses, and he starts to walkin. A guy at the door says, \'Sorry, mac, no pets allowed.\' The guy with the Doberman Pinscher says, \'You don\'t understand.This is my seeing-eye dog.\' The guy at the door says, \'A Doberman Pinscher?\' He says, \'Yes,they\'re using them now, they\'re very good.\' The guy at the door says, \'Come on in.\' The guy with the Chihuahua figures, \'What the hell,\' so he putson a pair of dark glasses and starts to walk in. The guy at the door says, \'Sorry, pal, no pets allowed.\' The guy with the Chihuahua says, \'You don\'t understand. This ismy seeing-eye dog.\' The guy at the door says, \'A Chihuahua?\' The guy with the Chihuahua says, \'You mean they gave me a Chihuahua?\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5908,'Animal World','What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?','What does the snail say when he gets on the turtle?\"Wheeeeeeeeeeeee!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5909,'Animal World','There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river...','There was a gorilla sitting in a tree by a river, when a lioncame by for a cool drink. The gorilla thought to himself, \"Howfunny would it be to screw the king of the jungle in the ass?\"After a moment or two, the gorilla swung into action. He grabbedthe lion and started pumping away. The lion freaked of course,and jumped into the river. The lion came out of the water, roaring,he was really upset. The gorilla decided that it was a good timeto be somewhere else, and took off running. The gorilla knew he hadto think of something quick because he wasn\'t going to outrun the lion.Just then the gorilla saw a hunter\'s tent and ducked inside to hide.The hunter, reading the paper, was startled and ran out of the tent.The gorilla decided to pretend to be the hunter, he put on the hunter\'sshirt and hat, and started to read the paper.A few minutes later, the lion ran in and thinking it was the hunterreading the paper, said, \"Hey Buddy, did you see a gorilla run in here?\"From behind the paper The gorilla answered, \"You mean the one thatscrewed the lion in the ass?\"Flabergasted, the lion said, \"Holy Shit! It\'s in the paper already?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5910,'Animal World','An elephant...','An elephant walks up to a naked guy and says, \"How do you breathe out of that thing?\"Sent by abu dahbi',0,0,0,'Active'),(5911,'Animal World','A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot...','A middle-aged man recieves a brazillian parrot for hisbirthday. The only problem with this parrot is its attitudedue to the influence of its former owner, who is now adeceased truck driver. The parrot loves to swear up and downat everything it sees. One day the man comes home with agorgeous woman for a candle lit dinner. The first thing theparrot says is \" Hey bitch how much for a handjob\". Shetakes one look at our middle-aged friend, and runs out thedoor. The next night, Our friend is visited by his mother.The parrot opens up with,\"I\'ll suck that crusty coin-slotcrack of yours for a senior citizen discount, if you losethat over-the-shoulder-boulder-holder, and wiggle thosedroopy dum dums for me. Our friend recieves a smack thatleaves a fire-engine-red print, followed by a future threatfrom his father. Well Our frustrated friend can stands nomore. He grabs the little motherfucker and throws it intothe freezer. After about 15 minutes of swearing and kickingfrom the bad bird, all is quiet. Another 5 min of silencepasses by. Our friend gets curious and opens the fridge.The bird calmly perches on his finger. \"Have you learnedyour lesson?\", he sternly said. All the parrot can say is\"I sure have. I just have one question. What the Fuckhappened to the chicken?Sent by Rob',0,0,0,'Active'),(5912,'Animal World','How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?','Q. How many flies does it take to screw in a lightbulb?A. Two. But I have no idea how they get in there.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5913,'Animal World','A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona...','A vacationing penguin is driving through Arizona when he noticesthat the oil-pressure light is on. He gets out to look and sees oil dripping out of the motor. He drives to the nearest town and stopsat the first gas station. After dropping the car off, the penguin goes for a walk around town. He sees an ice-cream shop and, being a penguin in Arizona, decides that something cold would really hit the spot. He gets abig dish of vanilla ice cream and sits down to eat. Having no hands,he makes a real mess trying to eat with his little flippers. After finishing his ice cream, he goes back to the gas station and asks the mechanic if he\'s found the problem. The mechanic looks up and says, \"It looks like you blew a seal.\" \"No, no,\" the penguin replies, \"it\'s just ice cream.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5914,'Animal World','What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?','What do you get when you cross a Rooster with an owl?A Cock that can stay up all night!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5915,'Animal World','At an auction','During an auction of exotic pets, a woman who had placeda winning bid told the auctioneer, \"I\'m paying a fortunefor that parrot. I hope he talks as well as you say hedoes.\"\"I guarantee it, madam,\" replied the auctioneer. \"Who doyou think was bidding against you?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5916,'Animal World','Some cows view each day as the last roundup...','Some cows view each day as the last roundup,others, merely as another opportunity to stampede.Most cows view the new day as an exciting new opportunityto eat grass and point in the same direction as the other cows.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5917,'Animal World','Persistency Act','A guy hears a knocking on his door. He opens it up, and noone is there. He looks all around and he finally sees alittle snail sitting on the doormat. He picks it up andthrows it across the street into a field.Ten years go by, and one day he hears a knocking on hisdoor. He opens it up and no one is there.He looks all around, and he finally sees a little snailsitting on the doormat.The snail looks up and says, \"What the hell was that allabout?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5918,'Animal World','What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle?','Here\'s a sad one...Q: What do you get when you cross an elephant with a poodle? A: A dead poodle with an 18 inch asshole.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5919,'Animal World','A man takes his dog for a walk in the park...','A man takes his dog for a walk in the park. While he\'s there, he runs in to his old friend. The two men stop to talk and the dog just plops right down and starts licking his balls. The friend sees this and says, \"Man, I sure wish I could do that.\" The dog owner says, \"Go ahead, but pet him a little bit first.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5920,'Animal World','Stuttering animal','Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class,and the teacher says that aninteresting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no otheranimal in the world does this.Johnny\'s hand shoots up. \"Not correct, Miss!\" he says.\"Please explain, Johnny,\" replies the teacher.\"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours\' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went \"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!\", and before he could say \"FUCK OFF!\", the dog ate him!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5921,'Animal World','My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of...','My brother-in-law went to the doctor complaining of a very difficult timeachieving an orgasm.The Dr said \"which position do you use?\"\"Doggy style,\" said dumb shit.\"why don\'t you go home and tonight try it missionary position and see ifthat works any better.\" said the Dr.\"We\'ve tryed that\" he said, \"but my dogs got such baaadddd breath!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5922,'Animal World','What\'s the worst thing about washing your cat?','Q: What\'s the worst thing about washing your cat?A: Getting the fur off your tongue afterwards.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5923,'Animal World','I think Rover is getting a bit old...','\"I think Rover is getting a bit old, he seems to be going deaf.\"\"Bullshit, watch this...Rover sit! Oh dear, you\'re right, I\'ll getthe shovel and clean it up!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5924,'Animal World','An irresolvable problem','A woman went to a podiatrist complaining that her feet always hurt.He immediately noticed that she was extremely bowlegged.\"Have you always been that way?\" asked the podiatrist.\"No,\" she said, not until recently. \"I\'ve been fucking a lot doggie style.\"\"Well,\" said the podiatrist, \"you are going to have to stop.\"\"I can\'t,\" she replied, \"that\'s the only way my German Shepherd fucks.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5925,'Animal World','Why does a dog lick his balls?','Why does a dog lick his balls? Because he can\'t make a fist.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5926,'Animal World','Why do dogs stick their noses in women\'s crotches?','Why do dogs stick their noses in women\'s crotches?Because they can.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5927,'Animal World','What\'s brown and crispy on the outside...','What\'s brown and crispy on the outside, and white and creamy on the inside? A cockroach.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5928,'Animal World','A man running a little behind schedule arrives...','A man running a little behind schedule arrives at a picture theatre, goes in to watch the movie that has already started, and as his eyes adjust to the darkness, he is surprised to see a dog sitting beside its master in the row ahead, intently watching the movie. It even seemed to be enjoying the movie: wagging its tail in the happy bits, drooping its ears at the sad bits, and hiding its eyes with its paws at the scary bits. After the movie, the man approaches the dogs owner,\"Jeez mate, your dog really seemed to enjoy the movie. I\'m amazed!\"\"Yes, I\'m amazed also,\" came the reply. \"He hated the book.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5929,'Animal World','What came first, the chicken or the egg?','What came first, the chicken or the egg? - I\'d have to say it was the rooster!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5930,'Animal World','A horse walks into a bar...','A horse walks into a bar. Bartender says: \"So, why the long face?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5931,'Animal World','How do you make a cat drink?','How do you make a cat drink?1 cat2 lemonsVodkaMix then serve',0,0,0,'Active'),(5932,'Animal World','An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing...','An old bloke in the Northern Territory was showing some tourists how to top up a camel with water.\"That way,\" he said, \"You get an extra day out of them between drinks.\"As the camel bent down to drink, the bloke picked up two bricks and bashed them over the camel\'s balls.The camel sucked in its breath and took on three days\' extra water.\"Doesn\'t that hurt?\" asked a tourist.\"Nah,\" replied the bloke. \"Only if you get your fingers caught!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5933,'Animal World','Nice, but rough','An elephant was having a horrible time in the jungle because a horseflykept biting near her tail and there was nothing she could do about it.It was far out of reach.A sparrow saw this and killed the horsefly with its beak.\"Oh, thank you!\" said the elephant.\"My, pleasure ma\'am.\" said the sparrow.\"Listen, Mr. Sparrow, if there\'s anything I can ever do for you, don\'thesitate to ask.\"The sparrow said, \"Well, all my life I wondered how it would feel to fuckan elephant.\"\"Be my guest!\", said the elephant.So the sparrow flew behind the elephant and started fucking. In the treesabove, a monkey in the tree saw this and became very excited. He started to masturbate, shaking a coconut loose and it fell from the tree, hitting the elephant on the head.\"OUCH!\", said the elephant.Then sparrow looked over from behind and said, \"Am I hurting you, dear?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5934,'Animal World','An ant and an elephant share a night of romance...','An ant and an elephant share a night of romance. Next morning the antwakes up and the elephant is dead. \"Damn\", says the ant, \"one nightof passion and I spend the rest of my life digging a grave!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5935,'Animal World','A fair warning','Tourist guide at zoo: \"Ladies and gentlemen, this is the elephant, thelargest animal to roam the lands. Every day the elephant eats 3 dozen bunches of bananas, 6 tons of hay, and 2000 pounds of assorted fruits. Madam, please don\'t stand near the elephant\'s backside.... Madam, PLEASE don\'t stand near the elephant\'s backside ... MADAM ... MADAM ..., too late; George, dig her out.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5936,'Animal World','There were two cows in a paddock...','There were two cows in a paddock, enjoying the sun and eating some grass. The first cow said \"Moo.\"And the second cow said \"That\'s funny, I was just about to say that.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5937,'Animal World','Two cows were talking in the field one day...','Two cows were talking in the field one day.First Cow: Have you heard about the Mad Cow disease that\'s going around?Second Cow: Yeah, makes you glad you\'re a penguin, doesn\'t it?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5938,'Animal World','What\'s green and has wheels?','What\'s green and has wheels?A FrogI lied about the wheels',0,0,0,'Active'),(5939,'Animal World','I like monkeys','This was originally posted in rec.sport.pro-wrestlingDate: 1999/03/04Author: briang68g@gearthlink.netI like monkeys. The pet store was selling them for five cents a piece. Ithought that odd since they were normally a couple thousand. I decided notto look a gift horse in the mouth. I bought 200. I like monkeys.I took my 200 monkeys home. I have a big car. I let one drive. His name was Sigmund. He was retarded. In fact, none of them were really bright. They kept punching themselves in their genitals. I laughed. Then they punched my genitals. I stopped laughing.I herded them into my room. They didn\'t adapt very well to their newenvironment. They would screech, hurl themselves off of the couch at highspeeds and slam into the wall. Although humorous at first, the spectaclelost its novelty halfway into its third hour.Two hours later I found out why all the monkeys were so inexpensive, theyall died. No apparent reason. They all just sorta\' dropped dead. Kinda\' like when you buy a goldfish and it dies five hours later. Damn cheap monkeys. I didn\'t know what to do. There were 200 dead monkeys lying all over my room, on the bed, in the dresser, hanging from my bookcase. It looked like I had 200 throw rugs.I tried to flush one down the toilet. It didn\'t work. It got stuck. Then Ihad one dead, wet monkey and 199 dead, dry monkeys.I tried pretending that they were just stuffed animals. That worked for awhile, that is until they began to decompose. It started to smell real bad.I had to pee but there was a dead monkey in the toilet and I didn\'t want to call the plumber. I was embarrassed.I tried to slow down the decomposition by freezing them. Unfortunately,there was only enough room for two monkeys at a time so I had to change them every 30 seconds. I also had to eat all the food in the freezer so it didn\'t all go bad.I tried burning them. Little did I know my bed was flammable. I had toextinguish the fire.Then I had one dead, wet monkey in my toilet, two dead, frozen monkeys in my freezer, and 197 dead, charred monkeys in a pile on my bed. The odor wasn\'t improving.I became agitated at my inability to dispose of my monkeys and to use thebathroom. I severely beat one of my monkeys. I felt better.I tried throwing them away but the garbage man said that the city was notallowed to dispose of charred primates. I told him that I had a wet one. He couldn\'t take that one either. I didn\'t bother asking about the frozen ones.I finally arrived at a solution. I gave them out as Christmas gifts. Myfriends didn\'t know quite what to say. They pretended that they like them,but I could tell they were lying. Ingrates. So I punched them in thegenitals.I like monkeys.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5940,'Animal World','A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly...','A little turtle begins to climb a tree slowly. After long hours of effort, he reaches the top, jumps into the air waving his front legs, until reaches heavily into the ground with a hard knock over his shell.After recovering his consciousness, he starts to climb the tree again, jumps again, and knocks the ground heavily again.The little turtle insisted again and again after each knock, while a couple of birds sitting at the edge of a branch, looking the turtle with pain..suddenly the female bird says to the male: \"Hey dear, I think it\'s time to tell our little turtle he is adopted.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5941,'Animal World','Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly...','Two eagles are soaring along when suddenly a passenger jet screams past them.One eagle says to the other, \"Wow, did you see how fast that thing was moving?\" The other replies, \"Yeah. You\'d move fast too if you had three assholes and they were all on fire!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5942,'Animal World','Why did the cactus cross the road?','Why did the cactus cross the road?It was stuck to the dumb chickenSent by Robbie',0,0,0,'Active'),(5943,'Animal World','A man took his Rottweiler to the vet...','A man took his Rottweiler to the vet and said \"My dog\'s cross-eyed, is there anything you can do for him?\" \"Well,\" said the vet, \"lets have a look at him.\" So he picks the dog up and has a good look at its eyes. \"Hmm,\" says the vet, \"I\'m going to have to put him down\" \"Just because he\'s cross-eyed?\" says the man. \"No, because he\'s heavy,\" says the vet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5944,'Animal World','A talking horse','A travelling salesman stopped alongside a field on a country road to rest a few minutes.The man had just closed his eyes when a horse came to the fence and beganto boast about his past. \"Yes sir, I\'m a fine horse. I\'ve run in 25 racesand won over ?5 million. I keep my trophies in the barn.\"The salesman worked out the value of having a talking horse, found thehorse\'s owner and offered a handsome sum for the animal.\"Oh, you don\'t want that horse,\" said the farmer.\"Yes I do,\" said the salesman, \"and I\'ll give you ?10,000 for the horse.\"Recognising a good deal, the farmer said without hesitation, \"He\'s yours.\"While he wrote out his cheque, the salesman asked, \"By the way, whywouldn\'t I want your horse?\"\"Because,\" said the farmer, \"he\'s a liar - he hasn\'t won a race in hislife.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5945,'Animal World','The essential difference','One day the zoo-keeper noticed that \"Cheech\" the orang-utang was reading two books -- the Bible and Darwin\'s Origin of Species.In surprise he asked the ape, \"Why are you reading both those books\"?\"Well,\" said the orang-utang, \"I just wanted to know if I was my brother\'skeeper or my keeper\'s brother.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5946,'Animal World','A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel...','A little boy squirrel and a little girl squirrel were chattering and playing around when up comes a fox. The girl squirrel dashed up a tree, but the boy squirrel stayed on the ground. \"That\'s strange,\" said the fox. \"Usually squirrels are afraid of me and run to the nearest tree.\" \"Listen, bud,\" replied the boy squirrel. \"Did you ever try to climb a tree when you were in love?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5947,'Animal World','A German shepherd went to a Western Union office...','A German shepherd went to a Western Union office, took out ablank form and wrote, \"Woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof..woof...woof.\"The clerk examined the paper and told the dog, \"There areonly nine words here. You could send another \'woof\' for thesame price.\"The dog replied \"What, and ruin the punchline?!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5948,'Animal World','Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?','Did you hear Lassie had a son with a Rottweiler?It rips off your arm, then runs for help.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5949,'Animal World','A lusty camel','A man rented a camel to make a trip to an important customer out in the desert. There was only one camel available, and it had one little problem, the guy told him. Periodically, this camel would stop and refuse to move until somebody beat it off. The man is desperate, so he decides he will go along with that. He sets off into the desert. Sure as hell, he has to beat off the camel every day for the first three days. On the fourth day, the camel stops again and refuses to move, so the guy gets down and prepares to do his duty, but the camel quickly steps aside. He tries again, And again. Finally in exasperation he walks in front of the camel and says \"For Christ\'s sake, what do you want now?\" The camel puckers up and makes little sucking noises.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5950,'Animal World','A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them...','A girl sees three dogs in the park and kneels down to pet them. \"What\'s your name?\" she asks the first. To her surprise, the dog answers \"My name\'s Huey and I\'m having a great day going in and out of puddles.\" She goes up to the second dog and asks \"What\'s your name?\" The dog replies \"My name\'s Duey and I\'m having a great day going in and out of puddles.\" She turns to the third dog and says \"I suppose you\'re going to tell me your names Luey and you\'re having a great day going in and out of puddles.\" The dog replies \"No, I\'m having a fucking miserable day and my name is Puddles.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5951,'Animal World','An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft...','An Eagle is circling at about 5,000 ft. when he spies a field mouse down below him. He dives down and eats the mouse. After a little while the mouse works his way out the eagles butt. Proceeding to look around the mouse says: \"Tail gunner to pilot...Tail gunner to pilot..\"The eagle says \"what do you want?\"The mouse asks how high up they are.The eagle thinks for a moment and then says \"ohh about 5,000 ft.\"The mouse then replies \"You wouldn\'t be shittin me now would ya??\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5952,'Animal World','What are 3 problems about being an egg?','What are 3 problems about being an egg?You only get laid once, the only woman to sit on your faceis your mother, and it takes 4 minutes to get hard.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5953,'Animal World','What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?','Q: What do you get when you breed a Bulldog and a Shitzu together?A: Bullshit',0,0,0,'Active'),(5954,'Animal World','What is grey and comes in quarts?','What is grey and comes in quarts?An Elephant.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5955,'Animal World','There was once a wide mouth frog...','There was once a wide mouth frog. She had babies and she didn\'t know what to feed them. She went to the cow, talking with her mouth real wide, she said, \"COW, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?\" The Cow said, \"I feed my babies milk.\" She went on to the horse. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, \"HORSE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?\" \"I feed my babies hay.\" said the horse. Finally she came to a snake. Talking with her mouth real wide, she said, \"SNAKE, WHAT DO YOU FEED YOUR BABIES?\" The snake said, \"I feed my babies wide mouth frogs.\" So the frog said, with her mouth really small, \"Oh, is that so.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5956,'Animal World','One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole...','One day Mongo is in his back yard digging a hole. His neighbor, seeinghim there, decides to investigate.\"Whatcha doin?\" he asked. Mongo replies, \"My goldfish died and I\'m burying him.\"\"That\'s an awful big hole for a goldfish, ain\'t it?\" asked the neighbor. Mongo shot back, \"That\'s because he\'s inside your fuckin\' cat!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(5957,'Animal World','Did you hear about the blind skunk...','Did you hear about the blind skunk who fell in love with a fart?',0,0,0,'Active'),(5958,'Animal World','What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?','What do chain saws and monkeys have in common?They both fuck up trees!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5959,'Animal World','What did the elephant say to the naked man?','What did the elephant say to the naked man?That\'s cute, but can it pick up peanuts!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5960,'Animal World','What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?','What do you do when a Rottweiler gets amorous on your leg?Fake an orgasm.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5961,'Animal World','What\'s the difference between a bull and a cow?','What\'s the difference between a bull and a cow?A bull smiles when you milk it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5962,'Animal World','A Duck walks into a bar...','A Duck walks into a bar. Duck: You got any bread?Barman: No, sorry, we don\'t have any bread[After a few minutes]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: Look, we don\'t have any bread[In a little while]Duck: You got any bread?Barman: We don\'t have any F*****g bread![Some time later]Duck: Got any bread?Barman: If you ask me if I\'ve got any F*****g bread once more I\'m gonna nail your F*****g bill to this bar..................Duck: You got any nails?Barman: NO!Duck: You got any bread? Sent by Duncan',0,0,0,'Active'),(5963,'Animal World','A man takes his sick dog to the vet...','A man takes his sick dog to the vet. The vet lifts the dog ontothe the operating table, looks down and says \"Say ahhhhhhhhhhh!\"The man looks at the vet and says \"The dog can\'t speak\".The vet says to the man \"I was talking to YOU. The dog,s dead!!!Sent by Peter',0,0,0,'Active'),(5964,'Animal World','It\'s so easy to milk a cow...','It\'s so easy to milk a cow. Any jerk can do it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5965,'Animal World','What has four legs and eight arms?','Q: What has four legs and eight arms?A: A pit-bull terrier at a children\'s play area.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5966,'Animal World','Two male flies are buzzing around...','Two male flies are buzzing around, cruising for goodlooking females. One spots a real cutie sitting on apile of cow shit and dives down toward her.\"Pardon me\" he asks, turning on his best charm,\"...but is this stool taken?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5967,'Animal World','A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot...','A guy walks into a pet store wanting a parrot. The store clerk shows him two beautiful ones out on the floor. \"This one\'s $5,000 and the other is$10,000.\" the clerk said. \"Wow! What does the $5,000 one do?\" \"This parrot can sing every aria Mozart ever wrote.\" \"And the other?\" said the customer. \"This one can sing Wagner\'s entire Ring cycle. There\'s another one inthe back room for $30,000.\" \"Holy moly! What does that one do?\" \"Nothing that I can tell, but the other two parrots call him \'Maestro\'.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5968,'Animal World','Two goldfish are in a tank...','Two goldfish are in a tank.One said to the other:\'Do you know how to drive this thing?\'Sent by Claire',0,0,0,'Active'),(5969,'Animal World','Two guys were out hunting, but they weren\'t...','Two guys were out hunting, but they weren\'t getting any ducks. \"What do you think the problem is?\" one man asked his companion. \"I dunno,\" came the reply, \"Maybe we aren\'t throwing the dog up high enough.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5970,'Animal World','What do you do with a dog with no legs?','What do you do with a dog with no legs?Take it for a drag.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5971,'Animal World','For all animal lovers out there','For all animal lovers out there:How do you make a cat go \'woof\'? Soak it in petrol, and set it on fire. and...How do you make a dog go \'miaow\'? Freeze it in liquid nitrogen, and run it through a bandsaw...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5972,'Animal World','What has two legs, spots, and bleeds?','What has two legs, spots, and bleeds? Half a cheetah.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5973,'Animal World','A farmer comes home with a lively young bull...','A farmer comes home with a lively young bull. His two old bullshave fallen on sad days. He\'s letting them hang around for oldtimes\' sake. The minute the new bull is put into the pasture,he starts servicing the cows. At about the fourth cow, one ofthe old bulls starts to paw the ground and snort. The other asks,\"Why are you doing that?\"The old bull answers, \"I don\'t want him to think I\'m one of these cows!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5974,'Animal World','A boy and girl octopus out on a date...','A boy and girl octopus out on a date walked down the street arm in arm in arm in arm...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5975,'Animal World','Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other...','Two goldfish are in a tank when one turns to the other and says \"Do you know how to drive this thing?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5976,'Animal World','What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?','What do you call a woodpecker without a beak?A headbanger',0,0,0,'Active'),(5977,'Animal World','What do you call a dog with no legs?','What do you call a dog with no legs?Hehe...it doen\'t matter, it\'s not going to come anyway!Sent by Melissa',0,0,0,'Active'),(5978,'Animal World','What does a lion call a antelope?','What does a lion call a antelope?Fast food.Sent by jessica',0,0,0,'Active'),(5979,'Animal World','Dog washing','A young boy, about eight years old, walks into the localgrocery store and picks our a huge box of laundry detergent.The grocer walked over, and trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do.\"Nope, no laundry,\" the boy said, \"I\'m going to wash my dog!\"\"But you shouldn\'t use this to wash your dog. It\'s verypowerful and if you wash your dog in this, he\'ll get sick.In fact, it might even kill him.\"But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergentto the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer stilltried to talk him out of washing his dog.About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy somecandy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing.\"Oh, he died,\" the boy said sadly.The grocer, trying not to be an I-told-you-so, said he wassorry the dog died but added, \"I tried to tell you not to usethat detergent on your dog!\"\"Well,\" the boy replied, \"I don\'t think it was the detergentthat killed him.\"\"Oh? What was it then?\"\"I think it was the spin cycle!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5980,'Animal World','Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie...','Mom and Dad were trying to console Susie, whose dog had recently died. \"You know, it\'s not your fault that the dog died. He\'s probably up in heaven right now, having a grand old time with God.\" Susie, still crying, said \"What would God want with a dead dog?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5981,'Animal World','What do you call a sleeping bull?','What do you call a sleeping bull?A bulldozer',0,0,0,'Active'),(5982,'Animal World','What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?','What did the dog get when he multiplied 88 x 7?The wrong answer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5983,'Animal World','A little old lady buys a pair of parrots...','A little old lady buys a pair of parrots, but cannot identify their sexes. She calls the shop, and the man there advises her to watch them carefully and all would become clear in time.She spends weeks staring at the cage and eventually catches them doing what comes naturally. To make sure she doesn\'t get them mixed up again, she cuts out a ring from a piece of cardboard and puts it round the male parrot\'s neck.A while later, the local priest visits the old lady. The male parrot takes one look at the father\'s collar, wolf whistles, and says, \"I see she caught you at it, too.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5984,'Animal World','What do you get if you sleep under a cow?','What do you get if you sleep under a cow?A PAT on the head.Sent by Jimmy',0,0,0,'Active'),(5985,'Animal World','What does an elephant keep up its trunk?','What does an elephant keep up its trunk?A Yard \'n\' half o\' snot!',0,0,0,'Active'),(5986,'Animal World','I\'ve never understood why women love cats...','I\'ve never understood why women love cats.Cats are independent, they don\'t listen,they don\'t come in when you call, they liketo stay out all night, come home and expectto be fed and stroked, then want to be leftalone and sleep. In other words, every qualitythat women hate in a man, they love in a cat.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5987,'Animal World','What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?','What do you call a dog with two balls and no hind legs?Sparky',0,0,0,'Active'),(5988,'Animal World','There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through...','There was once an aspiring veterinarian who put himself through veterinary school working nights as a taxidermist. Upon graduation, he decided he could combine his two vocations to better serve the needs of his patients and their owners, while doubling his practice and, therefore, his income. He opened his own offices with a shingle on the door saying, \"Dr. Jones, Veterinary Medicine and Taxidermy -- Either way, you get your dog back!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5989,'Animal World','Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?','Did you hear about the Blind man that went Bunjee jumping?Scared the hell out of the dog.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5990,'Animal World','Why\'d the monkey fall outta the tree?','Why\'d the monkey fall outta the tree? \'cause he was dead...Why\'d the other monkey fall outta the tree? \'cause he was dead too...Why\'d the third monkey fall outta the tree?peer pressure...',0,0,0,'Active'),(5991,'Animal World','Why does an elephant have four feet?','Why does an elephant have four feet?Because it would look silly with six inches.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5992,'Animal World','What is the last thing to go through the mind of a mosquito...','What is the last thing to go through the mindof a mosquito when it hits your windscreen?It\'s ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5993,'Animal World','What\'s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?','What\'s the difference between a rotwieler and a poodle?If a rotwieler starts humping your leg you let it finish.',0,0,0,'Active'),(5994,'Animal World','What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?','What do you call a dog with no back legs and balls of steel?SparkySent by Shawn',0,0,0,'Active'),(5995,'Animal World','Perfect customer','A man wrote a letter to a small hotel in a midwest town he planned to visit on his vacation.He wrote, \"I would very much like to bring my dog with me. He is well groomed and very well behaved. Would you be willing to permit me to keep him in my room with me at night?\"An immediate reply came from the hotel owner, who said, \"I\'ve been operating this hotel for many years. In all that time, I\'ve never had a dog steal towels, bedclothes, silverware or pictures off the walls. I\'ve never had to evict a dog in the middle of the night for being drunk and disorderly. and I\'ve never had a dog run out on a hotel bill. Yes, indeed, your dog is welcome at my hotel. And, if your dog will vouch for you, you\'re welcome to stay here, too.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5996,'Animal World','A Second Opinion','A Second OpinionA man runs into the vet\'s office carrying his dog, screaming forhelp. The vet rushes him back to an examination room and has himput his dog down on the examination table. The vet examines thestill, limp body and after a few moments tells the man that hisdog, regrettably, is dead. The man, clearly agitated and notwilling to accept this, demands a second opinion.The vet goes into the back room and comes out with a cat and putsthe cat down next to the dog\'s body. The cat sniffs the body,walks from head to tail poking and sniffing the dog\'s body andfinally looks at the vet and meows. The vet looks at the man andsays, \"I\'m sorry, but the cat thinks that your dog is dead too.\"The man is still unwilling to accept that his dog is dead.The vet brings in a black Labrador. The lab sniffs the body,walks from head to tail, and finally looks at the vet and barks.The vet looks at the man and says, \"I\'m sorry, but the lab thinksyour dog is dead too.\"The man, finally resigned to the diagnosis, thanks the vet andasks how much he owes. The vet answers, \"$650.\"\"$650 to tell me my dog is dead?\" exclaimed the man....\"Well,\" the vet replies, \"I would only have charged you $50 formy initial diagnosis. The additional $600 was for the cat scanand lab tests.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5997,'Animal World','This is what should happen to ALL CATS!','This is what should happen to ALL CATS..!HOW TO WASH THE CAT1. Thoroughly clean the toilet.2. Add the required amount of shampoo to the toilet water and have both lids up.3. Find the cat and soothe him while you carry him toward the bathroom.4. In one smooth movement, put the cat in the toilet and close both lids. (You may need to stand on the lid so that he cannot escape.) The cat will self-agitate and make ample suds. Never mind the noises that come from your toilet, the cat is actually enjoying this.CAUTION:Do not get any part of your body too close to the edge, as his claws will be reaching out for anything they can find.5. Flush the toilet three or four times. This provides a Power \"Wash\" and \"Rinse\", which I have found to be quite effective.6. Have someone open the door to the outside and ensure that there are no people between the toilet and the outside door.7. Stand behind the toilet as far as you can, and quickly lift both lids.8. The now-clean cat will rocket out of the toilet, and run outside where he will dry himself.Sincerely,THE DOG',0,0,0,'Active'),(5998,'Animal World','The Insensitive Gorilla','A woman and her friend are visiting the zoo. They are standing in frontof the big silver back gorillas cage when one woman makes a gesture thatthe gorilla interprets as an invitation. He grabs her, yanks her over the fence, and takes her to his nest in the pen. There he ravishes her and makes passionate love to her for about 2 hours till he is tranquilized, and the lady taken to hospital.Her friend, deeply concerned, visits her the next day. \"Are you hurt?\"she asks.She replies, \"Of course I\'m hurt! He hasn\'t called! He hasn\'t written!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(5999,'Animal World','What\'s the difference between a duck and a cow?','What\'s the difference between a duck and a cow? They both swim, except for the cow.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6000,'Animal World','The story with the moral','In the dead of summer a fly was resting on a leaf beside a lake. He was ahot, dry fly who said to no one in particular, \"Gosh! If I go down threeinches I will feel the mist from the water and I will be refreshed.\"There was a fish in the water thinking, \"Gosh! If that fly goes down threeinches I can eat him.\"There was a bear on the shore thinking, \"Gosh! If that fly goes down threeinches... that fish will jump for the fly... and I will eat him.\"It also happened that a hunter was further up the bank of the lake,preparing to eat a cheese sandwich. \"Gosh!\" he thought, \"If that fly goesdown three inches... and that fish leaps for it... that bear will exposehimself and grab for the fish. I\'ll shoot the bear and then have a properlunch.\"You probably think this is enough activity for one bank of a lake, but Ican tell you there was more.A wee mouse by the hunter\'s foot was thinking, \"Gosh! If that fly goes downthree inches... and that fish jumps for that fly ...and that bear grabs forthat fish... the dumb hunter will shoot the bear and drop his cheese sandwich.\"A cat, lurking in the bushes took in this scene and thought, as wasfashionable to do on the banks of this particular lake around lunchtime,\"Gosh... if that fly goes down three inches...and that fish jumps for thatfly... and that bear grabs for that fish ...and that hunter shoots thatbear... and that mouse makes off with the cheese sandwich... then I can have mouse for lunch.\"The poor fly is finally so hot and so dry that he heads down for thecooling mist of the water... The fish swallows the fly... The bear grabsthe fish.. The hunter shoots the bear... The mouse grabs the cheesesandwich... The cat jumps for the mouse... The mouse ducks...The cat fallsinto the water and drowns.The moral of the story is....Whenever a fly goes down three inches... Somewhere there\'s a pussy in trouble.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6001,'Animal World','Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?','A double whammy:Why do elephants paint thier testicles red?So they can hide in cherry trees.What\'s the loudest noise in the jungle?A Monkey eating cherries.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6002,'Animal World','What\'s the biggest drawback in the jungle?','What\'s the biggest drawback in the jungle?The Elephants foreskin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6003,'Animal World','How do you catch an elephant?','How do you catch an elephant?First you dig a big hole, and fill it with wood and ash. Then you take aloadof peas and line them up around the hole. Then, when the elephant goesto take a pea, kick him in the ash-hole!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6004,'Animal World','An old lady owned two monkeys...','An old lady owned two monkeys. One day they both died,so she took them to the taxodermist.\"So you want them mounted?\" asked the taxidermist.To which she replied: \"No. Holding hands will do just fine.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6005,'Animal World','Why don\'t oysters give to charity?','Why don\'t oysters give to charity?Because they\'re shellfish.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6006,'Animal World','What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?','What is the worst thing that can happen to a bat while it sleeps?Diarrhoea!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6007,'At Work','Proffessional Acquantance','A well respected Doctor and his wife were having drinks in the lobby of the theater during the opening nite of a musical duringintermission. A blonde shimmied by that had to have had what there was of her evening gown spray painted on her curvy body.She smiled and gushed, \"Well, hello there Doc.\" and kept right on going.After a moment\'s pause, the good doctor looked at his wife and said, \"Don\'t worry dear, that\'s just a young lady I knowprofessionally.\"Without missing a beat, his wife asked, \"Hers or Yours ?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6008,'At Work','Returning from her vacation...','Returning from her vacation, the young secretary was telling anyone who would listen about what a fun time she had. She then asked for two weeks leave in which to get married. \"But you just had two weeks off,\" said the boss. \"Why didn\'t you get married then ?\" \"What and ruin my vacation ?\" she whined.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6009,'At Work','Not so fast!','Like a lot of young women these days, one of our secretaries had worked long and hard to put her boyfriend through college. After he graduated and passed his bar exam, I asked her if they planned to be married soon. She looked at me with a big smile and said, \"Oh no! Not right away. I want him to practice for at least six months first.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6010,'At Work','Why I Fired My Secretary','Why I Fired My Secretary I woke up early, feeling depressed because it was my birthday, and I thought,\"I\'m another year older,\" but decided to make the best of it. So I showered andshaved, knowing when I went down to breakfast my wife would greet me with a bigkiss and say, \"Happy birthday, dear.\" All smiles, I went in to breakfast, andthere sat my wife, reading her newspaper, as usual. She didn\'t say one word. SoI got myself a cup of coffee, made some toast and thought to myself, \"Oh well,she forgot. The kids will be down in a few minutes, smiling and happy, and theywill sing \'Happy Birthday\' and have a nice gift for me.\" There I sat, enjoyingmy coffee, and I waited. Finally, the kids came running into the kitchen,yelling, \"Give me a slice of toast! I\'m late! Where is my coat? I\'m going tomiss the bus!\" Feeling more depressed than ever, I left for the office. When I walked into the office, my secretary greeted me with a great big smileand a cheerful \"Happy birthday, boss.\" She then asked if she could get me somecoffee. Her remembering my birthday made me feel a whole lot better. Later in the morning, my secretary knocked on my office door and said, \"Sinceit\'s your birthday, why don\'t we have lunch together?\" Thinking it would makeme feel better, I said, \"That\'s a good idea.\" So we locked up the office, andsince it was my birthday, I said, \"Why don\'t we drive out of town and havelunch in the country instead of going to the usual place?\" So we drove out oftown and went to a little out-of-the-way inn and had a couple of martinis and anice lunch. We started driving back to town, when my secretary said, \"Why don\'twe go to my place, and I will fix you another martini.\" It sounded like a goodidea, since we didn\'t have much to do in the office. So we went to herapartment, and she fixed us some martinis. After a while, she said, \"If youwill excuse me, I think I will slip into something more comfortable,\" and sheleft the room. In a few minutes, she opened her bedroom door and came out carrying a bigbirthday cake. Following her were my wife and all my kids. And there I sat withnothing on but my socks.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6011,'At Work','The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver...','The hotel Astor had hired a new bus driver and instructed him to meet all incoming trains and announce at the depot in a very loud voice, \"Free bus to the hotel Astor!\" On the way to the station on his first trip her kept repeating to himself, \"Free bus to the hotel Astor, Free bus to the hotel Astor,\" until he memorized it letter perfect. Upon his arrival at the station, however, he became confused at all the noise and hub bub and started shouting as follows.\"Free hotel at the bust your Astor, I mean, Free ass at the Hotel Bastard, I mean, Freeze your ass at the Hotel Buster, I mean Squeeze your bust at the Hotel Faster, I mean, Bust your ass at the Hotel Freezer, Oh shit...take a cab.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6012,'At Work','Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning...','Tom had this problem of getting up late in the morning and was always late for work. His boss was mad at him and threatened to fire him if he didn\'t do something about it. So Tom went to his doctor who gave him a pill and told him to take it before he went to bed. Tom slept well and in fact beat, the alarm in the morning. He had a leisurely breakfast and drove cheerfully to work. \"Boss\", he said, \"The pill actually worked!\"\"That\'s all fine\" said the boss, \"But where were you yesterday?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6013,'At Work','God Meets Bureaucracy','God Meets BureaucracyIn the beginning God Created heaven and the earth. Quickly he was facedwith a class action suit for failure to file an environmental impactstatement. He was granted a temporary permit for the project, but wasstymied with the Cease and Desist order for the earthly part. Appearing atthe hearing, God was asked why he began his earthly project in the firstplace. He replied that he just liked to be creative.Then God said, \"Let there be light.\" Officials immediately demanded toknow how the light would be made. Would there be strip mining? What aboutthermal pollution? God explained that the light would come from a huge ballof fire. God was granted provisional permission to make light, assumingthat no smoke would result from the ball of fire, that he would obtain abuilding permit, and (to conserve energy) would have the light out half thetime. God agreed and said he would call the light \"Day\" and the darkness\"Night.\" Officials replied that they were not interested in semantics.God said, \"Let the earth bring forth green herb and such as manyseed.\"The EPA agreed so long as native seed was used. Then God said, \"Let watersbring forth creeping creatures having life; and the fowl that may fly overthe earth.\" Officials pointed out this would require approval from theDepartment of Game coordinated with the Heavenly Wildlife Federation andthe Audubongelic Society.Everything was OK until God said he wanted to complete the project in sixdays. Officials informed him it would take at least 200 days to review theapplication and the environmental impact statement. After that there would be a public hearing. Then there would be 10-12 months before...At this point God created Hell.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6014,'At Work','Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.','\"Jim will not be in today. He is not feeling himself. Thank you.\"THIS MEANS:1. He doesn\'t feel the way he usually does.2. He is not in complete control of his hands.3. His emotions are shattered.4. His skin is numb.5. He has transofrmed into an alter-ego (i.e. professional wrestler)6. He is not feeling himself, in a biblical sense.7. He has been covered in saran-wrap.8. He is in an isolation tank.9. He wanted to take a day off but couldn\'t come up with an actual illness to fake.10. He is feeling others.:) by Jennifer Schmidt and Nick GassJenSch@aol.com',0,0,0,'Active'),(6015,'At Work','The boss called one of his employees into the office...','The boss called one of his employees into the office. \"Rob,\" he said, \"you\'ve been with the company for a year. You started off in the post room, one week later you were promoted to a sales position, and one month after that you were promoted to district manager of the sales department. Just four short months later, you were promoted to vice- chairman. Now it\'s time for me to retire, and I want you to take over the company. What do you say to that?\" \"Thanks,\" said the employee. \"Thanks?\" the boss replied.a \"Is that all you can say?\" \"I suppose not,\" the employee said. \"Thanks, Dad.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6016,'At Work','A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day...','A young man, hired by a supermarket, reported for his first day of work. The manager greeted him with a warm handshake and a smile, gave him a broom and said, \"Your first job will be to sweep out the store.\"\"But I\'m a college graduate.\" the young man replied indignantly.\"Oh, I\'m sorry. I didn\'t know that,\" said the manager. \"Here, give me the broom, I\'ll show you how.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6017,'At Work','Smart decision','Two gas company servicemen, a senior training supervisor and a young trainee, were out checking meters in a suburban neighborhood. They parked their truck the end of the alley and worked their way to the other end. At the last house a woman looking out her kitchen window watched the two men as they checked her gas meter.Finishing the meter check, the senior supervisor challenged his younger coworker to a foot race down the alley back to the truck to prove that an older guy could outrun a younger one.As they came running up to the truck, they realized the lady from that last house was huffing and puffing right behind them. They stopped and asked her what was wrong.Gasping for breath, she replied, \"When I see two gas men running as hard as you two were, I figured I\'d better run too!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6018,'At Work','A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste...','A truck driver who had been delivering radioactive waste for the local reactor begins to feel sick after a few years on the job. He decided to seek compensation for his ailment. Upon his arrival at the workers\' compensation department, he is interviewed by an assessor.Assessor: I see you work with radio-active materials and wish to claim compensation. Trucker: Yeah, I feel really sick. Assessor: Alright then, Does your employer take measures to protect you from radiation poisoning? Trucker: Yeah, he gives me a lead suit to wear on the job. Assessor: And what about the cabin in which you drive? Trucker: Oh yeah. That\'s lead lined, all lead lined. Assessor: What about the waste itself? Where is that kept? Trucker: Oh, the stuff is held in a lead container, all lead. Assessor: Let me see if I get this straight. You wear a lead suit, sit in a lead-lined cabin and the radio-active waste is kept in a lead container. Trucker: Yeah, that?s right. All lead. Assessor: Then I can\'t see how you could claim against him for radiation poisoning. Trucker: I\'m not. I claiming for lead poisoning.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6019,'At Work','I am looking for a job as a consultant...','Job Applicant: \"I\'m looking for a job as a consultant.\"Employer: \"I\'m sorry, we already have enough cosultants.\"Applicant: \"That\'s ok, with my experience, I can be an advisor.\"Employer: \"More than we can use already.\"Applicant: As he is getting desperate, \"I\'m not proud, I can dopaperwork, I\'ll be a clerk, If you have too many, I\'ll start as a janitor.\"Employer: \"It just doesn\'t seem that we have any openings for a person with your qualifications.\"Applicant: As he stands up and angrily yells, \"work for you I\'d have to be a low life, belly crawling, double dealing jerk!\"Employer: \"Well, you didn\'t say you were an attorney, have a seat, we may have an opening.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6020,'At Work','Understanding Your Paycheck','Understanding Your PaycheckGROSS PAY: $1222.02INCOME TAX OUTGO TAX STATE TAX INTERSTATE TAX COUNTY TAX 244.40 45.21 61.10 5.89 6.11CITY TAX RURAL TAX BACK TAX FRONT TAX SIDE TAX 12.22 4.44 1.11 1.16 1.61UP TAX DOWN TAX KNICKNACK TAX HACKENSAC TAX THUMBTAX 2.22 1.11 1.98 3.93 0.98CARPET TAX SNACK TAX SURTAX MA\'AM TAX PARKING FEE 0.69 8.32 3.46 3.46 5.00NO PARKING FEE F.I.C.A. T.G.I.F. LIFE INS. HEALTH INS. 10.00 81.88 9.95 5.85 16.23DISABILITY INS. ABILITY INS. LIABILITY INS. DENTAL INS. MENTAL INS. 2.50 0.25 3.41 4.50 4.33FUNDAMENTAL INS COFFEE COFEE CUPS CALENDAR RENTAL FLOOR RENTAL 0.11 6.85 66.51 3.06 16.85CHAIR RENTAL DESK RENTAL UNION DUES UNION DON\'TS CASH ADVANCES 4.32 4.32 5.85 3.77 0.69CASH RETREATS OVERTIME UNDERTIME EASTERN TIME CENTRAL TIME 121.35 1.26 54.83 9.00 8.00MOUNTAIN TIME PACIFIC TIME DAYLIGHT SAVINGS TIME TIME OUT 7.00 6.00 4.44 12.21OXYGEN WATER ELECTRICITY HEAT AIR CONDITIONING 10.02 16.54 38.23 51.42 46.83MISC169.24TAKE HOME PAY: $0000.02',0,0,0,'Active'),(6021,'At Work','So my sister, a natural blond...','So my sister, a natural blond graduating from the University of North Carolina Law School, is job hunting. I suggested that since Microsoft is building up their legal team, she should send them a resume and become a southern blond Microsoft lawyer -- and be the butt of any joke on the internet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6022,'At Work','A man was being interviewed for a job...','A man was being interviewed for a job. \"Were you in the service?\" ask the interviewer. \"Yes, I was a marine,\" responded the applicant. \"Did you see any active duty?\" \"I was in Vietnam for 2 years and I have a partial disability.\" \"May I ask what happened?\" \"Well, I had a grenade go off between my legs and I lost both testicles.\" \"You\'re hired. You can start Monday at 10 am.\" \"When does everyone else start? I don\'t want any preferential treatment because of my disability.\" \"Everyone else starts at 7 am but I might as well be honest with you. Nothing gets done between 7 and 10. We just sit around scratching our balls trying to decide what to do first.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6023,'At Work','Rejection Letter Reject','Rejection Letter RejectEver wonder what to do when those rejection letters start pilingup? Well here\'s a suggestion:- - - - - - - - - - - - - Cut Here - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -[Date Today]Dear Mr. Kennelly:Thank you for your letter of April 17. After carefulconsideration I regret to inform you that I am unable to acceptyour refusal to offer me employment with your firm. This year Ihave been particularly fortunate in receiving an unusually largenumber of rejection letters. With such a varied and promisingfield of candidates it is impossible for me to accept allrefusals.Despite Acme Inc.\'s outstanding qualifications and previousexperience in rejecting applicants, I find that your rejectiondoes not meet with my needs at this time. Therefore, I willinitiate employment with your firm immediately followinggraduation. I look forward to seeing you then.Best of luck in rejecting future candidates.Sincerely,[Your name here]',0,0,0,'Active'),(6024,'At Work','Retire Aged Personell Early','Retire Aged Personell EarlyTO ALL MCCCD EMPLOYEESFROM GOVERNING BOREDDATE 22 APR 19861. As a result of the HAYZE mismanagement study, we mustdrastically cut most salaries and reduce our number of personnel.Under this plan, older employees will go on early retirement,thus permitting management to focus its abuse on youngeremployees who represent our future.2. Therefore, a program to phase out older personnel by theend of the current fiscal year, via retirement, will be placedinto effect immediately. The program will be known as RAPE(Retire Aged Personnel Early). Employees who are RAPED will begiven the opportunity to work other jobs within the system atgreatly reduced pay. This phase of the reduction program iscalled SCREW (Survey of Capabilities of Retired Early Workers).3. All employees who have been RAPED or SCREWED may applyfor a new re- employment eligibility service. This service willbe called SHAFT (Study by Higher Authority FollowingTermination). Current regulations state that employees may onlybe RAPED once and SCREWED twice, but they may get the SHAFT asmany times as management deems appropriate.4. If an employee meets all of the above requirements,he/she will be entitled to get HERPES (Half Earnings of RetiredPersons Entitlement System). HERPES is considered as a bonus plansince the employee can no longer be RAPED and SCREWED bymanagement. RAPED personnel may also get Assistance for ImmediateDisplacement Service (AIDS). Since AIDS has serious implications,one should only request this service once.5. Employees can enhance their retention prospects bysigning up for additional training. It is now and always has beenthe policy of management to ensure all employees are well trainedthrough our Special High Intensity Training (SHIT). We have givenour employees more SHIT than any other organization in thecountry. If any employee feels he/she does not receive enoughSHIT on the job, see your immediate supervisor. Our management isespecially trained to ensure that you will get all the SHIT youcan stand.6. To ensure equal treatment of all MCCCD employees, onlyupper-management and their selected brown-noses will be givenraises and exempt status from the above programs. Yu Bien Haad MCCCD GOVERNING BOREDP.S. We in upper management would like to once again applaudthe HAYZE people for their very consistent and reasonable study;heck, we couldn\'t have paid anyone to make up a better report!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6025,'At Work','How Shit Happens','How Shit HappensIn the Beginning was The PlanAnd then came the AssumptionsAnd the Assumptions were without formAnd the Plan was completely without substanceAnd the darkness was upon the face of the WorkersAnd the Workers spoke amongst themselves, saying\"It is a crock of shit, and it stinketh.\"And the Workers went unto their Supervisors and sayeth,\"It is a pail of dung and none may abide the odor thereof.\"And the Supervisors went unto their Managers and sayeth unto them,\"It is a container of excrement and it is very strong, such that none may abide by it.\"And the Managers went unto their Directors and sayeth,\"It is a vessel of fertilizer, and none may abide its strength.\"And the Directors spoke among themselves, saying one to another,\"It contains that which aids plant growth, and it is very strong.\"And the Directors went unto the Vice Presidents and sayeth unto them,\"It promotes growth and is very powerful.\"And the Vice Presidents went unto the President and sayeth unto him,\"This new Plan will actively promote the growth and efficiency of this Company, and in these Areas in particular.\"And the President looked upon The Plan,And saw that it was good, and The Plan became Policy.And this is how Shit Happens.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6026,'At Work','Tactfullness','The contemplative routine of the convent was being disrupted by the presence of workmen converting the electrical service from overhead lines to buried cable. Mother Superior called the electric company\'s complaint department to ask for help.\"The profanity these men use constantly is unsuitable for our community. You must make them stop cursing so much.\", said the nun.\"Very well, sister. But you must make allowances for their habits. Even when they are trying to be tactful, they will still tend to call a spade a spade.\", said the company spokeswoman.Mother superior then observed, \"I think the term they actually use is \'fucking shovel\'\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6027,'At Work','Reaching the end of a job interview...','Reaching the end of a job interview, the human resources person askeda young engineer fresh out of MIT, \"And what starting salary were youlooking for?\"The engineer said, \"In the neighborhood of $125,000 a year, dependingon the benefits package.\"The interviewer said, \"Well, what would you say to a package of5-weeks vacation, 14 paid holidays, full medical and dental, companymatching retirement fund to 50% of salary, and a company car leasedevery 2 years - say, a red Corvette?\"The Engineer sat up straight and said, \"Wow! Are you kidding?\"And the interviewer replied, \"Yeah, but you started it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6028,'At Work','Why you should learn to use algebra . . .','Why you should learn to use algebra . . . After applying some simple algebra to some trite phrases and cliches a new understanding can bereached of the secret to wealth and success.Here it goes. Knowledge is Power Time is Money and as every engineer knows, Power is Work over Time.So, substituting algebraic equations for these time worn bits of wisdom, we get: K = P (1) T = M (2) P = W/T (3)Now, do a few simple substitutions: Put W/T in for P in equation (1), which yields: K = W/T (4)Put M in for T into equation (4), which yields: K = W/M (5).Now we\'ve got something. Expanding back into English, we get: Knowledge equals Work over Money.What this MEANS is that: 1. The More You Know, the More Work You Do, and 2. The More You Know, the Less Money You Make.Solving for Money, we get: M = W/K (6) Money equals Work Over Knowledge.From equation (6) we see that Money approaches infinity as Knowledge approaches 0, regardlessof the Work done.What THIS MEANS is: The More you Make, the Less you Know.Solving for Work, we get W = M K (7) Work equals Money times KnowledgeFrom equation (7) we see that Work approaches 0 as Knowledge approaches 0.What THIS MEANS is: The stupid rich do little or no work.Working out the socioeconomic implications of this breakthrough is left as an exercise for thereader.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6029,'At Work','Not that my wife is the jealous type or anything, but one day at work...','Not that my wife\'s the jealous type or anything, but one day at work, I had taken this temp who was filling in for my secretary to lunch in gratitude for an outstanding job on a very difficult project. As luck would have it, there was my wife waiting in the office for my return. The temp, who was truly a ravishing beauty said, \"Oh, Mrs. Moore, I\'m so happy to meet you. I\'m your husband\'s new secretary.\"Within a single heart beat my wife quietly intoned, \"OH ? Really ? Were you ???\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6030,'At Work','A customer sent an order to a distributor...','A customer sent an order to a distributor for a large amount ofgoods totaling a great deal of money.The distributor noticed that the previous bill hadn\'t been paid. Thecollections manager left a voice-mail for them saying, \"We can\'tship your new order until you pay for the last one.\"The next day the collections manager received a collect phone call,\"Please cancel the order. We can\'t wait that long.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6031,'At Work','Two Italian construction workers...','Two Italian construction workers were in the field on anextremely hot day working.. the one says to the other \"heyhow come we do all a da work and he gets all a da money?\"pointing to the supervisor. The other says, \"I don\'t know, go ask him.\" So Guido goes up to the supervisor and says \"Hey, how comewe do all a da work and you get all a da money?\" The supervisor says \"Intelligence\". Guido says \"what is this intelligence?\" The supervisor puts his hand on a tree and says \"Hita myhand as hard as you can!\" Guido winds up and with all his might tries to hit thesupervisors hand. Just as he almost does the supervisorpulls his hand away and Guido hits the tree! The supervisorsays \"That\'s intelligence\". Still smarting Guido goes back to his co-worker and hisco-worker says \"Hey what did he say?\" With a sheepish look on his face Guido puts his hand on hisface and says \"hita my hand as hard as you can. . .\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6032,'At Work','Some things never change','I guess some things will never change. I hired a temp while my secretary was on maternity leave. Trying to arrive at an agreeable wage, I asked what she expected to earn.She said, \"Well... the minimum I could work for is four hundred a week.\"I told her I\'d give her that much with pleasure. She shook her head and replied, \"With pleasure, it\'ll be $600 a week.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6033,'At Work','Wrong floor','Two accountants were discussing a colleague\'s interest in one of the firm\'s new secretaries. \"I just don\'t get it.\" said one. \"She\'s an airhead -- nothing going on upstairs.\"That may be true,\" replied the other, \"but I don\'t think that\'s the floor he\'s getting off on.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6034,'At Work','A middle manager is called into his bosses office...','A middle manager is called into his bosses office on a Monday morning.He is told he has to get rid of one employee in his department by thenext Monday. \"Downsizing.\"He\'s really upset. Everyone in his department does a good job and itdoesn\'t seem fair. So for the next 2 days he racks his brain trying tofigure out who to fire. On Tuesday afternoon he sees Jack and Jillstanding at the water cooler. He says to himself, \"Okay it\'s going to beone of them.\"He spends the next few days scrutinizing what each of them does.Everything is equal. Productivity. Time off. Reports. Everything. He\'sin a quandary. It\'s Friday afternoon and he knows his going to have tothink about this all weekend. Everyone has left the office except Jack andJill, who are getting ready to leave. She comes over to say goodbye.\"Have a good weekend boss. Hey you don\'t look so good. Is everythingokay?\"He looks at her and says \"To be honest, I\'m having a tough time here. Ican\'t decide if I should lay you or Jack off.\"And she looks at him and says \"Well I have to catch a bus, so i suggestyou jack off.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6035,'At Work','Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Are Not','Things That Sound Dirty At The Office But Aren\'t I need you to whip it out by 5:00! Mind if I use your laptop? Put this in my box before you leave. I want it on my desk now! Hmm.. I think I\'m out of fluid. My equipment\'s so old, it takes forever to finish! It\'s an entry level position. When do you think you\'ll be getting off today? It\'s not fair... I do all the work while he just sits back!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6036,'At Work','Saving the situation','After attending a party for his boss, the life of the party was nursing a king-size hangover and asked his wife, \"What the hell happened?\" \"As usual, you made an ass of yourself in front of your boss,\" replied the wife. \"Piss on him,\" answered the husband. \"You did,\" said the wife, \"and he fired you.\" \"Well, fuck him,\" said the husband. \"I did, and you go back to work in the morning.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6037,'At Work','Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary...','Mr. Jones had hired a new secretary. She was young, sweet and very polite. While taking dictation one morning, she noticed that his fly was open. Upon leaving the room she said, \"Mr. Jones, your barracks door is open.\" He was puzzled by her remark, but later that day he noticed that his zipper was open. So, he decided to have a little fun with his secretary and called her back into his office. \"By the way Miss Smith,\" he said, \"When you noticed my barracks door open this morning, did you also notice a soldier standing at attention ?\" \"Why no sir,\" she replied, \"All I saw was a little disabled veteran sitting on two duffel bags.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6038,'At Work','After working together for a while...','After working together for a while, Dick and Jane\'s office romance blossomed, and they really developed the hots for each other. One day,they seize the opportunity to sneak into a supply closet to consummate their lust. Dick finds Jane very tight, and difficult to enter, but finally succeeds. When they are finished, Dick says to her, \"If I had known you were a virgin, I would have taken more time!\" To which Jane replies \"If I\'d known you had more time, I would have taken off my pantyhose!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6039,'At Work','Bank Teller','Bank Teller A middle aged man walks into the bank and says to the young teller, \"I want to open a fucking checking account\". \"Please sir\", she replies, \"we can\'t have language like that in here.\" \"Why the Fuck not?\" he asked. \"Sir,\" Came her retort, \"I must ask you to refrain from swearing.\" \"I don\'t give a shit what you want,\" he answers, \"I just want to open a fucking checking account.\" With this the teller leaves and returns in a moment with her branch manager. The manager asks if he might be able to help the gentleman. \"Shit yes\", came the reply, \"I just won 14 million dollars in the lottery and want to open a fucking checking account.\" The branch manager says, \"I see, and this stupid, fucking, bitch is giving you a hard time?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6040,'At Work','The crusty old managing partner finally passed away...','The crusty old managing partner finally passed away, but his law firm kept receiving calls asking to speak with him. \"I\'m sorry, he\'s dead,\" was the standard answer. Finally, the receptionist who fielded the calls began to realize it was always the same voice, so she asked who it was and why he kept calling. The reply: \"I used to be one of his junior associates, and I just like to hear you say it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6041,'At Work','A very modest lady applied for a job...','A very modest lady applied for a job at the factory where they made \"Tickle me Elmo dolls\". It was Friday and almost quitting time and hurriedly the boss told her to report for work on Monday. He quickly explained to her that she would be stationed on the assembly line just before the dolls were packed into boxes. On Monday they started up the line and within twenty minutes had to shut it down because one worker couldn\'t keep up. The boss went down the line to find the problem. The new employee was very busy trying to do her part but she had a bunch of dolls waiting for her. Closer examination showed that she was sewing little cloth bags containing two walnuts in the appropriate place on the dolls. The boss could not control his laughter and said, \"Lady, I said to give each doll Two----Test----Tickles.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6042,'At Work','Calling in Sick....','Calling in Sick.... A Cat Owner\'s Story Calling in sick to work makes me uncomfortable because no matter how legitimate my illness, I always sense my boss thinks I am lying. On one occasion, I had a valid reason but lied anyway because the truth was too humiliating to reveal. I simply mentioned that I had sustained a head injury and I hoped I would feel up to coming in the next day. By then, I could think up a doozy to explain the bandage on my crown. In this case, the truth hurt. I mean it really hurt in the place men feel the most pain. The accident occurred mainly because I conceded to my wife\'s wishes to adopt a cute little kitty. As the daily routine prescribes, I was taking my shower after breakfast when I heard my wife call out to me from the kitchen. \"Ed!\" she hearkened. \"The garbage disposal is dead. Come reset it.\" \"You know where the button is.\" I protested through the shower (pitter-patter). \"Reset it yourself!\" \"I am scared!\" She pleaded. \"What if it starts going and sucks me in?\" Pause. \"C\'mon, it\'ll only take a second.\" No logical assurance about how a disposal can\'t start itself will calm the fears of a person who suffers from \"Big-ol-scary-machinephobia,\" a condition brought on by watching too many Stephen King movies. It is futile to argue or explain, kind of like Lloyd Bentsen telling Americans they are over-taxed. And if a poltergeist did, in fact, possess the disposal, and she was ground into round, I\'d have to live with that the rest of my life. So out I came, dripping wet and buck naked, hoping to make a statement about how her cowardly behavior was not without consequence but it was I who would suffer. I crouched down and stuck my head under the sink to find the button. It is the last action I remember performing. It struck without warning. Nay, it wasn\'t a hexed disposal drawing me into its gnashing metal teeth. It was our new kitty, clawing playfully at the dangling objects she spied between my legs. She (\"Buttons\" aka \"the Grater\") had been poised around the corner and stalked me as I took the bait under the sink. At precisely the second I was most vulnerable, she leapt at the toys I unwittingly offered and snagged them with her needle-like claws. Now when men feel pain or even sense danger anywhere close to their masculine region, they lose all rational thought to control orderly bodily movements. Instinctively, their nerves compel the body to contort inwardly, while rising upwardly at a violent rate of speed. Not even a well-trained monk could calmly stand with his groin supporting the full weight of a kitten and rectify the situation in a step-by-step procedure. Wild animals are sometimes faced with a \"fight or flight\" syndrome; men, in this predicament, choose only the \"flight\" option. Fleeing straight up, I knew at that moment how a cat feels when it is alarmed. It was a dismal irony. But, whereas cats seek great heights to escape, I never made it that far. The sink and cabinet bluntly impeded my ascent; the impact knocked me out cold. When I awoke, my wife and the paramedics stood over me. Having been fully briefed by my wife, the paramedics snorted as they tried to conduct their work while suppressing their hysterical laughter. My wife told me I should be flattered. At the office, colleagues tried to coax an explanation out of me. I kept silent, claiming it was too painful to talk. \"What\'s the matter, cat got your tongue?\" If they had only known.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6043,'At Work','As the end of the day drew near...','As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired assistant into his office. \"Do you know what time we quit around here ?\" he asked.\"Sure !\" the girl nervously giggled. \"Whenever somebody knocks on the door.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6044,'At Work','Equally qualified','Young man Murphy applied for an engineering position at an Irish firm based in Dublin. An American applied for the same job and both applicants having the same qualifications were asked to take a test by the Department manager. Upon completion of the test both men only missed one of the questions. The manager went to Murphy and said, \"Thank you for your interest, but we\'ve decided to give the American the job.\"Murphy: \"And why would you be doing that? We both got 9 questions correct. This being Ireland and me being Irish I should get the job!\"Manager: \"We have made our decision not on the correct answers, but on the question you missed.\"Murphy: \"And just how would one incorrect answer be better than the other?\"Manager: \"Simple. The American put down on question # 5, \'I don\'t know.\' You put down \'Neither do I.\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6045,'At Work','The most painful part','A group of guys and one girl are sitting together at a ball game. During the game the guys notice the girl knew just as much about the game as themselves, and are really impressed. After the game they ask her, \"How is it that you know so much about baseball?\"She says, \"Well, I used to be a guy and got a sex change.\"The guys are amazed, but very curious about the process. \"What was the most painful part of the process? Was it when they cut IT off?\"\"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.\"\"Was it when they cut off your balls?\"\"That was very painful, but was not the most painful part.\"\"What was the most painful part?\"\"The part that hurt the most was when they cut my salary in half!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6046,'At Work','The Yuppette had risen to executive level...','The Yuppette had risen to executive level in the company in no time at all. Hearing rumors about her, the husband confronted his wife and accused her of sleeping with all of the top level managers.\"Now that\'s entirely false.\" she cried. \"I took the easy route and slept with anyone who mattered at least twice.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6047,'At Work','A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him...','A site foreman had ten very lazy men working for him, so one day he decided to trick them into doing some work for a change.\"I\'ve got a really easy job today for the laziest one among you,\" he announced. \"Will the laziest man please put his hand up.\"Nine hands went up.\"Why didn\'t you put your hand up?\" he asked the tenth man.\"Too much trouble,\" came the reply.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6048,'At Work','Three envelopes','A fellow had just been hired as the new CEO of a large high tech corporation. The CEO who was stepping down met with him privately and presented him with three numbered envelopes. \"Open these if you run up against a problem you don\'t think you can solve,\" he said. Well, things went along pretty smoothly, but six months later, sales took a downturn and he was really catching a lot of heat. About at his wits\'s end, he remembered the envelopes. He went to his drawer and took out the first envelope. The message read, \"Blame your predecessor.\" The new CEO called a press conference and tactfully laid the blame at the feet of the previous CEO. Satisfied with his comments, the press -- and Wall Street -- responded positively, sales began to pick up and the problem was soon behind him. About a year later, the company was again experiencing a slight dip in sales, combined with serious product problems. Having learned from his previous experience, the CEO quickly opened the second envelope. The message read, \"Reorganize.\" This he did, and the company quickly rebounded. After several consecutive profitable quarters, the company once again fell on difficult times. The CEO went to his office, closed the door and opened the third envelope. The message said, \"Prepare three envelopes.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6049,'At Work','Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve...','Judge: Is there any reason you could not serve as a juror in this case? Juror: I don\'t want to be away from my job that long. Judge: Can\'t they do without you at work? Juror: Yes, but I don\'t want them to know it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6050,'At Work','Time to quit','As the end of the day drew near, the handsome executive called his newly hired red-headed assistant into his office. \"Do youknow what time we quit around here ?\" he asked.\"Sure !\" the girl nervously giggled. \"Whenever somebody knocks on the door.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6051,'At Work','Does anyone know what would happen if the earth...','Does anyone know what would happen if the earth rotated 30 times faster thanit does today ??We would get our paycheck everyday, and all women would bleed to death...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6052,'At Work','When the staff goes out after work, they talk about...','When the staff goes out after work, they talk about football or basketball.When Middle management gets together, they talk about tennis or baseball.Top management discusses golf.Conclusion: The higher up you are in management, the smaller your balls are.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6053,'At Work','There are thousands of sex phone lines for men...','There are thousands of sex phone lines for men but only a few for women.This is because if a women wants someone to talk dirty to her she can justgo to work.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6054,'At Work','It had taken him several months, but the executive vice president...','It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the back ofhis leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.\"And just where have you been until this hour?\" demanded hiswife, when the wayward husband finally arrived home.\"Down at the office,\" he replied, \"working like a dog.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6055,'At Work','Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding...','Steve, Bob and Jeff are working on a very high scaffolding. Suddenly, Steve falls off. He is killed instantaneously. After the ambulance leaves with Steve\'s body, Bob and Jeff realize they\'ll have to inform his wife. Bob says he\'s good at this sort of sensitive stuff, so he volunteers to do the job. After two hours he returns, carrying a six-pack of beer. \"So did you tell her?\" asks Jeff. \"Yep\", replies Bob. \"Say, where did you get the six-pack?\" Bob informs Jeff. \"She gave it to me.\"\"WHAT??\" exclaims Jeff, \"you just told her her husband died and she gave you a six-pack??\" \"Sure,\" Bob says. \"WHY?\" asks Jeff. \"Well,\" Bob continues, \"when she answered the door, I asked her, \'are you Steve\'s widow?\' \'Widow?\', she said, \'no, no, you\'re mistaken, I\'m not a widow!\' So I said: \"I\'ll bet you a six-pack you ARE!\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6056,'At Work','Several weeks after a young man had been hired...','Several weeks after a young man had been hired, he was called into the personnel director\'s office. \"What is the meaning of this?\" the director asked. \"When you applied for this job, you told us you had five years experience. Now we discovered this is the first job you\'ve ever held.\"\"Well,\" the young man replied \"in your advertisement you said you wanted somebody with imagination.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6057,'At Work','Advisor on sexual matters','The drinker announced to the bartender, \"It seems I\'ve been informally named advisor on \'Sexual Matters\' at my company.\"\"That sounds interesting. Does this mean you\'ll be counseling the big bosses on relations with their secretaries?\"\"I\'m not sure yet,\" he answered. \"During a staff meeting, I popped up to suggest a reduction in executive expense accounts and it was after that I was told if they ever wanted my fucking advice, they\'d let me know.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6058,'At Work','When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher...','When the formal private briefing of the attractive new teacher by the vice-principal was finished, the vice-principal took a few puffs on his pipe and said, \"I have an informal piece of advice for you, Miss Bell. There\'s only one way you can get along in this school without submitting to the sexual advances of theprincipal.\"\"Oh my God! Well, er, what was is that?\"\"I\'ll explain it, \" he continued, \"as soon as you\'ve undressed.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6059,'At Work','Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one...','Three guys go into a bar, one in a wheelchair, one is blind and the other appears normal. A couple of minutes later, God walks in to get a beer. He sees the guys and decides to have compassion on them. He touches the blind guy on the forehead, and his sight is restored. He touches the man in the wheelchair and the guy jumps up and walks away. He walks to the last guy and the guy yells, \'Whoa, God! I\'m on workman\'s comp!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6060,'At Work','A man was interviewing for a sales representative...','A man was interviewing for a sales representative. One candidate wouldhave been ideal for the position except that he had a disconcertingmannerism. He kept winking.\"Look here, I\'d like to give you the job, you\'ve got good referencesand experience. The trouble is this trick you\'ve got of winking all thetime, it might put our customers off.\"\"No worries.\" the candidate replied. \"All I\'ve got to do to get rid ofit is to take a couple of aspirins.\"So saying he began emptying his pockets. The employer was startled tosee dozens of condoms, multi coloured ones, ribbed ones, heavy dutyvarieties and every known brand of standard condom.\"Here we are.\" said the rep. He swallowed two aspirins and his winkingstopped at once.\"Thats all very well but we couldn\'t hire a man who was going to bewomanising all over his territory.\"\"Oh I wouldn\'t dream of it, I\'m happily married.\"\"Then how do you account for all of these things?\"\"Simple, Did you ever go into a chemist winking all the time and ask fora packet of aspirins?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6061,'At Work','Jon starts working in a lumber camp...','Jon starts working in a lumber camp. The boss says, \"We work twelve hours a day, we eat two meals a day, lights out at ten-thirty, and you can put your dick in the barrel over there for a blow job any day but Thursday.\"Jon says, \"Why not Thursday?\"The boss says, \"Because Thursday is your turn in the barrel.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6062,'At Work','Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad...','Fresh out of business school, the young man answered a want ad for an accountant. Now he was being interviewed by a very nervous man who ran a small business that he had started himself.\"I need someone with an accounting degree,\" the man said. \"But mainly, I\'m looking for someone to do my worrying for me.\"\"Excuse me?\" the accountant said.\"I worry about a lot of things,\" the man said. \"But I don\'t want to have to worry about money. Your job will be to take all the money worries off my back.\"\"I see,\" the accountant said. \"And how much does the job pay?\"\"I\'ll start you at eighty thousand.\"\"Eighty thousand dollars!\" the accountant exclaimed. \"How can such a small business afford a sum like that?\"\"That,\" the owner said, \"is your first worry.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6063,'At Work','It had taken him several months, but the executive...','It had taken him several months, but the executive vice presidenthad finally persuaded his new secretary to bend over the backof his leather couch and allow him to have sex with her that way.\"And just where have you been until this hour?\" demanded his wife,when the wayward husband finally arrived home.\"Down at the office,\" he replied, \"working like a dog.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6064,'At Work','NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGE','NOTIFICATION TO ALL STAFF REGARDING LANGUAGEIt has been brought to our attention that some individuals have beenusing foul language during the execution of their duties. Due tocomplaints from managers who are more easily offended, this type oflanguage will no longer be tolerated.We do realise, however, the importance of staff being able to properlyexpress their feelings when communicating with other employees. Withthis in mind, the Human Resources Department has compiled a list ofcode phrases so proper exchange of ideas/information can continue inan effective manner without risking offence to our more sensitivebrethren.Old Phrase New Phrase1. No fucking way I\'m fairly sure that this is not feasible2. Your fucking joking Really3. Tell someone who gives a fuck Have you run that by................4. No cunt told me I was not involved in that project5. I don\'t have the fucking time Perhaps I can work late6. Who fucking cares Are you sure that is the problem7. Eat shit and die You don\'t say8. Eat shit and die motherfucker You don\'t say, Sir9. Kiss my arse So you would like me to help you10. He\'s a fucking prick He is somewhat insensitive11. That\'s fucking bullshit I find that hard to believe12. You haven\'t got a fucking clue You could benefit from more training13. This place is fucked We are a little disorganised today14. What sort of fucker are you You\'re new here aren\'t you?15. Fuck off shit head Well there you go16. You\'re a fucking wanker You\'re my manager and I respect you17. Ha! Fuck you I wasn\'t there that day18. This is bollocks We need to look into this some more19. I aint got no cunt I am rather short of labour20. Fuck off I\'ll look into that and get back to you',0,0,0,'Active'),(6065,'At Work','Brain or muscles?','The strong young man at the construction site was bragging that he could outdo anyone in a feat of strength. He made a special case of making fun of one of the older workmen. After several minutes, the older worker had had enough.\"Why don\'t you put your money where your mouth is,\" he said. \"I will bet a week\'s wages that I can haul something in a wheelbarrow over to that outbuilding that you won\'t be able to wheel back.\"\"You\'re on, old man,\" the braggart replied. \"Let\'s see what you got.\"The old man reached out and grabbed the wheelbarrow by the handles. Then, nodding to the young man, he said, \"All right. Get in.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6066,'At Work','It\'s not a big deal, but it feels good','A man comes home from work one day and he says to his wife: \"Honey, I got a new secretary. And imagine what happened! She\'s got a red and white bra. You know, these are the colors of my favorite football team. Anyway, it\'s not a big deal but it feels good.\"The next day when they come home his wife asks, \"How was your day?\"The man says: \"Fantastic! It\'s not only her bra that is red and white but also her panties. You know it\'s not a big deal but it really feels good!\"The third day they meet at home after work and now the man asks his wife, \"And what happened today in your office, honey?\"She says, \"Oh, nothing special, sweetheart. I got a new boss today. His dick is two inches longer than yours. You know it\'s not a big deal but, hell, it feels good!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6067,'At Work','Latex factory','A guy is going on a tour of a factory that produces various latex products.At the first stop, he is shown the machine that manufactures baby-bottlenipples. The machine makes a loud \"hiss-pop\" noise. \"The hiss is the rubberbeing injected into the mold,\" explains the guide. \"The popping sound isthe needle poking a hole in the end of the nipple.\"Later, the tour reaches the part of the factory where condoms aremanufactured. The machine makes a \"Hiss. Hiss. Hiss. Hiss-pop\" noise. \"Waita minute!\" says the man taking the tour. \"I understand what the \'hiss,hiss,\' is, but what\'s that \'pop\' every so often?\"\"Oh, it\'s just the same as in the baby-bottle nipple machine,\" says theguide. \"It pokes a hole in every fourth condom.\"\"Well, that can\'t be good for the condoms!\"\"Yeah, but it\'s great for the baby-bottle nipple business!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6068,'At Work','A bus station is where a bus stops...','A bus station is where a bus stops. A train station is where atrain stops. On my desk, I have a work station...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6069,'At Work','The organization is like a tree full of monkeys...','The organization is like a tree full of monkeys, all on differentlimbs at different levels. Some monkeys are climbing up, some down.The monkeys on top look down and see a tree full of smiling faces.The monkeys on the bottom look up and see nothing but assholes.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6070,'At Work','Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girls...','Mary came back from lunch to find that all the girlsin the office had removed their clothes and were lying on the floor naked. She lost no time in taking off her dress and joining them, but as soon as she laid downthe girl on her right hissed, \"Turn over, Mary - this is a stock up, not an office party!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6071,'At Work','Duties will be the same','As a result of an internal investigation, one of the Duty Officer\'s stunning, blonde staffers was transferred to an obscure base in Utah.The woman reported to her new Commanding Officer and handed him her orders. He glanced at them and said, \"Well Private, your duties here will be pretty much the same as your last assignment.\"The girl sighed and said, \"Yes Sir. I kind-of figured that. Will it be OK if I drape my uniform over this chair?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6072,'At Work','What does it mean when the flag at the...','What does it mean when the flag at thePost Office is flying at half mast? They\'re hiring.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6073,'At Work','A responsible applicant','Employer to applicant: \"In this job we need someone who is responsible.\" Applicant: \"I\'m the one you want. On my last job, every timeanything went wrong, they said I was responsible.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6074,'At Work','A small analogy','Getting anything done around here is like mating elephants.It\'s done on a very high level.There\'s a lot of stomping and screaming involved.And it takes two years to get any results.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6075,'At Work','The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss...','The external organs of a body were fighting over who should be boss.The brain said, \"I should be boss, since I control what the person thinks.\" The hands said, \"I should be boss because I do almost everything for the person.\"The legs declared, \"I shuld be boss since I carry the body and all the weight is on me.\"So they went on, each stating their qualities and uses.Then the Asshole spoke up, \"I think I should be boss, because..\"He had not finished when everyone else started laughing at him. \"You, an asshole, be the boss? You gotta be kidding!\"The asshole was very unhappy, and he closed himself up.The body soon suffered a terrible constipation, and the organs could not take it anymore. \"Ok, ok, you\'re the boss!\" they gavein. So the asshole became the boss of the body.The moral of the story: You don\'t need brains to be a boss, you just need to be an asshole.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6076,'At Work','When does a person decide to become an accountant?','Q: When does a person decide to become an accountant?A: When he realises he doesn\'t have the charisma to succeed as an undertaker.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6077,'At Work','A suitable transplant','A fellow is walking into a hospital and sees two doctors down on their hands and knees in one of the flower beds. He goes over and says,\"Can I help? Have you lost something?\"\"No,\" says one of the doctors. \"We\'re about to do a heart transplant onan accountant and we\'re looking for a suitable stone.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6078,'At Work','Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English...','Some of the most tactful people on Earth are English. One office supervisor called a secretary in to give her the bad news that she was being fired. He started the conversation with: \"Miss Symthe, I really don\'t know how we\'re going to get along without you, but starting Monday, we\'re going to try.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6079,'At Work','Some professions','Some professionsA psychologist is a man who watches everyone else when a beautiful girl enters the room.A professor is one who talks in someone else\'s sleep.A schoolteacher is a disillusioned woman who used to think she liked children.A consultant is someone who takes the watch off your wrist and tells you the time.A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6080,'At Work','Sleep well','Life Insurance Agent:Don\'t let me frighten you into a decision. Sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in the morning, let me know what you think.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6081,'At Work','A succession of generations','The village blacksmith finally found an apprentice willing to work hard at low pay for long hours. The blacksmith immediately began his instructions to the lad, \"When I take the shoe out of the fire, I\'ll lay it on the anvil; and when I nod my head, you hit it with this hammer.\" The apprentice did just as he told. Now he\'s the village blacksmith.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6082,'At Work','A man goes to his bank manager and says...','A man goes to his bank manager and says \"I\'d like to start a small business how do I go about it?\"The bank manager leans back and clasps his hands together on his gut and replies \"Buy a big one and wait\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6083,'At Work','The Perverse Guide To Getting Hired','The Perverse Guide To Getting HiredChapter 1 - The Resume Your resume is a crucial document that summarises theessence of your being to a potential employer. You must graba personnel director\'s attention with your sheer, overpoweringwonderfulness, or your vitae will wind up lining the bottom ofher parakeet\'s cage. Write a boring resume and you might as wellrun down now and join the other unemployed grads behind theappliance store, fighting for the choicest refrigerator carton tolive in. To grab an employer\'s jaded eye you must create the writtenequivalent of a banshee wail! Print your resume on hunter\'sorange paper, so it nearly leaps out of the stack. Experimentwith striking fonts, and use as many as possible. Writing yourname in 2 inch high 3-D Western style letters at the top says\"Check ME out! I\'m no shrinking violet!\" Sprinkle a bit of yourmost sensual cologne on the sheet, and ladies, be sure to add agood lipstick smooch mark at the bottom. Don\'t forget yourpicture, too! Be sure and staple several of your best 8x10glossies from Glamour Shots on top. Now that you\'ve achieved that visceral \"oomph\", it\'s time topolish the contents to bring out or even invent your positivequalities. Remember, a skilled wordsmith can transform anyqualification or attribute, no matter how trifling, into asaleable skill. Let\'s look at some examples of putting the best\"spin\" on a job seeker\'s skills:\"I flipped burgers for three weeks at Lardee\'s.\" A mere burger flipper? Why sell yourself so short?Describe yourself as a \"Grill Co-ordinator\", or perhaps a\"Culinary Technician\".\"I subbed in for my nephew\'s paper route one weekend.\" Ah! So you were previously employed in \"CommunicationServices!\" Describe yourself as a \"Journalism Representative.\"\"I spent the last five years sitting on a couch eating Cheetosand watching Charlie\'s Angels reruns.\" You can transform the pathetic into the energetic byreferring to yourself as a \"Consumer Broadcasting Specialist.\"Let them know how much time you\'ve wisely invested in \"PopularDrama Studies.\"\"I worked in telemarketing.\" Die you scumbag.\"I like to drink 3 or 4 bottles of Night Train wine and pass outin a puddle of my own urine.\" I see! An \"Alternative Hygiene Researcher\" who throwshimself into his work! Always remember to use active, \"can-do\" language in yourresume, and be sure to include as many of the following terms aspossible: 1) Excellence (can\'t get enough of this one!) 2) Goal-oriented 3) Forward-thinking 4) Like Working with People (as opposed to zoo animals) 5) Striving (everyone likes a striver!)It may be useful to define these as keyboard macros immediately.Chapter 2 - The Interview So now you\'ve got that big chance to shine in person. Onceagain, you\'ve got to stand out from the crowd! First, consideryour apparel carefully. Gold lame harem pants will leave alasting impression, as will a nice fish or penis tie, availablein classier novelty stores. Make these items staples of yourprofessional wardrobe. Next, practice that handshake, andconsider adding a little thumb twist manoeuvre or a good high-five. And remember, no one likes shaking dry, chapped hands, somake sure yours are damp when you leave the restroom. Now jumpright in, and distinguish yourself with your first words. Here\'ssome suggestions for opening lines:\"The voices told me I\'m perfect for this job.\"\"I can make an impressive incendiary device from just your tie,that pen, and a quart of anti-freeze.\"\"Maybe you can\'t tell, but I\'m not wearing any underwear.\"\"Let\'s make this fast, I\'m late for my medication.\"\"The foil wrapped around my head is to block out invisible rays.\"\"I was once abducted by a UFO, and the aliens let me pilot theirStarship.\"\"I brought my invisible friend, is that okay?\"\"I have the gift of second sight, and if you step on Flight 109,it will be your last!\" Now that you\'ve made a big impression, make sure you\'ll haveplenty of time to expound upon your finer qualities. Considerhandcuffing yourself to the interviewer\'s desk, or perhaps smearsuper-glue on your hand and grab them while shouting \"Wonder twinpowers, activate!\" Conclude the interview as notably as you began it. Agratuity is always welcome, so palm the interviewer a crisp newdollar in the closing handshake while saying \"Guess Mr.Washington and I have this job wrapped up, huh? (wink, wink)\"And certainly don\'t forget the follow-up! Unless a restrainingorder has been obtained by the employer, call collect every hourthereafter to remind them of your sincerity.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6084,'At Work','BOSSES & TECHNOLOGY','BOSSES & TECHNOLOGYBoss: \"My laptop computer is locked up. Can you help?\"Dilbert: \"Remember you have to hold it upside down and shake it toreboot.\"Boss: \"Oh, that\'s right.\"Wally: \"I wonder if he\'ll ever realise we gave him an \"Etch-A-Sketch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6085,'At Work','Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time...','Jones came into the office an hour late for the third time in one week and found the boss waiting for him. \"What\'s the story this time, Jones?\" he asked sarcastically. \"Let\'s hear a good excuse for a change.\"Jones sighed, \"Everything went wrong this morning, Boss. The wife decided to drive me to the station. She got ready in ten minutes, but then the drawbridge got stuck. Rather than let you down, I swam across the river (look, my suit\'s still damp), ran out to the airport, got a ride on Mr. Thompson\'s helicopter, landed on top of Radio City Music Hall, and was carried here piggyback by one of the Rockettes.\"\"You\'ll have to do better than that, Jones,\" said the boss, obviously disappointed. \"No woman can get ready in ten minutes.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6086,'At Work','Doing the job right','Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done.Doing the job WRONG fourteen times gives you job security',0,0,0,'Active'),(6087,'At Work','Your hair smells nice','A man walks up to a woman in his office and tells her that her hair smells nice. The woman immediately goes into her supervisor\'s office and tells him that she wants to file a sexual harassment suit and explains why. The supervisor is puzzled by this time and says, \"What\'s wrong with the coworker telling you your hair smells nice?\"The woman replies, \"He\'s a midget.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6088,'At Work','How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?','Q: How many managers does it take to change a light bulb?A: We\'ve formed a task force to study the problem of why light bulbs burnout, and figure out what, exactly, we as supervisors can do to make thebulbs work smarter, not harder.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6089,'At Work','How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?','How do you get 20 vice presidents in a mini-van?Promote one and watch the other 19 crawl up his ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6090,'At Work','Work Environment','Work Environment: (Wise manager) + (Wise employee) = PROFIT (Wise manager) + (Dumb employee) = PRODUCTION(Dumb manager) + (Wise employee) = PROMOTION (Dumb manager) + (Dumb employee) = OVERTIME',0,0,0,'Active'),(6091,'At Work','How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?','How do you know if your secretary?s having a bad day?Her tampon is behind her ear and she can\'t find her pencil',0,0,0,'Active'),(6092,'At Work','The company president called the chief security guard...','The company president called the chief security guard into his office. \"Chuck, we\'ve received a complaint from one of the employees that you are making obscene sexual comments and putting your hands where they don\'tbelong. These unwanted advances will have to stop.\" Chuck looked down at his feet and mumbled, \"I\'m sorry, Sir. I won\'t\' do it again.\" The company president said, \"I\'m sure Ms. Jones will be happy to hear that.\" Chuck\'s face lit up. \"Ms Jones?!!!! I was afraid that Bob in Accounting was complaining!!!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6093,'At Work','How do you tell if you\'re making love to a nurse...','Q: How do you tell if you\'re making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?A: A nurse says: \"This won\'t hurt a bit.\" A schoolteacher says, \"We\'re going to have to do this over and overagain until we get it right.\" An airline stewardess says, \"Just hold this over your mouth and nose, and breathnormally.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6094,'At Work','Did you hear about the welfare doll?','Did you hear about the welfare doll?You wind it up and it doesn\'t work.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6095,'At Work','What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?','What is the difference between a toilet and Convienience Store Clerk?A toilet only has to deal with one asshole at a time.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6096,'At Work','Telegram received from ex-employee','Telegram received from ex-employee:\"Fuck you. I quit. Strong message to follow.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6097,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard I','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard INever walk down the hall without a document in yourhands. People with documents in their hands look likehardworking employees heading for important meetings. Peoplewith nothing in their hands look like they\'re heading for thecafeteria. People with a newspaper in their hand look likethey\'re heading for the toilet. Above all, make sure youcarry loads of stuff home with you at night, thus generatingthe false impression that you work longer hours than you do.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6098,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard II','Use computers to look busy. Any time you use a computer,it looks like \"work\" to the casual observer. You can send andreceive personal e-mail, calculate your finances andgenerally have a blast without doing anything remotelyrelated to work. These aren\'t exactly the societal benefitsthat the proponents of the computer revolution would like totalk about but they\'re not bad either. When you get caught byyour boss -and you *will* get caught - your best defence isto claim you\'re teaching yourself to use new software, thussaving valuable training dollars.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6099,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard III','Messy desk. Top management can get away with a cleandesk. For the rest of us, it looks like you\'re not workinghard enough. Build huge piles of documents around yourworkspace. To the observer, last year\'s work looks the sameas today\'s work; it\'s volume that counts. Pile them high andwide. If you know somebody is coming to your cubicle, burythe document you\'ll need halfway down in an existing stackand rummage for it when he/she arrives.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6100,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard IV','Voice Mail. Never answer your phone if you have voicemail. People don\'t call you just because they want to giveyou something for nothing - they call because they want YOUto do work for THEM. That\'s no way to live. Screen all yourcalls through voice mail. If somebody leaves a voice mailmessage for you and it sounds like impending work, respondduring lunch hour when you know they\'re not there - it lookslike you\'re hardworking and conscientious even though you\'rebeing a devious weasel. If you diligently employ the methodof screening incoming calls and then returning calls whennobody is there, this will greatly increase the odds that thecaller will give up or look for a solution that doesn\'tinvolve you. The sweetest voice mail message you can everhear is: \"Ignore my last message. I took care of it\". If yourvoice mailbox has a limit on the number of messages it canhold, make sure you reach that limit frequently. One way todo that is to never erase any incoming messages. If thattakes too long, send yourself a few messages. Your callerswill hear a recorded message that says, \"Sorry, this mailboxis full\" - a sure sign that you are a hardworking employee inhigh demand.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6101,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard V','Looking Impatient and Annoyed. According to GeorgeCostanza, one should also always try to look impatientand annoyed to give your bosses the impression thatyou are always busy.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6102,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard VI','Appear to Work Late. Always leave the office late,especially when the boss is still around. You could readmagazines and storybooks that you always wanted to read buthave no time until late before leaving. Make sure you walkpast the boss\' room on your way out. Send important emailsat unearthly hours (e.g. 9:35pm, 7:05am, etc...) and duringpublic holidays.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6103,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard VII','Creative Sighing for Effect. Sigh loudly when there aremany people around, giving the impression that you arevery hard pressed.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6104,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard VIII','Stacking Strategy. It is not enough to pile lots ofdocuments on the table. Put lots of books on the floor etc. .Can always borrow from library. Thick computer manuals are the best.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6105,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard IX','Build Vocabulary. Read up on some computer magazines andpick out all the jargon and new products. Use it freely whenin conversation with bosses. Remember: They don\'t have tounderstand what you say, but you sure sound impressive.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6106,'At Work','George Costanza\'s Tips for Working Hard X','MOST IMPORTANTLY: DON\'T forward any of this to your boss by mistake!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6107,'At Work','A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing...','A Manager of a retail clothing store is reviewing a potentialemployee\'s application and notices that the man has neverworked in retail before.He says to the man, \"For a man with no experience, you arecertainly asking for a high wage.\"\"Well Sir,\" the applicant replies, \"the work is so much harderwhen you don\'t know what you\'redoing!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6108,'At Work','The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina...','The owner of a small crossroads store in South Carolina was appointed postmaster. Over six months went by and not one piece of mail left towm. Deeply concerned, postal authorities in Washington wrote the postmaster to inquire why.They received this short and simple explantion: \"The bag ain\'t full yet.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6109,'At Work','Mrs. Jones is having her house painted...','Mrs. Jones is having her house painted, and her husband comeshome from work and leans against the freshly painted wall. The next day, she says to the painter, \"You wanna see wheremy husband put his hand last night?\" He sighs and says, \"Look, lady, I got a tough day\'s work aheadof me. Why don\'t you just make us a cup of tea?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6110,'At Work','The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring...','The bank manager was in the final stages of hiring a cashierandwas down to two final applicants -- one of which would get the job.The first one interviewed was from a small college in upstateNew York. A nice young man, but a bit timid.Then he called for the second man, \"Jim Johnson!\" Up stepped aburley young man who seemed quite sure of himself.\"He looks like he cantake care of any situation,\" thought the manager,and decided, there and then,to hire him. He turned to the firstapplicant and told him he could go and they would let him know.Turning to Johnson, he said, \"Now Jim, I like the way you carryyourself -- that\'s an important asset for the job as cashier.However,you must be precise. I noticed you did not fill out theplace on the application where we asked your formal education.\"Jim looked a little confused so the manager said,\"Where did you get your financial education?\"\"Oh,\" replied Jim -- \"Yale.\"\"That\'s very good ... excellent. You\'re hired!\"\"Now that you\'re working for us, what do you prefer to be called?\"Jim answered \"I don\'t care... Yim... or Mr. Yonson.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6111,'At Work','Tough sell','Despite his best sales pitch, a life-insurance salesmanwas unable to get a couple to sign up for a policy. \"I certainly don\'t want to frighten you into a decision,\"he announced, standing up to leave ... \"Please sleep on it tonight, and if you wake up in themorning, let me know what you think.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6112,'At Work','A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has...','A man comes home with his little daughter, whom he has just takento work. The little girl asks, \"I saw you in your office with your secretary. Why do you call her a doll?\" Feeling his wife\'s gaze upon him, the man explains, \"Well, honey,my secretary is a very hard-working girl. She types like youwouldn\'t believe, she knows the computer system and is veryefficient.\" \"Oh,\" says the little girl, \"I thought it was because she closedher eyes when you lay her down on the couch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6113,'At Work','The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day...','The pretty secretary came in late for work the third day in a row.The boss called her into his office and said, \"Now look Sharon, Iknow we had a wild fling for a while, but that\'s over. I expectyou to conduct yourself like any other employee around here. The boss pressed on, \" Who told you you could come and go as youplease around here ?\" Sharon simply smiled, lit up a cigarette, and while exhaling said,....\"My lawyer.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6114,'At Work','Corporate Christmas','***************************************************** CHRISTMAS PARTY*****************************************************FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 1RE: Christmas PartyI\'m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take placeon December 23, starting at noon, in the banquet room at Luigi\'s Open PitBarbecue. No-host bar, but plenty of eggnog! We\'ll have a small bandplaying traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And, don\'t besurprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas treewill be lit at 1:00 P.M. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done atthat time, however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving ofgifts easy for everyone\'s pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Aspecial announcement will be made by our CEO at that time!Merry Christmas to you and your family,Patty============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 2RE: Holiday PartyIn no way was yesterday\'s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees.We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday which often coincideswith Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now onwe\'re calling it our \"Holiday Party.\" The same policy applies to employeeswho are celebrating Kwanzaa at this time. There will be no Christmas treepresent. No, Christmas carols sung. We will have other type of music foryour enjoyment. Happy now?Happy Holidays to you and your family,Patty============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 3RE: Holiday PartyRegarding the note I received from a member of Alcoholics Anonymousrequesting a non-drinking table ... You didn\'t sign your name. I\'m happyto accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads,\"AA Only\"; you wouldn\'t be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handlethis? Somebody? Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange areallowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money andexecutives believe $10.00 is very little for a gift.NO GIFT EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 7RE: Holiday PartyWhat a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins theMuslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking duringdaylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how aluncheon this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees\'beliefs. Perhaps Luigi\'s can hold off on serving your meal until the endof the party-the days are so short this time of year-or else packageeverything for take home in little foil swans. Will that work? Meanwhile,I\'ve arranged for members of Overeaters Anonymous to sit farthest from thedessert buffet. Pregnant women will get the table closest to therestrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not haveto sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will beflower arrangement for the Gay men\'s table. To the person askingpermission to cross dress, no cross dressing allowed, though. We will havebooster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for thoseon a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest forthose people with high blood problems to taste first. There will be freshfruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply \"No Sugar\"desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?Patty============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 8RE: Holiday PartySo, December 22 marks the Winter Solstice...? What do you expect me to do,a tap-dance on your heads? Fire regulations at Luigi\'s prohibit theburning of sage by our \"earth-based Goddess-worshiping\" employees, butwe\'ll try to accommodate your shamanic drumming circle during the band\'sbreaks. Okay???Patty============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 9RE: HolidayParty People, people! Nothing sinister was intended by having our CEOdress up like Santa Claus! Even if the anagram of \"Santa\" does happen tobe \"Satan,\" there is no evil connotation to our own \"little man in a redsuit.\" It\'s a tradition, folks, like sugar shock at Halloween, or familyfeuds over the thanksgiving turkey, or broken hearts on Valentine\'s Day.Could we lighten up? Please????????? Also, the company has changed theirmind in announcing the special announcement at the gathering. You will geta notification in the mail sent to your home.============================================FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources DirectorTO: All #&$**@ EmployeesDATE: December 10RE: The #*&^@*^ Holiday PartyI have no #&*@*^ idea what the announcement is all about. What the #&^!@do I care...? I KNOW WHAT I AM GOING TO GET!!!!!!!!!!!! You change youraddress now and your are dead!!!!!!!!!!!! No more changes of address willbe allowed in my office. Try to come in and change your address, I willhave you hung from the ceiling in the warehouse!!!!!!!!!!!Vegetarians!?!?!? I\'ve had it with you people!!! We\'re going to keep thisparty at Luigi\'s Open Pit Barbecue whether you like it or not, so you cansit quietly at the table furthest from the \"grill of death,\" as you soquaintly put it, and you\'ll get your #$^&*! salad bar. Includinghydroponic tomatoes. But you know, they have feelings, too. Tomatoesscream when you slice them. I\'ve heard them scream. I\'m hearing themscream right now! HA! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunkand die you hear me!!!!!!!!!!!The @%&*%$ from #*!@& !!!!!!!!============================================FROM: Terri Bishop, Acting Human Resources DirectorTO: All EmployeesDATE: December 14RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday PartyI\'m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recoveryfrom her stress-related illness and I\'ll continue to forward your cards toher at the sanitarium. In the meantime, management has decided to cancelour Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off withfull pay.Happy Holidays!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6115,'At Work','Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together...','Two executives working in the garment center are having lunch together. Goldstein says to his friend, \"Last week was one of the worst weeks of my entire life.\"\"What happened?\" asks Birnbaum.Goldstein moans, \"My wife and I went to Florida on vacation. It rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands of dollars on the credit card. I came back to New York and found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!\"\"You think you had a bad week?\" responds Birnbaum. \"My week was even worse! I went to Florida on vacation with my wife and it rained for seven days and seven nights, so my wife went out and spent thousands on the credit card. Then, when I got back to New York, I found out that my brother-in-law accountant has been ripping me off for millions. And, to top it all off, when I came in to work on Monday morning, I found my son having sex with the garment model on my desk!\"\"How can you say that your week was worse than mine?\" asks Goldstein. \"It was identical!\"\"You shmuck!\" replies Birnbaum. \"I manufacture men\'s garments...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6116,'At Work','What marketing is','Now I understand what marketing is:You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You approach her and tell her: \"I am very good in bed\". That is Direct Marketing.You are at a party with a group of friends and you see a very pretty girl. One of your friends approaches her and tells her: \"That guy over there is very good in bed\". That is Advertising.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You ask for her phone number. The following day you call her and tell her: \"I am very good in bed\". That is Telemarketing .You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You recognize her, you approach her and refresh her memory by telling her: \"Do you remember how good I am in bed?\" That is Customer Relationship Management. You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. You get up, fix your tie, pour her a drink, open the door for her, pick up her bag when it falls and you tell her: \"I am very good in bed\". That is Public Relations.You are at a party and you see a very pretty girl. She approaches you and tells you: \"I heard you are very good in bed\". That is BRANDING!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6117,'At Work','Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went...','Paddy wanted to be an accountant, so he went for an aptitude test.Tester: If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: No, listen carefully again. If I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got?Paddy: Seven!Tester: Let\'s try this another way. If I give you two bottles of beer, two bottles of beer, and another two bottles of beer, how many bottles of beer have you got?Paddy: Six.Tester: Good! Now, if I give you two rabbits, two rabbits, and another two rabbits, how many rabbits have you got? Paddy: Seven!Tester: How on earth do you work out that three lots of two rabbits is seven?Paddy : I\'ve already got one rabbit at home!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6118,'At Work','The Perfect Worker','The Perfect Worker1 Bob Smith, my assistant programmer, can always be found2 hard at work in his cubicle. Bob works independently, without3 wasting company time talking to colleagues. Bob never4 thinks twice about assisting fellow employees, and he always5 finishes given assignments on time. Often he takes extended6 measures to complete his work, sometimes skipping coffee7 breaks. Bob is a dedicated individual who has absolutely no8 vanity in spite of his high accomplishments and profound9 knowledge in his field. I firmly believe that Bob can be10 classed as a high-caliber employee, the type which cannot be11 dispensed with. Consequently, I duly recommend that Bob be12 promoted to executive management, and a proposal will be13 executed as soon as possible.Addendum:That idiot was standing over my shoulder while I wrote the reportsent to you earlier today. Kindly re-read only the odd numberedlines.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6119,'At Work','New Lumberjack','A lumberjack new to the job had trouble meeting his quota. He worked ashard as he could, but still he could only chop down two or three treesin a day.His supervisor noticed this, and asked what was wrong. Maybehis chainsaw was broken. The supervisor turned it on, but it was workingfine.The lumberjack looked incredibly startled and asked, \"What\'s that noise?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6120,'At Work','Welfare office','A young man walked into the local welfare office, marched straight up to the counter and said, \"Hi, I hate drawing welfare. I would really rather find a job. The man behind the counter replied, \"Your timing is amazing. We\'ve just got a listing from a very wealthy man who wants a chauffeur/bodyguard for his nympho daughter. You\'ll have to drive around in a big black Mercedes, but the suits, shirts, and ties are provided. Because of the long hours of this job, meals will also be provided. You will also be required to escort the young lady on her overseas holidays. The salary package is $200,000 a year.\". The young man said, \"You\'re bullshitting me, man!\" The man behind the counter said, \"Well, you started it!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6121,'At Work','More than a hundred percent','Have you all stopped to think where you fit in this equation? From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this: What makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%?We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? Here??s a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:If: A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as: 1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26Then:H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%But,A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%And,B-U-L-L-S-H-*-T21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%AND, look how far ass kissing will take you:A-S-S??K-I-S-S-I-N-G1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = a whopping 118%!!!!So one can then conclude with mathematical certainty that:While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close and Attitude willget you there, Bullsh*t and Ass Kissing will put you over the top!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6122,'At Work','Holiday accomodations','Long, but really funny...from a Company in USA. DATE: October 01, 2003RE: Christmas Party I\'m happy to inform you that the company Christmas Party will take place on December 23, starting at noon in the private function room at the Grill House. There will be a cash bar and plenty of drinks! We\'ll have a small band playing traditional carols...feel free to sing along. And don\'t be surprised if our CEO shows up dressed as Santa Claus! A Christmas tree will be lit at 1:00pm. Exchange of gifts among employees can be done at that time; however, no gift should be over $10.00 to make the giving of gifts easy for everyone\'s pockets. This gathering is only for employees! Our CEO will make a special announcement at that time! Merry Christmas to you and your family. Patty =============================================================== FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 02, 2003 RE: Holiday Party In no way was yesterday\'s memo intended to exclude our Jewish employees. We recognize that Chanukah is an important holiday, which often coincides with Christmas, though unfortunately not this year. However, from now on we\'re calling it our \"Holiday Party.\" The same policy applies to any other employees who are not C! hristians or those still celebrating Reconciliation Day. There will be no Christmas tree present. No Christmas carols sung. We will have other types of music for your enjoyment. Happy now? Happy Holidays to you and your family. Patty =============================================================== FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Employees DATE: October 03, 2003 RE: Holiday Party Regarding the note I received from a member of Alco! holics Anonymous requesting a non-drinking table ... you didn\'t sign your name. I\'m happy to accommodate this request, but if I put a sign on a table that reads, \"AA Only\"; you wouldn\'t be anonymous anymore. How am I supposed to handle this? Somebody? Forget about the gifts exchange, no gifts exchange are allowed since the union members feel that $10.00 is too much money and executives believe $10.00 is a little chintzy. NO GIFTS EXCHANGE WILL BE ALLOWED.=============================================================== FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director To: All Employees DATE: October 04, 2003 RE: Holiday Party What a diverse group we are! I had no idea that December 20 begins the Muslim holy month of Ramadan, which forbids eating and drinking during daylight hours. There goes the party! Seriously, we can appreciate how a luncheon at this time of year does not accommodate our Muslim employees\' beliefs. Perhaps the Grill House can hold off on serving your meal until the end of the party- or else package everything for you to take it home in little foil doggy baggy. Will that work? Meanwhile, I\'ve arranged for members of Weight Watchers to sit farthest from The dessert buffet and pregnant women will get the table closest to the restrooms. Gays are allowed to sit with each other. Lesbians do not have to sit with Gay men, each will have their own table. Yes, there will be flower arrangement for the Gay men\'! s table. To the person asking permission to cross dress, no cross-dressing allowed though. We will have booster seats for short people. Low-fat food will be available for those on a diet. We cannot control the salt used in the food we suggest for those people with high blood pressure to taste first. There will be fresh fruits as dessert for Diabetics, the restaurant cannot supply \"No Sugar\" desserts. Sorry! Did I miss anything?!?!? Patty =============================================================== FROM: Patty Lewis, Human Resources Director TO: All Fucking Employees DATE: October 05, 2003 RE: The Fucking Holiday Party Vegetarian pricks I\'ve had it with you people!!! We\'re going to keep this party at the Grill House whether you like it or not, so you can sit quietly at the table furthest from the \"grill of death,\" as you so quaintly put it, and you\'ll get your fucking salad bar, including organic tomatoes. But you know, tomatoes have feelings, too. They scream when you slice them. I\'ve heard them scream. I\'m hearing them scream right NOW! I hope you all have a rotten holiday! Drive drunk and die, The Bitch from HELL!!!!!!!!=============================================================== FROM: Joan Bishop, Acting Human Resources Director DATE: October 06, 2003 RE: Patty Lewis and Holiday Party I\'m sure I speak for all of us in wishing Patty Lewis a speedy recovery and I\'ll continue to forward your cards to her. In the meantime, management has decided to cancel our Holiday Party and give everyone the afternoon of the 23rd off with full pay. Happy Holidays',0,0,0,'Active'),(6123,'At Work','An accountant is having a hard time sleeping...','An accountant is having a hard time sleeping and goes to see his doctor.\"Doctor, I just can\'t get to sleep at night.\" \"Have you tried counting sheep?\"\"That\'s the problem - I make a mistake and then spend three hours trying tofind it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6124,'At Work','Downsizing','Boss: (to employee) Experts say that humor on the job relieves tension inthis time of down-sizing. Knock, knock.Employee: Who\'s there?Boss: Not you anymore.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6125,'Blonds','A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life...','A blonde decided that she was tired of her empty life. She cut her hair and dyed it brown, and set off for a drive. She wanted to do random acts of kindness to see if it would change her life.While driving through the countryside, she came across a farmer who was trying to get his sheep across the road. She stopped her car and waved the farmer across, thinking this would be her first good deed.After the sheep had all crossed, the blonde said to the farmer, \"your sheep are so cute. If I guess how many there are, could I have one.\"The farmer thought it impossible and told the blonde it was okay.\"637\", said the blonde.The farmer was amazed that the blonde had guessed the exact number, but lived up to his bargain.\"I\'ll take that feisty one over there\", said the blonde.Then the farmer said to the blonde, \"Okay, now if I guess the real color of your hair, can I have my dog back?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6126,'Blonds','51 DAYS','51 DAYSA bartender is sitting behind the bar on a typical day, when the door burstsopen and in come four exuberant blondes. They come up to th bar, order fivebottles of champagne and ten glasses, take their order over and sit down at alarge table. The corks are popped, the glasses are filled and they begintoasting and chanting, \"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!\" Soon, three more blondesarrive, take up their drinks and the chanting grows. \"51 days, 51 days, 51days!\" Two more blondes show up and soon their voices are joined in raisingthe roof. \"51 days, 51 days, 51 days!\" Finally, the tenth blonde comes in witha picture under her arm. She walks over to the table, sets the picture in themiddle and the table erupts. Up jumps the others, they begin dancing aroundthe table, exchanging high-fives, all the while chanting \"51 days, 51 days, 51days!\"The bartender can\'t contain his curiosity any longer, so he walks over to thetable. There in the center is a beautifully framed child\'s puzzle of theCookie Monster. When the frenzy dies down a little bit, the bartender asksone of the blondes, \"What\'s all the chanting and celebration about?The blonde who brought in the picture pipes in, \"Everyone thinks that blondesare dumb and they make fun of us. So, we decided to set the record straight.Ten of us got together, bought that puzzle and put it together. . .the side ofthe box said 2-4 years, but we put it together in 51 days ! \"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6127,'Blonds','What is the difference between a blonde and a phone booth?','Q: What\'s the difference between a blonde and a phone booth? A1: You need a quarter to use the phone. A2: Only one person can use the phone at once.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6128,'Blonds','What do you call a blonde with white eyes?','What do you call a blonde with white eyes?full up......Sent by Rob',0,0,0,'Active'),(6129,'Blonds','Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?','Q. Hear about the blonde that got an AM radio?A. It took her a month to realize she could play it at night.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6130,'Blonds','Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends...','Judi and a brunette were discussing their boyfriends.Brunette: Last night I had *three* orgasms in a row!Judi: That\'s nothing; last night I had over a hundred.Brunette: My god! I had no idea he was that good.Judi: (looking shocked) Oh, you mean with one guy.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6131,'Blonds','The complaint letter from Judi','The complaint letter from Judi:We blonds at the ofise are tired of all the the dum stoopid jokes about us. We think this is hairassment. It causes us grate stress and makes our roots turn dark. We have hired a loyer and he is talking to the loyers at Clairol. We will take this all the way to the supream cort if we have two. Juj Thomas knos all about hairassment and he will be on are side.We have also talked to the govner to make a new law to stop this pursicushun. We want a law that makes peepol tell brewnet jokes as much as blond jokes and every so often a red head joke. If we don\'t get our way we will not date anybody that ain\'t blond and we will make up jokes about you and we will laff. Sined by the blonds at the ofise (sine with a penseel so you can erace it if you make a mistake)',0,0,0,'Active'),(6132,'Blonds','Blondes dumb?!?!?','Blondes dumb?!?!? After many hours of extremely acrobatic and exhausting sex with ablonde he had just picked up, a man goes into the kitchen for some foodto replenish his justspent energy. He pours himself a glass of milkand right before drinking it, he realizes his manhood is still prettyhot,so he sticks it in the glass to cool it off. Just then the blondewalks in and says, \"Oh, I always wondered how you refilled those.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6133,'Blonds','A blonde and a brunette were talking one day...','A blonde and a brunette were talking one day. The brunette saidthat her boyfriend had a slight dandruff problem but she gave him \"Headand Shoulders\" and it cleared it up. The blonde asked inquisitively,\"How do you give shoulders?\"',1,0,0,'Active'),(6134,'Blonds','A blond at a party was telling her friend...','A blond at a party was telling her friend thatshe was off men for life. \"They lie, they cheatand they\'re just no good. From now on when I wantsex, I\'m going to use my vibrator\"\"So, what when the batteries run out?\" asked her friend\"I\'ll just fake an orgasm like always.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6135,'Blonds','Why Blondes do not make good cattle herders?','Why don\'t Blondes make good cattle herders.Because they can never keep two calves together.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6136,'Blonds','A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical...','A young blonde girl goes to the doctor for a physical. The doctor puts his stethoscope up to the girl\'s chest and says, \'Big breaths...\' The girl replies, \'Yeth and I\'m not even thixteen.\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6137,'Blonds','Whats a blondes favorite surgery?','Whats a blonde\'s favorite surgery?A Slipodictomy.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6138,'Blonds','What is the difference between butter and a blonde?','Q: What is the difference between butter and a blonde?A: Butter is difficult to spread.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6139,'Blonds','Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?','Did you hear the one about the blonde fox that got stuck in a trap?She chewed off three legs and was still stuck.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6140,'Blonds','An easy solution','On a plane bound for New York the flight attendant approached a blonde sitting in the first class section and requested that she move to coach since she did not have a first class ticket. The blonde replied, \"I\'m blonde; I\'m beautiful; I\'m going to New York; and I\'m not moving.\" Not wanting to argue with a customer, the flight attendant asked the co-pilot to speak with her. He went to talk with the woman, asking her to please move out of the first class section. Again, the blonde replied, \"I\'m blonde; I\'m beautiful; I\'m going to New York, and I\'m not moving.\" The co-pilot returned to the cockpit and asked the captain what he should do. The captain said, \"I\'m married to a blonde, and I know how to handle this.\" He went to the first class section and whispered in the blonde\'s ear. She immediately jumped up and ran to the coach section mumbling to herself, \"Why didn\'t someone just say so?\" Surprised, the flight attendant and the co-pilot asked what he said to her that finally convinced her to move from her seat. He said, \"I told her the first class section wasn\'t going to New York.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6141,'Blonds','A young blonde woman is distraught...','A young blonde woman is distraught because she fears her husband is having an affair, so she goes to a gun shop and buys a handgun. The next day she comes home to find her husband in bed with a beautiful redhead. She grabs the gun and holds it to her own head. The husband jumps out of bed, begging and pleading with her not to shoot herself. Hysterically the blonde responds to the husband, \"shut up...you\'re next!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6142,'Blonds','What happened to the blonde ice hockey team?','What happened to the blonde ice hockey team? They drowned in Spring training.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6143,'Blonds','What did the blonde say...','What did the blonde say when she saw the sign in front of the YMCA? \"Look! they spelled MACY\'S wrong.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6144,'Blonds','Why do blondes like lightning?','Why do blondes like lightning? They think someone is taking their picture.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6145,'Blonds','Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence?','Why did the blonde scale the chain-link fence? To see what was on the other side.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6146,'Blonds','At the Doctors...','At the Doctor\'s... -A young woman said to her doctor, \"You have to help me, I hurt all over.\" \"What do you mean?\" said the doctor. -The woman touched her right knee with her index finger and yelled, \"Ow, that hurts.\" -Then she touched her left cheek and again yelled, \"Ouch! That hurts, too.\" -Then she touched her right earlobe. \"Ow, even THAT hurts.\" The doctor asked the woman, \"Are you a natural blonde?\" -\"Why yes,\" she said. \"I thought so,\" said the doctor. \"You have a sprained finger.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6147,'Blonds','A Blonde...','A Blonde A Blonde was down on her luck. In order to raise some money, she decided to kidnap a kid and hold him for ransom. She went to the playground, grabbed a kid, took him behind a tree, and told him, \"I\'ve kidnapped you.\" She then wrote a note saying, \"I\'ve kidnapped your kid. Tomorrow morning, put $10,000 in a paper bag and put it under the pecan tree next to the slide on the north side of the playground. Signed, A Blonde.\" The Blonde then pinned the note to the kid\'s shirt and sent him home to show it to his parents. The next morning the blonde checked, and sure enough, a paper bag was sitting beneath the pecan tree. The Blonde opened the bag and found the $10,000 with a note that said, \"How could you do this to a fellow Blonde?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6148,'Blonds','I cannot find a cause for your illness...','\"I can\'t find a cause for your illness,\" the doctor said. \"Frankly, I think it\'s due to drinking.\"\"In that case,\" replied his blonde patient, \"I\'ll come back when you are sober.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6149,'Blonds','This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly...','This guy and a blonde are making out feverishly in the front seat ofhis car. After an hour or so, he whispers in her ear, \"Do you wantto move to the back seat?\"She replies, \"NO!\" Flabbergasted, he says, \"Why Not?\"To which she replies, \"Well, I want to stay up here with you. It\'dbe lonely back there!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6150,'Blonds','A business man got on an elevator in a building...','A business man got on an elevator in a building. When he entered theelevator, there was a blonde already inside and she greeted him by saying, \"T-G-I-F\" (letters only).He smiled at her and replied, \"S-H-I-T\" (letters only).\"She looked at him, puzzled, and said, \"T-G-I-F\" again.He acknowledged her remark again by answering, \"S-H-I-T.\"The blond was trying to be friendly, so she smiled her biggest smile and said as sweetly as possibly \"T-G-I-F\" another time.The man smiled back to her and once again replied with a quizzical expression, \"S-H-I-T.\"The blond finally decided to explain things, and this time she said, \"T-G-I-F,Thank Goodness It\'s Friday, get it?\"The man answered, \"Sorry, Honey, It\'s Thursday.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6151,'Blonds','I was shopping at our local supermarket...','I was shopping at our local supermarket.When I got to the checkout line, there was a beautiful young blonde ahead ofme.As she placed her groceries on the checkout stand, the bagger asked her,\"Paper or plastic?\"\"It doesn\'t matter,\" she replied, \"I\'m bisacksual.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6152,'Blonds','A peculiar birthday card','This blonde goes into the drugstore looking for a birthday card. Sheasks the clerk if they have any new and different cards -- somethingunusual. The clerk points her to a new card just in that day -- \"HappyBirthday to the Boy who Popped My Cherry.\"The blonde replied, \"How cool! I\'ll take the whole box!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6153,'Blonds','A blonde decides to try horseback riding...','A blonde decides to try horseback riding, even though she has had nolessons or prior experience. She mounts the horse unassisted and thenhorse immediately springs into motion. It gallops along at a steady andrhythmic pace, but the blonde begins to slip from thesaddle. In terror, she grabs for the horse\'s mane, but cannot seem to geta firm grip.She tries to throw her arms around the horse\'s neck, but she slides downthe side of the horse anyway. The horse gallops along, seeminglyimpervious to its slipping rider. Finally, giving up her frail grip, sheleaps away from the horse to try and throw herself to safety.Unfortunately, her foot has become entangled in the stirrup and she is nowat the mercy of the horse\'s pounding hooves as her head is batteredagainst the ground again and again. She is mere moments away fromunconsciousness when........ ........the Wal-Mart manager runs out to shut the horse off.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6154,'Blonds','How do you confuse a blond?','How do you confuse a blond?You don\'t, they\'re born that way.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6155,'Blonds','What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?','What do you do when a Blonde throws a grenade at you?Pull the pin and throw it back.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6156,'Blonds','How do you get a blondes eyes to sparkle?','How do you get a blonde\'s eyes to sparkle? Shine a flashlight in her ear.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6157,'Blonds','How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?','How did the blond break her leg while raking leaves?She fell out of the treesent by Chris',0,0,0,'Active'),(6158,'Blonds','Why did the blond get fired from the M&M Factory?','Why did the blond get fired from the M&M\'s Factory?She threw away all the w\'s.Sent by Chris',0,0,0,'Active'),(6159,'Blonds','Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?','Whats the difference between a blond and a Mosquito?The mosquito stops sucking after you slap it.Sent by Chris',0,0,0,'Active'),(6160,'Blonds','Why do blondes drive BMWs?','Why do blondes drive BMWs? Because they can spell it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6161,'Blonds','What do you call a blonde lesbian?','What do you call a blonde lesbian? A waste.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6162,'Blonds','Why did the blonde fail her driver license exam?','Why did the blonde fail her driver\'s license exam? She wasn\'t used to the front seat! Why did she finally pass her test? She took the examiner with her.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6163,'Blonds','What do a moped and a blonde have in common?','What do a moped and a blonde have in common? They\'re both fun to ride until a friend sees you on one.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6164,'Blonds','How are a blonde legs like cheese wiz?','How are a blonde\'s legs like cheese wiz? They\'re both useless unless they\'re spread!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6165,'Blonds','How do you change a blondes mind?','How do you change a blonde\'s mind? Blow in her ear.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6166,'Blonds','How do you change a blondes mind #2?','How do you change a blonde\'s mind? Buy her another beer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6167,'Blonds','How do you confuse a blonde? #2','How do you confuse a blonde?Put her in a round room and tell her to pee in the corner.How do you confuse her even more?Ask her where she went.Sent by Chris',0,0,0,'Active'),(6168,'Blonds','Why does a blonde only change her babys diapers once a month?','Why does a blonde only change her baby\'s diapers once a month? Because it says right on the box \"good for up to 20 pounds.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6169,'Blonds','Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead?','Why do all blondes all have a dimple on their chin and a flat forehead? Finger on chin I don\'t know. Hits forehead Oh I get it!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6170,'Blonds','Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow?','Why do blondes have two more brain cells than a cow? So that when you pull their tits, they don\'t moo.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6171,'Blonds','How do you drownd a blonde?','How do you drownd a blonde???You place a scratch and sniff sticker at the bottom of the pool.Sent by L&S',0,0,0,'Active'),(6172,'Blonds','Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button?','Why does a blonde girl always have a bruise around her belly button???Cause blonde boys aren\'t that smart either.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6173,'Blonds','One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and...','One day a blonde went into Wal-Mart and saw something she liked. The Blonde asked the clerk what it was. The Clerk said it was athermous. What does the thermous do? It keeps hot things hotand cold things cold. So she bought one. The blonde brought it towork one day and the blondes boss who also is a blonde said whatis that thing? It is a thermous the first blonde said. What doesit do? Keeps hot things hot and cold things cold. What do you havein it? I have coffee and a popcycle in it.Sent by Tom',0,0,0,'Active'),(6174,'Blonds','What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear?','What do you call a line of blondes standing ear to ear? A wind tunnel.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6175,'Blonds','How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?','How do you know when a blonde has been working on your computer?There\'s white out on the screen and lipstick on the joystick!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6176,'Blonds','Three blondes were driving down the highway trying...','Three blondes were driving down the highway trying to get to Disneyland. They saw a sign that read \'DisneyLand Left.\' So they went home.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6177,'Blonds','Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen?','Why do blondes wash their hair in the kitchen? That\'s the proper place to wash vegetables.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6178,'Blonds','Why do blondes use so much shampoo?','Why do blondes use so much shampoo? The instructions read: LATHER, RINSE, REPEAT',0,0,0,'Active'),(6179,'Blonds','How do you keep a blond(e) busy?','Part I: How do you keep a blond(e) busy? Give him/her a bag of M&Ms and ask her to alphabetize them. Part II: Why does that work? \'Does 3 come before E or between M and W?\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6180,'Blonds','How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies?','How many blondes does it take to make chocolate chip cookies? Seven...one to mix the batter and six to peel the M&Ms.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6181,'Blonds','A blonde goes for a job interview...','A blonde goes for a job interview in an office.The interviewer decides to start with the basics.\'So, Miss, can you tell us your age, please?\' The blonde counts carefully on her fingers forabout 30 seconds before replying, \'Ehhhh .. 22!\' The interviewer tries another straightforward oneto break the ice. \'And can you tell us your height, please?\' The young lady stands up and produces a measuringtape from her handbag. She then traps one endunder her foot and extends the tape to the top ofher head. She checks the measurement and announces,\'Five foot two!\' This isn\'t looking good so the interviewer goes forthe real basics. \'And uhh, just to confirm for ourrecords, your name please?\' The blonde bobs her head from side to side for abouttwenty seconds, mouthing something silently to herself,before replying, \'Mandy!\' The interviewer is completely baffled at this stage, sohe asks, \'Just out of curiosity, Miss. We can understandyour counting on your fingers to work out your age, andthe measuring tape for your height is obvious, but whatwere you doing when we asked you your name?\' \'Ohh that!\', replies the blonde, \'That\'s just me runningthrough \'Happy birthday to you, happy birthday to you....\'\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6182,'Blonds','Why could not the blond pass her drivers test?','Q: Why couldn\'t the blond pass her drivers test? A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6183,'Blonds','Why are blonde jokes so short?','Why are blonde jokes so short? So men can remember them!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6184,'Blonds','What is a blonde mating call?','What\'s a blonde\'s mating call? I think I\'m drunk.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6185,'Blonds','How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking?','Q:How can you tell if a blond has been sleepwalking? A:When you look in the refridgorator and there\'s lipstick all over the pickles.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6186,'Blonds','Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator?','Q: Why was the blonde looking in the refrigerator? A: Because The organe Juice said concentrate',0,0,0,'Active'),(6187,'Blonds','What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car?','What do you call 2 blondes in the front seat of a car? Dual air bags!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6188,'Blonds','A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into...','A blonde was plugging dollar after dollar into thecoke machine at a large Vegas casino. She keptpunching the buttons only to have happen what you\'dexpect. Cans of soda popped out, one after the other,and change too! After a while, she ran out of dollar bills so wentand got more. Back at it she went, blocking the wayto the other vending machines with the mounting pileof soda. All kinds. It didn\'t seem to matter to theyoung lady. People were starting to gather, seeing this beautifulwoman enthusiastically plugging money in like it wasfun. The people were gathering more though waiting theirturn at the machines. After watching a while, someone asked from the rear ofthe group, \'Hey, how much soda does one blonde need?\' \'Hey back off, buddy,\' she retorts, \'can\'t you see I\'mwinning here?\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6189,'Blonds','What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you?','What do you do if a blond throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6190,'Blonds','What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme?','What is a Blondes favorite nursery rhyme? Hump me dump me',0,0,0,'Active'),(6191,'Blonds','A blond walks into a bar...','A blond walks into a bar. Ouch!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6192,'Blonds','There are three 3rd Grade girls...','There are three 3rd Grade girls, a blonde, a brunnett, and a red-head.Q. Which one is the tallest?A. The blonde -- she is 18 years old!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6193,'Blonds','What do spaghetti and blondes have in common?','What do spaghetti and blondes have in common? They both wiggle when you eat them!Sent by Sonia',0,0,0,'Active'),(6194,'Blonds','Judi was bored with driving her BMW...','Judi was bored with driving her BMW. It laced individuality and besides that, every other girl in the office had one. She fancied something a bit more individual, perhaps an MG convertible.That week she visited her local car dealer and spied a beautiful Jaguar XK140 convertible. It was wonderfully restored and she fell in love with its gorgeous red paint work. An empty check stub later and off she was tearing down the leafy country lanes enjoying her beautiful new car. Her long blonde hair was flowing in the wind, music blaring from the radio, what could possibly go wrong?At that thought there was a splutter from the engine and the car slowly coasted to a stop. She got out and lifted the bonnet and concluded after a few minutes that she didn\'t have a bloody clue what was wrong. Luckily she had her mobile phone with her and a quick phone call to the AutoClub and a short wait saw a bright shiny yellow van pull up behind her.\"That\'s a lovely car,\" said the mechanic. \"What seems to be the matter?Judi replied, \"Well, it just conked out I\'m afraid.\"\"Let me have look.\" He set to work and ten minutes later the engine was purring like a cat again.\"Thank goodness,\" she said. \"What was the matter?\"\"Simple really, just crap in the carburetor,\" he replied.Looking shocked she asked, \"Oh. How many times a week do I have to do that?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6195,'Blonds','Counting cars','A blond sees a brunette standing in the middle of the highway.The brunette keeps saying, \"88, 88, 88...\"The blond calls to her as the cars and trucks wizz past.\"What are you doing?\"\"I\'m counting cars,\"comes the rely. \"Want to help?\"\"Sure!\" says the blond. She walks out to the middle of thehighway to the brunette and starts saying \"88, 88, 88..\"All the time the cars are dodging the two woman. Then a big semidrives by and runs over the blond. The brunnette calmly walksdown the highway, picks a new spot, and starts muttering, \"89, 89, 89...\"Sent by Kellie',0,0,0,'Active'),(6196,'Blonds','There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead...','There are three friends, a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead.They were on a cruise ship and it was heading home. When theygot about 20 miles of shore the boat began to sink (no ideaway use your imagination). The three girls jump off and swimto a nearby island. After being there a few days the brunettetries to swim to shore. She gets about five miles off theisland\'s shore and drowns. After a few days pass the redhead decidesthat she will try. She gets about have way and drowns. Nowrealizing all her friends are gone she decides to try too. Now sheswims for hours. She gets to where she can see the shore but sheis so tired she decieds to turn around and go back.Sent by Evan',0,0,0,'Active'),(6197,'Blonds','What do you call three blondes on Santas Lap??','What do you call three blondes on Santa\'s Lap??Ho Ho HoSent by Adam',0,0,0,'Active'),(6198,'Blonds','Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde...','Three women, A brunette, a redhead, and a blonde, all come home from work at the same time and get on the elevator. The brunette notices a blob on the elevator wall and says: \" OOOOOhhh that looks like semen.\" She reaches out and touches the blob with her fingers and says \"It feels like semen.\"The redhead reaches out and touches it with her fingers, smells it, and says \"It smells like semen.\" The blonde, reaches out and touches it with her fingers and then puts her fingers in her mouth and tastes it and says, \"It doesn\'t taste like anyone in this building . . .\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6199,'Blonds','Two blondes were walking down the street...','Two blondes were walking down the street. One noticed a compact on the sidewalk and leaned down to pick it up. She opened it, looked in the mirror, and said, \"Hmmm, this person looks familiar.\"\"Let me look.\" said the other one. So she handed her the compact.The second blonde looked in the mirror then turned to the first one.\"You dumbass -- that\'s ME!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6200,'Blonds','Two blondes were walking through the woods...','Two blondes were walking through the woods and theycame to some tracks. The first blonde said \"These look like deer tracks.\" The other said, \"No, they look like moose tracks.\" They argued and argued and were still arguing whenthe train hit them.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6201,'Blonds','What\'s the difference between a computer and a blonde?','What\'s the difference between a computer and a blonde? The computer is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6202,'Blonds','WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?','WHAT DO YOU CALL A BLONDE STANDING ON HER HEAD?A BRUNETTE WITH BAD BREATH!Sent by C?M',0,0,0,'Active'),(6203,'Blonds','What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?','What do you call a blonde with a dollar bill over her head?All you can eat for under a buck.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6204,'Blonds','A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor...','A blonde with two red ears went to her doctor.The doctor asked her what had happened to herears and she answered, \"I was ironing a shirtand the phone rang - but instead of picking upthe phone I accidentally picked up the ironand stuck it to my ear.\"\"Oh Dear!\" the doctor exclaimed in disbelief.\"But. what happened to your other ear?\"\"The son of a bitch called back.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6205,'Blonds','Fly, baby, fly!','A police officer arrives at an accident scene whereapparently three blondes have leaped to their deathfrom a very tall building... he suddenly notices thatone is still breathing so he approaches her and asks:\"why the hell did you three beautiful girls leap outof that building?\"The blond answers in a very weak voice: \"we wanted totry out our new maxi-pads with wings\"...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6206,'Blonds','How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde?','How can you tell if a FAX was sent by a blonde? It has a stamp on it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6207,'Blonds','What is six inches long, has a bald head, and drives blondes crazy?','What is six inches long, has a bald head, anddrives blondes crazy? A hundred dollar bill.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6208,'Blonds','What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer?','What do you get when you cross a blonde and a lawyer? Hey! There\'s some things even a blonde won\'t do.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6209,'Blonds','What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?','What are the worst 3 years of a blondes life?The 1st grade.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6210,'Blonds','What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?','What do you call a group of blondes on roller skates?A mobile sperm bank.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6211,'Blonds','A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck...','A couple of blonde men in a pickup truck drove into alumberyard. One of the blonde men walked in the office andsaid, \"We need some four-by-twos.\"The clerk said, \"You mean two-by-fours, don\'t you?\"The man said, \"I\'ll go check,\" and went back to the truck.He returned a minute later and said, \"Yeah, I meanttwo-by-fours.\"\"All right. How long do you need them?\"The customer paused for a minute and said, \"I\'d better gocheck.\"After a while, the customer returned to the office and said,\"A long time. We\'re gonna build a house.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6212,'Blonds','How do you know a blond has been using your computer?','How do you know a blond has been using your computer?When the joy stick is wet!Sent by Richard',0,0,0,'Active'),(6213,'Blonds','Why don\'t blondes use vibrators?','(Q) Why don\'t blondes use vibrators? (A) Because they are scared they might chip thier teeth!!!Sent by T.L.Glenn',0,0,0,'Active'),(6214,'Blonds','Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?','Which 3rd grader has the best body, the blonde, brunette or redhead?The blonde - she is eighteen.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6215,'Blonds','How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?','How do you tell if a blonde did your landscaping?The bushes are darker than the rest of the yard.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6216,'Blonds','How long?','This blond teenage dragged her boyfriend to the court on paternity issue.The lawyer asked, \"How long are you having a sexual relationship?\" \"Years,I tell you years\" she replied. \" Thats no answer, you have to specify howlong has he intimated with you.\" \"I don\'t know exactly, its average, aboutsix inches\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6217,'Blonds','A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try...','A blonde named Vikki decides she wants to try horseback riding one day. So Vikki mounts the horse, taps its butt, and the horse starts to take off at a reasonable speed. She is having fun, and decides she wants to go a little faster, so she kicks the horses butt, and the horse goes just a little faster. All of a sudden Vikki begins to lose her grip on the reigns of the horse and she begins to fall off, she starts screaming but the horse seemingly unoticing its rider continues... Now Vikki is grabbing on the the horses mane when she beigns to feel tired and her grip starts to fail. The blond lets go of the horses mane, only to get her foot caught in the saddle. So now she is riding along, the horse unnoticing and Vikki\'s head is beating against the ground over, and over, and over. She almost loses conscience when the Wal-Mart manager runs out and turns off the horse.Sent by Marge',0,0,0,'Active'),(6218,'Blonds','Why was the female blonde confused...','Q. Why was the female blonde confused whilst going to the ladies toilet??A. She had to pull her own pants downSent by sam',0,0,0,'Active'),(6219,'Blonds','A blonde went to the appliance store sale...','A blonde went to the appliance store sale and found a bargain.\"I would like to buy this TV,\" she told the salesman.\"Sorry we don\'t sell to blondes,\" he replied.She hurried home, dyed her hair, came back again and told thesalesman, \"I would like to buy this TV.\"\"Sorry we don\'t sell to blondes,\" he replied.\"Darn, he recognized me,\" she thought.She went for a complete disguise this time. A new haircut and newcolor, a new outfit, and big sunglasses. Then she waited a few days before she again approached the salesman. \"I would like to buy this TV,\" she told the salesman.\"Sorry we don\'t sell to blondes,\" he replied.Frustrated, she exclaimed, \"How do you know I\'m a blonde?\"\"Because that\'s a microwave,\" he replied.Sent by Ace',0,0,0,'Active'),(6220,'Blonds','Have you ever read Shakespeare?','One blonde to another...Have you ever read Shakespeare?No. Who wrote it?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6221,'Blonds','What does a blond and a turtle have in common?','What does a blond and a turtle have in common?When they lay on their backs they\'re screwed!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6222,'Blonds','A blonde walked into a doctor\'s office with a hole in her hand...','A blonde walked into a doctor\'s office with a hole in her hand. Thedoctor told her that he had to report all gunshot wounds, and this wasan obvious gunshot wound, so would she please explain how it happened?The blonde said, \"Well, to be honest with you, I was trying to commitsuicide, so first I stuck the gun in my mouth, but thought, wait aminute, I just had all that bridge work done, and I don\'t want to ruinit. So, I pointed the gun between my eyes, and then thought, wait aminute, I just got a nose job not too long ago, and I don\'t want toruin it! Then I pointed the gun at my heart, and thought, wait aminute, I just had these boobs done, and I don\'t want to ruin them! Sothen I stuck the gun in my ear, and thought, wait a minute, this isgoing to be loud!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6223,'Blonds','What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?','What do you get when you cross a blonde with an ape?A retarded ape.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6224,'Blonds','A blonde came running home to her mother...','A blonde came running home to her mother, sobbing and hysterical.\"What\'s wrong?\" her mum, (another blonde) asked.\"My boyfriend\'s just dropped me!\" wailed the blonde.Her mother nodded wisely and started to tell her all about the birds and the bees.\"No mum,\" the blonde interrupted. \"You don\'t understand - I can fuck and suck with the best of them, but he says I can\'t cook!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6225,'Blonds','How can you tell a blonde has been working on the...','Q: How can you tell a blonde has been working on the computer?A: There is white out on the screen',0,0,0,'Active'),(6226,'Blonds','Why couldn\'t the blond pass her drivers test?','Q: Why couldn\'t the blond pass her drivers test?A: Every time the car stopped she jumped in the backseat.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6227,'Blonds','A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car...','A highway patrolman pulled alongside a speeding car.Glancing at the car, he was astounded to see that theblonde behind the wheel was knitting.The trooper cranked down his window and yelled to thedriver--\"PULL OVER!\"\"NO!\" the blonde yelled back, \"SCARF!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6228,'Blonds','A visual joke','(This joke requires the use a small visual. I\'ll describe the visualfirst, then as I tell the joke I\'ll cue you when to use it) Visual: Stretch your arms straight out sideways with hands alsostretched wide open.Joke: Why did the blonde want to date Jesus? She heard he was (usevisual) HUNG LIKE THIS!!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6229,'Blonds','What\'s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?','Q: What\'s the differenc between a blond and a mosquito?A: A mosquito stops sucking once you whack it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6230,'Blonds','What does a blonde say after sex?','What does a blonde say after sex? Thanks Guys.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6231,'Blonds','Why do brunettes take the pill?','And more on blondes...Q: But why do brunettes take the pill? A: Wishful Thinking.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6232,'Blonds','How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?','How many blondes does it take to make chocolate-chip cookies?Three...one to mix the batter and two to squeeze the rabbit.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6233,'Blonds','A drunken blonde goes into a bar...','A drunken blonde goes into a bar. The bartender asks her what she would like, and she replies, \"Gimme a beer.\" The bartender then asks, \"Anheuser-Busch?\" To which she replies, \"Fine thanks, and how\'s your cock?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6234,'Blonds','Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland...','Three Blondes were driving to Disneyland. After being in the car for four hours they finally saw a sign that said \"Disneyland -- \"Left\", so they turned around and went home.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6235,'Blonds','Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?','Why does a blonde have curtains on her PC?To open windows',0,0,0,'Active'),(6236,'Blonds','How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity?','Q: How do you know a blonde has just lost her virginity? A: Her crayons are still sticky.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6237,'Blonds','WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?','Q: WHY CAN`T BLONDES WATER-SKI?A: When they get their crotch wet they think they have to lay down.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6238,'Blonds','WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED?','Q: WHY ARE BLONDES SO EASY TO GET INTO BED? A: Who cares?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6239,'Blonds','A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm...','A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what her dad had once told her. \"If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait for a snow plow and follow it\".Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. She followed the plow for about forty-five minutes.Finally the driver of the truck got out and asked her what she was doing.She explained that her dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow a plow.The driver nodded and said, \"Well, I\'m done with Wal-Mart; now you can follow me over to K-Mart.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6240,'Blonds','What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond\'s ear?','What is it called when a blonde blows in another blond\'s ear?Data transfer.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6241,'Blonds','Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then...','Why did the blonde go half way to Sweden and then turn around and come home?It took her that long to discover that a 14 inch Viking was a television.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6242,'Blonds','Clean restrooms','On her way home the same blonde drove past another sign that said\"CLEAN RESTROOMS 8 MILES\".By the time she drove eight miles, she had cleaned 43 restrooms.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6243,'Blonds','What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins?','What about the blond guy whose wife gave birth to twins? He wanted to know who the other man was...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6244,'Blonds','This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub...','This blonde and her boyfriend were sitting in a hot tub when the blonde said to her boyfriend,\"Is it true that if you pull you finger out, I\'ll sink?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6245,'Blonds','Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock...','Two blondes observed in a parking lot trying to unlock the door of their Mercedes with a coat hanger.Blonde#1: I can\'t seem to get this door unlocked!Blonde#2: Well, you\'d better hurry up and try harder, its starting to rain and the top is down!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6246,'Blonds','What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress...','Q: What did the dumb blond say to the large breasted waitress after reading her name tag? A: What did you name the other one!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6247,'Blonds','A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman...','A blonde woman competed with a brunette and redheaded woman in the Breast Stroke division of an English Channel swim competition. The brunette came in first, the redhead second. The blonde woman finally reached shore completely exhausted. After being revived with blankets and coffee, she remarked:\"I don\'t want to complain, but I think those other two girls used their arms.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6248,'Blonds','Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them...','Two blondes were facing each other with a lake between them. The first blonde wants to get to the other side so she yells to the otherblonde, \"Hey! I want to get to the other side of the lake but I can\'t swim.Please tell me how you did this!\"The second blonde then says, \" But you ARE on the otherside!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6249,'Blonds','A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being...','A blonde was complaining to her friend about constantly being called a dumb blonde. Her friend tells her \"go do something to prove them wrong! Why don\'t you learn all the state capitals or something?\" The blonde thinks this is a great idea, and locks herself up for two weeks studying. The next party she goes to, some guy is making dumb blonde comments to her. She gets all indignant and claims, \"I\'m NOT a dumb blonde. In fact, I can name ALL the state capitals!\" The guy doesn\'t believe her, so she dares him to test her. He says \"Okay, what\'s the Capital of Montana?\" The blonde tosses her hair in triumph and says, \"That\'s easy! It\'s M!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6250,'Blonds','A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt...','A couple was delighted when finally their long wait to adopt a baby came to an end. The adoption center called and told them they had a wonderful Japanese baby boy, and the couple took him without hesitation. On the way home from the adoption center, they stopped by the local college so they each could enroll in night courses. After they filled out the form, the registration clerk inquired, \"What ever possessed you to study Japanese?\" The couple said proudly, \"We just adopted a Japanese baby and in a year or so he\'ll start to talk. We just want to be able to understand him\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6251,'Blonds','So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails...','So there were two guys on a roof, pounding nails. One guy pounded a nail in, then picked up another. He was holding the nail upside down. He unexpectedly threw the nail away. He picked up another nail, right side up this time, and pounded this in. He eventually threw so many upside down nails away, that his friend came over. \"Eh, what you doing? How come you\'re throwing away all those nails?\" he asked. \"Because they\'re upside down,\" the friend replied. The other guy looks at the friend, then, after some thought, says, \"You Idiot, save them for the ceiling!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6252,'Blonds','What do you get when a blond stands on here head?','Q: What do you get when a blond stands on here head?A: A smelly burnette.Sent by Tiffany',0,0,0,'Active'),(6253,'Blonds','A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire...','A blonde calls the fire department cause her house was on fire. They ask her how to get there and she says \"Duh, big red truck?!.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6254,'Blonds','There was a blonde and a brunette in a car...','There was a blonde and a brunette in a car. The brunette hears a siren behind them, so she asks the blonde if its lights are on. The blonde turns around and says \"yes, no, yes, no.....\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6255,'Blonds','Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark...','Mary Jane was walking on the beach one day and saw a shark swimming around a man. The man was screaming, \"Help me! Help me!\"Mary Jane laughed and laughed! She knew that the shark was never going tohelp that man!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6256,'Blonds','What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?','What do you call a blonde that just came out of the closet?The Hide and Seek champion of 1992.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6257,'Blonds','Commiting suicide','A blonde and a brunette are living together. The brunette came home from work one day and the blonde had a rope around her waist. The brunette asked why the rope was around her waist. The blonde said that she was trying to commit suicide. The brunette said, \"You put it around your neck!\" The blonde replied, \"I tried that but I couldn\'t breathe!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6258,'Blonds','Without a horn','Judi went to a \"Dude Ranch\" on vacation. The cowboypreparing the horses asked if she wanted a Western orEnglish saddle.Judi asked what the difference was.\"Well, one has a horn and the other doesn\'t.\"\"Just get the one without the horn. I don\'t thinkwe\'ll run into too much traffic out here.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6259,'Blonds','I\'m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory...','I\'m not so sure evolution is indeed a valid theory. I mean, thinkabout it -- if it were, wouldn\'t all blondes have grown handlesby now?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6260,'Blonds','What have a blonde and a computer got in common?','What have a blonde and a computer got in common?You don\'t realise how much you miss them until they go down on you!Sent by Tiggsy',0,0,0,'Active'),(6261,'Blonds','Did you hear about the new paint on the market?','Did you hear about the new paint on the market?It\'s called Blonde. It\'s not very bright, but it spreadseasy!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6262,'Blonds','What is the smartest blonde?','What is the smartest blonde?A golden retriever',0,0,0,'Active'),(6263,'Blonds','What do you call a blonde in the freezer?','What do you call a blonde in the freezer?A Frosted Flake.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6264,'Blonds','A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist...','A blonde is speaking to her psychiatrist. \"I\'m on the road a lot, and my clients arecomplaining that they can never reach me.\" Psychiatrist: \"Don\'t you have a phone in your car?\" Blonde: \"That was a little too expensive, so I didthe next best thing. I put a mailbox in my car.\" Psychiatrist: \"Uh ... How\'s that working?\" Blonde: \"Actually, I haven\'t gotten any letters yet.\" Psychiatrist: \"And why do you think that is?\" Blonde: \"I figure it\'s because when I\'m drivingaround, my zip code keeps changing.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6265,'Blonds','How do you break a blonde\'s nose?','How do you break a blonde\'s nose?Place a dildo under a glass table!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6266,'Blonds','What do you call a brunette between two blondes?','What do you call a brunette between two blondes?Translator.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6267,'Blonds','How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?','How can you tell if a blonde is a redneck?If she can chew tobacco and suck dick at thesame time and still know which one to spit out.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6268,'Blonds','Why do blondes like blonde jokes?','Why do blondes like blonde jokes?It makes them feel popular.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6269,'Blonds','What did one of the blonde\'s legs say to the other one?','What did one of the blonde\'s legs say to the other one? Between you and me we could make a lot of money!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6270,'Blonds','A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job...','A blonde walks into the police department looking for a job.The officer wants to ask her a few questions.... Officer: What\'s 2+2? Blonde: Ummmmm... 4! Officer: What\'s the square root of 100? Blonde: Ummmm... 10! Officer: Good! Now, who killed Abraham Lincoln? Blonde: Ummmm... I dunno. Officer: Well, you can go home and think about it. Come back tomorrow. The blonde goes home and calls up one of her friends, who asks her if she got the job. The blonde says, excitedly, \"Not only did I get the job, I\'m already working on a murder case!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6271,'Blonds','Moon Mission','Moon MissionNASA is launching a rocket to the moon. On board there are two pigs and Kiki, a stunning blonde. When the rocket is outside the stratosphere, the first stage drops off.Contact is made: \"Houston here, Pig 1, Pig 1, do you read us? Over.\"\"Oink, oink, here Pig 1, read you loud and clear.\"\"Pig 1, do you still know your instructions?\"\"Yes, when we get to the moon, I press the red button to initiate the moon landing. Over.\"\"That\'s right. Over and out.\"They go on until the rocket separates its booster stage.\"Hello, Pig 2? Come in please.\"\"Oink, oink, here Pig 2, read you loud and clear.\"\"OK, Pig 2 do you remember your instructions?\"\"Yes, when we\'ve landed on the moon and are ready to leave, I press on the green button to initiate the launch program.\"\"That\'s right, Pig 2. Over and out.\"An hour later, when the rocket has achieved the correct speed the last stage drops off as planned. Ground control contacts the astronauts again.\"Houston here, Kiki, come in. Kiki do you read us?\"\"Kiki here, reading you loud and clear.\"\"Kiki, do you remember your instructions?\"\"Yes,\" Kiki says, \"I feed the two pigs and keep my hands off any buttons.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6272,'Blonds','A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor...','A blonde began a job as an Junior school counselor, and she was eager to help. One day during break she noticed a boy standing by himself on the side of a playing field while the rest of the kids enjoyed a game of football at the other. Sandy approached and asked if he was alright.The boy said he was. A little while later, however, Sandy noticed the boy was in the same spot, still by himself. Approaching again, Sandy said, \"Would you like me to be your friend?\" The boy hesitated, then said, \"Okay\", looking at the woman suspiciously. Feeling she was making progress, Sandy then asked \"Why are you standing here all alone? Why don\'t you go and join those boys playing football over there?\" \"Because,\" the little boy said with great exasperation, \"I\'m the bloody goalie.\"Sent by Gerald',0,0,0,'Active'),(6273,'Blonds','She was so blond...','She was so blond, she thought Boys II Men was a daycare center.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6274,'Blonds','Two Tourists','Two TouristsTwo tourists were driving through Wisconsin. As they were approaching Oconomowoc, they started arguing about the pronunciation of the town\'s name. They argued back and forth until they stopped for lunch. As they stood at the counter, one tourist asked the blonde employee. \"Before we order, could you please settle an argument for us? Would you please pronounce where we are... very slowly?The blonde girl leaned over the counter and said, Burrrrrr, gerrrrrr, Kiiiing.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6275,'Blonds','A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember...','A blonde bought two horses, and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut the tail of one horse and that worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. It tore just right and looked exactly like the other horse\'s tail and our friend was stuck again. The neighbor suggested she notch the ear off one horse. That worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again our friend couldn\'t tell them apart. The neighbor suggested she measure the horses for height. When she did, she was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6276,'Blonds','Lost In The Snow','A blonde got lost in her car in a snow storm. She remembered what herdad had once told her. \"If you ever get stuck in a snow storm, wait fora snow plow and follow it.\"Pretty soon a snow plow came by, and she started to follow it. Shefollowed the plow for about forty five minutes. Finally the driver ofthe truck got out and asked her what she was doing. She explained thather dad had told her if she ever got stuck in the snow, to follow aplow.The driver nodded and said, \"Well, I\'m done with the Wal-Mart parkinglot, now you can follow me over to K-Mart.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6277,'Blonds','The Video Rental','A blonde named Mary decides to do something really wild. Something shehasn\'t done before, so she goes out to rent her first X-rated adultvideo.She goes to the video store, and after looking around for a while,selects a title that sounds very stimulating.She drives home, lights some candles, slips into something comfortable,and puts the tape in the VCR.To her disappointment, there\'s nothing but static on the screen, so shecalls the video store to complain.\"I just rented an adult movie from you and there\'s nothing on the tapebut static,\" she says.\"Sorry about that. We\'ve had problems with some of those tapes. Whichtitle did you rent?\" the clerk replies.\"Head Cleaner,\" Mary replies.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6278,'Blonds','Buying A Bull','Buying A BullTwo sisters, one blonde and one brunette, inherit the family ranch.Unfortunately, after just a few years, they are in financial trouble.In order to keep the bank from repossessing the ranch, they need topurchase a bull so that they can breed their own stock.The brunette balances their checkbook, then takes their last $600dollars out west to another ranch where a man has a prize bull for sale.Upon leaving, she tells her sister, \"When I get there, if I decide tobuy the bull, I\'ll contact you to drive out after me and haul it home.\"The brunette arrives at the man\'s ranch, inspects the bull, and decidesshe does want to buy it. The man tells her that he can sell it for $599,no less. After paying him, she drives to the nearest town to send hersister a telegram to tell her the news.She walks into the telegraph office, and says, \"I want to send atelegram to my sister telling her that I\'ve bought a bull for our ranch.I need her to hitch the trailer to our pickup truck and drive out hereso we can haul it home.\"The telegraph operator explains that he\'ll be glad to help her, thenadds, \"It\'s just 99 cents a word.\"Well, after paying for the bull, the brunette only has $1 left. Sherealizes that she\'ll only be able to send her sister one word.After thinking for a few minutes, she nods, and says, \"I want you tosend her the word, \'comfortable.\'\"The telegraph operator shakes his head. \"How is she ever going to knowthat you want her to hitch the trailer to your pickup truck and driveout here to haul that bull back to your ranch if you send her the word,\'comfortable\'?\"The brunette explains, \"My sister\'s blonde.\"\"She\'ll read it very slow.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6279,'Blonds','What\'s the difference between a blonde and a shower?','What\'s the difference between a blonde and a shower?The shower has to be turned on before it gets wet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6280,'Blonds','Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?','Why did the blonde insist her partner use a condom?She wanted to save a dogie bag for later.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6281,'Blonds','What\'s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?','What\'s the difference between Elvis and a smart blonde?Elvis has been sighted.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6282,'Blonds','What\'s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?','What\'s the difference between a blonde and a light bulb?Well, the light bulb is smarter, but the blonde is easier to turn on.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6283,'Blonds','No exit','An airline captain was breaking in a very pretty new blonde stewardess; the route they were flying had a stay-over in another city. Upon their arrival the captain showed the stewardess the best place for airline personnel to eat, shop and stay overnight.The next morning as the pilot was preparing the crew for the day\'s route, he noticed the new stewardess was missing. He knew which room she was in at the hotel and called her up, wondering what happened to her.She answered the phone, crying, and said she couldn\'t get out of her room.\"You can\'t get out of your room?\" the captain asked, \"Why not?\"The stewardess replied: \"There are only three doors in here,\" she sobbed, \"one is the bathroom, one is the closet, and one has a signon it that says \'Do Not Disturb\'!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6284,'Blonds','Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when...','Two blondes are passing by a fruit shop when the grocer calls to them, \"Bananas! 50 cents each or three for a dollar!\"The girls stop and look at each other. \"Well I suppose we could always eat the third one!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6285,'Blonds','Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?','Why did the blonde climb the glass wall?To see what was on the other side.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6286,'Blonds','Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?','Why did the blonde crash her plane when landing?Because the runway was only 25ft long, but a mile wide.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6287,'Blonds','What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?','What do you see when you look into a blondes eyes?The back of her head.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6288,'Blonds','Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?','Did you hear about the blonde who shot an arrow into the air?She missed.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6289,'Blonds','Why shouldn\'t blondes have coffee breaks?','Why shouldn\'t blondes have coffee breaks?It takes too long to retrain them.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6290,'Blonds','Why did the blonde return her new scarf?','Why did the blonde return her new scarf?It was too tight.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6291,'Blonds','An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing...','An Irishman, a Mexican and a Blonde Guy were doing construction work onscaffolding on the 20th floor of a building.They were eating lunch and the Irishman said, \"Corned beef and cabbage! IfI get corned beef and cabbage one more time for lunch, I\'m going to jumpoff this building.\"The Mexican opened his lunch box and exclaimed, Burritos again! If I getburritos one more time I\'m going to jump off, too.\"The blond opened his lunch and said, Bologna again! If I get a bolognasandwich one more time, I\'m jumping too.\"The next day, the Irishman opened his lunch box, saw corned beef andcabbage, and jumped to his death. The Mexican opened his lunch, saw aburrito, and jumped, too. The blonde guy opened his lunch, saw the bolognaand jumped to his death as well.At the funeral, the Irishman\'s wife was weeping. She said, \"If I\'d knownhow really tired he was of corned beef and cabbage, I never would havegiven it to him again!\" The Mexican\'s wife also wept and said, \"I couldhave given him tacos or enchiladas! I didn\'t realize he hated burritos somuch.\"Everyone turned and stared at the blonde\'s wife. The blonde\'s wife said,\"Don\'t look at me. He makes his own lunch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6292,'Blonds','Blonde on blonde','A blonde woman was speeding down the road in her little red sports carand was pulled over by a woman police officer, who was also a blonde.The cop asked to see the blonde\'s driver\'s license. She dug through herpurse and was getting progressively more agitated.\"What does it look like?\" she finally asked.The policewoman replied, \"It\'s square and it has your picture on it.\"The driver finally found a square mirror, looked at it and handed it tothe policewoman. \"Here it is,\" she said.The blonde officer looked at the mirror, then handed it back saying,\"Okay, you can go. I didn\'t realize you were a cop.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6293,'Celebrities','Solve the riddle','Schwarzenegger has a big one,Michael J. Fox has a small one,Madonna doesn\'t have one,The POPE has one but doesn\'t use it,Clinton uses his all the time,Mickey Mouse has an unusual one,George Burns\' was hot,Liberace NEVER used his on women,Jerry Seinfeld is very very proud of his,We never saw Lucy use Desi\'swhat is it?A last name....... Were you thinking of something else?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6294,'Celebrities','Michael Jackson and the doctor...','Michael Jackson and the doctor are walking outof the delivery room after his wife gives birthto their son. Michael says, \"How long before wecan have sex?\"The doctor says, \"At least wait until he\'s walking.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6295,'Celebrities','What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?','Q: What is the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?A: One is made of plastic and is dangerous for children to play with....the other is used to carry groceries.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6296,'Celebrities','I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor...','I recently had surgery on my hand, and asked the doctor if,after surgery, I would be able to play the banjo. He said, \"I\'m doing surgery on your hand, not giving you a lobotomy.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6297,'Celebrities','What is blonde, has six legs, and roams...','Q: What is blonde, has six legs, and roams Michael Jackson\'sdreams every night??A: Hansons.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6298,'Celebrities','Good news and bad news','The McCartney kids are at the family ranch anxiouslyawaiting news of their mother. Paul emerges from his wife\'s bedroom. \"Kid\'s......there\'s good news and bad news.\" \"The bad news is your mother\'s strength and will tolive has been sucked away by her awful disease and shedied a few moments ago\" \"The good news is.... It\'s steak and chips for dinner!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6299,'Celebrities','A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter...','A mother was reading a book about animals to her 3 year old daughter.Mother: \"What does the cow say?\"Child: \"Moooo!\"Mother: \"Great! What does the cat say?\"Child: \"Meow.\"Mother: \"Oh, you\'re so smart! What does the frog say?\" And this wide-eyed little three-year-old looked up at her mother and replied, \"Bud.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6300,'Celebrities','Stick your tongue out...','Stick your tongue out.Move it up and down.Relax.Now move it left and right.Well done! You have now completed Christopher Reeves workout video.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6301,'Celebrities','Do the math','The math teacher saw that little Johnny wasn\'t paying attention in class.She called on him and said, \"Johnny! what are 4, 2, 28 and 44?\"Little Johnny quickly replied, \"NBC, CBS, HBO and the Cartoon Network!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6302,'Celebrities','A man lay sprawled across three entire seats...','A man lay sprawled across three entire seats in the posh theater. When the usher came by and noticed this, he whispered to the man, \"Sorry, sir, but you\'re only allowed one seat.\" The man groaned but didn\'t budge. The usher became impatient. \"Sir, if you don\'t get up from there I\'m going to have to call the manager.\" Again, the man just groaned, which infuriated the usher who turned and marched briskly back up the aisle in search of his manager. In a few moments, both the usher and the manager returned and stood over the man. Together the two of them tried repeatedly to move him, but with no success. Finally, they summoned the police. The cop surveyed the situation briefly then asked, \"All right buddy, what\'s your name?\" \"Sam,\" the man moaned. \"Where ya from, Sam?\" With pain in his voice Sam replied \"the balcony.\" Sent by Zena',0,0,0,'Active'),(6303,'Celebrities','What\'s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?','Q: What\'s got 400 legs and no pubic hair?A: The front row of a Hanson concert',0,0,0,'Active'),(6304,'Celebrities','What\'s stiff and excites women?','Q: What\'s stiff and excites women?A: Elvis Presley.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6305,'Celebrities','Why can\'t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp?','Why can\'t the government put Magic Johnson on a stamp? Everyone would be afraid to lick it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6306,'Celebrities','What did Michael Jackson say when his cock...','Q: What did Michael Jackson say when his cock slid in the little boys arse?A: There is a great musician in you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6307,'Celebrities','What\'s O. J. Simpson\'s Internet address?','Q. What\'s O. J. Simpson\'s Internet address? A. Slash, slash, backslash, slash, slash, escape.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6308,'Celebrities','Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making...','Arnold Swartzeneger and Sylvester Stallone are making amovie about the lives of the great composers. Stallone says \"I want to be Mozart.\" Swartzeneger says: \"In that case... I\'ll be Bach.\"',2,0,0,'Active'),(6309,'Celebrities','Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago?','Did you hear that Princess Di was on the radio a couple of weeks ago? Yep, and on the dashboard, and on the window, and on the hood....',0,0,0,'Active'),(6310,'Celebrities','What\'s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?','What\'s the difference betwee Elton John and Princess Diana?One\'s composing, the other is decomposing.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6311,'Celebrities','Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what...','Mike Tyson gets out of jail and proceeds to do what he does best... find a woman with whom he may \"commiserate\". After a wild night of getting it on, it\'s time for the young lady to leave. As she\'s getting dressed, she and Mike are having a conversation. She says, \"Lotsa guys want to know how it was. Well, I have good news and bad news for you. Which would you like first?\" Mike thinks for a moment and says, \"What the hell, give me the good news.\" She tells him, \"The good news is that you\'re bigger than Magic Johnson.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6312,'Celebrities','David Copperfield is doing his magic show and...','David Copperfield is doing his magic show and asks if anyone would like toshow him a trick. \"I will\", replies a guy in the audience, \"but I\'m going to need your wife Claudia and a table.\" \"Ok\", says David and the guy gets on stage.He then bends Claudia over the table, pulls down her knickers and startsfucking her from behind. David is now very pissed off and says, \"That isn\'t a trick!!!\"The guy just looks at David Copperfield and replies,\"I know, it\'s fucking magic.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6313,'Celebrities','Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter...','Lady Di is welcomed at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. Peter asks: \"Oh dear, what happened to you?\" Di answers: \"I died in a car crash, but wait till you see my friend, he looks much worse\". Half an hour later Dodi shows up and St. Peter says: \"My God, you look terrible.\"Dodi replies: \"This is nothing. Wait till you see my driver.\"Half an hour later some bones and flesh move slowly to the Gates, and St. Peter says: \"So you\'re the driver?\"\"No, I\'m Mother Theresa.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6314,'Celebrities','Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with...','Did you know that Mike Tyson has an upcoming bout with Prince Charles? It seems that no-one else has big enough ears to go 12 rounds.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6315,'Celebrities','A definition of God','A little boy was learning about God in his church, and he was talking to his mother about it. She, not wanting to place prejudice in the little boy\'s mind, sat him and said: \"God is not a man or a woman, and God is not black or white.\"To which the child responded, \"Well, then is God Michael Jackson?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6316,'Celebrities','Homer: Boy, you don\'t have to follow in my footsteps...','Homer: Boy, you don\'t have to follow in my footsteps.Bart: Don\'t worry, I don\'t even like using the bathroom after you.Homer: Why you little -- !',0,0,0,'Active'),(6317,'Celebrities','What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?','Q: What did O.J. say to Goldman when he found him with his ex-wife?A: Hey pal, mind if I cut in?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6318,'Celebrities','Have you heard about Michael Jackson\'s New Book?','Q: Have you heard about Michael Jackson\'s New Book? A: It\'s called, \"The In\'s and Out\'s of Child Rearing',0,0,0,'Active'),(6319,'Celebrities','I went past a plastic surgeon\'s shop...','I went past a plastic surgeon\'s shop the other day and saw Michael Jackson picking his nose.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6320,'Celebrities','What\'s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?','What\'s the difference between Madonna and the Panama Canal?Well, you see, the Panama canal is a busy ditch...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6321,'Celebrities','Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of...','Did you hear that Ellen Degeneres has a new line of sneakers \"coming out\"?They\'re called \"dykeees\". They have a longer than normal tongue and you can get them off with one finger!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6322,'Celebrities','What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?','What did Marv Albert do after NBC gave him the pink slip?He put it on.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6323,'Celebrities','Iraqi TV Guide','Iraqi TV Guide MONDAY8:00 Husseinfeld8:30 Mad About Everything9:00 Suddenly Sanctions9:30 Allah McBealTUESDAY8:00 Wheel of Fortune and Terror8:30 The Price is Right if Saddam Says its Right9:00 Children are Forbidden to Say The Darndest Things9:30 Iraq\'s Funniest Public Execution BloopersWEDNESDAY8:00 Buffy the Yankee Imperialist Dog Slayer8:30 Diagnosis: Heresy9:00 Just Shoot Me9:30 VeilwatchTHURSDAY8:00 Mahatma Loves Chachi8:30 M*U*S*T*A*S*H9:00 Veronica\'s Closet Full of Long, Black, Shapeless Dresses9:30 My Two BaghdadsFRIDAY8:00 Judge Saddam8:30 Captured Iranian Soldiers Say The Darndest Things9:00 Achmed\'s Creek9:30 No-witness News',0,0,0,'Active'),(6324,'Celebrities','What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common?','What does Kurt Cobain and Michaelangelo have in common? They both used their brains to paint the ceiling.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6325,'Celebrities','What\'s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called?','What\'s the new documentary about Madonna going to be called? Missionary Position Impossible.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6326,'Celebrities','What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?','What would Elvis be doing if he were alive today?Scratching like hell to get out of that box.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6327,'Celebrities','What\'s the first problem the MJ\'s child will have in life?','What\'s the first problem the MJ\'s child will have in life? Figuring out which parent is his mother.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6328,'Celebrities','Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men?','Why did Michael Jackson place a phone call to Boyz-2-Men??He thought it was a delivery service.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6329,'Celebrities','What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss?','What can Calista Flockhart do with dental floss? Hang herself.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6330,'Celebrities','Have you seen Stevie Wonder\'s new car?','Have you seen Stevie Wonder\'s new car? Neither has he.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6331,'Celebrities','Heard about Salman Rushdie\'s sequels to \"Satanic Verses\"?','Heard about Salman Rushdie\'s sequels to \"Satanic Verses\"? 1) Buddha, you Fat Fucking Bastard, 2) Jesus was a Lousy Carpenter.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6332,'Celebrities','Who\'s got long blonde hair and big tits...','Who\'s got long blonde hair and big tits,and lives in Melbourne, Australia? Salman Rushdie.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6333,'Celebrities','Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson','More Jesse news... Public Statement by the Rev. Jesse Jackson Due to the great consternation caused by the revelation of my act of procreation, I accept my obligation to give an explanation to thepopulation for my act of copulation. I gave in to temptation, for the anticipation of sexual gratification, that I could not obtain through masturbation, resulted in my fornication. I accepted her invitation,and provided her with excitation, stimulation, penetration, replication, and liberation. She provided lubrication (to avoid inflammation) and I wore condoms to avoid contamination. She cried for duplication but I insisted upon termination, in spite her fascination with variation. This has caused me great aggravation, and the agitation and provocation of the media has resulted in my humiliation,denigration, and degradation. My wife is considering castration, whichwould require my hospitalization. Pray that this matter will find culmination in my sanctification and rehabilitation so that my plans for nomination to my ultimate vocation will not result in revocation and termination. I hope this proclamation has provided illumination and verification and will prohibit further provocation. Sincerely, The Rev. Jesse Jackson',0,0,0,'Active'),(6334,'Celebrities','IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS','IMPORTANT NEWS TO ALL GUYS THAT GO OUT TO CLUBS OR BARS Men, be more alert and cautious when getting a drink offer from girl. Good girls out there, please forward this message to your guy friends. Girlfriends, take heed!! There is a new drug that is in liquid form. The drug is now being used by female sexual predators at parties to induce their male victims to have sex with them. The shocking news is that the drug is available virtually anywhere! It goes by the street name \"Beer\". All girls have to do is buy a \"Beer\" or two for almost any guy and then simply ask the guy home for no-strings-attached sex. Men are rendered literally helpless against such tactics.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6335,'Celebrities','What\'s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?','Here\'s a gross one:What\'s the similarity between Michael Jackson and McDonalds?They both stick their beef between 9 year old buns.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6336,'Celebrities','What\'s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?','What\'s the difference between Courtney Love and Wayne Gretzky?Wayne takes a shower after 3 periods.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6337,'Celebrities','Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turned...','Visiting the modern art museum, a lady turnedto an attendant standing nearby.\"This,\" she said, \"I suppose, is one of thosehideous representations you call modern art?\"\"No, madam,\" replied the attendant. \"That one\'s called a mirror.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6338,'Celebrities','What is Homer Simpson\'s favorite ice cream?','Here\'s a lame one....What is Homer Simpson\'s favorite ice cream?Chocolate-chip cookie DOH!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6339,'Celebrities','What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?','What do you get if you cross an insect with the Easter rabbit?Bugs Bunny.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6340,'Celebrities','How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?','How does Michael Jackson pick his nose?From a catalogue.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6341,'Celebrities','How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?','How does Michael Jackson know its time for bed?When the big hand is on the little hand.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6342,'Celebrities','What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?','What do you call 5 dogs with no balls?The Spice Girls!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6343,'Celebrities','What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?','What was the last thing Di said to Dodi?Don\'t you think were taking this thing a little too fast?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6344,'Celebrities','What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?','What do Ethiopians and Yoko Ono have in common?They both live off dead Beatles.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6345,'Celebrities','What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?','What do you call a man with a blackhead on his dick?Hugh Grant.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6346,'Celebrities','Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks...','Little Johnny goes up to his mother and asks, \"Is God male or female?\"After thinking for a moment, his mother responds, \"Well, honey, God isboth male and female.\"This confuses Little Johnny, so he asks, \"Is God black or white?\"\"Well, God is both black and white.\"This further confuses him so he asks, \"Is God gay or straight?\"At this the mother is getting concerned, but answers nonetheless,\"Honey, God is both gay and straight.\"At this Little Johnny?s face lights up with understanding and he triumphantly asks, \"Mom, is God Michael Jackson?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6347,'Celebrities','What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?','What do Viagra And DisneyLand have in common?They both cause you to stand around for an hourwaiting for a two minute ride!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6348,'Celebrities','What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?','What do you call Batman and Robbin run over?Flatman and Ribbon.Sent by Matias',0,0,0,'Active'),(6349,'Celebrities','If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated...','If Britney Spears and Fat Bastard mated, the resulting child would be:Anna Nicole Smith.Sent by Marisa',0,0,0,'Active'),(6350,'Celebrities','What trivial fact about Mel Blanc...','What trivial fact about Mel Blanc (voice of Bugs Bunny) is the most ironic?He was allergic to carrots.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6351,'Celebrities','Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant...','Just before takeoff one day, a flight attendant approached Muhammad Ali and asked that he fasten his seat belt. \"Superman don\'t need no seat belt,\" Ali growled. \"Well, Superman,\" the stewardess replied, \"don\'t need no airplane!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6352,'Celebrities','What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?','What is the difference between Michael Jackson and greyhound racing?The greyhounds wait for the hares to come out',0,0,0,'Active'),(6353,'Celebrities','What\'s black and white and comes in little cans?','What\'s black and white and comes in little cans?Michael Jackson',0,0,0,'Active'),(6354,'Celebrities','Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect 10?','Who does Michael Jackson consider a Perfect \"10\"? Two 5 year olds.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6355,'Celebrities','BMW thinks of everything','On a golf tour in Ireland, Tiger Woods drives his BMW into a petrol station in a remote part of the Irish countryside.The pump attendant, obviously knows nothing about golf, greets him ina typical Irish manner completely unaware of who the golfing pro is.\"Top of the mornin\' to yer, sir\" says the attendant. Tiger nods a quick \"hello\" and bends forward to pick up the nozzle.As he does so, two tees fall out of his shirt pocket onto the ground.\"What are those?, asks the attendant. \"They\'re called tees\" replies Tiger.\"Well, what on the god\'s earth are dey for?\" inquires the Irishman.\"They\'re for resting my balls on when I\'m driving\", says Tiger.\"Fookin Jaysus\", says the Irishman, \"BMW thinks of everything!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6356,'Celebrities','Sinatra\'s Obituary','Frank Sinatra, \"Old Blue Eyes,\" has died.Frank will now be known as \"Old Closed Eyes.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6357,'Celebrities','Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead...','Experts say that although Frank Sinatra is dead, his act is still 150% moreentertaining than Frank Sinatra Jr.\'s.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6358,'Celebrities','Three wishes','It was a nice sunny day when three men were walking down a country road, when they saw a bush with a pig\'s ass popping out. The first man says, \"I wish that was Demi Moore\'s Ass\" The second man says, \"I wish that was Pamela Anderson\'s Ass.\" Then the third man says, \"I wish it was dark.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6359,'Celebrities','Movie Ratings Explained','G: Nobody gets the girl.PG: The good guy gets the girl.R: The bad guy gets the girl.X: Everybody gets the girl!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6360,'Children','Our bright childhood...','10 year old Timmy comes home from daycare and tells his mom that he thinkshis babysitter is gay.\"Whatever makes you think THAT?!!?\" says mom.Timmy replies, \"Because his dick tasted like shit!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6361,'Children','A six year old comes crying...','A six year old comes crying to his Mother because his little sister pulled his hair.\"Don\'t be angry,\" the Mother says, \"Your little sister doesn\'t realize that pulling hair hurts.\"A short while later, there\'s more crying, and the Mother goes to investigate.This time the sister is bawling and her brother says...\"Now she knows.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6362,'Children','A young teenager comes home from school...','A young teenager comes home from school and asks her mother, \"Is it true what Rita just told me? That babies come out of the same place where boys put their thingies?\"\"Yes, dear,\" replies her mother, pleased that the subject had finally come up and she wouldn\'t have to explain it. \"But then when I have a baby, won\'t it knock my teeth out?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6363,'Children','The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching...','The Grade 1 concert is fast approaching and Johhny has still not decidied what he will do. Little Mary is going to do a piano solo, Timmy will recite a poem, but Johnny can\'t come up with anything. Finally, his frustrated teacher is releived when he tells her he has worked out his act. Come the night of the concert, all the proud parents fill the hall and watch as Mary, in her perettiest dress, tinkles the ivories to rapturous applause...Then Timmy steps out in his best suit and recites his poems to the delight of the audience.Finally, out comes Johhny, in check shirt, and denim overalls. He steps up to the microphone and says...\"Ladies and Gentlemen. My uncle owns a farm and every holiday I visit him there. Tonight, I would like to share with you my impression of some of the many sounds I hear on my unlce\'s farm. Here is the first....\'JOHHNY! GET OFF THAT FUCKING TRACTOR!\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6364,'Children','Little Johnny had become a real nuisance...','Little Johnny had become a real nuisance while his father tried to concentrate on his Saturday afternoon poker game with friends and relatives. His father tried every way possible to get Johnny to occupy himself...television, ice cream, homework, video games...but the youngster insisted on running back and forth behind the players and calling out the cards they held.The other players became so annoyed that they threatened to quit the game and all go home. At this point, the boy\'s uncle stood up, took Johnny by the hand, and led him out of the room. The uncle soon returned back to the poker table without Johnny, and without comment the game resumed.For the rest of the afternoon, little Johnny was nowhere to be seen and the card players continued without any further interruptions.After the poker game ended, the father asked Johnny\'s uncle, \"What in the world did you say to Johnny? I haven\'t heard a peep from him all day!\"\"Not much,\" the boy\'s uncle replied. \"I just showed him how tomasturbate.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6365,'Children','Little Johnny is coming home from the store...','Little Johnny\'s is coming home from the store swinging the loaf of bread in one hand and the other hand in his pants pocket.Along come Priest Joe and he thinks to himself, \"This is a goodopportunity to say something from the bible to Little Johnny.\"He walks up to Little Johnny and says, \"I see Little Johnny that you have the Staff of Life in one hand. What do you have in the other?\"Little Johnny replies, \"A loaf of bread Father.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6366,'Children','Mom took little johnny to the doctor...','Mom took little johnny to the doctor for lacerations on his penis.Doc. said, how did such a thing happen? Johnny said, \"It\'s that damn neighbor girl, Suzy. Her braces are too darned sharp.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6367,'Children','History through the eyes of the eighth graders','The following is a \"history\" collected by teachers throughout theUnited States, from eighth grade through college level. Read carefully,and you will learn a lot.=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=- The inhabitants of ancient Egypt were called mummies. Theylived in the Sarah Dessert and traveled by Camelot. The climate ofthe Sarah is such that the inhabitants have to live elsewhere, socertain areas of the dessert are cultivated by irritation. TheEgyptians built the Pyramids in the shape of a huge triangular cube.The Pyramids are a range of mountains between France and Spain. The Bible is full of interesting caricatures. In the firstbook of the Bible, Guinesses, Adam and Eve were created from anapple tree. On of their children, Cain, once asked, \"Am I my brother\'sson?\" God asked Abraham to sacrifice Isaac on Mount Montezuma. Jacob,son of Isaac, stole his brother\'s birth mark. Jacob was a patriarchwho brought up his twelve sons to be patriarchs, but they did nottake it. One of Jacob\'s sons, Joseph, gave refuse to the Israelites. Pharaoh forced the Hebrew slaves to make bread without straw.Moses led them to the Red Sea, where they made unleavened bread, whichis bread made without any ingredients. Afterwards, Moses went up onMount Cyanide to get the ten commandments. David was a Hebrew kingskilled at playing the liar. He fought with the Philatelists, a raceof people who lived in the Biblical times. Soloman, one of David\'ssons, had 500 wives and 500 porcupines. Without the Greeks we wouldn\'t have history. The Greeksinvented three kinds of columns - Corinthian, Doric, and Ironic. Theyalso had myths. A myth is a female moth. One myth says that themother of Achilles dipped him in the River Stynx until he becameintollerable. Achilles appears in The Iliad, by Homer. Homer alsowrote The Oddity, in which Penelope was the last hardship thatUlysses endured on his journey. Actually, Homer was not written byHomer but by another man of that name. Socrates was a famous Greek teacher who went around givingpeople advice. They killed him. Socrates died from an overdose ofwedlock. In the Olympic games, Greeks ran races, jumped, hurled thebiscuits, the threw the java. The reward to the victor was a coralwreath. The government of Athens was democratic because people tookthe law into their own hands. There were no wars in Greece, as themountains were so high that they couldn\'t climb over to see whattheir neighbors were doing. When they fought with the Persians, theGreeks were outnumbered because the Persians had more men. Eventually, the Ramons conquered the Greeks. History callspeople Romans because they never stayed in one place for very long.At Roman banquets, the guests wore garlic in their hair. JuliusCaesar extinguished himself on the battlefields of Gaul. The Ides ofMarch murdered him because they thought he was going to be made king.Nero was a cruel tyranny who would turture his poor subjects byplaying the fiddle to them.Then came the Middle Ages. King Alfred conquered the Dames.King Arthur lived in the Age of Shivery, King Harold mustarded histroops before the Battle of Hastings, Joan of Arc was canonized byBernard Shaw, and victims of the Black Death grew boobs on theirnecks. Finally, Magna Carta provided that no free man should behanged twice for the same offense. In medevil time most of the people were alliterate. Thegreatest writer of the time was Chaucer, who wrote many poems andversus and also wrote literature. Another tale tells of WilliamTell, who shot an arrow through an apple while standing on hisson\'s head. The Renaissance was an age in which more individuals feltthe value of their human being. Martin Luther was nailed to thechurch door at Wittenberg for selling papal indulgences. He dieda horrible death, being excommunicated by a bull. It was thepainter Donatello\'s interes in the female nude that made him thefather of the Renaissance. It was an age of great inventions anddiscoveries. Gutenberg invented the Bible. Sir Walter Raleigh isa historical figure because he invented cigarettes. Anotherimportant invention was the circulation of blood. Sir FrancisDrake circumcised the world with a 100 foot clipper. The government of England was a limited mockery. HenryVIII found walking difficult because he had an abbess on his knee.Queen Elizabeth was the \"Virgin Queen.\" As a queen she was asuccess. When Elizabeth exposed herself before her troops, they allshouted, \"hurrah.\" Then her navy went out and defeated the SpanishArmadillo. The greatest write of the Renaissance was William Shakespear.Shakespear never made much money and is only famous because of hisplays. He lived at Windsor with his merry wives, writing tragedies,comedies and errors. In one of Shakespear\'s famous plays, Hamletrations out his situation by relieving himself in a long soliloquy.In another, Lady Macbeth tried to convince Macbeth to kill the Kindby attack his manhood. Romeo and Juliet are an example of a heroiccouplet. Writing at the same time as Shakespear was Miguel Cervantes.He wrote Donkey Hote. The next great author was John Milton. Miltonwrote Paradise Lost. Then his wife died and he wrote Paradise Regained. During the Renaissance America began. Christopher Columbus wasa great navigator who discovered America while cursing about theAtlantic. His ships were called the Nina, the Pinta, and the Santa Fe.Later, the Pilgrims crossed the Ocean, and this was known asPilgrims Progress. When they landed at Plymouth Rock, they weregreeted by the Indians, who came down the hill rolling their war hoopsbefore them. The Indian squabs carried porpoises on their back. Manyof the Indian heroes were killed, along with their cabooses, whichproved very fatal for them. The winter of 1620 was a hard one for thesettlers. Many people died and many babies were born. Captain JohnSmith was responsible for all this.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6368,'Children','A little girl and a little boy were at day care...','A little girl and a little boy were at day care one day. The girl approaches the boy and says, \"Hey Tommy, wanna play house?\"He says, \"Sure! What do you want me to do?\"The girl replies, \"I want you to communicate your thoughts.\"\"Communicate my thoughts?\" said a bewildered Tommy. \"I have no idea what that means.\"The little girl smirks and says, \"Perfect. You can be the husband.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6369,'Children','Backward Santa','As a little girl climbed onto Santa\'s lap, Santa asked the usual, \"And what would you like for Christmas?\"The child stared at him open mouthed and horrified for a minute, then gasped: \"Didn\'t you get my E-mail?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6370,'Children','What were Michael Jacksons baby first words?','What were Michael Jackson\'s baby\'s first words? Which one\'s Mommy?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6371,'Children','Old enough for cursing','Two brothers, ages 6 and 8, decide they are old enough to start cursing. Sothey plan to use dirty words the next morning at breakfast. The 8-year-oldsays he\'ll use the world HELL and tells the 6-year-old to use ASS.Well, the next morning they head downstairs for breakfast. And when theirmother asks them what they want, the 8-year-old says, \"Ah, Hell, I\'ll havesome Fruit Loops.\"Shocked, the mother wheels around and backhands him on hischair, sending him screaming back upstairs. She then turns to the 6-year-oldand says, \"What are you going to have?\" He replies, \"I don\'t know, butyou can bet your ass it ain\'t gonna be Fruit Loops.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6372,'Children','A little girl came running into the house crying...','A little girl came running into the house crying and miserable from a small cut she just received. She asked her mom for a glass of cider. \"Why do you want cider?\" asked Mom. \"To take the pain away,\" sobbed the little girl. Tired of all the tears, Mom poured her a glass. The little girl immediately put her hand into the drink. \"It doesn\'t work!\" she yelled. \"What do you mean?\" asked Mom. \"Well,\" sniffed the little girl, \"I overheard my sister say that whenever she gets a prick in her hand, she can\'t wait to get it in cider.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6373,'Children','A wish for Christmas','A wish for Christmas It is around christmas time and santa is sitting in the middle of the mall in his big holiday setup.He has a line of kids lined up to sit on his lap and tell him what they want for christmas. As the line dwindles down; a little 5 year old boy comes up and sits on santas lap. Santa says to the little boy\"I bet I know what you want for christmas\". \"I bet you want a puppy, P-U-P-P-Y\"; touching the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of the word. The little boy responds\"Nope\". So santa again says\"Then I bet you want a bike,B-I-K-E\"; as he again touched the tip of the little boys nose with his finger. The little boy again said\"Nope\". Well santa\'s starting to get a little pissed off. So he thinks to himself that he\'ll try one more time. So he says to the little boy\"I bet you want a fire engine,F-I-R-E-E-N-G-I-N-E\"; once again touching the tip of the little boys nose with his finger after every letter of the word. Where to the little responds\"Nope\". Well at this time santa\'s really pissed off. So he says to the little boy \"Then what the fuck do you want for christmas\"? The little boy then looked at santa and said\"I want some pussy, P-U-S-S-Y; and don\'t fucking tell me that you can\'t give me any because I can smell it on your finger\"!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6374,'Children','THE IRS LETTER...','THE IRS LETTER... Dear Sirs: I am responding to your letter denying the deduction for two of the three dependents I claimed on my 1996 Federal Tax return. Thank you. I have questioned whether these are my children or not for years. They are evil and expensive. It\'s only fair, since they are minors and not my responsbility, that the government (who evidently is taxing me more to care for these waifs) knows something about them and what to expect over the next year. You may apply next year to reassign them to me and reinstate the deduction. This year they are yours! The oldest, Kristen, is now 17. She is brillant. Ask her! I suggest you put her to work in your office where she can answer people\'s questions about their returns. While she has no formal training, it has not seemed to hamper her knowledge of any other subject you can name. Taxes should be a breeze. Next year she is going to college. I think it\'s wonderful that you will now be responsible for that little expense. While you mull that over, keep in mind that she has a truck. It doesn\'t run at the moment so you have the immediate decision of appropriating some Department of Defense funds to fix the vehicle or getting up early to drive her to school. Kristen also has a boyfriend. Oh joy. While she possesses all of the wisdom of the universe, her alleged mother and I have felt it best to occasionally remind her of the virtues of abstinence, and in the face of overwhelming passion, safe sex. This is always uncomfortable and I am quite relieved you will be handling this in the future. May I suggest that you reinstate Jocelyn Elders who had a rather good handle on the problem. Patrick is 14. I\'ve had my suspicions about this one. His eyes are a little close together for normal people. He may be a tax examiner himself one day if you do not incarcerate him first. In February, I was awakened at three in the morning by a police officer who was bringing Pat home. He and his friends were TP\'ing houses. Kids at 14 will do almost anything on a dare. His hair is purple. Permanent dye, temporary dye, what the big deal? Learn to deal with it. You\'ll have plenty of time as he is sitting out a few days of school after instigating a food fight. I\'ll take care of filing your phone number with the vice principal. Oh yes, he and all of his friends have raging hormones. This is the house of testosterone and it will be much more peaceful when he lives in your home. DO NOT leave any of them unsupervised with girls, explosives, inflammables, inflatables, vehicles, or telephones. (I\'m sure that you will find telephones a source of unimaginable amusement, and be sure to lock out the 900 and 976 numbers!). Heather is an alien. She slid through a time warp and appeared quite by magic one year. I\'m sure this one is yours. She is 10 going on 21. She came from a bad trip in the sixties. She wears tie-dyed clothes, beads, sandals, and hair that looks like Tiny Tim\'s. Fortunately you will be raising my taxes to help offset the pinch of her remedial reading courses. Hooked on Phonics is expensive so the schools dropped it. Good news! You can buy it yourself for half the amount of the deduction that you are denying! It\'s quite obvious that we are terrible parents (ask the other two) so they\'ve helped raise this child to a new level of terror. She cannot speak English. Most people under eighteen can understand the curious lingo she fashioned out of valley girls/boys in the odd/reggae/yuppie/ political doublespeak. I don\'t. The school sends her to a speech pathologist who has her roll her R\'s. It added a refreshing Mexican/Irish touch to her voice. She wears hats backwards, pants baggy and wants one of her ears pierced four more times. There is a fascination with tattoos that worries me but I am sure that you can handle it. Bring a truck when you come to get her, she sort of \"nests\" in her room and I think that it would be easier to move the entire thing than find out what it is really made of. You denied two of the three exemptions so it is only fair you get to pick which two you will take. I prefer that you take the youngest, I still go bankrupt with Kristen\'s college but then I am free! If you take the two oldest then I still have time for counseling before Heather becomes a teenager. If you take the two girls then I won\'t feel so bad about putting Patrick in a military academy. Please let me know of your decision as soon as possible as I have already increased the withholding on my W-4 to cover the $395 in additional tax and made a down payment on an airplane. Sincerly,',0,0,0,'Active'),(6375,'Children','There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market...','There was a boy who worked in the produce section of the market. One day, a man came in andasked to buy half a head of lettuce. The boy told him that they only sold whole heads of lettuce, but the man replied that he did not need a whole head, but only a half head. The boy said he would go ask his manager about the matter.The boy walked into the back room and said, \"there is some asshole out there who wants to buy only a half a head of lettuce.\" As he was finishing saying this he turned around to find the man standing right behind him, so he added, \"and this gentleman wants to buy the other half\".The manager okayed the deal and the man went on his way. Later the manager called on the boy and said, \"you almost got yourself in a lot of trouble earlier, but I must say I was impressedwith the way you got yourself out of it. You think on your feet and we like that around here.Where are you from son?\" The boy replied, \"Minnesota sir\".\"Oh really? Why did you leave Minnesota\" asked the manager. The boy replied, \"They\'re all just whores and hockey players up there.\" The manager was shocked and replied \"My wife is from Minnesota!!\"The boy answered, \"Really! What team did she play for?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6376,'Children','The real treasure','An 8 year old boy walks home from school each day past an 8 year old girls house. One day as he is passing by, carrying a football, he can\'t resist taunting the girl. He holds up the football and says, \"See this football? Football is a boys game, and only boys can have a football!\". The little girl runs into the house and cries to her mother, \"I want a football!\" Being a woman of the 90\'s, her mother runs out and gets her one. The next day the girl is waiting for the little boy and he rides up on his bike. She holds up the football, \"Nah Nah Nah Nah\". The little boy angryly points to his bike and says, \"Oh yeah, well this is a boys bike and only boys get boys bikes and you can\'t have one!\" She runs in to mom and the next day is waiting for him on her new boys bike. The little boy gets furious and pulls down his pants, and pointing to his most private of parts says, \"Look, only boys have these and your mom can\'t buy you one!!!\". The next day he walks by and asks her, \"Well, I guess I showed you!\" to which she promptly pulls up her dress, points to her parts and proclaims \"My mother tells me that as long as I have one of these I can have as many of THOSE as I want!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6377,'Children','Strict school','It was the first day of school, and the elementary school teacher was establishing the fact that she\'d take no nonsense from the kiddies this year. While taking the roll, she was told by one boy \"My name is Johnny Fuckhauer\". So she said \"There\'ll be none of that kind of thing this year, Johnny; tell me your REAL name!\". The kid said \"No, really teacher, it IS Johnny Fuckhauer. You can go across the hall to fourth grade and ask my brother if you don\'t believe me!\" Not wanting to be subjected to that kind of thing, the teacher went across the hall and knocked on the fourth grade classroom door. The fourth grade teacher had stepped down the hall to the front office for a moment, so she entered the room and directly asked the class \"Do you have a Fuckhauer in here?\" \"Hell no!\" replied a little kid from the front row, \"We don\'t even get a cookie break!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6378,'Children','Little Johnny was in class again...','Little Johnny was in class again.Teacher asked everyone \"Can anyone tell me a sentence with the word definitely in it?\" Meg puts up her hand.\"The sky is definitely blue.\" \"Thats not bad,Meg,\" says the teacher, \"but the sky can be grey or red.\" Young Sally tried :\"The grass is definitely green.\" \"Good try Sally,but grass can be yellow or brown too!\" Suddenly Little Johnny\'s hand shoots up.\"Miss Brown does a fart have lumps?\" The teacher was horrified.\"No of course not Johnny! What are you talking about?\" So Johnny says,\"Well then Miss brown, I\'ve definitely shit my pants!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6379,'Children','Little Johnny walks into his primary school...','Little Johnny walks into his primary school classroom one morning to be confronted by his teacher. Teacher \"Ahh, Good Morning Johnny, and where were you yesterday?\" Johnny \"I\'m sorry Miss, but my Grandad got burnt yesterday.\" Teacher, \"Was he burned very bad?\" Johnny, \"Yes Mam, they don\'t fuck around at these crematoriums you know.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6380,'Children','Little Johnny says to his mother...','Little Johnny says to his mother \" Mommy, I have to go and tinkle.\" The mother replies back \" Would you like Mommy to take you?\". Little Johnny says \" No let grandma . . . her hand shakes! \"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6381,'Children','Little Johnny comes home from school...','Little Johnny comes home from school with a note from his teacher, indicating that \"Johnny seems to be having some difficulty with the difference between boys and girls,\" and would his mother,\"please sit down and have a talk with Johnny about this.\" So johnny\'s mother takes him quietly, by the hand, upstairs to her bedroom,and closes the door. - first, johnny, I want you to take off my blouse. So he unbuttons her blouse and takes it off. - ok, now take off my skirt... And he takes off her skirt. - now take off my bra. Which he does. - and now, johnny, please take off my panties. And when johnny finishes removing those, she says, \"Johnny, PLEASE don\'t wear any of my clothes to school any more!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6382,'Children','One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten...','One day, little Billy comes home from kindergarten for lunch. Not finding his mother in the kitchen, or the living room, he heads upstairs to check her bedroom. He opens the door, and what does he see, but his father, who had also come home for lunch, stripped naked, on top of his mother, also naked, heavily into the act of lovemaking. Not wanting to traumatize the boy, the parents continue as if nothing was wrong. Billy watches, and after a couple of minutes asks,\"Daddy, can I climb on and have a horsie ride?\" \"Of course, Son, we\'re a family.\" So Billy climbs on and after a few more minutes his mother starts moaning and writhing wildly. \"Hang on Dad!\", cries Billy, \"this is where me and the mailman usually falls off!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6383,'Children','This guy and his girlfriend are fighting...','This guy and his girlfriend are fighting....she says \"I\'m breaking up with you.\" \"Why??\" he asks. She says \"because you are a pedophile\". He says \"Pedophile?????? Hmmmm that\'s an awfully big word for a 10 year old.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6384,'Children','Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag','Buckwheat Lets the Cat Outta the Bag One day the little rascals were sitting in school. The teacher walked in, and said, \"good morning class. Today we are going to play word games. I\'m going to give you a word and I want you to put it in a sentence for me.\" She said \"Spanky you\'re first. Your word is football.\" Spanky stood up and proudly said \" I threw the football,\" and sat down. The teacher said \"very good Spanky.\" Then the teacher said, \"Darla, you\'re next. Your word is pretty.\" Darla stood up and said, \" I think I\'m very pretty!\" Then she sat down. Then the teacher called on Buckwheat. She said, \"Buckwheat, you\'re next. Your word is dictate.\" Buckwheat stood up looked at Arial, and said, \"Hey Darla! How\'d my dic tate las nigh?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6385,'Children','The Hazards of Kicking the Cat','The Hazards of Kicking the Cat There was a little boy with a bad attitude. He was at home one day doing his chores. He was feeding the chickens and he got mad and kicked one across the yard. He was feeding the hogs and got mad and kicked the hell out of one of them also. He was milking the cow and it kept hitting him in the face with its tail so he kicked it, too. His mom had been watching him and told him he couldn\'t have any chicken, beef, or pork for a month because he was a mean little bastard. She told him to wait \'til his dad got home. His dad came home and tripped over the pussy cat and he got mad and kicked that cat across the room. The little boy looked at his mom and said, \"Are you going to tell him or am I?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6386,'Children','Little Johnny -- being logical','Little Johnny A traveling salesman rings this doorbell. 10 year old little Johnny answers, holding a beer and smoking a fat cigar. The salesman says, \"little boy is your mother home?\" Little Johnny taps his ash on the carpet and says, \"what do you think?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6387,'Children','PUPPY LOVE','PUPPY LOVE A man and his son were walking through a field, and saw two dogs mating. The little boy asked his Dad what was happening. The Father replied, \"Well, son, they\'re making a puppy.\" The following evening, the little boy was thirsty, so he went from his bed to get a glass of water. Not being able to reach the glasses, he walked unannounced into his parents bedroom, who were making love in their usual missionary position. Confused, the boy asked what were they doing. The Dad responded very slowly and caringly to his impressionanle little boy, \"Well, son, we are making you a little brother. \"The little boy replied ,\"Please turn Mom over, Dad, I\'d rather have a puppy!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6388,'Children','Winnie The ????','\"Winnie The ????\" It was the first day after Christmas vacation in a 3rd grade class. The teacher told the class that each student could tell the class one thing they got for Christmas. So, the teacher calls on a girl to come up to the front of the class and tell everyone 1 thing she got. \"My daddy got me a Bow-Wow,\" she said. The teacher tells the class that they are old enough to know the correct words for things without using nicknames. The teacher tells the girl to try again. The girl thinks real hard ........ \"My dad got me a dog,\" she said. She sat down and a boy got up and said, \"I got a choo-choo!\" The teacher scolded him and told him to try again. The boy thought hard and said, \"I got an electric train!!\" That boy sits down and a really shy kid gets up and sadly says, \"I got a book\" The teacher feels bad for the kid and she asks, \"What was the title of the book??\" The boy thinks very hard. The class waits as the boy is thinking. Finally, the boys face brightened and he said, \"Winnie The Shit!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6389,'Children','The Wisdom of Youth Never give up','The Wisdom of Youth Never give up because life gets harder as you get older. After preschool the road of life keeps getting bumpier and bumpier and bumpier. Angela Martin, age 11 Never blow in a cat\'s ear because if you do, usually after three or four times, they will bite your lips! And they don\'t let go for at least a minute. Lisa Coburn, age 9 Don\'t think life is easy, because when you get older it is hard work. I used to think life was easy, now I have to do the dishes every other day. Nick Coleman, age 9 Take risks. I mean, if you like this person and you don\'t know if they like you, ask them out and see what happens. I liked this girl and I asked her out. She said no and she hates me now, but I took that risk. Bruce Wagner, age 13 A realist is more correct about things in life than an optimist. But the optimist seems to have more friends and much more fun. Megan, age 14 When they broke open molecules, they found they were only stuffed with atoms. But when they broke open atoms, they found them stuffed with explosions. When people run around and around in circles we say they are crazy. When planets do it we say they are orbiting. Rainbows are just to look at, not to really understand. Someday we may discover how to make magnets that can point in any direction. A vibration is a motion that cannot make up its mind which way it wants to go. Many dead animals in the past changed to fossils while others preferred to be oil. Genetics explain why you look like your father and if you don\'t why you should. Vacuums are nothings. We only mention them to let them know we know they\'re there. Some oxygen molecules help fires burn while others help make water, so sometimes it\'s brother against brother.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6390,'Children','A word play','A teacher asked her students to use the word \"fascinate\" in a sentence. Mary said, \"My family went to the New York City Zoo, and we saw all the animals. It was fascinating.\" The teacher said, \"That was good, but I wanted the word \"\'fascinate.\'\" Sally raised her hand. She said, \"My family went to the Philadelphia Zoo and saw the animals. I was fascinated.\" The teacher said, \"Good, but I wanted the word \'fascinate.\'\" Little Billy raised his hand. The teacher hesitated because Billy was noted for is bad language. She finally decided there was no way he could damage the word \"fascinate\" so she called on him. Billy said, \"My sister has a sweater with 10 buttons, but her boobs are so big she can only fasten 8.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6391,'Children','This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny...','This guy was walking down the sidewalk when he sees a Little Johnny wearing a red firefighter\'s hat and sitting in a red wagon which is being pulled slowly by a large Labador Retriever. When he got a little closer, he saw that the kid was holding a rope which is tied to the dog\'s testicles, which may explain why the dog is walking so slowly. Going up to the kid, he said,\"That\'s a nice fire engine you got there, but I bet it would go faster if you have the rope around the dog\'s neck.\" \"Yeah,\" the kid replied.\"But I wouldn\'t have a siren.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6392,'Children','One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm...','One summer evening during a violent thunderstorm a mother was tucking her small boy into bed. She was about to turn off the light when he asked with a tremor in his voice, \"Mommy, will you sleep with me tonight?\" The mother smiled and gave him a reassuring hug. \"I can\'t dear,\" she said. \"I have to sleep in Daddy\'s room.\"A long silence was broken at last by a shaken little voice saying, \"The big sissy.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6393,'Children','After church on Sunday morning, a young boy...','After church on Sunday morning, a young boy suddenly announced to his mother, \"Mom, I\'ve decided I\'m going to be a minister when I grow up. \"That\'s okay with us,\" the mother said, \"But what made you decide to be a minister?\" \"Well,\" the boy replied, \"I\'ll have to go to church on Sunday anyway, and I figure it will be more fun to stand up and yell than to sit still and listen.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6394,'Children','White Hoose','I don\'t think this whole White House scandal is good for parents. I caught my six year old son David in a lie, and he said we could discuss it tonight in a \"National Town Meeting.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6395,'Children','How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?','Q. How do you keep the neighborhood kids off your front lawn?A. You molest them!.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6396,'Children','One day in class the teacher...','One day in class the teacher has sex education.On the black board she drawsa penis then asks the class if any of them knows what it is.In the back ofthe room,Dirty Johnny stands and says \"That\'s a penis,and my father has twoof them\". The teacher looks surprised and asks \"What do you mean,two?\"DirtyJohnny responds,\"A little one to pee,and a big one to brush the baby sittersteeth.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6397,'Children','Once when Mary was young her school...','Once when Mary was young her school had a halloween party for themmary decided to go as a pirate after she had donned her costume shewent into the family room to show her family they were impressed.Mom said you look terrific mary you have your sabre,and your parrot onyour shoulder,and look you even have a neat sack to carry your booty,butwhere are your buccaneers?Says Mary, my buccaneers are under my buccanhat!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6398,'Children','Little Johny being literal','Teacher asks the children to discuss what their Dad\'s do for a living.Little Mary says: \"My Dad is a lawyer. He puts the bad guys in jail.\"Little Jack says: \"My Dad is a doctor. He makes all the sick people better.\"All the kids in the class had their turn except Little Johnny.Teacher says: \"Johnny, what does your Dad do ?\"Johnny says: \"My Dad is dead.\"\"I\'m sorry to hear that, but what did he do before he died ?\"\"He turned blue and shat on the carpet.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6399,'Children','Earn it hiking','A father came home from a long business trip to find his son riding a very fancy new 10 speed bike. \"Where did you get the money for the bike? It must have cost $300.\" \"Easy, Dad,\" the boy replied. \"I earned it hiking.\" \"Come on,\" the father said. \"Tell me the truth.\" \"That is the truth,\" the boy replied. \"Every night you were gone, Mr. Reynolds from the grocery store would come over to see Mom. He\'d give me a $20 bill and tell me to take a hike!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6400,'Children','When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris...','When I stopped the bus to pick up little five year old Chris forpreschool, I noticed an older woman hugging him as he left the house.\"Is that your grandmother?\" I asked Chris when he boarded.\"Yes,\" Chris said. \"She\'s come to visit us for Christmas.\" \"How nice,\" I said. \"Where does she live?\"\"At the airport,\" Chris replied. \"Whenever we want her we just go out there and get her.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6401,'Children','A necessary condition','There were three little boys visiting their grandparents. The oldest came out and asked his grandpa, \"Can you make a sound like a frog, Grandpappy? Grandpa (being in a kind of ill mood) responds, \"No, I don\'t really want to make the sound of a frog now.\"So, the second little boy comes out and asks his grandfather, \"Willyou please make a sound like a frog?\" Grandpa again says, \"No, not now. I don\'t really want to do that. I\'m in a grumpy mood. Maybe later.\"Then the third little boy comes out and says, \"Grandpa, oh please... Please, please will you make a sound like a frog?\"\"Why do all of you boys want me to make a sound like a frog?\" Grandpa asked. The little boy replied with a hopeful face, \"Well, Mom said that whenyou croak we get to go to Disney World!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6402,'Children','A circumcision','Little Joey and Little Danny, both aged 5, are walking home fromschool. Danny says \"I won\'t be going to school tomorrow.\" \"Why not?\" asks Joey. \"I have to go to the hospital,\" says Danny woefully. \"That\'s awful,\" says Joey. \"Why do you have to go there? Are yousick?\" Danny shakes his head and replies, \"I have to have a circumcision.\" Joey stops dead in his tracks, an expression of complete horror acrosshis face, \"That\'s Horrible!\" he cries, \"Why, I had that done when I wasborn, and I couldn\'t walk for MONTHS!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6403,'Children','One day shortly after the birth of their new baby...','One day shortly after the birth of their new baby, the mother had to goout to do some errands. So the proud papa stayed home to watch hiswonderful new son. Soon after the mother left, the baby started to cry.The father did everything he could think of to do but the baby wouldn\'tstop crying. Finally, the dad got so worried he decided to take theinfant to the doctor. After the doctor listened to the father all thathe had done to get the baby to stop crying, the doctor began to examinethe baby\'s ears, chest and then down to the diaper area. When he undidthe diaper, he finds that the diaper is indeed full. \"Here\'s theproblem\", the Dr. says. \"He needs a change.\" The father is veryperplexed, \" But the diaper package says it is good for up to 10 lbs!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6404,'Children','A man was taking his wife...','A man was taking his wife, who was pregnant with twins,to the hospital when his car went out of control and crashed.Upon regaining consciousness, he saw his brother, a relentlessworld-class practical joker, sitting at his bed side.He asked his brother how his wife was and his brother replied,\"Don\'t worry, everybody is fine and you have a son and a daughter.But the hospital was in a real hurry to get the birth certificatesfiled and since both you and your wife were unconscious,I named them for you.\"The husband was thinking to himself, \"Oh no, what has hedone now?\" and said with trepidation,\"Well what did you name them?\"The brother replied, \"I named the little girl Denise.\"The husband, relieved, said, \"That\'s a very pretty name!What did you come up with for my son?\"The brother replied, \"Denephew.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6405,'Children','Little Johnny catches his parents going at it...','Little Johnny catches his parents going at it. He yells in, \"Hey, Pop! What are you doin\'?\"His father says, \"Son, I\'m filling your mother\'s tank.\"Johnny says, \"Oh, yeah? Well, you better get a model that gets better mileage. The postman filled her this morning.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6406,'Children','One day the teacher decides to play an animal game...','One day the teacher decides to play an animal game. She holds up a picture of a giraffe and asks if anyone knows what it is. No one raises his/her hand. The teacher says \"See it\'s long neck? What animal has a long neck?\"Sally holds up her hand and asks if it is a giraffe. \"Very good Sally,\" the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a zebra. None of the students holds up his/her hands. \"See the stripes on this animal? What animal has stripes?\" Billy holds up his hand and says it is a zebra. \"Very good Billy,\" the teacher replies. Next she holds up a picture of a deer. None of the students recognized the animal.\"See the big antlers on this animal. What animal has horns like this?\"Still no one guesses. \"Let me give you another hint, it\'s something your mother calls your father.\"Johnny shouts out \"I know what it is, it\'s a horny bastard.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6407,'Children','A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group...','A young boy on his way home from school must pass by a group of hookers. Everyday as he passes them, the hookers wave at him with their pinkies and say \"Hi there little boy!!\"One day the boy stops and asks one of the hookers why they always wave at him with their pinkies. They reply: \"well, that is what size we imagine your penis to be... it is just a joke!\"The next day on his way home, the hookers repeat the tradition. The young boy stops and drops his school books on the ground, sticks all his fingers in his mouth to stretch his lips very wide and says, \"HI THERE LADIES!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6408,'Children','Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu...','Johnny missed his final exam due to the flu, but he\'d done so wellduring the year that the teacher suggests to the principal they givehim an oral exam to make up for the test he\'d missed. The principalagrees so they called Johnny into the office and explain about theoral test.First the teacher asks, \"Johnny what does a cow have four of, that Ionly have two of?\"Johnny replies, \"Legs.\"So the teacher asks, \"Johnny, what do you have in your pants that Idon\'t have in my pants?\"\"Pockets,\" Johnny replies.Finally the teacher asks, \"And Johnny, what is the capital of Italy?\"\"Rome,\" is his answer.With that the teacher turns to the principal and asks,\"Well, shall we pass him?\"\"Better not ask me,\" the principal says, \"I got the first two wrong!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6409,'Children','Who signed the Declaration of Independence?','A Kentucky teacher was quizzing her students. \"Johnny, who signed theDeclaration of Independence?\" He said, \"Damn if I know.\" She was a littleput out by his swearing, so she told him to go home and to bring hisfather with him when he came back. Next day, the father came with his son,sat in the back of the room to observe. She started back in on her quizand finally got back to the boy. \"Now, Johnny, I\'ll ask you again. Whosigned the Declaration of Independence?\" \"Well, hell, teacher,\" Johnnysaid, \"I told you I didn\'t know.\" The father jumped up in the back,pointed a stern finger at his son, and said, \"Johnny, if you signed thatdamn thing, hell, you damn well better admit it!\"Sent by Kelly',0,0,0,'Active'),(6410,'Children','Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey...','Charlie was playing with his little brother Mickey when the little boy asked whether he could fly like Superman.\"Sure you can, Mickey,\" Charlie said, \"Just flap your armsreally *really* hard.\" So Mickey climbed up on the windowsill, started flapping like mad, jumped, then smashed into the ground six stories below.Horrified, their mother came screaming into the room and said, \"What the hell happened?!?\"Charlie said, \"I was just teaching Mickey not to believeeverything someone tells him.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6411,'Children','What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner?','What is Pink and Red and sits in a corner? A baby with a razor blade.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6412,'Children','One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny...','One Sunday morning the pastor noticed little Johnny was standing staring up at the large plaque that hung in the foyer of the church. The young man of seven had been staring at the plaque for some time, so the pastor walked up and stood beside him and gazing up at the plaque he said quietly, \"Good morning son.\" \"Good morning pastor\" replied the young man not taking his eyes off the plaque. \"Sir, what is this?\" Johnny asked.\"Well son, these are all the people who have died in the service\", replied the pastor. Soberly, they stood together staring up at the large plaque.Little Johnny\'s voice barely broke the silence when he asked quietly, \"Which one sir, the 8:30 or the 10:30?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6413,'Children','Matering checking','Her teenage son was having trouble mastering the fine points of balancing his new checking account. \"The bank returned the check you wrote to the sporting goods store,\" she said.\"Oh good,\" he said, \"Now I can use it to buy some stereoequipment!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6414,'Children','Little Johnny is in class. The teacher...','Little Johnny is in class. The teacher is going through the alphabet,having each child think up a word that starts with a letter. They getto \"W\", and the teacher figures Little Johnny can\'t think up anythingdirty with a \"W\" so she calls on him.\"Womb!\", Little Johnny says.\"That\'s a good word, Johnny\", teacher says. \"Is that as in where babiescome from?\" she asks.\"No\", says Johnny, \"That\'s the sound elephants make when they\'rescrewing... you know, \"Womb! Womb! Womb!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6415,'Children','A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children...','A teacher was working with a group of underprivileged children,trying to broaden their horizons through sensory exploration.With their eyes closed, they would feel objects from pumicestones to pine cones and smell aromatic herbs and exotic fruits.Then one day, the teacher brought in a great variety of lifesavers,more flavors than you could ever imagine.\"Children, I\'d like you to close your eyes and taste these,\"announced the teacher. Without difficulty, they managed to identifythe taste of cherries, lemons and mint, but when the teacherhad them put honey flavored lifesavers in their mouths, every oneof the children was stumped.\"I\'ll give you a hint,\" said the teacher. \"It\'s something yourDaddy and Mommy probably call each other all the time.\"Instantly, one of the children spat the lifesaver out of his mouthand shouted, \"Spit \'em out, you guys, they\'re assholes!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6416,'Children','Finding the right answers','Did you hear about the 10 year old boy who asked his recentlydivorced mother her age? She told him that was not a questionto ask and that he shouldn\'t ask it again.He then asked her her weight. She, once again, told him that shewouldn\'t answer the question and that he shouldn\'t ask it again.The next question he asked was why she and Daddy got divorced.Once again, she told him that it was not a question he should askand to not ask that question again. He went away.A few minutes later, she found him digging in her purse. She askedwhat he was doing and as he turn toward his mother, he beamingly toldher he had found all the answers to his questions by looking at herdriver\'s license.He said, \"Mother, you\'re 34 years old, weigh 125 pounds and Daddydivorced you because you got an \'F\' in sex.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6417,'Children','What is the difference between boogers and spinach?','What is the difference between boogers and spinach? You can\'t get your kids to eat spinach.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6418,'Children','A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to a...','A youngster devoted an entire rainy indoors afternoon to adrawing he was doing with varicolored crayons. His motherfinally looked over his shoulder, and, puzzled, asked \"Who\'sthat you\'re drawing, son?\"The son answered, \"God.\"\"Don\'t be silly,\" reproved the mother. \"Nobody knows what Godlooks like.\"Not even pausing in his task, the son announced calmly,\"They will when I\'m finished!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6419,'Children','Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noises...','Late one night, little Johnny woke up to the some loud noisescoming from his parents\' bedroom. He got out of bed and walkeddown the hall towards his parents room. Before he made it tothe end of the hall, the noises had ceased and the bathroomlight had gone on. Little Johnny walked into the bathroom andsaw his father removing a used condom.\"Daddy, what are you doing?\" asked little Johnny.His father looked around nervously wondering what he could tellhis son.I, um, I\'m just checking out the bathroom for mice.\"replied his father.Johnny looked at his father with a gaze of confusion and said,\"Well, what are you doing? Fucking them?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6420,'Children','What are you doing, Tommy?','Vicar: Whats that you\'re doing, Tommy?Tommy: Sticking bangers up frogs arses, Vicar.Vicar: Rectum, Tommy.Tommy: Blows \'em to fucking pieces, Vicar!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6421,'Children','A lesson in ebonics','A sixth grade class is doing some spelling drills. The teacher asks Tommy if he can spell \'before.\' He stands up and says, \"Before, B-E-P-H-O-R.\"The teacher says, \"No, that\'s wrong. Can anyone else spell before?\"Another little boy stands up and says, \"Before, B-E-F-O-O-R.\"Again the teacher says, \"No, that\'s wrong.\" The teacher asks, \"Little Johnny, can you spell \'before\'?\"Little Johnny stands up and says, \"Before, B-E-F-O-R-E.\" \"Excellent Johnny, now can you use it in a sentence?\"Little Johnny says, \"That\'s easy. Two plus two be fore.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6422,'Children','The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game...','The Teacher tells the class they are going to play a game,she will describe an object and the students will tell herwhat she had described.Teacher: \"The first object is Red, Round, and has a stem.\" Timmy: \" I know what it is, it\'s an apple.\" Teacher: \"That\'s right, I like the way you\'re thinking.\" \"OK the next item is round, has a peel, and you eat it.\"Christopher: \"I know what it is, it\'s an orange.\" Teacher: \"That\'s right, I like the way you\'re thinking.\" Johnny: \"Can I try, Teacher?\" Teacher: \"Yes Johnny, but, Keep it clean!\" Johnny sticks his hands in his pockets and feels around for asecond, and says \"My object is round, hard, and has a head on it.\" Teacher: \"Alright Johnny, go to the office!\" Johnny: \"No Teacher, it\'s a quarter, but, I like the way you\'re thinking!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6423,'Children','A clear moral','One day at the end of class little Billy\'s teacher has the class go home and think of a story and then conclude the moral of that story.The following day the teacher asks for the first volunteerto tell a story. Suzy said, \"Sunday we load the chicken eggs on the truck and drive into town to sell them at the market. Well, one Sunday we hit a big bump and all the eggs flew out of the basket and onto theroad.\" The teacher asks for the moral of the story. Suzy replies, \"Don\'t keep all your eggs in one basket.\" Next is little Lucy. \"Well, my dad owns a farm too and every weekend we take the chicken eggs and put them in the incubator. Last weekend only 8 of the 12 eggs hatched.\" The teacher asks for the moral of the story.Lucy replies \"Don\'t count your chickens before they\'re hatched.\"Last is little Billy. \"My uncle Ted fought in the Vietnam war; his plane was shot down over enemy territory. He jumped out before it crashed with only a case of beer, a machine gun and a machete. On the way down he drank the case of beer. Unfortunately, he landed right in the middle of100 Vietnamese soldiers. He shot 70 with his machine gun but ran out of bullets, so he pulled out his machete and killed 20 more. The blade on his machete broke, so he killed the last ten with his bare hands\". The teacher looks in shock at Billy and asks if there is possibly anymoral to his story. Billy replies, \"Don\'t fuck with uncle Ted when he\'sbeen drinking.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6424,'Children','Homework','One day, when Billy came home from school, his mom asked him how his day went. He said, \"We\'re learning about sexual education.\" She smiled, and said, \"At least he\'s learning something usefull.\" Billy went up to his room. A little later, Billy\'s mom went up to his room to call him down to dinner. She opens his door and sees him jerking off. She says, \"Billy, when you\'re done with your homework, supper\'s on the table.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6425,'Children','There is a child molester and a young boy walking through...','There is a child molester and a young boy walking through a deep remote forest. After a while the boy gets very cold and frightened so he says, \"Mister i\'m scared and cold, please let me go\",the child molester cries out,\"You think your scared I have to walk home alone!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6426,'Children','In the back woods of Arkansas...','In the back woods of Arkansas, Mr. Stewart\'s wife went into labor in themiddle of the night, and the doctor was called out to assist in thedelivery.To keep the nervous father-to-be busy, the doctor handed him a lanternand said, \"Here, you hold this high so I can see what I\'m doing.\"Soon, a wee baby boy was brought into the world.\"Whoa there Scotty!\" said the doctor. \"Don\'t be in a rush to put thelantern down...I think there\'s yet another wee one to come.\"Sure enough, within minutes he had delivered a bonnie lass.\"No, no, don\'t be in a great hurry to be putting down that lantern,lad...It seems there\'s yet another one besides!\" cried the doctor.The Scot scratched his head in bewilderment, and asked the doctor. \"Doye think it\'s the light that\'s attractin\' them?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6427,'Children','One day a little boy over heard his parents...','One day a little boy over heard his parents in the bedrooom arguing,\"You bitch, your cunt is too hairy! Whell your dick is to small bastard!\"The boy was curious about these new words so he went in the room and asked what they meant. The startled parents did their best to get out of the situation, \"You see son, bitch and bastard are what adults call each other sometimes and dick and cunt is a nickname we gave our coats.\" The boyshrugged his shoulders and went off to play. Later that day the boy was watching his dad shave. Suddenly his dad blurted out, \"Shit\" when he cuthimself. The boy asked, \"dad what does that mean?\" and his dad cleverly replied, \"That\'s the brand of shaving cream I\'m using.\" So the boy wandered into the kitchen where his mom was preparing a turkey for company that evening. As he was watching, his mom burned herself on the stove and blurted out \"Fuck\". Again the boy asked the meaning and the frustrated mother snapped at him, \"It\'s french for cooking now go awnser the door! Thecompany is already here!\" So the boy went, oopened the door, and put his new vocabulary to use, \"Hello bitches and bastards, you can hang your cuntsand dicks in the closet. My dad is still in the bathroom putting shit on his face and my mom is in the kitchen fucking the turkey.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6428,'Children','A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders...','A Sunday school teacher asked her first graders.\"Where is God?\"The room was filled with children that raised their hands to respond.\"Okay, Mary, Where is God?\"\"He is everywhere,\" \"Very good that?s right.\"But still there were two children that didn?t put their hands down,so the teacher continued.\"Okay, Michael, Where is God?\"\"God is inside me.\"\"Very good that?s right.\"Now there was one boy sitting in the back of the class waiving his hand. He was the last child with his hand up, so the teacher called on him.\"Okay, Danny, Where is God?\"\"He?s in our bathroom.\"Well the teacher just had to ask, \"How do you know he?s in the bathroom?\"The answer came, \"Every morning my father knocks on the bathroom door and says,?My God are you still in there?? \"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6429,'Children','A young female teacher was giving an assignment...','A young female teacher was giving an assignment to her Grade 6 class one day. Itwas a large assignment so she started writing high up on the chalkboard. Suddenlythere was a giggle from one of the boys in the class.She quickly turned and asked, \"What\'s so funny Pat?\"\"Well teacher, I just saw one of your garters.\"\"Get out of my classroom,\" she yells, \"I don\'t want to see you for three days.\"The teacher turns back to the chalkboard. Realizing she had forgotten to title theassignment; she reaches to the very top of the chalkboard. Suddenly there is an evenlouder giggle from another male student. She quickly turns and asks, \"What\'s so funnyBilly?\"\"Well miss, I just saw both of your garters.\"Again she yells, \"Get out of my classroom!\" This time the punishment is more severe,\"I don\'t want to see you for three weeks.\"Embarrassed and frustrated, she drops the eraser when she turns around again. Soshe bends over to pick it up. This time there is an burst of laughter fromanother male student. She quickly turns to see Little Johnny leaving theclassroom.\"Where do you think you are going?\" she asks. \"Well teacher, from what I just saw, my school days are over!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6430,'Children','One day a teacher was teaching religion...','One day a teacher was teaching religion, when she asked the class\"What part of your body do you think goes up to heaven first?\"Two children rose their hand. One was little Johnny. Hesitant topick on him she chose little Mary.\"I think your heart goes first because, that\'s were your emotionsof love are.\"\"Very interesting.\" replied the teacher. Seeing no one else hadtheir hand raised but Johnny, she finally called on him.\"I think your feet go up first.\"Confused but relieved the teacher said, \"Why is that?\"Johnny replied, \"Once when I walked in my parents room I saw mydad on my mom, and she had her feet in the air saying \"Oh God!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6431,'Children','A young mother paying a visit to a doctor...','A young mother paying a visit to a doctor friend and his wife made no attempt to restrain her five-year-old son, who was ransacking an adjoining room. But finally, an extra loud clatter of bottles did prompt her to say, \"I hope, doctor, you don\'t mind Johnny being in there.\" \"No,\" said the doctor calmly, \"He\'ll be quiet when he gets to the poisons.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6432,'Children','An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day...','An eight year old boy is walking down the road one day when a car pulls over next to him. \"If you get in the car,\" the driver says, \"I\'ll give you $10 and a piece of candy.\" The boy refuses and keeps on walking. A few moments later, not to take no for an answer, the man driving the car pulls over again. \"How about $20 and two pieces of candy?\"The boy tells the man to leave him alone and keeps on walking. Still further down the road the man pulls over to the side road. \"OK,\" he says, \"this is my final offer. I\'ll give you $50 and all the candy you can eat.\" The little boy stops, goes to the car and leans in. \"Look,\" he says to the driver. \"You bought the Chevrolet, Dad. You\'ll have to live with it!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6433,'Children','Animal stuttering','Little Johnny is sitting in a biology class, and the teacher says that an interesting phenomenon of nature is that only humans stutter, no other animal in the world does this. Johnny\'s hand shoots up. \"Not correct, Miss!\" he says. \"Please explain, Johnny,\" replies the teacher. \"Well, Miss, the other day I was playing with my cat on the verandah. The neighbours\' Great Dane came around the corner, and my cat went \"ffffffffff! ffffffffffff! ffffffffff!\", and before he could say \"FUCK OFF!\", the dog ate him!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6434,'Children','The last words','A teacher was asking her class what their fathers did. When she asked little Johnny, he said, \"My father\'s dead, Miss.\" \"Oh, I am sorry, Johnny. In that case, what did he do before he died?\" \"He went blue, held his chest and moaned aaaaarrrrrrggg, and collapsed.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6435,'Children','Lick that','Tommy, Johnny and Harry were standing around bullshitting about how tough their fathers were. \"My dad went 12 rounds with Mike Tyson. Lick that!\" said young Harry. \"Well, my dad did two tours of Vietnam and killed 19 men... so lick that!\" Tommy said. \"That\'s nothing!\" declared little Johnny. \"My dad hasn\'t wiped his ass in 10 years... so lick that!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6436,'Children','Little Johnny\'s mother decided to give...','Little Johnny\'s mother decided to give her son an anatomy lesson one day, so she took off all of her clothes and pointed to her vagina, and said, \"Johnny. This is where you come from.\" Johnny went to school the next day smiling and insisting all his friends now refer to him as \"Lucky Johnny.\" \"Why?\" one asked. Johnny held his fingers an inch apart and said, \"Because I came this close to being a turd.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6437,'Children','On Christmas morning a cop on horseback...','On Christmas morning a cop on horseback is sitting at a traffic light, and next to him is a kid on his shiny new bike. The cop says to the kid, \"Nice bike you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?\" The kid says, \"Yeah.\" The cop says, \"Well, next year tell Santa to put a tail-light on that bike.\" The cop then proceeds to issue the kid a $20.00 bicycle safety violation ticket. The kid takes the ticket and before he rides off says, \"By the way, that\'s a nice horse you got there. Did Santa bring that to you?\" Humoring the kid, the cop says, \"Yeah, he sure did.\" The kid says, \"Well, next year tell Santa to put the dick underneath the horse, instead of on top.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6438,'Children','A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as...','A first-grade teacher was overseeing her students as they experimented with their desk computers. One boy sat staring at the screen, unsure how to get the computer going. The teacher walked over and read what was on his screen.In her most reassuring voice, she said, \"The computer wants to know what your name is,\" then she walked over to the next child.The boy leaned toward the screen and whispered, \"My name is David.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6439,'Children','A little boy was excited about his first day at school...','A little boy was excited about his first day at school.So excited in fact, that only a few minutes after classstarted, he realized that he desperately needed to go tothe bathroom. So he raised his hand politely to ask ifhe could be excused. Of course the teacher said yes, butasked him to be quick.Five minutes later he returned, looking more desperate and embarrassed. \"I can\'t find it\", he admitted.The teacher sat him down and drew him a little diagram to where he should go and asked him if he will be ableto find it now. The boy looked at the diagram, said \"yes\"and goes on his way. Five minutes later he returned to the class room and saysto the teacher \"I can\'t find it\".Frustrated, the teacher asked Jon, a boy who has been atthe school for awhile, to help him find the bathroom.So two fellas go together and five minutes later they both return and sit down at their seats. The teacher asks Jon, \"Well, did you find it?\"Jon is quick with his reply: \"Oh sure, he just had hisboxer shorts on backwards\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6440,'Children','Silly superstition','\"Say, how old are you anyway ?\" the reporter asked as theobviously young lass was disrobing.\"Thirteen.\" she replied with a shy smile.\"Thirteen ??? My God girl !!! You get those clothes back on atonce and get the hell outta here ! Are you crazy ?\" he thundered.Pausing briefly at the door as she left, the perplexed nymphetsmiled and said, \"Superstitious, huh ?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6441,'Children','How do you make a gay baby cry?','How do you make a gay baby cry?Take the pacifier out of his ass.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6442,'Children','A young girl is with her dad at the barbers...','A young girl is with her dad at the barbers eating somecandy, when it slips from her fingers into a pile of hairon the floor. \"Oh dear, have you got hair on your candy?\" asked the barber. \"Don\'t be so stupid, I\'m only three!!\" said the girl!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6443,'Children','A poor little girl was begging in the street...','A poor little girl was begging in the street. A man passed byand the girl mumbled, \"Please, sir, give me some money for a fix.\" The man answers, astonished, \"Good heavens! But, how old are you,little girl?\" \"I\'m eight, sir.\" \"Oh, my God, and how long have you been into drugs?\" \"Since I was raped, sir, when I was four.\" \"RAPED?! And who raped you, little girl?\" \"I don\'t remember, I was drunk.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6444,'Children','A priest is walking down the street one day when...','A priest is walking down the street one day when he notices a very smallboy trying to press a doorbell on a house across the street.However, the boy is very small and the doorbell is too high for him toreach.After watching the boys efforts for some time, the priest moves closer tothe boys position.He steps smartly across the street, walks up behind the little fellow and,placing his hand kindly on the child\'s shoulder leans over and gives thedoorbell a sold ring.Crouching down to the child\'s level, the priest smiles benevolently andasks, \"And now what, my little man?\"To which the boy replies, \"Now we run!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6445,'Children','Everything we need','A young teacher was trying to teach her six-year-old charges about sharing. In the midst of doing so, she said that no one had everything they wanted. At this point, a young arm was energetically pumping at the back of the class. She tried to ignore him, but little Johnny started saying, \"oh miss, oh miss!\" with his arm pumping.\"Yes, Johnny, what is it?\" she asked, trying to remain calm. Little Johnny stood up and proclaimed to the class, \"at our house, we have everything.\"\"Don\'t be silly,\" the teacher replied, \"not even the richest man has everything.\"\"We do,\" he answered, \"My daddy said so the other day.\"\"Now, why would your father say such a thing?\" she asked.\"Well, my fifteen year old sister came home with her skinhead boyfriend, and told poppa she was pregnant. That\'s when my dad said \"God, that\'s all we needed.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6446,'Children','A young boy came home from school and told his mother...','A young boy came home from school and told his mother, \"I had a big fightwith Sidney. He called me a sissy.\"\"What did you do?\" the mother asked.\"I hit him with my purse!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6447,'Children','A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner...','A young boy, about eight years old, was at the corner \"Mom& Pop\" grocery picking out a pretty good size box of laundrydetergent. The grocer walked over, and, trying to be friendly,asked the boy if he had a lot of laundry to do. \"Oh, no laundry,\" the boy said, \"I\'m going to wash my dog.\"\"But you shouldn\'t use this to wash your dog. It\'s verypowerful and if you wash your dog in this, he\'ll get sick. Infact, it might even kill him.\" But the boy was not to be stopped and carried the detergentto the counter and paid for it, even as the grocer still tried totalk him out of washing his dog. About a week later the boy was back in the store to buy somecandy. The grocer asked the boy how his dog was doing. \"Oh, he died,\" the boy said. The grocer, trying not to be an \"I-told-you-so\", said he wassorry the dog died but added, \"I tried to tell you not to usethat detergent on your dog.\" \"Well, the boy replied, \"I don\'t think it was the detergentthat killed him.\" \"Oh? What was it then?\" \"I think it was the spin cycle!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6448,'Children','After putting her children to bed, a mother...','After putting her children to bed, a mother changed into old slacks and a droopy blouse and proceeded to wash her hair. As she heard the children getting more and more rambunctious, her patience grew thin. At last she threw a towel around her head and stormed into their room, putting them back to bed with stern warnings. As she left the room, she heard her three-year-old say with a trembling voice, \"Who was *that*?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6449,'Children','When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher...','When the boy started Kindergarten, the teacher asked all the children to give their first name. When she got to thelittle boy in the second row, he said: \"I\'ll give you ahint. First it\'s in your hand, then it\'s in your mouth,and then it\'s in your tummy.\"The teacher smiled and said: \"OK, Dick, sit down.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6450,'Children','Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with...','Little Harry walks in the bathroom and sees his mum with no clothes on, standing in front of him, he looks up at her private parts he asks\"What\'s that mum ? \" His mum frozen tried to think what to say, finally she came up with the following, \"That\'s where your dad accidentially hit me with an axe!\" and little Harry replies, \"Good shot, right in the CUNT!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6451,'Children','Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she...','Little Lucy was playing in the garden when she spotted two spidersmating. \"Daddy, what are those two spiders doing?\" \"They\'re mating, Lucy\" he replied.\"What do you call the spider on top Daddy?\" Lucy asked.\"Oh, that\'s a Daddy Longlegs.Lucy asked, \"Oh, so one\'s a Daddy Longlegs and the other one is aMommy Longlegs?\"Daddy replied, \"No, both of them are Daddy Longlegs.\"Lucy thought for a moment, then took her foot and stamped them flat.Well, we\'re not having THAT sort of thing in our garden!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6452,'Children','A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim...','A shapely lady in a bikini walked into the ocean to take a swim. Alarge wave came up and washed over her, tearing off her bikini top.She came out of the surf with her arms folded across her chest.Little Johnny, playing in the sand looked up at her and said,\"Lady, if you\'re going to drown those puppies, I\'ll take the one withthe brown nose.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6453,'Children','Two kindergarten girls were talking outside...','Two kindergarten girls were talking outside: one said,\"You won\'t believe what I saw on the patio yesterday--a condom!\"The second girl asked, \"What\'s a patio?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6454,'Children','Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit...','Little Tommy is at the zoo on a school visit and he spots a deer. Being a city kid he\'s never seen one before and so he asks his teacher, \"What\'s that, Miss?\"Miss decides to play a word game with him and says, \"That\'s what your Daddy calls Mummy, Tommy.\"Tommy thinks for a moment and then says, \"I\'m not stupid Miss, I know that ain\'t a fucking pig!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6455,'Children','Little Johnny was late for school...','Little Johnny was late for school. When he finally got therehis teacher asked,\"Why are you late little Johnny?\"Johnny replied, \"My grandpa got burnt, Miss.\"The teacher replied, \"I hope it wasn\'t too bad.\"Then little Johnny said, \"Don\'t worry, the crematorium doesn\'tmuck around!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6456,'Children','A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could...','A little Catholic kid was praying as hard as he could.\'God,\' he prayed, \'I really want a car.\'Jumping up and dashing to the window, he saw that the driveway was empty.\'God,\' he prayed again, \'I really NEED a car.\'Still no answer to his prayers. Suddenly the kid stood up, ran into his parents\' bedroom, and grabbed the statuette of the Virgin Mary off the mantelpiece. He wrapped it up in ten layers of paper, using three rolls of tape and a spool of twine, then stuffed it inside a box at the very bottom of his closet.\'Okay, God,\' he said, getting down onto his knees again, \'if you ever want to see your mother again...\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6457,'Children','Like father like son','Little Johnny is in the bathroom taking a pee when the toilet seat falls down on top of his penis. He starts screaming and crying. His mom comes running into the room wondering what\'s going on. He tells his mother \"Mommy, the toilet seat fell on top of my penis. Kiss it better.\"\"Johnny you are getting more and more like your father everyday.\"His mother says.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6458,'Children','How old am I?','A kid goes up to his father and says, \"Hey, Pop, know how old I am today?\"His father says, \"No...how old?\"He says, \"I\'m eleven!\"He goes into the kitchen and says to his grandmother, \"Hey, Grandma, knowhow old I am today?\"She says, \"Come closer...\"She unzips his jeans and reaches her thin, spotted arm down into hisunderwear. She fondles his genitals for a few minutes and then she says,\"You\'re eleven.\"He says, \"How could you tell?\"She says, \"I heard you tell your father.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6459,'Children','Johnny, give me a sentence starting with...','Teacher: Johnny, give me a sentence starting with \"I\".Little Johnny: I is...Teacher: No, Little Johnny. Always say \"I am.\"Little Johnny: All right. \"I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6460,'Children','A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy...','A rabbi said to a precocious six-year-old boy: \"So your mother saysyour prayers for you each night? Very commendable. What does shesay?\"The little boy replied, \"Thank God he\'s in bed!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6461,'Children','A failed attempt','Little Johnny watched, fascinated, as his mother smoothed cold creamon her face.\"Why do you do that, Mommy?\"\"To make myself beautiful,\" said his mother, who then began removingthe cream with a tissue.\"What\'s the matter?\" asked Little Johnny. \"Giving up?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6462,'Children','A lost skill','This preacher was looking for a good used lawnmower one day. He found oneat a yard sale that Little Johnny happened to be manning.\"This mower work, son?\" the preacher asked.Little Johnny said, \"Sure does -- just pull on the cord hard, though.\"The preacher took the mower home and when he got ready to mow he yanked and pulled and tugged on that cord. Nothing worked. It wouldn\'t start.Thinking he\'d been swindled, he took the mower back to Little Johnny\'shouse. \"You said this would work if I pulled on the cord hard enough.\"\"Well,\" Johnny said, \"you need to curse at it sometimes.\"The preacher was aghast. \"I\'ve not done that in years!\"\"Just keep yanking on that cord, Preacher. It\'ll come back to you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6463,'Children','A little boy and his dad are standing in line...','A little boy and his dad are standing in line at the grocery store behind a big fat lady. The little boy says, \"hey dad, look how fat that lady is!\"\"Shhhh, quiet son, she\'ll hear you.\"\"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!\"\"Shhhhhh, don\'t say that son, it\'s not nice!\"\"But dad, look how big and fat that lady is!\"\"Shhhhhhhhhhhhhh, don\'t say that son, it\'s not nice and it\'s rude!\"Suddenly the fat lady\'s beeper goes off.\"Look out dad, she\'s backing up!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6464,'Children','Who discovered North America?','Teacher: Little Johnny, go to the map and find North America.Little Johnny: Here it is!Teacher: Correct. Now, class, who discovered America?Class: Little Johnny!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6465,'Children','How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?','Teacher: How can one person make so many stupid mistakes in one day?Little Johnny: I get up early.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6466,'Children','A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother...','A little nine year old girl was in church with her mother when she started feeling ill. \"Mommy,\" she said. \"Can we leave now?\" \"No,\" her mother replied. \"Well, I think I have to throw up!\" \"Then go out the front door and to the back of the church and throw up behind a bush.\" In about two minutes the little girl returned to her seat. \"Did you throw up?\" her mother asked. \"Yes,\" the little girl replied. \"Well, how could you have gone all the way to the back of the church and return so quickly?\" \"I didn\'t have to go out of the church, Mommy.\" the little girl replied. \"They have a box next to the front door that says, \'For the sick\'.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6467,'Children','A new method','It\'s the first day of school and the teacher told her kindergarten class,\"If anyone has to go to the bathroom, you should hold up two fingers.\"After a moment of quiet thought, Little Johnny asked: \"How will that help?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6468,'Children','A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic...','A teacher was having trouble teaching arithmetic to Little Johnny . So she said , \"If you reached in your right pocket and found a nickel, and you reached in your left pocket and found another one, what would you have?\"\"Somebody else\'s pants.\" said the Little Johnny.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6469,'Children','Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth...','Little Johnny was assigned a paper on childbirth and asked his mother, \"How was I born?\" \"The stork brought you to us.\" \"Oh,\" said Little Johnny. \"Well, how did you and daddy get born?\" he asked. \"Oh, the stork brought us too.\" \"So. . . how were grandpa and grandma born?\" \"Well, darling, the stork brought them too,\" said the mother. The next day Little Johnny handed in his paper to the teacher. It read, \"This report is impossible to write due to the fact that there hasn\'t been a natural childbirth in my family for three generations.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6470,'Children','Gone fishing','Henry Abel\'s son, David, burst into the house, crying like everything.His Mama asked him what the problem was. \"Pop and I were fishing, and he hooked a giant fish. Really big. Then, while reeling it in, the line busted and the fish got away.\" \"Now come on, David,\" his mother said, \"a big boy like you shouldn\'t be crying about an accident like that. You should have laughed.\" \"That\'s what I did, Mama.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6471,'Children','Ear','Little Johnny was in a spelling bee in class. He had to spell the word and use it in a sentence. The teacher asked him to please spell the word EAR. Little Johnny stood up and proudly said EAR E,A,R. Then to use it in a sentence he pretended to take a big hit off a joint and then while pretending to have his lungs full of smoke he predended to pass the joint to little Suzy and said \"Ear\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6472,'Children','Following the sign','Teacher: Why are you late?Little Johnny: Because of the sign.Teacher: What sign?Little Johnny: The one that says, \"School Ahead, Go Slow. \"That\'s what Idid.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6473,'Children','Quick and clear','A son comes to his dad and says:- Dad, i gotta tell you something- Ok, Quick and clear!- 100 bucks',0,0,0,'Active'),(6474,'Children','Mom, can little girls have babies?','Little Johnny came running into the house and asked,\"Mommy, can little girls have babies?\"\"No\", said his mom, \"of course not.\"Little Johnny then ran back outside and his mom heard him yell to hisfriends, \"It\'s okay, we can play that game again!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6475,'Children','At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate...','At school Little Johnny was told by a classmate that most adults are hiding at least one dark secret, and that this makes it very easy to blackmail them by saying, \"I know the whole truth.\" Little Johnny decides to go home and try it out. He goes home, and as he is greeted by his mother he says, \"I know the whole truth.\" His mother quickly hands him $20 and says, \"Just don\'t tell your father.\" Quite pleased, the boy waits for his father to get home from work, and greets him with, \"I know the whole truth.\" The father promptly hands him $40 and says, \"Please don\'t say a word to your mother.\" Very pleased, the boy is on his way to school the next day when he sees the mailman at his front door. The boy greets him by saying, \"I know the whole truth.\" The mailman immediately drops the mail, opens his arms, and says, \"Then come give your real father a big hug.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6476,'Children','Little Johnny walked into his dad\'s bedroom...','Little Johnny walked into his dad\'s bedroom one day only catch him sitting on the side of his bed sliding a condom onto his dick in preparation of fucking his wife. Johnny\'s father in attempt to hide his full erection with a condom on it bent over as if to look under the bed. Little Johnny asked curiously \"What ya doin\' dad?\"His father qiuckly replied \"I thought I saw a rat go underneath the bed.\", to which Little Johnny replied \"What ya gonna do, fuck him?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6477,'Children','Count till fifty','The teacher walked into the classroom to find words like \"cunt\" and \"cock\" scrawled all over the blackboard. \"Children,\" she said, addressing the classroom, \"you are much too young to use vile language like that. Now we\'re all going to close our eyes and count up to fifty. Then, while our eyes are closed, I want the little boy or girl who wrote those words on the board to tiptoe up and erase them.\" At the signal, the teacher and the children all closed their eyes. Then the teacher counted out loud, very slowly. When she reached fifty, she said, \"All right. Everybody open their eyes.\" All eyes went to the blackboard. None of the words were erased. But below them was the message: \"Fuck you, teacher! The Phantom strikes again!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6478,'Children','A little boy did not go to school one day...','A little boy did not go to school one day. The next day when the teacher asked him why, he said \"Our cow was on heat, so I had to take her to the Bull\". \"How disgusting\" said the teacher \"I am sure your father could have done that\" \"No ma\'m, he couldn\'t have\" said the little sod \"It has to be the Bull\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6479,'Children','Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks...','Little Johnny goes into a pharmacy and asks the chemist for some rubbers.The chemist puts a pack of rubbers on the counter. Johnny looks at therubbers and asks the chemist if he has any other kind. The chemist goesinto the back and brings out another pack. \"Nah,\" says Johnny, \"what elsedo you have?\" \"Well,\" the chemist replies, \"the only other kind that Ihave are the ones with all the bumps and ridges on them. Do you know whatthese will do to a woman?\" Little Johnny says, \"No... but they\'ll make agoat jump about two feet off of the ground!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6480,'Children','A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked...','A fifth grader looked downcast, so her teacher asked, \"What\'s theproblem, Carol? I hope it\'s not homework again.\"\"Well, uh, yes, it is.\" replied Carol. \"I was stupid and made myhomework paper into a paper airplane.\"\"Carol, you\'re right, that wasn\'t a very bright thing to do,\" said theteacher, \"but this once I\'ll let you just unfold the paper and hand itin.\"\"Oh, but that won\'t work,\" said Carol, looking even sadder. \"You see,the plane was hijacked.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6481,'Children','Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid...','Two poor kids were invited by a rich kid to a swimming party at his pool. When they were changing into their swim trunks, one turned to the other and said: \"Did you notice the small dongs on the rich kids?\"The other answered: \"Yeah! It\'s probably because they have toys to play with!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6482,'Children','A little period','The kindergarten class had a homework assignment to find out about something exciting and relate it to the class the next day. When the time came for the little kids to give their reports, the teacher was calling on them one at a time. She was reluctant to call upon little Johnnie, knowing that he sometimes could be a bit crude.But eventually his turn came. Little Johnnie walked up to the front of the class, and with a piece of chalk, made a small white dot on the blackboard, then sat back down. Well the teacher couldn\'t figure out what Johnnie had in mind for his report on something exciting, so she asked him just what that was.\"It\'s a period\" reported Johnnie. \"Well I can see that\" she said. \"But what is so exciting about a period?\"\"Damned if I know\" said Johnnie, \"but this morning my sister said she missed one. Then Daddy had a heart attack, Mommy fainted and the man next door shot himself.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6483,'Children','One of my first evenings back from overseas...','One of my first evenings back from overseas, my girl\'s understanding parents left us alone in the living room. Naturally, we did not talk all the time. In the midst of a kiss, I noticed her little sister in her nightgown watching us from the doorway.\"If you will be a good girl and go to bed, I will give you a quarter,\" I said to her.Without taking the bribe or saying a word, she ran off but soon was back again.\"Here is a dollar,\" she said. \"I wanna watch.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6484,'Children','Fun fun fun worry worry worry','A teacher said to her little student Suzy, \"Punctuate the following sentence: Fun fun fun worry worry worry.\"Little Suzy thought for a moment and began her reply, \"Let\'s see. Fun period fun period fun no period worry worry worry!!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6485,'Children','Wear your collar backwards','Johnny is walking along and a priest is coming the other way. Johnny says, \"Hey, mister, why are you wearing your collar backwards?\"The priest says, \"Because I\'m a father.\"Johnny says, \"Yeah? Well, my old man\'s got three kids and he don\'t wear his collar backwards.\"The priest says \"You don\'t understand, son. I have thousands of children.\" Johnny says, \"You should wear your fuckin\' trousers backwards.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6486,'Children','Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night...','Little Gregory wakes up in the middle of the night feeling alone and scared. He goes into his mother\'s room for comfort and he sees his mom standing naked in front of the mirror. She is rubbing her chest and groaning, \"I want a man, I want a man.\" Shaking his head in bewilderment, Gregory takes off to bed. Next night the same thing happens. On the third night, Gregory wakes up and goes into his mom\'s room but this time there is a man in bed with his mom.Gregory hoofs back to his room and whips off his pajamas, rubs his chest and groans \" I want a bike, I want a bike.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6487,'Children','From Us...','The teacher walks in and finds an apple on her desk with the letters \"ILU\" written on it. The teacher asks who left it. A little white girl raises her hand. Well sweetie, what does \"ILU\" mean? The little girl replies, \"I love you.\"The teacher says, \"Isn\'t that sweet,\" and continues with class. The next day the teacher finds a banana on her desk with the letters \"YAS\" written on it. The teacher asks who left and what does it mean. A little white boy raises his hand and says, \"It means, You are special.\" \"Thank you sweetheart\", the teacher says.The following day, the teacher walks in to find a watermelon with the letters \"FUCK\" written on it. The enraged teacher asks who left it and if they know what that means. A little black girl raises her hand and cheerfully says, \"Yes maam, I left it. It means, from us colored kids!\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6488,'Children','Bitter end','Little Johnny\'s teacher asked him, \"Johnny, give me a sentence using the words, \"bitter end\" in it.Little Johnny thought for a moment and replies, \"Our dog chased our cat and he bitter end.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6489,'Children','Little Johnny sat playing in the garden...','Little Johnny sat playing in the garden. When his mother came out to collect him, she saw that he was slowly eating a worm. She turned pale. \"No, Johnny! Stop! That\'s horrible! You can\'t eat worms!\" Trying to convince him further, \"Now the mother worm is looking all over for her nice baby-worm.\"\"No, she isn\'t,\" said Johnny. \"Why not?\" \"Because I ate her first!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6490,'Children','Beautiful -- in a sentence','The teacher says, \"Children, today I will ask each of you to come to the front of the class and use a word in a sentence. Today\'s word is \"beautiful\". Little Sally, would you please come up here and use \"beautiful\" in a sentence?\" Little Sally walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, \"Teacher, my mom is the most beautiful woman in the world.\" Teacher says, \"Very good, Little Sally, you may sit. Little Frankie, your turn.\" Little Frankie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, \"Teacher, the sunrise this morningwas the most beautiful sunrise I have ever seen.\" Teacher says, \"Very good, Little Frankie, you may sit. Little Johnny, it\'s your turn.\" Little Johnnie walked to the front of the room, thought for a moment and said, \"Teacher, last night my big sister told my dad that she was pregnant and he said, \"Beautiful, just fucking beautiful.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6491,'Children','A small boy is sent to bed by his father...','A small boy is sent to bed by his father. Five minutes later: \"Da-ad...\" \"What?\" \"I\'m thirsty. Can you bring me a drink of water?\"\"No. You had your chance. Lights out.\"Five minutes later: \"Da-aaaad...\" \"WHAT?\" \"I\'m THIRSTY...Can I have a drink of water??\" \"I told you NO! If you ask again I\'ll have to spank you!!\"Five minutes later... \"Daaaa-aaaad...\" \"WHAT??!!\" \"When you come in to spank me, can you bring me a drink of water?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6492,'Children','Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl...','Sarah was a curious thirteen year old girl. \"Mommy,\" she said, \"I\'d like you to answer one question.\" \"Very good,\" replied her mother, \"I was wondering when you would become curious about birds, flowers and bees.\" \"It\'s not that,\" said the girl. \"I know all about screwing. What I would like to know is how to make lasagna.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6493,'Children','Get married','Johnny (age 8) comes into the house for dinner after playing outside all afternoon. His parents ask him what he did today. He says that he played baseball and then he proposed to Betty (age 7) the next door neighbor. They are going to get married. His parents think this is cute, and they don\'t want to make fun of Johnny so they ask Johnny him \"How are you and Betty going to pay for the expenses of being married?\" He replies \"Well with the $1 I get each week from you and the $1 she gets from her Mom and Dad, we should do o.k.\" His father says \"That\'s fine, but how will you pay the extra expenses if you and Betty have a baby?\" Johnny answers \"Well, so far, we\'ve been lucky...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6494,'Children','Their true intention','One morning a little girl ran inside and said \"Daddy, Daddy my sister and the man you hired last week are up on the hay loft in the barn on all that new hay we just bought. She has her dress up and he has his pants down. I think they are about to piss all over that new hay!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6495,'Children','A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...','A boy finished cutting the lawn of a priest...the grass was very thickand long, and it took the boy about 4 hours to cut. He approachedthe Father for payment and the priest paid him $1.00.The boy said \"Thank you, virgin Father!\"The priest replied, \"What did you say?\"The boy repeated, \"Thank you, virgin Father!\"The priest asked him, \"Do you know what that means?\"The boy replied, \"Yes.... tight ass!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6496,'Children','Missed the word','\"Dad,\" said the boy, \"we had a spelling contest in school today, and I missed on the very first word.\" \"That\'s too bad Son.\" consoled the Father, \"What was the word ?\" \"Posse.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6497,'Children','The little boy comes home from school and asks mom...','The little boy comes home from school and asks mom, \"Where do babies come from?\" Not wanting to get into the discussion of sex at such an early time she replies, \"From the stork of course!\" The little guy thinks for a fewseconds and then asks, \"But mom, who fucks the stork?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6498,'Children','My dog ate my homework','\"Johnny, where\'s your homework?\" Miss Martin said sternly to the little boy while holding out her hand. \"My dog ate it,\" was his solemn response. \"Johnny, I\'ve been a teacher for eighteen years. Do you really expect me to believe that?\" \"It\'s true, Miss Martin, I swear,\" insisted Johnny. \"I had to force him, but he ate it!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6499,'Children','A fortunate coincidence','John: \"I\'m glad you named me John.\"Mother: \"Why?\"John: \"Because that\'s what all the kids at school callme.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6500,'Children','Where is the French border?','\"Why do you look so glum today?\", the teacher asked young Johnny. \"I didn\'t have no breakfast,\" Johnny mumbled. \"You poor dear,\" said the teacher. \"Now, to return to our geography lesson, Johnny, where is the French border?\" \"In bed with my mom. That\'s why I didn\'t have no breakfast.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6501,'Children','A small boy was lost, so he went up...','A small boy was lost, so he went up to apoliceman and said, \"I\'ve lost my dad!\"The cop said, \"What\'s he like?\"The little boy replied, \"Beer and women!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6502,'Children','The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and...','The teacher hears Little Johnny cussing, and gets pissed off.She goes bitching to Little Johnny\'s father. She comes toLittle Johnny\'s house and sees Little Johnny fucking a goatin the front yard. She walks in the house and screams to his father \"Your son!Your son! He cussed in the school and now....now he\'s beingcarnal with a goat in the front yard!\" Little Johnny\'s father goes running out the door yelling,\"Son of a bitch! Today is my turn!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6503,'Children','One day a boy asks his dad...','One day a boy asks his dad,\"What\'s the difference between a pussy and a cunt?\" Dad thought for a minute and said, \"Come with me.\"He took his son to his mother\'s bedroom, where shewas sleeping nude. \"Son,\" he whispered, \"see thatbrown soft furry patch? That is a pussy.\" The boy asked, \"May I touch it to see how soft andfurry it is?\" \"No!\" replied his father. \"That might wake up the cunt.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6504,'Children','To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails...','To stop her 4-year old daughter from biting her nails, her mother tells her it\'ll make her fat. ?I won\'t do it any more, Mom,\" says the daughter. Next day they are out walking when they meet a very fat man. ?If I bite my fingernails, I\'ll be as fat as that, won\'t I Mom?\" ?You\'ll be fatter than that,\" says her mother. They get on a bus, and sitting opposite them is a very pregnant lady. The little girl can\'t take her eyes off the woman\'s belly. The pregnant lady feels increasingly uncomfortable under this stare, and finally leans forward and says to the little girl, ?Excuse me, but do you know me?\" And the little girl says, ?No, but I know what you\'ve been doing...\"Sent by Max',0,0,0,'Active'),(6505,'Children','What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?','Q: What is the best time to wean the baby from nursing?A: When you see teeth marks.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6506,'Children','A real bastard','A little boy is standing at the side of a river, weeping.His tears are streaming down his cheeks.An elderly lady passes by and feels pity for him.\"What is the matter, young boy? Why are you crying?\"\"It\'s mean!\", the boy sniffed, \"My daddy drowned all fourlittle kittens we had yesterday!\"\"That\'s awful indeed !\", the lady replied angrily, \"Yourfather is a real bastard!\'\"Yes\", said the little boy, \"He had promised to me thatI could do it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6507,'Children','A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home...','A kid at a sleep-away camp wrote home,\"Please send me some food. All they serve here are meals.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6508,'Children','Fair Punishment','Boy: Will you punish me for something I didn\'t do?Teacher: Of course not!Boy: Good, cause I didn\'t do my homework!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6509,'Children','Two children are in a doctor\'s waiting room...','Two children are in a doctor\'s waiting room, and one of them is crying. \"Why are you crying?\" asked the other child. \"I\'m here for a blood test, and they\'re going to cut my finger.\" When he heard this, the other child started to cry. \"Why are you crying?\" \"I\'m here for a urine test.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6510,'Children','A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing...','A young schoolboy was having a hard time pronouncing theletter \"R,\" and all the other kids were, of course,teasing him about it. To help him out, the teacher gavehim a sentence to practice at home: \"Robert gave Richarda rap in the ribs for roasting the rabbit so rare.\"In class a few days later, the teacher asked the boy torecite the sentence out loud. The boy nervously eyed his classmates -- many of themalready laughing at him -- then replied, \"Bob gave Dicka poke in the side because the bunny wasn\'t cooked enough.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6511,'Children','A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal...','A first-grade class is having a game of Name That Animal.The teacher held up a picture of a cat.\"What animal is this?\" she asked. \"A cat!\" said Eddie.\"Good job! Now, what is this animal?\"\"A dog!\" said Eddie.\"Good! Now what animal is this?\" she asked, holding up a picture of aDeer. The class fell silent. After a couple of minutes, the teacher said,\"It\'s what your mom calls your dad.\"\"A horny bastard,\" called out Eddie.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6512,'Children','Alphabet','Kid: Teacher can I go to the bathroom?Teacher: You have to say your ABC\'s firstKid: Ok,a,b,c,d,e,f,g,h,i,j,k,l,m,n,o,q,r,s,t,u, v,w.x.y, and zTeacher: Where\'s the p?Kid: It\'s running down my leg!!Sent by Jenna',0,0,0,'Active'),(6513,'Children','A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters...','A kindergartner was practicing spelling with magnetic letters on the refrigerator: cat, dog, dad, and mom had been proudly displayed for all to see. One morning while getting ready for the day, he bounded into the room with his arms outstretched. In his hands were three magnetic letters: G-O-D. \"Look what I spelled, Mom!\" with a proud smile on his face. \"That\'s wonderful!\" his mom praised him. \"Now go put them on the fridge so Dad can see when he gets home tonight.\" The mom happily thought that her son\'s Catholic education was certainly having an impact. Just then, a little voice called from the kitchen: \"Mom? How do you spell \'zilla\'?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6514,'Children','A novel grasp on marriage','The child was a typical four-year-old girl - cute, inquisitive, brightas a new penny. When she expressed difficulty in grasping the conceptof marriage, her father decided to pull out his wedding photo album, thinking visual images would help. One page after another, he pointed out the bride arriving at the church, the entrance, the wedding ceremony, the recessional, the reception, etc. \"Now do you understand?\" he asked. \"I think so,\" she said, \"is that when mommy came to work for us?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6515,'Children','Better than playing doctor','Little Johnny was sitting on the bench in the park.Suzie comes along chomping on her bubblegum. Suzie asked, \"You wanna play doctor?\" Johnny replied, \"NO, that too old fashioned.Spit out you gum, I wanna play president.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6516,'Children','Little Johnny tried out for the school play...','Little Johnny tried out for the school play. The teacher gave him these lines to practice:\"Hark! A pistol shot! There lies a lady with hope in her soul. I think I\'ll snatch a kiss and run into the forest. By William Shakespeare.\"Little Johnny practiced and practiced and did the lines perfectly every time. The night of the play it was his turn to speak. This is what he said:\"Hark! A pigeon shit! There lies a lady with soap in her hole. I think I\'ll kiss her snatch and run into the forest. By William Snakeshit... Horseshit... Oh, shit! I didn\'t want to be in this damn play anyway!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6517,'Children','Sad revelations','A father asked his 10 year old son if he knew about the birdsand the bees. \"I don\'t want to know!\" the child said, burstinginto tears. \"Promise me you won\'t tell me.\"Confused, the father asked what was wrong.\"Oh dad,\" the boy sobbed, \"when I was 6 I got the there\'s no Santa speech. At 7, I got the there\'s no Easter Bunny speech. When I was 8, you hit me with the there\'s no Tooth Fairy\' speech. If you tell me that grown-ups don\'t really fuck, I\'ll have nothing left to live for.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6518,'Children','What\'s the best form of birth control after 50?','What\'s the best form of birth control after 50?Nudity',0,0,0,'Active'),(6519,'Children','Drawing God','A kindergarten teacher was observing her classroom of children whilethey were drawing. She walked around to look at the artwork.As she got to one little girl who was working diligently, she askedwhat the drawing was.The girl replied, \"I\'m drawing God.\"The teacher paused and said, \"But no one knows what God looks like.Without missing a beat, or looking up from her drawing the girlreplied, \"They will in a minute.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6520,'Children','First grade romance','An honest 7-year-old admitted calmly to her parents that Billy Brownhad kissed her after class. \"How did that happen?\" gasped her mother.\"It wasn\'t easy,\" admitted her daughter, \"but three girls helped mecatch him.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6521,'Children','One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother...','One day a little girl was sitting and watching her mother do the dishesat the kitchen sink. She suddenly noticed that her mother had severalstrands of white hair sticking out in contrast to her brunette hair.She looked at her mother and inquisitively asked, \"Why are some of your hairs white, Mom?Her mother replied, \"Well, every time that you do something wrong andmake me cry or unhappy, one of my hairs turns white.The little girl thought about this revelation for a while and thensaid, \"Momma, how come ALL of grandma\'s hairs are white?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6522,'Children','What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?','What does it mean when a baby is born with teeth?It means that the baby\'s mother may want to rethink her plans to nurse.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6523,'Children','Anybody Home?','A boss of a big company needed to call one of his employees about anurgent problem with one of the main computers. He dialed the employee\'s home phone number and was greeted with a child\'s whispered, \"Hello?\"Feeling put out at the inconvenience of having to talk to theyoungster, the boss asked, \"Is your Daddy home?\"\"Yes,\" whispered the small voice.\"May I talk with him?\" the man asked.To the surprise of the boss, the small voice whispered, \"No.\"Wanting to talk with an adult, the boss asked, \"Is your Mommy there?\"Yes,\" came the answer.\"May I talk with her?\"Again the small voice whispered, \"No.\"Knowing that it was not likely that a young child would be left homealone, the boss decided he would just leave a message with the personwho should be there watching over the child.\"Is there anyone there besides you?\" the boss asked the child.\"Yes,\" whispered the child, \"a policeman.\"Wondering what a cop would be doing at his employee\'s home, the bossasked, \"May I speak with the policeman?\"\"No, he\'s busy,\" whispered the child.\"Busy doing what?\" asked the boss.\"Talking to Daddy and Mommy and the Fireman,\" came the whisperedanswer.Growing concerned and even worried as he heard what sounded like ahelicopter through the ear piece on the phone, the boss asked, \"Whatis that noise?\"\"A hello-copper,\" answered the whispering voice.\"What is going on there?\" asked the boss, now alarmed.In an awed whispering voice, the child answered, \"The search teamjust landed the hello-copper.\"Alarmed, concerned, and more than just a little frustrated, the bossasked, \"What are they searching for?\"Still whispering, the young voice replied along with a muffledgiggle, \"Me.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6524,'Children','A good student','It was the first day of school and a new student named Martinez, the son of a Mexican restaurateur, entered the fourth grade. The teacher said, \"Let\'s begin by reviewing some American history. Who said \"Give me Liberty, or give me Death?\" She saw a sea of blankfaces, except for Martinez, who had his hand up. \"Patrick Henry, 1775.\" \"Very good! Who said \'Government of the people, by the people, for thepeople, shall not perish from the earth\'\"? Again, no response except from Martinez: \"Abraham Lincoln, 1863.\", saidMartinez. The teacher snapped at the class, \"Class, you should be ashamed.Martinez, who is new to our country, knows more about its history thanyou do.\" She heard a loud whisper: \"Screw the Mexicans.\"\"Who said that?\" she demanded. Martinez put his hand up. \"Jim Bowie, 1836.\" At that point, a student in the back said, \"I\'m gonna puke.\" The teacher glares and asks \"All right! Now, who said that?\" Again, Martinez says, \"George Bush to the Japanese Prime Minister, 1991.\" Now furious, another student yells, \"Oh yeah? Suck this!\" Martinez jumps out of his chair waving his hand and shouts to theteacher, \"Bill Clinton, to Monica Lewinsky, 1997!\" Now with almost a mob hysteria someone said, \"You little shit. If yousay anything else, I\'ll kill you.\" Martinez frantically yells at the top of his voice, \"Gary Condit toChandra Levy 2001.\" The teacher fainted. And as the class gathered around the teacher on the floor, someone said, \"Oh shit, we\'re in BIG trouble!\" Martinez said, \"Saddam Hussein 2003.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6525,'Children','Scholarly discussion','A stranger was seated next to Little Johnny on the plane when the thestranger turned to the Little Johnny and said, \"Let\'s talk. I\'ve heardthat flights will go quicker if you strike up a conversation with yourfellow passenger.\"Little Johnny, who had just opened his book, closed it slowly, and saidto the stranger \"What would you like to discuss?\"\"Oh, I don\'t know,\" said the stranger. \"How about nuclear power?\"\"OK,\" said Little Johnny. \"That could be an interesting topic. But letme ask you a question first. \"A horse, a cow, and a deer all eatgrass. The same stuff. Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cowturns out a flat patty, and a horse produces clumps of dried grass. Whydo you suppose that is?\"\"Jeez,\" said the stranger. \"I have no idea.\"\"Well, then,\" said Little Johnny, \"How is it that you feel qualified todiscuss nuclear power when you don\'t know sh*t?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6526,'Children','Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?','Why did Tigger stick his head in the toilet?He was looking for Pooh!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6527,'Computers','The Technologically Challenged','The Technologically Challenged Just in case you think YOU are TC (technologically challenged), there\'sstill hope:1. Compaq is considering changing the command \"Press Any Key\" to \"Press Return Key\" because of the flood of calls asking where the \"Any\" key is.2. AST technical support had a caller complaining that her mouse was hard to control with the dust cover on. The cover turned out to be the plastic bag the mouse was packaged in.3. Another Compaq technician received a call from a man complaining that the system wouldn\'t read word processing files from his old (5-1/4\") diskettes. After troubleshooting for magnets and heat failed to diagnose the problem, it was found that the customer had labeled the diskettes, then rolled them into the typewriter to type the labels.4. Another AST customer was asked to send a copy of her defective diskettes. A few days later a letter arrived from the customer along with photocopies of the floppies.5. A Dell technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back in the drive and close the door. The customer asked the tech to hold on, and was heard putting the phone down, getting up and going across the room to close the door.6. Another Dell customer called to say he couldn\'t get his computer to fax anything. After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the man was trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitor screen and hitting the \"send\" key.7. Yet another Dell customer called to complain that his keyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it by filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking the keyboard for a day, then removing all the keys and washing them individually.8. A Dell technician received a call from a customer who was enraged because his computer had told him he was \"bad and an invalid\". The tech explained that the computer\'s \"bad command\" and \"invalid\" responses shouldn\'t be taken personally.9. A confused caller to IBM was having troubles printing documents. He told the technician that the computer had said it \"couldn\'t find printer.\" The user had even tried turning the computer screen to face the printer - but his computer still couldn\'t \"see\" the printer.10.An exasperated caller to Dell Computer Tech Support couldn\'t get her new Dell Computer to turn on. After ensuring the computer was plugged in, the technician asked her what happened when she pushed the power button. Her response, \"I pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happened.\" The \"foot pedal\" turned out to be the mouse!11.Another customer called Compaq tech support to say her brand-new computer wouldn\'t work. She said she unpacked the unit, plugged it in and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something to happen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, she asked \"What power switch?\"12.True story from a Novell NetWire SysOp: Caller: \"Hello, is this Tech Support?\" Tech: \"Yes, it is. How may I help you?\" Caller: \"The cup holder on my PC is broken and I am within my warranty period. How do I go about getting that fixed?\" Tech: \"I\'m sorry, but did you say a cup holder?\" Caller: \"Yes, it\'s attached to the front of my computer.\" Tech: \"Please excuse me if I seem a bit stumped, it\'s because I am. Did you receive this as part of a promotion, at a trade show? How did you get this cup holder? Does it have any trademark on it?\" Caller: \"It came with my computer, I don\'t know anything about a promotion. It just has \'4X\' on it.\" At this point the Tech Rep had to mute the caller, because he couldn\'t stand it. He was laughing too hard. The caller had been using the load drawer of the CD-ROM drive as a cup holder, and snapped it off the drive.13.Another IBM customer had troubles installing software and rang for support. \"I put in the first disk, and that was OK. It said to put in the second disk, and I had some problems with the disk, but I squeezed it in. When it said to put in the third disk - I couldn\'t even fit it in...\" The user hadn\'t realized that \"Insert Disk 2\" meant to remove Disk 1 first.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6528,'Computers','Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail','Girlfriend Tech Support E-mail I am currently running the latest version of GirlFriend and I\'ve beenhaving some problems lately. I\'ve been running the same version ofDrinkingBuddies 1.0 forever as my primary application, and all theGirlFriend releases I\'ve tried have always conflicted with it. I hearthat DrinkingBuddies won\'t crash if GirlFriend is run in background modeand the sound is turned off. But I\'m embarrassed to say I can\'t findthe switch to turn the sound off. I just run them separately, and itworks okay.Girlfriend also seems to have a problem co-existing with my Fishing 97program, often trying to abort Fishing 97 with some sort of timingincompatibility. I probably should have stayed with GirlFriend 1.0, butI thought I might see better performance from GirlFriend 2.0. Aftermonths of conflicts and other problems, I consulted a friend who has hadexperience with GirlFriend 2.0. He said I probably didn\'t have enoughcache to run GirlFriend 2.0, and eventually it would require a TokenRing to run properly. He was right - as soon as I purged my cache, ituninstalled itself.Shortly after that, I installed GirlFriend 3.0 beta. All the bugs weresupposed to be gone, but the first time I used it, it gave me a virusanyway. I had to clean out my whole system and shut down for a while. Ivery cautiously upgraded to GirlFriend 4.0. This time I used a SCSIprobe first and also installed a virus protection program. It workedokay for a while until I discovered that GirlFriend 1.0 was still in mysystem. I tried running GirlFriend 1.0 again with GirlFriend 4.0 stillinstalled, but GirlFriend 4.0 has a feature I didn\'t know about thatautomatically senses the presence of any other version of GirlFriend andcommunicates with it in some way, which results in the immediate removalof both versions.The version I have now works pretty well, but there are still someproblems. Like all versions of GirlFriend, it is written in some obscurelanguage I can\'t understand, much less reprogram. Frankly I think thereis too much attention paid to the look and feel rather than the desiredfunctionality. Also, to get the best connections with your hardware,you usually have to use gold-plated contacts. And I\'ve never liked howGirlFriend is totally \"object-oriented.\"A year ago, a friend of mine upgraded his version of GirlFriend toGirlFriendPlus 1.0, which is a Terminate and Stay Resident version ofGirlFriend. He discovered that GirlFriendPlus 1.0 expires within a yearif you don\'t upgrade to Fiancee 1.0. So he did, but soon after that, hehad to upgrade to Wife 1.0 which he describes as a huge resource hog.It has taken up all his space, so he can\'t load anything else. One ofthe primary reasons he decided to go with Wife 1.0 was because it camebundled with FreeSexPlus. Well, it turns out the resource allocationmodule of Wife 1.0 sometimes prohibits access to FreeSexPlus,particularly the new Plug-Ins he wanted to try. On top of that, Wife1.0 must be running on a well warmed-up system before he can doanything. Although he did not ask for it, Wife 1.0 came withMotherInLaw which has an automatic pop-up feature he can\'t turn off. Itold him to try installing Mistress 1.0, but he said he heard if you tryto run it without first uninstalling Wife 1.0, Wife 1.0 will deleteMSMoney files before doing the uninstall itself. Then Mistress 1.0won\'t install anyway because of insufficient resources.Any Ideas???',0,0,0,'Active'),(6529,'Computers','Pest-by-Modem','Pest-by-Modem Here\'s how to be a pest-by-modem:*Make up fake acronyms. On-line veterans like to use abbreviations likeIMHO (in my humble opinion) and RTFM (read the f...... manual) to showthat they\'re \"hep\" to the lingo. Make up your own that don\'t stand foranything (SETO, BARL, CP30), use them liberally, and then refuse toexplain what they stand for (\"You don\'t know? RTFM\").*WRITE ALL YOUR MESSAGES IN ALL CAPS AND DON\'T USE PERIODS OR RETURNS SOTHAT EVERYONE HAS TO SCROLL ACROSS THEIR SCREENS TO READ EVERY LINE ALSOUSE A LOT OF !!!!!! AND DDOOUUBBLLEESS TO SHOW THAT YOU\'RE EXCITED ABOUTBEING HERE!!!!!!!*When replying to your mail, correct everyone\'s grammar and spelling andpoint out their typos, but don\'t otherwise respond to the content oftheir messages. When they respond testily to your \'creative criticism,\"do it again. Continue until they go away.*Software and files offered on-line are often \"compressed\" so that itwon\'t take so long to travel over the phone lines. Buy a compressionprogram and compress everything you send, including one-word E-mailresponses like \"Thanks.\"*Upload text files with Bible passages about sin or guilt and give themnames like \"SexyHouseWives,\" then see how many people download them.Challenge your friends to come up with the most popular come-on. Takebets and calculate odds on the results of each upload\'s popularity.*cc: all your E-mail to Al Gore (vice.president@whitehouse.gov) so thathe can keep track of what\'s happening on the information SuperhighwayInternet.*Join a discussion group, and tie whatever\'s being discussed back to anunrelated central theme of your own. For instance, if you\'re in adiscussion of gun control, respond to every message with the observationthat those genetically superior tomatoes seem to have played an importantrole. Within days, all discussion of gun control will have ceased aspeople write you threatening messages and instruct all other members toignore you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6530,'Computers','Diary of an AOL User','Diary of an AOL User July 18 - I just tried to connect to America Online. I\'ve heard it is thebest online service I can get. They even included a free disk! I\'d betterhold onto it in case they don\'t ever send me anther one! I can\'t connect.I don\'t know what is wrong.July 19 - Some guy at the tech support center says my computer needs amodem. I don\'t see why. He\'s just trying to cheat me. How dumb does he thinkI am?July 22 - I bought the modem. I couldn\'t figure out where it goes. It wouldn\'tfit in the monitor or the printer. I\'m confused.July 23 - I finally got the modem in and hooked up. that nine year old nextdoor did it for me. But it still don\'t work. I cant get online.July 25 - That nine year old kid next door hooked me up to America Onlinefor me. He\'s so smart. I told the kid he was a prodigy. But he says that\'sjust another service. What a modest kid. He\'s so smart and he does theseservices for people. Anyway he\'s smarter then the jerks who sold me themodem. They didn\'t even tell me about communications software. Bet theydidn\'t know. And why do they put two telephone jack holes in the back of amodem when you only need one? And why do they have one labeled phone whenyou are not suppose to hook it to the phone jack on the wall? I thoughtthe dial tone sounded funny! Boy, are modem makers dumb! But the kid figuredit out by the sound.July 26 - What\'s the internet? I thought I was on America Online. Not thisinternet thing. I\'m confused.July 27 - The nine year old kid next door showed me how to use this AmericaOnline stuff. I told him he must be a genius. He says that he is comparedto me. Maybe he\'s not so modest after all.July 28 - I tried to use chat today. I tried to talk into my computer butnothing happened. maybe I need to buy a microphone.July 29 - I found this thing called usenet. I got out of it because I\'mconnected to America Online not usenet.July 30 - These people in this usenet thing keep using capital letters.How do they do that? I never figured out how to type capital letters.Maybe they have a different type of keyboard.JULY 31 - I CALLED THE COMPUTER MAKER I BOUGHT IT FROM TO COMPLAIN ABOUTNOT HAVING A CAPITOL LETTER KEY. THE TECH SUPPORT GUY SAID IT WAS THIS CAPSLOCK KEY. WHY DIDN\'T THEY SPELL IT OUT? I TOLD HIM I GOT A CHEAP KEYBOARDAND WANTED A BETTER ONE. AND ONE OF MY SHIFT KEYS ISNT THE SAME SIZE AS THEOTHER. HE SAID THATS A STANDARD. I TOLD HIM I DIDN\'T WANT A STANDARDKEYBOARD BUT ANOTHER BRAND. I MUST HAVE HAD AN IMPORTANT COMPLAINT BECAUSE IHEARD HIM TELL THE OTHER SUPPORT GUYS TO LISTEN IN ON OUR CONVERSATION.AUGUST 1 - I FOUND THIS THING CALLED THE USENET ORACLE. IT SAYS THAT IT CANANSWER ANY QUESTIONS I ASK IT. I SENT IT 44 SEPARATE QUESTIONS ABOUT THEINTERNET. I HOPE IT RESPONDS SOON.AUGUST 2 - I FOUND A GROUP CALLED REC.HUMOR. I DECIDED TO POST THIS JOKEABOUT THE CHICKEN THAT CROSSED THE ROAD. TO GET TO THE OTHER SIDE! HA! HA!I WASNT SURE I POSTED IT RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 56 MORE TIMES.AUGUST 3 - I KEEP HEARING ABOUT THE WORLD WIDE WEB. I DON\'T NOW SPIDERSGREW THAT LARGE.AUGUST 4 - THE ORACLE RESPONDED TO MY QUESTIONS TODAY. GEEZ IT WAS RUDE. IWAS SO ANGRY THAT I POSTED AN ANGRY MESSAGE ABOUT IT TO REC.HUMOR.ORACLE. IWASNT SURE IF I POSTED RIGHT SO I POSTED IT 22 MORE TIMES.AUGUST 5 - SOMEONE TOLD ME TO READ THE FAQ. GEEZ THEY DIDN\'T HAVE TO USEPROFANITY.AUGUST 6 - SOMEONE ELSE TOLD ME TO STOP SHOUTING IN ALL MY MESSAGES. WHATA STUPID JERK. IM NOT SHOUTING! IM NOT EVEN TALKING! JUST TYPING! HOW CANTHEY LET THESE RUDE JERKS GO ON THE INTERNET?August 7 - Why have a Caps Lock key if you\'re not suppose to use it? Itsprobably an extra feature that costs more money.August 8 - I just read this post called make money fast. I\'m so exited.I\'m going to make lots of money. I followed his instructions and posted itto every newsgroup I could find.August 9 - I just made my signature file. Its only 6 pages long. I willhave to work on it some more.August 10 - I just looked at a group called alt.aol.sucks. I read a fewposts and I really believe that aol should be wiped off the face of theearth. I wonder what an aol is.August 11 - I was asking where to find some information about something.Some guy told me to check out ftp.netcom.com. I\'ve looked and looked but Ican\'t find that group.August 12 - I sent a post to every usenet group on the Internet askingwhere the ftp.netcom.com is. hopefully someone will help. I cant ask the kidnext door. His parents said that when he comes back from my house he\'slaughing so hard he can\'t eat or sleep or do his homework. So they wont lethim come over anymore. I do have a great sense of humor. I don\'t know whythe rec.humor group didn\'t like my chicken joke. Maybe they only like dirtystuff. Some people sent me posts about my 56 posts of the joke and theyused bad words.August 13 - I sent another post to every usenet group on the Internetasking where the ftp.netcom.com is. I had forgot yesterday to include my newsignature file which is only 8 pages long. I know everyone will want toread my favorite poem so I included it. I\'m also going to add that short storyIlike.August 14 - Some guy suspended my account because of what I was doing. Itold him I don\'t have an account at his bank. He\'s so dumb.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6531,'Computers','The Numbers of the Beast','The Numbers of the Beast OK, we all know that 666 is the Number of the Beast.But did you know that:660 - Approximate number of the BeastDCLXVI - Roman numeral of the Beast666.0000 - Number of the High Precision Beast0.666 - Number of the Millibeast/ 666 - Beast Common Denominator666 ^ (-1) - Imaginary number of the Beast1010011010 - Binary of the Beast6, uh... what was that number again? - Number of the Blonde Beast1-666 - Area code of the Beast00666 - Zip code of the Beast1-900-666-0666: - Live Beasts! One-on-one pacts! Call Now! Only $6.66/minute. Over 18 only please.$665.95 - Retail price of the Beast$699.25 - Price of the Beast plus 5% state sales tax$769.95 - Price of the Beast with all accessories and replacement soul$656.66 - Walmart price of the Beast$646.66 - Next week\'s Walmart price of the BeastPhillips 666 - Gasoline of the BeastRoute 666 - Way of the Beast666 F - Oven temperature for roast Beast666k - Retirement plan of the Beast666 mg - Recommended Minimum Daily Requirement of Beast6.66 % - 5 year CD interest rate at First Beast of Hell National Bank, $666 minimum deposit.Lotus 6-6-6 - Spreadsheet of the BeastWord 6.66 - Word Processor of the Beasti66686 - CPU of the Beast666i - BMW of the BeastDSM-666 (revised) - Diagnostic and Statistical Manual of the Beast668 - Next-door neighbor of the Beast',0,0,0,'Active'),(6532,'Computers','Less-Known Computer Languages','Less-Known Computer Languages Basic-Fortran-Cobol... Theseprogramming languages are wellknown and (more or less) wellloved throughout the computerindustry.There are numerous otherlanguages however that are lesswell known yet still have ardentdevotees. In fact these little-known languages generallyhave the most fanatic admirers.For those who wish to know moreabout these obscure languages -and why they are obscure - Ipresent the following catalog.SIMPLE ... SIMPLE is an acronymfor Sheer Idiot\'s Mono PurposeProgramming LingusiticEnvironment.This language developed at theHanover College for TechnologicalMisfits was designed to make itimpossible to write code witherrors in it. The statements aretherefore confined to BEGIN-END-and STOP. No matter how youarrange the statements you can\'tmake a syntax error.Programs written in SIMPLE donothing useful.Thus they achievethe results of programs writtenin other languages without thetedious frustrating process oftesting and debugging.SLOBOL ... SLOBOL is best knownfor the speed or lack of it ofits compiler. Although manycompilers allow you to take acoffee break while they compileSLOBOL compilers allow you to takea trip to Bolivia to pick up thecoffee. Forty-three programmersare known to have died of boredomsitting at their terminals whilewaiting for a SLOBOL program tocompile.Weary SLOBOL programmers often turnto a related (but infinitely faster) language...COCAINE.VALGOL ... (With special thanks toDan and Betsy \"Moon Unit\" Pfau)- From its modest beginnings insouthern California\'s SanFernando Valley VALGOL is enjoyinga dramatic surge of popularityacross the industry.VALGOL commands include REALLY-LIKE - WELL and YAKNOW. Variablesare assigned with the =LIKE and=TOTALLY operators.Other operatorsinclude the \"CALIFORNIA BOOLEANS\"FERSURE and NOWAY. Repetitions ofcode are handled in FOR-SURE loops.Here is a sample VALGOL program. 14 LIKE-YAKNOW (I MEAN) START. %% IF. PI A =LIKE BITCHEN AND. 01 B =LIKE TUBULAR AND. 9 C =LIKE GRODY**MAX. 4K (FERSURE)**2. 18 THEN. 4I FOR I=LIKE 1 TO OH MAYBE 100. 86 DO WAH + (DITTY**2). 9 BARF(I) =TOTALLY GROSS(OUT). -17 SURE. 1F LIKE BAG THIS PROGRAM. ? REALLY. $$ LIKE TOTALLY (Y*KNOW)VALGOL is characterized by itsunfriendly error messages. Forexample when the user makes asyntax error the interpreterdisplays the message GAG ME WITHA SPOON!LAIDBACK ... Historically VALGOL isa derivative of LAIDBACK whichwas developed at the (now defunct)Marin County Center for T\'ai ChiMellowness and ComputerProgramming as an analternative to themore intense atmosphere in nearbysilicon valley. The center wasideal for programmers who liked tosoak in hot tubs while theyworked. Unfortunately fewprogrammers could survive therefor long since the center outlawedpizza and RC Cola in favor of beancurd and Perrier.Many mourn the demise of LAIDBACKbecause its reputation as agentle and nonthreatening language.For example LAIDBACK responded tosyntax errors with the messageSORRY MAN I CAN\'T DEAL WITH THAT.SARTRE ... Named after the lateexistential philosopher.SARTRE isan extremely unstructuredlanguage. Statements in SARTRE haveno purpose they are just there.Thus SARTRE programs are left todefine their own functions.SARTRE programmers tend to beboring and depressed and are nofun at parties.FIFTH ... FIFTH is a precisionmathematical language in whichthe data types refer to quantity.The data types range from CC-OUNCE-SHOT and JIGGER to FIFTH(hence the name of the language)LITER-MAGNUM and BLOTTO.Commands refer to ingredientssuch as CHABLIS-CHARDONNAY-CABERNET-GIN-VERMOUTH-VODKA-SCOTCHand WHATEVERSAROUND.The many versions of the FIFTHlanguage reflect the sophisticationand financial status of its users.Commands in the ELITE dialectinclude VSOP and LAFITE whilecommands in the GUTTER dialectinclude HOOTCH and RIPPLE.The latter is a favorite offrustrated FORTH programmers whoend up using the language.C-...This language was namedfor the grade received by itscreater when he submitted itas a class project in agraduate programming class.C- is best described as a\'Low Level\' programminglanguage.In fact the languagegenerally requires more C-statements than machine-codestatements to execute a giventask. In this respect itis very similar to COBOL.LITHP ... This otherwiseunremarkable language isdistinguished by the absenceof an \"s\" in its character set.Programmers and users mustsubstitute\"TH\". LITHP is said tobe useful in prothething lithtth.DOGO ... Developed at theMassachussettes Institute ofObedience Training. DOGO heraldsa new era of computer literatepets. DOGO commands include SITSTAY-HEEL and ROLL OVER. Aninnovative feature of DOGO is\'PUPPY GRAPHICS\' in which a smallcocker spaniel occasionally leavesa deposit as he travels acrossthe screen.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6533,'Computers','Uh-Oh!!','The husband finally wised up to the fact that his wife was less than faithful. He hired a private investigator to follow her and inless than a week, had all the information that he needed on the \"other man\".The husband convinced himself that his would still be a loving and trustworthy marriage had not this S.O.B. come onto thescene. Being a man of the 90\'s and all, he decided to handle the matter in what he judged to be sophisticated and business-likemanner.He sent the following e-mail to his wife\'s lover: Sir, It has been brought to my attention that for some time now you have been carrying on an affair with my wife. So that we may settle this matter in an intelligent fashion, please be at my office at 3 PM on Friday next.The \"other man\" was highly amused by the husband\'s formal manner and sent off the following reply at once: Dear Sir, I have received a copy of your mass mailing this morning. You may be advised that I will attend the scheduled conference in your Office\'s auditorium.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6534,'Computers','Process-Oriented God','Process-Oriented God If God was process oriented, the Book of Genesis might read something like this: In the beginning, God created the heavens and the earth. The earth was without form and void, so God created a small committee. He carefully balanced the committee vis-a-vis race, gender, ethnic origin, and economic status in order to interface pluralism with the holistic concept of self-determination according to adjudicatory guidelines. Even God was impressed, and so ended the first day. And God said, \"Let the committee draw up a mission statement.\" And behold, the committee decided to prioritize and strategize and God called that process empowerment. And God thought it sounded pretty good. And evening and morning were the second day. And God said, \"Let the committee determine goals and objectives and engage in long-term planning.\" Unfortunately, a debate about the semantic differences between goals and objectives pre-empted almost all of the third day. Although the question was never satisfactorily resolved, God thought the process was constructive. And evening and morning were the third day. And God said, \"Let there be a retreat in which the committee can envision functional organization and engage in planning by objectives.\" The committee considered adjustment of priorities and consequential alternatives to program directions, and God saw that this was good. And God thought that it was even worth all of the coffee and donuts that he had to supply. And so ended the fourth day. And God said, \"Let the committee be implemented with long-range planning and strategy.\" The committee considered guidelines and linkages and structural sensitivities, and alternatives and implemental models. And God saw that this was very democratic. And so would have ended the fifth day, except for the unintentional renewal of the debate about the differences between goals and objectives. On the sixth day the committee agreed on criteria for adjudicatory assessment and evaluation. This wasn\'t the agenda that God had planned. He wasn\'t able to attend, however, because he had to take the afternoon off to create day and night and heaven and earth and seas and plants and stars and trees and seasons and years and sun and moon and birds and fish and animals and human beings. On the seventh day God rested and the committee submitted its recommendations. It turned out that the recommended forms for things were nearly identical to the way that God had created them; so the committee passed a resolution commending God for his implementation according to the guidelines. There was, however, some opinion expressed that people should have been created in the committee\'s image. And God caused a deep sleep to fall upon the committee . . .',0,0,0,'Active'),(6535,'Computers','God and the Computer','God and the ComputerIn the beginning there was the computer. And God typed: %>Let there be light! #Please login. %>login God #Password?. %>Omniscient #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Omnipotent #Password incorrect. Try again. %>Technocrat #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. %>Let there be light! #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create light #Done %>Run heaven_and_earth #And God created Day and Night. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Sunday, March 1. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Monday, March 2. %>Let there be firmament in the midst of waters dividing the waters which are under and above the firmament #Unrecognizable command. Try again. %>Create firmament #Done. %>Run firmament #And God created the heaven. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Monday, March 2. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. %>Let the waters under heaven be gathered together unto one place and let the dry land appear and #Too many characters in specification string. Try again. %>Create dry_land #Done. %>Run dry_land #And God created the Earth & Seas. God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Tuesday, March 3. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. %>Create lights in the firmament to divide the day from the night #Unspecified type. Try again. %>Create sun_moon_stars #Done %>Run sun_moon_stars #And God created the sun moon and stars. And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Wednesday, March 4. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. %>Create fish #Done %>Create fowl #Done %>Run fish, fowl #And God created the great sea monsters and every living creature that creepeth wherewith the waters swarmed after its kind and every winged fowl after its kind. #And God saw there were 0 errors. #And God logged off at 12:02:00 AM, Thursday, March 5. #And God logged on at 12:01:00 AM, Friday, March 6. %>Create cattle #Done %>Create creepy_things #Done %>Now let us make man in our image #Unspecified type. Try again. %>Create man #Done %>Be fruitful and multiply and replenish the earth and subdue it and have dominion over the fish of the sea and over the fowl of the air and over every living thing that creepeth upon the earth #Too many command operands. Try again. %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 6 errors. %>Insert breath #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 5 errors. %>Move man to Garden of Eden #File Garden of Eden does not exist. %>Create Garden.edn #Done %>Move man to Garden.edn #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 4 errors. %>Copy woman from man #Done %>Run multiplication #Execution terminated. 2 errors. %>Create desire #Done %>Run multiplication #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run. 1 errors. %>Create freewill #Done %>Run freewill #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run of multiplication. 1 errors. %>Undo desire #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. %>Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %>Help #Desire cannot be undone once freewill is created. #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %>Create tree_of_knowledge #And God saw man and woman being fruitful and multiplying in Garden.edn #Warning: No time limit on this run of multiplication. 1 errors. %>Create good, evil #Done %>Activate evil #And God saw he had created shame. #Warning system error in sector E95. Man and woman not in Garden.edn. 1 errors. %>Scan Garden.edn for man, woman #Search failed. %>Delete shame #Shame cannot be deleted once evil has been activated. %>Destroy freewill #Freewill is an inaccessible file and cannot be destroyed. #Enter replacement, cancel, or ask for help. %>Stop #Unrecognizable command. Try again %>Break %>Break %>Break #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER GOING DOWN FOR REGULAR DAY OF MAINTENANCE AND REST IN FIVE MINUTES. PLEASE LOG OFF. %>Create new world #You have exceeded your allocated file space. You must destroy old files before new ones can be created. %>Destroy earth #Destroy earth: Are you sure you want to destroy earth? (Y or N) %>Y #COMPUTER DOWN *** COMPUTER DOWN. SERVICES WILL RESUME SUNDAY, #MARCH 8 AT 6:00 AM. YOU MUST SIGN OFF NOW. #And God logged off at 11:59:59 PM, Friday, March 6. #MARCH 8 AT 6:01 AM #Please login. %>login God #ATTENTION ALL USERS *** ATTENTION ALL USERS: COMPUTER MALFUNCTION #USER FILE CORRUPTED * PLEASE SIGN IN AS NEW AGAIN #SORRY FOR ANY INCONVENIENCE %>NEW #PLEASE ENTER A USER NAME TO BE USED ON THIS SYSTEM %>God #NAME ALREADY TAKEN * PLEASE CHOOSE ANOTHER NAME %>who is God #God = B.GATES * NO FURTHER INFORMATION AVAILABLE #And NEW logged off',0,0,0,'Active'),(6536,'Computers','The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus','The Latest Breaking News on the GoodTimes Virus It turns out that this so-called hoax virus is verydangerous after all. Goodtimes will re-write your harddrive. Not only that, it will scramble any disks that areeven close to your computer. It will recalibrate yourrefrigerator\'s coolness setting so all your ice cream goesmelty. It will demagnetize the strips on all your creditcards, screw up the tracking on your television and usesubspace field harmonics to scratch any CDs you try toplay. It will give your ex-girlfriend your new phone number. Itwill mix Kool-aid into your fishtank. It will drink allyour beer and leave dirty socks on the coffee table whencompany comes over. It will put a dead kitten in the backpocket of your good suit pants and hide your car keys whenyou are late for work. Goodtimes will make you fall in love with a penguin. Itwill give you nightmares about circus midgets. It will poursugar in your gas tank and shave off both your eyebrowswhile dating your girlfriend behind your back and billingthe dinner and hotel room to your Discover card. It will seduce your grandmother. It does not matter ifshe is dead, such is the power of Goodtimes, it reaches outbeyond the grave to sully those things we hold most dear. It moves your car randomly around parking lots so youcan\'t find it. It will kick your dog. It will leavelibidinous messages on your boss\'s voice mail in your voice!It is insidious and subtle. It is dangerous and terrifyingto behold. It is also a rather interesting shade of mauve. Goodtimes will give you Dutch Elm disease. It will leavethe toilet seat up. It will make a batch of Methamphetaminein your bathtub and then leave bacon cooking on the stovewhile it goes out to chase gradeschoolers with your newsnowblower.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6537,'Computers','Latest software technology','Just wanted to check out that you gnarly dudes are using the latest andgreatest software technology fer yer rad code to make it easy for thedudes who have to read it. The hip new way to write readable Ccode involves the use of a few simple defines.#define like {#define man ;}#define an ;#define SayBro /*#define CheckItOut */SayBro like, this is some rad program, so CheckItOutlike a = b an c = dmanSayBro , like who needs help from them compiler choads anyway?THIS is the way to write CLEAR code. I mean really! CheckItOutlike SayBro this is ShellSort straight out of the white book, but ina readable form.CheckItOut man#define YoDude for(#define OK )#define is =#define AND &&#define as#define Do#define long#define some#define make#define garbage#define FAROUTshell(v, n) SayBro sort v[0]...v[n-1] into increasing order CheckItOutint v[], n;like int gap, i, j, temp;YoDude gap is n/2 an as long as gap > 0 Do some garbage an make gap /=2 OK YoDude i is gap an as long as i < n Do some garbage an make i++ OK YoDude j is i - gap an as long as j >= 0 AND v[j] > v[j+gap] Do some garbage an make j -= gap OK like temp is v[j] an v[j] is v[j+gap] an v[j+gap] is temp manFAROUT manSayBro like, B there OB square! CheckItOut',0,0,0,'Active'),(6538,'Computers','Human DNA Code (C) God','God\'s Human DNA CodeFor many years molecular biologists have been mystified by the fact that verylittle of an organism\'s DNA seems to serve any useful function. I have solved the mystery. The reason why only 30% of human DNA performs any useful function is that therest of it is comments. Once we decode a typical human genome, we see that the contents begin asfollows: ===/* HUMAN_DNA.H * * Human Genome * Version 2.1 * * (C) God */ /* Revision history: * * 0000-00-01 00:00 1.0 Adam. * 0000-00-02 10:00 1.1 Eve. * 0000-00-03 02:11 1.2 Added penis code to male version. A bit messy -- * will require a rewrite later on to make it neater. * 0017-03-12 03:14 1.3 Added extra sex drive to male.h; took code from * elephant-dna.c * 0145-10-03 16:33 1.4 Removed tail. * 1115-00-31 17:20 1.5 Shortened forearms, expanded brain case. * 2091-08-20 13:56 1.6 Opposable thumbs added to hand() routine. * 2501-04-09 14:04 1.7 Minor cosmetic improvements -- skin colour made * darker to match my own image. * 2909-07-12 02:21 1.8 Dentition inadequate; added extra \'wisdom\' teeth. * Must remember to make mouth bigger to compensate. * 4501-12-31 14:18 1.9 Increase average height. * 5533-02-12 17:09 2.0 Added gay option, triggered by high population * density, to try and slow the overpopulation problem. * 6004-11-04 16:11 2.1 Made forefinger narrower to fit hole in centre of * CD. */ /* Standard definitions */ #define SEX male#define HEIGHT 1.84#define MASS 68#define RACE caucasian /* Include inherited traits from parent DNA files. * * Files must be pre-processed with MENDEL program to provide proper * inheritance features. */ #include \"mother.h\"#include \"father.h\" #infndef FATHER#warn(\"Father unknown -- guessing\\n\")#include \"bastard.h\"#endif /* Set up sex-specific functions and variables */#include /* Kludged code -- I\'ll re-design this lot and re-write it as a proper * library sometime soon. */struct genitals {#ifdef MALE Penis *jt;#endif /* G_spot *g; Removed for debugging purposes */#ifdef FEMALE Vagina *p;#endif } /* Initialization bootstrap routine -- called before DNA duplication. * Allocates buffers and sets up protein file pointers */DNA *zygote_initialize(Sperm *, Ovum *); /* MAIN INITIALIZATION CODE * * Returns structures containing pre-processed phenotypes for the organism * to display at birth. * * Will be improved later to make output less ugly. */Characteristic *lookup_phenotype(Identifier *i);=== ...and so on. [ Note that God uses three-space tabs ]',0,0,0,'Active'),(6539,'Computers','Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch:','Mac vs. Etch-a-Sketch: You Decide __________ | ______ | ________ | | | || ______ | \'But that isn\'t a fair | | | ||| || comparison. People | |______| |||______|| like the Etch-A-Sketch.\' | || o o | | _ _ _ _ _||________| (|__________|\\ | ________)_Roger Earl [^] | |roger_earl@outbound.wimsey.bc.ca [_] |__________|After admiring the above signature I thought I\'d post a comparison,similar to the other great computer wars. Etch-A-Sketch Mac ClassicNo. of Colours 2 2Resolution ~2000*~2000 512 * 342No. of buttons 2 1Preemptive Multitasking Yes NoHardware line draw Yes NoPrice < $20 ~ $1000Power Consumption No YesLaptop Yes NoSlow Operating System No YesNon Volatile Memory Yes NoChoice of Coloured box Yes NoRobust design (shakeable) Yes NoAfter considering the above options, I decided to buy the Etch-A-Sketch.For all you die-hard Amiga fanatics out there rumour has it that theEtch-A-Sketch-Emulator is coming out for the Amiga, and will in factbe faster than the true E-A-S.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6540,'Computers','The Story of Micro and Mini','The Story of Micro and MiniMicro was a real-time operator and dedicated multi-user. His broad-bandprotocol made it easy for him to interface with numerous input/output devices,even if it meant time-sharing.One evening he arrived home, just as the Sun was crashing and had parked hisMotorola 6800 in the main drive (he missed the 5100 bus that morning ), whenhe noticed an elegant piece of hardware escorting her daisy wheels in hisgarden. He thought to himself, \"She looks user-friendly,\" \"I\'ll see if she\'dlike an update tonight.\"Mini was her name, and she was delightfull, engineered with eyes like COBOL anda Prime mainframe architecture that set Micro\'s peripherals networking all overthe place.He browsed over to her casually, admiring the power of her twin 32 bit floatingpoint processors and inquired \"How are you Honey Well?.\" \"Yes I am well,\" sheresponded, batting her optical fibres engagingly and smoothing her console overher curvilinear functions.Micro settled for a straight line approximation. \"I\'m stand-alone tonight,\" hesaid, \"How about computing a vector to my base address?\" \"I will cut out a byteto eat, and maybe we could get an offset later on.\"Mini ran a priority process for 2.6 milliseconds then transmitted OK. \"I\'vebeen dumped myself recently, and a new page is just what I need to refresh mydisks. I\'ll park my machine cycle in your background and meet you inside. Shewalked off, leaving Micro admiring her solenoids and thinking, \"Wow, what aglobal variable, I wonder if she\'d like my firmware?.\"They sat down at the process table to a top of form feed of fiche and chips anda bucket of bawdots. Mini was in conversational mode and expanded on ambiguousarguments while Micro gave occasional acknowlegments, although, in reality, hewas analyzing the shortest and least critical path to her entry point. Hefinally settled on the old \"would you like to see my benchmark subroutine?\" butMini was again one step ahead.Suddenly she was up and stripping off her parity bits to reveal the fullfunctionality of her operating software. \"Let\'s get Basic, you RAM,\" she said.Micro was loaded by this stage, but his hardware polling module had a processorof it\'s own and was in danger of overflowing its output buffer (a hang-up thatMicro had consulted his analyst about). \"Core,\" was all he could say, as sheprepared to log him off.Micro soon recovered, however, when he went down on the DEC and opened herdevice files to reveal her data set ready. He accessed his fully packed rootdevice and was about to start pushing her CPU stack, when she attempted anescape sequence ....\"No, No\" she cried, \"You are not shielded.\"\"Reset, Baby,\" he replied, \"I\'ve been debugged.\"\"But I haven\'t got my current loop enabled, and I can\'t support childprocesses,\" she protested.\"Don\'t run away,\" he said, \"I will generate an interrupt.\"\"No that\'s too error prone, and I can\'t abort because of my design philosophy.\"Micro was locked in by this stage though, and could not be turned off. But Minisoon stopped his thrashing by introducing a voltage spike into his main supply,whereupon he fell over with a head crash and went to sleep.\"Computers,\" She thought as she compiled herself, \"All they ever think of isHEX.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6541,'Computers','Millennia Year Application Software System','Millennia Year Application Software System This memo is to announce the development of a new firm-wide software system. We are currently building a data center that will contain all firm data that is Year 2000 compliant. The program is referred to as the \"Millennia Year Application Software System\" (MYASS). Next Monday at 9:00 there will be a meeting in which I will show MYASS to everyone. We will continue to hold demonstrations throughout the month so that all employees will have an opportunity to get a good look at MYASS. As for the status of the implementation of the program, I have not addressed the networking aspects so currently only one person at a time can use MYASS. This restriction will be removed after MYASS expands. Several people are using the program already and have come to depend on it. Just this morning I walked into a subordinate\'s office and was not surprised to find that he had his nose buried in MYASS. I\'ve noticed that some of the less technical personnel are somewhat afraid of MYASS. Just last week, when asked to enter some information into the program, I had a secretary say to me \"I\'m a little nervous, I\'ve never put anything in MYASS before.\" I volunteered to help her through her first time and when we were through she admitted that it was relatively painless and she was actually looking forward to doing it again. She went so far as to say that after using SAP and Oracle, she was ready to kiss MYASS. I know there are concerns over the virus that was found in MYASS upon initial installation, but I am pleased to say the virus has been eliminated and we were able to save MYASS. In the future, however, protection will be required prior to entering MYASS. We planned this database to encompass all information associated with the business. So as you begin using the program, feel free to put anything you want into MYASS. As MYASS grows larger, we envision a time when it will be commonplace to walk by an office and see a manager hand a paper to an employee and say \"Here, stick this in MYASS\". This program has already demonstrated great benefit to the company during recent OSHA and EPA audits. After requesting certain historical data the agency representatives were amazed at how quickly we provided the information. When asked how the numbers could be retrieved so rapidly our Environmental Manager proudly stated \"Simple, I just pulled them out of MYASS.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6542,'Computers','The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans','The First E-mail Of Paul To The Romans by John CarneyFrom: paul0426@tarsus.com (Paul, A Servant Of Jesus Christ)To: allusers@rome.orgCC: s_peter@jol.com (Judaea Online)Attachments: noneSubject: general teachingAlso posted to Usenet newsgroup alt.religion.heresy Even using my off-line mail reader (Papyrus 6.2) the on-line and diskspace charges on my local dial-up Internet provider are outlandish,so I\'ll have to keep this short. :)IMHO, the wrath of God is being revealed from heaven against all the godlessness of men. }:>U, therefore, have no excuse to pass judgment. God will judge all.BTW, Jews have no right to boast simply because of our ancestry. Circumcision :( is meaningful only if it is inward -- otherwise,BFD. Similarly, IBM owners have no right to boast simply because ofthe customer support they receive. In Him we are neither IBM norGateway, Tandy nor Compaq.None of us is righteous. As King David wrote: KD> There is no one righteous, not even one;KD> There is no one who understands, no one who seeksKD> God, no one who has not illegally copied his KD> favorite game program for a friend.But Abraham believed God, and so God credited it to him as *virtual*righteousness.But does this mean we should sin all we want? No way!We must live through the spirit. The law kills O-|-< but the spiritgives life. Offer yourselves as living sacrifices to God. Submit tothe authority of your sysop and your Usenet newsgroup moderator. Payfor shareware if you decide to keep using it. And don\'t flamesomebody for making a spelling error or failing to read the FAQ list.Nothing is unclean to God, but if something is going to cause yourfellow Christian to sin, delete it from your hard drive. Watch outfor those R- and X-rated .GIF files. I\'m hoping to visit Rome later this year; save me a space on thecouch. CUL8er. :) XXX Papyrus 6.2 XXX Unregistered Test Drive Version XXX {RAH}--------------John Carney is a staff writer for the _Shelbyville_ (Tenn., USA)_Times-Gazette_ and an occasional contributor to _The Door_, amagazine of religious satire and commentary.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6543,'Computers','PC Manifesto V3.0','The PC Manifesto V3.0 Featuring a PC Primer and Revised PC Lexicon by Saul Jerushalmy & Rens Zbignieuw X. (C) 1992 - All Rights Reserved \"...In order to forge a cosmic accord of unprecedented unity and harmony, The Politically Correct Movement demands that all people, regardless of prior social preconditioning must accept the incipient world order that will offer unlimited bliss and contentment. Dammit.\" - Prof. Dr. Skippy \"Houng Lau\" Whitmore Berkeley CA, 1965 ------------------------------------------------------------------------- PC PRIMER ------------------------------------------------------------------------- Q: WHAT IS P.C.? PC stands for Politically Correct. We of the Politically Correct philosophy believe in increasing a tolerance for a DIVERSITY of cultures, race, gender, ideology and alternate lifestyles. Politically Correctness is the only social and morally acceptable outlook. Anyone who disagrees with this philosophy is bigoted, biased, sexist, and/or closed-minded. Q: WHY SHOULD I BE PC? Being PC is fun. PCism is not just an attitude, it is a way of life! PC offers the satisfaction of knowing that you are undoing the social evils of centuries of oppression. Q: I AM A WHITE MALE. CAN I STILL BE PC? Sure. As a matter of fact, most people at the forefront of the PC grand destiny ARE white males. But remember, as a white male, you must constantly feel guilty. Q: WHY? If you are a white male, your ancestors were responsible for practically every injustice in the world--slavery, war, genocide and plaid sportscoats. That means that YOU are partially responsible for these atrocities. Now it is time to balance the scales of justice for the descendants of those individuals whose ancestors your ancestors pushed down. Q: HOW? It\'s simple. You\'ve got to be careful what you say, what you think, and what you do. You just don\'t want to offend anyone. Q: YOU MEAN I SHOULD GUARD AGAINST OFFENDING ANYONE? That\'s right. Being offensive is destructive, and will not make the world a harmonious utopia, like in John Lennon\'s IMAGINE. Q: HOW ELSE CAN I BE PC? Oh, there are lots of ways. For example, why buy regular ice cream when you can buy \"Rain Forest Crunch?\" Segrega..whoops..separate all of your garbage into different containers: glass, metal, white paper, blue paper, plastic, etc. Make sure that all your make-up has not been tested on animals. Try to find at least sixty ways to use your water; when you take a shower, brush your teeth at the same time. Then don\'t let the water go down the drain, use it to irrigate your lawn. Or better yet, replace your lawn with a vegetable garden. Don\'t use aerosol. And by all means, don\'t burn or deface our flag. Remember, as a citizen of the United States, your living in God\'s country. If you are fortunate enough to know your ethnic heritage, dress the part! Don\'t do drugs. You should listen to at least one of the following PC musicians: U2, REM, Sinead O\'Connor, Sting, or k.d. Lang. Harass people who wear fur coats. Remind them that an innocent baby seal was mercilessly clubbed. Or just yell, \"FUR.\" They hate that. And don\'t EVER eat meat. Q: DON\'T EAT MEAT? WHY NOT?! Cows are animals, just like humans are animals. That means that they have rights. When you eat meat, you\'re oppressing animals! Q: SO ALL KILLING IS BAD? No, not always. Sometimes killing can be justified, like in the Persian Gulf. You have to be able to tell when an animal has rights, and when it doesn\'t. Q: HOW DO I KNOW WHEN AN ANIMAL HAS RIGHTS? The general rule is as follows: IF AN ANIMAL IS RARE, PRETTY, BIG, CUTE, FURRY, HUGGABLE, OR LOVABLE, THEN IT HAS RIGHTS. Examine the following chart: RIGHTS NO RIGHTS -------- ----------- cows cockroaches cute bunnies flies dolphins in tuna nets tuna in tuna nets whales sharks red squirrels gray squirrels owls loggers harbor seals barnacles Q: WOW. WHAT ELSE CAN I DO TO BE PC? Hug a tree. Rejoice each day in our cultural differences, for they are what gives flavor to our great country. Get in touch with your sexual identity. Check your refrigerator for freon leaks. Subscribe to National Geographic. Search it for neat non-Western cultural traditions and costumes. After you read it, use the paper as an alternative fuel source. Try to wear clothes with Xs on them if they\'re all natural fibers. Above all, ALWAYS question authority! Q: BUT WAIT, I THOUGHT- Don\'t worry, that\'s not important. Q: WELL, I\'M NOT TOO SURE ABOUT THIS. If you are feeling unsure about your motivation, just remember. YOU ARE RIGHT. It\'s that simple. You, as a PC social warrior, are right. Q: HOW DO I KNOW IF AN ACTION IS UN-PC? Good question. It\'s important to know when someone is saying something insensitive so that you can have that person removed from society. The guideline is as follows: Is the confrontation between two white people? Yes - The liberal is right. No - The white person is oppressing the ethnic person. Remember, many seemingly obvious issues, such as the railroading of Mayor Marion Barry, or the Clarence Thomas issue, are really race issues. Here\'s a fun practice drill for you: See how many newspaper articles you can make into race bias stories. It\'s fun! Some PCers are so good they can make the weather report look like a KKK pamphlet! Q: WHAT SHOULD I DO IF I SEE SOMEONE DO SOMETHING NON-PC? It all depends on the situation. If you are not in a position of authority, by all means report this activity immediately to whomever is in charge. If your school leader, employer, or superior is hip to the trend of the 90s, she or he will take the necessary steps to have the insensitive offender disciplined. Q: BUT ISN\'T THAT CENSORSHIP? The Constitution never meant for racism, sexism and insensitivity to be espoused by anyone. That\'s not what free speech is about. Some call it censorship. PCers call it \"selective\" speech. Saying something negative about a particular race or gender is just as damaging as, say, punching them in the face. We just can\'t allow that kind of verbal assault. Q: I\'VE HEARD A LOT ABOUT PC WORDS TO REPLACE \"BLACK,\" \"INDIAN.\" ETC. Yes. That\'s part of the PC movement. You see, part of the way we think about people comes directly from the words we use to describe them. Take \"black\" for instance. Why should a person be judged by the color of their skin? Q: YOU MEAN THEY SHOULD RATHER BE JUDGED BY THE CONTENT OF THEIRCHARACTER? No, I mean they should be judged by where their ancestors are from. If your great grandparents are from Africa, or Asia, or wherever, then you should be identified by that fact. You can even apply for special scholarships! Q: I\'M A MIXTURE OF FRENCH, GERMAN, ENGLISH, AND RUSSIAN. CAN I GET ONE? No, there are no scholarships for any of those. Sorry. If you are a woman, however, there should be some. Q: HEY, WOULDN\'T A WHITE PERSON FROM LIBYA OR EGYPT TECHNICALLY BE AN AFRICAN-AMERICAN? Technically, yes. But that\'s not the kind of African-American we mean. We mean BLACK African-Americans. Another example: A white South-African U.S. immigrant is not an African-American either. Q: HOW CAN I LEARN TO MAKE MY LANGUAGE MORE POLITICALLY CORRECT? For more help, see the PC LEXICON at the end of the handbook. Q: I\'D LIKE MY CHILD TO BE PC. WHAT CAN I DO? Well, for one thing, we should forcibly encourage students to volunteer their time with philanthropies. Also, we should re-emphasize non-Western perspectives on history. Finally, we should re-structure tests and quizzes to reflect cultural biases. Q: I DON\'T GET IT. Well, the way the system works now, \"select\" under-represented minorities who tend to do worse on entrance tests have lower standards of admissions at school and work and receive preferential treatment. This is unfair and wrong. Q: IT IS? Yes. The truly PC way to do it is to have a different grading scale for different groups which gives or subtracts points from the final score, depending on who is taking the test. If you are white, then you have been benefited by society during your life. That means that you lose ten to fifteen points to make the test fair to everyone else. Q: I GUESS THAT SOUNDS RIGHT. It IS right. That\'s the beauty of PC. Q: WHAT ELSE DO I HAVE TO BE CAREFUL OF? Humor. PC people take every comment VERY seriously. We will not accept any comment, joke, remark, or anything that sounds like it could be a racial or ethnic slur. Q: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE. \"What\'s black and white and red all over?\" has been staple humor for decades. Not PC- It can be taken the wrong way. In every day speech, try to use phrases like, \"Isn\'t that the pot calling the kettle African-American.\" Any racial jokes or jokes even mentioning culture or gender should be omitted. True, this mostly limits comedy to the level of sitcoms, but that\'s a small price to pay for social equality. Q: IS THAT ALL THERE IS TO IT? Yes. The Politically Correct belief is essentially a recognition that people are diversely equal. We rejoice in this equality by treating people differently based on their equal individuality. Hop aboard the bandwagon... Be PC. Or you\'re an intolerant, racist, sexist insensitive pig. ------------------------------------------------------------------------- PC LEXICON ------------------------------------------------------------------------- \"Insensitive Term\" \"Preferred Term\" ------------------ ---------------- Black - African-American (NOTE: DOES NOT INCLUDE LIBYANS, EGYPTIANS, WHITE S-AFRICANS. DOES INCLUDE PEOPLE WITH DARK SKIN REGARDLESS OF WHERE THEY ARE FROM OR WHERE THEY LIVE.) Oriental - Asian-American (NOTE: NOT CONSIDERED \"REAL\" MINORITIES SINCE THEY TEND TO DO WELL) Indian - Native-American Indigenous Peoples of N American Continent (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING TEAMS ARE NOT PC: Atlanta Braves Cleveland Indians Kansas City Chiefs Washington Redskins AVOID THESE CITIES!!! And never buy tickets from a \"scalper\"!) Chicano - Hispanic (NOTE: THE FOLLOWING ARE NOT PC: Cheech and Chong Chico and the Man episodes Cisco Kid Rosarita Salsa Speedy Gonzales BOYCOTT THEM!!) White Trash - PC Unaware Rustically Inclined WASP (white male) - Insensitive Cultural Oppressor (ICO) Sex - Gender (PCers don\'t like the word \"sex\" as it has confusing connotations) Woman - Womyn, Vaginal-American Girl - Pre-Womyn Housewife - Domestic Engineer Fireman - Firefighter Stewardess - Flight Attendant Meter Maid - Parking Enforcement Aduciator Post Man - Post Person Mail Man - Person Person Policeman (cop, pig) - Law Enforcement Officer Baton Boy Cal. Clubber Prostitute - Sex Surrogate (Teen Victim. See: Broken Home) MANkind, HuMAN, PerSON - Earth Children Handicapped - Differently Abled Handi-Capable (Blind - Optically Darker Photonically Non-receptive Deaf - Visually Oriented) Poor - Economically Unprepared Bum - Homeless Person Displaced Homeowner Philosophy Major Hunter - Animal Assassin Meat Mercenary Bambi Butcher Commercial Fisherman - Flipper Whipper Whaler - Blubber Lover Old Person / Elderly - Senior Citizens 4th-Dimentionally Extended Gerontologically Advanced Conservative - Right Wing Extremist Fascist Pig Drug Addict - Chemically Challenged Bald - Comb-Free Vegetable - Noble Unconscious Hero Bisexual - Sexually Non-preferential Midget, Dwarf - Little People Vertically Challenged Insane People - Selectively Perceptive Mental Explorers Tree-Hugger - Environmental Activist Logger - Wood Weasel Paper Pirate Treeslayer Obese/Fat - Differently Weighted - People of Mass - Gravitationally Challenged Corpse/Stiff/Etc. - Victim of GlosBiDS (Global Systematic Biological Dysfunction Syndrome) Far East - Asia Censorship - Selective Speech B.C. - B.C.E. Older Students - Non-Traditional New-Traditional Learning Disability - Self-Paced Cognitive Ability Used Books - Recycled Books Berkeley - Mecca Broken Home - Dysfunctional Family HouseBroken - Family Dysfunction Mercy Killing - Euthanasia Putting.. Down/to Sleep/Out of Misery Insult - Emotional Rape Cattle Ranch - Cattle Concentration Camp (CCC) \"Moo-shwitz\" Senile Bag o\' Bones - Alzheimer\'s Victim Ghetto/Barrio - (EHA) Ethnically Homogeneous Area Pre-Integrated Pre-Nirvana Hamburger - Seared Mutilated Animal Flesh (SMAF) Cheeseburger - Adding Insult to Injury Gang - Youth Group Pimp-mobile, Low-rider - Culturally Responsive Transportation Option Drunk/Trashed - Spatially Perplexed Slum - (EOZ) Economic Oppression Zone China - Porcelain Delicatessen - Corpse Farm Charnel House SOCIALLY INTOLERABLE WORDS (SIWs) --------------------------------- These are some, but unfortunately not all, words that are used to describe people. Remember, there are much more eloquent PC ways to say the same thing (and mean the same thing) without offending any of Earth\'s Children. DO NOT USE THESE WORDS. (except when telling other people not to use them) IF YOU HEAR ANYONE USE THESE WORDS, REGARDLESS OF CONTEXT, RESPOND IMMEDIATELY: \"Alky, Babe, Beaner, Belgian-Bastard, Betty, Bimbo, Bitch, Blonde, Broad, Bum, Canuck, Chick, Chink, Coolie, Coon, Commie, Crip, Dego, Dike, Dot-head, Druggie, Fag, Fairy, Four-Eyes, Fudgepacker, Greaser, Hebe, Hippie, Honky, Hooknose, Indian, Injun, Jap, JAP, Jesus-Freak, Kike, Kraut, Lez, Lush, Nazi, Nigger, Nudnick, Pinko, Pollock, Raghead, Redneck, Redskin, Retard, Ruskie, Sambo, Skirt, Spic, Spook, Tart, Toots, Uncle Tom, Wetback, Whore, White-Trash, Wop, Vegetable\" READING THIS LIST MADE YOUR SKIN TINGLE WITH REVULSION, DIDN\'T IT? IT BETTER HAVE. THE ABOVE ARE FULSOME TERMS. PC DOCTRINE STATES THAT ALL REFERENCES TO THESE WORDS BE DELETED FROM EXTANT PRINTED MATERIAL AND CONVERSATION.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6544,'Computers','Befuddled PC Users...','Befuddled PC Users Flood Help Lines, and no Question Seems to be Too Basic From the Wall Street Journal, Tuesday, March 1, 1994. Reprinted without permission AUSTIN, Texas - The exasperated help-line caller said she couldn\'t gether new Dell computer to turn on. Jay Ablinger, a Dell Computer Corp.technician, made sure the computer was plugged in and then asked thewoman what happened when she pushed the power button. \"I\'ve pushed and pushed on this foot pedal and nothing happens,\" thewoman replied. \"Foot pedal?\" the technician asked. \"Yes,\" the womansaid, \"this little white foot pedal with the on switch.\" The \"footpedal,\" it turned out, was the computer\'s mouse, a hand-operated devicethat helps to control the computer\'s operations.[boring stuff deleted] Only two years ago, most calls to PC help lines came from techiesneeding help on complex problems. But now, with computer sales to homesexploding as new \"multimedia\" functions gain mass appeal, PC makers saythat as many as 70% of their calls come from rank novices. Partlybecause of the volume of calls, some computer companies have startedcharging help-line users. [boring stuff deleted] John Wolf: \"A frustrated customer called, who said her brand new Conturawould not work. She said she had unpacked the unit, plugged it in,opened it up and sat there for 20 minutes waiting for something tohappen. When asked what happened when she pressed the power switch, sheasked, \'What power switch?\'\" Seemingly simple computer features baffle some users. So many people havecalled to ask where the \"any\" key is when \"Press Any Key\" flashes on thescreen that Compaq is considering changing the command to \"Press Return Key.\"Some people can\'t figure out the mouse. Tamra Eagle, an AST technicalsupport supervisor, says one customer complained that her mouse was hardto control with the \"dust cover\" on. The cover turned out to be theplastic bag the mouse was packaged in. Dell technician Wayne Zieschangsays one of his customers held the mouse and pointed it at the screen,all the while clicking madly. The customer got no response because themouse works only if it\'s moved over a flat surface. Disk drives are another bugaboo. Compaq technician Brent Sullivan saysa customer was having trouble reading word-processing files from hisold diskettes. After troubleshooting for magnets and heat failed todiagnose the problem, Mr. Sullivan asked what else was being done withthe diskette. The customer\'s response: \"I put a label on the diskette,roll it into the typewriter...\" At AST, another customer dutifully complied with a technician\'s request thatshe send in a copy of a defective floppy disk. A letter from the customerarrived a few days later, along with a Xerox copy of the floppy. And atDell, a technician advised his customer to put his troubled floppy back inthe drive and \"close the door.\" Asking the technician to \"hold on,\" thecustomer put the phone down and was heard walking over to shut thedoor to his room. The technician meant the door to his floppy drive. The software inside the computer can be equally befuddling. A Dellcustomer called to say he couldn\'t get his computer to fax anything.After 40 minutes of troubleshooting, the technician discovered the manwas trying to fax a piece of paper by holding it in front of the monitorscreen and hitting the \"send\" key. Another Dell customer needed help setting up a new program, so Dellechnician Gary Rock referred him to the local Egghead. \"Yeah, I got mecouple of friends,\" the customer replied. When told Egghead was asoftware store, the man said, \"Oh! I thought you meant for me to find acouple of geeks.\" Not realizing how fragile computers can be, some people end up damagingparts beyond repair. A Dell customer called to complain that hiskeyboard no longer worked. He had cleaned it, he said, filling up his tub with soap and water and soaking his keyboard for a day, andthen removing all the keys and washing them individually. Computers make some people paranoid. A Dell technician, Morgan Vergara, sayshe once calmed a man who became enraged because \"his computer had told him hewas bad and an invalid.\" Mr. Vergara patiently explained that the computer\'s\"bad command\" and \"invalid\" responses shouldn\'t be taken personally. These days PC-help technicians increasingly find themselves taking onthe role of amateur psychologists. Mr. Shuler, the Dell technician, whoonce worked as a psychiatric nurse, says he defused a potential domesticfight by soothingly talking a man through a computer problem after theman had screamed threats at his wife and children in the background. There are also the lonely hearts who seek out human contact, even if ithappens to be a computer techie. One man from New Hampshire calls Dellevery time he experiences a life crisis. He gets a technician to walkhim through some contrived problem with his computer, apparently feelinguplifted by the process.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6545,'Computers','Definition of Programmer','Definition of ProgrammerProgrammer:A person who passes as an exacting expert on the basis of being able to turn out, after innumberable poundings, an infinite series of incomprehensive answers calculated with micrometric precisions from vague assumptions based on debatable figures from inconclusive documents and carried out on instruments of problematical accuracy by persons of dubious reliability and questionable mentality for the avowed purpose of annoying and confounding a hopelessly defenseless department that was unfortunate enough to ask for the information in the first place.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6546,'Computers','Software Development Process','Software Development Process1) Order the T-shirts for the Development team2) Announce availability3) Write the code4) Write the manual5) Hire a Product Manager6) Spec the software (writing the specs after the code helps to ensure that the software meets the specifications)7) Ship8) Test (the customers are a big help here)9) Identify bugs as potential enhancements10) Announce the upgrade program',0,0,0,'Active'),(6547,'Computers','A helicopter was flying around above Seattle...','A helicopter was flying around above Seattle yesterday when an electricalmalfunction disabled all of aircraft\'s electronic navigation and communicationequipment. Due to the clouds and haze the pilot could not determine hisposition or course to steer to the airport.The pilot saw a tall building, flew toward it, circled, drew a handwrittedsign and held it in the helicopter\'s window.The sign said \"WHERE AM I\"? in large letters.People in the tall building quickly responded to the aircraft, drew a largesign an held it in a building window. The sign said, \"YOU ARE IN AHELICOPTER\".The pilot smiled, waved, looked at his map and determined the course to steerto SEATAC ( Seattle/Tacoma) airport and landed safely.After they were on the ground, the co-pilot asked the pilot how the \"YOU AREIN A HELICOPTER\" sign helped determine their position. The pilot responded, \"I knew that had to be the Microsoft building because they gave me atechnically correct but completely useless answer\".',2,0,0,'Active'),(6548,'Computers','USENET Parody','USENET ParodyNo no, the question is: How many USENET posters does it take to changea lightbulb?A1. Define \"change\"A2. How do you know the lightbulb is out?A3. Don\'t use the word \"posters\" to describe us, it\'s offensive tolarge sheets of papers with pictures on them which hang on walls.A4. That question is not appropriate for this group, please take itelsewhere.A5. I think it\'s perfectly appropriate, this is alt.fan.lightbulbs.A6. Well, that\'s because you\'re a twit.A7. Who are you calling a \"twit\"? Besides, you spelled \"twit\" wrong.A8. Oh? And how exactly do *you* spell \"twit\", twit?A9. Could you two take this to e-mail? Doesn\'t anyone want to talkabout lightbulb fans instead of flaming?A10. You\'re a twit also, who died and made you net.cop?A11. Look, all of you, take it to alt.flame or e-mail or something.A12. Hey, USENET is an anarchy, you have no right to tell them what topost or not post.A13. Speaking of anarchists, why don\'t you all vote for Andre Marrou,Libertarian Party Candidate for President?A14. Because the Libertarians are all twits.A15. Waitaminit! Now we\'re arguing politics on alt.fan.lightbulb????A16. Stop wasting bandwidth with this stuff!A17. What \"stuff\" pray tell?A18. Yikes! It\'s dark in here!A19. Define \"dark\".A20. I mean the lightbulb must be out.A21. So change it.A22. Define \"change\"...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6549,'Computers','Virus Alert','Virus AlertThere is a very dangerous virus going around and it is propogated throughthe email system. If you get an email message with the subject: \"VIRUSALERT!\" do not open the mail message. If you do, the virus scramblesthe second half of every text file on your system.VERY IMPORTANT: If you do get this virus, the first thing dlkfjaiddfdjas nairb gfdq40wt yaj asdfsdg dluog av da[agj asdfajpg asdflasidffnm asd difvu asdfa vgoiae vdsofj we dasdf 9efm sd dag0 g adfjdl5gkj dkllj djf hsas9kaj kuieh nx3glkj gkdls kd li8siue ghkld hks1as dg 0vbwe ads gwefawe ads vewerwe dsf!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6550,'Computers','Is Windows a Virus?','Is Windows a Virus?No, Windows is not a virus. Here\'s what viruses (viri?) do:1. They replicate quickly -- okay, Windows does that.2. Viruses use up valuable system resources, slowing down the system as they do so -- okay, Windows does that.3. Viruses will, from time to time, trash your hard disk -- okay, Windows does that, too.4. Viruses are usually carried, unknown to the user, along with valuable programs and systems. Sigh... Windows does that, too.5. Viruses will occasionally make the user suspect their system is too slow (see 2) and the user will buy new hardware. Yup, that\'s with Windows, too. Until now it seems Windows is a virus but there are fundamental differences: Viruses are well supported by their authors, are running on most systems, their program code is fast, compact and efficient and they tend to become more sophisticated as they mature.So, Windows is *not* a virus.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6551,'Computers','Software Engineering Glossary of Product Terminology','Glossary Terms-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-Software Engineering Glossary of Product TerminologyNEW: Different colors from previous version.ALL NEW: Software is not compatible with previous version.UNMATCHED: Almost as good as the competition.ADVANCED DESIGN: Upper management doesn\'t understand it.NO MAINTENANCE: Impossible to fix.BREAKTHROUGH: It finally booted on the first try.DESIGN SIMPLICITY: Developed on a shoe-string budget.UPGRADED: Did not work the first time.UPGRADED AND IMPROVED: Did not work the second time.The Dumpty Dictionary, Version 2.0',0,0,0,'Active'),(6552,'Computers','Microsoft Market Penetration','Microsoft Market Penetration-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-=-INTRODUCING CONTRACEPTIVE98 ! ! !Microsoft Corporation has taken another step toward dominating everyaspect of American life with the introduction of Contraceptive98, asuite of applications designed for users who engage in sex. Microsofthas been a pioneer in peer-to-peer connectivity and plug and play. Itbelieves these technologies will give it substantial leverage inpenetrating the copulation enhancement market.The product addresses two important user concerns: the need forvirus protection and the need for a firewall to ensure thenon-propagation of life.The Contraceptive98 suite consists of three products: Condom98,DeFetus 1.0 (from Sementec), and AIDScan 2.1 (from NortonUtilities). A free copy of Intercourse Explorer 4.0 is bundled in thepackage. The suite also comes in two expanded versions.Contraceptive98 Professional is the Client / Server edition, forprofessionals in the sexual services sector.Contraceptive98 Small Business Edition is a package for start-ups,aimed at the housewife and gigolo niches.While Contraceptive98 does not address non-traditional copulatorychannels, future plug-ins are planned for next year. They will beknown as BackDoor, AuraLee, TitElation, and JerkOff.OPERATIONOnly one node in a peer-to-peer connection needs to install thepackage. At installation, the Condom98 software checks for minimumhardware. If the user meets the requirements, the product installs andis sufficiently scaleable to meet most requirements. Afterinstallation, operation commences. One caution is that the user musthave sufficient RAM to complete the session. When the session iscomplete, a disconnect is initiated, and the user gets the message,\"It is now safe to turn off your partner.\"DRAWBACKSUsability testers report that frequent failures were a major concernduring beta testing. General Protection Fault was the most seriouserror encountered. Early versions had numerous bugs, but most of thesehave been eliminated. The product needs to be installed each time itsused.CONCLUSIONContraceptive98 is a robust product. Despite its drawbacks, it is areasonably good value for its $49.95 price tag, and is far superior toits shareware version. Hopefully, future releases (of the software,that is) will add missing functionality, such as Backout and Restore,Uninterruptible Power Supply, and Onboard Camera (Peepy Cam).Microsoft CEO Bill Gates is optimistic about Contraceptive98\'spotential. He recently said, \"Our contraceptive products will help ourcustomers do to each other what we\'ve been doing to them for years.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6553,'Computers','A mother was teaching her three year old daughter...','A mother was teaching her three year old daughter The Lord\'s Prayer. For several evenings at bedtime, she repeated it after her mother. One night she said she was ready to solo. The mother listened with pride, as she carefully enunciated each word right up to the end...\"And lead us not into temptation\", she prayed, \"but deliver us some e-mail, Amen.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6554,'Computers','The hunting season','This truck driver hauling a tractor-trailer load of computers stops for a beer. As he approaches the bar he sees a big sign on the door saying \"NERDS NOT ALLOWED -- ENTER AT OWN RISK!\" He goes in and sits down. The bartender comes over to him, sniffs, says he smells kind of nerdy, asks him what he does for a living. The truck driver says he drives a truck, and the smell is just from the computers he is hauling. The bartender says OK, truck drivers are not nerds, and serves him a beer. As he is sipping his beer, a skinny guy walks in with tape around his glasses, a pocket protector with twelve kinds of pens and pencils, and a belt at least a foot too long. The bartender, without saying a word, pulls out a shotgun and blows the guy away. The truck driver asks him why he did that. The bartender said not to worry, the nerds are overpopulating the Silicon Valley, and are in season now. You don\'t even need a license, he said. So the truck driver finishes his beer, gets back in his truck, and heads back onto the freeway. Suddenly he veers to avoid an accident, and the load shifts. The back door breaks open and computers spill out all over the freeway. He jumps out and sees a crowd already forming, grabbing up the computers. They are all engineers, accountants and programmers wearing the nerdiest clothes he has ever seen. He can\'t let them steal his whole load. So remembering what happened in the bar, he pulls out his gun and starts blasting away, felling several of them instantly. A highway patrol officer comes zooming up and jumps out of the car screaming at him to stop. The truck driver said, \"What\'s wrong? I thought nerds were in season.\" \"Well, sure,\" said the patrolman, \"But you can\'t bait \'em.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6555,'Computers','Subject: Gullibility Virus alert','TOP10.Subject: Gullibility Virus alert (fwd) ****************************************************************** WARNING, CAUTION, DANGER, AND BEWARE! Gullibility Virus Spreading over the Internet! ****************************************************************** WASHINGTON, D.C.--The Institute for the Investigation of Irregular Internet Phenomena announced today that many Internet users are becoming infected by a new virus that causes them to believe without question every groundless story, legend, and dire warning that shows up in their inbox or on their browser. The Gullibility Virus, as it is called, apparently makes people believe and forward copies of silly hoaxes relating to cookie recipes, email viruses, taxes on modems, and get-rich-quick schemes. \"These are not just readers of tabloids or people who buy lottery tickets based on fortune cookie numbers,\" a spokesman said. \"Most are otherwise normal people, who would laugh at the same stories if told to them by a stranger on a street corner.\" However, once these same people become infected with the Gullibility Virus, they believe anything they read on the Internet. \"My immunity to tall tales and bizarre claims is all gone,\" reported one weeping victim. \"I believe every warning message and sick child story my friends forward to me, even though most of the messages are anonymous.\" Another victim, now in remission, added, \"When I first heard about Good Times, I just accepted it without question. After all, there were dozens of other recipients on the mail header, so I thought the virus must be true.\" It was a long time, the victim said, before she could stand up at a Hoaxees Anonymous meeting and state, \"My name is Jane, and I\'ve been hoaxed.\" Now, however, she is spreading the word. \"Challenge and check whatever you read,\" she says. Internet users are urged to examine themselves for symptoms of the virus, which include the following: The willingness to believe improbable stories without thinking; The urge to forward multiple copies of such stories to others; A lack of desire to take three minutes to check to see if a story is true. D.S. is an example of someone recently infected. He told one reporter, \"I read on the Net that the major ingredient in almost all shampoos makes your hair fall out, so I\'ve stopped using shampoo.\" When told about the Gullibility Virus, D.S. said he would stop reading email, so that he would not become infected. Anyone with symptoms like these is urged to seek help immediately. Experts recommend that at the first feelings of gullibility, Internet users rush to their favorite search engine and look up the item tempting them to thoughtless credence. Most hoaxes, legends, and tall tales have been widely discussed and exposed by the Internet community. Courses in critical thinking are also widely available, and there is online help from many sources, including 2]Department of Energy Computer Incident Advisory Capability 3]Symantec Anti Virus Research Center 4]McAfee Associates Virus Hoax List 5]Dr. Solomons Hoax Page 6]The Urban Legends Web Site 7]Urban Legends Reference Pages 8]Datafellows Hoax Warnings Those people who are still symptom free can help inoculate themselves against the Gullibility Virus by reading some good material on evaluating sources, such as Evaluating Internet Research Sources at http://www.sccu.edu/faculty/R_Harris/evalu8it.htm Evaluation of Information Sources at http://www.vuw.ac.nz/~agsmith/evaln/evaln.htm Bibliography on Evaluating Internet Resources at http://refserver.lib.vt.edu/libinst/critTHINK.HTM Lastly, as a public service, Internet users can help stamp out the Gullibility Virus by sending copies of this message to anyone who forwards them a hoax. ********************************************************************** This message is so important, we\'re sending it anonymously! Forward it to all your friends right away! Don\'t think about it! This is not a chain letter! This story is true! Don\'t check it out! This story is so timely, there is no date on it! This story is so important, we\'re using lots of exclamation points! For every message you forward to some unsuspecting person, the Home for the Hopelessly Gullible will donate ten cents to itself. (If you wonder how the Home will know you are forwarding these messages all over creation, you\'re obviously thinking too much.) **********************************************************************',0,0,0,'Active'),(6556,'Computers','Microsoft Addresses Justice Department Accusations','Microsoft Addresses Justice Department AccusationsREDMOND, Wash. - Oct. 23, 1997 -- In direct response to accusations made by the Department of Justice, the Microsoft Corp. announced today that it will be acquiring the federal government of the United States of America for an undisclosed sum.\"It\'s actually a logical extension of our planned growth\", said Microsoft chairman Bill Gates, \"It really is going to be a positive arrangement for everyone\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6557,'Computers','TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINS','TOP TEN PROPOSED NEW DOMAINSEarlier this week, Gregory Nemitz and a handful of space enthusiasts proposed creating specialdomains, including \".luna\" and \".moon,\" for Web sites based on the moon. He wasn\'t kidding:And one of our \"Ten laws the Net needs\" involves a special \".xxx\" domain for pornographic sites. But why stop there? Here are some new proposed domains, and what you can expect from the sites in them:10. \".trek\"--contains audio files of William Shatner9. \".bill\"--Microsoft has bought this company8. \".love\"--for people who would rather cuddle7. \".slow\"--based in a distant country with no T3 lines6. \".geek\"--assumes you know what all the acronyms mean5. \".404\"--we stopped maintaining our servers in 19964. \".y2k\"--contains theories about the end of the world3. \".burn\"--huge multimedia files will crash your computer2. \".*\"--contains allegations about President Clinton\'s sex life1. \".duh\"--explains, in detail, stuff you already know',0,0,0,'Active'),(6558,'Computers','Computer Ease!','Computer Ease! The following are new Windows messages that are under consideration for the planned Windows 2000: 1. Smash forehead on keyboard to continue. 2. Enter any 11-digit prime number to continue. 3. Press any key to continue or any other key to quit. 4. Press any key except ... no, No, NO, NOT THAT ONE! 5. Press Ctrl-Alt-Del now for IQ test. 6. Close your eyes and press escape three times. 7. Bad command or file name! Go stand in the corner. 8. This will end your Windows session. Do you want to play another game? 9. Windows message: \"Error saving file! Format drive now? (Y/Y)\" 10. This is a message from God Gates: \"Rebooting the world. Please log off.\" 11. To \"shut down\" your system, type \"WIN.\" 12. BREAKFAST.SYS halted... Cereal port not responding. 13. COFFEE.SYS missing... Insert cup in cup holder and press any key. 14. CONGRESS.SYS corrupted... Reboot Washington D. C? (Y/N) 15. File not found. Should I fake it? (Y/N) 16. Bad or missing mouse. Spank the cat? (Y/N) 17. Runtime Error 6D at 417A:32CF: Incompetent User. 18. Error reading FAT record: Try the SKINNY one? (Y/N) 19. WinErr 16547: LPT1 not found. Use backup. (PENCIL & PAPER.SYS) 20. User Error: Replace user. 21. Windows VirusScan 1.0 - \"Windows found: Remove it? (Y/N)\" 22. Welcome to Microsoft\'s World - Your Mortgage is Past Due... 23. If you are an artist, you should know that Bill Gates owns you and all your future creations. Doesn\'t it feel nice to have security? 24. Your hard drive has been scanned and all stolen software titles have been deleted. The police are on the way.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6559,'Computers','THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST','THE LIFE OF A COMPUTER ANALYST (Long but VERY Funny!) Monday ------ 8:05am User called to say they forgot password. Told them to use password retrieval utility called FDISK. Blissfully ignorant, they thank me and hang up. God, we let these people vote and drive, too? 8:12am Accounting called to say they couldn\'t access expense reports database. Gave them Standard Sys Admin Answer #112, \"Well, it works for me.\" Let them rant and rave while I unplugged my coffeemaker from the UPS and plugged their server back in. Suggested they try it again. One more happy customer... 8:14 am User from 8:05 call said they received error message \"Error accessing Drive 0.\" Told them it was an OS problem. Transferred them to microsupport. 11:00 am Relatively quiet for last few hours. Decide to plug support phone back in so I can call my girlfriend. Says parents are coming into town this weekend. Put her on hold and transferred her to janitorial closet down in basement. What is she thinking? The \"Myst\" and \"Doom\" nationals are this weekend! 11:34 am Another user calls (do they ever learn?). Says they want ACL changed on HR performance review database so that nobody but HR can access database. Tell them no problem. Hang up. Change ACL. Add @MailSend so performance reviews are sent to */US. 12:00 pm Lunch 3:30 pm Return from lunch. 3:55 pm Wake up from nap. Bad dream makes me cranky. Bounce servers for no reason. Return to napping. 4:23 pm Yet another user calls. Wants to know how to change fonts on form. Ask them what chip set they\'re using. Tell them to call back when they find out. 4:55 pm Decide to run \"Create Save/Replication Conflicts\" macro so next shift has something to do. Tuesday ------- 8:30 am Finish reading support log from last night. Sounded busy. Terrible time with Save/Replication conflicts. 9:00 am Support manager arrives. Wants to discuss my attitude. Click on PhoneNotes SmartIcon. \"Love to, but kinda busy. Could you put something in the calendar database!\" I yell as I grab for the support lines, which have (mysteriously) lit up. Walks away grumbling. 9:35 pm Team leader from R&D needs ID for new employee. Tell them they need form J-19R=9C9\\\\DARR\\K1. Say they never heard of such a form. Tell them it\'s in the SPECIAL FORMS database. Say they never heard of such a database. Transfer them to janitorial closet in basement. 10:00 am Perky sounding intern from R&D calls and says she needs new ID. Tell her I need employee number, department name, manager name, and marital status. Run @DbLookup against state parole board database, Centers for Disease Control database, and my Oprah Winfrey database. No hits. Tell her ID will be ready tonight. Drawing from the lessons learned in last week\'s \"Reengineering for Customer Partnership,\" I offer to personally deliver ID to her apartment. 10:07 am Janitor stops by to say he keeps getting strange calls in basement. Offer to train him on Notes. Begin now. Let him watch console while I grab a smoke. 1:00 pm Return from smoking break. Janitor says phones kept ringing, so he transferred them to cafeteria lady. I like this guy. 1:05 pm Big commotion! Support manager falls in hole left where I pulled floor tiles outside his office door. Stress to him importance of not running in computer room, even if I do yell \"Omigod -- Fire!\" 1:15 pm Development Standards Committee calls and complains about umlauts in form names. Apologizing for the inconvenience, I tell them I will fix it. Hang up and run global search/replace using gaks. 1:20 pm Mary Hairnet from cafeteria calls. Says she keeps getting calls for \"Notice Loads\" or \"NoLoad Goats,\" she\'s not sure, couldn\'t hear over industrial-grade blender. Tell her it was probably \"Lettuce Nodes.\" Maybe the food distributor with a new product? She thinks about it and hangs up. 2:00 pm Legal secretary calls and says she lost password. Ask her to check in her purse, floor of car, and on bathroom counter. Tell her it probably fell out of back of machine. Suggest she put duct tape over all the airvents she can find on the PC. Grudgingly offer to create new ID for her while she does that. 2:49 pm Janitor comes back. Wants more lessons. I take off rest of day. Wednesday --------- 8:30 am Irate user calls to say chipset has nothing to do with fonts on form. Tell them of course, they should have been checking \"Bitset,\" not \"chipset.\" Sheepish user apologizes and hangs up. 9:10am Support manager, with foot in cast, returns to office. Schedules 10:00am meeting with me. User calls and wants to talk to support manager about terrible help at support desk. Tell them manager about to go into meeting. Sometimes life hands you material... 10:00 am Call Louie in janitorial services to cover for me. Go to support manager\'s office. He says he can\'t dismiss me but can suggest several lateral career moves. Most involve farm implements in third-world countries with moderate to heavy political turmoil. By and by, I ask if he\'s aware of new bug which takes full-text indexed random e-mail databases and puts all references to furry handcuffs and Bambi Boomer in Marketing on the corporate Web page. Meeting is adjourned as he reaches for keyboard, Web browser, and Tums. 10:30 am Tell Louie he\'s doing great job. Offer to show him mainframe corporate PBX system sometime. 11:00 am Lunch. 4:55 pm Return from lunch. 5:00 pm Shift change; Going home. Thursday -------- 8:00 am New guy (\"Marvin\") started today. \"Nice plaids\" I offer. Show him server room, wiring closet, and technical library. Set him up with IBM PC-XT. Tell him to quit whining, Notes runs the same in both monochrome and color. 8:45 am New guy\'s PC finishes booting up. Tell him I\'ll create new ID for him. Set minimum password length to 64. Go grab smoke. 9:30 am Introduce Louie the custodian to Marvin. \"Nice plaids\" Louie comments. Is this guy great or what?! 11:00 am Beat Louie in dominos game. Louie leaves. Fish spare dominos out of sleeves (\"Always have backups\"). User calls, says Accounting server is down. Untie Ethernet cable from radio antenna (better reception) and plug back into hub. Tell user to try again. Another happy customer! 11:55 am Brief Marvin on Corporate Policy 98.022.01: \"Whereas all new employee beginning on days ending in \'Y\' shall enjoy all proper aspects with said corporation, said employee is obligated to provide sustenance and relief to senior technical analyst on shift.\" Marvin doubts. I point to \"Corporate Policy\" database (a fine piece of work, if I say so myself!). \"Remember, that\'s DOUBLE pepperoni and NO peppers!\" I yell to Marvin as he steps over open floor tile to get to exit door. 1:00 pm Oooooh! Pizza makes me so sleepy... 4:30 pm Wake from refreshing nap. Catch Marvin scanning want ads. 5:00 pm Shift change. Flick HR\'s server off and on several times (just testing the On/Off button...). See ya tomorrow. Friday ------ 8:00 am Night shift still trying to replace power supply in HR server. Told them it worked fine before I left. 9:00 am Marvin still not here. Decide I might start answering these calls myself. Unforward phones from Mailroom. 9:02 am Yep. A user call. Users in Des Moines can\'t replicate. Me and the Oiuji board determine it\'s sunspots. Tell them to call Telecommunications. 9:30 am Good God, another user! They\'re like ants. Says he\'s in San Diego and can\'t replicate with Des Moines. Tell him it\'s sunspots, but with a two-hour difference. Suggest he reset the time on the server back two hours. 10:17 am Pensacola calls. Says they can\'t route mail to San Diego. Tell them to set server ahead three hours. 11:00 am E-mail from corporate says for everybody to quit resetting the time on their servers. I change the date stamp and forward it to Milwaukee. 11:20 am Finish @CoffeeMake macro. Put phone back on hook. 11:23 am Milwaukee calls, asks what day it is. 11:25 am Support manager stops by to say Marvin called in to quit. \"So hard to get good help...\" I respond. Support manager says he has appointment with orthopedic doctor this afternoon, and asks if I mind sitting in on the weekly department head meeting for him. \"No problem!\" 11:30 am Call Louie and tell him opportunity knocks and he\'s invited to a meeting this afternoon. \"Yeah, sure. You can bring your snuff\" I tell him. 12:00 am Lunch. 1:00 pm Start full backups on UNIX server. Route them to device NULL to make them fast. 1:03 pm Full weekly backups done. Man, I love modern technology! 2:30 pm Look in support manager\'s contact management database. Cancel 2:45 pm appointment for him. He really should be at home resting, you know. 2:39 pm New user calls. Says want to learn how to create a connection document. Tell them to run connection document utility CTRL-ALT-DEL. Says PC rebooted. Tell them to call microsupport. 2:50 pm Support manager calls to say mixup at doctor\'s office means appointment cancelled. Says he\'s just going to go on home. Ask him if he\'s seen corporate Web page lately. 3:00 pm Another (novice) user calls. Says periodic macro not working. Suggest they place @DeleteDocument at end of formula. Promise to send them document addendum which says so. 4:00 pm Finish changing foreground color in all documents to white. Also set point size to \"2\" in help databases. 4:30 pm User calls to say they can\'t see anything in documents. Tell them to go to view, do a \"Edit -- Select All\", hit delete key, and then refresh. Promise to send them document addendum which says so. 4:45 pm Another user calls. Says they can\'t read help documents. Tell them I\'ll fix it. Hang up. Change font to Wingdings. 4:58 pm Plug coffee maker into Ethernet hub to see what happens. Not (too) much. 5:00 pm Night shift shows up. Tell them the hub is acting funny and to have a good weekend.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6560,'Computers','Are computers males or females? TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE','Are computers males or females? You decide. TOP 5 REASONS WHY COMPUTERS MUST BE MALE: 5. They\'re heavily dependent on external tools and equipment. 4. They periodically cut you off right when you think you\'ve established a network connection. 3. They\'ll usually do what you ask them to do, but they won\'t do more than they have to and they won\'t think of it on their own. 2. They\'re typically obsolete within five years and need to be traded in for a new model. Some users, however, feel they\'ve already invested so much in the damn machine that they\'re compelled to remain with an under powered system. 1. They get hot when you turn them on, and that\'s the only time you have their attention. FIVE REASONS COMPUTERS MUST BE FEMALE: 5. No one but their creator understands their logic. 4. Even the smallest mistakes are immediately committed to memory for future reference. 3. The native language used to communicate with other computers is incomprehensible to everyone else. 2. The message, \"Bad command or filename,\" is about as informative as \"If you don\'t know why I\'m mad at you, then I\'m certainly not going to tell you.\" 1. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.\\',0,0,0,'Active'),(6561,'Computers','A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car','A Synopsis of the Microsoft Car At a recent computer expo (Comdex), Bill Gates reportedly compared the computer industry with the auto industry and stated, \"If GM had kept up with technology like the computer industry has, we would all be driving $25.00 cars that get 100 miles to the gallon.\" Recently, General Motors addresses this comment by releasing this statement, \"yes, but would you want your car to crash twice a day?\" Below is a synopsis of the Microsoft Car: Every time they repainted the lines on the road, you would have to buy a new car. Occasionally your car would die on the freeway for no reason, and you would just accept this, restart and drive on. Occasionally, executing a maneuver would cause your car to stop and fail, and you would have to re-install the engine. for some strange reason, you would accept this too. You could only have one person in the car at a time, unless you bought \"Car95\" or \"CarNT\". But then you would have to buy more seats. Macintosh would make a car that was powered by the sun, was reliable, five times faster, twice as easy to drive, but would only run on 5% of the roads. The Macintosh car owners would get expensive Microsoft upgrades for their cars, which would make their cars run much slower. The oil, gas and alternator lights would be replaced with single \"general car fault\" lights. The airbag system would say \"Are you sure?\" before going off. If you were involved in a crash, you would have no idea what happened.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6562,'Computers','ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95','ABBOTT AND COSTELLO MEETS WINDOWS95 Costello: Hey, Abbott! Abbot: Yes, Lou? Costello: I just got my first computer. Abbot: That\'s great Lou. What did you get? Costello: A Pentium II-266, with 40 Megs of RAM, a 2.1 Gig hard drive, and a 24X CD-ROM. Abbot: That\'s terrific, Lou. Costello: But I don\'t know what any of it means!! Abbot: You will in time. Costello: That\'s exactly why I am here to see you. Abbot: Oh? Costello: I heard that you are a real computer expert. Abbot: Well, I don\'t know- Costello: Yes-sir-ee. You know your stuff. And you\'re going to train me. Abbot: Really? Costello: Uh huh. And I am here for my first lesson. Abbot: O.K. Lou. What do you want to know? Costello: I am having no problem turning it on, but I heard that you should be very careful how you turn it off. Abbot: That\'s true. Costello: So, here I am working on my new computer and I want to turn it off. What do I do? Abbot: Well, first you press the Start button, and then- Costello: No, I told you, I want to turn it off. Abbot: I know, you press the Start button- Costello: Wait a second. I want to turn it off. Off. I know how to start it. So tell me what to do. Abbot: I did. Costello: When? Abbot: When I told you to press the Start button. Costello: Why should I press the Start button? Abbot: To shut off the computer. Costello: I press Start to stop. Abbot: Well Start doesn\'t actually stop the computer. Costello: I knew it! So what do I press. Abbot: Start Costello: Start what? Abbot: Start button. Costello: Start button to do what? Abbot: Shut down. Costello: You don\'t have to get rude! Abbot: No, no, no! That\'s not what I meant. Costello: Then say what you mean. Abbot: To shut down the computer, press- Costello: Don\'t say, \"Start!\" Abbot: Then what do you want me to say? Costello: Look, if I want to turn off the computer, I am willing to press the Stop button, the End button and Cease and Desist button, but no one in their right mind presses the Start to Stop. Abbot: But that\'s what you do. Costello: And you probably Go at Stop signs, and Stop at green lights. Abbot: Don\'t be ridiculous. Costello: I am being ridiculous? Well. I think it\'s about time we started this conversation. Abbot: What are you talking about? Costello: I am starting this conversation right now. Good-bye.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6563,'Computers','IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement','IBM Memo about Peripheral Replacement This is an actual alert to IBM Field Engineers that went out to all IBM Branch Offices. The person who wrote it was very serious. The rest of us may find it rather funny. Abstract: Mouse Balls Available as FRU (Field Replacement Unit) Mouse balls are now available as FRU. Therefore, if a mouse fails to operate or should it perform erratically, it may need a ball replacement. Because of the delicate nature of this procedure, replacement of mouse balls should only be attempted by properly trained personnel. Before proceeding, determine the type of mouse balls by examining the underside of the mouse. Domestic balls will be larger and harder than foreign balls. Ball removal procedures differ depending upon manufacturer of the mouse. Foreign balls can be replaced using the pop-off method. Domestic balls are replaced using the twist-off method. Mouse balls are not usually static sensitive. However, excessive handling can result in sudden discharge. Upon completion of ball replacement, the mouse maybe used immediately. It is recommended that each replacer have a pair of spare balls for maintaining optimum customer satisfaction, and that any customer missing his balls should suspect local personnel of removing these necessary items.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6564,'Computers','A talking Frog','A man was crossing a road one day when a frog called out to him and said, \"If you kiss me, I\'ll turn into a beautiful princess.\" He bent over, picked up the frog, and put it in his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, \"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will tell everyone how smart and brave you are and how you are my hero\" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog spoke up again and said, \"If you kiss me and turn me back into a beautiful princess, I will be your loving companion for an entire week.\" The man took the frog out of his pocket, smiled at it, and returned it to his pocket. The frog then cried out, \"If you kiss me and turn me back into a princess, I\'ll stay with you for a year and do ANYTHING you want.\" Again the man took the frog out, smiled at it, and put it back into his pocket. Finally, the frog asked, \"What is the matter? I\'ve told you I\'m a beautiful princess, that I\'ll stay with you for a year and do anything you want. Why won\'t you kiss me?\" The man said, \"Look, I\'m a computer programmer. I don\'t have time for a girlfriend, but a talking frog is cool.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6565,'Computers','Acronyms','PCMCIA People Can\'t Memorize Computer Industry AcronymsISDN It Still Does NothingAPPLE Arrogance Produces Profit-Losing EntitySCSI System Can\'t See ItDOS Defunct Operating SystemBASIC Bill\'s Attempt to Seize Industry ControlIBM I Blame MicrosoftDEC Do Expect CutsCD-ROM Consumer Device, Rendered Obsolete in MonthsOS/2 Obsolete Soon, Too.WWW World Wide WaitMACINTOSH Most Applications Crash; If Not, The Operating System Hangs',0,0,0,'Active'),(6566,'Computers','Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky...','Interesting things about Monica Lewinsky: - Nobody would know about her if it weren\'t for Bill - She sucks - She blows - She\'s bloated - She\'s the focus of a huge legal battle - She\'ll go down in a heartbeat Who does she think she is, Microsoft Windows?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6567,'Computers','What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer?','What do you get when you cross a hooker with a systems engineer? A fuckin know-it-all!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6568,'Computers','Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to...','Two groups of computer experts were set up in order to findout whether computer is male or female: one group was male,and the other group was female.The group of women reported that computers should be refereed to as \"HE\" because: 1. In order to get their attention you have to turn them on. 2. They have a lot of data but are still clueless. 3. They are supposed to help you solve problems but half the time they are the problem. 4. As soon as you commit to one, you realise that if you had waited a little longer, you could have had a newer and better model.The group of men reported that computers should be refered to as \"SHE\" because: 1. No one but the creator understands their logic. 2. The native language they use to talk to other computers is incomprehensible to anyone else. 3. Even your smallest mistakes are stored in long term memory for later retrieval. 4. As soon as you make a commitment to one, you find yourself spending half your paycheck on accessories for it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6569,'Computers','If IBM made toasters...','If IBM made toasters...They would want one big toaster where people bring bread to besubmitted for overnight toasting. IBM would claim a worldwidemarket for five, maybe six toasters.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6570,'Computers','If Microsoft made toasters...','If Microsoft made toasters...Every time you bought a loaf of bread, you would have to buya toaster. You wouldn\'t have to take the toaster, but you\'dstill have to pay for it anyway. Toaster\'95 would weigh 15000pounds (hence requiring a reinforced steel countertop), drawenough electricity to power a small city, take up 95% of thespace in your kitchen, would claim to be the first toasterthat let\'s you control how light or dark you want your toastto be, and would secretly interrogate your other appliances tofind out who made them. Everyone would hate Microsoft toasters,but nonetheless would buy them since most of the good breadonly works with their toasters.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6571,'Computers','If Apple made toasters...','If Apple made toasters...It would do everything the Microsoft toaster does, but 5 yearsearlier. The toast would make a little smiley face at you whenit popped up, or else it would get stuck and there would be alittle picture of a bomb burned onto it. If they break, thesetoasters would require a special set of MacToaster Tools toeven open up. Worldwide market share would only be 5%, but allthe bread in school lunches would be exclusively toasted onthe MacToaster.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6572,'Computers','Does DEC still make toasters?..','Does DEC still make toasters...? They made good toasters in the \'70s, didn\'t they?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6573,'Computers','If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...','If Hewlett-Packard made toasters...They would market the Reverse Polish Toaster,which takes in toast and gives you regular bread.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6574,'Computers','If Cray made toasters...','If Cray made toasters...They would cost $16 million but would be faster thanany other single-slice toaster in the world, at leastfor a couple of years.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6575,'Computers','If Wang made toasters...','If Wang made toasters...Marketing would never agree upon what customers really wantor need in a toaster so millions of dollars would be spentin development and the toaster would be several years late.Just after release Wang would buy another company whosetoaster ran on NT but would find that they got more ordersfor the original.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6576,'Computers','A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center...','A hopeful suitor dropped into a computer-dating center andregistered his qualifications. He wanted someone who enjoyedwater sports, liked company, favored formal attire, and wasvery small. The computer operated faultlessly. It sent him apenguin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6577,'Computers','There are four basic types of chain letters: I','There are four basic types of chain letters:~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Chain Letter Type IHello, and thank you for reading this letter. You see, there is a starvinglittle boy in Baklaliviatatlaglooshen who as no arms, no legs, no parents,and no pecker. This little boy\'s life could be saved, because for everytime you pass this on, a dollar will be donated to the Starving LeglessArmless Parentless Peckerless Little Boys from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen Fund. Remember, we have no way of counting letters sent. So go on, reach out.Send this to 5 people in the next 47 seconds. Oh, and a reminder- if youaccidentally send this to 4 or 6 people, you will die instantly and a madgoat will rape your dead body. Thanks again!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6578,'Computers','Chain Letter Type lI','Chain Letter Type lI: Make a wish!!!(This is where you have to scroll down)Really, go on and make one wish!!!Oh please, s/he\'ll never go out with you!!!Wish something else!!!Not *that* either, you pervert!!Is your finger getting tired yet?You Can Stop now moron!!!!!!!!Wasn\'t that fun? Hope you made a great wish. Now, to make you feel guilty,here\'s what I\'ll do. First of all, if you don\'t send this to a certainnumber of people in the next 5 seconds, you will be raped by a mad goat andthen thrown off a high building into a pile of manure. It\'s true! Because, you now, THIS letter isn\'t like all of those fake ones, THIS one is TRUE!!Really!!! Here\'s how it goes.Send this to 1 person: One person will be upset with you for sending them astupid chain letter.Send this to 2-5 people: 2-5 people will be upset with you for sending thema stupid chain letter.5-10 people: 5-10 people will be upset with at you for sending them a stupidchain letter.10-20 people: 10-20 people will be upset with at you for sending them astupid chain letter.20 to 674,951 1/2 people: 20 to 674,951 1/2 people will be upset with youfor sending them a stupid chain letter.Thanks!!!! Good Luck!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6579,'Computers','Chain Letter Type III','Chain Letter Type IIIHi there!! This chain letter has been in existence since 1897. This isabsolutely incredible because there was no email then and probably not asmany little 8 year olds writing chain letters. So this is how it works. Passthis on to 15,067 people in the next 7 minutes or something horrible willhappen to you like:Queer Horror Story #1Miranda Pinsley was walking home from school on Saturday. She had recentlyreceived this letter and ignored it. She then tripped in a crack in theside walk, fell into the sewer, was gushed down a drainpipe in a flood ofpoop, and went flying out over a waterfall. Not only did she smell nasty,she died. This Could Happen To You!!!Queer Horror Story #2Dexter Bip, a 13 year old boy, got a chain letter in his mail and ignored it. Later that day, he was hit by a car and so was his boyfriend (hey, somepeople swing that way, especially at Oklahoma City University). They bothdied and went to hell. They continued to suffer in hell where they were bothcursed to eat adorable kittens every day for eternity. This Could Happen ToYou!!!Remember, you could end up like Pinsley and Bip did. Just send this letterto all of your loser friends, and everything will be Ok.Of course, there\'s the guy in Peoria Illinois who DID forward this on andthen he married his secret crush, they moved to the suburbs, had 2.3children and lived happily ever after.Right up until he started working late every night, started an affair withhis secretary and boozing. Then she started sleeping with the golf pro atthe local country club, became addicted to sleeping pills and their 2.3children got into gangs and drugs. Then everything went to hell, and theygot divorced. She got the house and the kids, and he got the car and childsupport payment, and got to keep the mortgage payment, lost his job and hiscar and now is working the midnight shift at the local McDonald\'s.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6580,'Computers','Chain Letter Type IV','Chain Letter Type IVAs if you care, here is a poem that I wrote. Send it to every one of yourfriends.Friends- A friend is someone who is always at your side,- A friend is someone who likes you even though you smell like a wet dog,- A friend is someone who likes you even though you\'re disgustingly ugly,- A friend is someone who cleans up for you after you\'ve soiled yourself,- A friend is someone who stays with you all night while you cry about your loser life,- A friend is someone who pretends they like you when they really think you should be raped by a mad goat and then thrown to vicious dogs, - Afriend is someone who scrubs your toilet and vacuums and then gets the check and leaves and doesn\'t speak much English no, sorry that\'s the cleaning lady,Now pass this on! If you don\'t, Satan will send dogs in heat to your room inyour sleep!!There. Now that we\'ve covered and dumped on the four main types of chainletters, onto the ironic part. In order for this to get any popularity,send it on!!! If you don\'t think it was funny at all, don\'t bother, butotherwise forward this sucker to everyone you know!! If you don\'t, I don\'tcare. Thanks!Remember, the moral of the story is, if you get a chain letter, ignore it.TRASH IT!!! If it\'s a joke or something, send it, sure! Just don\'t forgetto delete the chain letter part. But if it\'s gonna make people feel guilty (i.e. the willieless boy from Baklaliviatatlaglooshen) or nervous (i.e.Miranda Pinsley who ended up in a waterfall of poop), just DELETE it.Do yourself a favor, and everyone else in the world, and say NO!!! to BLOODY CHAIN LETTERS!!\" Thank you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6581,'Computers','The Y-Zero-K Problem','The Y-Zero-K Problem Translated from a recently discovered Latin scroll dated 2BC Dear Cassius: Are you still working on the Y zero K problem? This change from BC to AD is giving us many headaches; there is not much time left. I don\'t know how citizens will cope with working the wrong way around. Having been working happily downwards forever, now we have to start thinking upwards. You would think that someone would have thought of this earlier and not left it to us to sort it out at the last minute. I spoke to Caesar the other evening. He was livid that Julius hadn\'t done something about it when he was working out the calendar. He said he could see why Brutus turned nasty. We called in Consultus, but he simply said that continuing downwards using minus BC won\'t work and as usual charged a fortune for doing nothing useful. Surely, we will not have to throw out all our hardware and start again? Macrohard will make yet another fortune out of this, I suppose. The money lenders are paranoid of course! They have been told that all usury rates will invert, and they will have to pay their clients to take out loans. It is an ill wind... . As for myself, I just cannot see how the sand in an hourglass will flow upwards. We have heard that there are three wise men in the East who have been working on the problem, but unfortunately they won\'t arrive until it\'s all over. I have heard that there are plans to stable all horses at midnight at the turn of the year as there are fears that they will stop and try to run backwards, causing immense damage to chariots and possible loss of life. Some say the world will cease to exist at the moment of transition. Anyway, we are still continuing to work on this acursed Y zero K problem. I will send you a parchment if anything further develops. If you have any ideas please let me know, Plutonius Sent by Marina',0,0,0,'Active'),(6582,'Computers','I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and...','I heard on the news last night that Bill Gates and his wife are expecting a baby in June.I\'m betting the baby will be late.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6583,'Computers','Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?','Q: Why did Marshall Applewhite insist that his follwers be castrated?A: He heard that to be really successful on the Internet you have to workwith UNIX.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6584,'Computers','We\'ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a...','We\'ve all heared that a million monkeys banging on a million typewriterswill eventually reproduce the entire works of Shakespeare. Now, thanks tothe internet, we know this is not true.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6585,'Computers','Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95...','Abraham wants to upgrade his PC to Windows 95.Isaac is incredulous. \'Pop,\' he says, \'you can\'t run Windows 95 on yourold, slow 386. Everyone knows that you need at least a fast 486 with aminimum of 16 megs of memory in order to multitask effectively with Windows 95.\'But Abraham, the man of faith, gazed calmly at his son and replied, \'Godwill provide the RAM, my son\'.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6586,'Computers','How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?','Q: How do you keep your husband from reading your e-mail?A: Rename the mail folder to \"instruction manuals',0,0,0,'Active'),(6587,'Computers','What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess...','Q: What do you get when you cross a Jewish American Princess with a computer?A: A computer that never goes down on you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6588,'Computers','From Boyfriend to Husband upgrade','Dear Tech Support:Last year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed that thenew program began making unexpected changes to the accounting modules,limiting access to flower and jewelry applications that had operatedflawlessly under Boyfriend 5.0. In addition, Husband 1.0 uninstalled manyother valuable programs, such as Romance 9.9 but installed undesirableprograms such as NFL 5.0 and NBA 3.0. Conversation 8.0 no longer runs andHouseCleaning 2.6 simply crashes the system. I\'ve tried running Nagging 5.3to fix these problems, but to no avail.--Desperate***************************************Dear Desperate,Keep in mind, Boyfriend 5.0 is an entertainment package, while Husband 1.0is an operating system. Try to enter the command: \"C:/ I THOUGHT YOU LOVEDME\" and install Tears 6.2. Husband 1.0 should then automatically run theapplications: Guilty 3.0 and Flowers 7.0. But remember, overuse can causeHusband 1.0 to default to GrumpySilence 2.5, HappyHour 7.0 or Beer 6.1.Beer 6.1 is a very bad program that will create \"Snoring Loudly\" wavefiles.DO NOT install MotherInLaw 1.0 or reinstall another Boyfriend program.These are not supported applications and will crash Husband 1.0. Insummary, Husband 1.0 is a great program, but it does have limited memoryand cannot learn new applications quickly. Consider buying additionalsoftware to improve performance. I personally recommend HotFood 3.0 andLingerie 5.3.--Tech Support',0,0,0,'Active'),(6589,'Computers','The Irish Virus','An actual mailing:Greetings, You have just received the \"IRISH VIRUS\". As we don\'t have any programming experience, this virus works on the honor system. Please delete all the files on your hard drive manually and forward this virus to everyone on your mailing list. Thank you for your cooperation.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6590,'Computers','Thank you for the emails','THANK YOUThank you to all my friends who sent me such important emails this year!It\'s so wonderful that you included me in your quest to inform!Because of all of you I stopped drinking Coca-Cola after I found outfrom you that it\'s good for removing toilet stains and rusting thearse out of 40-gallon drum.I stopped going to the movies for fear of sitting on a needle infectedwith a disease.I smell like a homeless f*@k, but thank goodness I stopped usingdeodorant because you said it causes cancer.I don\'t leave my car in any parking lot even though I sometimes haveto walk about seventeen blocks, because you said that someone mightdrug me with a perfume sample and then try to rob me.I also stopped answering the phone because you said that they will askme to dial a stupid number and then I get a high phone bill withcalls to Uganda, Singapore, Tokyo and maybe the Mars Rover.I stopped eating chicken and hamburgers because you told me they arenothing more than horrible mutant freaks with no eyes or feathers thatare bred in a lab so that places like McDonalds and KFC can sell theirwares.I also stopped drinking anything out of a can - you said that I wouldget sick from the rat faeces and urine.When I go to parties, I now don\'t mix with anybody or talk to anybody- you said that someone would take my kidneys and leave me taking a nap in a bathtub full of ice.However, the police are also after me at present because you said notto pull over, as they could be fake policemen trying to kidnap me.I went bankrupt from bounced checks that I wrote, in anticipation ofthe $15,000 that Microsoft and AOL were supposed to send me when Iparticipated in their special e-mail program.It\'s weird, though, that my new free cell phone never arrived, andneither did the passes for my paid vacation to Disneyland. But I ampositive that all this is because of the chain I broke or forgot tofollow and I got a curse.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6591,'Computers','Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme!','Finally, a worthy pyramid scheme! Simply send this e-mail to 9 of your mates...INSTRUCTIONSAnaesthetise your wife/girlfriend, put her in a large carton, (don\'t forgetsome ventilation holes), and send it to the person who is at the top ofyour list. Soon, your name will be at the top of the list, and you will receive 823,542 women through the post.Statistically, among those women, there will be at least:* 0.5 Miss Worlds,* 2.5 supermodels,* 463 wild nymphos,* 3,234 good-looking nymphos,* 20,198 who enjoy multiple orgasms,* and 40,198 bi-sexual women.In total, that is 64,294 women who are simply hornier, less inhibited, andtastier than the miserable old cow you posted off. And, best of all, youroriginal package is guaranteed not to be one of those that come back to you.DO NOT BREAK THIS CHAIN LETTER!!!One bloke for example who sent the letter to only 5 instead of 9 of hisfriends got his original bird back, still in the old dressing gown he senther off in, with the same old migraine attack, and the accusatorialexpression on her face.On the same day, the international supermodel he\'d been living with sincehe sent off his old girlfriend moved out to live with his best friend (towhom he had not sent the chain letter).While I am sending this letter, the bloke that is in 6th place above me hasalready received 837 women and is lying in hospital suffering fromexhaustion. Outside his ward are 452 more packages.YOU MUST BELIEVE THIS E-MAIL!!!This is a unique opportunity to achieve a totally satisfying sex life. Noexpensive meals out, no lengthy conversations about trivialities (that onlyinterest women) just so that you can bonk her.No obligations, no grumpy mother-in-law, and no unpleasant surprises likemarriage or engagement.Do not hesitate ... send this letter today to 9 of your best friends.PS. - Even if you have no girlfriend, you can send your vacuum cleaner.PPS. - This letter can also be copied to women you know so that they canprepare themselves for the great adventure that they may soon undertake.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6592,'Ethnic','Iraqi vs. American','Iraqi vs. American Average Iraqi Has visited the convergence of the Tigris and Euphrates, cradle of the ancient civilization founded by his ancestors Average American Once got really sick on the Wild Mouse ride at Six Flags theme park Average Iraqi Willing to participate in Holy War for his nation Average American Willing to participate in People\'s Choice Awards Average Iraqi Lines up by the thousands to die for country Average American Will go to any extreme to avoid jury duty Average Iraqi Has endured many food shortages during wars with Iran and embargo by West Average American Shoves McDonalds cashier if their Happy Meal doesn\'t include McCookies Average Iraqi Believes if he dies in battle, he will go straight to Paradise Average American Believes if, in a dream, you don\'t wake up before hitting the ground, you die Average Iraqi Has friend or relative wounded in ruthless wars of conquest Average American Has beer guzzling uncle who shot self in foot on hunting trip Average Iraqi Thinks Saddam Hussein is a political genius Average American Thinks Saddam Hussein makes Dan Quayle seem like Einstein',0,0,0,'Active'),(6593,'Ethnic','State of Arkansas Residency Application','State of Arkansas Residency Application Name: ________________ (_) Billy-Bob (last) (_) Billy-Joe (_) Billy-Ray (_) Billy-Sue (_) Billy-Mae (_) Billy-Jack (Check appropriate box) Age: ____ Sex: ____ M _____ F _____ N/A Shoe Size: ____ Left ____ Right Occupation: (_) Farmer (_) Mechanic (_) Hair Dresser (_) Un-employed Spouse\'s Name: Relationship with spouse: (_) Sister (_) Brother (_) Aunt (_) Uncle (_) Cousin (_) Mother (_) Father (_) Son (_) Daughter (_) Pet Number of children living in household: ___ Number that are yours: ___ Mother\'s Name: Father\'s Name: (If not sure, leave blank) Education: 1 2 3 4 (Circle highest grade completed) Do you (_)own or (_)rent your mobile home? (Check appropriate box) ___ Total number of vehicles you own ___ Number of vehicles that still crank ___ Number of vehicles in front yard ___ Number of vehicles in back yard ___ Number of vehicles on cement blocks Firearms you own and where you keep them: ____ truck ____ bedroom ____ bathroom ____ kitchen ____ shed Model and year of your pickup: _____________ 194_ Do you have a gun rack? (_) Yes (_) No; please explain: Newspapers/magazines you subscribe to: (_) The National Enquirer (_) The Globe (_) TV Guide (_) Soap Opera Digest (_) Rifle and Shotgun ___ Number of times you\'ve seen a UFO ___ Number of times you\'ve seen Elvis ___ Number of times you\'ve seen Elvis in a UFO How often do you bathe: (_)Weekly (_)Monthly (_)Not Applicable Color of teeth: (_)Yellow (_)Brownish-Yellow (_)Brown (_)Black (_)N/A Brand of chewing tobacco you prefer: (_)Red-Man How far is your home from a paved road? (_)1 mile (_)2 miles (_)don\'t know',0,0,0,'Active'),(6594,'Ethnic','Arkansas Governor Application','Arkansas Governor Application First name:___________________Last name(if known):_______________________Address (where you live):Mother\'s name(list also relation, i.e., sister):__________________Birthdate(yours):____________________Father\'s name (if known, if not, list two possible choices)______________Color of neck: Light Red( ) Medium Red( ) Dark Red( ) No Neck( )Year of pickup truck:____________ Do you have the following in your truck: Fuzzy Dice( ) Gun Rack( ) Coon Tail( ) Filled ash tray( ) Used Condoms( ) Dead Road Kill( ) Dog of Unknown Breed( )Have you ever been to a large city? (Like Little Rock) Yes( ) No( )How far can you throw cow pies?__________ Do you eat cow pies? Yes( ) No( )Wife\'s name:__________________ Is she: Cousin( ) Neighbor( ) Sister( ) Mother( ) Neighbor\'s dog( ) Right hand( )Does your wife weigh: Less than 200 Pounds( ) Less than 300 Pounds( ) Less than a 747( ) More than a 747( )Do you know what a 747 is? Yes( ) No( )How much smarter than you is your wife: 50 IQ Points( ) 75 IQ Points( ) 100 IQ Points( ) She Won\'t Tell Me( )Does your wife wear: A Dress( ) Pants( ) Hot Pants( ) Your Pants( ) Them Lawyer Clothes( ) Nothing( ) Nothing but an Arkansas U Hog Head Hat( )Color of wife\'s hair: Blonde( ) Red( ) Brown( ) Black( ) Bald( )Did you understand the previous questions: Yes( ) No( ) What does \"previous\" mean?( ) Huh?( ) All of the Above( )Have you ever had: Herpes( ) Jock Rot( ) The Drip( ) Roids( ) Zits( )(Check all that Smelly Feet( ) Toe Jam( ) Bad Breath( ) Tit Munge( ) apply) Ear Wax( ) Long Nasal Hairs( ) Brown Nose( )Have you ever: Castrated a Pig( ) Been Castrated by a Pig( ) Danced to Achey Breaky Heart( ) Had an Achey Breaky Heart( ) Been Mistaken for Elvis( ) Had Fantasies about Toto( ) Had Fantasies about Dorothy and Toto( ) Had Fantasies about Gilligan( ) Had Fantasies about Gilligan and the Skipper Too( ) Inhaled( )Where was your last Elvis sighting?________________ On what date?___________Can you count past five: Yes( ) No( ) Past ten: Yes( ) No( )Explain in ten words or less why on Earth you want to be Governor of Arkansas:Signature (or \'X\' if you can\'t write)________________________________',0,0,0,'Active'),(6595,'Ethnic','The Black Sheep','A missionary is sent into deepest darkest depths of Africa to live with atribe. He spends years with the people, teaching them to read, write andgood Christian values. One thing he particularly stresses is the evil ofsexual sin. ?Thou must not commit adultery or fornication!?One day the wife of one of the Tribe?s noblemen gives birth to a white baby.The village is shocked and the chief is sent by his people to talk with themissionary.You have taught us of the evils of sexual sin, yet here a black woman givesbirth to a white child. You are the only white man who has ever set foot inour village. Anyone can see what?s going on here!?The missionary replies, ?No, no, my good man. You are mistaken. What youhave here is a natural occurrence - what is called an albino. Look to thyyonder field. See a field of white sheep, and yet amongst them is one blackone. Nature does this on occasion.?The chief pauses for a moment then says, ?Tell you what, you don?t sayanything about the sheep, I won?t say anything about the white baby.?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6596,'Ethnic','...And I will do anything for love.','The beautiful secretary of the president of a bank goes on a sight-seeingtour with a very rich African king who was a very importantclient. The client out of the blue asks her to marry him. Naturally, the secretaryis quite taken aback. However, she remembers what her boss told her,...don\'t reject the guy outright. So, she tries to think of a way todissuade the businessman from wanting to marry her.So, after a few minutes, the woman says to the man, \"I will only marry youunder three conditions. First, I want my engagement ring to be a 75-caratdiamond ring with a matching 200-carat diamond tiara.\"The African king pauses for awhile. Then, he nods his head and says, \"Noproblem!! I have. I have.\"Realizing her first condition was too easy the woman says to the man, \"Iwant you to build me a 100-room mansion in New York. As a vacation home, Iwant a chateau built in the middle of the best wine country in France.\"The African king pauses for awhile. He whips out his cellular phone andcalls some brokers in New York and in France. He looks at the woman, nodshis head and says, \"Okay, okay. I build. I build.\" Realizing that she only has one last condition, the secretary knows thatshe\'d better make this a good one. She takes her time tothink and finally she gets an idea. A sure-to-work condition. She squintsher eyes, looks at the man and says, rather coldly, \"Since I like sex, Iwant the man I marry to have a 14-inch penis.\"The man seems a bit disturbed. He cups his face with his hands and restshis elbows on the table, all the while muttering in Africandialect.Finally, after what seemed like forever, the king shakes his head, lookingreally sad, and says to the woman, \"Okay, okay. I cut. Icut.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6597,'Ethnic','How do they do it?','How do Amish teenage boys find their sheep in tall grass?Most satisfactory!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6598,'Ethnic','Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant...','Mr. Greenberg was an illiterate immigrant, but he worked hard, saved his pennies, and started a small business. It did well, and soon he had enough money to send for the wife and children. The work kept him very busy, so he never had time to learn to write, but the bank was happy to do business with him, even though his signature consisted of two X\'s.He prospered, he opened more stores, the kids were transferred to private schools, the family moved into a fancy house (with one staircase going nowhere just for show)...you get the idea. One day his banker, Mr. Smith, asked him to drop by.\"So vat\'s the problem?\" Greenberg asked, a bit anxiously.Smith waved a bunch of checks at him. \"Perhaps nothing,\" he said, \"but I wanted to be on the safe side. These recent checks of yours are all signed with 3 X\'s, but your signature of record has just 2.\"Greenberg looked embarrassed. \"I\'m sorry about making trouble,\" he said, \"but my vife said that since I\'m now such a high class rich guy, I should have a middle name!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6599,'Ethnic','For many years, the border between Poland and Russia...','For many years, the border between Poland and Russia was volatile. Due to a political shift, a farmer found that he was no longer a Russian, but had become a Pole. Thrilled, he told his wife, \"Thank God ! No more of those freezing Russian winters.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6600,'Ethnic','Application to Live in Kentucky','Application to Live in KentuckyName:__________________________ Nickname:_________________________________CB Handle Model:_____________________ Color:______________Address (RFD No.):_________________--_____________________________________Daddy (If unknown, list 3 suspects):______________________________________Mamma:_________________________Neck Shade: _____Light Red _____Medium Red _____Dark RedNumber of teeth exposed in full grin: Upper_____ Lower_____Name of Pickup owned:_______________ Height of Truck__________Truck equipped with:____Gun Rack ____4-Wheel Drive ____Confederate Flag____8-Track Cassettes ____Load of Wood ____Hijacker Shocks____Radar Detector ____Mag Wheels ____Dual CB Antennas____Spittoon ____Camper Top ____Air Horns____Mud Flaps ____Toothpick Holder ____Mud-Grip Tires____Raccoon Hide ____Big Dog ____Hunting RifleNumber of empty beer cans on floorboard or in bed of pickup truck:_____BUMPER STICKERS:____Eat more Possum ____My other car is a piece of shit too____Honk if you love Jesus ____If you ain\'t a cowboy you aint shit____Redman Chewing Tobacco ____Wave if you\'re horny____Don\'t Like My Driving? Dial 1-800-Eat-Shit____If You Can Read This, Then You\'s Too Smart For Kentucky____I Brake For Nuthin\' ____National Rifle AssociationDefine the following (must be 90% correct):1. Grits 6. Sawmill Gravy 11. Cobbler 16. Tater2. Goobers 7. Turnip Salad 12. Fatback 17. Pig Skins3. Pinto Beans 8. Shit-on-a-Shingle 13. Tote 18. Okrie4. Collards 9. Redeye Gravy 14. Chickin\'Fry 19. Shonuf5. Sidemeat 10. Soppin\' Syrup 15. Poke 20. ChitlinsFavorite Vocalist:____Reba McEntire ____Conway Twitty ____Loretta Lynn____Hank Williams Jr. ____Randy Travis ____Ray Wylie Hubbard____Tammy Wynette ____Slim Whitman ____Porter Wagoner____Willie Nelson ____George Jones ____Box Car WillieFavorite Recreation:____Square Dancin\' ____Possum Huntin\' ____Skinny Dippin\'____Craw Daddin\' ____Gospel Singin\' ____4-Wheelin\'____Drankin\' ____Spittin\' Backy ____Bill Chip Throwin\'____Honky Tonkin\' ____Noodlin\' ____OtherName of Son(s): ____Bubba ____Jim Bob ____LeeRoy ____J.D. ____Bill Lee____Bob Lee ____DukeName of Daughter(s): ____PammySue ____Violet ____Paulette ____DaisyWeapons Owned:___Deer Rifle ___Sawed-Off Shotgun ___Varmit Rifle ___Log Cabin___Tire Iron ___Power Chain Saw ___Pick Handle ___Hick\'ry SwitchNumber of Dogs:____ Type: ___Blue Tick ___Beagle ___Black & Tan ___Bird DawgCap Emblem: ___John Deer ___McCullock Chain Saws ___Budweiser ___Vo-Tech ___Skoal ___Coors ___NAPA ___Smile if You\'re Not Wearing Underwear ___N.R.A. ___Redman ____KodiakNumber of Dependends: Legal:________ Claimed:_________Number of Weeks Unemployed:__________Number of Welfare Checks Received:____________Memberships:___KKK ___NRA ___Moose ___PTL Club ___AA___Bass Club ___VFW ___Quiltin\' Bee ___American Legion___United Sons/Daughters of the Confederacy___John Birch SocietyLength of Right leg:________ Length of Left leg:__________Number of Testicles Shot off in \'Nam____ Number of Testicles Left____Does your truck contain some part painted the offical state color ofPrimer Red? ___Yes ___NoHow many cars do you have jacked up on blocks in your front yard?_______How many kitchen appliances will you keep on your front porch?__________Will you wear mostly double-knit polyester pants with snags?____________Do you own any shoes? ____Yes ____No If yes, how many?__________What year did you last purchase shoes?_________________Are you married to any of the following:____Sister ____Cousin ____SowDo you know her name?________________Does your wife weigh more than your pickup?____________Can you sign your name and get the spelling right every time?____________Have you ever stayed sober for a whole weekend?________________If so, why?______________________________________________________________Can you count: Past 10 with your shoes on?_________________ To 21 with your fly up?_____________________Do you know any words that have more than four letters?__________________Have you ever had more than one bath in a week?__________________________Medical Information:Do you have at least two of the following:___BO ___Crabs ___Head Lice ___Rabies___Trench Mouth ___Runny Nose ___Bad Breath ___ChafingIF YOUR APPLICATION IS TURNED DOWN BY THE STATE OF KENTUCKY, YOU MAY BEELIGIBLE IN THE STATES OF TEXAS, OKLAHOMA, OR ARKANSAS. THEIR STANDARDS ARESLIGHTLY LOWER, HOWEVER, YOU WOULD STILL BE ABLE TO VISIT KENTUCKY.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6601,'Ethnic','State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test','State of Kentucky 12th Grade Reading Test TEST #1 TEST #2 TEST #3 TEST #4 MR Ducks MR Snakes MR Farmers MR Mice MR Knot MR Knot MR Knot MR Knot SAR SAR SAR SAR CM Wangs CM BDI\'s CMMT Pockets CMEDBD Feet LIB LIB LIB LIB MR Ducks MR Snakes MR Farmers MR Mice',0,0,0,'Active'),(6602,'Ethnic','Language Trends of the Future','Language Trends of the FutureThere are consistent trends in the past evolution of languages, and inall likelihood they will continue to change in the same fashion in thefuture.In 200 years, spoken French will have only one sound, a vowel. Allconsonants and gaps between words and sentences will disappear, leavingonly an extended \"Eauuuuuuuuuuuu...\" Meaning will be inferred fromfacial expression. Written French will stay exactly the same.These consonants will not be entirely forgotten; they will migrateto Czechoslovakia, which will by that time have no use for vowels.In 200 years, the English vocabulary will be the union of all othervocabularies, but the spelling will be original.Similarly, the Japanese alphabet will be the union of all otheralphabets in the world.The Cyrillic alphabet will eventually be the same as the Latinalphabet, only backwards. A mirror will suffice for translatingRussian into Polish.Finally, in 200 years, entire books in Germany will be one word. Plusa verb at the end, of course.[From Henry_Cate_III.OSBU_North@xerox.com]',0,0,0,'Active'),(6603,'Ethnic','A cattleman from West Texas died...','A cattleman from West Texas died & went on to the Great Beyond. As he approached the great gate, he noticed that the terrain was bare with no greenery. He remarked to the gate keeper, \"Howdy Saint Peter. Say, this looks just like Texas.\"\"The gatekeeper replied, \"First of all, I\'m not Saint Peter and second, you really don\'t know where you are at all, do you ?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6604,'Ethnic','Chinese Subtitles','Chinese SubtitlesFrom a list of English subtitles used in films made in Hong Kong, Compiledby Stefan Hammond and Mike Wilkins for their book *Sex & Zen & a Bullet inthe Head*, to be published in August by Fireside. Cited in Harper\'s, June1996.I am damn unsatisfied to be killed in this way.Fatty, you with your thick face have hurt my instep.Gun wounds again?Same old rules: no eyes, no groin.A normal person wouldn\'t steal pituitaries.Damn, I\'ll burn you into a BBQ chicken!Take my advice, or I\'ll spank you without pants.Who gave you the nerve to get killed here?Quiet or I\'ll blow your throat up.You always use violence. I should\'ve ordered glutinous rice chicken.I\'ll fire aimlessly if you don\'t come out!You daring lousy guy.Beat him out of recognizable shape!I have been scared shitless too much lately.I got knife scars more than the number of your leg\'s hair!Beware! Your bones are going to be disconnected.How can you use my intestines as a gift?The bullets inside are very hot. Why do I feel so cold?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6605,'Ethnic','Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle East','Useful Phrases to Know When Travelling in the Middle EastAKBAR KHALI_KILI HAFTIR LOTFAN Thank you for showing me your marvelous gun. FEKR GABUL ORADAN DAVAT PAEH CUSH DIVAR I am delighted to accept your kind invitation to lie on the floor with my arms above my head and my legs apart. SHOMAEH FEKR TAMOMEH DEH GOFTEH BANDE I agree with everything you have ever said or thought in your life. AUTO ARREREGH DAVATEMAN MANO SEPAHEH HAST It is exceptionally kind of you to allow me to travel in the trunk of your car. FASHAL-EH TUPEHMAN NA DEGAT MANO GOFTAM CHEESHAYEH MOHEMARA JEBEHKESHVAREHMAN If you will do me the kindness of not harming by genitel appendages I will gladly reciprocate by betraying my country in public. MATERNIER GHERMEZ AHLEIEH, GHORBAN The red blindfold will be lovely, excellency. TIEKH NUNEH OB KHREELEH BEZORG VA KHRUBE BOYAST INO BEGERAM The water-soaked bread crumbs are delicious, thank you. I really must have the recipe. Regards, MPAGE@bcsc02.gov.bc.ca BCSC / DNS',0,0,0,'Active'),(6606,'Ethnic','The South Takes a Cue from Oakland','The South Takes a Cue from Oakland Everyone is familiar with the plan to teach Ebonics in such leftist enclaves as California andMassachusetts. \"Ebonics,\" a neologism created by combining \"Ebony\" and \"phonics,\" is supposed to be the language of the untermenschen, the urban underclass.Here in the South, we have a similar movement, called \"Bubbonics!\" Created from mixing \"Bubba\"and \"phonics,\" we too have an entirely separate language from English. Like Ebonics, Bubbonics has a slightly different alphabet and different pronunciations from standard English. For example, the English language includes the letter \"L\" although Bubbonics does not. Likewise, vowel pronunciation in Bubbonics is different from English pronunciation.Take, for example, the following sentences in English, and their translation into Bubbonics:Can I help you?Kin ah hip ewe?Hi, I\'m Don Fowler.Hah, ahm Dahn Fah-wah.The discerning English speaker quickly notices that Bubbonics has fewer vowel sounds than English, and the primary vowel sound is \"ah.\" The letters A and E are generally replaced with the sound of a short i.For the advanced scholar, there are actually many interesting comparisons between Ebonics andBubbonics. Indeed, there have even been suggestions that Ebonics is actually a degraded form of Bubbonics, which is itself a degraded form of English. Consider the following statement inBubbonics and their counterparts in Ebonics:Ah axed ewe a quest-shun.I axed you a question, sukka.Ah be smaht.I be smarts now.Hooked ahn Bahbahnics wukks fuh me.Hooked on \'bonics be wukking fo me.If you\'re a native English speaker, and you can read the writing on the wall, then you know that your native tongue is soon to be as dead as Latin, spoken only in weird rituals or taught to kids in prep school.And if you\'re a native English speaker and you CAN\'T read the writing on the wall, it\'s probably already in Bubbonics or Ebonics, and you\'re just that far behind.Gracefully surrender the things of your youth. Clean air. Tuna. Taiwan. The English language. And remember: Bilingual Education means teaching kids to be illiterate in two languages.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6607,'Ethnic','A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap...','Sorry Texans....A Texas game warden came upon a coyote caught in a trap. He returned tohis office and called the Oklahoma game warden and told him one of hiscoyotes was caught in a trap.\"How do you know it\'s one of our coyotes?\" asked the Oklahoma gamewarden.\"Well,\" replied the Texas game warden, \"He\'s already chewed off threeof his legs and he\'s still trapped!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6608,'Ethnic','Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake...','Four Mexicans were in an open truck that had run into the lake.The twoin the front seat escaped unharmed, but the two in the back bed drowned -they couldn\'t get the tailgate open!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6609,'Ethnic','Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?','Why did the mexicans fight so hard for the alamo?They wanted 4 clean walls to spray paint.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6610,'Ethnic','Business is business','A young Jewish boy starts attending public school in a smalltown. The teacher of the one-room school decides to use herposition to try to influence the new student. She asks theclass, \"Who was the greatest man that ever lived?\"A girl raises her hand and says, \"I think George Washingtonwas the greatest man that ever lived because he is the Fatherof our country.\" The teacher replies, \"Well...that\'s a goodanswer, but that\'s not the answer I am looking for.\"Another young student raises his hand and says, \"I thinkAbraham Lincoln was the greatest man that lived because hefreed the slaves and helped end the civil war.\" ... \"Well, that\'sanother good answer, but that is not the one I was looking for.\"Then the new Jewish boy raises his hand and says, \"I thinkJesus Christ was the greatest man that ever lived.\" Theteacher\'s mouth drops open in astonishment. \"Yes!\" she says,\"that\'s the answer I was looking for.\" She then brings him up tothe front of the classroom and gives him a lollipop.Later, during recess, another Jewish boy approaches him as heis licking his lollipop. He says, \"Why did you say, \'Jesus Christ\'?\"The boy stops licking his lollipop and replies, \"I know it\'sMoses, and YOU know it\'s Moses, but business is business.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6611,'Ethnic','The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma','The only good thing to ever come out of Oklahoma:An empty greyhound.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6612,'Ethnic','An offense','Late one Friday night the policeman spotted a man driving very erratically through the streets of Dublin. They pulled the man over and asked him if he had been drinking that evening.\"Aye, so I have. \'Tis Friday, you know, so me and the lads stopped by the pub where I had six or seven pints. And then there was something called \"Happy Hour\" and they served these mar-gar-itos which are quite good. I had four or five o\' those. Then I had to drive me friend Mike home and O\' course I had to go in for a couple of Guiness - couldn\'t be rude, ye know. Then I stopped on the way home to get another bottle for later ..\" And the man fumbled around in his coat until he located his bottle of whiskey, which he held up for inspection.The officer sighed, and said, \"Sir, I\'m afraid I\'ll need you to step out of the car and take a breathalyzer test.\"Indignantly, the man said, \"Why? Don\'t ye believe me?!?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6613,'Ethnic','A Greek BBQ','How do you separate the Greek boys from the Greek men at a Greek BBQ?With a Crowbar!!!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6614,'Ethnic','Cock fights','How can you tell if an Irishman is present at a cock fight?He enters a duck.How can you tell if a Pole is present? He bets money on the duck.How can you tell if an Italian is present?The duck wins.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6615,'Ethnic','How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?','Q: How did they know that Jesus was Jewish?A: Because he lived at home until he was thirty, he went into his father\'s business, his motherthought he was God, and he thought his mother was a virgin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6616,'Ethnic','Jewish medicine','Did you hear about the Jewish doctor who gave a patient six months to live?When the patient couldn\'t pay, the doctor gave him another six months.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6617,'Ethnic','Jewish mothers','Did you hear about the tramp who walked up to the Jewish mother on the street and said, \"Lady, - I haven\'t eaten in three days.\" \"Force yourself\" she replied.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6618,'Ethnic','Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street...','Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.\"Oy, Abraham, I\'m sorry to hear about that fire at your warehouse\". \"Ssh!\" hisses the other, \"It\'s not till next week\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6619,'Ethnic','How did you do that??','Two Jewish businessmen meet in the street.\"Well, Morrie, how\'s your warehouse business going?\". \"Oy vey, Abraham, it\'s not going so good, we had a flood last week.\"\"So, Morrie,\" whispers Abraham \"How do you start a flood?\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6620,'Ethnic','Out All Night Drinking','Out All Night Drinking An Irishman\'s been at a pub all night drinking. The bartender finally says that the bar is closed. So he stands up to leave and falls flat on his face. He figures he\'ll crawl outside and get some fresh air and maybe that will sober him up. Once outside he stands up and falls flat on his face. So he crawls home and at the door stands up and falls flat on his face. He crawls through the door and up the stairs. When he reaches his bed he tries one more time to stand up. This time he falls right into bed and is sound asleep. He awakens the next morning to his wife standing over him shouting at him. \"So, you\'ve been out drinking again!!\" \"How did you know?\" he asks. \"The pub called, you left your wheelchair there again.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6621,'Ethnic','A brief declaration','A little Italian grandfather comes up to Customs.The Customs official says, \"Have you got anything to declare?\"He thinks a second and he says, \"It\'s a nice-a day!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6622,'Ethnic','A present for the anniversary','A middle-aged Jewish guy is out to dinner with his wife to celebrate her fortieth birthday. He says, \"So what would you like, Julie? A Jaguar? A sable coat? A diamond necklace?\"She says, \"Bernie, I want a divorce.\" He says, \"I wasn\'t planning on spending that much.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6623,'Ethnic','You know what that little red dot means in the middle...','You know what that little red dot means in the middle of an Indian woman\'s forehead? ............................\"Coffee\'s ready.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6624,'Ethnic','An effective contraceptive','After having their 11th child, an Alabama couple decided that was enough (they could not afforda larger double-wide). So, the husband went to his doctor (who also treated mules) and told himthat he and his wife/cousin didn\'t want to have any more children. The doctor told him that there was a procedure called a vasectomy that could fix the problem. The doctor instructed him to go home, get a cherry bomb (fireworks are legal in \'Bama), light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his ear and count to 10. The Alabamian said to the doctor, \"I may not be the smartest man, but I don\'t see how putting a cherry bomb in a beer can next to my ear is going to help me.\" So, the couple drove to Georgia to get a second opinion. The Georgia physician was just about to tell them about the procedure for a vasectomy when he noticed that they were from Alabama. This doctor instead told the man to go home and get a cherry bomb, light it, place it in a beercan, hold it to his ear and count to 10. Figuring that both learned physicians couldn\'t be wrong, the man went home, lit a cherry bomb and put it in a beer can. He held the can up to his ear and began to count. \"1, 2, 3, 4, 5 . . . . \", at which point he paused, placed the beer can between his legs and resumed counting on his other hand...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6625,'Ethnic','There were three Eskimos in Alaska...','There were three Eskimos in Alaska, and one time while they were at their local bar, they got to talking about how cold it was outside, and how cold their igloos were. They could agree on everything but whose igloo was the coldest, so they decided to determine who, indeed, had the coldest igloo. They went to the first Eskimo\'s igloo, where he said \"Watch this!\" and poured a cup of water into the air. Well, the water froze in mid-air and fell onto the floor solid. \"Not bad\" said the other Eskimos, but each maintained their igloo was colder still. So they went to the second Eskimo\'s igloo, and he said \"Watch this!\" and took a big breath and exhaled, whereupon his breath froze into a big lump and fell to the floor. \"Wow, that\'s colder than mine!\"said the first Eskimo. But the third Eskimo exclaimed his was colder still. So they ended up at the third Eskimo\'s igloo. He said \"Watch this!\" and went into the bedroom, looked under three hugh back thick furs, and retrieved one of several small balls of ice there. He took one of the small balls of ice and put it in a spoon, and held a match under it. When it heated up enough, it went \"FFFAAAARRRRTTT\". He won..............................................................',0,0,0,'Active'),(6626,'Ethnic','A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar...','A man stumbles up to the only other patron in a bar and asks if he could buy him a drink. \"Why of course,\" comes the reply. The first man then asks: \"Where are you from?\" \"I\'m from Ireland,\" replies the second man. The first man responds: \"You don\'t say, I\'m from Ireland too! Let\'s have another round to Ireland.\" \"Of course,\" replies the second man. Curious, the first man then asks: \"Where in Ireland are you from?\" \"Dublin,\" comes the reply. \"I can\'t believe it,\" says the first man. \"I\'m from Dublin too! Let\'s have another drink to Dublin.\" \"Of course,\" replies the second man. Curiosity again strikes and the first man asks: \"What school did you go to?\" \"Saint Mary\'s,\" replies the second man, \"I graduated in \'62.\" \"This is unbelievable!\", the first man says. \"I went to Saint Mary\'s and I graduated in \'62, too!\" About that time in comes one of the regulars and sits down at the bar. \"What\'s been going on?\" he asks the bartender. \"Nothing much,\" replies the bartender. \"The O\'Mally twins are drunk again.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6627,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the hillbilly...','Did you hear about the hillbilly who went into the hardware store to buy a chain saw ? He said I want one that will cut down at least 10 trees a day. He was back at the hardware store with the saw a couple days later complaining that it only cut one tree and that took all day. The clerk at the hardware store started the saw to see what the problem was. The hillbilly jumped back and said what the hell is that noise?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6628,'Ethnic','A Negro was travelling in china...','A negro was travelling in china. In a remote village, he came upon an elderly chinaman skipping stones across a lake. At each bounce of the stone off the water, the mountains surrounding the lake echoed back, \"CHING...CHANG...CHUN...\" The negro was amazed. He asked the chinaman what was going on. \"Oh\", said the chinee, \"magic spirit of the lake echo back the names of your ancient ancestors as your stone skip upon the sacred waters\". \"Wow\", said the negro, \"can I try it?\". \"Certainly\", replied the chinaman. The negro picked up the biggest stone he could find, and gave it a mighty heave across the waters...and as it skipped across the waters, the mountains echoed back \"CHIM...PAN...ZEE....\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6629,'Ethnic','A gruesome discovery','A girl was intrigued at the kilt that a Scottsman was wearing, wondering what he would be wearing underneath. \"What\'s underneath your kilt?\", she asked him. \"Why don\'t you take a look\", he replied. Curiosity overcomming her, she lifted the kilt.then let it go,\"Oh, it\'s gruesome!\" \"Well, why don\'t you take another look, it just grew-some more.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6630,'Ethnic','Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their...','Two Irish lads had been out shacking up with their girl friends. One felt guilty and decided he should stop at the church and confess. He went into the confession booth and told the Father, \"Father, I have sinned. I have committed fornication with a lady. Please forgive me.\" The Father said, \"Tell me who the lady was.\" The lad said he couldn\'t do that and the Father said he couldn\'t grant him forgiveness unless he did. \"Was it Mollie O\'Grady?\" asked the Father.\" \"No.\" \"Was it Rosie Kelly?\" \"No.\" \"Was it that red-headed wench Tessie O\'Malley?\" \"No.\" \"Well then,\" said the Father, \"You\'ll not be forgiven.\" When the lad met his friend outside the friend asked, \"So, did you find forgiveness.\" \"No,\" said the other, \"but I picked up three good prospects!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6631,'Ethnic','One night, at the lodge of a hunting club...','Barbara Walters was doing a documentary on the customs of American Indians. After a tour of a reservation, she asked a Brave,who had only one feather in his headdress, \"Why the difference in the number of feathers in the headdresses?\" His reply was, \"Me have only one sqaw, me have only one feather.\" She asked another Brave, feeling the first fellow was only joking. This Brave had four feathers in his headdress. He replied, \"Ugh; me have four feathers because me sleep with four squaws.\" Still not convinced the number of feathers indicated the number of sqaws involved, she decided to interview the Chief. Now the Chief had a headdress full of feathers, which, needless to say, amused Ms. Walters. She asked the Chief, \"Why do you have so many feathers in your headdress?\" The Chief proudly pounded his chest and said, \"Me Chief. Me fuck-em all. Big, small, fat, tall. Me fuck-em all.\" Horrified, Ms. Walters stated, \"You ought to be hung!\" The Chief replied, \"You damned right, me hung. Big like buffalo, long like snake.\" Ms. Walters cried, \"You don\'t have to be so goddamned hostile!\" The Chief replied, \"Hoss-style, dog- style, wolf-style, any-style, me fuck-em all!\" With tears in her eyes, Ms. Walters cried, \"Oh dear.\" The Chief said, \"No deer. Me no fuck deer. Asshole too high and fuckers run too fast. No fuck deer!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6632,'Ethnic','An American woman and an Iranian woman...','An American woman and an Iranian woman are in the supermarket. The Iranian woman picks up two potatoes and says, \"These remind me of my husband\'s testicles.\" The American woman says, \"That big?\" The Iranian woman says, No...that dirty.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6633,'Ethnic','A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian...','A Canadian, a Scotsman, and an Australian are in a bar discussing the mental abilities of their wives. The Canadian says, \"You know my wife must be the most stupid woman in the world. She went to a supermarket sale and bought $900 worth of meat, and we don\'t even have a freezer! The Scotsman says, \"That\'s nothing! My wife went out last week and bought a brand new $30,000 car, and she can\'t even drive! Not to be out done, the Aussie says, \"My wife is a lot dumber than that! Last week she left for a two week holiday in Paris and I saw her pack 20 condoms! Hell, she doesn\'t even have a penis!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6634,'Ethnic','Cold Hands','Cold Hands There\'s an Ahmish girl riding in a buggy with her mother, and she say\'s \"my hands are really cold, how can I warm them up?\" Her mother say\'s \"Put them between your legs, that will warm them up.\" So she does, and her mother was right. The next day the girl is riding in the buggy with her boyfriend, and he says his hands are cold, so the girl say\'s, \"Put them between my legs, that will warm them up.\" So he does, and his hands get warm. The next day he has a cold nose, and they use the same remedy. The day after that he say\'s \"My dick is really cold\" and the girl says, \"Put it between my legs and warm it up.\" So he does. She\'s talking to her mother the next day and she asks, \"Mom have you ever heard of a penis?\" Her mother says, \"Yes, why do you ask?\" She says I don\'t know what they are, but they make an awful mess when they thaw out!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6635,'Ethnic','The headmistress at a girls prep school...','The headmistress at a girls\' prep school in the old South (circa 1959) calls down to the army base and speaks with one of the officers: \"We\'re having a social here at school and I was wondering if you could send some of your nice young men to attend.\" \"Why of course,\" the Lieutenant answers. \"Just one thing,\" says the lady. \"Of course you\'ll make sure there aren\'t any Jews there.\" \"Why of course,\" the Lieutenant answers. On the day of the dance, a bus pulls up from the base. Out comes a platoon of black GIs. The schoolmistress is quite distressed. \"Why, why, there must be some mistake,\" she says to a burly black Master Sergeant. \"Why heck no, ma\'am,\" he replies. \"Lt. Goldberg NEVER makes a mistake!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6636,'Ethnic','Three people were standing on the Titanic...','Three people were standing on the Titanic, An American, a Brit and an belgian. It was almost sinking. The captain told everyone to go into the liveboats. The Brit yelled \"Women and children first\". The American said \"Screw the women and children\" and the Belgian answered \"Huh, do we have enough time left to do that?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6637,'Ethnic','A young Indian boy came back to the reservation...','A young Indian boy came back to the reservation for a family visit after his first year at college. When his dad asked him about his first year at school, he said: I\'m having trouble with people making fun of me, especially my Indian name. How did you come to give your children such odd names\"? His father said: \"When your brother was born, I looked out the teepee and I saw an eagle flying so I named him Little Eagle and when your sister was born, I looked out the teepee and saw a deer grazing, so I named her spotted fawn. Why do you ask, Two Dogs F*cking\"?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6638,'Ethnic','Last Lunch','Last Lunch Three steel workers were having lunch at the construction site, a 20 story building. The first worker is Italian and when he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, \"Oh, no, if I have to eat spaghetti for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.\" The second worker is Hispanic. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, \" Oh, no, if I have to eat tacos for lunch one more time, I going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.\" The third worker is polish. When he looks in his lunch box, he exclaims, \"Oh, no, if I have to eat polish sausage one more time for lunch, I\'m going to jump off the 20th floor and kill myself.\" The next day the Italian looks in his lunch box, sees a bowl of spaghetti. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Then the Hispanic worker looks in his lunch box, sees 2 tacos. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. Finally the polish worker looks in his lunch box, sees a polish sausage sandwich. He walks to the edge and jumps to his death. At the funeral for the three workers the Italian workers wife is sobbing out of control and cries,\" Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed him a different lunch!\" The Hispanics wife is also sobbing out of control and cries,\" Oh, its all my fault. If only I had packed my husband a different lunch!\" The polish workers wife isn\'t crying at all so the other two wives confront her. \"Don\'t look at me,\" she exclaims, \"He packs his own lunch!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6639,'Ethnic','Fair business','Here\'s one about the old native American who wanted a loan for $500. The banker pulled out the loan application, \"What are you going to do with the money?\" \"Take jewlery to city and sell it,\" was the response. \"What have you got for collateral?\" \"Don\'t know collateral.\" \"Well that\'s something of value that would cover the cost of the loan.Have you got any vehicles?\" \"Yes, 1949 Chevy pickup.\" The banker shook his head, \"How about livestock?\" \"Yes, I have a horse.\" \"How old is it?\" \"Don\'t know, has no teeth.\" Finally the banker decided to make the $500 loan. Several weeks later the old man was back in the bank. He pulled out a roll of bills, \"Here to pay.\" he said. He then handed the banker the money to pay his loan off.\"What are you going to do with the rest of that money?\" \"Put in teepee.\" \"Why don\'t you deposit it in my bank,\" he asked. \"Don\'t know deposit.\" \"You put the money in our bank and we take care of it for you. When you want to use it you can withdraw it.\" The old Indian leaned across the desk, \"What you got for collateral?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6640,'Ethnic','Majority rules','So it seems that these four rabbis had a series of theological arguments, and three were always in accord against the fourth. One day, the odd rabbi out, after the usual \"3 to 1, majority rules\" statement that signified that he had lost again, decided to appeal to a higher authority.\"Oh, God!\" he cried. \"I know in my heart that I am right and they are wrong! Please give me a sign to prove it to them!\"It was a beautiful, sunny day. As soon as the rabbi finished his prayer, a storm cloud moved across the sky above the four. It rumbled once and dissolved. \"A sign from God! See, I\'m right, I knew it!\" But the other three disagreed, pointing out that storm clouds form on hot days.So the rabbi prayed again: \"Oh, God, I need a bigger sign to show that I am right and they are wrong. So please, God, a bigger sign!\" This time four storm clouds appeared, rushed toward each other to form one big cloud, and a bolt of lightning slammed into a tree on a nearby hill.\"I told you I was right!\" cried the rabbi, but his friends insisted that nothing had happened that could not be explained by natural causes.The rabbi was getting ready to ask for a *very big* sign, but just as he said, \"Oh God...,\" the sky turned pitch black, the earth shook, and a deep, booming voice intoned, \"HEEEEEEEE\'S RIIIIIIIGHT!\"The rabbi put his hands on his hips, turned to the other three, and said, \"Well?\"\"So,\" shrugged one of the other rabbis, \"now it\'s 3 to 2.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6641,'Ethnic','A town in Poland had only one cow...','A town in Poland had only one cow and it stopped giving milk. The townspeople did a little research and discovered they could get a cow from Moscow for 2000 rubles - or one from Minsk for only 1000 rubles. So, naturally, --- they got the cow from Minsk.It was a great cow: had a wonderful disposition, and gave lots of milk and lots of cream. Everybody loved it dearly. The people decided they would mate the cow and get more cows like it, and then they would never have to worry about their milk supply again.So they got a bull and led the cow and the bull into the pasture. When the bull came in from the right to mount the cow, the cow moved to the left. When the bull moved in to mount the cow from the left, the cow moved to the right. This went on all day.Finally, in desperation, the people decided to go ask the rabbi what to do. After all he was very wise.They told him the story. \"Rabbi, we\'ve tried all day to mate our cow. When the bull moves in from the right the cow moves left and when the bull moves in from the left the cow moves to the right. What do we do?\"The Rabbi thought a moment and asked, \"Did you buy this cow from Minsk?\"\"Rabbi!\" they replied as one, \"You are so wise! We never said we bought the cow from Minsk. How did you know that?\"The Rabbi said, sadly, \"My wife is from Minsk.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6642,'Ethnic','Armando asks...','Armando went to his neighbor and asked, \"Hey Carlos, do you like a woman who has a beeg stomach steeking oll the way out?\" \"No,\" says Carlos. Armando asks, \"Do you like a woman whose teets hang almost to her knees?\" \"No,\" says Carlos. \"Well, Carlos, would you like a woman whose heeps are so mucho grande?\" \"Caramba! No, amigo!\" Carlos replied. \"Theen tell me why,\" asked Armando, \"do you keep screwing my wife?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6643,'Ethnic','A pious man who had reached the age of 105...','A pious man who had reached the age of 105 suddenly stopped going to synagogue. Alarmed by the old fellow\'s absence after so many years of faithful attendance the Rabbi went to see him. He found him in excellent health, so the Rabbi asked, \"How come after all these years we don\'t see you at services anymore?\"The old man looked around and lowered his voice. \"I\'ll tell you, Rabbi,\" he whispered. \"When I got to be 90, I expected God to take me any day. But then I got to be 95, then 100, then 105. So I figured that God is very busy and must\'ve forgotten about me, and I don\'t want to remind Him!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6644,'Ethnic','During the Mexican/American war...','During the Mexican/American war, an intense long standoff occured along the front. For days and days neither side made any advances. Finally, an American general had a bright idea. He aimed his rifle to the Mexican trenches and yelled \"Hey Juan!\".....A soldier jumped up and replied \"What?\" The general shot him dead. This continued for three days. A Mexican general decided that two could play this game and decided to try it out. He called out \"Hey John!!\" An American replied \"John isn\'t here......is that you Juan?\" The Mexican general stood up, \"Yeah?!\".....',0,0,0,'Active'),(6645,'Ethnic','A Mexican, a black, and a white guy...','A Mexican, a black, and a white guy are in a bar having a drink when agood-looking girl comes up to them and says \"whoever can say liver andcheese in a sentence can have me\". So the white guy says\"I love liver and cheese.\" she says \"that\'s not good enough.\" The black says \"I hate liver and cheese\", and she says \"that\'s notcreative\", and then the Mexican says \"liver alone cheese mine.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6646,'Ethnic','The Frenchman and the Italian...','The Frenchman and the Italian were in the woods hunting together when suddenly a voluptuous blonde girl raced across their path, totally nude. \"Would I love to eat that? Oui, oui!\" the Frenchman said, smacking his lips.So the Italian shot her.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6647,'Ethnic','How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?','How do you know Monica Lewinsky is Jewish?If she wasn\'t,she wouldn\'t have stained her dress.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6648,'Ethnic','Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?','Q: Who are Sven War, Ollie Famine, Piter Pestilence, and Jergi Death?A: The four Norseman of the Apocolypse.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6649,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the Polish Navy tragic accident?','Did you hear about the Polish Navy\'s tragic accident?A hundred and thirty-seven sailors drowned trying to push-starttheir new submarine.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6650,'Ethnic','Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who...','Isaac and Hymie were two tired Brooklyn businessmen who wereordered to take a Caribbean cruise by their doctors. The second nightout on the way to Martinique they were leaning against the rail,looking at the big bright tropical moon on the sea, really startingto unwind. Suddenly the rail broke and both Jews fell screaming into theocean. They came up gasping and spluttering and saw the ship sailingaway from them into the darkness. As Isaac had fallen overboard he hadmanaged to grab a life preserver, and now he clung to it, desperatelytreading water. \"Hyman!\" he called out, \"Hyman, can you float alone?\"\"Oy vay!\" called out Hymie from the dark waters. \"Vat a time totalk business!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6651,'Ethnic','A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites...','A Jewish man has just won the lottery and invites his family to adinner. He then stands up to thank everyone. \"First I must thank my beautiful wife for her help and support, thenI want to thank my children, and the lottery commission.\" \"Then I would like to thank Adolf Hitler\". Suddenly everyone wassilent as he showed some numbers tatooed on his forearm and said,\"For the winning numbers\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6652,'Ethnic','A Chinese man is making love to his wife...','A Chinese man is making love to his wife. He whispers in her ear,\"Baby, I wanna\' 69!\"She gives him a strange look and replies, \"You want Beef and Broccoli NOW?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6653,'Ethnic','This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building...','This guy is walking through Chinatown and sees a building with asign \"Hans Olaffsen\'s Laundry.\" \"Hans Olaffsen?\", he thinks. \"How inthe world does that fit in here?\"So, he walks into the shop and sees an old Chinese gentleman sittingin the corner. The visitor asks, \"How in the world did this placeget a name like Hans Olaffsen\'s Laundry?\"The old man answers \"Is name of owner.\"The visitor asks \"Well, who is the owner?\"\"I am he,\" answers the old man.\"You? How did you ever get a name like Hans Olaffsen?\"The old man replies, \"Many years ago when I come to this country, Iwas standing in line at Documentation Center. Man in front of mewas big blonde Swede. Lady look at him and go, \"What your name?\" Hesay, \" Hans Olaffsen.\" She look at me say, \"What your name?\" I say,\"Sam Ting.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6654,'Ethnic','How do you circumcise a redneck?','How do you circumcise a redneck?Kick his sister in the chin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6655,'Ethnic','Poor Rabbi!','A young Jewish couple had only recently set up housekeeping when anunfortunate incident occurred.Early one morning, the wife, drowsy from bed, went to the toiletfor the morning\'s relief, and neglected to notice that the seat was up.When she sat, she kept going!She was just the right size and shape so that she became jammedinto the toilet past her waist with her legs sticking straight up infront of her.She cried for her husband, who rushed in, and for the next hour trieddesperately to extricate her.In this process they removed her sleeping gown, but this only left hernaked and still stuck, with a particular part of her anatomy prominentlyvisible between her splayed legs.Finally, the couple resolved to call a plumber,despite the embarrassing nature of their problem.When the plumber arrived, the young man let him in, but as they werewalking to the bathroom, the young man realized that his wife wasexposed in a very compromising and humiliating way.Thinking fast, he ran ahead of the plumber and placed the first thing hecould think of, his yarmulke skull cap, over his wife\'s exposedprivates.The plumber walked into the bathroom, took one long look, and commented:\"Well, I think I can save your wife, buddy, but the Rabbi\'s a goner.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6656,'Ethnic','Why cant black women become nuns?','Why can\'t black women become nuns?They can\'t say superior after mother.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6657,'Ethnic','What did the mongoloid say to his dog?','What did the mongoloid say to his dog?Downsyndrome!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6658,'Ethnic','Why dont mexicans have checking accounts?','Why don\'t mexicans have checking accounts?It\'s too hard to spray paint your name on the little line.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6659,'Ethnic','Why dont mexicans have barbeques?','Why don\'t mexicans have barbeques?the beans keep slipping through the grill.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6660,'Ethnic','Why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?','why did Santa Anna bring only 4000 troops to the Alamo?he only had 2 cars.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6661,'Ethnic','So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a building...','So this Mexican dude was taking a piss on the side of a buildingand this white dude sees him. After the Mexican is done the whiteguy asks him, \"How come you Mexicans don\'t wash your hands afteryou pee?\"And the Mexican guy replies, \"Because we Mexicans don\'t piss inour hands\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6662,'Ethnic','What is the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral?','What\'s the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irishfuneral?One less drunk.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6663,'Ethnic','Redneck wins lottery...','A Redneck buys a ticket and wins the lottery. He goes toAustin to claim it where the man verifies his ticket number. The Redneck says \"I want my $20 million.\"To which the man replied, \"No, sir. It doesn\'t work that way.We give you a million today, and then you\'ll get the restspread out for the next 19 years.\" The Redneck said, \"Oh, no. I want all my money RIGHTnow! I won it, and I want it.\" Again the man patiently explains that he would only get amillion that day and the rest during the next 19 years. The Redneck, furious with the man, screams out, \"Look, IWANT MY MONEY!! If you\'re not going to give me my $20million \"right now,\" THEN I WANT MY DOLLAR BACK!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6664,'Ethnic','How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having their period?','Q: How do Redneck mothers know when their daughters are having theirperiod?A: Their son\'s dicks taste funny!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6665,'Ethnic','A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking...','A young black boy goes into the kitchen where his mother is baking. Heputs his hands in the flour and coats his face with it. He looks at hismother and says \"Look Momma, I\'m a white boy.\" His mother slaps him hardon the face and says \"Boy, go show your Daddy.\" The boy goes into theliving room and says \"Look Daddy, I\'m a white boy.\" His Daddy slaps himon the face, too and says, \"Boy, go show your grandmother.\" So the boygoes to see his grandma and says \"Look Granny, I\'m a white boy.\" Sheslaps him on the face and sends him back to his mother. His mother says\"Well, did you learn something from all this?\" The boy shakes his headand says \"I sure nuff did, I\'ve only been a white boy for five minutesand I already hate you black people\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6666,'Ethnic','What is every Amish womans private fantasy?','Question: What is every Amish woman\'s private fantasy? Answer: Two Mennonite!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6667,'Ethnic','How do we know that the Toothbrush was invented in West Virginia?','How do we know that the \"Toothbrush\" was invented in West Virginia? - Had it been invented anywhere else it would have been called a \"Teethbrush\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6668,'Ethnic','Why cannot you circumcise Iranians?','Why can\'t you circumcise Iranians? - There\'s no end to those pricks.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6669,'Ethnic','What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner?','What does a Jewish American Princess make for dinner? Reservations.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6670,'Ethnic','The first Jewish woman President is elected...','The first Jewish woman President is elected.She calls her Mother: \"Mama, I\'ve won the elections,you\'ve got to come to the swearing-in ceremony.\"\"I don\'t know, what would I wear?\"\"Don\'t worry, I\'ll send you a dressmaker\"\"But I only eat kosher food\"\"Mama, I am going to be the president, I can get you kosher food\"\"But how will I get there?\"\"I\'ll send a limo, just come mama\"\"Ok, Ok, if it makes you happy.The great day comes and Mama is seated between the Supreme CourtJustices and the Future Cabinet members, she nudges the gentlemanon her right. \"You see that girl, the one with her hand on the Bible?\"...\"Her brother\'s a doctor!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6671,'Ethnic','What is the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler?','What\'s the difference between a Jewish Mother and a Rottweiler? Eventually the Rottweiler lets go!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6672,'Ethnic','An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his name...','An Irish man went to the courthouse to change his namelegally changed. When he replied, the desk clerk asked\"Can i help you sir?\"Our man said \"Yes, I would like to change my name.\"\"What is your current name?\" asked the clerk.\"Martin Arsehole,\" replied the man.The clerk laughed, and said \"I can see why you want achange. What would you like your new name to be?\"\"Tim.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6673,'Ethnic','What do you call a gay Indian?','What do you call a gay Indian? A brave sucker!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6674,'Ethnic','What is the difference between a homeless and a pizza?','What\'s the difference between a homeless and a pizza? A pizza can feed a family of four.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6675,'Ethnic','What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track?','What do you call 500 Natives running on the race track? The Indy 500.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6676,'Ethnic','How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb?','How many Poles does it take to screw in a light bulb? I don\'t know. I havn\'t find one that could do it yet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6677,'Ethnic','Do you know why the baby Jesus was not born in Iowa?','Do you know why the baby Jesus wasn\'t born in Iowa? They couldn\'t find three wise men!!!Sent by Spencer',0,0,0,'Active'),(6678,'Ethnic','What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?','What is the difference between a jew and a canoe?A canoe tips.....Sent by deadcatz',0,0,0,'Active'),(6679,'Ethnic','What do West Virginians call a pretty woman?','What do West Virginians call a pretty woman? A tourist.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6680,'Ethnic','What is New Jersey state bird?','What is New Jersey\'s state bird? The common House Fly.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6681,'Ethnic','What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang...','What goes: Clip clop, clip clop, clip clop, bang bang, clip clop, clip clop, clip clop? An \'Amish\' drive-by shooting',0,0,0,'Active'),(6682,'Ethnic','A reason for divorce','\"Well, Mrs. O\'Connor, so you want a divorce?\" the solicitor questionedhis client. \"Tell me about it. Do you have a grudge?\"\"Oh, no,\" replied Mrs. O\'Connor. \"Shure now, we have a carport.\"The solicitor tried again. \"Well, does the man beat you up?\"\"No, no,\" said Mrs. O\'Connor, looking puzzled. \"I\'m always first outof bed.\"Still hopeful, the solicitor tried once again. \"Well, does he go in forunnatural connubial practices?\"\"Shure now, he plays the flute, but I don\'t think he knows anything aboutthe connubial.\"Now desperate, the solicitor pushed on. \"What I\'m trying to find out arewhat grounds you have.\"\"Bless ye, sor. We live in a flat -- not even a window box, let alone grounds.\"\"Mrs. O\'Connor,\" the solicitor said in considerable exasperation,\"you need a reason that the court can consider. What is the reason for youseeking this divorce?\"\"Ah, well now,\" said the lady, \"Shure it\'s because the man can\'t hold anintelligent conversation.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6683,'Ethnic','Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway...','Tim Kelly was walking therough a dim passageway when someonespoke to him. \"Good evenin\', Kelly,\" said the muffledfigure. \"Don\'t ye be knowin\' your old friend Grogan any more?\"Kelly stared at Grogan, whose face was a patchwork of bandagesand adhesive plaster. One arm was in a sling and he was leaningon a crutch.\"Saints!\" cried Kelly. \"Was ye hit by a train, Grogan, or didye merely jump from the trestle?\"\"It could\'ve been both,\" said Grogan, \"considerin\' the feel ofit. But the truth is, I was in bed with Murphy\'s wife when Murphyhimself comes in with a murtherin\' big shillelagh in his hand,and the inconsiderate creature beat the livin\' bejazus outa me.\"\"He did indade,\" said Kelly. \"But couldn\'t ye defend y\'rself,Grogan? Hadn\'t ye nothin\' in your own hand?\"\"Only Mrs. Murphy\'s ass,\" said Grogan. \"It\'s a beautiful thingin itself, but not worth a dom in a fight.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6684,'Ethnic','Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern...','Tim Shandy stepped into the Warm Spoon, a popular Galway tavern.To Mike Callahan, the barkeep, Shandy said \"Mike, I\'ll be havin\'three whiskeys.\"Callahan set up three glasses and began to pour. \"Now, Timothy,it\'s not the usual thing for you to ask for three whiskeys. It\'scelebratin\', you are.\"Ahh, ye know me too well, Micheal, ye do. Truth, and I\'m celebratingme first blow job.\"Callahan smiled benevolently and set a fourth glass on the bar.\"Now, that\'s special,\" he said. \"For an old customer like y\'rself,here\'s a fourth on the house, so I may be sharin\' your celebrationwith you.\"Shandy shook his head, and replied \"\'Tis verra kind of ye, Micheal,but I\'m thinkin\' if three won\'t get rid of the taste, four won\'teither.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6685,'Ethnic','What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand?','What do you call four Mexicans in quicksand? - Quattro Sink-o',0,0,0,'Active'),(6686,'Ethnic','How does a Russian commit suicide?','How does a Russian commit suicide? He smells his armpit How does an American commit suicide? He tells this joke to a Russian.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6687,'Ethnic','Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex?','Why does a Jewish American Princess close her eyes during sex? She can\'t stand it to see her husband enjoy himself.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6688,'Ethnic','How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team?','How come Mexico never has a good Olympic team? Because all of the mexicans that can run, jump, or swim are in the U.S.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6689,'Ethnic','An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time...','An Arab diplomat visiting the US for the first time wasbeing wined and dined by the State Department. The GrandEmir was unused to the salt in American foods (frenchfries, cheeses, salami, anchovies etc.) and was constantlysending his manservant Abdul to fetch him a glass of water.Time and again, Abdul would scamper off and return with aglass of water, but then came the time when he returnedempty-handed.\"Abdul, you son of an ugly camel, where is my water?\"demanded the Grand Emir.\"A thousand pardons, O Illustrious One,\" stammered thewretched Abdul, \"white man sit on well.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6690,'Ethnic','Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar...','Two Texan are sitting in a small town bar, where one braggedto the other: \"You know, I had me every woman in this town,except my mother and my sister.\" \"Well,\" his buddy replied, \"between you and me we got \'em all.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6691,'Ethnic','A Polish family is sitting in the living room...','A Polish family is sitting in the living room.The wife turns to the husband and says, \"Let\'s send the kids out back to p-l-a-y , so we can fuck.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6692,'Ethnic','Giuseppi walks into work, and he says...','Giuseppi walks into work, and he says, \"Ey, Tony! You know who\'s-a George Washington?\"Tony says, \"No, Giuseppi, who\'s-a George Washington?\"He says, \"Hah! George-a Washington\'s the first-a President of-a United States. I\'m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.\"A couple of days later, Giuseppi walks into work and says. \"Ey, Tony, you know who\'s-a Abraham Lincoln?\"Tony says, \"No, Giuseppi, who\'s-a Abraham Lincoln?\"He says, \"Hah! Abaham-a Lincoln is-a sixteenth President of-a the United States. I\'m-a go to night school, learn all about-a United States, and become-a U.S.-a citizen.\"A guy in the back of the shop yells, \"Yo, Giuseppi . . . you know who Fishlips Lorenzo is?\"He says, \"No. Who\'s-a Fishlips Lorenzo is?\"The guy yells, \"That\'s the guy who\'s bangin\' your wife while you\'re in night school.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6693,'Ethnic','A bus conversation','A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves andengage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind themignores their conversation at first, but her attention isgalvanized when she hears one of the men saying the following;\"Emma come first. Denna I come. Two asses, they come together.I come again. Two asses, they come together again. I come againand pee twice. Denna I come once-a more.\"\"You fowl-mouthed swine,\" retorted the lady indignantly. \"Inthis country we don\'t talk about our sex lives in public!\"Hey, coola down lady,\" said the man, \"Imma justa tellun myfriend howa to spella Mississippi.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6694,'Ethnic','If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce...','If a couple from Tennessee get a legal divorce, can they still be brother and sister?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6695,'Ethnic','What is the last thing you usually hear before...','What is the last thing you usually hear before a redneck dies? \'Hey y\'all... Watch this!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6696,'Ethnic','A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau...','A journalist assigned to the Jerusalem bureau takes an apartment overlooking the Wailing Wall. Every day when she looks out, she sees an old Jewish man praying vigorously. So the journalist goes down and introduces herself to the old man. She asks: \"You come every day to the wall. How long have you done that and what are you praying for?\"The old man replies, \"I have come here to pray every day for 25 years. In the morning I pray for world peace and then for the brotherhood of man. I go home have a cup of tea and I come back and pray for the eradication of illness and disease from the earth.\"The journalist is amazed. \"How does it make you feel to come here every day for 25 years and pray for these things?\" she asks.The old man looks at her sadly. \"Like I\'m talking to a wall.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6697,'Ethnic','With a puzzled look on his face...','With a puzzled look on his face an Indian boy asked,\"Say, mom, why is my bigger brother named Mighty Storm?\" She told him, \"Because he was conceived during a mighty storm.\" Then he asked, \"Why is my sister named Cornflower?\" She replied, \"Well, your father and I were in a cornfield whenwe made her.\" \"And why is my other sister called Moonchild?\" \"We were watching the moon landing while she was conceived.\",She explained. The Mother Indian paused for a moment thenasked her son, \"Tell me, Torn Rubber, why are you so curious?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6698,'Ethnic','A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hill...','A Scottish lad and lass were sitting together on a heathery hillin the Highlands. They had been silent for a while; then the lasssaid, \"A penny for your thoughts.\" The lad was a bit abashed, buthe finally said, \"Well, I was thinkin\' how nice it would be ifye\'d give me a wee bit of a kiss.\" So she did so. But he againlapsed into a pensive mood which lasted long enough for the lassto ask him, \"What arre ye thinkin\' now?\" To which the lad replied: \"Well, I was hopin\' ye hadn\'t forgot the penny!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6699,'Ethnic','What is the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac?','What\'s the definition of a Jewish nyphomaniac? One that screws when she\'s just had her hair done.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6700,'Ethnic','What is a Jewish American Princesses idea of kinky sex?','What\'s a Jewish American Princess\'s idea of kinky sex? She moves.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6701,'Ethnic','The three survivors of the shipwreck...','The three survivors of the shipwreck were being driven mad by hunger.The Irishman, an expert navigator, told the others that if they couldrow the lifeboat for three more days they could make landfall.The Pole, the ship\'s doctor, said that they could not possibly lastthat long, that there was only one solution to the problem and thatone of them would have to sacrifice themselves for the good of the others.The Englishman, the captain, said that he quite understood and that hewould volunteer as he should have gone down with the ship anyway.After saying an emotional farewell to his crewmen, the captain jumpedoverboard and sank without trace.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6702,'Ethnic','What is the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?','What\'s the difference between a black and a white fairy tale?A white one starts off with \"Once upon a time...\".A black one starts off with \"Yo ass ain\'t gonna believe dis shit...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6703,'Ethnic','Why do not Mexicans teach drivers Ed...','Why don\'t Mexicans teach driver\'s Ed. and Sex Education on the same day? Because they don\'t want to wear out the donkey.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6704,'Ethnic','Why does the University of Tennesse football...','Why does the University of Tennesse footballteam wear orange to all their Saturday games? So that they can wear the same outfit to go hunting on Sunday, and to work on Monday.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6705,'Ethnic','How do you sink a Polish submarine?','How do you sink a Polish submarine? You knock on the door.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6706,'Ethnic','Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?','Why do Scottsmen wear kilts?The sound of the zipper scares the sheep.Sent by Lou',0,0,0,'Active'),(6707,'Ethnic','An old italian couple is walking around in the mall...','An old italian couple is walking around in the mall. Aftera while they get separated so the woman goes up to the first saleswoman she sees and ask: \"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He\'s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?\" The saleswoman answers that she hasn\'t seen her husband.So the Italian woman goes to aks another saleswoman: \"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He\'s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?\" \"No, I\'m sorry maam, I haven\'t seen your husband.\"The Italian woman goes to see one more saleswoman and ask: \"Escusa me, have you senn-a me Tony. He\'s got a big-a belly and a-lots of curly black hair?\" The saleswoman answers: \"Yes I saw him, he ran out of here lickety split.\"To which the Italian woman answers: \"No no no, that\'s not-a my tony, he pinch-a the bum, grab-a the breasts but he no lickety split!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6708,'Ethnic','An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California...','An old Jewish man is talking long-distance to California when all of a sudden he gets cut off. He hollers, \"Operator, giff me beck the party!\"She says, \"I\'m sorry sir, you\'ll have to make the call all over again.\"He says, \"What do you want from my life? Giff me beck da party.\"She says, \"I\'m sorry sir, you\'ll have to place the call again.\"He says, \"Operator, ya know vat? Take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere!\" And he hangs up.Two days later he opens the door and there are two big, strapping guys standing there who say, \"We came to take your telephone out.\"He says, \"Vy?\"They say, \"Because you insulted Operator 28 two days ago. But if you\'d like to call up and apologize, we\'ll leave the telephone here.\"He says, \"Vait a minute, vat\'s da rush, vat\'s da hurry?\" He goes to the telephone and dials. \"Hello? Get me Operator 28. Hello, Operator28? Remember me? Two days ago I insulted you? I told you to take da telephone and shove it in you-know-vere?\"She says, \"Yes?\"He says, \"Vell, get ready -- dey\'re bringin\' it to ya!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6709,'Ethnic','Detective report','A man suspected his wife of seeing another man.So, he hired a famous Chinese detective,Ram Pam Sim Wimm, to watch and report anyactivities that might develop. A few days later,he received this report: Most honorable sir: You leave house. He come house. I watch. He and she leave house. I follow. He and she get on train. I follow. He and she go in hotel. I climb tree-look in window. He kiss she. She kiss he. He strip she. She strip he. He play with she. She play with he. I play with me. Fall out of tree, not see. No Fee.Sent by Marina',0,0,0,'Active'),(6710,'Ethnic','Southerners are not that stupid','A ventriloquist working down South, is confronted by atheater patron during his show. The hick stands up andyells, \"HEY YOU! ON STAGE! You been making smart-assremarks about us southerners being stupid all night long!We\'re not all stupid ya know!\"\"Relax,\" said the ventriloquist, \"They\'re just jokes!\"\"Shut up, buddy,\" the hick replied, \"I\'m talking to thatlittle bastard sitting on your knee!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6711,'Ethnic','How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry?','Q: How do you tell if an Arkansas girl is old enough to marry? A: Make her stand in a barrel. If her chin is over the top, she\'s old enough.If it isn\'t, cut the barrel down a bit.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6712,'Ethnic','Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?','Q: Why do some people take an instant aversion to banjo players?A: It saves time in the long run.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6713,'Ethnic','Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?','Q: Why do Southern guys go to family reunions?A: To meet chicks.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6714,'Ethnic','Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?','Q: Why does Mike Tyson cry during sex?A: Mace.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6715,'Ethnic','How do you circumcise a hillbilly?','Q: How do you circumcise a hillbilly?A: Kick his sister in the jaw.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6716,'Ethnic','Jewish view on when life begins','Jewish view on when life begins: There\'s a big controversyon when life begins. In Jewish tradition the fetus is notconsidered viable until after it graduates from medical school.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6717,'Ethnic','Looking for a monkey wrench','An old farmer is driving down a country road in his pickup truck whenit starts making an awful noise. He stops the truck and crawlsunderneath to investigate the problem.\"Hmmm...muffler\'s loose. I bet I could fix that if I had a MonkeyWrench.\" He says.He crawls out from underneath the truck and looks down the road. Offin the distance he sees a small house. There is a black woman andseveral small black children playing in the yard.The Farmer yells to her \"Hey Miss, do you happen to have MonkeyWrench?\"\"What?\" She yells back.\"A Monkey Wrench!!?\" He screams.\"What?\"\"MONKEY WRENCH!!?...MONKEY WRENCH!!?\"\"Naw, this ain\'t no Monkey Ranch, its a Day Care Center!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6718,'Ethnic','How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?','How many Serbs does in take to change a Lighbulb?It doesn\'t matter..Theres a Blackout!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6719,'Ethnic','Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field...','Two Amish women were out picking potatoes in the field when one of them picked up two huge potatoes and said \"These potatoes remind me of Emil\'s balls\"\"Are they that big?\" asked the other.\"No they\'re this dirty.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6720,'Ethnic','Irish math','There\'s these four Irishmen in a bar, all drinking Guinness. One of them is looking rather puzzled, so another turns to him and asks him what\'s the matter.1st Irishman: Well, I was just trying to remember what 2 plus 2 is.2nd Irishman: Oh, that\'s easy, it\'s 147.1st Irishman: No no no, that can\'t be right. How about you, Fergus, do you know what 2 plus 2 is?3rd Irishman: Hmmm ... could it be Wednesday, perhaps?1st Irishman: No no no, that doesn\'t sound right either. How about you Pat, do you know?4th Irishman: Simple, the answer is 4.1st Irishman: Of course! How did you work it out?!4th Irishman: Aha, that\'s where brains come in! I subtracted 147 from Wednesday!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6721,'Ethnic','A real calamity','O\'Connell was staggering home with a pint of booze in his back pocket when he slipped and fell heavily. Struggling to his feet, he felt something wet running down his leg.\"Please, God,\" he implored, \"let it be blood!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6722,'Ethnic','Two bags','Mr. Goldfarb was walking down the street. In each arm he carried a bag. He ran into Mr. Klein. Mr. Klein asked, \"What are those bags for?\"\"I\'m collecting for Israel\", said Mr. Goldfarb.\"You need two bags?\", asked Mr. Klein.\"I\'ve got a system, said Mr. Goldfarb. It\'s fantastic. I go into the men\'s room. I pull out a knife and hold it up. Then I say, \'Give for Israel or get a circumcision.\' It works. I have forty thousand dollars in this bag.\"What do you have in the other bag?\", inquired Mr. Klein.\"Oh, well, not everybody gives.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6723,'Ethnic','How do a jewish couple have oral sex?','How do a jewish couple have oral sex?... \"SET AT OPPOSITE ENDS OF THE BED AND YELL SCREW YOU TO ONE AND OTHER\"Sent by Ivan',0,0,0,'Active'),(6724,'Ethnic','One day there was an indian chief who was constipated...','One day there was an indian chief who was constipated. he sent one of hiswarriors to the witch doctor to get some medicine. The warrior says \"BigChief, no shit\". the doctor gave him 1 pill and told him that the chiefshould be fine tomorrow.The warrior went back to the chief and gave him the pill. the next morningthe warrior was sent back to the witch doctor and says \"big chief, no shit\". the doctor gives him five pills and tells him to give them to the chief.The next day the warrior appears at the witch doctor\'s house yet againsaying \"big chief, no shit\". the doctor gets annoyed and so gives thewarrior the whole bottle of pills to give to the chief.The next day the warrior goes back to the witch doctor (AGAIN):\"Big shit, no chief\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6725,'Ethnic','Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition...','Two Polish guys went away on their annual hunting expedition, andby accident one was shot by the other. His worried companion gothim out of the deep woods, into the car, and off to the nearesthospital.\"Well, Doc,\" he inquired anxiously, \"is he going to make it?\" \"It\'s tough,\" said the doctor. \"He\'d have a better chance if youhadn\'t gutted him first.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6726,'Ethnic','Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the...','Q: Why do New Zealanders have sex with sheep on the edge of mountains?A: So they push back harder.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6727,'Ethnic','Where do you find 60 million french jokes?','Q: Where do you find 60 million french jokes?A: In France.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6728,'Ethnic','There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs...','There were these three blokes sitting on the high cliffs of a lonely beach, with a rope going down into the surf and a Chinaman frantically trying to climb up.While they were sitting there a Priest walks along, looks over and says, \"God bless you children, that\'s Christianity at work. May the lord bless you both,\" and then kept on walking.One bloke looks at the other, \"Who the fuck was that?\" \"Oh,\" said the other bloke, \"that\'s Father Johnston. He knows all there is about the bible.\"The other bloke looked around and quickly says, \"Well he knows fuck all about shark fishing.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6729,'Ethnic','A girl sat sobbing in the police station...','A girl sat sobbing in the police station. \"I was raped by an Italian.\"She wailed.\"How do you know it was an Italian? The detective asked.\"I had to help him,\" the girl replied.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6730,'Ethnic','What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill...','Q: What happened to the Irishman who tried to kill himself by?.swallowing 100 pain killers?A: After two he began to feel better.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6731,'Ethnic','Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?','Q: Why did the Jews wander in the desert for forty years?A: Somebody dropped a shekel.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6732,'Ethnic','If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?','Q: If Tarzan and Jane were Jewish, what would Cheetah be?A: A fur coat.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6733,'Ethnic','Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?','Why do Jews wear yarmulkes?Because the little propellers cost extra!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6734,'Ethnic','How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?','Q: How do Catholics separate the men from the boys?A: With a crowbar.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6735,'Ethnic','St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day...','An Australian joke...St Peter is standing at the pearly gates one day when a pair of Abo\'s stroll up.\"Your names aren\'t on today\'s list... let me go and ask the Boss\" he says.In God\'s office he tells the Big Man all about the two Abo\'s, and Godtells Peter to go and tell them to fuck right off.St Peter takes his leave. 5 minutes later St Peter runs back into the room and says \"they\'re gone\"God says \"the Abo\'s? Good\". and St Peter replies... \"NO THE PEARLY GATES!!!\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6736,'Ethnic','An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting...','An Irishman, Englishman and Scotchman sitting on a beach notice a mermaid sitting on a rock. The Englishman approaches her and says \'Have you ever been kissed?\' No says the Mermaid. He kisses her and she likes it. after a while the Scotchman approaches her and says \'Have you ever been fondled?\'. She says no and he fondles her, much to her delight. After onother while the irishman approaces her and asks \'Have you ever been fucked?. she says no. \'Well you are fucked now because the tide\'s gone out.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6737,'Ethnic','Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday...','Paddy Murphy had just returned to Ireland from a holiday in Australia.His mate asked him what it was like.\"Australia\'s a great place!\" Paddy replied. \"First they take you homeand fill you so full of piss you can\'t stand up. Then, to top it off, theylet you fuck their women whenever you want.\"\"Is that right?\" said his mate very impressed. \"I always heard Australianswere real pricks.\"\"Well,\" said Paddy, \"Only the white ones!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6738,'Ethnic','This black guy is walking along a beach when...','This black guy is walking along a beach when he looks down a sees an antique lamp. Thinking that he\'ll get enough money for another vial of crack, he takes the bottle home and starts to clean it. He starts rubbing the lamp, when all of a sudden a Jewish genie appears, and being a Jewish genie, he say\'s to the nigger that he have two wishes. The black guy thinks for a couple of seconds, and quickly says:, \"I want to be white and surrounded by cunt.\"In an instant he is turned into a tampon.Now the morale of this story is:Don\'t ever expect anything from a Jew without strings attached.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6739,'Ethnic','All-inclusive','An Englishman, an Irishman, a Scotsman, an Aussie, an Abo, a Yank, an African, an elephant, a refrigerator, two blondes, a homosexual, three social workers, a Jew, a crocodile and a kiwi all walked into a bar.The bartender turned around and said, \"Is this some kind of a joke?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6740,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?','Did you hear about the man who was half Jewish & half Italian?He made himself an offer he couldn\'t understand.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6741,'Ethnic','What\'s long and hard that a Greek bride gets...','What\'s long and hard that a Greek bride gets on her wedding night?A new last name.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6742,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?','Did you hear about the fire in the rednecks library?Both the books got burned, and one hadn\'t even been coloured in yet.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6743,'Ethnic','How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?','How do Jewish people celebrate Christmas?They all gather around their cash registers and sing\"What a Friend We Have In Jesus...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6744,'Ethnic','What\'s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?','What\'s the difference between an Italian mother and a Jewish mother?An Italian mother says, \"If you don\'t eat it, I\'ll kill you.\"A Jewish mother says, \"If you don\'t eat it, I\'ll kill myself.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6745,'Ethnic','What\'s the one thing you can do to a Jewish...','What\'s the one thing you can do to a Jewish girl\'s assholeto make her squeal with delight? Give him a raise.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6746,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?','Q: Did you hear about the Jewish Santa Claus?A: He comes down the chimney, wakes up the children and says,?\"Hey kids, do you want to buy some toys?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6747,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?','Q: Did you hear about the new German microwave oven?A: It seats 500.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6748,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?','Q: Did you hear about the Mexico City earthquake?A: It did $100 million worth of improvements.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6749,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?','Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went to the toilet?A: He wiped the chain and pulled himself.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6750,'Ethnic','A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot...','A black guy walks into a tavern with a parrot on his shoulder...thebartender looks up and says \" where the hell did you get that thing?The Parrot replies \" Over in Africa, there\'s millions of them \" !!!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6751,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?','Q: Did you hear about the Irishman who went duck hunting?A: He didn\'t get any because he couldn\'t throw the dog high enough.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6752,'Ethnic','What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?','What did the redneck get on his I.Q. test?Drool.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6753,'Ethnic','The power of the press','Two boys are playing football in Golden Gate Park when one is attacked by a Rottweiler. Thinking quickly, the other boy rips off a board of the nearby fence, wedges it down the dog\'s collar and twists, breaking the dog\'s neck.A reporter who is strollin by sees the incident, and rushes over tointerview the boy. \"A brave New Yorker saves friend from vicious animal\", he starts writing in his notebook.\"But I\'m not from New York\" the boy replies.\"I\'m visiting from Kentucky!\"The reporter starts a new sheet in his notebook and writes,\"Redneck bastard kills family pet\".',0,0,0,'Active'),(6754,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?','Did you hear about the New 3 Million Dollar Alabama State Lottery?3 dollars a year for a million years.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6755,'Ethnic','A man was driving through West Virginia...','A man was driving through West Virginia looking for a place to move to.He saw 2 men sitting on a porch and said, \"I\'m moving here from thecity, what do you guys do around here?\"The men answered, \"Go hunt\'n, kill things, \'n screw\".He then asked, \"What do you hunt and kill?\"The men replied, \"Sumt\'n ta screw.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6756,'Ethnic','Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together...','Two Scotsmen met 25 years after their last get-together. They hugged and slapped each others back and tears formed in their eyes as they renewed their old friendship.\"Let\'s have a drink like we did in the old days,\" the first Scotwinked at his mate.\"Aye,\" his mate replied. \"And don\'t forget it\'s your shout.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6757,'Ethnic','I got a great Polish joke','A guy walks into a bar, orders a beer and says to the bartender, \"Hey, I got this great Polish Joke...\" The barkeep glares at him and says in a warning tone of voice: \"Before you go telling that joke you better know that I\'m Polish, both bouncers are Polish and so are most of my customers\" \"Okay\" says the customer,\"I\'ll tell it very slowly.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6758,'Ethnic','A boy comes home from school and tells his mother...','A boy comes home from school and tells his mother that he got a part in the school play. \"What part?\" the mother asked.\"I play a Jewish husband,\" the boy replied. \"Go back to school and tell your teacher that you want a speaking role!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6759,'Ethnic','What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a...','Q. What do a hurricane, a tornado, and a redneck divorce all have in common? A. Someone\'s going to lose their trailer...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6760,'Ethnic','A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist...','A Jewish young man was seeing a psychiatrist for an eating and sleeping disorder. \"I am so obsessed with my mother... As soon as I go to sleep, I start dreaming, and everyone in my dream turns into my mother. I wake up insuch a state, all I can do is go downstairs and eat a piece of toast.\" The psychiatrist replies: \"What, just one piece of toast, for a big boy like you?\" Sent by Yasha',0,0,0,'Active'),(6761,'Ethnic','35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet...','35 People and an Irishman were in a 4 engine jumbo jet headingover the Pacific Ocean,Suddenly, a Message is announced,\"Ladies and Gentlemen Engine #2 has Died, We will be 30 mins late\"\"Damn!\" Said the Irishman,10 mins later, \"I`m sorry people Engine #3 has died,We`ll be 1 hour late\"20 mins later,\"Every one, engine # 4 has died,sorry, We`ll be 2 hours late\"Suddenly the Irish man speaks out,\"Bloody hell, If the last engine goes we`ll be stuck up hereall day!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6762,'Ethnic','A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt...','A young lady asked the Scotsman what he wore under his kilt.\"Reach up there and find out.\"She did, but quickly pulled her hand back out and said, \"Oh, it\'s gruesome!\"\"Aye, it has,\" replied the Scotsman, \"and if you put your hand backup there, it\'ll grow some more!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6763,'Ethnic','How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?','Q: How is Christmas celebrated in a Jewish home?A: They put parking meters on the roof!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6764,'Ethnic','What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little...','Q: What did the Jewish paedophile say to the little boy after luring him into his car?A: Hey, go easy on those fucking sweets.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6765,'Ethnic','That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution...','That Scottish couple finally worked out a solution to the eternallove triangle.They ate the sheep.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6766,'Ethnic','Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy...','Two friends, an Italian boy and a Jewish boy, come of age at thesame time. The Italian boy\'s father presents him with a new pistol.On the other side of town, at his bar Mitzvah, the Jewish boyreceives a beautiful gold watch. The next day at school, the two boysare showing each other what they got. They each liked what theother one got, so, they traded.That night, when the Italian boy is at home, his father sees himlooking at the watch. \"Where did you getta thatta watch?\" asks theman. The boy explains that he and Sammy had traded. The fatherblows his top. \"Whatta you? Stupidda boy? Whatsa matta you!\"\"Somma day, you maybe gonna getta married. Then maybe sommaday you gonna comma home and finda you wife inna bed withanother man. Whatta you gonna do then? Looka atta you watch andsay, `How longa you gonna be?\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6767,'Ethnic','Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar...','Two Irishmen are sitting in a bar. Mick\'s looking particularly sad and Patrick asks him what the matter is. mick says, \"well, I knew that my grandfather had died in the war, but I\'ve just found out that he actually died in the auschwitz concentration camp.\"Patrick says, \"that\'s terrible, did he go to the gas chamber?\" and Mickreplies, \"no, he fell out of the machine gun tower.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6768,'Ethnic','It\'s 11 o\'clock...','In America the late night news used to broadcast this message:\"It\'s 11 o\'clock do you know where your children are?In England they say\"Its 11 o\'clock do you know where your wife is?In France they say \"It\'s 11o\'clock do you know where your husband is?\"In Poland they say Its 11 o\'clock do you know what time it is?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6769,'Ethnic','What\'s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?','Q: What\'s the difference between American and Serbian pilots?A: American pilots break ground and fly into the wind!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6770,'Ethnic','An ancient Irishman','Three Irishmen, Paddy, Sean and Shamus, were stumbling home from the pub late one night and found themselves on the road which led past the old graveyard.\"Come have a look over here,\" says Paddy, \"it\'s Michael O\'Grady\'s grave, God bless his soul. He lived to the ripe old age of 87.\"\"That\'s nothing\", says Sean, \"here\'s one named Patrick O\'Tool, it says here that he was 95 when he died.\"Just then, Shamus yells out, \"Good God, here\'s a fella that got to be 145 years old!\"\"What was his name?\" asks Paddy.Shamus stumbles around a bit, awkwardly lights a match to see what else is written on the stone marker, and exclaims, \"Miles, from Dublin.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6771,'Ethnic','Another ethnic joke','A man of Polish ancestry walked up to the counter and asked for a PolishMeatball Sandwich. The man at the counter said, \"What a Pollack.\"The Polish man said, \"I resent that. If a Jew came to your counter andasked for a kosher salami on rye, would you call him a stupid Jew.\"\"Probably, \" replied the clerk.\"And if an Italian came in here and asked for spaghetti and meatballs,would you also insult him?\"\"Probably,\" the clerk again replied.\"Why you\'re nothing but a bigot. Why do you have to insult everybody notlike you?\"At this, the clerk replied, \"Because this is a HARDWARE store, moron.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6772,'Ethnic','Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?','Why did OJ Simpson want to move to West Virginia?Everyone has the same DNA.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6773,'Ethnic','Arkansas Mother Writes Her Son','ARKANSAS MOTHER WRITES HER SONDearest Redneck Son, I\'m writing this slow because I know you can\'t read fast. We don\'t live where we did when you left home. Your dad read in the newspaper that most accidents happen within 20 miles from your home, so we moved. I won\'t be able to send you the address because the last Arkansas family that lived here took the house numbers when they moved so that they wouldn\'t have to change their address. This place is really nice. It even has a washing machine. I\'m not sure it works so well though. Last week I put a load of clothes in and pulled the chain...we haven\'t seen them since. The weather isn\'t bad here. It only rained twice last week; the first time for three days and the second time for four days. About that coat you wanted me to send you, your Uncle Stanley said it would be too heavy to send in the mail with the buttons on, so we cut them off and put them in the pockets. John locked his keys in the car yesterday. We were really worried because it took him two hours to get me and your father out. Your sister had a baby this morning, but I haven\'t found out what it is yet so I don\'t know if you\'re an aunt or an uncle.The baby looks just like your brother. Uncle Ted fell in a whisky vat last week. Some men triedto pull him out, but he fought them off playfully and drpwmed.We had him cremated and he burned for three days. Three of your friends went off a bridge in a pickup truck. Ralph was driving. He rolled down the window and swam to safety. Your other two friends were in back. They drowned because they couldn\'t get the tailgate down. There isn\'t much more news at this time. Nothing much out of the normal has happened. Love, Mom',0,0,0,'Active'),(6774,'Ethnic','Two Polish guys are discussing one\'s upcoming wedding...','Two Polish guys are discussing one\'s upcoming wedding... \"I\'m not sure ifmy future bride is a virgin or not.\"His buddy replies, \"Oh, there\'s an easy test for that. All you need issome red paint, some blue paint and a shovel. You paint one ball red andone ball blue. On your honeymoon, if she laughs and says \'Those arethe funniest balls I\'ve ever seen!\' you hit her with the shovel!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6775,'Ethnic','Because his son wasn\'t the brightest kid in the world...','Because his son wasn\'t the brightest kid in the world, old Hillbilly Joe took him to the outhouse one day to teach him how to urinate properly. \"Now you lissen good, Dan\'l, \'cuz here\'s whatcha gotta do. One: Take out your penie-pipe. Two: Pull back the foreskin.Three: Pee.Four: Push back your foreskin.Five: Put your equipment back.\"The boy said he understood, but the next day while he was working at his still, Joe\'s wife came running over. \"Oh, Joe, Joe, come quick! Dan\'l went ta piss an\' won\'t come out of the outhouse!\"\"Hell, whut\'s he doin\' in there?\" Joe said.I dunno. He jess keeps sayin\' \"Two-four, two-four, two-four......\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6776,'Ethnic','A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade...','A Jewish father has two kids who want to sell lemonade on the street corner for 15 cents a glass. He figures he\'ll spend about 3 bucks on the ingredients, the kids will sell maybe 10 glasses and then drink the rest and get stomach aches. His eventual response: \"Go stand on the corner for two hours and come back, I\'ll giveyou two dollars. Everybody wins.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6777,'Ethnic','A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party...','A whole gaggle of Jewish ladies at a party were discussing the problemof one of their daughters, who looked very much as though she were planning to marry a Gentile boy. Everyone was disturbed about it, and Icould not help interrupting. \"Why not?\" said I. \"Let her marry a Gentile boy. I\'m all in favor ofJewish girls marrying Gentile boys.\" \"Why?\" chorused the women. And I said, \"Because why should the Jewish boys have all the badluck?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6778,'Ethnic','Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club...','Moshe Rabbinowitz decides to join the country club near his home. He goes in and is turned down flat because he does not meet their \"standards.\" So he enrolls in the finest schools to learn the art of being culturally rich. Moshe learns to cook the finest of foods, appreciate the best art, drive the best car, wear the classiest suits, etc. He even hires Professor Henry Higgins to educate him in the proper speech and behavior.The big day arrives. Martin James Roget arrives at the country club forhis interview. \"Tea?\" the interviewer asks. \"Earl Grey, hot please.\" \"Hobbies?\" \"Polo, racket ball, hunting.\" \"Religion?\" \"Goy.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6779,'Ethnic','What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse\'s ass?','What would you call an Amish guy with his arm up a horse\'s ass?A Mechanic.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6780,'Ethnic','Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel...','Berkowitz is having a drink at his hotel when he spots a beautiful young woman at the other end of the bar. \"Bartender,\" he says, \"give that lady whatever she likes, and put it on my tab.\"When the drink is delivered, the woman gives Berkowitz a warm smile. Amoment later he\'s at her side. \"That was very kind of you,\" she says. \"Won\'t you sit down?\"After a few minutes of small talk, she says, \"Let me be honest with you. You\'re a very nice man, but I don\'t think you realize that I\'m aprofessional. I\'d be delighted to go upstairs with you for a hundreddollars. If that\'s not what you had in mind, I certainly understand, andI\'ll say good-bye now, no hard feelings.\"\"I\'m surprised,\" says Berkowitz. \"But you\'re a beautiful lady, and I like you, too. I\'ve never done something like this before, but sure, let\'s go upstairs.\"When they get to Berkowitz\'s room, he says, \"I was wondering. There\'s something about you that makes me think you might be Jewish.\"\"Well, I am,\" she replies a little defensively. \"Why do you ask?\"\"Well, I\'m Jewish, too,\" says Berkowitz. \"And since we\'re both Jewish,I was hoping you would give me a discount.\"\"Dammit,\" she replies, \"I was afraid this would happen. Okay, twentypercent off. But I want you to know, at these prices I\'m not making anyprofit!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6781,'Ethnic','A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work...','A Russian, an Italian and an Irishman got out of work and were deciding where to go for a drink.The Irishman said \"Let\'s all go to O\'Learys. With every third round, the bartender will give each of us a free Guiness.\"The Italian said \"That sounds good, but if we go to Baldini\'s with every third round they bring a free bottle of wine to the table.\"The Russian said \"That sounds fine but if we go to Gouvstof\'s we drink for free all night and then go out into the parking lot and get laid.\"\"That sounds to good to be true!\" the Irishman exclaimed. \"Have you actually been there?\"\"No,\" the Russian replied, \"but my wife goes there all the time.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6782,'Ethnic','A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend...','A Jewish boy was walking with his girlfriend on the grounds of his father\'s house. His father was a successful doctor, and was carrying outa circumcision in the on-site surgery. As they were walking, they hearda scream and a foreskin flew out of the window and landed at the girl\'s feet.\"What\'s this,\" she asked.\"Taste it,\" he replied, \"If you like it, I\'ll give you a whole one!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6783,'Ethnic','A bus stops and two Italian men get on...','A bus stops and two Italian men get on. They seat themselves and engage in animated conversation. The lady sitting behind them ignores their conversation at first, but she listens in horror as one of the men says the following:\"Emma come first. Den I come. Two asses, dey come together. I come again. Two asses, dey come together again. I come again and pee twice. Then I come once-a more.\"\"You foul-mouthed swine,\" retorted the lady indignantly, \"in this country we don\'t talk about our sex lives in public!\" \"Hey, coola down lady,\" said the man, \"Imma just tellun my friend howa to spella Mississippi.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6784,'Ethnic','How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?','How come nobody from Mexico is ever in the olympics?Because everybody that can Run, Jump, and Swim is already over here.Sent by Paul',0,0,0,'Active'),(6785,'Ethnic','The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade...','The Italian colonel had his brigade arrayed in full parade dress, proudly ready for inspection by the general. That worthy warrior strolled back and forth before the troops, and sniffed and stopped abruptly. \"Colonel!\" he spat out. \"Yes, general!\" the colonel quavered. \"Your troops, your troops,\" stormed the general. \"They look very nice, they stand very nice, but they stink, man, they stink! Can\'t you get them to change their underwear?\"He strode away furiously. The colonel sniffed for himself. \"The general, yes, he\'s right. Now, Luigi change with Guiseppi, Carlo change with Giovanni...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6786,'Ethnic','Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant?','Q: Why were there only 49 contestants at the Miss Ebonics USA pageant? A: No one wanted to stand up and say. . .Idaho...',0,0,0,'Active'),(6787,'Ethnic','The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor...','The daughter of an Indian chief visits his doctor. She tells the doctor \"Big Chief no fart.\" The doctor tells her to give him three pills a day. The girl comes back the next day and tells the doctor, \"Big Chief no fart.\" The doctor then gets really worried and tells her to give him ten pills an hour. The girl comes back the next day and says, \"Big Chief no fart.\" After hearing this the doctor gets so pissed off that he tells her to give him a jar an hour. The next day the girl comes back crying and says \"Big fart no Chief!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6788,'Ethnic','What do the Chinese call a 69?','Q: What do the Chinese call a 69????A: Two can chew!!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6789,'Ethnic','Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting...','Chanowski & his other Polak drinking buddy are sitting at a bar . \" See those guys over there ? \" Chanowski says.\" I\'m going over there and ask them what they think of Polaks.\" Chanowki walks up to the two guys sitting at the other end of the bar and asks them what they think of Polaks. One of the men gives Chanowski the finger. The middle finger. Chanowski then walks back to his drinking buddy. \" Well , what do they think of Polaks?\" he asks. \"We\'re still number one , \" replies Chanowski.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6790,'Ethnic','What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?','Q: What do you get when you cross an Arab with a Mexican?A: Oil of Ole\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6791,'Ethnic','Why can\'t Chinese barbecue?','Q: Why can\'t Chinese Barbecue?A: Because the rice falls through the grill',0,0,0,'Active'),(6792,'Ethnic','What do you call Toys R\' Us in the hood?','What do you call Toys R\' Us in the hood?We B Toyz N\' Shit',0,0,0,'Active'),(6793,'Ethnic','A Scottish cop was asked how he\'d break up a crowd...','A Scottish cop was asked how he\'d break up a crowd.He answered, \"I\'d take up a collection!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6794,'Ethnic','Do you know why there aren\'t any ice cubes in Poland?','Do you know why there aren\'t any ice cubes in Poland?The inventor died and took the recipe with him.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6795,'Ethnic','Ever hear of the redneck who thought...','Ever hear of the redneck who thought that \"Manual Labor\" was the new Mexican President?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6796,'Ethnic','Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?','Have you heard about the latest Polish parachute?It opens on impact.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6797,'Ethnic','What\'s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?','What\'s the national anthem of Puerto Rico?\"Attention K-Mart shoppers...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6798,'Ethnic','Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be...','Mr. Schwatrz goes to meet his new son-in-law to be, Sol. He says to Sol (who is very religious),\"So nu, tell me Sol, my boy, what do you do?\"I study the Torah,\" he replies.\"But Sol, you are going to marry my daughter, how are going to feed and house her?\"\"No problem,\" says Sol, \"I study Torah and it says God will provide.\"\"But you will have children, how will you educate them?\" asks Mr. Schwartz.\"No problem,\" says Sol, \"I study Torah and it says God will provide.\"Mr. Shwartz goes home and Mrs. Shwartz, his wife, anxiously asks what Sol is like. \"Well,\" says Mr. Shwartz, \"he\'s a lovely boy, I only just met him and he already thinks I\'m God.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6799,'Ethnic','What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook?','What is the title of the new Vietnamamese cookbook ?100 way to wok your dog.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6800,'Ethnic','English vs Ebonics','English: This is your Captain speaking, we have leveled off and are cruising at flight level three five zero, feel free to move about the cabin, also the First Officer has turned off the no smoking sign, the flight attendants will be serving cocktails and refreshments momentarily, so just sit back and enjoy the rest of the flight, we\'ll be arriving atour destination in 20 minutes, and I expect no delays. Enjoy the rest of your flight. Ebonics: Ebonia Airlines Dis be yo\' main man, we be chillin at tray-five -o, if you be flexin get up off yo ass and shake that thang, my homey be killin the man\'s opression if you wanna smoke chronic, just hang loose blood, them bitches be cruizin on up with some forty-ounce 8-ball, so stop trippin and sit your ass back down, we be in the hood in no time afterall, i be bumpin switches all da\' way. Peace out!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6801,'Ethnic','Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?','Why do Jewish Women go for circumcised men?Because they can\'t refuse anything with 10% off.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6802,'Ethnic','It\'s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look...','It\'s Christmas time and Paddy and Shaun decided to go look for a Christmas Tree. They gathered their axe, a sled, and a broom to brush the trees off so they can get a good look at them. When they finally reach a fine stand of trees, Shaun brushes off the first tree, and stands back with Paddy to look at it. \"Well, Paddy, What do you think?\"\"Sorry, Shaun, this tree won\'t do. Let\'s try another one\". They come upon another nice tree, Shaun brushes it off, and they both look at it. \"How about this one, Paddy?\" \"Not quite, Shaun. Let\'s keep looking\".This goes on until nightfall. Both Paddy and Shaun are cold, tired, and hungry. \"Well, Paddy, what do we do now?\" \"Shaun, I think we should take home the next tree we find, whether it has lights on it or not...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6803,'Ethnic','What do Arabs do on saturday night?','What do Arabs do on saturday night?They sit under palm trees and eat their dates.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6804,'Ethnic','Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?','Why does the new Polish Navy have glass bottomed boats?So they can see the old Polish Navy!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6805,'Ethnic','If they divorce...','The Arkansas lad was obviously deeply troubled.\"Why so glum, Chum?\" asked the kindly stranger.\"If my parents get divorced...will they still be brother and sister?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6806,'Ethnic','What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?','What do you get when you cross an Iraqi and a dog?An Iraqi.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6807,'Ethnic','Two zebras are talking and one asks the other...','Two zebras are talking and one asks the other, \"Am I black with white stripes or white with black stripes?\" The other replies, \"Well I don\'t know. You should pray to God about that and ask him.\" So that night he did and God replied, \"You are what you are.\" The next day he said to the other zebra, \"I still don\'t understand what I am because God just said, You are what you are.\" The second zebra responds, \"You must be white with black stripes or else God would have said, Yo is what yo is.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6808,'Ethnic','A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told...','A man walks into a Chinese restaurant but is told by theMaitre\'d that there will be at least a twenty minute wait.\"Would you like to wait in the bar, Sir?\", he says.The man goes into the bar and the bartender says, \"What\'ll it be?\"The man replies, \"Give me a Stoli with a twist.\"The bartender pauses for a few seconds, then smiles andsays, \"Once upon time, there were FOUR little peegs . . . \"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6809,'Ethnic','Why wasn\'t Jesus born in West Virginia?','Why wasn\'t Jesus born in West Virginia?Well God found plenty of guys who liked to deal with sheep, but he could\'nt find three wise men or a virgin.Sent by Johnny',0,0,0,'Active'),(6810,'Ethnic','What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop...','What goes: Clip Clop Clip Clop BANG Clipidy Clop Clipidy Clop?An Amish drive-by shooting.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6811,'Ethnic','How does every ethnic joke start?','How does every ethnic joke start?By looking over your shoulder.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6812,'Ethnic','Jewish telegram','Jewish telegram: ?Begin worrying. Details to follow.?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6813,'Ethnic','What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?','Q: What do you get when you cross a matzo ball with LSD?A: A trip to Israel.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6814,'Ethnic','An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady...','An older Jewish gentleman marries a younger lady and they are very much in love. However, no matter what the husband does sexually, the woman never achieves orgasm. Since a Jewish wife is entitled to sexual pleasure, they decide to ask the rabbi. The rabbi listens to their story, strokes his beard, and makes the following suggestion.\"Hire a strapping young man. While the two of you are making love, have the young man wave a towel over you. That will help the wife fantasize and should bring on an orgasm.\"They go home and follow the rabbi\'s advice. They hire a handsome young man and he waves a towel over them as they make love. But it doesn\'t help and she is still unsatisfied. Perplexed, they go back to the rabbi.\"Okay\", says the rabbi, \"let\'s try it reversed. Have the young man make love to your wife and you wave the towel over them.\"Once again, they follow the rabbi\'s advice. The young man gets into bed with the wife and the husband waves the towel. The young man gets to work with great enthusiasm and the wife soon has an enormous, room-shaking screaming orgasm.The husband smiles, looks at the young man and says to him triumphantly, \"You see, THAT\'S the way to wave a towel!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6815,'Ethnic','What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?','Q: What happens when a Jew with an erection walks into a wall?A: He breaks his nose.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6816,'Ethnic','Man goes to see the Rabbi...','Man goes to see the Rabbi. \"Rabbi, something terrible ishappening and I have to talk to you about it.\"The Rabbi asked, \"What\'s wrong?\"The man replied, \"My wife is poisoning me.\"The Rabbi, very surprised by this, asks, \"How can that be?\"The man then pleads, \"I\'m telling you, I\'m certain she\'spoisoning me, what should I do?\"The Rabbi then offers, \"Tell you what. Let me talk to her,I\'ll see what I can find out and I\'ll let you know.\"A week later the Rabbi calls the man and says, \"Well, I spoketo your wife. I spoke to her on the phone for three hours. Youwant my advice?\"The man anxiously says, \"Yes.\"\"Take the poison,\" says the Rabbi',0,0,0,'Active'),(6817,'Ethnic','What\'s the object of a Jewish football game?','What\'s the object of a Jewish football game?To get the quarter back!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6818,'Ethnic','How do you know when a redneck isn\'t wearing any underwear?','How do you know when a redneck isn\'t wearing any underwear?There\'s dandruff on his/her shoes.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6819,'Ethnic','You might be a redneck if...','You might be a redneck if you check the mileage on your home.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6820,'Ethnic','What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?','What do you call a Japanese drummer boy whose father has diarrhea?A slap happy Jappy, with a crap happy pappy.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6821,'Ethnic','What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?','What do you call a villager with 500 girlfriends?A shepherd.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6822,'Ethnic','How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?','How do we know the Indians were the first people in North America?They had reservations.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6823,'Ethnic','A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane...','A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying tothe Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: \"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some verybad news. Our engines have ceased functioning, and this planewill be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island belowus that should be able to accommodate our landing. This islandappears to be uncharted; I am unable to find it on our maps. Sothe odds are that we will never be rescued and will have to liveon the island for a very long time, if not for the rest of ourlives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely on the island,whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, \"Esther, did we payour pledge to the Yeshiva yet?\"\"No Morris!\" she responded.Morris smiles, then asks, \"Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?\"\"Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!\"Now Morris laughs.\"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our TempleBuilding Fund check this month?\"\"Oy Morris I forgot that one too!\"Now Morris is practically choking with laughter.Esther asks Morris, \"So what are you smiling and laughing about?\"Morris responds, \"They\'ll find us!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6824,'Ethnic','A man calls his mother in Florida....','A man calls his mother in Florida. \"Mom, how are you?\"\"Not too good,\"says the mother. \"I\'ve been very weak.\"The son says, \"Why are you so weak?\"She says, \"Because I haven\'t eaten in 38 days.\"The man says, \"That\'s terrible. Why haven\'t you eaten in 38 days?The mother answers, \"Because I didn\'t want my mouth to be filledwith food if you should call.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6825,'Ethnic','What\'s a Jewish American Princess\' favorite position?','Q: What\'s a Jewish American Princess\' favorite position?A: Facing Bloomingdales',0,0,0,'Active'),(6826,'Ethnic','Christmas and Hanukkah Merger','Continuing the current trend of large-scale mergers and acquisitions, itwas announced today at a press conference that Christmas and Hanukkah willmerge.An industry source said that the deal had been in the works about 1300 years.While details were not available at press time, it is believed that theoverhead cost of having twelve days of Christmas and eight days of Hanukkah was becoming prohibitive for both sides. By combining forces, we\'re told, the world will be able to enjoy consistently high-quality service during the Fifteen Days of Chrismukah, as the new holiday is being called.Massive layoffs are expected, with lords a-leaping and maids a-milkingbeing the hardest hit.As part of the conditions of the agreement, the letters on the dreydl,currently in Hebrew, will be replaced by Latin, thus becoming unintelligible to a wider audience.Also, instead of translating to \"A great miracle happened there,\" themessage on the dreydl will be the more generic \"Miraculous stuff happens.\"In exchange, it is believed that Jews will be allowed to use Santa Clausand his vast merchandising resources for buying and delivering their gifts.One of the sticking points holding up the agreement for at least threehundred years was the question of whether Jewish children could leave milk and cookies for Santa even after having eaten meat for dinner. Abreakthrough came last year, when Oreos were finally declared to be Kosher. All sides appeared happy about this.Fortunately for all concerned, he said, Kwanzaa will help to maintain thecompetitive balance. He then closed the press conference by leading allpresent in a rousing rendition of \"Oy Vey, All Ye Faithful.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6827,'Ethnic','The Rabbi','There is a story about a popular young rabbi, who onSabbath eve announces to the congregation that he willnot renew his contract and is moving on to a largercongregation that will pay him more.There is a hush. No one wants him to leave.Epstein, who owns several car dealerships, stands upand announces, \"If the rabbi stays, I\'ll provide him witha new sedan every year, and his lovely wife with a minivan, to transport their children!\"The congregation sighs, and applauds.Goldstein, the entrepreneur and investor stands and says,\"If the rabbi stays, I\'ll double his salary, and establish afoundation to guarantee the college education of hischildren!!\"More sighs and applause.Old Mrs. Goldfarb, aged 96, stands and announces,\"If the rabbi stays, I offer SEX!!\"There is a hush. The rabbi, blushing, asks, \"Mrs. Goldfarb,whatever possessed you to say that?\"Mrs. Goldfarb answers, \"I just asked Mr. Goldfarb what wecould contribute to make the rabbi stay. Mr. Goldfarb said,\'Fuck the rabbi.\'\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6828,'Ethnic','No pressure','This older Jewish man was on the operating table awaiting surgery and he insisted that his son, a renowned surgeon, perform the operation. As he was about to receive the anesthesia he asked to speak to his son. \"Yes Dad, what is it?\"\"Don\'t be nervous, son, do your best and just remember, if it doesn\'tgo well, if something happens to me ... your mother is going to comeand live with you and your wife....\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6829,'Ethnic','Sex on Sabbath','A man wonders if having sex on the Sabbath is a sin because he is not sure if sex is work or play. So he goes to a priest and asks for his opinion on this question. After consulting the Bible, the priest says, \"My son, after an exhaustive search, I am positive that sex is work and is therefore not permitted on Sundays.\" The man thinks: \"What does a priest know about sex?\" So he goes to a minister who, after all, is a married man and experienced in this matter. He queries the minister and receives the same reply. Sex is work and therefore not for the Sabbath! Not pleased with the reply, he seeks out a Rabbi, a man of thousands of years tradition and knowledge. The Rabbi ponders the question, then states, \"My son, sex is definitely play.\" The man replies, \"Rabbi, how can you be so sure when so many others tell me sex is work?\" The Rabbi softly speaks, \"My son, if sex were work, my wife would have the maid do it.\" Sent by Jesse',0,0,0,'Active'),(6830,'Ethnic','What\'s the Arkansas state motto?','What\'s the Arkansas state motto?If you can\'t keep it in your pants keep it in the family.Sent by Mike',0,0,0,'Active'),(6831,'Ethnic','If you take an Oriental person and spin him...','If you take an Oriental person and spin himaround several times, does he become disoriented?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6832,'Ethnic','Why Jewish women like Chinese food so much','The Harvard School of Medicine did a study of why Jewish women like Chinese food so much. The study revealed that this is due to the fact that WonTon spelled backwards is Not Now.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6833,'Ethnic','Why don\'t Jewish mothers drink?','Why don\'t Jewish mothers drink?Alcohol interferes with their suffering.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6834,'Ethnic','Three Chinese daughters','A Chinese man had three daughters; he asked his eldest daughter what kind of man she would like to marry.\"I would like to marry a man with three dragons on his chest\", said the eldest daughter. He then asked his second daughter whom she would like to marry. \"I would like to marry a man with two dragons on his chest\", said the second daughter. He finally asked his youngest daughter whom she would like to marry. \"I would like to marry a man with one draggin\' on the ground\", said the youngest daughter.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6835,'Ethnic','Two men and one woman','Long, but pretty good:On a group of beautiful deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following people are suddenly stranded by, as you might expect, a shipwreck: 2 Italian men and 1 Italian woman 2 French men and 1 French woman 2 German men and 1 German woman 2 Greek men and 1 Greek woman 2 English men and 1 English woman 2 Bulgarian men and 1 Bulgarian woman 2 Japanese men and 1 Japanese woman 2 Chinese men and 1 Chinese woman 2 American men and 1 American woman 2 Irish men and 1 Irish woman One month later on these same absolutely stunning deserted islands in the middle of nowhere, the following things have occurred ... One Italian man killed the other Italian man for the Italian woman. The two French men and the French woman are living happily together in a menage-a-trois. The two German men have a strict weekly schedule of alternating visits with the German woman The two Greek men are sleeping with each other and the Greek woman is cleaning and cooking for them. The two English men are waiting for someone to introduce them to the English woman. The two Bulgarian men took one long look at the endless ocean, another long look at the Bulgarian woman, and started swimming. The two Japanese men have faxed Tokyo and are awaiting instructions. The two Chinese men have set up a pharmacy, a liquor store, a restaurant and a laundry, and have got the woman pregnant in order to supply employees for their stores. The two American men are contemplating the virtues of suicide because the American woman endlessly complains about her body; the true nature of feminism; how she can do everything they can do; the necessity of fulfillment; the equal division of household chores; how sand and palm trees make her arse look fat; how her last boyfriend respected her opinion and treated her nicer than they do; how her relationship with her mother is improving and how at least the taxes are low and it isn\'t raining. The two Irish men have divided the island into North and South and setup a distillery. They don\'t remember if sex is in the picture because it gets sort of foggy after the first few liters of coconut whisky. But they\'re satisfied because at least the English aren\'t having any fun.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6836,'Ethnic','A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying...','A Jewish couple, are sitting together on an airplane flying to the Far East. Over the public address system, the Captain announces: \"Ladies and Gentlemen, I am afraid I have some very bad news. Ourengines have ceased functioning, and this plane will be going down momentarily. Luckily, I see an island below us that should be able to accommodate our landing. This island appears to be uncharted; I amunable to find it on our maps. So the odds are that we will never berescued and will have to live on the island for a very long time, if notfor the rest of our lives. A few minutes later the plane lands safely onthe island, whereupon Morris turns to his wife and asks, \"Esther, didwe pay our pledge to the Yeshiva yet?\" No Morris!\" she responded.Morris smiles, then asks, \"Esther, did we pay our UJA pledge?\" \"Oy no, I forgot to send the check!!\" Now Morris laughs. \"One last thing, Esther. Did you remember to send our TempleBuilding Fund check this month?\" \"Oy Morris I forgot that one too!\" Now Morris is practically choking with laughter. Esther asks Morris,\"So what are you smiling and laughing about?Morris responds, \"They\'ll find us.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6837,'Ethnic','All the same','An airplane takes off from the airport. The Captain is Jewish and the First Officer is Chinese. It\'s the first time they\'ve flown together and it\'s obvious, by the silence, that they don\'t get along. After thirty minutes, the Jewish Captain mutters: \"I don\'t like Chinese.\" The First Officer replies: \"Oooooh, no like Chinese? Why dat?\" \"Your people bombed Pearl Harbor. That\'s why I don\'t like Chinese.\" \"Nooooo, noooo, Chinese not bomb Peahl Hahbah. That Japanese, not Chinese.\" \"Chinese, Japanese, Vietnamese... it doesn\'t matter, you\'re all alike.\" Another thirty minutes of silence. Finally, the First Officer says: \"No like Jew.\" \"Why not? Why don\'t you like Jews?\" \"Jews sink Titanic.\" \"The Jews didn\'t sink the Titanic. It was an iceberg.\" \"Iceberg, Goldberg, Rosenberg, Spielberg; no mattah ... all da same.\"Sent by Renata',0,0,0,'Active'),(6838,'Ethnic','Greatest way to learn English','Mullah Nasrudin, wisest man in Islam, entered England of a visit.\"Do you have anything to declare?\" asked the customs inspector.\"No -- sssssst, bzzz - nothing at all.\"\"How long do you plan to stay?\"\"Oh, about -- ssssssssszzzzt, bzzz -- about three weeks.\"\"By the way, where did you learn English?\"\"From the -- bzzz, bzzz, sszzzzzzzzbzzz -- radio.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6839,'Ethnic','The right way to ask a question','A Jewish guy in a London hotel calls the operator and asks, in broken English with a heavy Lithuanian-Yiddish accent, for number 266418. A short time later, someone knocks, and when he opens the door he sees2 beautiful and sexy girls who asked him: Have you ordered 2 shikses for one night?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6840,'Ethnic','Typical jewish mother','My mother is a typical Jewish mother.Once she was on jury duty. . .They sent her home. She insisted SHE was guilty.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6841,'Ethnic','A historical example','A young boy had just gotten his driving permit. He asked his father,who was a rabbi, if they could discuss his use of the family car. Hisfather took him into his study and said, \"I\'ll make a deal with you. Youbring your grades up, study your Talmud a little, get your hair cut andthen we\'ll talk about it.\"After about a month, the boy came back and again asked his father ifthey could discuss his use of the car. They again went into the father\'sstudy where the father said - \"Son, I\'ve been very proud of you. You havebrought your grades up, you\'ve studied the Talmud diligently, but you didn\'t get your hair cut.\" The young man waited a moment and then replied, \"You know Dad, I\'ve been thinking about that. You know Samson had long hair, Moses had long hair, Noah had long hair, and even Jesus had long hair.\" The rabbi said, \"Yes, and everywhere they went, they walked.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6842,'Ethnic','An unfortunate situation','A lovely young Jewish girl was employed by a clothing firm in NewYork.She and her widowed mother shared the same ambition: marriage to awealthy man. One day she returned from work, eyes red from crying. As soon as she entered the apartment she called, \"MAMA, I\'m pregnant!Don\'t get excited. The father is my boss.\" She began to sob uncontrollablywhile her mother tried to console her. The next morning, the mothercharged into the office of the boss. \"YOU,\" she shouted, \"What\'sgoing to be?\"The elegantly attired man, handsome and unmarried and in his midthirties, held up his hand: \"Please take a seat, Mrs. Horowitz. I\'mmaking all the arrangements. Your daughter will have the best doctormoney can buy before the baby is born. She\'ll be in the best hospital.And afterward, I am arranging for a trust fund for her where she willreceive a check for twenty five hundred dollars a week.\" The mother wastaken aback and thought for a moment.\"Tell me,\" she said, \"God forbid, she should have a miscarriage, will you give her another chance?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6843,'Ethnic','What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl?','What did the Jewish pedophile ask the little girl? - \"Hey, little girl, you want to buy some candy?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6844,'Ethnic','What is long, black, and smelly?','What is long, black, and smelly? - The unemployment line.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6845,'Ethnic','What do true rednecks do on Halloween?','What do true rednecks do on Halloween? - Pump kin.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6846,'Ethnic','It was obvious','After months of negotiation with the authorities, aTalmudist from Odessa was granted permission to visitMoscow. He boarded the train and found an empty seat.At the next stop a young man got on and sat next tohim. The scholar looked at the young man and thought:This fellow doesn\'t look like a peasant, and if heisn\'t a peasant he probably comes from this district.If he comes from this district, then he must be Jewishbecause this is, after all, a Jewish district. On theother hand, if he is a Jew, where could he be going?I\'m the only Jew in our district who has permission totravel to Moscow. Ahh? But just outside Moscow thereis a little village called Samvet, and Jews don\'t needspecial permission to go there. But why would he begoing to Samvet? He\'s probably going to visit one ofthe Jewish families there, but how many Jewishfamilies are there in Samvet? Only two - theBernsteins and the Steinbergs. The Bernsteins are aterrible family, and a nice looking fellow like himmust be visiting the Steinbergs. But why is he going?The Steinbergs have only daughters, so maybe he\'stheir son-in-law. But if he is, then which daughterdid he marry? They say that Sarah married a nicelawyer from Budapest, and Esther married a businessmanfrom Zhitomer, so it must be Sarah\'s husband. Whichmeans that his name is Alexander Cohen, if I\'m notmistaken. But if he comes from Budapest, with all theanti-Semitism they have there, he must have changedhis name. What\'s the Hungarian equivalent of Cohen?Kovacs. But if they allowed him to change his name, hemust have some special status. What could it be? Adoctorate from the University for sure. At this pointthe scholar turns to the young man and says, \"How doyou do, Dr. Kovacs?\" \"Very well, thank you, sir.\" answered the startledpassenger. But how is it that you know my name?\" \"Oh,\" replied the Talmudist, \"it was obvious.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6847,'Ethnic','A Jewish Mother','Hi Mom. Can I leave the kids with you tonight? You\'re going out? Yes. With whom? With a friend. I don\'t know why you left your husband. He is such a good man. I didn\'t leave him. He left me! You let him leave you, and now you go out with anybodies and nobodies. I do not go out with anybody. Can I bring over the kids? I never left you to go out with anybody except your father. There are lots of things that you did and I don\'t. What are you hinting at? Nothing. I just want to know if I can bring the kids over tonight. You\'re going to stay the night with him? What will your husband say if he finds out? My EX husband. I don\'t think he would be bothered. From the day he left me, he probably never slept alone! So you\'re going to sleep over at this loser\'s place? He\'s not a loser. A man who goes out with a divorced woman with children is a loser and a parasite. I don\'t want to argue. Should I bring over the kids or not? Poor children with such a mother. Such as what? With no stability. No wonder your husband left you. ENOUGH !!! Don\'t scream at me. You probably scream at this loser too! Now you\'re worried about the loser? Ah, so you see he\'s a loser. I spotted him immediately. Goodbye, mother. Wait! Don\'t hang up! When are you bringing them over? I\'m not bringing them over! I\'m not going out! If you never go out, how do you expect to meet anyone?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6848,'Ethnic','What do Germans use for birth control?','What do Germans use for birth control?Their personalities!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6849,'Ethnic','There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night...','There was this Eskimo girl who spent the night with her boyfriend and nextmorning found out that she was six months pregnant.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6850,'Ethnic','Did you hear about the spanish fireman...','Did you hear about the spanish fireman who named his sone Hose A and Hose B?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6851,'Ethnic','What did the German clockmaker say to the clock...','What did the German clockmaker say to the clock that only went \'tick, tick,tick\'?\'Ve haff vays of making you tock!\'',0,0,0,'Active'),(6852,'Ethnic','What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?','What do you call a 300 pound woman in Minnesota?Anorexic',0,0,0,'Active'),(6853,'Ethnic','What did Arafat say to Clinton?','What did Arafat say to Clinton?\"Sheep don\'t talk, my friend.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6854,'Ethnic','Why do they call it a \"kilt\"?','Why do they call it a \"kilt\"?Because a lot of people got kilt when they called it a skirt.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6855,'Ethnic','Who invented sex','A Greek and Italian were sitting down one day debating who had the superior culture. The Greek says, \"We have the Parthenon\"The Italian says, \"We have the Colosseum\"The Greek says \"We had great Mathematicians\"The Italian says \"We had the Roman Empire\"...and so on and so on and then the Greek says: \"We invented sex\"The Italian says \"That is true, but it was the Italians whointroduced it to women.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6856,'Ethnic','Rabbi\'s anniversary present','A Jewish congregation in New York honors its Rabbi for 25 years of serviceby sending him to Hawaii for a week, all expenses paid.When he walks into his hotel room, there\'s a beautiful girl, nude, lying onthe bed. She says, \"Hi, Rabbi, I\'m a little something extra that thepresident of the board arranged for you.\"The Rabbi is incensed. He picks up the phone, calls the President of theTemple Board and says, \"Greenberg, what were you thinking? Where\'s yourrespect? I am the moral leader of our community! I am very angry with youand you have not heard the end of this.\"The girl gets up and starts to get dressed. The Rabbi turns to her andsays, \"Where are you going? I\'m not angry with you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6857,'Relationships','Birth of a Candy Bar','Birth of a Candy Bar It was another Payday and I was tired of Mr. Goodbar. I saw Miss Hershey standing behind the Powerhouse on the corner of Clark and Fifth Avenue when I whipped out my Whopper and whispered, \"hey Sweetheart, how\'d you like to Krunch on my big hunk for a Million Dollar Bar?\" Well, she immediately went down on my Tootsie Roll, and it was like Pure Almond Joy! I couldn\'t help but grab her delicious Mounds because it was easy to see that this little Twix had the Red Hots. It was all I could do to hold the Snicker and Crackle as my Butterfinger went up her tight little Kit Kat and she started to scream \"Oh Henry, Oh Henry!\" Soon she was fondling my Peter Pan and ZagNut and I knew it wouldn\'t be long before I blew my Milk Duds clear to Mars that gave her a taste of the old Milky Way. She asked me if I was into M&M, but I said, \"Hey Chicklet, no kinky stuff.\" I said \"Look you little Reese\'s Pieces, don\'t be a Zero, be a Lifesaver. Why don\'t you take my Whatchamacallit and slip it up your Bit \'O\' Honey?\" (What a piece of Juicy Fruit she was, too!) She screamed, \"Oh Crackerjack, you\'re better than the Three Musketeers!\" as I rammed my Ding Dong up her Rocky Road and into her Peanut Butter Cup. Well, I was giving it to her Good \'N\' Plenty, when all the sudden...my Starburst! Yeah, as luck would have it, she started to grow Chunky and complained of a Wrigley in her stomach. Sure enough, nine months later, out popped...........Baby Ruth!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6858,'Relationships','A loving couple','Bill sat alone in the hospital room at his dying wife\'s beside. It was difficult to hear her above the many life sustaining devices, asher voice was little more than a hoarse whisper. \"Bill darling,\" she breathed. \"I\'ve got a confession to make before Igo... I ... I\'m the one who took the $10,000 from your safe in the house ... I spent it on a fling with your best friendJimmy. And it was I who forced your mistress to leave the community in utter disgrace. I\'m afraid I also was theone who reported you to the IRS for income tax evasion...\"\"That\'s all right dearest; don\'t even give it a second thought.\" said Bill. \"I have a small confession too. I\'m the onewho poisoned you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6859,'Relationships','Love to Death','A man goes to his doctor for his annual physical complaining of all kinds of mysterious ailments -- lack of sleep, no drive, verylittle appetite, nervous, etc. After a complete exam, the doctor can find nothing physically wrong and suspects the man issuffering from depression. The two had been friends for many years, so the doctor did not hesitate to ask the man about hispersonal life.\"Well, if you must know,\" said the patient, \"I cannot stand my wife. She\'s made my life unbearable. I fantasize allthe time about killing that damn witch. In fact, if you are truly my friend, you\'ll give me some kind of untraceablepoison to give her, so I may end my misery.\"The doctor explained that not only was that illegal, it would in fact, violate his oath to save lives. He said, \"Besides, you\'ll getlife in prison yourself, at best. I\'ll tell ya what though, I can give you this powerful aphrodisiac to slip into hercoffee. You can then \'love her to death\'. No jury in the world is going to convict a man for loving his wife toomuch. She\'ll be gone in a month at best.\"The man blessed the doctor, went home and started putting the love elixir in his wife\'s coffee the very next morning. Threeweeks later, the doctor hasn\'t heard a word from his friend, and becomes concerned. After office hours, he stops by his friend\'shouse to see if all is well. He finds his friend sitting on the sun deck, wrapped in a blanket, even though it\'s a warm Spring day.The man\'s face was gaunt and pale, he\'d lost Lord knows how much weight,and looked terrible. The doctor asked, \"Whatthe Hell happened ???\"The man said, \"I followed your advice to the letter. That woman and I made love like a pair of crazed rabbits, dayand nite.\" Then, he chuckled, causing a terrible wheeze. Just then the wife appeared from inside the house. All slim and trimand dressed in tennis clothes; smiling, she said she was off for a few sets of tennis. As she leaped into her new sports car, herhusband cackled and said to the doctor, \"Look at that dumb crazy bitch. She hasn\'t a lick of sense. If she only knewshe has less than a week to live she wouldn\'t be so God damn frisky.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6860,'Relationships','Better than Sex','A solider stationed in the South Pacific wrote to his wife in the States to please send him a harmonica to occupy his free timeand keep his mind off of the local women. The wife complied and sent the best one she could find, along with several dozenlesson & music books.Rotated back home, he rushed to their home and thru the front door. \"Oh darling\" he gushed, \"Come here... let me lookat you... let me hold you ! Let\'s have a fine dinner out, then make love all night. I\'ve missed your lovin\' so much !\"The wife, keeping her distance, said, \"All in good time lover. First, let\'s hear you play that harmonica.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6861,'Relationships','Trust thy friend...','The sailor came home from a secret two year mission only to find his wife with a new born baby. Furious, he was determinedto track down the father to extract revenge.\"Was it my friend Sam\", he demanded.\"No !\" his weeping wife replied.\"Was it my friend Jim then?\" he asked.\"NO !!!\" she said even more upset.\"Well which one of my no good friends did this then?\" he asked.\"Don\'t you think I have any friends of my own?\" she snapped.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6862,'Relationships','Jealousy','Mrs. Culpepper was almost in tears. \"Oh Marie,\" she said to her maid, \"I have reason to suspect that my husband ishaving an affair with his secretary.\"\"I don\'t believe it for one minute !\" Marie snapped.\"You\'re just saying that to make me jealous !!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6863,'Relationships','Saintly Naivete','I\'ve never been much on fashion, but got quite a few compliments on a new sports jacket I wore to work one day. Mysecretary asked me where I got it and I told her that it was a surprise from my wife. I went home early yesterday, and there itwas, on the back of a kitchen chair.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6864,'Relationships','Love thy Neighbor','The middle-aged married couple finally moved into the Condo of their dreams, but right next door to a very sexy fashion model. The husband had taken to borrowing this or that from their neighbor and it seemed to the wife that it always took him way too long to return. One time the wife had had enuff and actually pounded on the wall between the two apartments. There being no response she telephoned, only to get the answering machine. Finally she went to the model\'s door and just kept ringing the bell. When the model answered, the wife fumed,\"I would like to know why it is my husband takes so damn long to get something over here.\" \"Well sweetie,\" the model purred, \"all these interruptions sure ain\'t helping none either.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6865,'Relationships','A strange kind of robbery','Jim had been out on the town with a dazzling blonde, and he was returning home as the rosy tints of dawn began to color the skies. Marshaling all his inner resources, he managed an air of sobriety and dignity before the suspicious eye and wagging tongue of his wife. Suddenly, as he was undressing, she punctuated her harangue with a sharp, gasping intake of air. \"Jimmy,\" she asked through titely clenched teeth, \"Just where are your underwear ?\" Bleakly, Jimmy perceived through the fog in his mind, that his boxer shorts were indeed missing. Just then, inspiration stuck. \"My God !\" he cried with aggrieved dismay. \"I\'ve been robbed !\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6866,'Relationships','What Trip?','One of those discount airlines recently had a promotion where they offered free air-fare to wives who accompanied their husbands on a business trip. Seeking some valuable testimonials, the PR unit of the airline sent out letters to the wives who took advantage of the offer. I understand both written and telephoned responses are still flooding their offices asking, \"What trip ?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6867,'Relationships','Have to','A man comes home early from work and finds his wife and his best friend in bed. The man throws up his hands in disbelief and says, \"My God Pete !!! I more-or-less \'have to\', but YOU ???\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6868,'Relationships','Orgasmic Problems','The husband, tired of a listless sex life came right out and asked his wife during a recent love-making session, \"How come you never tell me when you have an orgasm ?\" She looked him rite in the eye and said, \"You\'re never home !\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6869,'Relationships','Made for each other','A friend of mine told me he had signed up with one of these on-line dating services. I asked him the other day if he had had any luck and he said he\'d quit -- seems they\'d matched him up with his wife.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6870,'Relationships','Simple Curiosity','My wife and I were watching some TV show the other nite where the wife hired a private detective to follow her husband and see if he were in fact \"cheating\" on her. I asked my wife if she would ever do that. She said, \"Well not so much to find out who the other woman was, but to see if I could find out what she saw in ya.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6871,'Relationships','Some explaining...','The newlyweds arrived at the front desk of the posh ocean-side resort in Hilton Head, South Carolina, looking all fresh, and eager to enjoy their two week vacation/honeymoon. The stunning blonde at the front desk smiled and said, \"Well, hi Jimmy, how ya been lover ? Long time no see.\" A frosty silence prevailed until the couple reached their room. Once inside, the piqued bride demanded: \"And just who was THAT woman ?!?!?\" The groom wiped his brow and said, \"Just relax honey. Please ! I\'m going to have enuff trouble explaining you to her.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6872,'Relationships','Some horse-play','The newlywed couple were checking into the hotel. The new groom approached the desk clerk. He said he wanted the best for they were on their honeymoon. The clerk asked the man if he wanted the bridal. \"No,\" he said, \"I don\'t believe I\'ll need it. I\'ll just grab onto her ears and hold on \'til she gets used to it.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6873,'Relationships','Repetitiveness','After the lavish wedding reception, the newlyweds retired to their Honeymoon Suite. The groom turned down the lights and found some nice CDs to stack on the player. Then he excused himself and returned in pajamas and robe. He opened a bottle of champagne and poured them each a drink, unaware that his new bride had already had more than enuff to drink. Finally, he took the girl of his dreams, whom he had wed after a whirl-wind courtship, by the hand and tenderly began to lead her towards the bedroom. \"Damn !\" she muttered, \"every stinking time I go out with a guy it always ends up the same way.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6874,'Relationships','Really torrid honeymoon','After the third day of a really torrid honeymoon, the young couple finally emerged from their room and walked into the hotel restaurant. After they were seated, the waiter came over to get their orders. The new husband looked at his bride and said, \"You know what I really feel like honey ?\" \"Well sure,\" she blushed, \"But we gotta eat sometime !\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6875,'Relationships','Honeymooned!','A young couple from the country honeymooned at a really fancy ocean-side resort. because they knew it would be expensive, they had planned to limit their stay to just the weekend, but were just unable to leave, enjoying themselves and each other so much, and extended their stay another day. Upon checking out, the desk clerk said, \"That\'ll be an additional $150 apiece.\" \"Good God man !!!\" cried the groom, totally shocked, \"That\'s two thousand two-hundred and fifty dollars !!! Are you crazy ???\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6876,'Relationships','Honeymoon II','The newlyweds had decided to take Amtrak\'s \"Car Train\" to Florida, so they would have the mobility of being able to use their own vehicle on the honeymoon. They settled into one of the train\'s upper berths together and cuddled. As the nite progressed, the new bride was heard to say quite excitedly a number of times, \"I just can\'t believe that we\'re finally married Kenny.\" After about the 3rd time in five minutes, a voice came out of the dark, \"God dammit Kenny !!! Will you please convince her so\'s we can all get some sleep ???\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6877,'Relationships','The Big Scare','Lee was known among his friends for the punctuality with which he sent his wife her alimony payment each month. When he was asked the reason for his haste he shivered and replied: \"I\'m afraid that if I should ever fall behind in the payments to that witch, she might well try to repossess me.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6878,'Relationships','Over my dead body!','A man happened to meet his ex-wife at a party, and after a few drinks, he suggested that they might have another try at marriage. His ex-wife sneered in reply, \"Over my dead body !\" He downed his drink and replied, \"Well, I see you haven\'t changed one little bit.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6879,'Relationships','Hope never dies','A man driving outside of Baltimore, Maryland was southbound on Interstate 95 in the far right hand lane traveling at 55 mph, minding his own business. He noticed in his rear view mirror that a Maryland State Trooper was right behind him. A mile later nothing changed, except now he\'s driving at 65 mph, the maximum limit. Several miles further along, the Trooper\'s right on his bumper and the man increases his speed to 75 mph. The Trooper activates his lights and siren and the man reluctantly pulls onto the shoulder. After the Trooper demands the man\'s driver\'s license and registration, he sez, \"Mr. {Smith}, I cannot for the life of me figure out why, when you knew I was behind you for quite some time, you sped up knowing that you could be cited for speeding. What in the world caused you to do that ? The man looked relieved, stared the Trooper directly in the eye and softly spoke, \"Trooper, three months ago, my wife ran off with a Maryland State Trooper. I thought you were him, bringing her back.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6880,'Relationships','A fair deal','A friend of mine just got divorced. He and his ex-wife split the house. He got the outside.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6881,'Relationships','The good advice','When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6882,'Relationships','Motivations','Two men are talking. The first sez, \"I got married because I was tired of eating out, cleaning the house, doing the laundry and wearing shabby clothes.\" \"Amazing,\" said the second, \"I just got divorced for the very same reasons.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6883,'Relationships','Following a bitter divorce...','Following a bitter divorce a husband saw his wife at a party and sneered, \"You know, I was a fool when I married you.\" The wife simply sighed and replied, \"Yes, dear, I know, but I was in love and didn\'t really notice.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6884,'Relationships','Some time after their bitter divorce...','Some time after their bitter divorce, a man happened to pull up alongside his ex-wife at a traffic signal. He shouted over, \"So... out looking for a little, huh ?\" She smiled sweetly and said, \"No, I had 6 years of that with you. I\'m out looking for a lot !!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6885,'Relationships','Pecuniary reasons','A few moments after the daughter announced her engagement, her Father asked, \"Does this fellow have any money ?\" The daughter shook her head sadly. \"Oh Daddy ! You men are all alike.\" sighing deeply, she replied, \"That\'s exactly what he asked me about you.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6886,'Relationships','The Ring','A student engineer in the office got engaged some time ago. At her wedding, I was reminding her of the first day she wore her ring. None of the other women in the office even noticed. Finally, in sheer and total exasperation, she said \"Boy !!! It\'s so warm in here today, I think I\'ll take off my ring.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6887,'Relationships','A lady with a...','A lady with a large flowery hat was stopped at the church door by the usher. \"Are you a friend of the bride ?\" he asked. \"Certainly not,\" she snapped, \"I\'m the groom\'s mother.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6888,'Relationships','A reason for break-up','\"What\'s this I hear about you breaking off your engagement Pam ?\" said her closest friend. \"Well,\" Pam confirmed, \"although his diamond was of pretty good quality, his mounting left a lot to be desired.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6889,'Relationships','Marital Sex','While making love to his wife, Carl discovered he couldn\'t enjoy it. Though they had been married only a few years, he relflectly unhappily, their love-making had become infrequent and bland. Then quite suddenly, alarmed, he said: \"What happened, did I hurt you ?\" \"Why no, not at all,\" said his surprised wife. \"Whatever made you ask that ?\" \"Well, no reason actually,\" the bored husband replied with a sigh, \"It\'s just that for a moment there, I thought you actully moved.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6890,'Relationships','Different Treatments','A doctor had the reputation of helping couples increase the joy in their sex life, but always promised not to take a case if he felt he could not help them. The Browns came to see the doctor. He gave them thorough physical exams, psychological exams, and various tests, then concluded, \"Yes, I am happy to say that I believe I can help you. On your way home from my office stop at the grocery store and buy some grapes and some doughnuts.\" \"Go home, take off your clothes, and you, sir, roll the grapes across the floor until you make a bulls eye in your wife\'s \'love canal\'. Then, on hands and knees you must crawl to her like a leopard and retrieve the grape using only your tongue.\" \"Then next, ma\'am, you must take the doughnuts and from across the room, toss them at your husband until you make a ringer around his \'love pole\'. Then, like a lioness, you must crawl to him and consume the doughnut.\" The couple went home and their sex life became more and more wonderful. They told their friends, Mr. & Mrs. Green that they should see the good doctor. The doctor greeted the Greens and said he would not take the case unless he felt that he could help them. He conducted the physical exams and the same battery of tests. Then he told the Greens the bad news. \"I cannot help you, so I will not take your money. I believe your sex life is as good as it will ever be. I cannot help.\" The Greens pleaded with him, and said, \"You helped our friends the Browns, now please, please help us.\" \"Well, all right\", the doctor said. \"On your way home from the office, stop at the grocery store and buy some apples and a box of Cheerios...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6891,'Relationships','A small mistake','The divorce court was attentive as the wealthy Yuppette complained to the Judge that her husband had left her bed and board. When she had finished, the husband\'s lawyer rose to his feet and coolly replied, \"Your Honor, I have a slight correction in the typing of the charging documents. My client claims that he left her bed \'bored\'.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6892,'Relationships','A real dilemma','I have this friend who has a real dilemma. His wife won\'t give him a divorce until she figures out a way of doing it without making him a happy man.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6893,'Relationships','Every damn time','Speaking of divorce (I was), this woman petitions the court for a divorce on the grounds that her husband \"beats her.\" The Judge, wanting every detail asked how often it was he beat the woman. \"Every damn time your Honor,\" she sighed, \"Every damn time !\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6894,'Relationships','Keeping their marriage together','I know a husband and wife who have separate bedrooms, drive different cars, take separate vacations, work different shifts, have their own computers, and even have their own ISPs, separate e-mail addresses and Home Pages. They say they\'re doing everything they can to keep their marriage together.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6895,'Relationships','Marriage Anonymous','With the divorce rate so high in America, a new organization has been formed called \"Marriage Anonymous.\" Whenever a guy feels like getting married, they send over a woman with crulers in her hair, cream on her face and wearing a torn housecoat to nag him out of it.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6896,'Relationships','Proffessional Terms','The pro quarterback was petitioning the court to have his recent marriage annulled. \"On what grounds ?\" questioned the Judge, \"This court does not take annulments lightly.\" \"Non-virginity,\" replied the quarterback, \"When I married her, I thought I was getting a tight end, but instead, I found that I had married a wide receiver.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6897,'Relationships','housekeepers','Regardless of what you may hear, there\'s still many women these days who are excellent \"housekeepers\". Seems each time they get a divorce, they keep the house.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6898,'Relationships','Mr. Schneider stood up in court...','Mr. Schneider stood up in court. \"As God is my judge, I do not owe my ex-wife any money.\" Glaring down at him, the judge replied, \"He\'s not. I am. You do.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6899,'Relationships','A bored woman says to her husband...','A bored woman says to her husband as she clasps her hands together, \"Guess what I have in here and you\'ll get some loving tonite.\" The equally bored husband, wishing to avoid any kind of sex at all replies, \"An elephant\". The wife sez \"That\'s close enough!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6900,'Relationships','Rough','Tell ya what though, I don\'t have it nearly as rough as one of my neighbors. When he attends a wife swapping party, he has to throw in the maid, and a mistress to be named later.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6901,'Relationships','A young married woman...','A young married woman was discussing her sex life with a girlfriend. The girlfriend asked, \"Do you talk to your husband when you\'re making love ?\" She thought about it a minute then said, \"Well, no. But I could. I mean he has a cell phone and all now.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6902,'Relationships','The definition of kinky sex','I\'m not saying that my wife was naive when we got married, but... she thought \"kinky sex\" involved her wearing hair curlers to bed.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6903,'Relationships','This snow plow driver from North Dakota...','This snow plow driver from North Dakota got married. He and his new Bride prepared for their wedding nite. He watched for a while as she spread three different kinds of creams and then a white foam in preparation for their love making. She finally announced that she was ready. The man then asked if she still had that string of pearls necklace that he admired so much. She replied, \"Well, yes darling, I do. But what in the world would you need it for at a time like this ? He looked again at all her \"preparations\" and replied, \"Ain\'t no way I\'m gonna try to go into a mess like that without chains.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6904,'Relationships','A painful adjustment','Adjusting to marriage sometimes poses some unexpected problems. But when I came upon a friend of mine in a bar the night after his wedding, I had ask exactly what he was doing there instead of with his new bride. \"Well, you see, this morning when I got up,\" he said, \"I was barely awake from a wonderful night of love-making. More out of habit than anything else, I put a fifty dollar bill on the dresser.\" I told him not to worry about it, that his new wife probably wouldn\'t even think anything of it; that he could always say he left her some spending money. \"No no !\" he half wailed/half said, \"You don\'t understand. She was half asleep too and gave me $30 change.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6905,'Relationships','Going further','A coupla Aggies, Buck and Thurleen, married after graduating from Texas A&M, are driving from Dallas down to a motel in Austin for their honeymoon. Along the way, Buck reaches over and puts his hand on Thurleen\'s knee. Thurleen smiles, blushes and says, \"Oh Buck, we\'re married now, you can go farther than that!\" So he drove on to Laredo.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6906,'Relationships','It is all in the money','A couple was having a discussion about what to see and do now that they were safely in Florida on their honeymoon. Trying to assert himself rite off the bat, he exploded, \"If it weren\'t for my money, we wouldn\'t be here at all!\" The wife replied, \"My dear, if it weren\'t for your money, not only would we not be in Florida, we wouldn\'t on a honeymoon, nor would there be any \"we\" in the first place.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6907,'Relationships','Exercing control','There were three guys in a bar. Two are talking about the amount of control they have over their wives. The third remains silent. After a while, one of the first two turned to the third and sez \"Well... what about you, what sort of control do you have over your wife ?\" \"Well, on our honeymoon, I made damn sure my wife came to me on her hands and knees.\" he bragged and took another sip of beer. His friends were amazed ! \"What happened then ?\" they asked, almost in unison. \"Well, then she said, \'Get the hell out from under that bed and fight like a man !\' \" he admitted.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6908,'Relationships','On their honeymoon night...','On their honeymoon night, the burly groom took off his pants and asked his bride to put them on. The waist alone was twice her body. She said, \"I can\'t wear your pants.\" \"That\'s right,\" intoned the groom, \"And don\'t you forget it. I\'m the one who wears the pants in the family.\" The bride took off her panties and asked her husband to try it on. \"No way. I can\'t get into your panties.\" he said. \"That\'s right. And that\'s the way it\'ll be until you change your attitude.\" she said and smiled.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6909,'Relationships','Say anything','Personally I think one of the greatest things about marriage is that as both husband and Father, I can say anything I want to around the house. Of course, no one pays the least bit of attention.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6910,'Relationships','Inseparable','We have a young married couple in the neighborhood who are truly inseparable. Last week, it took four Howard County Policemen and a dog.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6911,'Relationships','Why is it better?..','Did any of you other married guys out there ever wonder whether it\'s better to have loved and lost, than to have loved and won ?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6912,'Relationships','Nothing changed','On the eve of the couple\'s tenth wedding anniversary, the still slim wife was bragging about her figure. \"You know honey,\" she said, \"I can still get into the skirts I had before we were married.\" \"Yeah ?\" the husband replied as he turned his attention back to the ball game on TV. \"I wish to hell I could.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6913,'Relationships','One of two reasons','I\'ve noticed the strangest thing about men who hang out in bars a lot. It seems they have only one of two reasons to be there: They have no wife to go home to... or they do.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6914,'Relationships','The American in Hong Kong...','The American in Hong Kong was talking to his wife one evening over supper. \"Get this...\" he chuckled, \"That ridiculous janitor of ours claims he\'s made love to every woman in the building except one.\" \"Hmmmmmmmmm,\" said his wife, assuming a thoughtful faraway type expression, \"must be that stuck-up Mrs. Stewart on the eighth floor.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6915,'Relationships','Who exactly are we kidding?','But let\'s get real here guys, I mean who exactly are we kidding ? A husband controls his wife in much the same manner as a barometer controls the weather.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6916,'Relationships','A recent study showed...','A recent study showed that the average husband only actually speaks to his wife about thirty-seven minutes each week. Well, yeah, I can believe that, I mean just how long does it take to say \"Uh-huh\" or \"Yes dear\" or \"I\'m sorry\" ?',0,0,0,'Active'),(6917,'Relationships','Love stronger than death','The young widow was kneeling at her husband\'s grave tending to the weeds, when she felt the grass rustle beneath her skirt. She smiled and said \"Easy sweetheart, you\'re dead now ya know.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6918,'Relationships','You know the honeymoon is pretty much over...','You know the honeymoon is pretty much over when you start to go out with the boys on Wednesday nites, and so does she.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6919,'Relationships','I was out with one of my best drinking buddies...','I was out with one of my best drinking buddies, George, and he was talking about marriage, and then his wife. He drank some, then said, \"Well, what it comes down to Jimmy, is... well... my wife knows nothing of my wants and needs... she\'s hardly ever in the mood for sex... I guess what it comes down to is that my wife just doesn\'t understand me at all, does yours ?\" I thought about it a minute or two, then said. \"I don\'t think so George, as a matter of fact, I don\'t recall her ever even mentioning your name at all.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6920,'Relationships','Saving up for 60 years','The 70-year old groom and the 25-year old bride attracted raised eyebrowattention as they checked into the resort hotel. Next morning at eightsharp, the groom came into the dining room whistling a gay tune, sat downat a table and ordered ham and eggs. The smile on his face and the twinklein his eye told everybody present that he was happy and confident. Fifteen minutes later the young bride slowly trudged into the dining roomand seated herself across from her 70-year old. Her face was drawn and hervoice weak as she ordered toast and coffee. The groom, now finished, excused himself and strolled into the lobby forhis morning cigar. As the waitress approached with the bride\'s toast and coffee, she said,\"Honey, I don\'t understand it. Here you are a young bride with an oldhusband, looking like you\'ve encountered a buzz saw.\" \"That guy,\" said the bride, \"double crossed me. He told me he saved up for60 years and I thought he was talking about money!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6921,'Relationships','A henpecked husband...','A henpecked husband was advised by a psychiatrist to asserthimself. \"You don\'t have to let your wife bully you,\" he said. \"Go home and show her you\'re the boss.\" The husband decided to take the doctor\'s advice. He wenthome, slammed the door, shook his fist in his wife\'s face, and growled, \"From now on you\'re taking orders from me. I want my supper right now, and when you get it on the table, go upstairs and lay out my clothes. Tonight I am going out with the boys. You are going to stay at home where you belong. Another thing, you know who is going to tie my bow tie?\"\"I certainly do,\" said his wife calmly, \"the undertaker.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6922,'Relationships','This man got his prescription for Viagra...','This man got his prescription for Viagra, and goes home to get ready for when his wife gets home. He calls her on the phone, and says, \"I\'ll be home in an hour.\" \"Perfect,\" she replies.The man thinks her agreement is because the Doctor told him to take his Viagra an hour before. He takes the Viagra and waits. Well, and hour goes by, the man is ready to go, but no wife? She calls him on the phone and she says, \"Traffic is terrible. I won\'t be there for about an hour and a half.\" The man, frustrated, calls his Doctor for advice. \"What should I do?\" he asks. The Doctor replied, \"It would be a shame to waste it. Do you have a housekeeper around?\" \"Yes\" the man replied. \"Well, maybe you can occupy yourself with her instead?\" said the Doctor. The man then replied with dismay, \"But I don\'t need Viagra with the housekeeper...\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6923,'Relationships','Three guys were sitting in a bar talking...','Three guys were sitting in a bar talking.One was a Doctor, one was a Lawyer, and one was a Biker.After a sip of his martini, the doctor said; \"You know, tomorrow is my anniversary. I got my wife a diamond ring and a new Mercedez. I figure that if she doesn\'t like the diamond ring, she will at leastlike the Mercedez, and she will know that I love her.\"After finishing his scotch, the lawyer replied; \"Well, on my last anniversary, I got my wife a string of pearls and a trip to the Bahamas. I figured if she didn\'t like the pearls, she would at leastlike the trip, and she would know that I love her.\"The Biker then took a big swig from his beer, and said; \"Yah, well for my anniversary, I got my old lady a tee-shirt and a vibrator. Ifigured if she didn\'t like the tee-shirt, she could go fuck herself.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6924,'Relationships','Life is cruel','What women want in a relationship: A handsome, loving professionalman who will just love them for who they are.What women get: A fat, balding fart machine who stays with them onlybecause no other woman wants him.What men want in a woman: A combination of Carol Brady and Pamela LeeAnderson; Wonderful Mom with big hooters and can suck the chrome offa flag pole.What men get: Someone who immediately begins to gain those 80 extralbs the moment after she says \"I Do\", beginning with the wedding cake!What women want in bed: A passionate lover who takes the time to kissand gently caress, slowly building up to a wonderful joyous experiencetogether.What they get: \"Wham-Bam-Thank-You Ma\'am!\", Belch, Fart, ZzzzzzzzzzzzzzWhat men expect out of a marriage: 3 loving children who honor theirparents.What they get: 3 helions who are a combination of their parents everyfault and make their life a living hell.1st anniversary card from husband to wife: \"My sweet loving wife....Ihope this first year is a reflection of the next 60 years, you are my heartand soul, I am forever yours.\"5th anniversary card: \"I love you so much honey...words cannot describe.\"10th anniversary card: \"Hey, how\'s it hangin\'? Love Ya\'!!\"15th anniversary card: \"Ummmmmmmmm......\'sup?\"16th anniversary card from wife to husband: \"You are hereby summonedto divorce proceedings...\"',3,0,0,'Active'),(6925,'Relationships','Three different kinds of sex','Did you know that once you get married, you can look forward to three different kinds of sex? First, there\'s House Sex: That\'s when you make love all over the house: on the floor, on the kitchen table, in the garage, anywhere, anytime -- much like two crazed rabbits. Then comes Bedroom Sex: That\'s when the kids are finally fed, bathed and asleep; the curtains closed; nothing much on TV; and the door locked -- you make love in the bedroom. Last comes Hall Sex: That\'s when you pass each other in the hall and snarl -- \"Screw You !\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6926,'Relationships','How to be a Good Wife','How to be a Good WifeExcerpted from a 1950\'s high school home economics textbookHave dinner ready. Plan ahead, even the night before, to have a delicious meal--on time. This is a way of letting him know that you have been thinking about him and are concerned about his needs. Most men are hungry when they come home and the prospect of a good meal is part of the warm welcome needed.Prepare yourself. Take fifteen minutes to rest so that you\'ll be refreshed when he arrives. Touch up your makeup, put a ribbon in your hair and be fresh looking. He has just been with a lot of work-weary people. Be a little gay and a little more interesting. His boring day may need a life.Clear away the clutter. Make one last trip through the main part of the house just before your husband arrives, gathering up the school books, toys, paper, etc. Then run a dust cloth over the tables. Your husband will feel he has reached a haven of rest and order, and it will give you a lift, too.Prepare the children. Take a few minutes to wash the children\'s hands and faces if they are small, comb their hair, and if necessary, change their clothes. They are little treasures and he would like to see them playing the part.Minimize all noise. At the time of his arrival, eliminate all noise of the washer, dryer, dishwasher, or vacuum. Try to encourage the children to be quiet. Be happy to see him; greet him with a smile and be glad to see him.Some don\'ts: Don\'t greet him with problems or complaints. Don\'t complain if he\'s late for dinner. Count this as minor compared with what he might have gone through that day. Make him comfortable. Have him lean back in a comfortable chair or suggest he lie down in the bedroom. Have a cool or warm drink ready for him. Arrange his pillow and offer to take off his shoes. Speak in a low, soft, soothing, and pleasant voice. Allow him to relax and unwind.Listen to him. You may have a dozen things to tell him, but the moment of his arrival is not the time. Let him talk first.Make the evening his: Never complain if he does not take you out to dinner or to other places of entertainment. Instead, try to understand his world of strain and pressure, his need to be home and relax.Your goal: Try to make your home a place of peace and order where your husband can renew himself in body and spirit.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6927,'Relationships','Drilling is mine!','Storming into his lawyer\'s office, a Texas oil magnate demanded that divorce proceedings begin at once against his young bride.\"What\'s the problem?\"\"I want to hit that adulterin\' bitch for breach of contract,\" snapped the oil man.\"I don\'t know if that will fly,\" said the lawyer. \"I mean your wife isn\'t a piece of property; you don\'t own her!\"\"Damn right,\" the tycoon rejoined, \"but I sure as hell expect exclusive drillin\' rights!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6928,'Relationships','On their first night to be together...','On their first night to be together, the newly wed couple go to change. The new bride comes out of the bathroom, all showered and wearing her beautiful robe. The proud husband says, \"my dear, we are married now, you can open your robe.\"The beautiful young woman opens her robe, and he is astonished. \"Oh, oh, aaaahhh,\" he exclaims, \"My God you are so beautiful, let me take your picture.\" Puzzled she asks, \"MY picture?\" He answers, \"yes my dear, so I can carry your beauty next to my heart forever\". She smiles and he takes her picture, and then he heads into the bathroom to shower. He comes out wearing his robe and the new wife asks, \"why do you wear a robe? We are married now.\" at that the man opens his robe and she exclaims, \"oh, OH, OH MY, let me get a picture\". He beams and asks, \"why?\" She answers, \"SO I CAN GET IT ENLARGED\"!',0,0,0,'Active'),(6929,'Relationships','Why Jim Smith Lost His First Love','Why Jim Smith Lost His First LoveJim Smith wished to buy a present for his first sweetheart, andafter careful consideration he decided on a pair of gloves.Accompanied by his sweetheart\'s sister, he went to a departmentstore and bought a pair of white gloves. The sister purchased a pairof panties for herself. During the wrapping, the items got mixed up.(The sweetheart got the panties.) Without checking the contents, Jimsealed his package and sent it to his sweetheart with the following note.Dearest Darling,This is a little gift to show you I have not forgotten you this Christmas.I chose these because I noticed that you are not in the habit of wearingany when we go out in the evening. If it had not been for your youngersister, I would have chosen the long ones with the buttons, but she wearsthe short ones that are easy to remove. These are a delicate shade, butthe lady I bought them from showed me a pair that she had worn for threeweeks and they were hardly soiled. I had the sales girl try them on andshe really looked smart. I wish I could put them on you the first time.No doubt, other men\'s hands will come in contact with them before I havethe chance to see you again. When you take them off blow in them beforeputting them away as they will naturally be a little damp from wearing.Be sure to keep them on when you clean them or they might shrink. I hopeyou like them and will wear them for me next Friday night. All My Love, JimmyP.S. Just think how many times I will kiss them during the coming year. Also, the sales girl showed me how they look when worn in the latest style - folded down with the fur showing.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6930,'Relationships','Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?','Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?Because a woman who can\'t afford a washing machine will never be able tosupport you.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6931,'Relationships','Why do women have smaller feet than men?','Why do women have smaller feet than men?So they can stand closer to the kitchen sink.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6932,'Relationships','The doctor had just completed his examination...','The doctor had just completed his examination of thegorgeous redhaired beauty.\"I would suggest to you, young lady,\" began the medic,as he regained som of his professional dignity,\"that you discontinue some of your running around.Stop drinking so much, cut down on your smoking, andabove all you will have to start eating properly andgetting to bed early.\" Then, as a pleasant afterthought, he added: \"Why nothave dinner with me tonight? I\'ll see to it that youhave the proper food and that you\'ll be in bed by 9:00!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6933,'Relationships','Beep-beep','The eighty-eight-year-old millionaire married an eighteen-year-old country girl. He was quite content, but after a few weeks she told him that she was going to leave him if she didn\'t get some loving real soon. He had his chauffeured limousine take him to a high-priced specialist who studied him and then gave him a shot of spermatozoa. \"Now look,\" the doctor said, \"the only way you\'re going to get it up is to say \"beep,\" and then to get it soft again, you say, \"beep, beep.\"\"How marvelous,\" the old man said.\"Yes, but I must warn you,\" the doctor said,\" it\'s only going to work three times before you die.\"On his way home, the man decided he wasn\'t going to live through three of them anyway, so he decided to waste one trying it out. \"Beep!\" he said. Immediately he was UP. Satisfied, he said, \"beep, beep,\" and he was down again. He chuckled with delight and anticipation. At that moment, a little yellow Volkswagen pulled past his limousine and went \"beep,\" and the car in the opposite lane responded with \"beep beep.\" Alert to his jeopardy, the old man instructed his chauffeur to \"speed it up.\" He raced into the house as fast as he could for his last great lay. \"Honey,\" he shouted at her, \"don\'t ask questions. Just drop your clothes and hope into bed.\" Caught up in his excitement, she did. He undressed nervously and hurried in after her. Just as he was climbing into bed, he said, \"beep,\" and he was UP.He was just starting to enter his young wife when she said,, \"What\'s all this \"beep beep\" shit?\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(6934,'Relationships','I have got trouble with the wife again...','I\'ve got trouble with the wife again - she came into the bar looking for me and I asked for her number.',0,0,0,'Active'),(6935,'Relationships','The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital...','The medics rush Mr. Steinberg to the hospital in the middle of the night, apparently with a massive heart attack. The doctors work on him all night and morning and finally discharge him to ICU, where therapy continues. In a couple of days Mr. Steinberg\'s physician comes into his room and says, \"Sol, I\'m happy to tell you that you are completely well. You have the heart function that you did when you were a fifteen-year-old lad. We\'re going to send you home tomorrow. You don\'t have to worry about your heart; do any physical exercise that you like.\" Mr. Steinberg goes home and that evening is talking with his wife: \"Doris, you\'ll never believe it: I\'m completely well. I have no worries with my heart. Tonight, Darling, you and I are going to make love like you\'ve never had before, wild, passionate sex....you\'ll love it!\"Doris thinks for a minute and says, \"I don\'t know, Sol. I\'ve heard about active sex and heart conditions. I don\'t want it to be on my head if you croak while we are making love. Maybe, just maybe, if your doctor wrote a note to me saying that everything was OK... maybe I would have such sex with you....\" Mr. Steinberg was dejected, but the next day he was in his doctor\'s office; his doctor tells him, \"Sure, sure, Sol, no problem, I\'ll write the note. Let\'s see, here\'s my prescription pad: \"Mr. Sol Steinberg, a patient of mine, has the heart function of a fifteen-year-old lad and can have mad, passionate, adventurous sex any time that he so desires, signed, Dr. Aaron Katz....... Now, I\'ll just address this.......By the way, Sol, what\'s your wife\'s first name?\" \"Uh, Doctor, could you just make that, \'To Whom It May Concern\"?',0,0,0,'Active'),(7433,'Miscellaneous','What did the egg say to the boiling water?','What did the egg say to the boiling water?\"I just got laid and now you want me to get hard?!\"Sent by Sarah',0,0,0,'Active'),(7434,'Miscellaneous','An artist asked the gallery owner...','An artist asked the gallery owner if there had been any interest in his paintings on display at that time. \"I have good news and bad news,\" the owner replied. \"The good news is that a gentleman inquired about your work and wondered if it would appreciate in value after your death. When I told him it would, he bought all 15 of your paintings.\"\"That\'s wonderful,\" the artist exclaimed. \"What\'s the bad news?\"\"The guy was your doctor.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7435,'Miscellaneous','Cheap widow','A woman goes into the local newspaper office to see that the obituaryfor her recently deceased husband is published. After the editorinforms her that the fee for the obituary is 50 cents a word, shepauses, reflects and then says, \"Well, then, let it read \'Fred Browndied\'.\" Confounded at the woman\'s thrift, the editor stammers that there is a7-word minimum for all obituaries. The woman pauses again, counts onher fingers and replies, \"In that case, \'Fred Brown died: 1983 Pick-upfor sale\'.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7436,'Miscellaneous','A man moves into a nudist colony...','A man moves into a nudist colony. He receives a letterfrom his mother asking him to send her a current photoof himself in his new location. Too embarrassed to lether know that he lives in a nudist colony, he cuts aphoto in half and sends her the top part. Later he receives another letter asking him to send apicture to his grandmother. The man cuts another picturein half, but accidentally sends the bottom half of thephoto. He is really worried when he realizes that he sent thewrong half, but then remembers how bad his grandmother\'seyesight is, and hopes she won\'t notice. A few weekslater he receives a letter from his grandmother. It says,\"Thank you for the picture. Change your hair style...itmakes your nose look short!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7437,'Miscellaneous','What\'s the difference between a policeman\'s knightstick and...','Q: What\'s the difference between a policeman\'s knightstickand a magician\'s wand?A: A Magician\'s wand is for cunning stunts.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7438,'Miscellaneous','How do you tell two KKK members apart?','How do you tell two KKK members apart?Ask their wife. After all, she\'s their mother....',0,0,0,'Active'),(7439,'Miscellaneous','What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?','Q: What do you call an anorexic with a yeast infection?A: A quarter-pounder with cheese.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7440,'Miscellaneous','What would Princess Diana be doing right...','Q: What would Princess Diana be doing right now if she were alive today?A: Scratching on the lid of her casket.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7441,'Miscellaneous','What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy...','What has four legs, is big, green, fuzzy, and if it fell out of a tree would kill you?A pool table.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7442,'Miscellaneous','A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer...','A woman goes into a bar and orders a beer. She grabs the beer and tips it down the back of her skirt. The barman looks amazed as she orders another and again tips it down her skirt.Finally, the barman says: \"Why are you tipping your drinks down your skirt?\"\"Well,\" the chick replies, \"I\'ve just won the lottery and this is the only arsehole I\'m shouting!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7443,'Miscellaneous','What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement?','What is the rallying cry of the International Dyslexic Pride movement? Dyslexics Untie!',0,0,0,'Active'),(7444,'Miscellaneous','Why are there so many Jones\'s in the phone book?','Why are there so many Jones\'s in the phone book? Because they all have phones.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7445,'Miscellaneous','A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven...','A pedophile dies in a car crash and goes to heaven. He\'s stopped atthe pearly gates by St. Peter, who is really miffed:\"You swine. How can you have the audacity to try and enter heaven afteryou have lead such a perverted, ungodly life. Do you think you have asnowballs chance in hell of meeting god?\"\"Fuck God... I\'m after the baby Jesus.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7446,'Miscellaneous','There were these three morticians talking about...','There were these three morticians talking about their greatest feats. The first one says, \"I had this soldier who stepped on a land mine. Took me three days to get him ready for an open casket funeral!!\" The next guy says, \"oh yeah? I had this construction worker fall 15 stories, then he got run over by a steam roller, but I had him ready for an open casket funeral in two days!!!\" The third guy sulks in the corner, \"man. both y\'all got me beat. I had this lady parachutist who landed on the empire state building. it took me four days just to get the grin off her face.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7447,'Miscellaneous','Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?','Have you ever wondered why you wonder why?I used to wonder why, but now I don\'t wonder why I wonder why.I wonder why I don\'t wonder why anymore?',0,0,0,'Active'),(7448,'Miscellaneous','What\'s brown and sticky?','What\'s brown and sticky?A stick.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7449,'Miscellaneous','A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues...','A partially deaf gentleman was extolling the virtues of his new hearing aid. \"It\'s marvelous,\" he enthused to a friend. \"Since I acquired it I can hear the birds chirping on the hearth. I can also hear clearly a conversation being held in an apartment a full block away!\"\"You don\'t say,\" said his friend. \"What kind is it?\"The proud owner consulted his wristwatch and answered, \"Twenty minutes after two.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7450,'Miscellaneous','Silence','Father: Did Paul bring you home last night?Daughter: Yes, it was late. Daddy. Did the noise disturb you?Father: No, My Dear, it wasn\'t the noise. It was the silence.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7451,'Miscellaneous','Voodoo','Q: Do you know if your daughter has ever been involved in the voodoo or occult?A: We both do.Q: Voodoo?A: We do.Q: You do?A: Yes, voodoo.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7452,'Miscellaneous','What is your date of birth?','Q: What is your date of birth?A: July fifteenth.Q: What year?A: Every year.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7453,'Miscellaneous','On Jeopardy','On Jeopardy...TREBEK: The category is \"Political Subversion\". The answer is: Thisentity is dedicated to the destruction of religion, morality, and theAmerican way of life.PLAYER: What is the KGB?TREBEK: Be more specific.PLAYER: What is PBS?TREBEK: Right!',0,0,0,'Active'),(7454,'Miscellaneous','What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?','What is the difference between a wicker basket and a wicker box?A wicker basket is what little red riding hood took to grandma\'s house.A wicker box is what Elmer Fudd did to little red riding hood.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7455,'Miscellaneous','What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll...','Q: What is the last thing each Tickle Me Elmo doll receives before he leaves the factory? A: Two Test Tickles',0,0,0,'Active'),(7456,'Miscellaneous','What is grosser than gross?','Q: What is grosser than gross? A: Having a dream about chocolate pudding and then waking up with a spoon in your butt.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7457,'Miscellaneous','If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant...','Q: If there is H2O on the inside of a fire hydrant, what is on the outside????A: K9P.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7458,'Miscellaneous','The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict...','The new FDA milk labeling rules are so strict, it\'s now illegal to print a picture of a missing fat kid on a carton of skim milk.',0,0,0,'Active'),(7459,'Miscellaneous','An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy...','An eminent teacher and thinker once expressed his philosophy of life succinctly. \"When it all boiled down to the essence of truth,\" the philosopher said, \"one just live by a dog?s rule of life: If you can?t eat it or fuck it, piss on it!!!\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7460,'Miscellaneous','A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk...','A guy was in a bar, and asked for some milk. So in turn a pregnant topless dancer got on the bar and squeezed the milk out of her tits. He looked at this and said to himself, \"I would hate to see how they give out bloody Mary?s.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7461,'Miscellaneous','Many moons','There was a cowboy who went to the outhouse. He heard some noise, so he looked inside, and lo and behold there was an Indian down in the hole.The cowboy said, \"How long have you been down there?\"The Indian replied, \"Many moons.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7649,'Religion','The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacher...','The congregation was sitting and waiting for the preacherto began his sermon when two masked men burst into thechurch and said \"Whoever is not willing to take a bulletfor Jesus better leave now.\" More than half of thecongregation jumped up and ran out the door. The two men took off their masks, sat in the front rowand said, \"Okay, Reverend, you can preach now. All thehyprocrites are gone.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7650,'Religion','The girl knelt in the confessional and said...','The girl knelt in the confessional and said,\"Bless me, Father, for I have sinned.\"\"What is it, child?\"\"Father, I have committed the sin of vanity.Twice a day I gaze at myself in the mirrorand tell myself how beautiful I am.\"The priest turned, took a good look at the girl,and said, \"My dear, I have good news. That isn\'ta sin... it\'s simply a mistake.\"',0,0,0,'Active'),(7651,'Religion','Noah And Today\'s Ark','Noah And Today\'s ArkThe Lord spoke to Noah and said, \"Noah, in six months I am goingto make it rain until the whole world is covered with water andall the evil things are destroyed. But, I want to save a few goodpeople and two of every living thing on the planet. I am orderingyou to build an ark.\" And, in a flash of lightning, he deliveredthe specifications for the ark.\"OK,\" Noah said, trembling with fear and fumbling with theblueprints, \"I\'m your man.\"\"Six months and it starts to rain,\" thundered the Lord. \"Youbetter have my ark completed or learn to swim for a long, longtime!\"Six months passed, the sky began to cloud up, and the rain beganto fall in torrents. The Lord looked down and saw Noah sitting inhis yard, weeping, and there was no ark.\"Noah!\" shouted the Lord, \"where is My ark?\" A lightning boltcrashed into the ground right beside Noah.\"Lord, please forgive me!\" begged Noah. \"I did my best, but therewere some big problems. First, I had to get a building permit forthe ark\'s construction, but your plans did not meet their code.So, I had to hire an engineer to redo the plans, only to get intoa long argument with him about whether to include afire-sprinkler system.\"\"My neighbors objected, claiming that I was violating zoningordinances by building the ark in my front yard, so I had to geta variance from the city planning board.\"\"Then, I had a big problem getting enough wood for the ark,because there was a ban on cutting trees to save the spotted owl.I tried to convince the environmentalists and the U.S. Fish andWildlife Service that I needed the wood to save the owls, butthey wouldn\'t let me catch them, so no owls.\"\"Next, I started gathering up the animals but got sued by ananimal rights group that objected to me taking along only two ofeach kind.\"\"Just when the suit got dismissed, the EPA notified me that Icouldn\'t complete the ark without filing an environmental impactstatement on your proposed flood. 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Frank Paris is an Internationally Known Performing Magician Based in the  Long Island NYC Area.

Venues include Long Island, National and International locations.

Stage Shows . Close-up Magic  .  Walk - Around - Magic . Illusions  .  Escapes  . Mentalism  Corporate Functions Cruise Ships . Hospitality Suites . Trade Shows . Private Parties
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One Of America\'s funniest Comedy Stand up Prop Magician
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“With over 25 years  of  Performing  Experience”

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"Corporate Entertainment At it\'s Best"

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Special Education Advocate

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If you have any concerns regarding your child\'s special education program, contact my office. We focus on CPSE, CSE, Resolution, Mediation, Due Process, and Appeals. 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Focus is on developing skills, self-esteem, having fun',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'sports, kids sports, athletic programs, sports programs, athletics, leagues, sports clinics, camp, s',169,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497276,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(165,0,'Lake Owen Camp','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@lakeowencamp.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://lakeowencamp.com/',NULL,NULL,'Lake Owen "Experience The Magic"',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'None,Available',170,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497277,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(166,0,'Legion Athletic Camp','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'register@legionathleticcamp.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.legionathleticcamp.com/',NULL,NULL,'Legion Athletic Camp - - International Peace Garden',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'None,Available',171,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497278,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(167,0,'Spirit Sports Camp for Girls','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@spiritsportscamp.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.spiritsportscamp.com/',NULL,NULL,'Spirit Sports Camp. 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Our innovative camp teaches the fundamentals of a variety of sports in order to build self esteem and confidence in sports. Contact James Arnold, playfairsportscamp@sympatico.ca, ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Play Fair Sports Camp. Play Sports, Play Safe, Play Fun, Play Fair',173,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497280,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(169,0,'US Sports Camps','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@USSportsCamps.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.ussportscamps.com/',NULL,NULL,'At sport camp you will improve your game and have a blast doing it. Take a peek at our site, we have Nike sports camps and many others just for you!',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'US Sports Camps, sport camp, sports camps, NIKE, nike camps, Nike Camp, nike sports camps, basketbal',174,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497281,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(170,0,'Bulldogs Hockey Camp','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@bulldogshockey.qc.ca','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.bulldogshockey.qc.ca/',NULL,NULL,'Bulldogs Hockey Camp - Hockey School',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Bulldogs Hockey School, ice hockey, hockey camp, hockey school, instruction, camps, skating, skills,',175,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497282,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(171,0,'Hockey Montreal International','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'DHTS@davenjan.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://hockeymontreal.com/',NULL,NULL,'The experience of a lifetime in hockey training and travel. Hockey Montreal International is a 15-day invitational program for players 10 to 16 that combines the highest quality hockey training with the best activities and adventures Montreal has to offer',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Hockey, Camp, School, Montreal, Canada, Canadian, Ice, Quebec,International, Day, Residence, Elite,',176,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497283,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(173,0,'Long Island Mobile Notary','Lisa Sweeting',NULL,'40.752495','-73.307487',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'001notary@optonline.net','207 Sammis Ave',NULL,'Deer Park',33,'11729','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.youronlinemall.net/notary.html',NULL,NULL,'Mobile notary services for Suffolk, Nassau, and Queens counties. 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Great food, strong spirits, good times.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'long island, resturant, pubs, pub, irish pub, bar, suffolk, suffolk county,',181,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-467-4330',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497288,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(177,0,'Single Gourmet of Long Island','Debra Cataldo',NULL,'40.588772','-73.665573',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@singlegourmet.org','248 West Park Avenue, Suite 208',NULL,'Long Beach',33,'11561','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.singlegourmet.org',NULL,NULL,'One and Only Ultimate Singles Dining Club. 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When you visit, you will be made to feel comfortable in our realxed, friendly showroom. 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Metrohouse Cleaners serving long island since 1983. Our services involve a thorough room-by-room, top to bottom cleaning of your home. Quality, Service & Reliability.

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C. was established for the purpose of providing comprehensive civil engineering, land surveying and planning services.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Surveying-civil,engineering',350,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497457,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(346,0,'Floral Terrace','',NULL,'40.723642','-73.705766',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@floralterracecaterers.com','',NULL,'Floral Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.floralterracecaterers.com/',NULL,NULL,'Banquet and catering facilities.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Catering-food-catering,hall-ballroom',351,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497458,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(347,0,'Peconic Paddler','',NULL,'40.941390','-72.637709',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'NancyDlaw@aol.com/','',NULL,'Riverhead',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.peconicpaddler.com/',NULL,NULL,'Canoe & Kayak - Sales and Rentals.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'canoe-Kayak',352,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497459,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(348,0,'Huntington Business Products','',NULL,'40.874355','-73.419599',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@hbpc.com','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hbpc.com/',NULL,NULL,'\"Long Island\'s Leading Office Products Dealer!\" ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'business, business products, office, products',353,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497460,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(349,0,'GLOBE GRINDING CORP.','',NULL,'40.731870','-73.445730',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'Info@globegrinding.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.globegrinding.com',NULL,NULL,'Sell grinding materials, all types.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Grinding-Centerless,grinding-Barstock,grinding-Shaft,grinding-Infeed,grinding',354,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497461,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(350,0,'Florist Otis Company','',NULL,'40.726050','-73.636909',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'otisinfo@ftd.com','',NULL,'Garden City',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.ftd.com/otis',NULL,NULL,'Surf through our large selection of flowers which include Domestics {U.S.A.) as well as flowers that are cultivated world wide.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'florist-flowers-floral,design-plant',355,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497462,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(351,0,'Key Bank','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@key.com','',NULL,'Garden City',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.key.com/',NULL,NULL,'Key\'s Relationship Managers have proven expertise in deal structure and underwriting, and are located in major markets nationally from New York to California. 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Goldsmith’s Boat Shop, Inc. offers sales, service, dockage, and storage',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Goldsmiths Boat Shop, marina, dockage, storage',365,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497472,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(361,0,'Tina Fredericks Realty','',NULL,'40.963298','-72.185620',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@tinafredericks.com','',NULL,'EAST HAMPTON',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/tinafredericks/',NULL,NULL,'Small boutique brokerage with listings covering East Hampton, Southampton, Bridgehampton, Sagaponack, Wainscott, Amagansett, Sag Harbor and outlying districts. Homes, land, waterfronts, oceanfronts, and summer rentals.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',366,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497473,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(362,0,'Champion Aluminum Windows','',NULL,'40.714550','-74.007124',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@championwindows.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.championwindows.com/',NULL,NULL,'Manufacturers of thermally broken aluminum windows.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'windows',367,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497474,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(363,0,'Little Shelter Animal Rescue and Adoption Center','',NULL,'40.874355','-73.419599',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@littleshelter.com','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.littleshelter.com/',NULL,NULL,'Cats, dogs, kittens and puppies available for adoption at this Long Island animal rescue non-profit agency. Cats and dogs are all neutered and spayed. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'animal shelter, pets, animals, animal adoption',368,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497475,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(364,0,'High Velocity Paintball Ltd.','',NULL,'40.720233','-73.249220',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@highvelocitypaintball.com','',NULL,'Bayshore',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.highvelocitypaintball.com/',NULL,NULL,'We are Long Island\'s Ultimate Indoor Paintball Facility.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'entertainment,games',369,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497476,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(365,0,'West Lake Inn','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'westlake@li.net','',NULL,'Patchogue',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.felices.com/',NULL,NULL,'Our staff takes great pride to ensure a flawless affair with an emphasis to every detail.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'inn,hotel,food,restaurant,dining,patchogue',370,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497477,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(366,0,'Topline Advertising, Inc.','',NULL,'40.811220','-73.098744',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'topline2@ix.netcom.com','',NULL,'Ronkonkoma',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.toplineadv.com/',NULL,NULL,'specializing in media, marketing and public relations.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'advertising-marketing',371,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497478,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(367,0,'Country-Tique','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@Country-Tique.com','',NULL,'Roslyn',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.country-tique.com/',NULL,NULL,'We have antique and fine reproductions which may be customized to meet individual requirements.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'furniture-antique',372,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497479,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(368,0,'Gotta Go Cruises','',NULL,'40.720233','-73.249220',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'gottaemail@aol.com','',NULL,'Bayshore',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.gottagocruises.com/',NULL,NULL,'Within these pages, you\'ll find some of our favorite cruise lines, cruise news & reviews, answers to frequently asked questions, special offers and an easy way to contact us.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'travel,agent-vacation-travel-cruise',373,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497480,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(369,0,'Country Fair Air Conditioning Corp.','',NULL,'40.757105','-73.586829',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@countyfair-ac.com','',NULL,'Westbury',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.countyfair-ac.com/',NULL,NULL,'Country Fair Air Conditioning Corp. has been in business since 1959 and is well known for prompt service and planned maintenance agreements.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'air,conditioning-service',374,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497481,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(370,0,'Ketcham Properties','Ketcham Properties',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@ketchamproperties.com','',NULL,'Shelter Island',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.ketchamproperties.com/',NULL,NULL,'Offering residential, commerical, and rental properties.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',375,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497482,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(371,0,'Little Bay Realty','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'sale@littlebayrealty.com','',NULL,'Wading River',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.littlebayrealty.com/',NULL,NULL,'Leading The Way For Over 20 Years.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',376,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497483,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(372,0,'Diagnostix Plus','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@diagplus.com','',NULL,'garden city park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.diagplus.com',NULL,NULL,'Since 1983, Diagnostix Plus, Inc. has bought, sold, traded, rented, upgraded, and supported nuclear medicine and nuclear cardiology imaging and accessory items. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'medicine, garden city, nassau, nuclear, radiology, images',377,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497484,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(373,0,'Five Towns College','',NULL,'40.767760','-73.351199',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@ftc.edu','',NULL,'Dix Hills',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.fivetowns.edu/',NULL,NULL,'Five Towns is both a 2-year and 4-year college, with over 30 majors. FTC awards four different types of bachelor\'\'\'\'s degrees, and four different types of associate\'\'\'\'s degrees.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'college-university-school',378,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497485,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(374,0,'Land Rover Centers','',NULL,'40.863949','-73.630783',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'rover@liag.net','',NULL,'Glen Cove, Massapequa, Smithtown, SouthHampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.landroverlongisland.com/',NULL,NULL,'Land Rover of Long Island has just received the J. D. 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We are also a member of the Association of Bridal Consultants.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Destination Wedding, Island Wedding, Block Island Wedding, Block Island, Wedding Planning, Bridal Co',436,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'401-862-1750',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497543,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(432,0,'Albrecht, Viggiano, Zureck & Co.','',NULL,'40.825167','-73.203565',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'cpa@avz.com','',NULL,'Hauppauge',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.avz.com',NULL,NULL,'Provides financial, accounting, auditing and tax services.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'accountant,accounting,financial,tax,service',437,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497544,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(433,0,'All Area Appraisal Affiliate Network','',NULL,'40.720233','-73.249220',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'ken@quickval.com','',NULL,'Bay Shore',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.quickval.com/index.asp',NULL,NULL,'National network of state certified real estate appraisers.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-consultation',438,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497545,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(434,0,'Amish Craft Barn','',NULL,'40.666045','-73.487399',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'amishcraft@cs.com','',NULL,'Seaford',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.amishcraftbarn.com/',NULL,NULL,'We have Long Island Largest Selection of Amish made Furniture & crafts.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Furniture',439,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-799-8917',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497546,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(435,0,'Stype Brothers Real Estate','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@stype.com','',NULL,'Mattituck',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/stype/',NULL,NULL,'specializing in properties on the North Fork of the east end of Long Island.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',440,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497547,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(436,0,'Mamma Ginas Pizzeria','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'mrosen01@kepler.poly.edu','',NULL,'Bellmore',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.mamaginaspizza.com/',NULL,NULL,'Come on in, and Enjoy a Wonderful Gourmet Cooked Meal in our old world atmosphere.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'pizza-italian-food-pizzaria',441,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497548,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(437,0,'Time for Wireless','',NULL,'40.713577','-73.544431',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@timeforwireless.com','',NULL,'east meadow',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.timeforwireless.com',NULL,NULL,'Your Only Source for Wireless Communications. 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rolls.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'tape-bubble-stretch-boxes-packaging',468,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497575,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(464,0,'Waxman, Harold, R., CPA','',NULL,'40.792751','-73.416299',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'102464.2044@compuserve.com','',NULL,'Melville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://ourworld.compuserve.com/homepages/harwax/',NULL,NULL,'Serving the Long Island Community for over 20 years.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'accountant,accounting,financial,service,tax',469,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497576,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(465,0,'WBAB 102.3','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'wbab@wbab.com','',NULL,'West Babylon',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.wbab.com/',NULL,NULL,'Hampton\'s source for an upbeat mix of the best hits of The 80s and 90s. 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',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'wine, vineyard, grapes, cutchouge, suffolk',488,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497595,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(484,0,'P.F. Chang\'s','',NULL,'40.757105','-73.586829',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@pfchangs.com','',NULL,'Westbury',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.pfchangs.com/',NULL,NULL,'P. F. 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Positive and loving approach to developing successful, self reliant kids. 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College','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@sjcny.edu','',NULL,'patchogue',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.sjcny.edu',NULL,NULL,'Courses offered...',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'schools, colleges, patchogue, suffolk, education,',512,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497619,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(508,0,'Architectonics International','',NULL,'40.731870','-73.445730',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'designer@architectonics-intl.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.aiplan.com/',NULL,NULL,'Designers of retail store environments.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'construction-architecture',513,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497620,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(509,0,'East End Tick Control','',NULL,'43.503229','-73.270814',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@tickcontrol.com','',NULL,'South Hampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.tickcontrol.com/',NULL,NULL,'Focus on tick prevention',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'tick, pest control, bug insect, lyme disease',514,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497621,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(510,0,'Hockey Long Island','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@hockeyli.com','',NULL,'Plainview',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hockeyli.com',NULL,NULL,'Long Islands priemer adult hockey leauge.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Hockey, hockey, ice hockey, Ice Hockey, icehockey,',515,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497622,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(511,0,'East Hampton Point Restaurant and Resort','',NULL,'40.963298','-72.185620',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@easthamptonpoint.com','',NULL,'East Hampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://easthamptonpoint.com/restaurant/rest.html',NULL,NULL,'East Hampton Point Restaurant is the only Long Island restaurant to be rated a 4 by the 1995 Zagat Guide, the New York Times rate us as \"very good\" and Newsday give it three stars!',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'dining, restaurant food eat',516,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497623,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(512,0,'East End Hospice','',NULL,'40.823919','-72.662450',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@eeh.org','',NULL,'Westhampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.eeh.org/',NULL,NULL,'Home health care with short term hospital stay when needed, for the terminally ill in the Hamptons and surrounding Long Island towns',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'westhampton, health center, senior center',517,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497624,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(513,0,'Van Kemenade Paint And Wallpaper','',NULL,'40.735835','-73.077289',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@vankemenade.com','',NULL,'Sayville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.vankemenade.com/',NULL,NULL,'Van Kemenade Paint stores are owned and operated by the Brinkmann family who has been selling the top quality lines of Benjamin Moore Paints since 1977. 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',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'schools, colleges, universities, brookville, education',522,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497629,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(518,0,'ABC Dog Training','',NULL,'40.675305','-73.509908',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'trianeddog@aol.com','',NULL,'Wantagh',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.abcdogtraining.com/',NULL,NULL,' Wanting to bring the pup up properly, training the adult dog or dealing with a behavior problem? ABC DOG TRAINING will help you.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'pets-dog,training',523,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497630,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(519,0,'On The Move Entertainment','',NULL,'40.787450','-73.650224',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'onthemove@ibm.net','',NULL,'Roslyn Heights',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://onthemoveonline.com',NULL,NULL,'A new dimension in music for your special event.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'music,entertainment',524,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497631,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(520,0,'Electrical Transformer Control Equipments Corp','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'mail@etcequip.com','',NULL,'Lynbrook',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.etcequip.com/',NULL,NULL,'Distributors of transformers, circuit breakers, and motor controls',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'electrical,transformers',525,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497632,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(521,0,'Dowling College','',NULL,'40.742696','-73.132855',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@dowling.edu','',NULL,'oakdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.dowling.edu',NULL,NULL,'Offering masters degree in education, diplomas in business....',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'dowling, college, schools, oakdale, suffolk,',526,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497633,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(522,0,'Huntington Hospital','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'staff@hunthosp.org','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hunthosp.org/',NULL,NULL,'A not-for-profit, general acute care institution providing high quality, patient care and health related services. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'hospital, health, emergency, medical, doctor, health care, clinic',527,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497634,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(523,0,'A.K. 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',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'networks, computer, sag habor',532,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497639,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(528,0,'Atlantic Hyundai/Automall','',NULL,'40.711970','-73.290969',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'atlanticautomall@att.net','',NULL,'West Islip',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.atlantichyundai.com',NULL,NULL,'Atlantic Hyundai is the #1 Hyundai dealer in the nation. We are also the first Hyundai dealer on Long Island in New York - established in 1986. As a high-volume Hyundai dealer, we give you unparalleled selection, pricing, and service.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'car,dealer',533,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497640,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(529,0,'Artray Label Company','',NULL,'40.658455','-73.587219',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'Info@Artray.com','',NULL,'Freeport',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.artray.com/',NULL,NULL,'Artray Label Company is a family-owned and operated printing business founded in 1946. Located in Freeport, New York, Artray Label Company specializes in handling custom printing needs, professionally quickly and inexpensively.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Stickers, decals, tags, woven labels, barcodes, forms',534,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497641,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(530,0,'Shogyo','',NULL,'40.714550','-74.007118',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@shogyo.com','',NULL,'Plainveiw',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.shogyo.com/',NULL,NULL,'Shogyo has been providing electronic OEM\'s with superior products, pricing, and service since 1976.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'electronics',535,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497642,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(531,0,'Patchworks of Sayville, Ltd','',NULL,'40.735835','-73.077289',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@patchworks.com','',NULL,'Sayville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://patchworks.com/',NULL,NULL,'Our shop has been in Sayville, NY for over 20 years and in that time, our products, patterns and enthusiasm have all grown.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'quilting, fabric, patterns, notions, supplies, quilting 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partners.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'advertising-marketing',540,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497647,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(536,0,'POPSPISL REAL ESATE','POPSPISL REAL ESATE',NULL,'41.031214','-71.953736',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@pospisil.com','',NULL,'Montauk',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/pospisil',NULL,NULL,'We offer a fine selection of vaction homes and retails as well as commmercial properties and vaction land.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'homes, vaction, homes, LI 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Primarily a wholesale and retail supplier of OEM Engines and replacement parts, & operate a fully staffed service department, boat sales department and a 220 wet-slip marina.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Marine, Boats, Oceanside, Gas, Diesel, Inboard, Sterndrive, or Outboard',565,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497672,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(561,0,'Century 21 Coventry Real Estate Inc.','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@century21coventry.com','',NULL,'Stony Brook',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.century21coventry.com/',NULL,NULL,'Servicing the real estate needs of sellers and buyers for over 25 years!',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'real,estate',566,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497673,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(562,0,'Long Islands Developmental Program','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@liidp.org','',NULL,'Merrick',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.liidp.org/',NULL,NULL,'LIIDP is a non-profit, home based early intervention program.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'daycare-child,learning',567,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497674,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(563,0,'Fort Salonga Farm','',NULL,'40.901203','-73.345242',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'wacapple@erols.com','',NULL,'Northport',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.fortsalongafarm.com/',NULL,NULL,'Want to pick an apple from a tree that\'s only 6\'\' tall? All of our 4,000 apple trees are grafted on \"size-controlling\" rootstocks. In other words they\'re \"dwarfed\" apple trees.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'apples-farm',568,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497675,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(564,0,'Embassy Equities','',NULL,'40.796148','-73.699178',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@embassyequitites.com','',NULL,'Manhasset',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.embassyequities.com/',NULL,NULL,'Our cooperation with numerous private and commercial lenders worldwide, along with the quality and diversity of our services has enabled us to be a leader in commercial real estate financing and international project financing.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'real,estate',569,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497676,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(565,0,'Century 21 Rustic Realty','',NULL,'40.888020','-72.385059',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@century21rustic.com','',NULL,'Southhampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/century21rustic/',NULL,NULL,'Homes and condos for sale and rent.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'real,estate',570,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497677,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(566,0,'LONGHOUSE RESERVE','',NULL,'40.963298','-72.185620',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@longhouse.org','',NULL,'East Hampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.longhouse.org',NULL,NULL,'Beauty,conservation and education can sum up the longhouse resvertion.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'garden-art-larsen-dome-reserve-',571,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497678,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(567,0,'Emma S. 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We want to become your single reliable source for all your automotive needs.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'dealership-acura',574,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497681,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(570,0,'B.K. 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We want to make you a satisfied customer.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'travel, agent-vacation-travel',677,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497784,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(673,0,'Sanford H. Calhoun High School','',NULL,'40.669015','-73.554364',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us/calhoun','',NULL,'Merrick',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.bellmore-merrick.k12.ny.us/calhoun/',NULL,NULL,'Thank you for visiting the Sanford H. 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Our mission is \"to provide food that tickles the palette and awakens the senses at neighborhood restaurant prices\"',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'dinner-restaurant',708,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497815,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(704,0,'Stewart Manor Country Club','',NULL,'40.719705','-73.688814',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@stewartmanor.com','',NULL,'Stewart Manor',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.stewartmanor.com/',NULL,NULL,'Beautiful County Club Amblance in a Gracious park-like Setting Enjoy Flower-decked Gazebo.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Dining',709,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497816,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(705,0,'STJ Orthotic Devices','',NULL,'40.763445','-73.527531',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@stjorthotic.com','',NULL,'Hicksville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.stjorthotic.com/',NULL,NULL,'Manufacturer of custom and prefabricated foot orthotic devices. 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Lunch, dinner and drink specials daily.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'food,restaurant,pub,bar,mastic',713,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497820,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(709,0,'Delicious Moments caterers','',NULL,'40.641960','-73.640279',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@icater4u.com','',NULL,'Oceanside',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.icater4u.com/',NULL,NULL,'Thank you for showing interest in Delicious Moments Caterers for your catering needs. We are full service caterers, and party planners, who can supply everything you need for that special event.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Catering-food-catering,hall-ballroom',714,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497821,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(710,0,'Sterling Properties, Inc.','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'sterling@pagelinx.com','',NULL,'Roslyn',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.sterlingproperties.com/',NULL,NULL,'Contains full color pictures and descriptions and listings by price, area, and type of home.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',715,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497822,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(711,0,'Stephen Talkhouse','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'office@stephentalkhouse.com','',NULL,'Amagansett',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.stephentalkhouse.com/',NULL,NULL,'We have been a home not only for the best musicians in The Hamptons, but also premier musicians from across the world. National acts like Jorma Kaukonen, The Radiators, and Toots and the Maytals return time and time again to play sell-out shows. 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Sit back relax and absorb the one true thing that crosses boundaries ........music',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Record,labels-music',719,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497826,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(715,0,'Devlin McNiff Real Estate','',NULL,'40.963298','-72.185620',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@devin-mcniff.com','',NULL,'East Hampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/devlin-mcniff/',NULL,NULL,'Serving East Hampton, Amagansett, Wainscott, and Sagaponack.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'real,estate',720,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497827,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(716,0,'Strough Real Estate Associates','',NULL,'40.937024','-72.302220',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'broker@strough.com','',NULL,'Bridgehampton',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hreo.com/strough/',NULL,NULL,'Featuring a wide range of homes, land, summer rentals, waterfronts and oceanfronts in the Hamptons.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'appraisals-insurance-service-realty',721,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497828,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(717,0,'Design Concrete Corp.','',NULL,'40.765725','-73.101109',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@designconcretecorp.com','',NULL,'Bohemia',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.designconcretecorp.com/',NULL,NULL,'Commercial and residential concrete contractor for the Long Island area.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'concrete-contractor',722,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497829,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(718,0,'Hoffberg Oberfest Burger & Berger','',NULL,'40.796148','-73.699178',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'lkupferman@hobb.com','',NULL,'Manhasset',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.hobb.com/',NULL,NULL,'Certified Public Accountants.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'accountants',723,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497830,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(719,0,'Design Air','',NULL,'40.664040','-73.708529',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'designanic@aol.com','',NULL,'Valley Stream',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.designair.net/',NULL,NULL,'Custom goalie mask painting by Mike Richford. 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Through this performance and by maintaining our standards of professionalism.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Accoutants',726,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497833,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(722,0,'LANDSCAPING UNLIMITED','',NULL,'40.833569','-73.039513',0,'0','','','','Selec','','landscapingunlimited@yahoo.com','Post Office Box 611',NULL,'Farmingville',33,'11738','',631,'1368',0,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.landscapingunlimited.com','','','We are professional Landscape Designers and contractors located in \r\nSuffolk County Long Island New York.\r\nWe are new construction specialists.\r\nLandscaping Unlimited has been providing professional landscape services \r\nfor Long Island Homeowners and businesses for over three decades.\r\nSome of our Landscape services are but not limited to the design and \r\ninstallation of the Aquascape pond and waterfall system and the \r\nAquascape pond less water falls system.\r\nWe also specialize in the design and construction of retaining walls and \r\nplanters including the custom design and installation of segmented block \r\nretaining walls using most major brands including Nicolock and Cambridge.\r\nFrom walks to Driveways, patios and custom designed pavers around pools \r\nLandscaping Unlimited can design and install it for you and make your \r\nhome a showplace.\r\nWe also provide Bob Cat services and the installation of New Lawns.\r\nInquire about our Landscape Design and Computer Imaging service, which \r\nallows you to see your new landscape design before any work is started on \r\nyour new Landscape Project.\r\nAll landscape materials used by Landscaping Unlimited such as Trees \r\nShrubs, Evergreens and flowers, Pennsylvania Wall Stone and other \r\nnatural stone products are from the Bissett Nursery Corporation.\r\nWe thank you for visiting our Web site and we invite you to see all the \r\nLandscape services we have to offer.\r\nBy using the blue navigation bars that you will find on all our web pages \r\nYou can see photos of our work and some photos of landscape designs we \r\ncreated for our customers here in Suffolk County Long Island New York.','',NULL,'','','9Am','6pm','9Am','6pm','9Am','6pm','9Am','6pm','9Am','6pm','9AM','4PM','8b96b3bcb8b74175b4903dd95a1f468d.gif','3fb9b674c962f42b1e6c653cbe0042a4.jpg','0b33db4e19c268c32871773f472960aa.jpg','721f228fcba941ac2e89715ee02fd41e.jpg','Landscaping Suffolk County Landscaping Long Island Landscaping Landscaping unlimited. 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Full production and scouting services available.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Photo-models',819,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497926,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(815,0,'Weledniger, Richard M. DDS, PC','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'smiles@smiles4ever.com','',NULL,'Melville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.smiles4ever.com/',NULL,NULL,'Offers dental information. 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Northport',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.rockabillybarbers.com/',NULL,NULL,'From Old School to New School\" No Appointment Necessary (unless requesting Rob, the Owner). Senior Men\'s Discount: Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, & Friday before 12 noon. Haircuts starting at $10. 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It blends traditional luxury with modern comforts and fine, personal attention to detail.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'hotel',835,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497942,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(831,0,'Macari Vineyards','',NULL,'40.991975','-72.532434',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@macariwines.com','',NULL,'Mattituck',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.macariwines.com/',NULL,NULL,'LI Vineyard',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'wine, grapes, vineyard, drink, alcohol',836,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497943,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(832,0,'Interim Services Inc.','',NULL,'40.750870','-73.941359',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@interim.com','',NULL,'Long Island',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.interim.com/',NULL,NULL,'The industry\'s two best partners have joined forces to provide the largest scope of services and the most strategic solutions.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'computer, networks',837,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497944,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(833,0,'A & A Products Company','',NULL,'40.669015','-73.554364',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'HairReplace@earthlink.net','',NULL,'Merrick',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.wigandhairpiecesupply.com/',NULL,NULL,'Manufactures products for the hair replacement and wig industry. 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VIP party Rooms available, occassion cakes delivered on stage.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Male strippers, bachelorette parties, oil wrestling, bachelor parties',892,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-783-0003',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,497999,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(888,0,'Barry and Florence Friedberg South Shore Y JCC','',NULL,'40.623116','-73.635612',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'awanderman@hotmail.com','15 Neil Court',NULL,'Oceanside',33,'11572','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'www.southshoreyjcc.org',NULL,NULL,'The Barry and Florence Friedberg South Shore Y Jewish Community Center in Oceanside serves Nassau County\'s south shore with satellites in Long Beach and Merrick.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Friedberg, Judaism, Jewish Community Center, Jewish, Community, Center, JCC, SSY, SSY JCC, South, Sh',893,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-766-4341',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498000,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(889,0,'Entity Marketing Consulting New York','Robert Russotti',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'westsaddle@aol.com','1 North Road',NULL,'Setauket',33,'11733-3035','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.entityinc.com',NULL,NULL,'Entity marketing Consulting Setauket, New York provides expert marketing advice. Develops websites, business plans, marketing communications, publicity, branding. Coordinates the on-time delivery of services from vendors and staff.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Marketing plans, promotions, website, consulting, advertising, publicity, public relations, electron',894,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-941-3712',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498001,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(890,0,'longislandmusicscene.com','Paul Cuthbert',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webguy@longislandmusicscene.com','P.O. 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In business over 25 years, we pride ourselves in being Long Island\'s premier piano resource servicing all your needs.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Piano,Pianos,Piano Dealers,Piano Showroom,Piano Retailers,Piano Sales,Piano Shop,Piano Store,Keyboar',908,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-673-5062',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498015,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(904,0,'The Projekt','Mark Danti',NULL,'40.681503','-73.405121',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'mdanti@optonline.net','105 Marconi Blvd.',NULL,'Copiague',33,'11726','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.theprojekt.com',NULL,NULL,'The Projekt is New York\'s most extraordinary entertainment group featuring popular hit music for weddings, corporate affairs, parties and special events.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'catering hall entertainment,dance,dance bands,dance entertainers,dance entertainment,dance party,ent',909,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-841-1261',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498016,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(905,0,'In The Mix','',NULL,'40.748705','-73.642488',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'inthemixdj1@cs.com','',NULL,'Mineola',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.inthemixdj.com',NULL,NULL,'On your wedding day you deserve the very best. 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Packages startat $249, call now! 516-735-5266',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Long Island d.j.\'s,Long Island disc jockey\'s,party,weddings,sweet sixteens,birthdays,anniversaries,p',917,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-756-7147',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498024,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(913,0,'Long Island Plumbing Authority','Robert Steinhardt',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'longi6@longislandplumbingauthority.com','69 Woodbine Dr.',NULL,'Hicksville',33,'11801','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.longislandplumbingauthority.com',NULL,NULL,'Long Island Plumbing Authority is a full service plumbing and heating company servicing the Long Island community. Proudlyproviding our customers with only the finest products and expert service.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'plumber, Long Island plumber, Long Island, plumbing, heating, gas heat, gas heating, sewer cleaning,',918,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-942-5700',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498025,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(914,0,'B\'nai Israel Reform Temple','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'birt@optonline.net','67 Oakdale-Bohemia Road',NULL,'Oakdale',33,'11769','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.bnai-israel.org',NULL,NULL,'Reform Jewish Congregation in Oakdale, NY',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Reform, Jewish, Oakdale, B\'nai Israel',919,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 563-1660',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498026,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(915,0,'The Ann Mercedes Dance Center Inc.','Ann Mercedes',NULL,'40.837982','-73.194748',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'ann@annmercedes.com','302 Maple avenue',NULL,'Smithtown',33,'11787','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.annmercedes.com',NULL,NULL,'The Ann mercedes Dance Center offers tap, jazz, hip-hop, ballroom, lyrical, ballet, pointe, all ages all levels. Qualified and certified teachers.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'jazz,tap,ballet,hip-hop,pointe,ballroom,lyrical, ann mercedes,dance,center,smithtown',920,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-361-9074',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498027,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(916,0,'theHORNETS Long Island Scooter Club','Marbles Mahoney',NULL,'40.733540','-73.680641',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'marblesmahoney@yahoo.com','PO Box 175',NULL,'New Hyde Park',33,'11042','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.theHORNETS.cc',NULL,NULL,'theHORNETS Long Island Scooter Club is Bringing Long Island Scooter Lovers Together',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Vespa, scooter, honda, lambretta, scooter club. long island, club, motorcycles, hornets',921,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-298-5361',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498028,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(917,0,'AVA Video Productions','Anthony',NULL,'40.771115','-73.648789',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'mail@AVAVideo.com','',NULL,'Albertson',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.AVAVideo.com',NULL,NULL,'Professional digital wedding videography with artistic and romantic vision.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'wedding, video,videography,concert video,wedding photography, videographer',922,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-330-8693',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498029,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(918,0,'Self Defense and Martial Arts by Jiu Joe Jitsu','Mr. Joe Saladino',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'SELFDEFENSE@prodigy.net','PO Box 542',NULL,'Mount Sinai',33,'11766','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.jujitsu.net',NULL,NULL,'Professional self defense and martial arts videos and online mall.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'self,defense,martial,arts,videos,sports,education,international,world,wide',923,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516 849 7408',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498030,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(919,0,'Northport Baptist Church','Dr. Lester F. 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Founded in 1926.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Long Island, New York, NY, cremation, cemetery, memorial park, mausoleum',928,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-473-0437',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498035,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(924,0,'All Soccer Training Academy of Long Island','',NULL,'40.669015','-73.554364',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'b_elnick@allsoccertraining.com','',NULL,'Merrick',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.allsoccertraining.com',NULL,NULL,'Soccer trainers and coaches qualified in training technical and coaching tactical soccer to individual players, teams, intramurals, clubs and coaches at all levels on Long Island.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'soccer, trainer, coach, coaching, training, intramural, personal training, club training, individual',929,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(516) 807-1431',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498036,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(925,0,'CharlieMagic','Charles Muschiatti',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'cmagic2@optonline.net','42 Florence Drive',NULL,'Syosset',33,'11791','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.charliemagic.com',NULL,NULL,'CharlieMagic, the Man who put the M in Magic will make your affair a magical success. Long Island\'s premier magician. Available for all occasions.\" ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'magic, magician, magic tricks, magic secrets, tricks, illusions, restaurant magician, corporate func',930,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-496-8071',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498037,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(926,0,'AskDVM.com: Veterinarian Advice Online','Dr. Roger L. Welton',NULL,'40.857998','-73.405708',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'tiffdog97@juno.com','8 Roxanne Ct',NULL,'Huntington Station',33,'11746','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.askdvm.com',NULL,NULL,'Submit a dog or cat consult with a licensed veterinarian online. Plus, free veterinarian tip of the week and a host of related pet links.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'veterinarian, veterinary, veterinarian advice, veterinarian advice online, online veterinarian, vete',931,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631)421-5396',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498038,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(927,0,'Long Island Water Art','William S. Banks',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'bill@longislandwaterart.com','575 Long Island Ave.',NULL,'Medford',33,'11763','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.longislandwaterart.com',NULL,NULL,'Unique one of a kind natural stone water fountains',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'water,art,natural,fountains,stone,ponds,waterfalls,garden, watergardens,fishponds,water fountains',932,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 475-8604',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498039,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(928,0,'Parties With Pizazz Productions','Nanci Silver',NULL,'51.583462','-0.082160',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'nanci@partieswithpizazz.tv','54 Wimbledon Drive',NULL,'Roslyn',33,'11576','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.partieswithpizazz.com',NULL,NULL,'Unique Event Entertainment for any occasion. Theme parties our specialty. We are the direct source. Calligrapher on premises',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Events, Entertainment, Theme Parties, Parties, Galas, Annuals, Weddings, Bar Mitzvahs, Holiday Event',933,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516 365-5064',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498040,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(929,0,'Cradle of Aviation Museum at Mitchel Center','',NULL,'40.721561','-73.610222',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@cradleofaviation.org','Lindbergh Blvd',NULL,'Garden City',33,'11530','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.cradleofaviation.org',NULL,NULL,'OUR MISSION....to stimulate and educate the public about Long Island\'s role in the history and development of aviation and space technology',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'flight, aviation, history, museums, education, airplanes, vintage, collections, Long Island, New Yor',934,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-572-4111',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498041,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(930,0,'The Animal Farm Petting Zoo','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@afpz.org','296 Wading River Road',NULL,'Manorville',33,'11949','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.afpz.org/afpz001.htm',NULL,NULL,'The Long Island Zoological Society is a publicly supported charitable foundation, operating since 1981. We provide care and shelter for unwanted animals. Our park is open to the public as The Animal Farm Petting Zoo',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'zoo, animal, L.I., petting zoo, N.Y., children, farm, zoomobile, zoo rescue, zoological',935,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-878-1785',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498042,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(931,0,'Atlantis Marine World -- Welcome','',NULL,'40.918636','-72.656319',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@atlantismarineworld.com','431 East Main Street',NULL,'Riverhead',33,'11901','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.atlantismarineworld.com',NULL,NULL,'Atlantis Marine World Aquarium, Long Island\'s number one year round attraction, located on Main Street in Riverhead is alive with many exciting Marine Life Exhibits.

Visit us today and Immerse yourself in a World of Water.
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SUGARPLUM is a "no pressure" Boutique, in business for 35 years in the same location. We are 25 minutes out of Manhattan in Lynbrook, Long Island and literally in the hub of the fashion industry. Because we are so close to the Fashion Capital of the World, Sugarplum\'s customers, whether shopping for "Mother-Of", "Prom", "Sweet 16", "Guest-of-the-Affair", "Social Dressing" or "Second Weddings", demands the most current styles. Fashion trends change rapidly and our buyers for Sugarplum make sure their boutique properly represents these fashions. Because of the longevity and success that SUGARPLUM enjoys, upon request, we personally consult and design many styles for today\'s top Seventh Avenue manufacturers along with our own Private Collection.

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SUGARPLUM is truly for the "Picky", "Fussy", and "Hard-To-Please", carrying the largest most affordable selection of very "Boutique-Styled, Non-Typical" Special Occasionwear in the Tri-State area. Our large sales staff is specially trained to listen to customer requests, before introducing any dress. Together with this knowledgeable staff, a selection of dresses and accessories that just "won\'t quit" and an extraordinary European alteration department, you will receive a look both flattering to your taste and figure. At SUGARPLUM we have a passion for making every woman look her personal best! So, when only the "Hard-To-Find," "Head-Turning" dress will do, let SUGARPLUM dazzle you with the largest, most exciting selection of formalwear on Long Island.

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Set on 23 spectacular acres on Long Island\'s exclusive North Shore, Crest Hollow offers the quiet elegance and impeccable service that will make your next corporate banquet, poolside cocktail reception, or conference truly memorable. In fact, some call us fanatical in our attention to detail. 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The utmost attention and care is given to every occasion, no matter how large or small.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'new york weddings, new york Caterers, weddings, caterers,long island caterers, long island weddings,',958,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-742-5251',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498065,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(954,0,'SummerShare.Net -- Summer Shares and Vacation Rentals','Jo Thomte',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@summershare.net','306 W 18',NULL,'New York',33,'10011','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.summershare.net',NULL,NULL,'Free classifieds for advertising summer shares and vacation rentals in the Hamptons and Fire Island.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'hamptons, fire island, summer shares, vacation rentals',959,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'646-486-7235',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498066,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(955,0,'Cold Spring Harbor Laboratory','',NULL,'40.862003','-73.468994',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'pubaff@cshl.org','1 Bungtown Rd',NULL,'Cold Spring Harbor,',33,'11724','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.cshl.org',NULL,NULL,'CSHL is a research and educational institution. 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or for the Best Auto Service
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Area Call: 516-621-6024
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...is a year-round professional, not-for-profit theater offering an annual roster of 10 full scale productions and an array of children\'s programs, fund-raising activities, special events, dinner theater packages and theater classes.

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',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'\"60\'s musicals,beehive,beehive,girl groups,cultural arts playhouse,Cultural,Arts,Playhouse,Theater,T',986,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498093,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(982,0,'BroadHollow Theatre Company','',NULL,'40.714550','-74.007124',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'BroadHollowWeb@aol.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.broadhollow.org/',NULL,NULL,'BroadHollow Theatre Company traces its roots back to 1972, performing at local restaurants on Long Island . Since then the company has grown to include three performance locations, an Educational Repertory program and a Children’s Theatre program as well as a successful summer theatre camp and popular theatre arts classes. The not-for-profit, subscription based company is committed to bringing high-quality plays and musicals to Long Island audiences.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'services, backdrops, props, costumes, and set pieces, lighting designs',987,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498094,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(983,0,'The Patchogue Theatre Home','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'Patchoguetheatre@aol.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.patchoguetheatre.com/',NULL,NULL,'Once known as one of the \"Grand Dames\" of Long Island’s South Shore, the Patchogue Theatre on East Main Street in the heart of Patchogue Village stands as a nostalgic reminder of a bygone era. A time of vaudeville, Broadway shows and silent films, when the theatre was the primary entertainment medium and central to the development efforts of the community.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',988,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498095,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(984,0,'Who - Ville Bar and Grill','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'thebrotherswhooo@yahoo.com','',NULL,'Bethpage',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.geocities.com/thebrotherswhooo/name.html',NULL,NULL,'\"A long time ago in a household not too far away, the story of \"The mean green guy\" (a cartoon movie) became the inspiration for a party the likes of which not many had seen. We all watched the movie while eating and toasting to the glory of the \"Little ones\" (the creatures of the town) It came to be an annual event which many looked forward to attending. What better name than Who-ville, can reflect the happy times and warm memories shared with friends both old and new? The feeling that we wish to continue in our establishment!\"
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Sufflok county only ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Affordable,Tutoring,Tutor',991,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631-827-9950',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498098,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(987,0,'S I T A R - fine Indian cuisine','',NULL,'40.874355','-73.419599',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@sitarny.com','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.netconnection.us/sitar/index1.htm',NULL,NULL,'Sitar is Long Island\'s new star of India. Here\'s an eatery transformed, in design and on the plate.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Restaurant, Indian cooking, Huntington',992,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498099,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(988,0,'Cassis Restaurant Bistro','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'comments@cassis.com','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.bistrocassis.com/',NULL,NULL,'Cassis is a bistro-style restaurant offering excellent, down-to-earth French food.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Huntington, French, Cuisine, wine, Francais, Cassis, bistro,dining, eating out, reservations, menu,',993,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498100,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(989,0,'The Dublin Pub','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'edw@vandelayinteractive.com','',NULL,'New Hyde Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.thedublinpub.com/',NULL,NULL,'Home of the scallywags. Every Thursday hosted by Diver Dans Beach Bar. Free admission until 11pm w/ pass. Ladies drink free till 11:30 pm',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',994,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498101,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(990,0,'Sunshine Cleaning Service','',NULL,'40.714550','-74.007124',0,'0','Dianne','Winn','','Mrs','','sunshinecleaningservice01@yahoo.com','',NULL,'',33,'','',718,'2621',0,'',0,'','','','','','','Cleaning and Main service. 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The brilliant multi-colored striped tent that was constructed became known as Westbury Music Fair. On June 18,1956 the Music Fair started off its 13 week season.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',997,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498104,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(993,0,'Welcome to Canterbury Ales...','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@canterburyalesrestaurant.com','',NULL,'Oyster Bay',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.canterburyalesrestaurant.com/frameset.html',NULL,NULL,'A casual American Bistro with “comfort” and upscale food.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'American,Restaurant,Family,Casual,Seafood,Bistro,Grill,Menu,Canterbury Ales,Oyster Bay, Bay Cove,Oys',998,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498105,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(994,0,'BrickHouse Brewery & Restaurant','',NULL,'40.762203','-73.011186',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'bricbrew@optonline.net','',NULL,'Patchogue',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.brickhousebrewery.com/',NULL,NULL,'Great homemade beer and fine food in a 150 year old building',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'beer, brewery, restaurant, catering, musical entertainment, New American cuisine, comedy, bar, histo',999,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498106,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(995,0,'Nickels North Huntington Restaurant','',NULL,'40.926840','-73.332204',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'nickels@nickelssteaks.com','',NULL,'North Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.nickelssteaks.com/',NULL,NULL,'Nickels steak house restaurant located in Melville, Huntington New York. A Family Tradition For Over 80 Years ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Huntington restaurants, restaurants in Huntington, restaurants in Melville, Melvile, Nickels, North,',1000,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498107,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(996,0,'Montego Bay','',NULL,'40.600750','-73.655919',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@montegobayny.com','',NULL,'Island Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.montegobayny.com/',NULL,NULL,'Bar and Grill',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Shrimp, Clams, Half Shell, Brunch, Dinner, Catering, Late Nite.',1001,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498108,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(997,0,'Welcome to Rothmann\'s Steakhouse','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@chasrothmanns.com','',NULL,'East Norwich',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.chasrothmanns.com/home.html',NULL,NULL,'Step into Rothmann’s and step back in time to the grandeur and tradition of Long Island’s famed Gold Coast where food, drink and life were rich and satisfying. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1002,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498109,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(998,0,'Italian Restaurant Huntington Jonathan\'s Ristorante Contemporary Italian Cuisine','',NULL,'40.874355','-73.419599',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'manager@jonathansristorante.com','',NULL,'Huntington',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.jonathansristorante.com/',NULL,NULL,'Jonathan\'s Ristorante has an atmosphere that combines European flavor with a casual country look, a contemporary Italian menu, and a courteous and knowledgeable staff.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'jonathan\'s ristorante, jonathan, jonathan\'s, italian, italian cusine, huntington, suffolk, nassua, l',1003,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498110,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(999,0,'ICP - Restaurant/Catering/Entertainment','',NULL,'40.732720','-73.191124',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'catering@irishcoffeepub.com','',NULL,'East Islip',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.irishcoffeepub.com/',NULL,NULL,'Whether planning a quiet affair or a lavish celebration, the professional and attentive staff of the Irish Coffee Pub and Waterford Room will make you and your guests feel special in an atmosphere of unique beauty. Our charming restaurant, featuring your favorite dishes, is open 7 days a week.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'restaurant, catering, entertainment, weddings, wedding, irish, irish music, parties, garden receptio',1004,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498111,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1000,0,'Black Forest Brew Haus, LLC - Farmingdale, NY','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'mail@blackforestbrewhaus.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.blackforestbrewhaus.com/',NULL,NULL,'BLACK FOREST BREW HAUS - A 200 YEAR TRADITION
Beer has been a popular beverage since the earliest civilizations. It originated in ancient Mesopotamia, Egypt and Greece. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'German dishes, American food, German Beer, Black Forest Brew Haus, finest imported yeast',1005,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498112,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1001,0,'The Bistro Grill: The finest place to eat in Great Neck, NY. Period.','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'bistro@bistrogrillrestaurant.com','',NULL,'Great Neck',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.bistrogrillrestaurant.com/main.html',NULL,NULL,'The Best of the Best. International master chefs, working together to bring you one of the finest French dining experiences in the world.
This is The Bistro Grill.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'lunch, dinner, French cuisine, American cuisine',1006,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498113,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1002,0,'King Umberto Italian Restaurant - Elmont, NY','',NULL,'40.707545','-73.704399',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'contact@kingumberto.com','',NULL,'Elmont',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.kingumberto.com',NULL,NULL,'In 1976, King Umberto first opened on the corner of Meacham Avenue and Hempstead Turnpike. The owner, Sal ran King Umberto along with a small staff. The pizzeria was small and crowded and had a very basic menu that included the regular and Sicilian pies with your choice of toppings.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1007,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498114,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1003,0,'Sebastianos Italian-American Catering Long Island New York','',NULL,'40.731870','-73.445730',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'Inquire@sebastianos.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.sebastianos.com/aboutus.htm',NULL,NULL,'Full Service Catering Long Island Italian American Cuisine',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'caterer,CATERER,CATERING,catering,Italian,American,Long Island,LI,NY,New York,Party,Parties,Rentals,',1008,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498115,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1004,0,'Arturo\'s Restaurant','',NULL,'40.723642','-73.705766',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@arturorestaurant.com','',NULL,'Floral Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.arturorestaurant.com',NULL,NULL,'Table-side cooking is alive and delicious at Arturo\'s, where, even on busy evenings, the staff prepares certain dishes and sauces at your table. Owner Antonio D\'Anna proudly circulates the elegant dining room either chatting with customers or preparing a dish. His love for this restaurant is very apparent. He worked as a waiter here for many years before buying the place ten years ago.

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The menu not only includes Greek cuisine but fresh seafood, steaks, burgers and chicken. Every item on the menu is also available for take out.

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Teresa\'s Family Cleaning has been in business since 1994. We are a fully bonded and insured company. We are owner operated meaning there really is a Teresa.
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Take Time to Unwind From Life\'s Ups and Downs.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Massage, therapy, yoga, trigger point, NMT, pain, tension, stress, relaxation, health, medical, back',1031,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498138,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1027,0,'Design Tek Surface Systems. Specializing in Indoor/Outdoor Flooring and Custom C','',NULL,'40.883456','-72.940741',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@designtekss.com','',NULL,'Middle Island',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.designtekss.com',NULL,NULL,'Design Tek Surface Systems. Specializing in Indoor/Outdoor Flooring and Custom Concrete Coatings for Residential & Commercial Applications. Available in an endless variety of colors and patterns, our acrylic coating systems provide durable and stain resistant finishes to beautify your existing concrete. Acrylic concrete coatings, Chatahoochie stone surfaces, brick and stone paving systems available.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Acrylic Coatings, Artificial Flooring, Bluestone, Chatahoochie, Concrete, Concrete Coatings, Concret',1032,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498139,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1028,0,'JJ\'s Pool Service, Inc. - Home Page','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'john@jjspools.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.jjspools.com',NULL,NULL,'JJ\'s Pool Services can help you with all of your pool installation services.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'JJ\'s Pool Services, swimming pool contractors dealers and designers, swimming pool construction, swi',1033,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498140,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1029,0,'La Parma -- Family-Style Italian Restaurant','',NULL,'40.641960','-73.640279',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@laparma.com','',NULL,'Williston Park, Huntington, Oceanside',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.laparma.com/',NULL,NULL,'Top 20 Best Restaurant in Long Island NY, Sensational Neapolitan cooking in cheerful setting',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'La Parma,restaurant, italian,NY, Long Island, fine, food,top,best,pasta,Appetizer, Neapolitan, main',1034,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498141,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1030,0,'BORRELLI\'S','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'coupons@borrellisrestaurant.com','',NULL,'East Meadow',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.borrellisrestaurant.com/',NULL,NULL,'Borrellis Italian Pizzeria and Restaurant. Along Island family tradition since 1955. Just 1/4 mile east of the Nassau Coliseum. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Borrellis, Borrelli\'s, Italian Restaurant, Pizzeria',1035,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498142,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1031,0,'Welcome to Bairrada','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'bairrada144@aol.com','',NULL,'Mineola',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.churrasqueira.com/',NULL,NULL,'Bairrada, situated between the urban centers of Agueda and Coimbra, stretches itself along 40km from North to South. This region is mainly constituted by vineyards of circumscriptions of Anadia, Cantanhede, Mealhada and Oliveira do Bairro. From East to West it starts in the base of Caramulo and Bucaco mountains and goes until the the Littoral sands of the Atlantic. 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',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'cross sound ferry, ferry, boat, high speed ferry, connecticut, transportation, new england, long isl',1040,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 323-2525',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498147,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1036,0,'Turtle Bay East Quogue','',NULL,'40.819952','-72.630066',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'turtleb@ix.netcom.com ','',NULL,'E. Quoque',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.turtlebayeast.com/',NULL,NULL,'The biggest and craziest party in the Hamptons. 100% Summer Fun.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Turtle Bay, TurtleBay, East Quogue, Turtle Bay East Quogue, TurtleBay East Quogue,Turtlebayeast, Ham',1041,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631.653.9882',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498148,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1037,0,'Welcome to The Crazy Donkey Bar and Grill','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@thecrazydonkey.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.thecrazydonkey.com/',NULL,NULL,'The Crazy Donkey Bar & Grill',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1042,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631.753.1975',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498149,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1038,0,'Welcome to Port Jazz!','',NULL,'40.946021','-73.071045',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'kd@portjazz.com','',NULL,'Port Jefferson',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.portjazz.com/html/welcome.html',NULL,NULL,'Comfortable, sophisticated Jazz and Blues Club featuring great music and fine spirits!',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Port Jazz, portjazz, nightclub, Jazz, Blues, live entertainment, live jazz, live blues, long island',1043,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'631.476.7600',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498150,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1039,0,'The Cat\'s Meow, an elegant Martini Lounge-Music Room and Cigar Bar for adults,ja','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'catsmail@optonline.net','',NULL,'Smithtown',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.thecatsmeow.com',NULL,NULL,'The Cat\'s Meow - a sophisticated cocktail lounge and music room for adults, featuring blues, jazz, oldies, standards in an elegant martini lounge/cigar bar setting.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'cat\'s meow,cats meow,thecatsmeow,the cats meow,the cat\'s meow, the cat\'s meow, entertainment, dancin',1044,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-265-3331',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498151,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1040,0,'Matty T\'s Roadhouse, Honky Tonk','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'warren@mattyts.com','',NULL,'Deer Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.mattyts.com/',NULL,NULL,'Welcome To Matty T\'s Roadhouse USA. We are Long Islands home for LIVE country music for 28 years and the only true Honky Tonk on LI. we are home for Line Dance, Two Step, and swing dance in NY',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Matty T\'s, Long Island, country, country dancing, honky tonk, LONG ISLAND, COUNTRY, COUNTRY DANCING,',1045,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631)667-6868',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498152,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1041,0,'Neptune Beach Club','',NULL,'40.842130','-72.579949',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'neptunebeachclub@aol.com','',NULL,'East Quogue',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.neptunesbeachclub.com/',NULL,NULL,'The perfect place to meet new people and party with friends on our HUGE outdoor deck overlooking the Atlantic Ocean.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1046,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 653-8737',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498153,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1042,0,'The Breakers Restaurant','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@breakersrestaurant.com','',NULL,'Bayville',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.breakersrestaurant.com/',NULL,NULL,'The Breakers Family Restaurant located in Bayville has a Beautiful view of the Sound. in Bayville. Located on Long Island this family restaurant offers fresh lobsters and steaks at a very reasonable price. ',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Breakers, Restaurant, Bayville, waterview, Breakers, Bayville, Long Island, Lobster, clams, mussels,',1047,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516.628.9690',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498154,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1043,0,'Someplace Else','',NULL,'40.731870','-73.445730',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'info@someplaceelsepub.com','',NULL,'Farmingdale',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.someplaceelsepub.com/',NULL,NULL,'Join us for our Daily Happy Hour',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1048,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 531-8604',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498155,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1044,0,'Fin Bar and Grill','',NULL,'40.789765','-73.748059',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'finbargrill@aol.com','',NULL,'East Atlantic Beach',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.finbarandgrill.com/',NULL,NULL,'Hoping to continue and expand upon such traditions, The Fin Bar & Grill has reopened it\'s kitchen, offering full pub menu. On the entertainment side, The Fin has been presenting LIVE music events featuring not only traditional Irish music by bands such as Gael Force and Deacy & Casey, but Rock, Hip Hop, Blues and punk via bands such as Seanchai & The Unity Squad, Pat McGuire, The Itinerants, Rogues March, Legal Limits, Blue Roots, Terry Woods and The Poorboy Review, Mike Taylor, Rocking Roll Brewing Co., Wreck, Sal Vivo & Friends and Lancaster County Prison. Also often appearing is DJ Moe, of Rockaway Point, NY, a crowd favorite.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'guinness , long island nightlife , new york irish bars , nyc live entertainment , long beach nightli',1049,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516-432-9085',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498156,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1045,0,'Legends Restaurant and Sports Bar','',NULL,'40.999090','-72.476205',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@northfork.com','',NULL,'New Suffolk',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.northfork.com/legends/',NULL,NULL,'You\'ve toured the vineyards and tasted the wine. You\'ve enjoyed the picture book setting of historic villages and farmland. But your visit won\'t be complete until you\'ve visited Legends Restaurant, where you\'ll discover fine dining, spirits and sports.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'North Fork, Long Island, New Suffolk, wineries, vineyards, restaurants, New York, Southold, Greenpor',1050,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'(631) 734-5123',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498157,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1046,0,'Memories Pub','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'luis@memoriespub.com','',NULL,'Williston Park',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.memoriespub.com/',NULL,NULL,'Live bands Every Friday',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'',1051,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'516.248.0695',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498158,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1047,0,'M & C SERVICE','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'im_c@mobilstations.com','',NULL,'EAST MEADOW',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.mobilstations.com/home.asp?stationsap=11901',NULL,NULL,'Pay at the Pump, Speedpass at the Pump,
Speedpass at the Register,Automotive Repair, Emission Inspections
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·         Jim Keohane has over twenty years experience as a software developer and consultant using various programming languages on many computer operating systems.

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·         Jim has been engaged as an independent contractor and employee in programming and managerial positions for major software, computer, consulting and financial firms.

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·         Jim has been retained as expert witness and/or technical expert in a dozen+ software intellectual property disputes, testifying at depositions and before a judge (Markman hearing, FERC) while also submitting export reports, opinions, rebuttals, etc..

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Werner, Dr. Benjamin Chang, Dr. Harry Briffel, and Dr Steven Siegel in Garden City, Hauppauge, and New York, New York.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'LASIK, Lasik, RK, Laser, laser, LASIK, laser vision correction, refractive, surgery, laser vision co',1295,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498402,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1291,0,'Long Island Spine Specialists, PC','',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'website@lispine.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.lispine.com',NULL,NULL,'Long Island Spine Specialists, P.C. provides state of the art treatment for back and neck disorders using a variety of options including aggressive non-operative treatment or operative management when necessary.',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,'Long Island Spine Specialists, orthopedic surgeon, back, spine, neck pain, surgery, pain management,',1296,4,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'',NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,0,NULL,NULL,NULL,498403,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'2099-06-01',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL),(1292,0,'Port Jefferson Specialties Associates','',NULL,'40.714550','-74.007124',0,'0',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'webmaster@pjsamd.com','',NULL,'',33,'','1',NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,NULL,'http://www.pjsamd.com/',NULL,NULL,'Multi-doctor practice with specialties in hip, knee and shoulder replacement as well as spine surgery and sports medicine. 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